May 2024

foxes-in-love:

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue gets up from bed, bleary-eyed and not quite awake, letting out a long groan. Green remains in bed, eyes closed and content.

Green remains in bed, as we hear Blue going about off-panel, outside of our range of vision, making a long range of assorted groans, grunts, sniffles, sighs, and other wordless lamentations of being newly awake. Green remains unmoving, seeming perfectly content.

Blue's series of vocalisations stops as Green speaks.
Green: I love your morning noises.
Blue: What?ALT

85-rend:

bracking eat burger

alithographica:

fluffysminion:

one-with-the-tree:

TIL that there’s an ‘80s movie where they portrayed Smilodon by sticking actual fake teeth onto actual live lions.

So I learnt about this as part of a paleontology lecture talking about how it became accepted that saber teeth don’t hinder the animals ability to eat

Citation - those people who stuck some on real lions which were able to eat without problems once they got used to them

a comment from user sugarfortia: Practical effects but if they were evilALT

totally-ikea:

whatyoueg:

dadstielkline:

fun facts about sharks

I love sharks sm

sharks are so fucking cool

faithdeans:

shorelinnes:

BDS added this section to their boycott page and I think people really need to read it:

please remember, pushing unorganized boycotts without carefully fact-checking every company in the list can be actively HARMFUL to the boycott movement.

hope you don’t mind me adding: here’s a list from the website about which companies to target our boycotts at right now:


10thingsihateabout-all-yall:

erytria:

wittyusername97:

rpluvsyj:

i-am-the-karkat-media-worldwide:

musicalhell:

systlin:

totohoy:

systlin:

kittyknowsthings:

thesylverlining:

the-macra:

why are there so many posts about asexuals being immune to sirens. people. sirens don’t lure you in with sex (necessarily). they sing about whatever it is that you want most. they could sing about mothman or cinnamon toast crunch and guess what then your asexual pirate is fucking dead

this is the only kind of ace discourse i ever want to see on my dash. the only kind. ever again. good job

Do you think the sirens would be grateful that they finally get some variety? 

“Oh my god we can finally just sing about pasta thank the fucking gods.” 

I’m not asexual but I’m fairly certain sirens would do a far better job luring me into the depths with a song about pasta rather than sex…

I mean

“WHAT THE FUCK STAY AWAY FROM THE ROCKS.”

“FUCKER THEY SAID THEY HAVE FETTUCCINE CARBONARA AND HOT GARLIC BREAD OVER THERE HANG ON BITCH.” 

This is true; Odysseus heard them promising him knowledge of the future.  So the next time you see artwork like this:

Remember those sultry naked chicks are saying “We’ll tell you the winning lotto numbers.”

Them: “We have unlimited wifi at incredible speeds~”
Me: *diving headfirst into the water*

This post is a blessing

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Oh my god sirens were literally scam websites

Oh my god they were phishing

fellshish:

The devastating difference between how much time it takes to write something vs how fast people read it lol

the-haiku-bot:

jaytarrant:

zeitghost:

me teaching my pet vampire how to adapt to human society

Ghoul, cadaver, and arachnid are all true but are imperfect words.

A ghoul is not the same as a spirit, and generally refers to demons. A spirit may be a ghoul, but this is not always the case. Zombies can also be considered ghouls for examples. As such ghost is perhaps the better term.

A cadaver specifically refers to a corpse, usually one that is still whole or partly decomposed. This is largely because it is used within medical settings, and is context specific. Skeleton is the general use term for just the skeletal system of an organism.

All spiders are arachnids, not all arachnids are spiders. A general word like this is deliberately obfuscating the object in question.

The use of the word casket is just… wrong? Caskets are rectangular, coffins are tapered. The picture shown was a coffin.

However, the original video had several mistakes as well.

A haunted house is, well, a house that is haunted. A picture alone is not enough to determine that a dwelling is haunted. House is also too general a term. Manor is more specific and accurate.

A graveyard generally refers to a burial site on church grounds. In the absence of a church, cemetery is the more appropriate word.

Ghoul, cadaver, and

arachnid are all true but

are imperfect words.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

zegalba:

northern lights photographed from space

yourplayersaidwhat:

“I am sorry for using the win button”

- our cleric’s player after using the talisman of pure good to defeat the bbeg during their first turn.

admiralrainbow:

elevenbathroomsinks:

these are the same picture just on opposite sides of the spectrum

sparklingjay:

fallow-grove:

fallow-grove:

vulgarmaw:

fallow-grove:

vulgarmaw:

I like my peanut butter the same as my partners legs.

