May 2024

every-block-board:

real portal by LavaBladez

myriad-rainbows:

A sewing machine is a device that provides a several-fold increase of the speed at which you can make mistakes

xmajordumps:

hi -drops a funny convalescence AU minicomic-

was meaning to finish it a LOOONG time ago, finally got around it.

follows me companionship saga [1] [2] [2.5] [3] then follows up with the origins of the 3rd eye appearing [here].

some form of timeline be upon ye

kedreeva:

kedreeva:

Trying to play Monster Hunter: Rise and SOMEONE could not stand not getting attention and was repeatedly scaling me with her sharp feet and launching herself from furniture until I put her big soft blanket in my lap and pet her.

At least she’s sitting where I can see the screen. She’s also sitting where she can bite my fingers while I play. The monhunt experience was not supposed to be this realistic…

plenty-sheep-in-the-sea:

charlesoberonn:

charlesoberonn:

The fucking link to the Wikipedia for “cylinder”. Brutal.

yffresbeard:

i think it is important to recognize the ways in which your favorite thing sucks. i think it keeps u normal

1percentcharge:

i know a lot of people mock when certain songs are overused on character playlists but I will never judge someone for putting bubblegum bitch on one. If you decided that your little tv guy is miss sugar pink liquor liquor lips who am I to say he’s not

argumate:

argumate:

the interesting thing about the protests in Hong Kong is they’ve taken on a life of their own as the illusion of government control of the situation has been punctured by the sheer number of people on the streets; the original goal of pushing back the extradition law has already been achieved, now the protests are against police brutality and are being countered with… more police brutality, sustaining the rage.

but it’s difficult to see how the government can back down on this one; presumably they would try to wait out the protests and announce some kind of placeholder investigation into police behaviour run by a sympathetic bureaucrat who is going to deliver a vague waffling report in 18 months by which time everything will have long blown over, but if the protests dig in and push for Lam to step down then things get messy.

can Beijing stomach pulling Lam out? blame the problems on her without conceding any ground to the public action? it just doesn’t seem like something they would be willing to do, it’s too obviously allowing public unrest to challenge top down leadership, and where would it end?

where indeed.

ana-bananya:

feluka:

Some of Omnia’s content has gone viral recently, making her a recognizable target. Please share urgently.

taikeero-lecoredier:

IF YOU LIVE IN CALIFORNIA OR KNOW PEOPLE THAT DO PLEASE TAKE THE TIME TO CONTACT YOUR LEGISLATOR AND MAKE NOISE !

On monday there will be a vote on a dangerous bill called AB3080, which is an age verification bill,and, you guessed it, they see lgbt content as obscene and harmful to minors.

https://twitter.com/mikestabile/status/1786103305057493184?t=97r4-4FYywYeD9W1jg-PeQ&s=19

There are also tech companies residing in California,and who knows how they will be impacted.

So please take the time to take actions right here (theres a script you can take info from, its more than a privacy risk since a website makes it forbidden to operate without requesting ID from visitors…

https://www.defendonlineprivacy.com/ca/action.php

You can find your rep right here

https://findyourrep.legislature.ca.gov/

I am URGING you to please spread the word about this,and most important, CALL !

You may use the hashtag #NoOnAB3080 on every socials.

REBLOGS ENCOURAGED

joy-yet-again-deactivated202410:

nightmareparade:

grgie:

sitting at my office job thinking about murderbot and giggling and kicking my feet

iamoutofideas:

r0zeclawz:

cottoncandylesbo:

sanitymakesposts:

jame7t:

r0zeclawz:

you used to scare me on my scarephone

You used to freak my on my freakphone

You used to suck me on my sexphone

i miss her so fucking much

on your missphone ?

miss phone? do you have her number?

sharkcloset:

wastedawayagaininmargaritaville:

papasmoke:

He is also Palestinian. I hadn’t seen the video from this angle yet but I suspected from the one I saw that he was targeted based on how directly the cops came at him among many others. Now from this angle you can see the cop point at him directly and then they attack. Fuck STLPD fuck WUPD fuck mayor jones and fuck chancellor Martin

From a friend at the WashU encampment. There was lots of screaming plus there were kids around.

catchymemes:

sayruq:

inthesirensandthesilences:

I keep seeing this pic in my camera roll and dying laughing this is like a weapon

technofeudalism:

from nebraska earlier today. this has got to be some of the craziest tornado footage i have ever seen. from @nickgormanwx

toshi-flakes:

affricative–collective:

toshi-flakes:

jame7t:

Dude, where’s my kissy. Where is my fuckin snuggles bro

@affricative-collective

🥺🫂😘

Mmwmah <3 <3

ospreyonthemoon:

mortalityplays:

vegans making honey a bee labour issue is the funniest thing imaginable because like, you picked the one animal that has already unionised

You literally could not exploit bees if you TRIED

“Oh well if you stop the queen leaving the bees are trapped” wrong, bees can and will swarm without a queen. They will also make new queens if they don’t think theirs is good enough

“Bees don’t consent to their honey being taken” wrong, bees are actually more than intelligent enough to know we take the honey. They LET us take the honey if they think what we provide in return (shelter, food, protection) is a fair deal.

