May 2024

reggiespoon:

sky-daddy-hates-me:

mysharona1987:

What the actual fuck

Boycott this goddamn song contest. Now. And forever.

kayliemalinza:

systlin:

systlin:

systlin:

eudevie:

systlin:

skaldish:

systlin:

If any of y’all didn’t know, there’s a free online library, aka

https://openlibrary.org/

and I found like, twelve ebooks I’ve been wanting to read on there, and blasted through like three of them during the course of a boring-ass shift.

Guy there are books on magic on there.

There’s books on EVERYTHING there!

Wouldn’t this be bad for authors though? or is this like a normal library where they get /some/ money?

It’s like a normal library. Libraries can upload ebooks there and let people check them out through openlibrary if you have an openlibrary account, or it can point you to nearby libraries that have physical copies of the book for you to go and check out. If you check out books via openlibrary it counts towards the count of books checked out from the library that uploaded the ebook, and they can use it in their reporting and funding and stuff.

There’s like 150 libraries partnered with openlibrary so far.

They also have copies that you can check out if you are print-disabled.

You can also ‘sponsor a book’, which means you pay the cost of the ebook you want openlibrary to acquire, and then they can add it to their collection and let people check it out.

image


https://openlibrary.org/authors/OL26576A/Tamora_Pierce

I sure did!

And click on a title even if it says ‘no ebook available’ and scroll down, ‘cause sometimes that just means “all of the copies of ebooks are checked out right now but you can get on the waitlist when it’s back in”

This is part of the Internet Archive! I’ve posted about this before. Please go, it’s amazing. 

realgoogleclassroom:

sky-squido:

tebasaki-chicken:

republicansareahategroup:

fake-magical-girl:

theperksofbeingaperk:

https://archive.org/details/DontBeaS1947

Here’s the whole video. It’s called “Don’t Be A Sucker” and it’s 17 minutes long.

don’t just scroll past this actually watch it, it’s only 2 minutes long. If you re-recorded this today word for word with modern actors and places, it wouldn’t even look out of place as a PSA

300,000 notes and i can’t find a transcript

Transcript: (sorry for the language!)

Speaker: “I see negroes holding jobs that belong to me! And you! I’ll ask you, if we allow this thing to go on, what’s gonna become of us real Americans!”

Hungarian man with clear foreign accent: “I’ve heard this kind of talk before, but I never expected to hear it in America.”

Young man: “This man seems to know what he’s talking about.“

Speaker: “What are us real Americans gonna do about it? You’ll find it right here in this little pamphlet—the truth about negroes and foreigners! The truth about the Catholic Church! You’ll find…” [audio grows quieter as camera shifts to the onlookers]

Hungarian man: “You believe in that kind of talk?“

Young man: “I dunno, it makes pretty good sense to me.“

Speaker: “And I tell you, friends, we’ll never be able to call this country our own until it’s a country without… without what?“

Other man: “Yeah? Without what?“

Speaker: “Without negroes, without alien foreigners,”—the young man is nodding, following along—“without Catholics, without Freemasons! You know these…“

Young man: “What’s wrong with the Masons, I’m a Mason.” Looks to European man worriedly, “hey, that fellow’s talking about me!“

Huungarian man: “And that makes a difference, doesn’t it.“

Speaker: “These are your enemies! These are the people who are trying to take over our country! Now you know them, you know what they stand for. And it’s up to you and me to fight them!” A bunch of the onlookers in the vicinity wave him off like he’s crazy and turn away, “fight them and destroy them before they destroy us!”

Speaker: “Thank you.“

One man in the now somewhat awkward crowd: “claps“

Young man: *is visibly uncomfortable*

Hungarian man: “Before he said Mason, you were ready to agree with him.”

Young man: “Well yes but, he was talking about… what about those other people?“ *the pair sit down on a park bench*

Hungarian man: “In this country, we have no ‘other people.’ We are American people, of course.“

Young man: “What about you? You aren’t American, are you?“

Hungarian man: “I was born in Hungary. But now, I am an American citizen. And I have seen what this kind of talk can do. I saw it in Berlin.”

Young man: “What were you doing there?“

Hungarian man: “I was a professor at the university. I heard the same words we have heard today. But I was a fool, then. I thought Nazis were crazy people, stupid fanatics. But unfortunately it was not so. You see, they knew that they were not strong enough to conquer a unified country, so they split Germany into small groups. They used prejudice as a practical weapon to cripple the nation.”

