May 2024

aokozaki:

valhallakonbi:

hitagi

Tumblr tags reading: Wait why did the first person leave two stars. Surely "didn't work" is a one star scenarioALT


Maybe the Customer Service was really good. And plus, they’re not bound to Satan.

strawberryoverlord:

sll26-deactivated20220619:

FREE PALESTINE 🇵🇸.

2021 even

This isn’t a bug, this is intentional

rot-never-ends:

misanthropic-mollusc:

transgenderer:

Secularist society that takes the cigarettes approach to religion and it’s totally legal but all religious texts require a big sticker thst says “THERE IS NO EVIDENCE FOR GOD” or whatever. And at the start of every sermon you have to give a disclaimer thst you’re making it all up. Etc. Kinda based

A hazard symbol with spiky  black on red design that is reminiscent of to the biohazard sign, that says: "Epistemologicide - Ontological Waste Products" ALT

your parents catch you reading a bible and you have to finish the whole pack

wanderingnelipot:

sabinerondissime:

Bohatyrka by sculptor Vasily Korchevoy

Here’s some more amazing plus size sculptures by Vasily Korchevoy:

“Standing in Marble”

“Luxurious”

“Lush”

“Prosperity”

See more here: (https://www.saatchiart.com/v.korchevoy)

Also check out artist Adam Shultz…

“Untamed”

“Sisters”

“Aphrodite”

See more here: (https://artcloud.com/artist/adam-schultz)

brain-deadx0:

captainlordauditor:

fandoms-taking-over-my-life:

tma-and-wtnv-trash:

thespiritofeon:

yo…. when jet breaks in the tea shop and accuses zuko and iroh of beinh firebenders….

do you think any of the patrons looked at zukos scarred face - obviously done by a firebender - and immediately think jet was an asshole? like

jet: hes a firebender!!!!

patrons, thinking about the backstory they concocted for zuko and iroh where their home was invaded by firebenders and they barely survived with their lifes so they could come and have a peaceful life selling tea in a city the war doesnt touch:

Jet: He’s a firebender!

The Patrons to the Tea Shop internally: You fucking stupid, sir? I think you might be stupid.

THE TAGS

#if someone shouted something racialized at a food service worker and he pulled swords#if be like ‘yeah that’s fair’

He didn’t even use his own swords. He took them from a guard and the guards let him

versacethotty:

this is fucking frying me rn 😭😭😭

soberscientistlife:

Same goes for diapers. I didn’t see a thing

tirnystaff-deactivated20250509:

blue robot from some game idk never played

whalesharkcat:

sliviaplath:

friendship lives in little things and little things make up love. and what is love if not knowing everything about them before you know their name?

just something i made for school on the prompt internet. to my best friends and to my amazing online friends <3

you'll be torn open and laid bare.

toskarin:

hehe and then what

fireproofs:

happy mother’s day to that mom who sold y/n to one direction

captain-price-unofficially:

outofcontextdiscord:

resident-dorkazoid:

Quick Important PSA

Fandom has been taking down those extremely intricate and helpful GameFAQs text guides because they’re a terrible company run by rat bastards, so if you care about archiving those old guides for a smoother experience on the earliest generation of games, i’ve linked prograc’s archive of just about every single one you can think of. make sure to download the whole 7z file (its ~2GB), as this is undoubtedly the most accurate and useful tool for anybody wanting to experience video game history.

professorsparklepants:

kaijuno:

We live in the cursed timeline

No, we lived in the blessed timeline, because the creator of a harmless webcomic character that got turned into a meme sued the shit out of neo-nazis for appropriating his art and using it to recruit kids to their fucked up ideology.

roseblog-rog:

superkursunaskr:

mentally i’m here

lonestatus:

yip yip yuri

virtualspacedog-deactivated2024:

i was soo happy when i found this thank you pinterest

orangegloom-deactivated20250327:

nando161mando:

[ID: A tweet by David Veevers (@DavidVeevers1) that reads: “Being forced through American-supported starvation to eat an American-dropped food parcel & then being sniped at with American supplied bullets and blown up with an American made bomb. Then an American journalist reports your death by saying Israel has a right to defend itself.” Posted at 2:08 PM on 2024-03-02. End ID]

fatsoupy:

eye-opening tumblr post for me included the words “people are meant to be burdens” as in humans rely on and support one another and it’s not a bother it’s our purpose; to love and be loved in return. so if you ever think you’re being annoying just remember we were made to love and it’s going to be okay

the-haiku-bot:

eightlawsofhealth:

:

If the shirt is made from polyester it will not ever be dust

If the shirt is made

from polyester it will

not ever be dust

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

lemon-3ds:

RIP PAMA you would have loved homophobia </3

kirexa:

lilmaneater:

anarchautistic:

headspace-hotel:

silken-scarves:

beardedmrbean:

kirbymongerr:

deseretgear:

senso1954:

this tiktok screenshot ruined my life i need to see the serbian pigeon movie so so badly but it doesn’t exist it’s so foul to make this bad of a point with something so cool and then take it away from me.

