May 2024

ask-crow-aus:

livelaughratgirl:

jones-friend:

imthegirlwhowaited:

spookyviper:

Thank god for Russian dash cams to bring us wonders like this

they’re saying it’s 3am and they’re so tired and lets just drive and get out of here and then it happens and they’re like ‘well that woke me up”

This video has given youtubers permanent strikes on their account for violent content. Reblog violent content on your dash TODAY

I love violet content

violent content!!

an-tea-fa:

ofsorrowz:

red-twist:

whoreapologist:

i love abortion and i love divorce

i pop some pills and i ride my horse

i log onto tumblr and i start discourse

eyyyy macarena

ask-crow-aus:

valtsv:

valtsv:

milfbaitt:

valtsv:

valtsv:

sick of hearing about “healing crystals” that “cleanse your mind and body of negative energy” i want to know which rocks can hurt you and fuck up your vibe so bad

everyone suggesting uranium isn’t wrong but anyone who said “literally any rock if you’re willing to resort to violence” are the only people who can get on my level. you’re hired.

caincore

okay which fandom that sprung up out of nowhere overnight like mushrooms after rain is this a reference to i can’t keep up anymore

oh you meant like. that guy from the bible who invented murder. right.

I’m getting ready to say something that is going to get me doxxed

RELIGION IS JUST REALLY BIG FANDOMS THAT PEOPLE OBSESSED OVER

Who’s joining me to see how many followers I lose over that?

ask-crow-aus:

valtsv:

valtsv:

milfbaitt:

valtsv:

valtsv:

sick of hearing about “healing crystals” that “cleanse your mind and body of negative energy” i want to know which rocks can hurt you and fuck up your vibe so bad

everyone suggesting uranium isn’t wrong but anyone who said “literally any rock if you’re willing to resort to violence” are the only people who can get on my level. you’re hired.

caincore

okay which fandom that sprung up out of nowhere overnight like mushrooms after rain is this a reference to i can’t keep up anymore

oh you meant like. that guy from the bible who invented murder. right.

I’m getting ready to say something that is going to get me doxxed

RELIGION IS JUST REALLY BIG FANDOMS THAT PEOPLE OBSESSED OVER

Who’s joining me to see how many followers I lose over that?

ask-crow-aus:

yourlocalbreadenthusiast:

espopstar:

catboybeebop:

Oh the amount of DRAMA between OCs that you all don’t know about

souldoes-things:

kyacchan-comics:

Me: I hate gossip

Also me:

Sooo… How did it go with that person’s sister?

never-obsolete:

Maximum Linux - October 1999 cover
Windows Killer!

autolenaphilia:

One thing I noticed talking about Linux and free software is that a lot of people seem afraid of learning things about technology. I constantly read things like “I hate windows, but switching to linux would mean learning a new OS, and you have to be some super-smart programmer-hacker to do that.” Or even: “Switching to firefox would mean switching browsers and I don’t know how”

And that is precisely the attitude tech companies like Microsoft and Apple try to instill in their users in order to control them. They create these simple and “friendly” user interfaces for their products, but these hide information. From their OS being pre-installed to their settings apps, they keep people from learning things about how their computer works, and letting the companies make the decisions for their users.

I think people are underestimating themselves and overestimating how hard it is to learn new things are. It is like Windows/Macos have taught them some kind of technological learned helplessness. Not knowing how computers work and being afraid to learn how is how companies like Microsoft controls you, and justifies that control.

For example, people hate the forced and automatic system updates on Windows. And Microsoft justifies it as necessary because some people don’t know that their computer needs security updates and therefore don’t update, so they have to force the updates on them. That’s definitely true, and Microsoft’s tech support people is definitely very aware of that but it is a operating system that presumes that the user is incompetent and therefore shouldn’t control their own computer. And of course Microsoft abuses that power to force privacy-invading features on their users. Windows updates are also badly designed in comparison, no Linux distro I’ve used required the update program to hijack the entire computer, preventing the user from doing other things, but Windows does.

This is the dark side of “user-friendly” design. By requiring zero knowledge and zero responsibility for the user, they also take control away from the user. User-friendly graphical user interfaces (GUI) can also hide the inner workings of a system in comparison to the command line, which enables more precise control of your computer and give you more knowledge about what it is doing.

Even GUIs are not all made equal in regards to this, as the comparison between the Windows Control panel and their newer Settings app demonstrates. As I complained about before, Windows have hidden away the powerful, but complex Control Panel in favor of the slicker-looking but simplified and less powerful Settings app for over a decade now.

Of course this is a sliding scale, and there is a sensible middle-ground between using the command line for everything and user-friendly design masking taking control away from the end user.

