May 2024

kerri-the-skunk:

americanpsyco:

chcialembyc:

moami:

Someone who’s not German tell me what this is.

cutter for the foil put over the top of bottles

Well this idiot is clearly not German. It’s for trimming Mein penis

@very-gay-alkyrion this true?

everydaylouie:

nasturtium collector

4ft10tvlandfangirl:

About Gaza Funds

callmebliss:

writing-prompt-s:

Your people are migratory, following the ancient constructor mechs as they cross the planet, building fabulous cities. You cant stay in one place too long, because always behind you are the ancient war mechs.

crawfishcomic:

Research

prismatic-bell:

magical-grrrl-mavis:

cenobitic-anchorite:

positivelydetectivecomics:

real-jaune-isms:

malicemanaged:

seelcudoom:

wetwareproblem:

closetskeleton666:

spoonie-sone:

mogifire:

Harley & Ivy

This is why I love them!

Harley is an abuse survivor of course she’d wreck this dude!!!

Can I just say how much I love the implications here?

Harley and Ivy are known public figures. People know who they are, and recognize them. And this kid knows that, despite being violent criminals, they’re safe enough to go to for protection.

Ivy is dead certain that the Batfamily will be okay with them intervening to protect a kid. That has some intersting implications - either she knows damn well where the lines lie and that this is overriding enough to get her a pass, or (more likely, given the first bit) this has come up before.

one of my favorite tropes is villains acting heroically not because the other villain is a threat to them or because it benefits them, but because they have standards

^^^ That’s the good shit right there

Always reblog protector Harley and Ivy

I think this illustrates that there is sometimes a separation between the types of villains. There are some villains who have little to no redeeming qualities like Joker and then you have what’s shown in this panel. Two of the most infamous villains with the mindset of, “Wait a minute! No, you don’t hurt children! They’re off limits!”

This (official) story is in the anthology series Batman: Black and White. Fourth volume of the series, third issue, printed 2013. Written by Paul Dini himself and drawn by Stephane Roux.

and it has an even happier ending!

Even Joker refused to associate with Nazis.

sayruq:

mossworm:

my friend is so good at hiding

very large, almost 2 inch long orange and black spiky caterpillar on the underside of a leaf, not good at hidingALT

prismatic-bell:

magical-grrrl-mavis:

cenobitic-anchorite:

positivelydetectivecomics:

real-jaune-isms:

malicemanaged:

seelcudoom:

wetwareproblem:

closetskeleton666:

spoonie-sone:

mogifire:

Harley & Ivy

This is why I love them!

Harley is an abuse survivor of course she’d wreck this dude!!!

Can I just say how much I love the implications here?

Harley and Ivy are known public figures. People know who they are, and recognize them. And this kid knows that, despite being violent criminals, they’re safe enough to go to for protection.

Ivy is dead certain that the Batfamily will be okay with them intervening to protect a kid. That has some intersting implications - either she knows damn well where the lines lie and that this is overriding enough to get her a pass, or (more likely, given the first bit) this has come up before.

one of my favorite tropes is villains acting heroically not because the other villain is a threat to them or because it benefits them, but because they have standards

^^^ That’s the good shit right there

Always reblog protector Harley and Ivy

I think this illustrates that there is sometimes a separation between the types of villains. There are some villains who have little to no redeeming qualities like Joker and then you have what’s shown in this panel. Two of the most infamous villains with the mindset of, “Wait a minute! No, you don’t hurt children! They’re off limits!”

This (official) story is in the anthology series Batman: Black and White. Fourth volume of the series, third issue, printed 2013. Written by Paul Dini himself and drawn by Stephane Roux.

and it has an even happier ending!

Even Joker refused to associate with Nazis.

A classic time loop that you break by doing the day perfectly, only the time loops don't stop. You live an entire life spending years perfecting each day one at a time. By the time you reach your deathbed, you've lived the perfect life, by all accounts but your own.

official-time-loop-posts:

holy shit

A classic time loop that you break by doing the day perfectly, only the time loops don't stop. You live an entire life spending years perfecting each day one at a time. By the time you reach your deathbed, you've lived the perfect life, by all accounts but your own.

official-time-loop-posts:

holy shit

duckdotcom:

duckdotcom:

they also might not be giants. let’s not get our hopes up

i just don’t want you guys to get hurt

greatlordfluffernutter:

catgirlcadaver-deactivated20241:

yeah Romeo and Juliet suuucks they should’ve both survived at the end and lived happily ever after instead. but of course the writer kills them both off for shock value.

