official usps sent me a letter including a guide with a handwritten note asking me to switch the sizes of my patreon envalopes (envalopes that i bought from the local post office)
shoutout to usps worker Nixie who I guess took it upon themselves to send me this cause they were sick of my envalopes getting caught in the machine or something idk
I love learning about the inner workings of usps-CAUGHT FIRE??
Started this as a simple way to get rid of my art block and ended up with 8 fully rendered drawings somehow, i wasnt even planning on drawing backgrounds lol
also sorry for the long post (it will be even longer next time)
god I fuckign love ocs. my characters. my friend’s characters. the characters of mutuals ive never spoken to. the characters of artists ive followed and maybe spoken to a little more. the characters of complete strangers I see in passing and think “aw that’s cool”. if you have ten fans I am one if you have one fan it is me etc etc. I love you
Your are your normal, boring self. Today, however, you’ve been abducted by the government to interrogate a super villain from another dimension - Yourself!
Started this as a simple way to get rid of my art block and ended up with 8 fully rendered drawings somehow, i wasnt even planning on drawing backgrounds lol
also sorry for the long post (it will be even longer next time)
*reading graduation speech* And to all the people who said I was gay. well, guess what. Now I really am gay. So the jokes on you. And you have to live with that.
YALL I PROMISE I HAVE FOOD FOR YALL. JUST LET ME COOK. IVE BEEN PREOCCUPIED PLAYING A DIFFERENT GAME LMAO. Anyway. This little thing won’t be what you think. Whatever you’re thinking, it’s not going to be it. (This one took me an hour and a half. It was supposed to be silly and small, but now it’s silly and big. Why.)
As a nonbinary person it feels uncomfortable when strangers perceive my partner and I as a straight couple,
But it’s hilarious to me when they perceive us as father and son.
“Does he have his own luggage?” the agent behind the check-in desk asks brightly, making eye contact with my partner.
“Just carry-on,” I say as I slide my driver’s license across the counter toward her. Confusion dawns on her face. She glances up at me briefly before printing my boarding pass in silence.
“A soap making booth!” I exclaim. I’ve been to the renaissance faire a dozen times but I’ve never visited this shop. “Let’s make soap!”
“First you have to ask your Responsible Adult for five dollars,” says the vendor in a measured, singsong voice, and wags her index finger at me.
I look around, confused. Who is she talking about? Does she mean the young man trailing behind me? I turn back to her.
“I have five dollars …”
“Well you still have to ask him,” she smiles sweetly.
As I open my mouth to ask why, I suddenly realize she has misjudged my age by at least two decades.
“I’m older than he is,” is all I can think of to say.
“Would you like a children’s menu?”
“Sure, and if you’re taking drink orders, I could also go for a Corona.”
Hey op?
HOW???
I’m short
This is like that tiktok about the grown woman accidentally being kidnapped by a middle school bus driver lol
So glad I have tits so this can’t happen to me 🙏 because I KNOW if I was flat chested, this would be me, but THANK GOD, I get to at least look 16
VTA AU LESHY AND MIYU (YELLOW CAT) DESIGNS! (+ DOODLES)
Boy oh boy!!! Leshycat be upon ye!!! While Narilamb is the focus of this au there WILL be a couple side-stories that focus on the little adventures of different characters, Leshy and Miyu being one of those cases.
But omg! Look at them!!!
(Pssss their color palettes compliment each other—WHO SAID THAT)
Ya’ll already know who Leshy is so I will be skipping his introduction, so meet Miyu! Likely the Cult’s best farmer who definitely doesn’t sleep a healthy amount of hours every night and totally not works overtime at the farm to avoid said activity! They were rescued along with their two little siblings after the farm they lived in was attacked by heretics, fanatics of a certain ex-god of chaos, which got Miyu to grow quite scared and resentful towards said god. The problem? They interact with him everyday…oh but don’t worry, it’s not like they know it’s him, so it should be fine, right?
New discourse: it’s actually predatory to date someone with a different star sign than you, because the differences in your personalities means you’ll never be able to have exactly the same life experiences, thus leaving a knowledge and power gap between the two of you which will inevitably lead to an abusive relationship!
also if you’re a Sag and you’re dating a Taurus, that means you’re secretly seeking a May-December relationship, which is age gap coded!
Also, humanoid signs like Aquarius, Gemini, and Virgo absolutely cannot date animal signs. That is interspecies erotica codedfuckoand animals CANNOT CONSENT.
Aries, Capricorn and Taurus dating each other make me sick, they’re all bovidae it’s so obviously incest I– 🤢
This post is addressed to the Palestinians in Ghazzah following me. If someone is asking you to send them money to put your fundraiser on their website or whatever and telling you you won’t have your fundraiser succeed otherwise, do not listen to him he is scamming you or lying to you.
Everything I’ve done on this blog has been to help people. I do not charge anyone money EVER. I don’t even ask my other followers to send me any cash. DO NOT LISTEN TO SOMEONE ASKING YOU FOR MONEY.
