June 2024

mistchievous:

Tumblr PSA:

Idk how long this is going to be an issue. Maybe forever. But when you’re tagging people in Tumblr posts, you need to start tagging them in groups of five. After each group, press enter and tag the next group in a new block. If you do not do that, all of the tags after the first five will not work.

I learned this the hard way.

Your tags need to be organized like this.

@/tag1 @/tag2 @/tag3 @/tag4 @/tag5

@/tag6 @/tag7 @/tag8 @/tag9 @/tag10

@/tag11 @/tag12 @/tag13 @/tag14 @/tag15

And so on.

Hopefully this doesn’t last forever, but it’s definitely the way you have to do it for now.

lilu-the-almighty:

mammalidentifier:

girlnumbers:

don’t piss me off. you don’t know who you are messing with.

Southern pudu (Pudu puda). This one is a fawn!

now you know who you are messing with

villainessbian:

theconcealedweapon:

I’ll gladly pay 25¢ more for a double cheeseburger if it means the workers get paid a decent wage.

Also, price increases happen all the time even when wages do not increase.

No no I’m sure the prices stayed the exact same since 2009 which was the last time the federal minimum wage was raised. Come on let’s see some figures about restaurant prices since 2009. Come ooooon. Come on let’s see them! They were flat, weren’t they? Oh they weren’t? They’ve been getting steadily more expensive all across the board while their workers kept making peanuts? DAMN YOU DON’T SAY

That twitter poster better say psyche, or a million ants in their bed

anarchistmemecollective:

anarchistmemecollective:

dyrdeer:

Being autistic is weird bc it’s a lot like putting on a play. You gotta remember your lines, deliver them like a normal human, and tripping up on what you say can break the immersion of normalcy. Also you’re at the dentist

 #and nobody ever let you look at the script or gave you a copy so you're trying to improv your way throught it but nobody will yes and you #you're getting judged and snubbed and it's so fucking confusing and almost nobody at all is willing to be nice about itALT
 #god the addition #the unwillingness of nerotypicals to 'yes and' a conversation they forced on me is one of the reasons I'm gonna snap one day #it's like they can tell there's something wrong with me but bc I don't look autistic they just stone wall me till I trigger a dialogue op. #and then say they don't think I'm autistic even tho we just played hide the peanut with words for 40 minutesALT

olderwest:

sillyguywithsillydoodles:

olderwest:

sour

I hope it’s okay but I animated him a little because the concept is too good thank you for your service 🧎

I can’t upload a video with sound for some reason but here’s the version with audio

hOLY FUCK!!!!!! HOOOLYYYY FUUUUCCKKKK

THE KIWIFICATION….. AWESOME. I LOVE HOW YOU ANIMATED THE TRANSFORMATION + LOVE HOW HIS SMALL HAT FALLS OFF😭😭THIS IS SO CUTE

sandsmand-deactivated20240903:

Welcome to the catgirl adoption center! Where 75% of the women have penises and 100% of them are transgender!

elfwreck:

mamatater:

The spouse is getting curious about tumblr

Does he like the color of the sky?

clydecashed-deactivated20200313:

just remembered music is real

This post is for fans of MUSIC only

sandmandaddy69:

snarkysparkyv2:

thememedaddy:

me irl

c00kietin:

mythtakxn:

when one of your faves reblogs a post you made

for me it’s a bit like this :D

mini-wrants:

mini-wrants:

A woman went viral for being turned down for a next interview for a role, she asks the recruiter what she did wrong, the recruiter tells her they were “concerned about her lack of effort in her appearance.”

She explains she wore a freshly ironed blazer with a collared top. Her nails were painted a professional beige. She got a blowout for her hair, so a professional style. She had on subdued gold earrings.

The only thing she wasn’t wearing was makeup; she states she really doesn’t wear makeup, and only had chapstick on, as her skin is sensitive. Her lawyer mother has already explained she has no legal case against the company for any type of gender-based discrimination.

Just in case anyone wants to ask why feminists still refer to the “pink tax” or rail against more and more elaborate makeup trends being pushed on girls and women.

Women being punished socially for not wearing makeup is still a feminist issue.

Little girls being taught by TikTok at 10 and 12 that they have to have a “beat face” or a “snatched body” to be adequately feminine will go on to become recruiters and HR employees and managers in a decade.

We already know that women who don’t wear makeup are discriminated against in interviews. The next generation of interviewers were raised by Sephora and Ulta; it’s going to get worse, not better, unless there’s a concentrated campaign on breaking the connection between makeup+professionalism.

owoinginthedark:

As a mass comm major, IF THERE IS SOMETHING UNJUST OR IMMORAL BEING DONE CALL YOUR LOCAL NEWS STATION THEY WILL HELP MORE THAN ANYONE ELSE

Cities and government agencies HATE bad press. This story that was told to me by the journalist that covered this, and he showed us the piece:

There was a traffic light that was set up on the far side of an overpass, but it was improperly hung so you couldn’t see the light until it was too late. There were accidents there EVERY SINGLE DAY and calls to the city did NOTHING.

