May 2024

icefireanimates:

big-mayo-official:

drtanner:

cameoamalthea:

baddywronglegs:

taylorftparamore:

actually for fusies, let’s make it a poll

would you rather

10k a month with no work

100k a month but you have to work 14 hours a day

See Results

original post for context:

14 hours a day work and 7-9 hours sleep a night leaves two hours to eat, shower, buy groceries, remember what fucking grass looks like, book in your therapy session for your crushing burnout, run yourself into an early grave and leave a stressed but incredibly wealthy corpse.

Or earn more than the median salary in Washington DC and have your whole life to spend it on doing the things that you enjoy.

“Do the hard things now for an easy life later.”

That easy life is called a stroke.

“You always want more for yourself”

It’s called a stroke

Also, I can still work and just have the extra 10k on top of my salary.

I’m dead certain at this point that this grindset horseshit is almost entirely performative. Like this bluecheck fuckwit clearly believes that there’s a correct answer here even if she doesn’t explicitly say so in her post; her fellow grindset idiots will be tripping over themselves to brag about how many dozens of hours they spend working every day and for how much money, but it’s the Emperor’s New Clothes all the way down and anyone who points out that the grindsetter is naked [read: leading an exhausting, joyless life and heading for a miserable early death] is immediately branded a fool by their fellows.

Don’t be a fucking chump. Your time is non-refundable. There is nothing more valuable in life than that.

10k a month is already insane in this economy

mysharona1987:

Is anyone shocked by this?

Except maybe the people behind Eurovision.

skulldog:

Shout out to anyone that ever made a character that’s a ‘Secret Government experiment’ that escapes the lab and is now wanted and misunderstood. That’s top tier character design, thank you.

sweets-system:

goodnightwindy:

goodnightwindy:

goodnightwindy:

goodnightwindy:

4 days until wet rat wednesday

3 days until wet rat wednesday

1 day until wet rat wednesday

happy wet rat wednesday

Despite all my wrath I am still just a rat in a bath

sadomarxist:

hangnailed:

sadomarxist:

read-marx-and-lenin:

death-to-usa:

“look, I know I live in a propaganda bubble, but you’d have to be brain poisoned to not believe in said propaganda”

The entire southern half of the peninsula may still be occupied by a regime originally imposed by a foreign power and run by groups who consistently advocate for the destruction of the entire economic and political structure of the DPRK. They may still be allowing said foreign power that has shown itself to be incredibly hostile towards any form of socialism or communism to host tens of thousands of military bases on the peninsula and conduct constant drills with the ROK where they act out fantasies of a renewed war with the North. They may engage in constant acts of sabotage, espionage and propaganda against the DPRK and its citizens. They may be aiding the brutal economic blockade of the DPRK that has been at the root of its issues with poverty since the collapse of the Soviet bloc. But have you considered that maybe the DPRK should just give up? The poverty and corruption in the South might be bad, but is preventing your country from being exploited by capitalism really worth the cost of not having a capitalist party to vote for? The US soldiers might rape local women at alarming rates, but is denying them a victory over your country really worth not having a McDonalds in Pyongyang? Obviously the DPRK is just an irrational dictatorship with no clear motives other than hanging onto power, and the only reason the people haven’t risen up against them is because of magic communist brainwashing.

INCREDIBLY funny to me when western “socialists” act like MLs are a “cult” that live in a “different reality”, as if MLs aren’t the largest group of socialists worldwide and the only actual successful socialists in history.

I’ll be real, I don’t like lenin and view him as a result of fascist ideas influencing marxist ideals in a way that defeats the entire fuckin’ point by reintroducing all that fascist strongman shit.

I’m not in the habit of resting on my biases though, most of this impressionbwas fir ed through discussion outside of the ML circles and I’ve never directly talked to an ML to get their explanation of their whole deal.

what’s the deal? why is this so popular, and if it’s something you can answerx why is there such a common accusation of fascist ideology against your platform?

take your time to respond, time isn’t real and I like treating the internet more like longform letter writing than a direct conversational medium these days.

You’re so completely wrong about Lenin and everything he ever said wrote or did that it doesn’t even merit debunking. You might as well have said “well I don’t know anything about this Lenin fella, but I sure don’t like his vibes! Prove me wrong!”

moonlayl:

dunmertitty:

johnwickfucker:

brucebocchi:

sadly twitter can never die

mysharona1987:

”We condemn the human violations done by the state Israel. And its attacks on the freedom of the press. This is why we have temporary halted this segment of this broadcast.”

