May 2024

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Funniest historical events bracket

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Emu War

Pig War

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mist-the-wannabe-linguist:

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Funniest historical events bracket

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Killing Osama bin Laden

Battle of Lake Baikal

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for the battle of Baikal it’s also important to mention that this made Czechoslovakia (a completely landlocked country with no Navy) a country with a 100% naval win rate

the event also involved another Russian warship that approached the Czechoslovak stolen ships (after they’ve already used pretty much all their firepower and were in no state for another battle) but instead of engaging them the Russian ship looked at all the destruction, went “fuck this shit” and left without fight

the-beard-of-edward-teach:

Would you rather fight

a kindergartener sized chicken

a hundred chicken sized kindergartners

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This makes no sense please humor my irl

the-beard-of-edward-teach:

Would you rather

hold a spider

eat a spider

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the-lovely-planet-earth:

the-red-planet-mars:

yahooo-official:

yep-definitely-savers:

totallytesco:

little-lee-froggie:

elgringo300:

lowes-core-waifu:

poisonousquinzel:

monkeymug:

vicariouslylivingx:

jadehariey:

durbikins:

oh yeah, with the new size limit for .gifs this thing can finally be posted

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what the fuck

I just….?

TREASURE THIS POST. IT ONLY APPEARS ON YOUR DASH ONCE IN A BLUE MOON I SWEAR

forget posting cringe to scare off Twitter folks, we just gotta make this appear to be the constant vibe here and we’ll be good skdjskksks

what the fuck did I just watch

I felt like this after watching The Lighthouse

my new favourite movie

what did i just watch

I’ve seen this so many times by now and I STILL do not have a single clue what’s happening here.

what did i just witness

new life cuts off a part of older life- creation and destruction are the rivals that can only dance when the other dances.

what did i just witness-

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Funniest historical events bracket

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Meowing nuns

Pythagoras being weird about beans

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astronomodome:

glitter-in-the-grillcheese:

potionofinstantdamage:

BDUBS THE THING (1982) DUB LIVE IN THE YOUTUBE COMMENTS

im so confused-
is this him opening up his face like an animatronic to swallow the commentor or ??
i don’t underst

Funniest Joke

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Funniest historical events bracket

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Gavle goat

War of the bucket

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mmi-mii-deactivated20240705:

protests are supposed to make privileged people uncomfortable btw

sayruq:

sayruq:

sayruq:

janicevaranus:

capacity2:

knightsickness:

I’m going to die today

taylorftparamore:

actually for fusies, let’s make it a poll

would you rather

10k a month with no work

100k a month but you have to work 14 hours a day

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original post for context:

were–ralph:

were–ralph:

See this is the problem though. We’ve hit a point where tech is expected to advance and be twice as good and with all these advancements, and not just in graphics departments, it makes games that much more complex and time-consuming to develop

Genuinely unreal 5 is incredible but games don’t need that much more power. games don’t need to be 4k ready for consoles because a lot of people cant afford 4k televisions. And yet we’re prepping for 8k now. AAA studios have become obsessed with making things prettier and utilizing hardware to its fullest when its wholly unnecessary.

I genuinely don’t like Nintendo as a business because of the way it treats its fans but i do respect them using less powerful hardware and making that work. Games don’t need unreal 5 to be good. Games don’t need complex system programming to be good. there is like this inherent expectation that more powerful hardware will yield more impressive games and that’s not necessarily true

Like to this day most of my favorite games were on the GameCube. The Gamecube and Wii generation (not just nintendo, but ps2, 360, etc) were some of my favorite moments in gaming and i wish games were simple again. and not like simple in terms of content but like. Not all games need a 5 year dev cycle.

shofarsogood:

letitrainathousandflames:

timemachineyeah:

elecktrum:

prince-luffy:

chemicalheart-deactivated202009:

idontevenfreakingknow22:

cheeseanonioncrisps:

tawghasa:

chemicalheart-deactivated202009:

chemicalheart-deactivated202009:

enchantedpineseed:

chemicalheart-deactivated202009:

this was the glass jar guy verbatim

I’m afraid to ask.. what happened? 😬

Are you fucking kidding me

Have some more screen caps, courtesy of @aita_reddit






Fuck this is so disgusting

This post is a fucking Pandora’s box of awful

Oh my God. This gets worse every time I see it!

This is why I live alone. I don’t want to be remembered as a murderer, and I’d kill each and every one of these jerks.