Someone had the idea to call the local news station and this dude went out to see. As he was interviewing someone, there was a wreck.

Guess what happened after that piece aired?

Suddenly the city had the time to lower the traffic light and the accidents stopped.

Journalists get a bad rep, and while big stations like Fox deserve it, I think more thought should be given to who you’re actually shitting on when you say “I hate journalists.” Because we’re overworked, underpaid, constantly shit on, but we still do the job because we want to help people. All professional, prestigious journalists that I’ve met hate the government and will do whatever they can to get the information and change that’s needed. Being a journalist is a dangerous profession: at every professional convention I’ve been at there’s a fund for the families of journalists that have been killed (there’s a lot!) and a long memoriam roll.

SUPPORT LOCAL NEWS STATIONS

jaqqqln:

jaqqqln:

The “i wanna be” comic

Me rn

technikki:

ive been curious about whether or not there’s a limit to how far the game will stretch vivian to keep her tethered to the ground and well apparently i found it

xiuhunsoo:

honestly video games went off when they put hearts above characters’ heads as an indicator for a positive reaction like i wish i could do that in real life! hey friend i’m seeing you and you hugged me i now am displaying hearts all around!!! or hey i saw this cat and it meowed i’m filled with warmth and happiness and now want to show it with hearts around me!!!!

tropacant:

have some shitty chaotic pride flags ^^

check out the rest of the flags on my profile since tumblr has a 10 image limit lol as well as the fixed versions of a few of these cuz I’m big dumb

furiousgoldfish:

Dismantling the Lies of Abusive Parents Masterlist

Resources

Physical abuse

Blatant Lies

Psychological abuse

If this hits home, also read Recognizing Abuse Masterlist

furiousgoldfish:

Dismantling the Lies of Abusive Parents Masterlist

Resources

Physical abuse

Blatant Lies

Psychological abuse

If this hits home, also read Recognizing Abuse Masterlist

brick-yknow:

datafags:

its-arson-time:

type prevs url with your eyes closed in the tags

CRYING AND BAWLING AND LOSING IT

northshorewave:

This stuff is basically impossible to parody.

capacity2:

michkovs:

capacity2:

michkovs:

capacity2:

Silk is so beautiful. Thank you worms

u know they boil them alive for silk right

They’re worms…

ok im not gonna argue with a sociopath

Thank god

johnwickfucker:

gayteensupreme:

heritage-post:

whoreapologist:

adorablecake:

fangcore:

an-tea-fa:

ofsorrowz:

red-twist:

whoreapologist:

i love abortion and i love divorce

i pop some pills and i ride my horse

i log onto tumblr and i start discourse

eyyyy macarena

this has the strongest 2014 tumblr vibe i’ve seen in a while, can’t believe this post is 5 days old

THIS POST IS FIVE DAYS OLD???? I THOUGHT IT WAS AT LEAST 2 YEARS OLD!!!!!!!

happy 9 day anniversary to this post 💖

date of origin: April 18, 2021

#it even has a deactivated blog

Look at that subtle off-kilter humour… the tasteful length of the reblog chain… oh my god, it even has a deactivated blog

linkedlikedays:

aquilacalvitium:

inthefallofasparrow:

Hot Shit | Tom Cardy

Okay not only is this a bop but it single handedly raised my self confidence

My 2 year old is OBSESSED with this song. When we first started listening to it they loved it, and then began requesting it by name. Except we never told them the name of the song, because it’s called Hot Shit and we didn’t want a baby demanding, “Mama, Hot Shit!!!”

So they made up their own name, based on a toddler’s understanding of the lyrics:

“Mama, can we listen to

Rocketship?

phantomrose96:

reddit user killbolaggins makes the comment "This is literally why blanket statements are bad." reddit user Morphik1 replies "ALL of them are bad?"ALT

linkedlikedays:

aquilacalvitium:

inthefallofasparrow:

Hot Shit | Tom Cardy

Okay not only is this a bop but it single handedly raised my self confidence

My 2 year old is OBSESSED with this song. When we first started listening to it they loved it, and then began requesting it by name. Except we never told them the name of the song, because it’s called Hot Shit and we didn’t want a baby demanding, “Mama, Hot Shit!!!”