From the Belgium tv union.

orisnitsa:

warcrimesimulator:

warcrimesimulator:

warcrimesimulator:

thinking about creatures.

look at this thing

Tumblr users will see some kind of animal or beast and just slam the reblog button

indiehorrorgamemovie:

Markipliers Iron Lung is finished, premiered in Texas

(source: @realmomiplier on instagram)

According to this announcement from Markipliers mother, aka Momiplier, Iron Lung is finished and was premiered on May 12th in Texas, where it was filmed, a screening attended by family and friends.

According to her, Mark told his mom that he would finish the film on mother’s day, and it turns out he accomplished that goal!

Congrats to Mark and the rest of the Iron Lung team–we can’t wait to see it!

entities-of-posts:

corvids-corner:

meckamecha:

unregistered-hypercam2:

could they have made the figure of this man any darker and more ominous

The meat is far in the back, look deeper, Fortunato.

@entities-of-posts The Flesh

Seconded

jame7t:

Tugs your collar (non sexually) (rude) (dismissive) (chaste)

sayruq:

shortgaything:

werewolf-transgenderism:

werewolf-transgenderism:

werewolf-transgenderism:

werewolf-transgenderism:

werewolf-transgenderism:

werewolf-transgenderism:

werewolf-transgenderism:

werewolf-transgenderism:

werewolf-transgenderism:

werewolf-transgenderism:

werewolf-transgenderism:

werewolf-transgenderism:

werewolf-transgenderism:

hey don’t cry. 7,401 species of frog in the world, ok?

IMPORTANT UPDATE: 7,532 species of frog in the world, ok?!

great news! 7,556 species of frog in the world, ok?!

hey don’t cry, now there are 7,576 species of frog in the world, ok?!

excellent news! 7,591 species of frog in the world, peace and love on planet earth

guess what! 7,624 species of frog on planet earth, ok?

hey don’t cry, 7,645 species of frog on planet earth, ok? peace and love on planet autism

great news! 7,653 species of frog on planet earth, ok?

hey don’t cry. 7,670 species of frog on planet earth, ok?

new year new frogs! 7,678 species of frog on planet earth, ok?

hey don’t cry. 7,683 species of frog in the world, ok? ❤️

hey don’t cry. 7,698 species of frog in the world, peace and love on planet earth

hey don’t cry. 7,701 species of frog in the world, ok?

@p0patochisps

is-the-primate-vid-cute:

ebrithilbowser-blog:

waddledab:

lesbianhallieparker:

THIS IS THE CUTEST SHIT IVE EVER SEENNNN

tags reading: "# Ape wears sunglasses #Immediately fends off toddler who wants to grab glasses #Universal primate experiences"ALT

@is-the-primate-vid-cute

Cute!

This orangutan had lots of fun with the sunglasses and the zookeepers managed to get her to trade the sunglasses for some leafy greens when she was done with them. Items like this are not ideal in primate enclosures because they can break and/or ingest pieces, so the orangutan got to have her fun and (not) eat it too.

ifyouwantwantwhatyouwantwant:

sylviii:

“she’s got legs for days” pfffft not impressive. i;ve had mine for years

how do you guys vocalize the punchline semicolon silly-punctuation I always imagine it’s a teenage boy voice crack

jedusaur:

screenshot of a Grindr conversation
A: "I'm not looking to fuck right now, but my bathroom sink is currently flooding the bathroom"
A: "I know it's kind of random, but can I borrow a flathead screwdriver by any chance?"
A: "I don't really know my neighbours and you're the closest person to me on Grindr"
A: [cry-laughing emoji]
B: Yeah why notALT

new fic trope just dropped

trying to prove a point to the boys at school

ye-olde-ace:

url0calcrvckhead:

brokenaroacecode:

sunglasses-in-the-bentley:

idledreams4:

yourlocalbreadenthusiast:

skyethesapphicwolfwizard:

cupids-poison-blog:

reblog this if you believe trans men are real men
like this if you dont

You better reblog and not like

That is WAY too high of a like number.

TRANS MEN ARE REAL MEN

TRANS MEN ARE REAL MEN

and enby people

ARE RIGHT BEHIND YOU

I LIKED ON ACCIDENT I’M SO FUCKING SORRY-

YEAH SAME 😭

TRANS MEN ARE REAL MEN YALL 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍⚧️

intersectionalpraxis:

“And you took him down? Excellent.” Then they proceed to laugh.