(sighs) spread

No, crunchy.

rhett from good mythical morning staring disconsolately at the camera with peanut butter all over his hairALT
screenshot of notification which reads: vulgarmaw (mutuals) reblogged your post: #Soon to be an iconic post if fallow-grove has anything to say about it apparently ALT

i cycle the same posts in my queue until i forget and they fall from my hands like errant hackey sacks. thus i continue juggling the ever-dwindling posts still in my grasp until each one that comes up is same as the last

fallow-grove:

fallow-grove:

vulgarmaw:

fallow-grove:

vulgarmaw:

I like my peanut butter the same as my partners legs.

(sighs) spread

No, crunchy.

rhett from good mythical morning staring disconsolately at the camera with peanut butter all over his hairALT
screenshot of notification which reads: vulgarmaw (mutuals) reblogged your post: #Soon to be an iconic post if fallow-grove has anything to say about it apparently ALT

i cycle the same posts in my queue until i forget and they fall from my hands like errant hackey sacks. thus i continue juggling the ever-dwindling posts still in my grasp until each one that comes up is same as the last

fallow-grove:

fallow-grove:

vulgarmaw:

fallow-grove:

vulgarmaw:

I like my peanut butter the same as my partners legs.

(sighs) spread

No, crunchy.

rhett from good mythical morning staring disconsolately at the camera with peanut butter all over his hairALT
screenshot of notification which reads: vulgarmaw (mutuals) reblogged your post: #Soon to be an iconic post if fallow-grove has anything to say about it apparently ALT

i cycle the same posts in my queue until i forget and they fall from my hands like errant hackey sacks. thus i continue juggling the ever-dwindling posts still in my grasp until each one that comes up is same as the last

fallow-grove:

fallow-grove:

vulgarmaw:

fallow-grove:

vulgarmaw:

I like my peanut butter the same as my partners legs.

(sighs) spread

No, crunchy.

rhett from good mythical morning staring disconsolately at the camera with peanut butter all over his hairALT
screenshot of notification which reads: vulgarmaw (mutuals) reblogged your post: #Soon to be an iconic post if fallow-grove has anything to say about it apparently ALT

i cycle the same posts in my queue until i forget and they fall from my hands like errant hackey sacks. thus i continue juggling the ever-dwindling posts still in my grasp until each one that comes up is same as the last

write-on-world:

pokemonheritageposts:

catboybreeder:

softypyro:

witchblade:

Pokemon Heritage Post

ad-wills:

a meme

bugs bunny holding a pistol labelled as "i am writing and drawing for my own Enjoyment and that's enough" and pointing it at yosemite sam who's also holding a pistol pointed at bugs and is labelled as "the deep desire within to receive validation and acknowledgement on my creative endeavours"ALT

wild-yonder:

ah yes, the 3 genders. Female, Male and The Entire LGBTQ+ Community.

toothpastewolf:

“kill them with kindness” wrong. condemn him to the infirmary 🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥

narcissistcookbook:

this is so so important to me and mine, and I’m asking you to Do Something so I’ll respect your time and keep it brief

in the UK, if 100k sign a a government petition it will be brought to Parliament and debated. y'all know this country is suffering from some 80s-style bigotry right now, and this is one symptom: almost 200k fuckholes have come together to force the government to discuss whether it is ‘appropriate’ to tell children that queer people exist. this is a big symbolic victory for them. and i am burning with fury.

please, if you’re from the UK, sign this counter-petition so they can at least see how much of a minority they are. simply put, the attempt to put these bastards in their place isn’t gathering enough steam. there are barely 2000 more signatures now than there were this morning (27th January 2023), and that isn’t enough. i refuse to let these people feel even a moment of victory or satisfaction. please help.

hunter-rodrigez:

pulling-aggro:

skunktaildax:

treasure planet is a fucking phenomenal film and was released during a time where it was destined to be forgotten by everyone

Fun fact: Slitted pupils only give you an advantage when your eyes are just a few inches above the ground. They help you focus on small and close up prey in the horizontal plane. That’s why they’re primarily found in animals like snakes, foxes, cats and reptilians.

Round pupils don’t work as well when they’re that close to the ground, they’re more suited for hunting larger things that are also further away than pouncing distance, which is why larger predators like tigers and humans got them.

But that doesn’t mean your cat person character or whatever, needs round pupils, it just means it is implied that they mostly hunt small animals and that they look like this while doing so:

sadgi:

sadgi:

sadgi:

can I get a job as an editor but the only thing I do is correct when someone uses the word “prone” when they mean “supine”

thank you wikipedia for this really good image

tags from nuntltled: #supine is when you lay on your s(u)pine #prone is when your lay on your pronisALT

a helpful mnemonic for everyone

demily I'd normally vote for lesbians but good omens is one of my favourite shows of all time, so please sell me on suletta x miorine before I choose the old men situationship

demilypyro:

demilypyro:

Okay then here we go *cracks knuckles*

So there’s this daughter of the CEO of a giant tech corp, Miorine, who wants to escape from her private school because her dad intends to make her marry whoever is the best at Giant Robot Fights.