So they made up their own name, based on a toddler’s understanding of the lyrics:

“Mama, can we listen to

Rocketship?

running-batty:

cpntredbeard:

This is the End Goal of Capitalism

I have had strong visions of the need for a specifically geriatric care orientated fast response team for evictions,.

back in 2009 I was working with a teacher from my sister’s school to get hours I needed to get my cna certification back. I was assigned to help with a few residents in what was supposed to be a very nice nursing home. One of the residents I was helping with was unaware and unresponsive at all times. She could not move nor speak and while we were sure she could hear she did not have any way of communicating.

So imagine my confusion when I showed up for my shift to see the other person assigned to her packing up this woman’s belongings.

I asked what was going on and got that they were kicking the woman out. I wondered if they had said where she was going to go and the other aid explained that she hadn’t been told anything but that it was very strange.

I helped pack this woman’s belongings and went to help in another room.

About an hour later I checked up on the unresponsive resident only to see the aid back with her looking extremely distressed.

She let me know that they were sending the woman back to her previous address as the prices for the nursing home had risen and her social security checks no longer covered the costs. Since they hadn’t been able to get ahold of her family the woman’s payments hadn’t been covering the full amount and eventually she missed several payments as the money coming in was ate up by late fees and such.

Thing is her previous home had been sold and her family had moved out of state. So they were taking her to the house of a stranger.

I went and reported this to my instructor and told her we needed to call the state board to report this. While I was doing that they packed the woman into a transport vehicle and drove her away.

They left her in a stretcher in the street.

My instructor didn’t want to rock the boat because the school needed to keep working with this facility so that her students would be able to get their credit hours.

We got into an argument because I pointed out that if she didn’t report it she was also breaking the law as this was a clear case of endangerment.

Our argument attracted the attention of other residents and nursing aids. When they asked what was going on I told them exactly what happened.

Unsurprisingly everyone was upset that the facility has just abandoned a woman who could not move or speak on a street in the middle of summer. It was around 90f out side!

My phone was locked up at the time so I kept badgering the instructor and made it clear I would be reporting the situation first chance I got and I would be naming her too as someone who chose to let this happen.(She kicked me out of her program for this but I did report her to her principal and school board.)

During this a bunch of the residents heard me point out how extremely illegal this was and how dangerous it was. All of the aids were talking to each other. And because they heard me loudly state I was going to report it once I had a phone people started slipping away.

And hour later transport returns with the resident and she is soaked in sweat and red all over. Her aid and I rushed over to clean her and put medicated cream on her skin. While we tried to get fluid in her aid proudly let me know that I reminded everyone that they had the power to help and people started calling the owners, state board, child services even. Two residents proudly told me that they called the police for a wellness check. So many people called and made a scene that the owners scrambled to get the woman back.

A few neighbors who saw the woman dumped even reported them to the police!

The absolute deluge of calls spooked the owners so bad they rushed to get the woman back to the facility before the news found out.

An investigation was started after that. I was told by the instructor that she didn’t feel comfortable having me around even though I was right and that she wouldn’t vouch that I preformed the hours I worked. I would have to start over with another instructor.

I asked her if she thought the part of the course that says you legally have to report neglect and abuse was optional.

Then I got my money back.

My sister let me know that the Owners of the facility decided to follow the law and got a case worker for that woman who found her family and was able to properly move her into a cheaper facility instead of dumping her on the street at a strangers door.

Which they should have done in the first place.

But packing her up and throwing out in the street was far quicker and cheaper. So that’s what they did. Had so many people not fought for her they might have gotten away with that.

I’m not surprised another facility resorted to having that 93 year old arrested. Majority of care facilities are all about money first and the actual residents well being last.

weaselle:

inthefallofasparrow:

hellyrgf:

teaboot:

brenna:

canthaveshitingotham-crucified:

canthaveshitingotham-crucified:

i hate it when i cant even write a poem about something because its too obvious. like in the airbnb i was at i guess it used to be a kids room cause you could see the imprint of one little glow in the dark star that had been missed and painted over in landlord white. like that’s a poem already what’s the point

you get it. you get the themes. i dont have time to do it justice. just look at it its on the ceiling

black out poetry out poetry the OP's text, reading: "In a kid's room you could see one star painted over in landlord white. That's the point. You don't have time to look at the ceiling."

ALT

these exchanges and this fiddling about for the collective to appreciate in passing is, to me, true artistic spirit. I don’t know what the past was truly like to live, but in my heart i know that humans have always been… like this

powerjock:

shittymoviedetails:

The beach that makes you old

I can never seem to find her, but she always finds me

disgustinggf:

what-even-is-thiss:

disgustinganimals:

nyx-has-rocks:

Oh wow ur right

Who told you about the mind cow

I can’t make images in my mind so I can’t see the mind cow. I can hear it though. God only knows where it’s hiding.

what-even-is-thiss:

disgustinganimals:

nyx-has-rocks:

Oh wow ur right

Who told you about the mind cow

I can’t make images in my mind so I can’t see the mind cow. I can hear it though. God only knows where it’s hiding.

