June 2024

valtsv:

valtsv:

this isn’t a new or revalatory take but there is something i adore about how immensely loving about the human inclination to personify death is. like, we realised that we won’t be there to help the ones we love when they cross over to where we can’t follow, so we made them (and ourselves) someone who can

which makes the popular culture conception of death as this intimidating skeletal figure clad in scary-looking hooded black robes and holding a scythe so much funnier

dizzyhslightlyvoided:

handsometabbyc:

whorepotion:

animatejournal:

Discworld: Wyrd Sisters
Director: Jean Flynn | Studio: Cosgrove Hall | UK, 1997

It genuinely upsets me that there are people who call this animation and voice acting bad, there’s so much heart and soul on display in just this clip alone

At first glance: ‘lol this is going to be one of those hilariously cheap animations’

30 seconds in: ‘…Oh my god this is fantastic’

“WHO DARES TO INVOKE WXRTHLTL-JWLPKLZ?” “Where were you when the vowels were bein’ handed out, behind the door??”

nonbinary-coastguard:

i-am-a-fish:

thatonegaybrit:

i-am-a-fish:

i-am-a-fish:

homoeroticism

sex

; FISH !??? 😟

I’m sorry

‎ I felt. a moment of bravery

that’s good of you to feel brave, fish :)

misericordiia:

airsignz:

wizardavid:

i-am-emily:

fiddlertoad:

yebisu:

onlywayin-deactivated20231101:

I work cybersecurity, this is like half my job.

the whole vaccine deal tbh

antidepressants

Yes these are all the work of wizards

1eona:

1eona:

1eona:

1eona:

heye every one.

i have on important announcemen t to make.

sam.

unawakening-float07:

prettyboykatsuki-moved:

touch-starvation needs to be written with emphasis on the starving part. you are hungry to be touched. so hungry that even the very taste of it makes you nauseous. it has been long since anything has ever touched you, ever fed you - that your body has grown more used to that gnawing emptiness more than anything else. it’s better for you to be held, to eat but it makes you sick to try. you know

copywriteddad:

“this must hit so hard if youre stupid” is such a simple yet incredible rinse i think it might change the hating game forever

copywriteddad:

“this must hit so hard if youre stupid” is such a simple yet incredible rinse i think it might change the hating game forever

sideblog-sidehoe:

our-queer-experience:

our-queer-experience:

our-queer-experience:

our-queer-experience:

our-queer-experience:

reblog for something t4t to happen to you this summer.

reblog for something t4t to happen to you this autumn.

reblog for something t4t to happen to you this winter

reblog for something t4t to happen to you this spring

hey guys guess what

Donald Trump got convicted of 34 felony charges?

Yess!!

ottermatopoeia:

ottermatopoeia:

Everyone’s all “i’ll fuck your dad” until they realize that means they’d have to fuck someone over 40. and those people are weak.

Glad you liked this one dad-pegger

absentlyabbie:

“nauseated” and “hungry” are two feelings that should NOT be allowed to coincide

yurious-george:

oldguardleatherdog:

behindnightmaresanddreams:

deep-state-partisan:

I’m a survivor of the terror attacks who lived 4 blocks east of the World Trade Center. I lost my home that day, spent years homeless and destitute, and I carry a Zadroga Act diagnosis of 9/11-connected PTSD. If anyone who’s doing this RP needs character coaching or if you need help with authentic scenarios, I’m available for consulting services at reasonable rates. DM me here or leave your number on the men’s room wall at any leather bar and it’ll get to me in 24 hours. Happy 9/11 y'all, and remember fireworks are unsafe and illegal in most jurisdictions.

polishkurapika:

why-bless-your-heart:

rabbiteclair:

you know when somebody says this that they mean either a short amount of time, a long amount of time, or maybe just neither

(via @awesomebutunpractical)

vamptits:

memser:

vamptits:

they want you to make fried rice

who is “they”

the wok left

wobblydev:

Why do we say that capitalism must be “dismantled”?