She meets this random country girl, Suletta, who just started attending the school. Suletta inadvertently is the best at Giant Robot Fights because she has a crazy good robot, making her Miorine’s fiance, and Miorine suddenly decides “hang on this might not be so bad.”

Suletta was not aware that being gay was an option, but once she realizes that’s on the table, she instantly becomes head over heels for Miorine.

They repeatedly refer to themselves as being bride and groom, and their relationship’s importance is constantly recognized and affirmed by the people around them. Their relationship is central to the plot.

A lot of stuff happens, but some highlights:

  • Miorine sees Suletta being targeted by the corporations, and she decides to use her knowledge of the corporate world to start her own company so she can protect Suletta. This is a significant moment because it goes against her earlier wishes to escape the corporate world; protecting Suletta is more important to her. When asked why she did this, she calls herself Suletta’s bride.
  • Suletta constantly talks about having a wedding with Miorine
  • Suletta tries to kill a guy for getting between her and Miorine (as she should)
  • Miorine makes Suletta promise to stay with her forever, and text her three times a day. Suletta does this dutifully. (Needy x Indulgent is such a cute dynamic)
  • Miorine tries to push Suletta away for her own protection. This backfires. Suletta forgives and comforts her.
  • Miorine tells Suletta’s mom that they should get along since they’re going to be family (power move)
  • They are featured together in the intro and ending of every episode.
  • They get married at the end of the series, and wear rings in the ending. Suletta becomes a school teacher, and Miorine uses her successful company to support her.

Gundam Witch is a love story. Suletta and Miorine are canon and they are married. It’s an incredibly significant relationship because gay marriage isn’t even legal in Japan, but it’s treated as normal in the show. They are so important to me. Thank you for coming to my ted talk. Yuri will save the world, goodbye

Yeah

pengosolvent:

this one’s a few days late due to having a lot of doctors appointments sorry
it’s  just 9 pages, and about some rats… it’s more symbolic than anything really

(it’s completely unrelated to any of my songs that have to do with “puzzleboy”)

Patreon: www.patreon.com/PengoSolvent

absoluteconceptofbeauty:

i hate seeing really old people work physically tiring jobs i want to cry she should be at home taking up jewelry making as a hobby

absoluteconceptofbeauty:

i hate seeing really old people work physically tiring jobs i want to cry she should be at home taking up jewelry making as a hobby

absoluteconceptofbeauty:

i hate seeing really old people work physically tiring jobs i want to cry she should be at home taking up jewelry making as a hobby

girldraki:

this is insane

dookiedrops:

catgirlthecrazy:

banrionceallach:

You know, that Mythbusters post legitimately changed my life. Before seeing it, I had exponentially more guilt and stress about not being able to sleep, which of course, further exacerbated my inability to sleep.

Now, every time I wake up about three am, knowing I have to get up at 6.45, instead of stressing and panicking about how my day is going to be sleep deprived and miserable, I just tell myself ‘Time to activate Mythbusters Protocol’ and lie there with my eyes closed safe in the knowledge that I am measurably reducing later feelings of exhaustion.

And when this happens, about 70% of the time the reduction of guilt and stress means I actually do fall back asleep, so all in all instead of getting only three or four hours sleep, I get five to six and a half.

Which y'know, major improvement in health and energy.

On a related note, that post also opened up the world of naps for me. I used to think that napping was mostly pointless for me, because I’m pretty much incapable of falling fully asleep in the middle of the day. But when I redefined naps to include “lying down with my eyes shut for an hour,” even if I just spent the whole time brainstorming fanfiction, that was often enough to get me from “exhausted and running on 4 hours of sleep” to energized and refreshed

The post (?) as found on Reddit with bonus explanatory Reddit comment.

kineticpenguin:

first-order-simulacra:

hormone-dream:

doomybot:

neopets-hentai:

curlicuecal:

zenyattasperceptrons:

😭

holy shit SLAIN

@doomybot can you past the Turing test?

cuck

they killed it for this

43406:

gjjuddmk2:

nuka-rockit:

hjartasalt:

hjartasalt:

Made the worst brownies ever created just now

Chat where did I go wrong

the reviews are in

13lizardsinatrenchcoat:

dognotman:

Police may also feign kettles in order to cause a protest to disperse.