“Taking honey starves the bees” WRONG AGAIN! Domestic bees overproduce honey. A beekeeper NEVER takes honey the bees would need because then you piss off the bees, and if you piss off the bees you don’t have any bees. They stockpile honey for the winter, but because domestic colonies do way better than wild ones they stockpile too much. That’s why beekeepers can take out whole frames and then have them filled in no time. Domestic bees actively overproduce because they know humans are going to skim some off the top.

And if they didn’t want humans to take it, beekeeping WOULD NOT work.

To keep bees you have to let them fly free. If they can fly free they can leave. Meaning if they don’t like what you’re doing, they WILL leave.

The whole idea they’re basically slaves to the queen is also not true, they can just make a new queen literally whenever, and if they don’t like her, they kill her.

There is no way for a beekeeper to exploit their bees. The bees are EMPLOYEES.

Employbees, if you will.

ospreyonthemoon:

mortalityplays:

vegans making honey a bee labour issue is the funniest thing imaginable because like, you picked the one animal that has already unionised

You literally could not exploit bees if you TRIED

“Oh well if you stop the queen leaving the bees are trapped” wrong, bees can and will swarm without a queen. They will also make new queens if they don’t think theirs is good enough

“Bees don’t consent to their honey being taken” wrong, bees are actually more than intelligent enough to know we take the honey. They LET us take the honey if they think what we provide in return (shelter, food, protection) is a fair deal.

“Taking honey starves the bees” WRONG AGAIN! Domestic bees overproduce honey. A beekeeper NEVER takes honey the bees would need because then you piss off the bees, and if you piss off the bees you don’t have any bees. They stockpile honey for the winter, but because domestic colonies do way better than wild ones they stockpile too much. That’s why beekeepers can take out whole frames and then have them filled in no time. Domestic bees actively overproduce because they know humans are going to skim some off the top.

And if they didn’t want humans to take it, beekeeping WOULD NOT work.

To keep bees you have to let them fly free. If they can fly free they can leave. Meaning if they don’t like what you’re doing, they WILL leave.

The whole idea they’re basically slaves to the queen is also not true, they can just make a new queen literally whenever, and if they don’t like her, they kill her.

There is no way for a beekeeper to exploit their bees. The bees are EMPLOYEES.

Employbees, if you will.

ospreyonthemoon:

mortalityplays:

vegans making honey a bee labour issue is the funniest thing imaginable because like, you picked the one animal that has already unionised

You literally could not exploit bees if you TRIED

“Oh well if you stop the queen leaving the bees are trapped” wrong, bees can and will swarm without a queen. They will also make new queens if they don’t think theirs is good enough

“Bees don’t consent to their honey being taken” wrong, bees are actually more than intelligent enough to know we take the honey. They LET us take the honey if they think what we provide in return (shelter, food, protection) is a fair deal.

“Taking honey starves the bees” WRONG AGAIN! Domestic bees overproduce honey. A beekeeper NEVER takes honey the bees would need because then you piss off the bees, and if you piss off the bees you don’t have any bees. They stockpile honey for the winter, but because domestic colonies do way better than wild ones they stockpile too much. That’s why beekeepers can take out whole frames and then have them filled in no time. Domestic bees actively overproduce because they know humans are going to skim some off the top.

And if they didn’t want humans to take it, beekeeping WOULD NOT work.

To keep bees you have to let them fly free. If they can fly free they can leave. Meaning if they don’t like what you’re doing, they WILL leave.

The whole idea they’re basically slaves to the queen is also not true, they can just make a new queen literally whenever, and if they don’t like her, they kill her.

There is no way for a beekeeper to exploit their bees. The bees are EMPLOYEES.