Tiktok marvel fans really will be out here like “movie fan SHOCKED because i’d rather watch superhero movie #54 in blue and not a sensual 1987 french horror film about a man discovering his wife may not exist set in what is gradually revealed to be a space station” as if you’re supposed to agree that superhero movie #54 is the clear winner in this comparison

Love the idea of a story about a complex issue that’s told from the perspective of something that cannot comprehend or care about the issue. The way the story would be sliced up and moments that a human would consider pointless would be focused on because the pigeon happened to be there would be hype as fuck

Ok FINE I made the movie poster of it

Mališa, otherwise known as Little One, is a pet pigeon owned by a conservative butler of the Austro-Hungarian aristocracy. She is loved, and she is pampered— until her owner is murdered in cold blood, and she is left to fend for herself in Sarajevo.

In the wilds of the city, she feeds from the poor, working nationalist radicals, and the vieux riches alike.

To Mališa, there are no ethical concerns. No politics. No burgeoning nationalism.

There are only hands that feed her, and hands that do not.

This is compelling. Consider me fucking compelled.

Final shot is the bird hearing, but not seeing, the sound of a .32 ACP pistol, and flying away in shock

“From the studio that brought you Goncharov….”

@thatoneluckybee

is-this-plural:

isabelopaque:

isabelopaque:

did you guys know about this oc stuff. you can just make a guy. big if true

but watch out. theyre in your brain now

Rating: Plural

very-gay-alkyrion:

is-this-plural:

eunnieboo:

eunnieboo:

autobio comic about eunnie, colored in black, white, and various shades of light pink. page 1: sometime in 2020. eunnie lies in bed with a blank look, staring off into space. the wall beside her bed is decorated with posters, featuring art of women kissing, sensual close-ups of women, and artistic portrayals of women in the nude. "i think i might be a lesbian," eunnie says out loud, her expression unchanged.ALT
page 2: POOF! an angel and devil appear over eunnie. they are both cute girls. "well, that would explain some things!" the angel remarks, putting a hand on her chin in thought. some examples of these things appear next to her in a list: eunnie's discomfort with her first (and only boyfriend), her desire to attract women, and her passion for sapphic art.ALT
page 3: "i mean that doesn't necessarily make her a lesbian," the devil points out, looking unconvinced. "i guess, but we know who we're talking about here... it kinda adds up," the angel says, trying to reason with her. "also wasn't her first kiss with a girl?" "UM," the devil says loudly. she jabs a finger towards her, looking incredibly indignant. "THAT WAS A DARE!"ALT
page 4: the angel stares at her with the most unimpressed, deadpan expression before folding her hands in her lap. "ok so we're not listening to her," she begins. "wait she might have a point," eunnie interrupts suddenly, sitting up in bed. she has a comically serious look on her face, like the devil has made the most important, eye-opening argument of all time.ALT

the circus was in town that day 🤡

bonus panel from last year's pride comic. eunnie sits in the foreground, slightly out of focus. her face is partially out of frame, but her expression looks like she's dead inside. her shoulder angel and shoulder devil can be seen behind her, passionately making out.ALT

happy lesbian visibility week to them

rating: plural!

nick-nonya:

art by kittenlunch

nick-nonya:

art by kittenlunch

claypigeonpottery:

a kinetic sculpture by Tim Lewis

I know it’s not pottery but it is sculptural and holy shit

it’s beautiful and disturbing and I feel like I could stumble across this creature in a forest and never be seen again???

you seem like you unironically enjoyed electroswing circa 2012

wizardofgaysex:

orteil42:

this website’s hate mail game is insane

everyone remembers the reply but no one remembers the bombshell it was attached to

incognitopolls:

HONEST opinion on country music?

I don’t really know what country music is like

I wholeheartedly hate it

I dislike it a moderate amount

I’m neutral, but it’s fun to hate on it for the joke

I’m completely neutral

I like country music a moderate amount

Country is genuinely one of my favorite genres!