DON’T FALL FOR FASCIST’S SPEECHES!! WATCH THIS!!!

realgoogleclassroom:

sky-squido:

tebasaki-chicken:

republicansareahategroup:

fake-magical-girl:

theperksofbeingaperk:

https://archive.org/details/DontBeaS1947

Here’s the whole video. It’s called “Don’t Be A Sucker” and it’s 17 minutes long.

don’t just scroll past this actually watch it, it’s only 2 minutes long. If you re-recorded this today word for word with modern actors and places, it wouldn’t even look out of place as a PSA

300,000 notes and i can’t find a transcript

Transcript: (sorry for the language!)

Speaker: “I see negroes holding jobs that belong to me! And you! I’ll ask you, if we allow this thing to go on, what’s gonna become of us real Americans!”

Hungarian man with clear foreign accent: “I’ve heard this kind of talk before, but I never expected to hear it in America.”

Young man: “This man seems to know what he’s talking about.“

Speaker: “What are us real Americans gonna do about it? You’ll find it right here in this little pamphlet—the truth about negroes and foreigners! The truth about the Catholic Church! You’ll find…” [audio grows quieter as camera shifts to the onlookers]

Hungarian man: “You believe in that kind of talk?“

Young man: “I dunno, it makes pretty good sense to me.“

Speaker: “And I tell you, friends, we’ll never be able to call this country our own until it’s a country without… without what?“

Other man: “Yeah? Without what?“

Speaker: “Without negroes, without alien foreigners,”—the young man is nodding, following along—“without Catholics, without Freemasons! You know these…“

Young man: “What’s wrong with the Masons, I’m a Mason.” Looks to European man worriedly, “hey, that fellow’s talking about me!“

Huungarian man: “And that makes a difference, doesn’t it.“

Speaker: “These are your enemies! These are the people who are trying to take over our country! Now you know them, you know what they stand for. And it’s up to you and me to fight them!” A bunch of the onlookers in the vicinity wave him off like he’s crazy and turn away, “fight them and destroy them before they destroy us!”

Speaker: “Thank you.“

One man in the now somewhat awkward crowd: “claps“

Young man: *is visibly uncomfortable*

Hungarian man: “Before he said Mason, you were ready to agree with him.”

Young man: “Well yes but, he was talking about… what about those other people?“ *the pair sit down on a park bench*

Hungarian man: “In this country, we have no ‘other people.’ We are American people, of course.“

Young man: “What about you? You aren’t American, are you?“

Hungarian man: “I was born in Hungary. But now, I am an American citizen. And I have seen what this kind of talk can do. I saw it in Berlin.”

Young man: “What were you doing there?“

Hungarian man: “I was a professor at the university. I heard the same words we have heard today. But I was a fool, then. I thought Nazis were crazy people, stupid fanatics. But unfortunately it was not so. You see, they knew that they were not strong enough to conquer a unified country, so they split Germany into small groups. They used prejudice as a practical weapon to cripple the nation.”

DON’T FALL FOR FASCIST’S SPEECHES!! WATCH THIS!!!

realgoogleclassroom:

sky-squido:

tebasaki-chicken:

republicansareahategroup:

fake-magical-girl:

theperksofbeingaperk:

https://archive.org/details/DontBeaS1947

Here’s the whole video. It’s called “Don’t Be A Sucker” and it’s 17 minutes long.

don’t just scroll past this actually watch it, it’s only 2 minutes long. If you re-recorded this today word for word with modern actors and places, it wouldn’t even look out of place as a PSA

300,000 notes and i can’t find a transcript

Transcript: (sorry for the language!)

Speaker: “I see negroes holding jobs that belong to me! And you! I’ll ask you, if we allow this thing to go on, what’s gonna become of us real Americans!”

Hungarian man with clear foreign accent: “I’ve heard this kind of talk before, but I never expected to hear it in America.”