Employbees, if you will.

cassowariess:

afieldinengland:

which is definitely not an omen

This is where Brexit Britain has gotten us. Can’t even have a proper apocalypse now.

theliterarywolf:

passivefan:

unashamedmercury:

fineillsignup:

yourdadsghoulfriend:

practical—bitchcraft:

stiwfssr:

This porno didn’t fuck around

there’s… a lot to take in here…

I was so flummoxed by this I had to learn more, so I took to Google, where I found this blog post by Dan Cardone, who was a grip on this film. Some highlights:

This was the first set I had been on that featured three directors, and hopefully the last. One director was there to primarily film the sex scenes, which he did effectively and economically. The other two directors handled what is called in porn-lingo ‘B-Roll’, i.e. everything non sexual. Which on this film was substantial. The plot for To The Last Man involves two ranches populated entirely by horny men who have random sex and feud over water, as they are in the middle of a crippling drought. Which is why we filmed in Arizona during thunderstorm season…

It’s amazing no one got killed, or seriously injured. There was horse riding, there were fight scenes of rocky escarpments, there were drownings. When the real guns and live ammunition came out for a scene I thought, “That’s it, I’m going back to the truck”.

Fortunately, one of the models was also a fully qualified nurse, so that saved money, time and also lives. Plus, he was sexy, so it was win/win.

All this talk and no one posts a link. God damn it, have to do everything myself around here! Here’s the promo page with previews and a purchase link from the actual Raging Stallions Studios website.

marlynnofmany:

unstoppablejuggerthot:

jonahmagnus:

jonahmagnus:

“I cant draw” then do it bad who gives a fuck…..

Partake in the joy of creation just for the fun of it. Just for a laff.

Me @everyone in the notes

Fun fact: if you do something badly enough, you start to get good at it. And if you’re having fun the whole time, then you win in every possible way.

theliterarywolf:

passivefan:

unashamedmercury:

fineillsignup:

yourdadsghoulfriend:

practical—bitchcraft:

stiwfssr:

This porno didn’t fuck around

there’s… a lot to take in here…

I was so flummoxed by this I had to learn more, so I took to Google, where I found this blog post by Dan Cardone, who was a grip on this film. Some highlights:

This was the first set I had been on that featured three directors, and hopefully the last. One director was there to primarily film the sex scenes, which he did effectively and economically. The other two directors handled what is called in porn-lingo ‘B-Roll’, i.e. everything non sexual. Which on this film was substantial. The plot for To The Last Man involves two ranches populated entirely by horny men who have random sex and feud over water, as they are in the middle of a crippling drought. Which is why we filmed in Arizona during thunderstorm season…

It’s amazing no one got killed, or seriously injured. There was horse riding, there were fight scenes of rocky escarpments, there were drownings. When the real guns and live ammunition came out for a scene I thought, “That’s it, I’m going back to the truck”.

Fortunately, one of the models was also a fully qualified nurse, so that saved money, time and also lives. Plus, he was sexy, so it was win/win.

All this talk and no one posts a link. God damn it, have to do everything myself around here! Here’s the promo page with previews and a purchase link from the actual Raging Stallions Studios website.

catchymemes:

:

Okay guys I get learning new things is important but I do not have the time to read 100 different posts and essays about a topic. My opinion on things is “I don’t know” until further notice.

I’m just some guy and the way y’all expect me to know every little thing and have opinions on everything is strange!

A lot of the time my opinion is “I don’t know”

For the love of god stop

twinkothydrake:

birdsareblooming:

realshinjiikari:

birdsareblooming:

this post seems to have broken containment and if anyone’s interested in what they were telling me to stop, i found the og post with this song and was mass reblogging it at an alarming rate. ive done this multiple times but i think this was the instance i reblogged it 64 times in a row

factorypomelo:

yeah sure why not

the-haiku-bot:

vintage-tech:

qsycomplainsalot:

Antique can openers
(still not sure why he thought the 1920’s one wouldn’t work that well considering it’s the same design we use today)

Can openers of history. Some work better than today’s models!

Can openers of

history. Some work better

than today’s models!

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

imisslifebefore2016:

catchymemes:

Melbourne-Sydney very fast train tops wish list for Rudd Government

vwrtlz:

bacony-cakes:

amtrak-official:

lamboficarus:

gen4:

AN ambitious $59 billion project to link Melbourne, Canberra and Sydney by very fast train is at the top of a Federal Government wish list for road and rail projects.

@amtrak-official

You know, I think the project fell through

that’s what happens if you try and use diesel for your hight speed rail

I need someone to photoshop Yass Junction station with cunty nails and way too much eye makeup

pompmaker1:

woman-becomer:

faggin it up on a friday

hellsitegenetics:

dragongirltitties:

watermelynn-witch:

charlottan:

you could jerk off to this

I’m reblogging this because it is a nice color PLEASE ignore that last part about jerking off that is not what I wanted to say by reblogging this post tumblr staff could you please remove that rude comment from my post thank you very much?

we should name this color “jerking off green”

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Closest match: Sepiola atlantica genome assembly, chromosome: 24
Common name: Atlantic Bobtail

(image source)

ao3-shenanigans:

passerkirbius:

So, there’s a lot of USians around who are very clearly fucking fed up with their political choices this election cycle, and planning to sit it out.