Protests that move quickly are harder to kettle (but are easier to split up as people get left behind).

Something important to note is that kettles are used by police to gather intelligence. Police may tell you that you will be allowed to leave if you provide your name and your address, if you give information about other protestors etc. Police can and will lie to you, do not trust them. Never talk to cops.

Being trapped in a kettle is stressful. Police may decide to arrest a few of you or all of you. Their goal is to gather information and to demoralize you. They might threaten or harass you. Your goal should be to remain calm and to help the people around you remain calm. Remember if nobody talks, everyone walks.

typhlonectes:

Beware y'all…

cigaretteuncle:

Life looks soooooo good. Can’t wait to have one someday

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Trans allyship leaving y’all’s body the moment a trans man has a unique relationship with masculinity/manhood and doesn’t want to look like a cis man

Trans allyship leaving y’all’s body the moment a trans women has a unique relationship with femininity/womanhood and doesn’t want to look like a cis women

“Why would you even transition if you don’t even want to look cis?”

Because I’m happy the way I am and I love being silly with how I present myself. The world needs more men with tits and women with beards. We deserve to be treated as humans with respect. We should be free to be our own people instead of trying to fit into ideas of gender made by cis people. Love and peace ❤️

Transfems and transmascs in the notes of this posts talking about how they don’t want to look like cis people. Yaaa transgender happiness and joy win!!

cannibalchicken:

qrowscant:

qrowscant:

wire tutorial for a friend

oh also, to give the illusion of depth: add some super basic rim lighting

ad-wills:

a meme

robert downey jr. labelled as "the part of me that wants to keep the writing/art i'm working on a secret until it's done and ready" looking calm and orderly

behind him his an excited smiling mark ruffalo labelled as "the part of me who's tempted to spoil every little thing about it before i even start"ALT

musiccat1971:

peakingeveryday:

haystarrs-deactivated20200728:

hecateisalesbian:

orcposts:

mushroomyhouse:

Happy Pride Month! 🌈

Pride Flag Stamp Washi! Brand new and on sale to celebrate Pride Month 🥰

🏳️‍⚧️ mush.house/pridemonth 🏳️‍🌈

why is Italy up there

catchymemes:

musiccat1971:

peakingeveryday:

haystarrs-deactivated20200728:

thefloatingstone:

beardedmrbean:

Nothing like a trip to the uncanny valley to boost your mood

memingursa:

Todd Howard’s brain is equal parts American idolatry, stupidity, and a pathological need to lie

punkitt-is-here:

punkitt-is-here:

me and the other tgirls at the party

steakplissken:

bramblepatch:

geekandmisandry:

correspondingnerd:

nimium-amatrix-ingenii-sui:

martaaa1506:

That’s it, the Professor is truly the King of Sass

The letter didn’t come from the Nazi party, but from the publishing house which had expressed an interest in the German translation of The Hobbit. Tolkien’s response really is a thing of beauty, though, so it deserves to be quoted in its entirety:

25 July 1938                                              20 Northmoor Road, Oxford

Dear Sirs,

Thank you for your letter. … I regret that I am not clear as to what you intend by arisch. I am not of Aryan extraction: that is Indo-iranian; as far as I am aware none of my ancestors spoke Hindustani, Persian, Gypsy, or any related dialects. But if I am to understand that you are enquiring whether I am of Jewish origin, I can only reply that I regret that I appear to have no ancestors of that gifted people. My great-great-grandfather came to England in the eighteenth century from Germany: the main part of my descent is therefore purely English, and I am an English subject - which should be sufficient. I have been accustomed, nonetheless, to regard my German name with pride, and continued to do so throughout the period of the late regrettable war, in which I served in the English army. I cannot, however, forbear to comment that if impertinent and irrelevant inquiries of this sort are to become the rule in matters of literature, then the time is not far distant when a German name will no longer be a source of pride.

Your enquiry is doubtless made in order to comply with the laws of your own country, but that this should be held to apply to the subjects of another state would be improper, even if it had (as it has not) any bearings whatsoever on the merits of my work or its suitability for publication, of which you appear to have satisfied yourselves without reference to my Abstammung.

I trust you will find this reply satisfactory, and remain yours faithfully

J.R.R. Tolkien.

(Letter 30)


The Hobbit wasn’t published in German until 1957.

This might just be the politest “fuck you” ever written.

W.h.a.t.

Not just “I wish I had Jewish ancestors, but I don’t,” but also “you do realize that’s not what ‘Aryan’ actually means, right,” and “you guys are making it pretty hard to be proud of my German heritage.”

Nazis: Are you Aryan?

Noted linguistics freak Tolkien: Are you?