It’s so interesting to see these men carefully plan and go out of their way to ruin something harmless and fun, like put real effort into it, and then go “it’s just [x]”

Like if it was JUST socks or an app or a blanket or some jars, why did it BOTHER you so much? 

Because it was a symbol of your s/o not being entirely dependent on you, on getting happiness outside of you, of being their own human with their own feelings. And you KNOW that deep down, or else you wouldn’t have gone to such effort to sabotage it.

Good news! Prom picture (ex) fiancée called off the wedding and broke up with the asshole who shredded her picture!

And the woman whose high school poetry got stolen and used in the asshole’s song made a throwaway account to publically dump him and drag him over his shitty music

Oh, and colorful mismatched socks girlfriend? She dumped the proper-sock obsessed asshole too

I’ve seen this post before and I always wanted closure so I googled them to see if I could get it. I think it’s important to show that these assholes fucked around and found out, and that these girls are now free to look for partners who actually care about their feelings!

It’s never too late to ditch someone that makes you feel inadequate, childish or silly just for doing things that bring you joy.

We have limited time on this bitch of an earth and you sure as hell shouldn’t waste it with a partner that puts you down. You can find better. You deserve better.

Hey, if your current partner reminds you of ANY of these men, please take this as your sign to leave. If your partner destroys what is harmless and what you enjoy, they are an asshole and you do not want to spend the rest of your life with that. You can break things off.

minomafu-deactivated20240831:

tumblr. you’ve got to understand that it’s literally you guys being ableist towards us autistic folk.

it’s not a twitter thing or a tiktok thing or a whatever other social media site you personally dislike the most thing.

you constantly make fun of autistic symptoms. all the fucking time.

you always insult people who have trouble understanding. you always insult people who have trouble with reading comprehension. who struggled in or cant/couldnt pass school. you make fun of people who take things too literally. too personally. who are too emotional. who aren’t emotional enough. who don’t have empathy. you are the one doing it and you do it without even thinking you may be ableist.

like yeah it can be annoying to deal with people who don’t understand something but you don’t have to be an asshole about it. stuggling with reading comprehension, undertsanding details or hidden meanings, etc, doesn’t mean you deserve to be made fun of.

lasesmed:

genuinely the funniest thing ive seen on reddit

blueengland:

mikewheelerfan2022:

Get them all to 25% (help is allowed and Tumblr better work this time)

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2

3

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scary

needleslace:

I have been working on this project for 8 years and it’s FINALLY DONE!!!


Look. Look at my labor of 8 years. LOOK AT IT.

The pattern is Neat Ripple. I used Knit Picks Mighty Stitch in lots of various colors. If you’d like specific color names, let me know. I’m fairly certain the lighter orange is discontinued, named “Conch”.

predatory-lesbians:

virtualgirladvance:

luetta:

clockyclockyclockwork:

noonbeam17:

theyre in a polycule

reminded me of soil composition chart

a handy pocket guide to all things

everyday I’m at risk of turning into sandy loam

soon.

awontonhousewife:

soberscientistlife:

The fact that homelessness is controversial tells you everything you need to know about conservatives.

Ex foster kids, First Nations people and individuals with mental health issues. Homeless is a reflection of our failure as a society, not of individuals.

skeletondoggy:

skeletondoggy:

huh

WHO’S INVADING MY INBOX WITH DEFINED SKELETONS

blueengland:

ofishal-fish-posts:

clippy-unofficial:

totallyrealcops:

pointless-achievements:

realsafari:

staffs-secret-blog:

dear-ao3:

massachusetts-official:

india-official:

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im-the-real-roblox-i-swear:

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the-official-publix-deactivated:

yahooo-official:

iamunabletothinkofablogname:

WAIT PEOPLE ON TUMBLR ARE REAL FUCKING PEOPLE

no im a search engibe

no im not im a grocery store

No I’m a shit music platform

No I’m an online game

NO IM A COUNTRY

Yeah no I’m a country too. Not a real person sorry

no im a fanfic website

Nope I’m Staff

nope im a browser

i think i’m some kind of ahhhh automaton or something. that’s the lore now i guess

Nope, I’m a Real Cop TM

Nope. I’m a talking paperclip.