thepromiscuousfinger:

thepromiscuousfinger:

a-book-of-creatures:

kardds-arts:

depsidase:

i love this picture so much i drew it too

The original without the weird background removal:

Dog doctor completes urinalysis of a cat

Edinburgh, Univ. Db. 3.20, folio 25v

dretanya:

ivan-fyodorovich:

c4ps3p:

clickablestoclickupon:

strangerfandomfiascos:

iidrils:

thisurlwasnttakenbutnowitis:

makesuchexpensivemistakes:

in my notifications

high comedy

amvs:

amvs:

amvs:

fat little girls deserve the world tbh society is so traumatizing to them

fat little girls can do whatever they want forever actually. btw. it’s law now.

if a fat little girl punches her bullies straight in the nose that’s direct action and also a win for feminism

hoodiegal:

stupidjewishwhiteboy:

asteroidtroglodyte:

kisselexy:

bogleech:

this is like just a fourth of a whole musical medley addressing that you can’t live like the simpsons anymore. harsh :(

DID MODERN SIMPSONS JUST DROP A WELL PRESENTED TRUTH BOMB

YO WHAT THE FUCK THE SIMPSONS REALLY JUST LAYING IT ALL OUT THERE

I appreciate that they actually got Robert Reich to participate (although I imagine he was easy to persuade as his whole shtick is this kind of thing)

Jesus, the end.

“I get it, you’re saying I’ll have a tough time finding a job like my dad’s.”

“No, no, kid. I’m saying you’ll never find a job like your dad’s, and you’ll have a tough time finding something significantly worse.”

powerbottombrucespringsteen:

I think movies need more sex and i also think that actors need to be uglier and less in shape

comatosecartesian:

jadagul:

prokopetz:

gragshash:

prokopetz:

Random headcanon: the reason that Peach and Bowser don’t seem to get a lot of respect in some Super Mario games is because the Mushroom Kingdom is kind of a rural backwater and isn’t terribly important or influential politically, so people tend to regard Bowser as a C-list villain for being so hung up on such an insignificant conquest. Nobody really expects Bowser to be a serious threat – that would be like expecting a guy whose main claim to fame is repeatedly failing to conquer Wyoming to be a serious threat – so they get taken by surprise every single time.

So what you’re saying is that Bowser is more or less on the same level of villainy as Dr. Doofenshmirtz?

Oh, quite the opposite – point him at any target that isn’t the Mushroom Kindgom and he’s this massive outside context problem that rolls over entire armies and cracks planets in half. It’s just the Mushroom Kingdom in particular he can’t seem to figure out, and that bothers him terribly.

The obvious implication is that, like, Mario is an A-tier hero who happens to live in a C-tier nation.

Like, if Clark Kent hadn’t moved to the big city for a reporting job, he’d still be Superman. And there’s be some villain who tried to knock over a bank in Bumfuck Kansas and wound up having a very bad day.

(And eventually we have Lex Luthor spending a huge amount of time trying and failing to run some penny-ante scheme in rural Kansas and failing, and no one can take him seriously despite the fact that he’s just as competent as he would be in canon.)

In Oregon there lives a species of snake capable of surviving tetrodotoxin doses strong enough to kill animals thousands of times their size. This is because they evolved alongside a species of poisonous newt which they consume regularly, which produces ludicrous amounts of a poison thousands of times stronger than cyanide. They got to this point by fighting each other in the same bumfuck nowhere habitat for millions of years. The newts got more toxic to fight the snakes. The snakes got better immunity to keep eating newts. Now we’re left with snakes capable of eating some of the most poisonous creatures alive, and newts so deadly that they are inedible to anything other than these snakes.

What I’m trying to say is that Mario and Bowser are the result of two evenly-matched overpowered idiots fighting the same battle for decades. The consequences only become clear when you square them up to literally anything else.

catchymemes:

stud-yawgmoth:

nylonlion:

It’s dishonest work and it’s a lot. And nobody needs to do it

datafags:

its-arson-time:

type prevs url with your eyes closed in the tags

CRYING AND BAWLING AND LOSING IT

actuallylgp-deactivated20240901:

It’s funny how a silly fictional character can come into your life and then take over your entire brain chemistry

bigbigbigtruck:

eagerly awaiting the day daniel radcliffe, elijah wood, and robert pattinson just make the most fucked up bizarre unmarketable film together

rustmarty:

this is what it feels like to open your notifications after you posted what u thought would be a banger but youve only gotten 1 like

420technoblazeit:

420technoblazeit:

ok.

according to the wiki page this outfit is completely randomized btw she just happened to put me in a propeller hat jester shirt and bright blue pants like some kind of fuckign clown. idk how to feel about this

suredisaster-deactivated2024022:

Every time i think about this tweet i start crying