There are Linux distros like Linux Mint and MX Linux who have created their own GUI apps for tasks that would otherwise use the command line, without taking control away from the user. This is mainly because they are open source non-profit community-driven distros, instead of being proprietary OSes made by profit-driven megacorps.

Still, giving that control to the user presumes some knowledge and responsibility on part of the user. To return to the update example, by default both Mint and MX will search and notify you of available updates, but you will have to take the decision to download and install them. Automatic updates are available in both cases, but it’s opt-in, you have to enable that option yourself. And that approach presumes that you know that you should update your system to plug security holes, something not all people do. It gives you control because it presumes you have knowledge and can take responsibility for those decisions.

All this also applies to the underlying fact that practically all pre-built computers nowadays have an operating system pre-installed. Few people install an OS themselves nowadays, instead they use whatever came with the computer. It’s usually either Windows or MacOS for desktops/laptops, and Android/IOS for smartphones (which are also a type of computer).

Now all this is very convenient and user-friendly, since it means you don’t have to learn how to install your own operating system. The OEM takes care of that for you. But again, this is a convenience that takes choice away from you. If you don’t learn how to install your own OS, you are stuck with whatever that is on the computer you bought. It’s probably precisely this step that scares people away from Linux, few people have installed even Windows, and installing your own OS seems impossibly scary. But again, learning is the only way to take back control. If you learn how to install an OS off an USB stick, you now have choices in what OS to use. (Sidenote: the hard part IMO is not the actual install process, but fiddling with the BIOS so it will actually boot from the distro on the USB stick. This old comic strip illustrates this very well).

That’s how life is in general, not just computers. Having control over your life means making decisions based on your own judgment. And to make sensible, rational decisions, you have to learn things, acquire knowledge.

The only other alternative is letting others take those decisions for you. You don’t have to learn anything, but you have no control. And in the tech world, that means big corporations like Microsoft, Google and Apple will make those decisions, and they are motivated by their own profits, not your well-being.

Computers have only become more and more capable and more important in our lives, and that can enable wonderful things. But it also means more power to the tech companies, more power over our lives. And the only way to resist that is to learn about computers, to enable us to make our own decisions about how we use technology.

21st-century-minutiae:

badjokesbyjeff:

When I asked my pregnant wife what she wanted for dinner, she replied… 

“No thanks, I gestate.”

“Gestate” is an English verb meaning to form a baby inside, this is the action of pregnancy (after initial conception and before birth). It is an uncommonly used word but native English speakers of the early twenty-first century would know it.

“Just ate” is an English phrase meaning “consumed sustenance immediately before this moment.” It has the strong implication that the person is no longer hungry as they are presently satiated.

“Gestate” and “Just ate” sound extremely similar to one another, (the eh and uh are subtly distinguishable), allowing a pun to be made between the two.

praxis-app:

join praxis now - discord - github

21st-century-minutiae:

max1461:

One thing that was hard for me to get used to when I started learning math was what I call “static thinking”. Math doesn’t have any time evolution; everything either is or it isn’t.

When non-mathematicians think about operations like addition, they think of them as “processes” that “occur”: you take 2 and 8 and “combine them” to get 10. The expression “2+8” is like a sort of command, telling you to perform this process of addition. People think of math this way because it’s basically how math is presented in schools.

To a mathematician, the expression “2+8” is not a command and it does not signify a process. “2+8” is merely another way of writing “10”. They are two expressions with identical meaning. That’s what “2+8=10” means, it means “these two expressions signify the same thing”. There is no “process of addition” which “happens” and “results in 10”. “10” and “2+8” are just alternate spellings of the same number.

For a more advanced example, consider the formal definition of a finite state machine. Intuitively, we think of a finite state machine as a network with various nodes and directed edges and so on, into which we input some string in the machine’s alphabet. After inputting the string, it travels around the machine according to the transition functions before finally arriving (or not) at a final node, and by this process a computation is performed. Of course, mathematically, this is nonsense. A finite state machine is a network with various nodes and directed edges and so on, but the notion that you can “input a string” and it will “travel around the network via the transition functions” is bullshit. A string is recognized by the machine if and only if there exists a valid path for that string via the transition functions from an initial node to a final node. The string never actually travels the path, because such a notion does not exist in mathematics.

A finite state machine is not a machine, it never actually does anything. It sits there in the realm of abstractions, unmoving and static. Every string which it “recognizes” it recognizes by dint not of things that it does but of facts that simply are; every string recognized by the machine is so and has been so since the dawn of time, without the machine ever in fact going about the process of recognizing it.

