May 2024

meow-moment:

Kellogg’s has been hit hard by Woke Mob. Here’s a list of changes to their cereal marketing that we’ve been demanding:

-The “Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs” slogan is to be revised to “I’m mentally ill/neurodivergent for Cocoa Puffs.”
-Lucky Charms’ leprechaun mascot, Patty O'Hatecrimes, must be changed to a normal Irish man who is critical of the british monarchy.
-Tony the Tiger and the Trix Bunny are now a T4NB couple, to cater to the furry audience.
-Fruity Pebbles can no longer use Fred Flintstone as a mascot, after his association with Winston Cigarettes was rediscovered. Consider using Jane Jetson as a substitute, to go for the Girlboss angle.
-In addition, we can’t call the pebbles “Fruity” anymore.
-Captain Crunch is to be renamed to Draft Dodger Crunch
-Snap, Crackle, and Pop MUST become drag queens. more than anything else on this list, this one is non-negotiable.

were–ralph:

were–ralph:

the way he sayd hello kills me every fucking time

thevvickerman:

at this point i could not care less about criticism of ai art that does not focus on its environmental impact, its labor impact, or its potential misuse in larger disinformation campaigns. “ai art has no heart :(“ it’s embarrassing that you care about this and also who gets to determine what counts as art with “heart” and who is capable of creating such art. google “degenerate art” right now

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You know it becomes very clear when people on this website just hate when people relate to a post and talk about a separate but related thing. Like oh noo another trans person said ‘oh haha Ive experienced a similar thing’ to your post. Are you gonna cry and have a whole mental breakdown bc someone is sharing an experience and is trying to connect with other trans people? Gonna piss your pants maybe?

Anyway trans women who add on to my posts going “oh I’ve experienced something similar” I love you. You aren’t derailing, you are sharing. We are holding hands.

Everytime a trans person makes an addition talking about their own experiences on my posts we are doing this btw

tricky-pockets:

running into a trans girl while you’re out and about makes the entire miserable errand worth it, whatever it was. like glancing upward at just the right time to see a shooting star. I spot a trans flag and it sincerely ceases to matter that the bus is crowded and it rained unexpectedly and my shoes are soaked through and my headphones are dead. I am happy to be on that specific bus on that specific day, because you’re there too.

whatever man, you're a fake creator. you're not playing spore, you're playing something else entirely

making-you-in-spore:

making-you-in-spore:

making-you-in-spore:

i made this anon in spore [2008]

next time show your face

#the shadow on the ground showing its actually in the game is the best part

it is very much in game, here’s it being attacked by bees

you guys can’t do this to me.

hungwy:

anarchists love snacks while archists love three course meals

whatever man, you're a fake creator. you're not playing spore, you're playing something else entirely

making-you-in-spore:

making-you-in-spore:

making-you-in-spore:

i made this anon in spore [2008]

next time show your face

#the shadow on the ground showing its actually in the game is the best part

it is very much in game, here’s it being attacked by bees

you guys can’t do this to me.

anxiousgirl:

vympr:

ngl i used to think 25 years old was like ancient when i was 16. i think that’s just how ur brain works when you’re a teen tbh. the main thing to know is that your life is not over in your 20s or 30s, that’s usually when you first begin figuring out how you’re gonna live your life. it’s really not the end of your “prime” or whatever. that shit is spread by skincare and makeup companies to sell you shit. you’re fine

lol so true.

vexinglyvolatile:

itlearns:

I reversed a gif of Mitsurugi standing up. Now it’s a gif of Mitsurugi just giving up.

You’re welcome.


i made it non-looping

fairycosmos:

johnnycrass:

baphonnicula:

nowhere else

wcdonaldo:

wcdonaldo:

shoutout to when i got banned from being a dungeon master at age 15 because i kept putting gender tf traps in my dungeons and nobody could figure out why, including myself

“why do you keep doing this [deadname]” “idk it just feels like it would be really cool if all the characters became girls all of a sudden” she didn’t know, chat.

lesbianshepard:

lesbianshepard:

some troll on reddit started dming me and telling me to kill myself and calling me a tranny and all that. and then, a half an hour in, they spring this on me

oh my fucking god

combatpanties:

you bet ur sweet ass im gonna get those big mozzarella sticks again

sheauz-deactivated20240614:

felixfeliccis:

violet-embers:

felixfeliccis:

Ok so what is jaywalking then

It’s crossing a street somewhere that there isn’t a designated crosswalk (pictured below in case knowledge of what a crosswalk is isn’t universal)

Oh I did not know that’s what it was called! How fascinating!

catchymemes:

scribe-cas:

vampirerotic:

Am I getting a good grade in tumblr mutual?

Reblog to give the person you reblogged from a good grade in tumblr mutual

nosleepforaiba:

morushroom:

may i share with you the best video on the internet

Hardware store saturday

tiniestmousegirl:

tiniestmousegirl:

nemosquirrel:

transastralog:

systemdeez:

celestial-moths:

Love how inaccessible this meme. You have to watch a 4 hour video about Mario 64 collision code to get it lmao.