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what-even-is-thiss:

Transgender people in my phone you’d better live you’d better love you’d better live long enough to become old and annoy your great grandnephews you’d better watch trashy movies you’d better meet new people you love and hate and forget and remember you’d better hang in there for better and worse you’d better smell the dust after the rain and remember that you’re alive and full of beautiful sturdy bones you’d better hold onto that friend and never let them go you’d better keep living and living and living and never stop

you seem like you unironically enjoyed electroswing circa 2012

wizardofgaysex:

orteil42:

this website’s hate mail game is insane

everyone remembers the reply but no one remembers the bombshell it was attached to

mirille:

Well Helldivers. Lets get to work. This toppy ain’t gonna sloppy itself!

orteil42:

between tiktok and youtube slop, kids these days are subjected to possibly one of the worst media diets in the history of mankind. unlike me who was raised on the same 10 commercials for corn syrup products cycling between variety shows, as nature intended

bellaphomet3:

litanyofexcuses:

middle-eastt:

“Are you gonna let politics ruin a friendship?”

Yes tf I am

People talk about politics as if it’s this isolated, abstract concept that only matters at election time. Somebody’s politics is their world view. It’s whether they think certain human beings deserve rights. It’s how they think the world should be. And if somebody thinks that the world should be colder, meaner, less accepting and downright hostile to people that are different to them, then sure as fuck is the friendship over.

People who don’t let politics affect their friendships are proof that they have never experienced real hardship. A person who doesn’t like trump but can stay friends with a trump voter is the person who never has to worry about being beaten when they walk into a bathroom with the trump voter

weirdness-is-good:

original-username42:

The year is 2030 and they just remade Breaking bad but now… its WOKE!!! Its now called Breaking Trans and instead of cooking meth they cook estrogen. Walter White is now Walter Black. Jesse Pinkman is now Jesse Pinkwoman. Gus is now gay and has a boyfriend who was killed by the Salamancas. Walter now has a disabled son who he defends from harassment. Saul is now a femboy twink and is named Saul Twinkman. Walter and Saul have gay sex for half the episode in every other episode, in season 4 it becomes a threesome with Mike. Tuco is now a woman named Tuca and shes also gay. Halfway through the show Walter Jr transitions and names herself Madeline. Instead of dying at the end Walter also transitions and says “I’m Breaking Trans”

misstextures:

kajamnikk:

this was a hit tweet on bird app so might as well post it here too

@4304-crows

kibumkim:

Sounds like israel got slavery

verbnounadjective:

palipunk:

Why are Palestinians not allowed to have any allies? This is the same vein of people who lament about how “oh I only trust Palestinians to talk about Palestine” - we as Palestinians are asking you to speak up. It will always be just an excuse not to care or do anything. (And yes, what’s happening in Palestine actually does involve Americans!)

weird that palestine is this far off nebulous thing that can only affect you directly if your own family is being killed over there

but funding israel monetarily, sending israel weapons, sending israel munitions, sending police and military and robotics to israel, supporting israel killing palestinians daily as a irrevocable policy is just this thing that happens out of nowhere and shouldnt be stopped by anyone

the-lost-hidden:

skulldog:

Shout out to anyone that ever made a character that’s a ‘Secret Government experiment’ that escapes the lab and is now wanted and misunderstood. That’s top tier character design, thank you.

Me :3

animentality:

yourplayersaidwhat:

“How much do I understand about how these [solar panels] work?”

“Roll Insight?”

“Uh… 2.”

“You don’t know what the sun is.”

aquamon:

emptyportrait:

We are witnessing the grotesque reality of the martyred Palestinians and thousands of their massacred children being written off as mere afterthoughts. The way western media outlets steadfastly refuse to call the Israeli aggression and onslaught for what it is, which is genocide and ethnic cleansing, is just another way of dehumanizing Palestinians. 

enbycrip:

enbycrip:

I’m reposting this with a link to some sources from the OP, btw; I’m sorry for not tagging them, but Tumblr won’t let me and I’m guessing it’s a privacy settings thing.

https://www.academuseducation.co.uk/post/ancient-mesopotamian-transgender-and-non-binary-identities

aurpiment:

aurpiment:

Neither “the magic is going away” nor “the magic is just beginning” but “the magic has been around for fifty years and society has only partly adjusted”

You understand me

cappucino-commie:

owldude:

owldude:

why did no one tell me quantum computers looked like that

what the fuck

tweet from LowRhoUfo: I like how quantum computers look like quantum computers. Are you building a temple so silent the universe speaks its nature aloud? Could have guessed. ALT