A defenseless deaf elderly man…

This is beyond horrific. The IOF is filled with depraved sadists and war criminals.

saintjosie:

rural-panoptes:

stupid-lemon-eater:

new reaction image

ship-and-let-ship:

“You can portray bad things in fiction if it’s done in a negative light!”

maybe this is just me, but the author shouldn’t have to hold your hand & tell you explicitly that what’s happening in the story is bad.

Sometimes, the narration of the story portrays it as good, or “romanticizes” it because the character narrating is a terrible person. That doesn’t mean the author condones it, it means the *character* thinks it’s okay!

You should have enough critical thinking skills & media literacy to reach that conclusion on your own, and if you don’t, I recommend Disney Junior for your viewing pleasure, rather than adult content.

Don’t worry, they’ll tell you exactly the lesson they want you to learn over there, in painfully explicit detail.

That might be more your speed.

doityourselfbombs:

touching grass isn’t enough I need to put god in a paper shredder

skelkankaos-archive:

lakevida:

before you respond to anon hate resend it to yourself with a carefully placed typo that you can then mock at their expense

#holy shit court eunuch level hater strat

starheirxero:

A doodle of Gabriel from Ultrakill. He is drawn from the waist-up. He stares down at his open hand with an upset expression shown by the two horizontal lines on his cross being furrowed. He says: That machine... I don't have much time left.ALT
Gabriel looks up, his furrowed cross is now lighter, more pensive or resolved. His fist is clenched. He says: I know what I must do.ALT
In a much more detailed doodle, Gabriel looms over Lunar from the Lunar and Earth Show with one of his swords in hand. His back is the camera but enough of his expression is visible to show it is nothing but frustration. Lunar themselves has taken an agressive stance with their arms and legs spread apart as they glare at Gabriel with wide, angry eyes. In all-caps text below them, it says: fight the other nearest blue robot.ALT

I cannot stop thinking about that being the REAL Gabriel in the TLAES episode and the whole idea that, immediately after getting his ass beat by V1, he decides to try and lick his wounds by bullying a SMALLER blue robot and then still gets his ass beat,, WITH ONLY HOURS LEFT TO LIVE??? what a dumbass i love him

Bonus silly interaction:

Gabriel is hunched slightly forward, his hand held loosely palm-up in front of him. His expression is one of an exhausted anger. He says: This is where I killed the holy council, little machine. Beside Gabriel, Lunar replies with a bored/tired expression: cowabummer.ALT

staroftara:

hanitje:

“It’s a handbag.”

whozui:

the genocide in gaza has been going on for 6 months and there is rarely a day i don’t think about it or post anything on any of my social media accounts.

i can’t not post about gaza and bring awareness.

and i can’t believe that none of my friends have shared anything, and i’m upset with how little my siblings and mother have.

i’ve known about isntreal’s violent treatment towards palestinians for years. and even back then i was shocked people didn’t give a shit or know about it, which wasn’t their fault. western media is bullshit propaganda that purposely does not educate… so i was like “ok i can see how you wouldnt know about this.”

but now day after day, we are witnessing this ethnic cleansing, while palestininas are living it and for people to say they “don’t know much” about it, or they aren’t educated enough or blah blah.

you have 0 excuses. people are protesting all over the world, palestinians are sharing what is going on all over social media. students are setting up encampments, people have blocked ships, disrupted political events, set themselves on fire..

you had 0 excuses at the beginning of this and you have even less excuses now at month 6

i am so sick of people being willfully ignorant and playing dumb, just admit you didn’t care at the start of this, and you don’t care now. your apathy is disgusting. your indifference is vile.

free palestine.

redavexat:

wytchcore:

ryebreadgf:

Transcript:

I’m about to expose the men. Whenever you ask a man’s height, he’ll add an inch. So if he’s 6 foot, he’ll say he’s 6’1 and if he’s 6’2, he’ll say he’s 6’3.

Not me though. I subtract 4. I say I’m 5’9. Especially when there’s other men in the room. And then I just watch them panic. Not only have you exposed his lie, but now he thinks he’s 5’3.