They also should’ve been garden gnomes

snorchblog-deactivated20240904:

flipchild:

Job application screening question

kaible:

succubused:

succubused:

queerphobe:

flat fuck friday

you know what day it is

queued this because I did NOT want to miss another Flat Fuck Friday

theworsethingsgettheharderifight:

jimxugle:

theworsethingsgettheharderifight:

serial777killers:

🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈

40.4004260, -79.8731200

miaumiaoumao:

Narinder is helpful

Little idea, haunting my mind all day

What is your opinion on bees?

punkitt-is-here:

love those little cunts

waspcup:

hello my name is Very tiny flying insect i see you’ve got an uncovered beverage outdoors. Can i fall into it and kill myself please please please please please please please please please please

dragewn:

meet Azul! he’s a record breaking track and field athlete. a go-getter who can’t be held back. his twin sister helped him every step of the way from physical therapy to bringing home the gold 🥇

dragewn:

red, she’s always sad and very gay

waspcup:

hello my name is Very tiny flying insect i see you’ve got an uncovered beverage outdoors. Can i fall into it and kill myself please please please please please please please please please please

littleguysdaily:

realshinjiikari:

ampervadasz:

This bird loves eating metal

the-arcade-doctor:

Headhunter lore:

he’s a reaper who has a knack for playing games

he harvests souls, not because they’re about to die, but to add them to his collection

he thinks ACTUAL death is too good for his victims, and drags them into his world

balkanbruiser:

girlnephew:

copywriteddad:

valmillion:

it was international jazz day and all you guys listened to was a single album??

not even close to joking when i say that everyone going “meeeee :3” in the notes needs to ask themselves why they’re so much more willing to listen to jazz that isn’t made by black artists

If you like Casiopea, check out some classic jazz funk fusion albums like Head Hunters by Herbie Hancock or Return to Forever by Chick Corea.

If you like the Cowboy Bebop soundtrack, check out some later period big band albums like Mingus Ah Um by Charles Mingus and The Roar of ‘84 by Buddy Rich.

If you like the Persona soundtrack, check out some more modern jazz fusion albums with electronic elements like Black Focus by Yussef Kamaal or Freedom Fables by Nubiyan Twist.

wolfertinger666:

wolfertinger666:

hey um, feel free to reference or study my art if it helps ya improve or Bec you want too! I find it flattering and honoring (⁠ᵔ⁠ᴥ⁠ᵔ⁠) I don’t like gatekeeping my style or sources

I use ibis paint, I use the default brushes (digital, oil hair for painting, felt tip, and watercolor brush) I use the blur and smudge tool to render my work and I use the built in textures to add that paper feel to my art(dirty paper texture and drawing paper texture) have fun!!!!

is-the-cat-video-cute:

nezjazz:

cybereihino:

teathattast:

bless

Only tik tok video that’s valid

@is-the-cat-video-cute

Rating: Cute

this is a cat that really likes and trusts its person. note how halfway through the video it flops and shows its belly, which is an indication of trust/positive relationships. it doesn’t really know what its owner is doing, but it likes being around them and is game to hang out for whatever silliness is going on.

the-ace-of-dimes:

walmart-the-official:

frogpantsthebloodgod-deactivate:

petition for a SECOND pride month in halloween month

rb for yes

like for yes

both for double yes

sure

I’ll drink (insert undisclosed non-alcoholic fluid here) to that, yea

dduane:

elljayvee:

the-data-files:

The Rosetta Stone on the Deep Space Nine Promenade, written in English, Klingon, Vulcan, Ferengi, Bajoran and Cardassian

I’m losing my fucking mind at some of these businesses

Tom Servo’s Used Robots. Spacely Sprockets.

Fucking. Milliways and the Sirius Cybernetics Corp.

motherfucking Yoyodyne Propulsion Systems

Cavor’s Gravity Devices.

THE BANZAI INSTITUTE.