You’ll hear phrases like “Smash the state!” “Eat the rich!” and “Smash capitalism!”

And, yes, of course, but… :)

However relevant those sayings are, our work must be careful, highly organized and above all planned.

Because capitalism and all of its associated systems are not discrete, abstracted entities we can attack independently.

It is a structure, like a complicated machine with many thousands of working parts…

And right now it is connected to absolutely everything.

If we do this… [picks up huge hammer and smashes the machine]

Then a lot of vulnerable people will die.

The machine was built and improved and redesigned and patched over the course of generations. It is very good at its intended purpose, which is ultimately to generate profit.

Every human being alive today relies on the byproducts of the machine to survive, without exception.

The machine’s engineers want it to keep working like it does. In fact, they want to optimise it.

That will kill all remaining life on Earth.

So, we must destroy the machine, quickly and carefully

We must examine its deadly programs and mechanics and replace them with alternatives we built together.

The engineers don’t want us tampering with the machine.

However, we make it run…

So we can make it STOP. Together.

How will YOU help us to safely dismantle the machine?

iww.org

p.s. My computer is on its last legs. If you would like me to draw you a little cartoon and help me get a new computer, learn more at this post.

wobblydev:

Why do we say that capitalism must be “dismantled”?

You’ll hear phrases like “Smash the state!” “Eat the rich!” and “Smash capitalism!”

And, yes, of course, but… :)

However relevant those sayings are, our work must be careful, highly organized and above all planned.

Because capitalism and all of its associated systems are not discrete, abstracted entities we can attack independently.

It is a structure, like a complicated machine with many thousands of working parts…

And right now it is connected to absolutely everything.

If we do this… [picks up huge hammer and smashes the machine]

Then a lot of vulnerable people will die.

The machine was built and improved and redesigned and patched over the course of generations. It is very good at its intended purpose, which is ultimately to generate profit.

Every human being alive today relies on the byproducts of the machine to survive, without exception.

The machine’s engineers want it to keep working like it does. In fact, they want to optimise it.

That will kill all remaining life on Earth.

So, we must destroy the machine, quickly and carefully

We must examine its deadly programs and mechanics and replace them with alternatives we built together.

The engineers don’t want us tampering with the machine.

However, we make it run…

So we can make it STOP. Together.

How will YOU help us to safely dismantle the machine?

iww.org

p.s. My computer is on its last legs. If you would like me to draw you a little cartoon and help me get a new computer, learn more at this post.

serial-unaliver-deactivated2024:

average #protectourchildren right winger when you bring up csa prevention measures that actually work (children would know too much about consent)

peoplegettingkindamadatfood:

another-confused-ace:

Let’s talk about the fabulous aromantics out there

toadalled:

Pride Month is upon us again and so it is time to repost my little guy, Hue! I’m wishing everyone a safe, supportive, positive, and enlightening Pride, whether you’re all the way “out” or not!

toadalled:

Pride Month is upon us again and so it is time to repost my little guy, Hue! I’m wishing everyone a safe, supportive, positive, and enlightening Pride, whether you’re all the way “out” or not!

midnight-spectrum-again:

crystalistrappedintheinternet:

jimhensonreject:

friendraichu:

snufkind:

everybody loves to talk about velma and daphne but y’all seem to forget that velma and hot dog water from mystery incorporated were obviously gay

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h-hot dog water?