I was grown in a vat in a lab and now i reblog post about fish.

yeah i’m real

duncebento:

grox:

How

butch-king-frankenstein:

learned today (after googling it upon seeing the “Sadomasochism Brothers” post) that masochism was named by a psychiatrist who had read Leopold von Sacher-Masoch’s erotic writing and was like “I feel safe in concluding that this man had Fucked-Up Freak Sex Disorder, which now until forever will bear his name”, while von Sacher-Masoch was still alive. there are accounts of von Sacher-Masoch being like “bro what the fuck” about this

hannaxjo:

friendly reminder it is not like this

circle labeled ACES, inside it is a smaller circle labeled AROSALT

it is like this

two circles other one labeled ACES and the other AROS. this time neither of the circles is fully inside the other, but instead they are partly overlapping. ALT

thank you<3

theforesteldritch:

theforesteldritch:

parttimepunner:

Pour one out for a real one.

Reading up on him, he was a pretty cool guy. He was one of the first people to stand up to John Money about his theories of gender development and position that intersex infants should receive surgery and never be told about it using his abuse of David Reimer as ‘proof’, asserting that Money didn’t have the evidence and standing his ground even when Money straight up started screaming at him. And then later he was proven right when he got into contact with David Reimer, not only discovering proof that Money was wrong but also how abusive and horrific Money had been. He then went on to write advocating for intersex and trans rights and to avoid unnecessary procedures on intersex people without full informed consent and that intersex people are part of natural human variation and that we deserve acceptance and not to be treated like a disorder.

A quote I really like from him: ‘Nature loves diversity, society hates it’

(suspiciously your ocs shaped crumbs around my mouth) hey what’s up. how are things

shmorp-mcdurgen:

What did you do

nevershootamockingbird:

godesssiri:

krispypotato:

purple-ladys-stuff:

And you can use their reality to keep them calm if they are panicking! We had a husband who was always panicking trying to find his wife. Telling him she had passed away was not an option, but through the family we figured out their routine and could tell him not to worry, that she was at the salon or getting coffee with MaryAnne and would be home soon. It calmed him down, stopped him from trying to climb out of windows looking for her, and kept him in his own reality.

If you are working with dementia patients and they aren’t your family, try to get small details from the family that can help!

We had an older gent who was always wanting to get in his car and drive off so we would tell him his car was in the workshop. Eventually someone came up with a car of a make and model he’d owned that was non-working so we parked it up in the garden and he used to get in and sit happily behind the wheel and go for ‘drives’ - he even used to give other residents lifts to wherever they thought they were going.

Trying to orient someone with dementia is cruel in the short term and ultimately pointless. You’ll only upset them by trying to tell them the truth and they’ll have forgotten in an hour and be asking after the same long dead people again. My mother has worked in dementia care for over 25 years and will often tell families “So-and-so is happy in their dementia world”

[ image id: a screenshot of an answer to a question regarding dementia. the question asks “how do i answer my dad with dementia when he talks about his mom and dad being alive? do i go along with it or tell him they have passed away?” the answer, written by david mcphee (ph.d. psychologist, therapist) is as follows: 
“enter into his reality and enjoy it. he doesn’t need to be ‘oriented’. thank god the days are gone when people with advanced dementia were tortured by huge calendars and reminders signs and loved ones were urged to ‘orient’ them to bring them to some boring reality.
if dad spends most of his time in 1959, sit with him. ask him questions he didn’t have time for before. ask about people long dead, but alive to him, learn, celebrate heritage. his parents are alive to him. learn more about your grandparents. if he tells the same story over and over, appreciate it as if it’s music, and you come back to the beautiful refrain.
this isn’t ‘playing along to pacify the old guy’, this is an opportunity to communicate and treasure memories real but out of time.”  / end id ]

nyacidd:

bogleech:

Full video here of this gastropod-specialized snake actually eating the snail, I just think these first few seconds are the new funniest thing in the world somehow

what happened

hammercarexplosion:

occidentalist:

papasmoke:

Saying that a 36 year old group has an “ancient desire” to do anything makes it like.. abundantly clear that he’s not actually talking about Hamas, but instead is using the word much in the way genocidal Israeli officials use it as a stand-in for Gazans/Palestinians as a whole if not as a stand in for Arabs/Muslims in general, and as justification for their mass-slaughter. Biden is not simply some passive enabler of this genocide, he is an active participant on the consent-manufacturing propaganda frontlines and actively funding the carrying out of it. Joe Biden is a rabid dog etc.