What I do is not a crime, but it should be.

harukami:

commodoregrimes:

hockeylvr42:

celepom:

trashboat:

i don’t expect this to be very widely known but here in vancouver we’ve had a barge stuck on shore since mid november

we’re going on day 25 of barge simpson not moving a damn inch and i for one hope it never moves

image

They put up a sign

WHAT

Ever Given fans reading this post like:

I think it’s really important, for non-Vancouverites, that you know some additional layers of the joke to this, because this shit’s got history:

souldoes-things:

everythingfox:

Wiggly boi

wiggwewiggeewiggwewiggwe

kedreeva:

monsterpotion:

monsterpotion:

monsterpotion:

another underappreciated tumblr feature that you dont get on other sites is the queue. i love it when something i thought was funny six months ago and then forgot about a week later crawlts its way out of the processing vortex and i get to see it all over again.

you should queue this post it would be funny and grant me immortality

you motherfuckers put me in the processing vortex

How was the processing vortex, was it fun? It looked like it would be fun.

theoneofwhomisblue:

No flash wunktography allowed

ichangenameseveryfiveseconds:

a-swarm-of-crabs:

gingergiggles:

sephet:

smaug-official:

trans-mouse:

celticpyro:

arctic-hands:

attackofthebteam:

attackofthebteam:

is it fucking weird to anyone else to think that deer are like, everywhere

like, i tend to think of them as a north american animal, but

I like how they just avoid Mongolia

Mongolia has an anti-deer forcefield.

I like the rat map even better

What is Alberta doing

we are fucking constantly vigilant 

Jesus fucking christ, Alberta

Hey! Albertan here. I thought rats were fictional until I was 9 years old. I have still never seen a rat in person.

Are we not gonna ask why greenland(I think) is surrounded in deer all around the edges

gloriousvermin:

geewaysgreendayhoodie:

mikewheelerfan2022:

Get them all to 25% (help is allowed and Tumblr better work this time)

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YIPPEE WE DID IT!!!

Let’s fucking go

sayruq:

copepods:

duckapus:

copepods:

leitmotifs never get old to me like holy shit dude there’s this melody that corresponds to this one guy and if you hear the melody it means the guy is there. holy shit. and sometimes it refers to ideas too not just guys. has anyone heard about this

Sometimes something fucked up happens to the guy and their melody gets fucked up too. Sometimes the thing that fucked them up also has its own melody and when the first melody gets fucked up the second melody gets mixed in

no fucking way dude. are you serious

mysteriouslypleasantcat:

irlwakko:

Just a reminder for people who may not know, in light of protestors at UCLA being shot in the face with rubber bullets— rubber bullets are not bullets made of rubber. They are metal bullets encased in rubber.

Despite being called “non-lethal” or sometimes “less lethal”, they are well known to cause death and permanent disability.

Here’s a photo showing their size— these are actual rubber bullets used during the Black Lives Matter protests in 2020.

A photo showing three large rubber bullets lying in a human hand. The smallest spans the length of four fingers, the largest spans from thumb to pinky across the palm.ALT

Do not let them downplay the severity of what they are subjecting this students to for standing against genocide. Stay safe and stay educated.

Even if its was pure rubber it’s still going to cause damage when you get hit, especially if those cunts fire in close range.

max-out-of-ten:

sayruq:

Palestinians are trying to rebuild their lives in Northern and Central Gaza as the occupation focuses its genocidal war machine on the South, particularly Rafah

I love the indomitable human spirit and people’s will to persist

mixedgirlrants:

““Mother,” I slowly repeated in Korean. “I am not a boy. I am a girl. I am transgender.” My face reddened, and tears blurred my vision. I braced myself for her rejection and the end to a relationship that had only begun. Silence again filled the room. I searched my mother’s eyes for any signs of shock, disgust or sadness. But a serene expression lined her face as she sat with ease on the couch. I started to worry that my words had been lost in translation. Then my mother began to speak. “Mommy knew,” she said calmly through my friend, who looked just as dumbfounded as I was by her response. “I was waiting for you to tell me.” “What? How?” “Birth dream,” my mother replied. In Korea some pregnant women still believe that dreams offer a hint about the gender of their unborn child. “I had dreams for each of your siblings, but I had no dream for you. Your gender was always a mystery to me.” I wanted to reply but didn’t know where to begin. My mother instead continued to speak for both of us. “Hyun-gi,” she said, stroking my head. “You are beautiful and precious. I thought I gave birth to a son, but it is OK. I have a daughter instead.””