This is philosophically a little bit trippy, but it can also confuse early math students in practice, too. As I mentioned at the top, I was very confused by it. For instance, in the finite state machine example, a perfectly ordinary statement to encounter in a proof might run something like

[Block of reasoning establishing that some string w is recognized by the machine M]

[Block of reasoning establishing that all transition functions into a final node F of M have label x]

…since w is recognized by the machine M, there must exist a transition function T whose target is a final node and which sends w to that final node on the last character of w. Thus, since T must have label x, the final character of w is x.

To a mathematician this seems perfectly trivial. To me as a young math student, this kind thing seemed almost miraculous. We don’t even know what w is, and yet we can run it through the machine? And from the fact that the machine recognized it, we can conclude things about what w is? We can tell its final character? How is that possible? I felt like this kind of thing involved “reaching into the future”, reasoning about processes from the end when we haven’t even begun them yet.

But, of course, we can do this, because there is no past or future in mathematics. The machine is simple there, the string is simply recognized or not, its last character simply is x or it isn’t x. Nothing has to “happen”.

Programming languages are generally divided into two distinct paradigms: Imperative and Declarative. Imperative programming languages define instructions, step by step commands for a computer to follow. Declarative programming languages define what is desired, but leaves the matter of control flow to the computer.

Imperative programming languages are far more common in industry, as they are seen as more straightforward and more in line with how the average programmer considers problem solving. Declarative languages (specifically Functional Programming), is far more popular with researchers and mathematicians, and is seen as particularly elegant by its proponents (and unnatural by anyone who has only encountered imperative programming).

Ultimately, both paradigms are able to accomplish the exact same results. Any fully complete language, whether imperative or declarative, is exactly as strong as any other fully complete language. The language paradigm only affects how the programmer treats it, not what it is capable of.

Within the subset of individuals who know how to code in the early twenty-first century, it is generally possible to estimate their academic background by measuring their preference for declarative vs imperative. For those without any coding or higher mathematics background (the vast majority), it is a meaningless question.

unixqueen:

21st-century-minutiae:

unixqueen:

The above text-replaced comic is a reference to the XZ vulnerability. XZ was an open source library (that is to say, a piece of code that is freely accessible to anyone), which was used by the Linux operating system.

A developer who was determined to be malicious spent years and years gaining trust with their innocuous code, getting to the point where it was included in many devices, and that updates to their code would automatically be sent out to new versions of Linux.

The developer proceeded to introduce malicious code into the trusted software, infecting newer versions of the Linux operating system. It was caught quickly. This introduced a new conversation to the open source community, as they have been relying on the ability to trust and vet its membership to avoid bad actors.

However, the above comic points out that trying to be a bad actor in the open source world required a LOT of effort AND was caught quickly, compared to the alternative. This is a comic reaffirming the security and value of open source.

unixqueen:

uwubuwuntuwu-owofficial:

No fucking way.

spookymews:

front-facing-pokemon:

i had to draw this freckin thang

simitposting-deactivated2024051:

uwubuwuntuwu-owofficial:

2024 IS GONNA BE THE YEAR OF THE LINUX DESKTOP BABEY 100% LINUX USERS 2024 WOO GET HYPE

caljordan:

lago-morpha:

This is your daily reminder to switch to Linux (never get malware/“a computer virus” again! Your computer will run much faster! Steam allows you to run almost all Windows only games through proton these days and you can run plenty of Windows only programs through wine.). Linux Mint is a good user friendly distro if you’ve never used Linux in your life. It is easy to install by following a step by step guide online and all you need is a USB stick. There are GUI package managers now (think like the Windows store) so you don’t have to use the scary terminal.

download linux mint

installation guide

(both links are off the linux mint website)

uwubuwuntuwu-owofficial:

I would do anything just to sniff Debian’s underwear.

fedora-official:

Because of the recent security incidents in the open-source community, and because your safety is our priority, Fedora 40 will start the transition to closed-source components, which we hope to complete in 2028. This will help us ensure that Fedora isn’t at risk from dirty open-source packages.

Additionally, for your convenience and experience, we will start collecting telemetry data. Because we value your freedom, of course, you will be able to opt-out of all 56 categories every month.

evilsoup:

Libreoffice


Haven’t used the rest of the suite in over a decade, I don’t do slideshows so can’t really test Impress. But in my experience i would say that the only office program that is good enough to keep windows around is Excel. If you’re not working with spreadsheets one a regular basis then Linux has good enough alternatives imo.

systemdeez:

Devices having locked bootloaders should be illegal and I’m not kidding even a little.

linux-real:

uwubuwuntuwu-owofficial:

The WOKE RADICAL LEFT wants to turn MANjaro into THEY/THEMjaro!

blue-genes:

Just installed Linux

#transition goals

daniel-nerd:

year of the linux desktop???