Her name was hot dog water because her father was a carnival owner and they were so poor she had to bath with the used hot dog water. Also she was murdered by Nazi robots under the command of a Hannibal lector bird Scooby Doo influenced by a cosmic embodiment of horror but then brought back to life when Scooby Doo killed it

fixing-bad-posts:

Anonymous said: Anon hate. // OP replied: pithy replyALT
Anonymous said: Is it true? // OP replied: i’m so glad someone finally asked about this! i’ve seen several posts about it on tumblr and x (formerly twitter) but no one is talking about this right now. several people have said it’s true. here is a firsthand account you weren’t there for. here is a screenshot and a tl;dr to spread info faster. if you actually watch this tiktok it’s so obvious that it’s true. i can’t believe you would even ask me this—google is free, dumbass. if it’s not true, it feels true. block me if you disagree. if you don’t reblog this, it really says a lot about you as a person tbh.ALT
aphetalia said: Did you know? // OP replied: omg nooo!!! but now that i do, i will make sure to repeat this—except worse and paraphrased—to spread awareness! without verifying your claims at all ofc! i had no idea—thank you for telling me so that i can uplift voices!ALT

accidentally made a triptych

Anon hate - Is it true? - Did you know? 

bardlockcafe:

Good morning to everyone but especially to this reddit user

roboticutie:

digableswaggot:

digableswaggot:

SO SOMEHOW MY YAOI SHIRT ENDED UP IN MY DAD’S LAUNDRY BASKET HELP I CAN’T BREATHE

OMG GUYS PLEASE STOP REBLOGGING THIS MY DAD IS CALLING HIMSELF THE YAOI GOD

HAPPY 10 YEARS TO THE YAOI GOD HIMSELF!!!!!!!

leafdlc:

can’t WAIT to slap this on some fabric and make a patch but unfortunately I have run out of tshirts to tear up and make patches with.

:

I can’t believe you blocked me, just because I read everything you said in bad faith with open hostility.

:

I can’t believe you blocked me, just because I read everything you said in bad faith with open hostility.

official-pussy-posts:

bitronic:

the-gayest-dovah:

mansons-horror-queen:

The Addams Family // New Neighbors Meet the Addams Family

IS SHE VAPING WITH HER PUSSY?!?!

(via @they-bite)

Official Pussy Post

janmen-portfolio:

janmen-portfolio:

Fall of Icarus/Hubris of Man

2019, colorised

(And reference)

people have tagged this as life imitates art, and I need you to understand that no, I saw this picture of my friend falling off the got dang swing and thought it represented human hubris so well that i went into a made haze of acrylic paint and when I awoke I was holding this finished canvas.

berry-s0da:

My tumblr notes when mutuales clock in to like my posts

jubs:

?????

???????

majormeilani:

THIS COMMENT IS MAKING ME CRY LAUGHING HELPP

inhumanliquid:

H. Have I reached the level of masc where I’m being advertised scam products aimed at insecure cis guys? Is that what this is?

weirdplutoprince:

weirdplutoprince:

Happy Pride…2!!

zombiemollusk:

spiritsonic:

spiritsonic:

Wanted to see if I could accurately draw a Garfield yesterday, and then just kinda kept going. Enjoy my garf crimes.

This post has escaped containment within the fandom and I keep seeing tags like “lol WTF looks like a Sonic character”, and it’s extremely funny for me

sleeby-bunny:

goddamn gender inflation, can’t have shit these days

charlesoberonn:

“Welcome to the base, private, let me show you around: This is Major Key, she keeps us upbeat. And this is Corporal Punishment, don’t get on his bad side. If you need anything, you can go to General Store directly. Understood?”

“Sir, yes, sir!”

“Great. One last one thing, what’s your name?”

“Parts, sir.”

“Well, Private Parts, I hope I got you covered. Dismissed.”

stele3:

fanotastic:

fanotastic:

fanotastic:

fanotastic:

fanotastic:

lonevarg:

birb-ghost:

fanotastic:

iwillcutmyhairshort:

iwillcutmyhairshort:

concept

a beaded curtain, but instead of beads they’re worms on strings

you know… these guys

Hi op I hope this satisfies your needs.

Needs more worms

I wanna make one of these that is like a literal curtain of worms

No clear strings available to get caught and tangle, I want them nose to ass like some kind of horrible human centipede of worms, covering my doorway

@fanotastic more worms

Aw fuck. Nothing makes you assholes happy.

Fuck you guys.