This is the video btw!

(or at least I think idk)

@afemwolfboy

marryingthewholecorpoverse:

malrightnao:

the once-slurs be like “how fa-a-a-ag can i be”

reads like 10k. investing at 30

hotvampireadjacent:

No fucking way LMFAO

loth-catgirl:

gromqueer:

lost-carcosa:

catasters:

Cat jumps on imam leading Ramadan prayers in Algeria

A live broadcast captured the moment a cat jumped on an imam, who was leading a nightly Ramadan prayer in Bordj Bou Arreridj, Algeria.

Imam Walid Mehsas was praying Taraweeh, a nightly prayer occurring every evening during the month of Ramadan, when the cat jumped on him and climbed on his shoulders.

i dont think you guys know how much this blew up in Arab/Muslim communities, its at a point now where people are drawing this man and its kinda like a wholesome meme

good that’s what I dearly hoped to know

seens:

going through the hades 2 stuff and im sorry but i just have to ramble a second because look at Hephaestus

he’s not just a wheelchair user but also an amputee. an above knee amputee. wheelchair users are already next to nonexistant in video games but amputees exist in this really…disheartening? spot where they’re pretty much just reduced to “person with a cybernetic limb” - it’s always just somewhere from “just a cool visual design” to flat out “superpower”. I can’t think of a video game amputee that is actually disabled by their limb differences - I’m all for futuristic worlds where prosthetics and other disability aids are far advanced from what they are now, but that’s not really what’s implied by these designs. They’re just… Cool designs that in no way reflect on the real-world experience of being an amputee.

Look at Hephaestus, though. Look at that prosthetic. Whilst stylised it very much looks like it functions like common mechanical knees - knee bends when thigh is lifted, knee straightens when thigh is lowered. He’s a wheelchair user as well as a prosthetic user - every prosthetic user I know is also a wheelchair user as a prosthetic is not usable in every occasion and also cause exhaustion and pain if used constantly.

Whilst we can’t see much of his wheelchair the position he’s sat in and the wheels very much evoke active wheelchair to me - this carries on to very specifically the thickness of his arms. Whilst a lot of Hades designs are muscular Hephaestus has very noticeably thick arms - which makes sense, as active wheelchairs require a lot of arm strength.

Just overall this design is making me want to cry - he’s not just an actual wheelchair user in a video game, he’s a realistic depiction of an amputee, a disability usually brushed over in order to give a character a fun design quirk and nothing else. He’s fat and he’s hot and he’s a realistic depiction of an above knee amputee. Oh my god. Oh my god?

courtofthevampireking:

thecoolertails:

trombonesolo:

man inflation’s hittin hard

a-daks:

trydianth:

thedepthcharger:

austinboychuk:

How fucking strong must those suits be for the guy to view crashing as a mild inconvenience

10/10 form

“OH POOP!”

In moto racing the points are for crash style

the-commonplace-book:

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gischtglas:

r-truth:

That’s because this is Silmarillion

jonnystrebor:

good-fwiend-in-wome:

shoutout to flags that look like landscapes fr gotta be one of my favorite genders



Not to forget:


inkskinned:

executive dysfunction is legitimately physically uncomfortable. i’ll be trapped between two things, weirdly caught on how-much-time-it-might-take-me. i take hours worried im going to take hours doing things. i’ll sit on the floor for the entire day, caught up in the middle of not-doing the chores i actually do want to be doing.

& the amount of mental energy that goes into it. & the legitimate amount of anger and discomfort and self-hate. is not “being lazy”.  it’d be a lot less work if i didn’t have to fight myself to just get up and do it. 

i just need you to understand it’s not effortless. it’s never effortless. it’s not “okay let me just get up and finally start doing this.” it’s more like. i am slamming my foot on the pedal but the car is in neutral and nothing is moving. it’s more like shouting instructions into a dying telephone. it’s more like being trapped in a small electric box, and someone who hates me is administering shocks. 

im trying. im trying. please help me get up.

existential-dread-in-the-am:

c-h-pictures:

im-a-goat-in-disguise:

plaguedoctorsnake:

im-a-goat-in-disguise:

im-a-goat-in-disguise:

enne-uni:

im-a-goat-in-disguise:

Anybody want to play hangman with me?
Here’s the word:
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

e!

You actually fell into my trap.

_ e _ e_ _ e _ _ e _ _ e _ _

No k!

H

_ e _ e _ h e _ _ e _ _ e _ _

Levelheadedness.