And I get it! What’s the point of voting if there’s no one to vote for?

The thing is, I’m Australian. In Australia, voting is compulsory. We don’t get to sit out our elections, and I’ll be real honest with you - we don’t exactly get better choices than you lot. So how do you vote if there’s no one to vote for? You find someone to vote against. And there’s always someone to vote against.

Now, we have the pleasure of preferential voting in Australia - We get to rank every candidate from 1 to X, and I’ll tell you, there’s something so cathartic about putting the biggest bastard of the lot at the very bottom of your preferences. I understand that USians don’t get that option - you get to mark one person, and that’s it.

That means that you get one shot, so aim it at the biggest bastard of the lot. The candidate you most utterly detest. Put your vote in the worst possible place for them. Don’t even think about who that vote’s going towards, that’s not the point. Remember, every vote is a vote against someone. Make sure you fuck up that someone’s election day!

Guys, please please vote

catchymemes:

ao3-shenanigans:

passerkirbius:

So, there’s a lot of USians around who are very clearly fucking fed up with their political choices this election cycle, and planning to sit it out.

And I get it! What’s the point of voting if there’s no one to vote for?

The thing is, I’m Australian. In Australia, voting is compulsory. We don’t get to sit out our elections, and I’ll be real honest with you - we don’t exactly get better choices than you lot. So how do you vote if there’s no one to vote for? You find someone to vote against. And there’s always someone to vote against.

Now, we have the pleasure of preferential voting in Australia - We get to rank every candidate from 1 to X, and I’ll tell you, there’s something so cathartic about putting the biggest bastard of the lot at the very bottom of your preferences. I understand that USians don’t get that option - you get to mark one person, and that’s it.

That means that you get one shot, so aim it at the biggest bastard of the lot. The candidate you most utterly detest. Put your vote in the worst possible place for them. Don’t even think about who that vote’s going towards, that’s not the point. Remember, every vote is a vote against someone. Make sure you fuck up that someone’s election day!

Guys, please please vote

tooies:

testing out my new set of lockpicks in the petco spider aisle

unbeeliever:

ragdoll-ren:

willard1971:

willard1971:

not fair that the cuntiest woman in this world is a muppet (ms. piggy)

visual aid if it was even nessesary

Hello, enjoyers and agreers of this post! The outfit in this picture was most likely designed and styled by Callista Hendrickson, whose entire job it was to make sure Miss Piggy served at all times. Here is a podcast in which she is interviewed by Danny Horn, Pope of Caring About Miss Piggy since at least 1992, founder of MuppetZine and @toughpigs

snoopylovessoup:

sawasawako:

sawasawako:

some ppl want to support palestine without aligning themselves with the anti-colonial movement and it shows

obviously condemning genocide is the decent, principled thing to do but it’s not in spite of politics… there are political reasons why the genocide is being committed and political reasons behind how and why is//rael as a state was established and political reasons why people are protesting. and its to do with colonial violence and decolonisation, which protestors and colonised ppl themselves have made abundantly clear. you can’t condemn the genocide without condemning the settler colonial ideology that supports it

silverbridge-harbor:

dilfdyke:

hellsw0rth:

Anyone missing a heavy stone/concrete Dalek?

A tweet from the Vagina Museum reading "We've taken her inside in case she gets wet, sad, or lonely." Attached is a photo of the concrete dalek propped up next to a window.ALT
Two more tweets from the Vagina Museum. The first reads: "To answer your questions:
-The little Vagina Museum dalek is made of stone or concrete, she's very heavy
-We are watching her closely just in case she's a Weeping Angel hybrid
-We have a lift. We're fucked if her intentions are nefarious."
The second reads: "To answer another question: our vistors are awesome. Many are not typical museum visitors. It's entirely possible that a visitor:
1. Owns a concrete dalek
2. Takes it out with them
3. Is sufficiently neurodivergent to not notice a heavy concrete object falling out of their bag."ALT
Another tweet from the Vagina Museum. It reads "We've decided to adopt the dalek and named her Cunt of Skaro. She'll be a protective grotesque for the museum, like our sheela-na-gig here. (but seriously, if it's your beloved concrete little dalek, let us know)." Attached is a photo of a small humanoid sculpture featuring a very prominent vagina.ALT

the complete saga

vaspider:

mataurin:

donesparce:

comicsiswild:

arguablysomaya:

comicsiswild:

Batman: Widening Gyre (2009) #1

my favorite responses

thanks

posting this panel was a mistake on my part

@mistresskabooms i tag you for your favorite girl being gay in the last panel