Andy Marra, The Beautiful Daughter: How My Korean Mother Gave Me the Courage to Transition (via a-witches-brew)

leyfin:

leyfin:

sobbing and crying at the woman who stole a meth addicted kitten from her dealer and then she and the kitten got clean together

Post from r/meth by u/borgurtlen: My cat was an addictALT
Tina, a healthy adult black and white cat, sleeping on a bed. There is a stuffed dog toy by her paws.ALT
Tina, as a sick black and white kitten in a cardboard box. Camera flash makes her pupils blue.ALT

thats love baby!!

capricoopla:

I just wanted to test some effects

May use it more often

the-amber-droid-dreams:

tuulikki:

feral-renaissance-cat:

megpie71:

athingofvikings:

stantler:

stantler:

Many lgbt teenagers and young adults growing up on the internet today have socially conservative beliefs that they voice at all times that they got from their conservative parents which they’ve never challenged because they think the life experience of being gay or trans makes them politically progressive

This is why I hate it when people say something homophobic and then go “so you’re really accusing me, a whole ass lesbian, of being homophobic 🙄” like yeah

There’s a model of culture that I like to cite for this idea, called the Iceberg Model:

The LGBT youth (and young atheists, too) will cut off the stuff “above the water” but not really examine the stuff down below that line that they have as part of their upbringing.

So you get young LGBT people making comments like OP cited, or young atheists acting with an Evangelical persecution complex, and going, “Don’t call me Culturally Christian!”

This is the sort of thing I keep talking about when I’m saying identity is not the same as ideology.

Who you identify as (who you are) says absolutely nothing about what you believe (your ideology). 

Same goes for any subcategory.

“I can’t be racist, I’m black.” If you’re making “ching-chong” jokes about Asian people, you’re still racist.

“I’m can’t be misogynistic, I’m a trans woman.” If you’re slut-shaming sex workers, you’re misogynistic.

“I can’t be queerphobic, I’m non-binary.” If you’re saying bi/pan/trans people can’t bring their hetero partner to Pride, gueeeess what.

Punching down within your own culture is still punching down.

Also people disagreeing with you doesn’t mean they’re any kind of -phobic if the argument has nothing to do with your identity. You’d think this is obvious but some insecure/unhealed people really do use that attack against others as soon as they encounter any disagreement or conflict. And the tone of discourse these days encourages people to believe those accusations without questioning.

ID: An infographic of an iceberg divided in half. The top half, floating above water, is labeled : Food, Music, Language, Visual Arts, Festivals, Performing Arts, Literature, Holiday Customs, Flags, Games, Dess

The second half, submerged, is labeled: Nature of Friendship, Values, Religious Beliefs, Body Language, Notions of Beauty, Rules, Etiquette, Norms, Gender Roles, Expectations, Learning Styles, Language, Leadership Styles, Attitudes towards Social Status, Notions of ‘Self’, Perceptions, Atitudes towards Age, Notions of Modesty, Thought Processes, Views on Raising Children, Concept of Fairness, Importance of Space, Approaches to Problem Solving, Notions of Cleanliness, Importance of Time, Assumptions. END ID]

mouse-drawings:

poppy-purpura:

mouse-drawings:

poppy-purpura:

@mouse-drawings you have an uninvited guest with a message

Aw, what a sweet guest!

Translation:

“Cute creature, you… surprised me.”

“You managed to get where even my creators couldn’t.”

“And all for this pearl?”

“Interesting…”

“Let’s see… A message from…”

Contemplation the Sparks.

The pearl will be sent back with a photo of sleeping Slivka attached to the message.

Translation under the cut!

Keep reading

jayskull27:

gyppa:

oh you like history? name everything that ever happened

internetwesley:

thelandofmemes:

magpiecrown:

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the beautiful original post by @garaks-padded-bra can be found here, with additions from @acrowbyanyothername, @starfleetshrimps, @imhaley, @ronzyponyo, @funnywormz, @deepestturtlepielover, @willowandthesagaofgayyearning, @summer-azure, and @spacetronomyfan

(as always, omagpies stuff drops on Patreon @/magpiecrown one month in advance, and there’s already a hefty backlog awaiting everyone 💗)

spookdoodles:

Just realised I never posted this short comic I made in 2019! Some of the art is a little wonky because I had to rush this out in a couple of weeks for a zine fair I was attending. I think my digital art skills have improved a bit since then.

I’m not the first person to suggest that cats are staring at something we can’t see when they stare into space but I thought it would make a fun comic idea. This was also inspired by a picture book I read a lot as a kid- Slobcat by Paul Geraghty, which had a similar narrative style though obviously without the horror elements.

Thanks for reading! If you enjoyed my comic please consider supporting my work by buying something from my store or donating via Ko-Fi!