How the fuck

marisatomay:

Still really funny that Marvel named a movie “Endgame” and sold it as the final culmination of the MCU where they killed off two main characters and retired a third and then were shocked when people started loosing interest in the MCU after that

flyingpurplepizzaeater:

people always say autistic people think in black and white, but then they *teach* us in black and white. good girl, bad girl. good (normal) behavior, bad (abnormal) behavior. you have to be consistent with these kids

my therapist gave me a feelings chart and when I circled more than one told me to choose one feeling. in social skills group, they were always asking questions like, “is talking about airplanes expected or unexpected behavior?” and “it depends” was not the right answer- talking about airplanes is unexpected, inappropriate, abnormal, bad behavior (at least when you are one of Those Kids. when you like things too much you aren’t allowed to like things anymore)

here is your behavior chart, you either get a sticker or you don’t. here is your anger scale, you aren’t allowed to say you don’t know. we need an answer that fits into a graph because we are graphing your anger. here is a social story where everything is so simplified it resembles real life about as much as stick figures resemble people. here are your right and wrong answers and you play, move, think wrong

special educators are some of the most rigid people I’ve met. you have to follow the program. it has to fit on this chart. you have to be consistent with these kids

charlierakib:

fatmasc:

Sometimes ur fat bc u were born that way. Ur parents are fat, ur cousins are fat, u always have been fat.

And sometimes, you become fat. Something happened (puberty, change in diet, change in ability, anything) and someone who was once skinny is now fat. This doesnt make you a failure. It just means ur fat now. Its okay. You didnt do something wrong.

No matter how you are fat, its okay to be fat

why-bless-your-heart:

putyouinabook:

why-bless-your-heart:

Friendly reminder to not punish yourself for creating. 

Can you elaborate on what you mean by this?

I have a tendency to beat myself up whenever something I make doesn’t meet my expectations (which is always). The result is that finishing something = bad feelings: I am effectively punishing myself for having created something. The natural reaction to this punishment is an aversion to creation, meaning that my perfectionism is harming me, not only by causing me to despise what I do make and by impeding the creative process, but by attacking even my desire to create.

xxmia0wm4yh3mxx:

I FUCKING TOLD YOU HE WASNT DEAD

sayruq:

feminist-space:

feminist-space:

I don’t want to ask AI a question. I don’t want AI to write my sentences for me, at all ever. I don’t want AI search bars to be the default and I don’t want them to be in such a way that I can’t opt out. I don’t want this kind of AI in my life and there is no such thing as AI art, there is only theft of art from human artists by AI scrappers. I don’t want any of this, I hate it. Maybe in a world that isn’t driven by tech bro capitalism we can see machines doing all the dangerous inane things so humans can be free to pursue life and creativity. But that’s not what’s happening right now and I hate it.

screenshot of a LinkedIn form edit under Headline saying "I do not use Al to write my messages. If you receive any communication from me, it will be in my own human words." underneath it there is a button that says "Write with AI" and it is crossed out in red lines with NO in red font next to it. ALT

nelsonakis:

Pro-Palestinian protesters march in Malmö, Sweden, calling for Israel’s exclusion from Eurovision.

📷 AP PHOTO/MARTIN MEISSNER

kuzka:

Hey dude idk if you realised but the petition you reblogged has been closed for years and can't be signed anymore

By the time I realised that it was too late, I had already reblogged it

foxes-in-love:

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are looking at a tall potted ficus tree between them. There is another potted ficus next to the tall one, a tiny sapling with only two leaves on it.
Green: You once got me this tree to say you're sorry for getting mad at me.

A flashback image of Blue and Green walking, Blue walking ahead while fuming angrily, and Green following timidly.
Green, narrating: I had already forgotten about it - people get mad at me for accidentally screwing up all the time.

Back to present day, Blue and Green turn their eyes to the tiny sapling.
Green: Your grandma gave me the idea to grow new trees from cuttings.

Blue and Green are walking, on their way somewhere. This time, Green is taking the lead, balancing the pot with the tiny sapling in it, as Blue follows.
Green: So I'm giving the first one to her. This is now a family tree.ALT

foone:

I’m pretty sure anyone who sees that King Charles portrait is gonna day in seven days. It’s just got that vibe

shittysawtraps:

Hello Jessica.

In front of you is a tissue box, a wrench, and a slice of cheese. I believe what you have to do here is clear, so I won’t waste your precious time explaining it. Live or die, make your choice.

utopians:

utopians:

the thing is the king charles portrait is genuinely incredible and exactly how I would execute a portrait of a member of the british royal family but also I literally cannot fathom why the british royal family would have it made

like yeah if I were going to make a portrait of king charles I would absolutely have just his smugly smirking face leering out of a mass of red that could only be read as blood and gore, and have his military uniform fading ambiguously into the same background to lay bare the brutality of imperialism concealed by the pomp and ceremony of the british state, and make the entire thing sort of look like it was decaying to indicate the rot of the empire. like I really struggle to imagine a better visual metaphor for the nightmarish history of a dying empire than the king’s spiffy military uniform and saber and sash and rows of epaulets being literally made out of a rotting field of blood and gore. but like why did he have it commissioned… why did he have it MADE and then say Looks great I’m putting it on the wall… HE EVEN LOOKS LIKE HE’S IN HELL