if ur confused about why animal people advocate for keeping your pets at a “healthy weight” but sometimes also in the same breath will advocate against human diet culture, its because we know what body condition a cat is supposed to be at optimally. but literally there is not one for humans as far as we can tell.
humans are a weird, opportunistic, hyper-adaptable and variable primate and we have evolved to have a LOT of variety in size, shape, metabolism, and weight retention. this has been essential to survival in hard times and easy times. you know the thing people talk about sometimes how about half the population are night people and about half are morning people so we’d be better able to watch at night as a group? yeah, weight variation is like that: there’s a lot of latent variation in human populations because as a community we survive significantly better if some of us are fuckin ready to not die during the longass winter of death and some of us can eat their weight in fish and then run a mile immediately after. this is also why some people gain muscle crazy fast and some people don’t: muscle requires a lot of energy, so some people are built to gain a lot during a plentiful season and be really efficient then and some people are built to use less energy over time and be more useful during a long hungry period. cats and almost all other vertebrates simply don’t have this kind of complex community variation built in, and tend to be much more uniform in build and weight. humans tend to be really variable in body and brain, and that’s one of the biggest factors that’s made us so successful! there are just a LOT of ways to be a human being.
all of the “science” on “ideal human body condition” we have at the moment is almost entirely bullshit and was done by white supremacists for eugenics purposes. it’s just not something we know, and right now there’s significantly more evidence that there is no ideal body type for everyone to reach. recent research indicates that humans are healthiest at a variety of weights and builds, and dieting is almost universally bad for you. even if the culture hasn’t caught up yet.
what happened to Shanidar 1? violence? large animal attack? fall from a great height? if a modern human survived his severe injuries, they probably would have been in the hospital for months and in physical therapy for years. and 60,000 years ago he lived to 45 with his head bashed in, partially deaf, two broken legs, a broken neck and one functioning arm. it’s amazing his community administered medical care to the best of their abilities and cared for him and kept him alive. but also on an individual level, that dude was a fucking tank. the indomitable human spirit contained within that Neanderthal was incredible. he must have been in agony but he didn’t give up.
how do conservatives think talking to children works? if a four year old came up to me and said “i’m a cat!!” i would say “really? what makes you a cat?” and they’d say some shit like “i have claws >:)” and i’d be like “oh wow, you do have claws. but wait, i thought cats had pointed ears!” and they’d say “they DO!!!” and then i’d pull up a picture of an elf and ask “is THIS a cat?” and they’d yell “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”
u wouldn’t say “fucking hell, Emily, get it together. this is the real world”
I’m out here buying tshirts and pants like a chump while some people are just wearing the world’s best rectangles
Pre-manufacturing cultures will really be like, here is the most elegant and gorgeous outfit you can imagine, and it’s achieved entirely with rectangles, ropes, and pins.
Over and over again, across the world, in cultures that never even knew of each others’ existences. Just, rectangles, knots, and pins. And I love that for them.
i appreciate the attempts a lot of game devs are making with gender neutral character creation, and i appreciate that it’s actually a very difficult task to implement that depending on the game’s base code. but it’s so funny to me when you hear an uproar because some game has “entirely removed the gender option from character creation!!!!!” so you go to check it out and its just like
girls go to mars to get cool scars boys go to venus to suck more penis
nonbinary people captain the great pirate fleet that raid the shipping routes of hydrogen 3 (for use in ships fusion reactors) from the great tritium mines of Uranus. to get more heinous.
The haunting ancient Celtic carnyx being played for an audience. This is the sound Roman soldiers would have heard their Celtic enemies make.
Man if I heard that shit while descending upon a strange land with my brethren I’d straight up dig a hole to die in right the and there, fuck the emperor fuck the gods that’s a warning straight from the bones of an older evil and whatever is coming is worse than death
I’m out here buying tshirts and pants like a chump while some people are just wearing the world’s best rectangles
Pre-manufacturing cultures will really be like, here is the most elegant and gorgeous outfit you can imagine, and it’s achieved entirely with rectangles, ropes, and pins.
Over and over again, across the world, in cultures that never even knew of each others’ existences. Just, rectangles, knots, and pins. And I love that for them.
sorry i covered your neck in dark hickeys and clamped down hard on your throat like limp prey while i was giving you a handjob. you whimpered a little too soft and i blacked out and believed myself to be a feral dog in possession of an entire rotisserie chicken
you all know there’s other posts on here to reblog right
everybody else deactivate your account these two need the room for a second
y'all are tagging posts like recipe website commenters
People are so poor and can barely afford to live so companies have switched to selling to each other to generate more money
The ad-supported “free” mobile game ouroboros featuring only ads for other ad-supported “free” mobile games featuring only ads for other ad-supported “free” mobile games featuring only ads for other ad-supported “free” mobile games featuring only ads for other ad-supported “free” mobile games
Unpopular opinion: All games should have the option to enable pausing.
And to save almost everywhere.
Yes even in soulslike games.
I am an adult who has a full time job and responsibilities. I get to play maybe an hour a week. I do not want to lose that hour of progress because devs decided ‘pause’ was not allowed in their game and I had sudden unexpected things come up that meant I had to quit the game without saving/leave it playing and hope enemies wouldn’t respawn.
Also it would massively increase accessability. I have fully working non-injured hands and they still need a break after a tough boss fight. I can’t imagine how frustrating it must be for people with joint pain, arthritis, etc, etc.