So if this piece of garbage wasn’t having success contacting people pretending to be Palestinian he is now contacting Palestinians in Ghazzah to prey on them. I have no words to describe this evil anymore. Go block and report this user for phishing:
New discourse: it’s actually predatory to date someone with a different star sign than you, because the differences in your personalities means you’ll never be able to have exactly the same life experiences, thus leaving a knowledge and power gap between the two of you which will inevitably lead to an abusive relationship!
also if you’re a Sag and you’re dating a Taurus, that means you’re secretly seeking a May-December relationship, which is age gap coded!
Also, humanoid signs like Aquarius, Gemini, and Virgo absolutely cannot date animal signs. That is interspecies erotica codedfuckoand animals CANNOT CONSENT.
Aries, Capricorn and Taurus dating each other make me sick, they’re all bovidae it’s so obviously incest I– 🤢
it fucks me up that tolkien only died in 1973. dude has the vibe of a victorian scholar who wrote all his manuscripts by candlelight but then you look him up and realise that he knew what color tv was. what the fuck.
Jacking off to art of a character doing something very out of character and shaking my head the whole time so everyone knows I disapprove of this misinterpretation
Depending on how work goes this year it might be a while before the actual final piece sees the light of day - so I’m releasing the animatic for the Guards! Guards! animated trailer on the unsuspecting public.
I was hoping it could work as both a trailer/intro animation to a non-existant Guards! Guards! animated show, and I think it turned out pretty neat! I hope you enjoy.
They switched up from golf clapping to police brutality real quick when she started talking about their racism.
Hi!! Wrist locks are incredible painful and pose high risk of damaging the wrist even between consenting sparring partners who can tap out at any time!
In Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, it is illegal to wrist lock anyone below blue belt and anyone in the juvenile division!
Private detectives useless as hell all I do is sit behind a desk dramatically lit in black and white stripes by my half open blinds and smoke cigars. Living the dream
#privatedetective #detectivelife #i have 19 unsolved cases
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prohibition hitting hard…making some bathtup gin tonight. DM for recipe
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Clara Bow is 20??!!!
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SHE SHOULD BE AT THE SPEAKEASY
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Smuggling some moonshine in my coat oh boy I sure do hope no big scary prohibition officer comes andbpins me and handcuffs me hahha oh nooo that would suck
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my thirsty ass could NEVER be a bootlegger!!!!
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Anyone else think some of those jc leyendecker drawings are kind of yaoi ….
my mom hung up some clothes of mine on the doorframe and it seriously could not convey more “this guy dresses like a cartoon bully” if it got up and stole a kids lunch money
Alleviating gender dysphoria, not with binding or packing, but a secret third thing (padding your waist and ribs until they are the same size as your breasts)
Are we just posting fake and gay Boomer memes of the lowest possible quality?
Is this what’s become of y'all?
I dont think that just because hes a boomer he deserves to get harassed over who he has parties in his own home with
yea im pretty sure the sign is an actual real thing some librul casually left at the boomer’s door for realzies just for him to post on fb under a smug gotcha caption. he totaly Did Not write That himself
Hi, it’s me, the Boomer and OP. I DID write the sign myself. You see, this post is Bait and Satire-although I do not blame you for thinking it was real, due to Poe’s Law.
I’ve held back from saying this for years out of fear of being ostracized, but I can’t remain silent any longer: the The Centaur Fetish Art Community has a massive Russophobia problem
When I was younger and researching the autism diagnosis criteria and symptoms, I thought “oh I couldn’t POSSIBLY be autistic.” Because when I read “takes everything literally” I thought it literally meant EVERYTHING and I was like “I don’t take EVERYTHING literally, just most things!” And I just realized the other day that it didn’t actually mean EVERYTHING and that was an overstatement.
ok hold on actually i rb’d this before with just tags but im going to come back in on this again
any medical diagnostic you will ever undergo does not mean “always 100% Every Time Ever you have this problem”. And it sucks because they will phrase it in a way that SOUNDS like 100% Every Time including on the testing for being a person who has trouble with how specific phrasing is supposed to be.
literally the example I always use is I spent way longer without glasses then I should have because the eyesight chart diagnostic is “identify the letter”, so I went ‘ok the point of this is to do good identifying letters’. Then i realized
they want to know if I can see. Not if I can identify that a blurry shape is an A because of its unique outline.
So i started qualifying my answers with “blurry”. Blurry A, Blurry Y, Blurry Z. Now I have glasses.
they do not make this clear. I do not know why. But you can more or less apply this to any medical diagnostic, and if it’s a written diagnostic if your answer is 'sometimes’ and the only answers are 'yes or no’ you put Yes.
Do I have trouble getting out of bed? Sometimes, yes. So the answer is Yes.
Regrettably tests are made for and by non-autistic people and aimed at non-autistic caregivers and medical experts, which isnt how it should be, and makes it one more complicated thing to navigate. World a hell.
Also, if you’re filling out Disability paperwork, you’re supposed to answer it for your worst days, and without accommodations.
“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
straight guy geologist describing a vertically oriented igneous intrusion to his buddy: it’s a . well. i’m not sure i can reclaim this one just get over here
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