Joe failing at the Not Being Trump promise yet again

blueengland:

illusionsignmisdirection:

blueengland:

[funny post]
[a bunch of people tagging others/posting to their gimmick blogs to make the post get tons of notes]

says mister gimmick blog

i have stated multiple times for people to not tag me in these kinds of things

zagreus:

zagreus:

happy five year anniversary to this audio post

barin-mclegg:

blignick:

Unmute btw

anton-exe:

iloveleeks2:

krudman:

mevil:

@anton-exe

dude don’t just call out who my dealer is like that wtf

cooking-puns-and-gay-stuff:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

sevvey6:

morbidamusement:

captain-snark:

bananamerlin:

maderadearquitecto:

Thermochromic table by Jay Watson

imagine banging someone on that table

imagine being home alone and seeing imprints on that table

noooooo stop

Imagine having a friend sit at that table for a long while, but when they get up there’s no imprints at all.

What if you got up after trying to console a crying friend, and found that you had no imprints… and they were crying because they missed you?

do-you-have-a-flag:

psihokracija:

film bro starter pack or something like that

nothing could have prepared me for the song choice

frostyemma:

tiktoksijustthinkareneat:

I want 50 movies about her

the-little-miss-rasputin-pageant:

this minute long clip from make some noise made me feel more emotions than any oscar bait drama i’ve ever seen or ever will see

uwubuwuntuwu-owofficial:

sudo apt-get install estrogen

biyorozurises:

twentieseight:

oh my god

That was timed so well oh my god

linuxmint-official:

“ubuntu” sounds kind of close to sounding like those words people refer to their fictional little guys as, such as “skrunkly” or “blorbo.” ubuntu from my shows.

lesbianwyllravengard:

zekuto:

i was obsessed the first time i saw someone post leon on that stupid panda rocker but i was never able to find raw footage of it lol, so i decided to compile leon with all the playground interactions because i love him <3

RIP Leon Kennedy he woulda loved

i-am-dulaman:

keepcalmandcarriefischer:

slygirlboy:

slygirlboy:

we shpuld make a tumblr bar with drinks like sonic screwdriver and the baker street mule

just got out of my time capsule btw

Super! Who locked you in there?

sayruq:

This is monumental. May it be the start of a new movement

I'd very much like to punch a feminist.

mintyflavoredtea:

megmcmeg:

musaafir-hun-yaaron:

anoddlypurplecomet:

not-to-be-a-brit-but-tea:

keithiskogained:

its-myonlywish:

counting-sinful-stars:

paganlesbean:

super-ghostbuster:

likeits1995:

tiny-septic-box-sam:

ggothclaudia:

adventureathlete:

thattallsummonerguy:

olisaurusrex:

true-blue-brit:

I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist.

It’d bring me great joy.

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I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs

ready when you are

Or if you’d like to have some more options….

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I’m 6’4”
228 pounds
and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football.
Just in case you are looking for variety.


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what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.

im tiny, i’m like 5′4 and 130 lbs but u can fight me too

Reblogging for the last one cuz that’s adorable

SO PROUD

The Fantastic 4 we deserve

OMG IVE ONLY SEEN THIS POST IN SCREEN SHOTS

We will all protect the small one.

I stan

it got better!!

plot-twist: the small one could actually kick everyone’s ass

If one day I see this on my dash and DON’T reblog it assume I’m dead.

(Since they’re the only active accounts left on this post)

happy 10 years of scaring off anti-feminists, @thattallsummonerguy!

Like every account here is deactivated. I feel like an archaeologist.

Oh and I’m like under 5 ft and like 78 pounds but I can stand at the side and say things like ‘Yeah! You deserve it!’ the next time an anti feminist turns up and we decide to beat them up.

I love this post so much, the I scroll past it is the day I die

stormlendinez:

floofanflurr:

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This is hilarious. Especially the last one.

mysticismmess:

parkingstrange:

xoheart-on-her-sleeve:

sassy-satan666:

unmutekurloz:

raspberryskittles:

dion-thesocialist:

isn’t there a part of the bible where god gets mad at a fig tree for not having any figs on it and curses the fig tree?

yeah there legit is that’s 100% true

Yes.

Oh my god

last time we reblogged this we got anon hate from the christian community. You guys really are passionate about your figs.

I just love that they included this story like do you think Jesus and the Lads just retold that story every time they had a drink like “NEVER HAVE I EVER CURSED A FIG TREE” and Jesus is like “you GUYS”

If you support gay marriage reblog this. If you're on the homophobic side, keep scrolling.

draco-the-chaos-quetzal:

wheredidmybooksgo:

askthefemaleeren:

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As a bisexual, it sickens me that some people WILL keep scrolling.

I’m probably gonna have the creepiest, gayest, and awesomest graveyard wedding one day. So yeah.

I support them