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My fellow fuckers, I present you-

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Happy Pride Month

The worm curtain is GAY

The flute glass full of worms…

raineofthedragons:

An LGBallT style comic with the title reasons why straight couples might be at Pride, with two straight balls next to the title. This is followed by nine squares, each with two balls and a caption. Trans and non-binary balls: "They're genderqueer" Bi and Pan balls: "They're not straight" Aromantic ball and straight ball: "They're aromantic" Two queerplatonic balls: "It's a queerplatonic relationship" Asexual ball and straight ball: "They're asexual" Intersex and straight balls: "They're intersex" Gender questioning and sexuality questioning ball: "They're questioning they're identity." Two ally balls: "They're allies supporting friends/family". Everyone is welcome at Pride. Don't assume identities.ALT

momowho34:

momowho34:

Here’s to hoping that every single person with schizophrenia or a schizoaffective disorder or DID or NPD or any other ridiculously demonized mental illnesses has a wonderful day

oh and people with ASPD and borderline and bipolar disorder and anybody who experiences psychosis but doesn’t have schizophrenia or a schizoaffective disorder. i love all of you and i wish you the absolute best <3

killerbeeattackforce-deactivate:

the REAL nonbinary agenda

villainessbian:

destinationtoast:

luckhaver:

mctreeleth:

laineysbucketlist:

ben-shapiro-onlyfans:

wikipedia is a gem

If I’m correct, this is from the article “list of common misconceptions” which happens to be one of my favorite Wikipedia articles

https://xkcd.com/843/

The whole article is a wild ride.

it was just a statistical anomaly after all…

fixing-bad-posts:

Anonymous said: Anon hate. // OP replied: pithy replyALT
Anonymous said: Is it true? // OP replied: i’m so glad someone finally asked about this! i’ve seen several posts about it on tumblr and x (formerly twitter) but no one is talking about this right now. several people have said it’s true. here is a firsthand account you weren’t there for. here is a screenshot and a tl;dr to spread info faster. if you actually watch this tiktok it’s so obvious that it’s true. i can’t believe you would even ask me this—google is free, dumbass. if it’s not true, it feels true. block me if you disagree. if you don’t reblog this, it really says a lot about you as a person tbh.ALT
aphetalia said: Did you know? // OP replied: omg nooo!!! but now that i do, i will make sure to repeat this—except worse and paraphrased—to spread awareness! without verifying your claims at all ofc! i had no idea—thank you for telling me so that i can uplift voices!ALT

accidentally made a triptych

Anon hate - Is it true? - Did you know? 

geyfrog:

Collection of images saying "sources: dude trust me", "it was once revealed to me in a dream", "my source is that I made it the fuck up", "it is known" repeated four times, "you are wrong, source my common sense in my brain", "dsm-vi just came out. it says all my dreams are visions and also that im a special princess", "If the data doesn't support my assertations, I simply type into chat 'Variance', hit enter, then hold the power button on my gamer PC until it shuts down, then take a long nap", "Example: 87 percent of statistics are made up on the spot [citation needed]", and "I don't need to explain shit. I have a gun for a head."ALT

bellpepa-deactivated20240922:

why am i blocked by my mutuals mutuals. they like me more than they like you btw. loser.

rubixpsyche:

peco5bi11:

deluxeloy:

vsemily:

Not Safe For Work

Remember, NSFW is not an abbreviation for nude that somehow has more syllables. It’s shorthand for “If my boss happened to look over my shoulder when this was on my screen, would there be consequences?”

This is subjective, and depends on the boss and the job, of course. But many, many images that contain zero nudity are still very much NSFW (and sometimes, images with nudity aren’t!) Consider this.

just goes to show how young the population of the internet is nowadays. nearly everyone that was into the internet for real in the early 2000s knew this kinda stuff

I need people to know that sometimes people tag your stuff as ‘NSFW’ not because they think a trans body is inherently sexual or something, but because even tasteful nude is still “My boss is going to ask questions if I don’t close my browser fast enough”