Young man: “This man seems to know what he’s talking about.“

Speaker: “What are us real Americans gonna do about it? You’ll find it right here in this little pamphlet—the truth about negroes and foreigners! The truth about the Catholic Church! You’ll find…” [audio grows quieter as camera shifts to the onlookers]

Hungarian man: “You believe in that kind of talk?“

Young man: “I dunno, it makes pretty good sense to me.“

Speaker: “And I tell you, friends, we’ll never be able to call this country our own until it’s a country without… without what?“

Other man: “Yeah? Without what?“

Speaker: “Without negroes, without alien foreigners,”—the young man is nodding, following along—“without Catholics, without Freemasons! You know these…“

Young man: “What’s wrong with the Masons, I’m a Mason.” Looks to European man worriedly, “hey, that fellow’s talking about me!“

Huungarian man: “And that makes a difference, doesn’t it.“

Speaker: “These are your enemies! These are the people who are trying to take over our country! Now you know them, you know what they stand for. And it’s up to you and me to fight them!” A bunch of the onlookers in the vicinity wave him off like he’s crazy and turn away, “fight them and destroy them before they destroy us!”

Speaker: “Thank you.“

One man in the now somewhat awkward crowd: “claps“

Young man: *is visibly uncomfortable*

Hungarian man: “Before he said Mason, you were ready to agree with him.”

Young man: “Well yes but, he was talking about… what about those other people?“ *the pair sit down on a park bench*

Hungarian man: “In this country, we have no ‘other people.’ We are American people, of course.“

Young man: “What about you? You aren’t American, are you?“

Hungarian man: “I was born in Hungary. But now, I am an American citizen. And I have seen what this kind of talk can do. I saw it in Berlin.”

Young man: “What were you doing there?“

Hungarian man: “I was a professor at the university. I heard the same words we have heard today. But I was a fool, then. I thought Nazis were crazy people, stupid fanatics. But unfortunately it was not so. You see, they knew that they were not strong enough to conquer a unified country, so they split Germany into small groups. They used prejudice as a practical weapon to cripple the nation.”

DON’T FALL FOR FASCIST’S SPEECHES!! WATCH THIS!!!

larval-tear:

somewhat horny: i have to get Fucked!

quite a bit horny: can we pretend i’m an elven prince and the necromancer’s curse turns me into a demon on the full moon and the only way to cure me is to have my Womb filled by a chivalrous knight . and can you make sure you say soem shit like ‘forsooth’ and ‘by my honor’ and stuff. mngh

hornier than anyone has ever been: i need to kiss someone and get married

slymewitch:

sindri42:

barb-l:

sunfortune:

deserved

It was bad enough that the boy is literally just stabbing the book with a dagger and dissociating.

Sonic the hedgehog crossover yaoi

argumate:

raginrayguns:

raginrayguns:

raginrayguns:

damn turns out i have some extremely bright led lights in my room i never noticed. Another lightswitch on the oppoosite wall

@argumate said:

how can you not notice a light switch

uh, dont look at it? idk what to tell you. You probably spend most of your time doing things that happen to not be looking at a light switch. So just imagine doing that for like a year and a half whenever in a particular room

@argumate said:

I feel like the first day is crucial here

maybe theres an inspection procedure i should have executed, in retrospect

a sudden start when the guy who has been sitting in the corner of your room this whole time unexpectedly coughs

shutinthenutouse:

whydidisavethistomyphone:

gallopinggallifreyans:

two bros, both alike in sexuality

in a hot tub, where we lay our scene

thewanderingdelusion:

otakasensei:

goomyworms:

iamnotlanuk:

why does no one remember how homophobic the 00s were? this totally checks for 2003

I’M DECEASED

livelaughratgirl:

jones-friend:

imthegirlwhowaited:

spookyviper:

Thank god for Russian dash cams to bring us wonders like this

they’re saying it’s 3am and they’re so tired and lets just drive and get out of here and then it happens and they’re like ‘well that woke me up”

This video has given youtubers permanent strikes on their account for violent content. Reblog violent content on your dash TODAY

I love violet content

r3ked:

tonyzaret:

More Celeb Buzz!

fans of taylor swift are analyzing her new song “i am straight and there are so many queer pop singers out there please stop looking for hidden clues in my music seriously you’re overthinking it” for clues she is secretly gay

r3ked:

tonyzaret:

“ok so this is a normal tony post anWHAT”

r3ked:

r3ked:

k-eke:

Boo are cute <3

another banger from my favorite baba is you character

r3ked:

r3ked:

this is going into the next pm seymour video isn’t it

hellothepixel:

himejoshiknight:

roisheep:

euniexenoblade:

mariapoda:

r3ked:

realgoogleclassroom:

eviler-slenderman:

oogziepie:

thefavoritefangirl:

oogziepie:

hellsitegenetics:

localowlhousefanatic:

hellsitegenetics:

gorps:

several-large-churros:

gorps:

meatswitch:

petalsbleedingbeak:

heritageposts:

meatswitch:

snakegay:

indianworiorprincess:

snakegay:

jorycancrochet:

gorps:

blipblerp:

hungwy:

lgbltsandwitch:

ssj14goku:

dildomuncher3000:

ssj14goku:

domozillla:

ssj14goku:

thetwinkerbell:

ssj14goku:

Change.org - Petition To Hire 1,000,000 People To Put Their Fingers In The Shoot Hole Of Peoples’ Guns So They Can’t Shoot Them

It’s still gonna shoot… And they’re gonna lose a finger

No. The finger blocks the bullet. We can do this

This is a gun we’re talking about. The projectile is fired using an explosion, not by compressed air of a toy gun or the elastic forces of a sling shot. People would be lucky if they only lost their finger.

The finger blocks it

The finger won’t block it - the shaft is only there for keeping the bullet straight, all the propulsion happens behind the bullet. The bullet would rip through the finger, not that many would actually fit without the victim being a child, and beyond.

The bullet would go forward a little and then hit the finger and stop it’s not that hard to understand

People are going to lose their hands. Go watch Mythbusters. They did an episode on this, the hand fucking exploded.

No, the bullet would start to go but stop at the finger. Thats basic physics. Also hands dont explode normally they did something wrong.

Why the dingleknockers would you even consider sticking your finger in the barrel of a loaded gun?? the amount of force propelling the bullet at that close of range would shatter the finger at the very least; this is a petition for 1,000,000 people to loose the use of their hands. If a bullet explodes the back of a persons skull when they shoot it in their mouth it sure as hell will explode a finger.

No the finger would stop it

I’m loving the idiocy of this post.

Ppl with brains: ummm finger go boom…

Others: no bullet stop. U no kno fisics >:V

no the finger would stop it

You guy who think the bullet would stop at the finger have never shot a gun and can volunteer to it their fingers in the barrel of my 9 mil and I’ll I’ll the trigger and see if it will stop the bullet. Dumdasses

the finger would stop it

date of origin: 28th of december, 2015.

These fuckwits are back again? How’s it going, Nine Finger Nasty? About to turn into an Eight Finger Egghead?

@meatswitch @raptorific this is a US based site. US Americans are known for two things- obsession with guns and incredible stupidity. Had this been anyone else, I’d say they’re trying to fuck with us. But with US Americans, about 70% of them are dead serious about mangling their hands trying to stop a bullet.

I’ve had four years to think about it and now I think the finger would stop it

I just tested it with my buddy. It stops the bullet

….Mythbusters WELDED A METAL SPIKE into the barrel of a gun to obstruct it, something heaps stronger than a human finger (and sealed the barrel better with the filler metal used to fuse the metal spike into place and prevent the explosive gases from escaping) but even that didn’t stop the bullet from doing damage.

It’s because they didn’t use a finger like I did

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The fuck’s going on here? You’d rip your hand apart you fucks

no the finger would stop it

The finger would stop it

Yeah the finger will stop it

What If we got a really short person and stuck them down the barrel

I think they’d stop the bullet

you’d get your finger blown off!

how many times must we say this

the.

finger.

would.

stop.

the.

bullet.

r3ked:

r3ked:

this is going into the next pm seymour video isn’t it

were–ralph:

satyriconmp3:

satyriconmp3:

the gifs i find on this website… you guys are art curators

this is not about gifsets this is about shit like this

albertcamuesli:

no writing workshop can help you improve your writing as much as this screenshot can

r3ked:

r3ked:

yourlocalgooberr:

t0esniffer69:

quarsonist:

the-red-planet-mars:

definitely-canada:

realgoogleclassroom:

bigbootybaba:

iridescentrey:

black-diamond96:

the-apple-is-the-fruit:

labambinafantasma-deactivated20:

If you’re European, in a couple of weeks you will be denied any and all access to fandom contents on Tumblr and everywhere else on the internet. Here’s why.

On June, 20th the JURI of European Parliament approved of the articles 11 and 13 of the new Copyright Law. These articles are also known as the “Link Tax” and the “Censorship Machines” articles.

Articles 13 in particular forces every internet platform to filter all the contents we upload online, ending once and for all the fandom culture. Which means you won’t be able to upload any type of fandom works like fan arts, fan fictions, gif sets from your favourite films and series, edits, because it’s all copyrighted material. And you won’t also be able to share, enjoy or download other’s contents, because the use of links will be completely restricted.

But not everything’s lost yet. There’s another round of voting scheduled for the early days of July.

What you can do now to save our internet, is to share these informations with all of your family members and friends, and to ask to your MEP (the members of the European Parliament from your country) to vote NO at the next round, to vote against articles 11 and 13.

Here you can find more news and all the details to contact your MEP:

https://saveyourinternet.eu

Also, sign and share this petition:

https://www.change.org/p/european-parliament-stop-the-censorship-machinery-save-the-internet?recruiter=50668942&utm_source=share_petition&utm_medium=twitter&utm_campaign=psf_combo_share_initial

We have just a couple of weeks to stop this complete madness, don’t let them dictating the way we enjoy our internet.

#SaveYourInternet now!

I’m not from Europe but #Save yourInternetEuropeans

Fuck!!!!….

PLS GUYS VOTE!!!!!!!

Why does this have so few notes??? When American Internet was in danger, everyone helped you guys. At least do the same for us.

nobody follows me but whatever. HELP THEM!!

guys, this is actually very important! Please vote!

Not Europeen but still, spread this and please vote

what the actual hell- are the europeans okay?

guys pls vote. help ‘em out this is ludicrous smh

What the hell? Are governments trying to kill the internet I swear to god

Hang in there, European fan creators

this is from 2018 so idk if its still going on

hm

*at abraham lincoln’s grave* hey abraham lincoln! watch out! you’re gonna get shot!

GUYS

THIS IS OLD NEWS

For the love of god stop

twinkothydrake:

birdsareblooming:

realshinjiikari:

birdsareblooming:

this post seems to have broken containment and if anyone’s interested in what they were telling me to stop, i found the og post with this song and was mass reblogging it at an alarming rate. ive done this multiple times but i think this was the instance i reblogged it 64 times in a row

Unfollowing because [THING YOU NEVER DID]. Didn't you know it was bad because [VIRTUE SIGNALING] and that it means you support [MISUNDERSTOOD WORD]? I honestly can't believe you'd be such a [NOUN]. You need to stop being an irresponsible [QUEERPHOBIC SLUR] with your follower base. >:(

nyancrimew:

damn :/ this one is true unfortunately, i will be deactivating to atone for my sins

how do you get tumblr gold??? is it the same as ad free?...?? some fucking elon shit..??

r3ked:

megatraven:

yeah but i don’t have to pay because i hacked it with my ublock origin

here’s a handy guide if you’d like one!

gotmyyass2marz:

you know how it is

heatandapathy:

rennessillyarchive:

everytime dungeon meshi focuses on characters outside of the touden party you can really feel the looming horror of the dungeon,, only the touden party is having a silly fun time by virtue of eating the horrors

modmad:

v3rb4tim:

prokopetz:

Some day I want to see a show that does the “no filler episodes” thing from the opposite direction. Just a whole season worth of low-stakes character pieces that seem to move the overall story absolutely nowhere, then episode 26 pulls all the triggers at once and this massive Rube Goldberg machine of a plot the show’s been quietly setting up in the background the whole time hits you like a truck.

Incredible one-liners as always

mindofjson:

animals-riding-animals:

frog riding rabbit

naggingatlas:

didyougaming:

largeplateofstromboli:

tenmillionpoundsofsludge:

Knuckle tats that say Hate. Let me tell you how much I’ve come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word ‘hate’ was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate.

wumblr:

swinginsportscutebasketball:

wumblr:

red-swimmerz-deactivated2021082:

wumblr:

wumblr:

all of the numbers that are divisible by 17 sound so absurd. 51? 68? 85? ridiculous. 102? absolutely not. and don’t even get me started on 119

34 and 136 i can believe, but i feel like i shouldn’t. it’s 102 in a trench coat

did we just run out of posts to make

no, i haven’t made a post about every number yet

I’m sorry to let you know that 100,000,001 (one hundred million and one) is divisible by 17 and because of that, so is every 16-digit number that is four digits repeated four times e.g. 1234123412341234

frozenfishfillet:

frozenfishfillet:

chongoblog:

chongoblog:

chongoblog:

Had a dream that there was a new Pokemon that was ghost type and it was like. Half a greyhound. It was a spectral dog that was known as one of the fastest Pokemon. And yet it only had it front legs. There were wispy floating stubs on its back half which sort of implied there COULD be legs, but they never reached even close to the ground. It stood on its front legs as if the back legs were still there.

I don’t know what this Pokemon’s name was but its appeared in many of my dreams so either they made it real and I forgot or I’m being haunted by a Fakemon.

I have been informed it is not a real Pokemon so I’ll share another detail I recall seeing about it more than once.

One of its main features about it is that it could run stupidly fast, like, a solid 100 MPH (at least thats my best guess from a dream) but more impressively or eerily is that it could go from 100 to 0 almost immediately, stopping in a stance where it stood up straight and at attention

I think I love this weird dream dog

I assume this is for artists so sure thing

I imagine that this dog is very tall and sleek (like a good five feet tall), with a sickly pale (with just a hint of light blue hue). Its eyes are a pure empty (yet still piercing somehow) white. Along its front half across the back and its legs are pale green sets of stripes, almost like racing stripes.

As for how the ghostly “back legs” worked, they looked sort of like this

with his physical form slowly transitioning into an pale blue ectoplasm, and there were amorphous hints of what could have possibly once been legs. Despite completely missing his back half, the posture seen here is still its regular posture, standing straight up, as if a soldier at attention.

Hope this helps!

Hehe i really like this concept

@legalarson

SO TRUE BOOZOI

eggboob:

i really like this deep leffen tweet

assumptionprime:

gallusrostromegalus:

memeengine:

Scott McCloud’s incomparable “Understanding Comics”.

I swear you can open this book to any page and it’s amazing.

(ps it’s actually a digital image of a printed copy of a drawing of a painting of a pipe)

Highly recommend scott mccloud’s “understanding comics” as an introduction to all forms of visual media, but especially educational work like scientific illustration because the man does have a handle on some of the funkier stuff that happens when a viewer tries to interpret an image.

Also reccomended: james gurney’s “light and color”. The man did Dinotopia he knows what the fuck he’s talking about.

Also: Understanding Comics is available to read for free on the Internet Archive!

relevant-wikipedia-articles:

chongoblog:

the windows 7 startup sound sounds kinda neat when you slow it down

pregnant Nari call that the one who expects

bamsara:

m0thbytes:

bamsara:

Things Lamb/Leshy/Heket say to Narinder out of the blue just to provoke a reaction out of him

narinder sees someone flirting with lamb? call that the one who hates.

narinder orders lamb around? call that the one who dictates.

narinder goes on a crusade with lamb? call that the one who dates.

narinder destroys his siblings treasuries? call that the one who desecrates.

narinder telling lamb something heket said since she cant speak? call that the one who translates.

narinder helping lamb pick out an outfit? call that the one who rates.

narinder tells lamb the happenings of the cult while they are out on crusades? call that the one who narrates.

narinder stops trying to assassinate lamb? call that the one who abates.

narinder makes something? call that the one who creates.

narinder argues about a subject in a formal manner? call that the one who debates.

narinder does a kickflip? call that the one who skates.

narinder suddenly loses confidence? call that the one who deflates.

narinder expresses something definitely or clearly? call that the one who states.

narinder considers one thing to be the same as or equivalent to another? call that the one who equates.

narinder does something with style? call that the one who ate.

narinder intervenes between heket and leshy having a dispute to bring about a agreement or reconciliation? call that the one who mediates.

narinder exits a building during a fire? call that the one who evacuates.

narinder has trouble breathing? call that the one who suffocates.

narinder gets put in chains? call that the one who is in restraints.

femondoetus:

ospreyonthemoon:

mortalityplays:

vegans making honey a bee labour issue is the funniest thing imaginable because like, you picked the one animal that has already unionised

You literally could not exploit bees if you TRIED

“Oh well if you stop the queen leaving the bees are trapped” wrong, bees can and will swarm without a queen. They will also make new queens if they don’t think theirs is good enough

“Bees don’t consent to their honey being taken” wrong, bees are actually more than intelligent enough to know we take the honey. They LET us take the honey if they think what we provide in return (shelter, food, protection) is a fair deal.

“Taking honey starves the bees” WRONG AGAIN! Domestic bees overproduce honey. A beekeeper NEVER takes honey the bees would need because then you piss off the bees, and if you piss off the bees you don’t have any bees. They stockpile honey for the winter, but because domestic colonies do way better than wild ones they stockpile too much. That’s why beekeepers can take out whole frames and then have them filled in no time. Domestic bees actively overproduce because they know humans are going to skim some off the top.

And if they didn’t want humans to take it, beekeeping WOULD NOT work.

To keep bees you have to let them fly free. If they can fly free they can leave. Meaning if they don’t like what you’re doing, they WILL leave.

The whole idea they’re basically slaves to the queen is also not true, they can just make a new queen literally whenever, and if they don’t like her, they kill her.

There is no way for a beekeeper to exploit their bees. The bees are EMPLOYEES.

Employbees, if you will.

vaspider:

mataurin:

donesparce:

comicsiswild:

arguablysomaya:

comicsiswild:

Batman: Widening Gyre (2009) #1

my favorite responses

thanks

posting this panel was a mistake on my part

@mistresskabooms i tag you for your favorite girl being gay in the last panel

blank0s:

samuelroukin:

teaboot:

samuelroukin:

they need to invent a writing that is easy. and fast also

monkey paw finger curls and another AI generative text program is born

nooo my good intentions

Damn did you see that? That was fucked up, right? Anyway I’m Rod Serling.

MY PARENTS ARE TAKING ME TO DASHCON AS MY CHRISTMAS PRESENT! AHHH

foreskinnier:

dashcon:

*loudly sings it’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas*

The car ride back home:

a-teardrop-of-the-sun:

So my wife is trans and gonna get bottom surgery hopefully in a couple years. We’re in the middle of the Mythbusters episode where for various reasons they make a silicone mold of one host’s face, and my wife turns to me and says, “I just realized that if we cast and mold a silicone copy of my dick now, once I’ve had bottom surgery, I could literally go fuck myself

Which is why we paused Mythbusters and immediately spent about €60 for a dick mold and silicone casting set (arriving in up to 7 business days) because you can’t waste the chance to commit to a bit like this

chroniccoolness:

a lot of people say twink bc they want to say faggot. and they don’t even necessarily realize. but they do

pro tip, if you’re using twink to mean:

- loser

- effeminate in a negative way

- weak

- pathetic

- annoying

you are probably being homophobic and probably just using it as a free pass alternative for gay or faggot. you’re not slick it’s not okay and you need to think about your words more. you’re not immune to doing this if you’re queer either I’ve seen a LOT of people doing this all across the sexuality labels.

leafwateraddict:

Why did they do that to him….

skulandcrossbones:

jabberwockypie:

roboticchibitan:

Today I had the spoons to hunt down my neighborhood council’s email and send them an email that basically said “I would like to be able to leave my house but my neighborhood is not wheelchair accessible. Who do I talk to in order to get this fixed?” And I am planning on hunting down whoever is in charge of sidewalks in my neighborhood and getting real annoying about it.

My plan is to email them every time I want to go somewhere but can’t.

Email 1: hello, please fix sidewalks so I can ride the bus places I am very passionate about public transportation and also being able to leave my house.

Email 200: This morning I woke up and wanted some delicious coffee to start my day, but upon getting out of bed I discovered we were out of coffee. I would’ve liked to take advantage of the city’s public transportation system in order to support a local business like [examples of local coffee shops] but alas I cannot because I am a wheelchair user and my neighborhood is not wheelchair accessible. [Insert rest of arguement RE accessibility]. In conclusion I don’t work I can keep these emails coming until I die please just fix my sidewalks.

This is going to be my new spite hobby. I was already mad about the abuse and general shit hand the disabled get dealt in our culture but then I started using a wheelchair and places like doctor’s offices have been inaccessible to me so now I am filled with rage. So I am going to take that rage and do something with it. Like emailing my city counsel representatives at 2 am like “I crave a moonlight walk fix my sidewalks please.”

I encourage you to do this!

After the Americans with Disabilities Act passed in 1990, my grandma - who used an electric wheelchair, having survived both polio and getting hit really hard with post-polio syndrome - made a hobby of filing complaints against businesses that weren’t accessible.

She also used to run over people with her chair if they were blocking ramps, but that’s neither here nor there.