you are a faggot and a pointless animal

atmung-deactivated20221128:

atmung-deactivated20221128:

daily affirmation

simitposting-deactivated2024051:

no i can’t join your voice call i haven’t read the arch wiki entry on how to enable sound yet

ubikpharma:

this gentoo penguin is still a baby he hasn’t finished compiling yet

liar-remastered-2011:

nice operating system. did the manufacturer pick it out for you

linuxmint-official:

uwubuwuntuwu-owofficial:

Ubuntu faggot edition.

that’s me :D

the-alpine-glow:

top10fishes:

cis admin this, cis admin that.. what about the trans admins ??

linuxmint-official:

ayolily:

linuxmint-official:

debian-official:

http://ubuntu.ubuntu.ubuntu.ubuntu.ubuntu.ubuntu.ubuntu.ubuntu.ubuntu.ubuntu.ubuntu.ubuntu.ubuntu.ubuntu.ubuntu.ubuntu.ubuntu.ubuntu.ubuntu.ubuntu.ubuntu.ubuntu.ubuntu.ubuntu.ubuntu.ubuntu.ubuntu.ubuntu.ubuntu.ubuntu.ubuntu.archive.ubuntu.com/ubuntu/ubuntu/ubuntu/ubuntu/ubuntu/ubuntu/ubuntu/ubuntu/ubuntu/ubuntu/ubuntu/ubuntu/ubuntu/ubuntu/ubuntu/ubuntu/ubuntu/ubuntu/ubuntu/ubuntu/ubuntu/ubuntu/ubuntu/ubuntu/ubuntu/ubuntu/ubuntu/ubuntu/ubuntu/ubuntu/ubuntu/ubuntu/ubuntu/ubuntu/ubuntu/ubuntu/ubuntu/ubuntu/ubuntu/ubuntu/

how the fuck does someone even discover this

you two should kiss

that’s my mom

gentoo-official:

invaderziin727:

spilt-milke:

dONT TRY TO INSTALL GENTOO

Don’t listen to the blood message on the wall, I can be trusted with your computer.

debian-official:

Reblog if you’d rather be on the seafloor chewing fiber cables rn

kirbybaker-the-alch:

I think all computers should have cd slots and all phones should have headphone ports send tumble

the-thing-of-worms:

so-much-for-subtlety:

mathew:

netscapenavigator-official:

It’s honestly crazy that it took heat pumps this long to gain attention over resistive heaters when they’re literally just reverse air conditioners. Like, you could install a window AC unit backwards, and congratulations, you have the world’s first window unit heat pump. But noooo. Let’s spend copious amounts of electricity to generate trivial amounts of heat, or better yet, burn a toxic gas and give our children asthma. That’s soooo much better than adding a reversal valve to the technology we all already have installed in our homes, that’s been around since the nineteen-fucking-hundreds.

doubleca5t:

Quiet Quitting is when you’re not doing anything wrong but the vibes are off

the-real-gmail:

stankpasta:

captainhaterade:

switchingtogeico:

urfavhatesterfs:

YOU hates terfs

rb if u hates terfs

Hate them

official-linguistics-post:

deadmomjokes:

xjmlm:

What I love about this, though, is that the little nails will become an outline of where the water was. It will trace the shape, show someone later what was there once upon a time. It will be a testament to how much this guy wanted to capture the amazing things he saw and experienced, and though it will never truly keep it, it will hold a memory, something that in itself is beautiful and worthy of experience. We cannot describe the indescribable, but we can trace its outline, give some idea of what we experienced.

official linguistics post

nick-nonya:

fiddlepickdouglas:

l-infini-en-haut:

Sorry but your sexual fantasy has a plot hole in it. Orgasm denied.

neurodivergent-dwampyverse:

jewishdragon:

11111111111101111111111-deactiv:

:

The creator of Phineas and Ferb sorting his M&Ms on tiktok bc that’s just what he does. as a middle aged man.

its tagged Stimming and ADHD. “i dont know why [i sorted the M&Ms]” sure you didnt. Autistic ADHD man made a show of autistic ADHD characters.

Peer reviewed ADHD

iwilleatyourenglish:

iwilleatyourenglish:

some of you just cannot accept that “i just don’t like it” is a complete reason to not engage with media or a facet of media

funniest possible advice

thegeniusidiotnstickmerchant3728:

Dutch stuff that you almost definitely mispronounce if you don’t speak dutch:

teaboot:

electricpentacle:

bruntalism:

Many cats figure out pretty quickly that humans don’t like dead mice as gifts, and then go through an extended process of trial and error trying to figure out what humans do like. Here we see Attempt# 47: Moss.

My boy used to bring me dead snakes (no venomous snakes in our area, don’t worry) which made me rather upset because I love snakes and they were very good for our garden.

So whenever he brought me dead snakes, I would scold him.

And then he started bringing me *live snakes*