(snicker) Chez Zimmerman.

pandakong:

brucebocchi:

[ID: Notification with a headphone icon and four colored dots. It reads, “Talk to your Ass… / Just press and hold the action butt..” / end ID]

dehydratedlydia:

jarnt8:

transuncletaylor:

Big boy Kiwi sliding into your feed

fat shit

HES NOT FAT HES FLUFFY AND CUTE AND SO SO FULL OFF LOVE >:C

decamarks:

i would literally be the worst creepypasta protagonist. i would find an evil haunted copy of mario 64 and i’d boot it up and see mario’s face distorted nightmarishly and the title would be “SUPER MARIO DEAD 96” and i’d be like “wow what a cool romhack with no information about it anywhere online i can’t believe i found such a rare and beautiful thing” and there’d be blood everywhere and the overworld music would be screeching static intercut with barely audible whispering so i record it and play it backwards and the whispering is just “DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH” and the spectrogram i generated is a small open-mouthed screaming face with empty eyes (which should be impossible considering the audio contents don’t correspond with the image at all, and the picture is strangely clear) and i’m like “wow such amazing attention to detail this must’ve taken so much work” and all the levels are named like ‘sector: EPITAPH’ with no enemies and untextured 3d primitives in an endless gray expanse soundtracked by slowed down n64 synthesizers and i’d say “wow this uncanny emptiness captures such a harrowing side of nostalgia, it really conveys this haunting impression of a missing or dead inner child or something” and then mario turns to the camera and starts listing off the coordinates of my current location and i’m like “wow they even put a geolocator in this thing” and i play the game nonstop because i’m absolutely enraptured by this strange and scary piece of art and i want to keep exploring it but then this ghostly kid emerges from the cartridge in a brilliant ray of light because it turns out by playing the game i gave this sad dead child an outlet to express his anger and grief and through my unconditional love and enjoyment of the game i’ve allowed this kid to play his favorite game one last time and so he vanishes, smiling, and now no one will ever believe me because all i have is this normal cartridge of mario 64 with the name “ANDREW” scrawled in sharpie on the back

thefloatingstone:

rain-droplet:

egberts:

itwashotwestayedinthewater:

itwashotwestayedinthewater:

bungus

welcome to ‘no note bungus’. reblog and you will feel a sense of accomplishment and goodwill wash over you

two note bungus if you’re brave enough

For some reason this showed up with SEVEN whole notes on my dash

lillucyondabeat:

leftoidsadhu:

humanjeff:

legendary

there are QR code posters here in Melbourne for reporting graffiti to the council - and someone has been printing their own and carefully placing them over the official ones

they lead to a documentary on hip-hop/graffiti culture

it’s perfect because the QR posters are uglier than any bit of street art

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If it was a Rickroll, it would be even more based.

yayobabydoll:

they hate me for my slutty waist and my ability to see the good in everything

sneezest:

ganondorf:

this is like the democrat version of when republicans see a long line at the food pantry and are like “this is what america would look like under communism”

it should be mentioned Professor Samer Alatout is Palestinian

paradichlorosocksy:

Bad news guys metal isn’t edible

spongebobssquarepants:

School domino effect with cereal’s boxes

spongebobssquarepants:

School domino effect with cereal’s boxes

yharnam-is-a-fuck:

cillianwilder-deactivated202408:

kittybroker:

worlds-fluffiest-detective:

everythingfox:

Cat vs fly

@kittybroker @poorly-identified-cats

Little kitty so kind it couldn’t even hurt a fly! Delightful! Get this precious little kitty for only $7.55!

that-clever-oc-deactivated20250:

howellfag:

my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “public transit” 😳💊 you’ll be going wherever you want for an affordable price 💯👨‍💻

me: yeah whatever i dont feel shit

5 min later: dude i swear the bus should have been here by now

random guy at the bus stop with me: the transit app is lying to us

daemonhxckergrrl:

butchdykekondraki-moved:

butchdykekondraki-moved:

butchdykekondraki-moved:

can everyone be normal about masculine presenting trans women. for the love of god can everyone please be fucking normal about masculine presenting trans women.

hey guys you understand that when you say women don’t owe you femininity it includes trans women right. you guys know that trans women don’t need to be feminine to be considered women right. right. guys. you know that right. right guys. Right Guys.

listen to me okay listen to me. trans women can be comfortable being masc. it does not mean they’re not trans women. sometimes, and i know this is going to be a shock to some of you, but sometimes trans people can be trans and not look like their gender. do you hear me are you fucking processing what im saying right now

“I need to be more fem to be more masc” comes from people not being normal about masc trans women

yeoldenews:

A selection of strange and cryptic personal ads from The New York Herald, 1860s to 1890s. 3/?

qualtoth:

cephalop0p:

happy electric feel friday

happy electric feel friday

hellishqueer:

we ask that the defense not say “me when i lie” while the witness testifies

guerrillatech: