May 2024

stimmingandstruggling:

stimmingandstruggling:

stimmingandstruggling:

more good news from tiktok: they’ve started blocking celebrities.

they’re calling it block party 2024. just blocking and ignoring countless celebrities who havent said shit about palestine. influencers, actors, anyone who went to the met gala, whatever, they’re getting blocked. and people keep talking about how cathartic it is, how good it feels, how they never realized they could DO that. there was some kind of subconscious law against blocking famous people, but it’s broken, and people are LOVING it. and it’s WORKING. a social media/digital advertising coordinator was talking about how ad companies are PANICKING, because they can’t accurately target anymore. so many big influencers, including fucking LIZZO started talking about palestine the MOMENT their follower counts started going down. and the best part? no one is forgiving them. lizzo posted a tiktok asking people to donate to palestinian families, and all the comments just said you’re a multimillionaire. put your money where your mouth is. blocked.

i feel like i’m witnessing the downfall of celebrity culture, right here right now. people are waking up.

PEOPLE ARE WAKING UP. so many comments saying “blocking x celebrity was hard until i remembered they don’t care if i die. it got a lot easier then. they aren’t my friends, why should i feel like im betraying them?” what a beautiful thing to see

A screenshot from a tiktok reading: After hitting that block button I realized how crazy it is to feel attached to people who couldn't give two fucks about me or anyone. Millie Bobby Brown I should've blocked you sooner.ALT

does this not fill you with immense pride and joy

(screenshot from stickbugss1 on tiktok)

creatures-in-posts:

snekbitch666:

catasters:

@illumiao it’s a cake! (cat snake)

This creature is a cake (cat snake), or possibly a snat (snake cat)

creatures-in-posts:

magnuspeccatori:

So the other day I was talking to a friend about the autism creature and I accidentally called it the “autism monster”. And I thought about the concept and I thought it was hilarious.

So I thought I’d actually draw it, and here’s what came out of it lol

Confirmed creature post

creatures-in-posts:

itsapmseymour:

Which is Your Black Cat?

Confirmed creature post

tobiornottobithatisthequestion:

Lilou would like to know if you have food

im having trouble picking a name for myself. which one do you personally like the most?

echo

ophelia

colin

sasha

ian

quinn

soren

cody

tim

sandy

edward

apolladay:

I’m having trouble picking a name for myself. which one do you personally like the most?

Echo

Ophelia

Colin

Sasha

Ian

Quinn

Soren

Cody

Tim

Sandy

Edward

See Results

My vote will be for Soren btw - H :)

creatures-in-posts:

warcrimesimulator:

warcrimesimulator:

thinking about creatures.

look at this thing

Confirmed creature post

creatures-in-posts:

damnednyx:

bnq:

black-lodge-gatekeeper:

Bestie
English - best friend

Bestie
Czech - beast, brute, monster

synonyms

Bestie

Confirmed creature post

creatures-in-posts:

t0ast-the-gh0st:

kitsunegdx:

hunterontheedge:

hunterontheedge:

kitsunegdx:

kitsunegdx:

hunterontheedge:

kitsunegdx:

:3 feels happier than :) But not as genuine as :]

:3 is my favorite. Full of deceit and silliness. The jester’s face. The culmination of all that’s chaotic and ever changing.

:) can be ominous, if it’s alone or accompanied by odd context! But sometimes, it’s yer friendly ol smile.

:] is a friendly face. That is a friend. Look at it. What harm could it possibly do?

:3!!!

You have the secret knowledge my friend

The little guys are here… the littlest of smiles… like being handed a flower on a nice day…

Like this almost

You understand the treasures!

@creatures-in-posts

Creatures located in this post:

:3
:)
:]
:}
c:
:>

autistic-af:

Do One or More Then Reblog For Others:

Unclench your jaw.

Sit up straight…maybe stretch, too

Get something to drink (do it before hitting this button)

Get something to eat (anything. All food is good. Get it first.)

Take your meds (go take them before reblogging so you don’t forget!)

Clean up the area around you real quick. You’ll feel better.

Change the music to something you enjoy. You deserve to be happy.

Pause for a moment. You’ve been doing so much.

Just want to pass this on? That’s okay, too.

See Results

Doing more than one? Choose whichever you found the most helpful. ❤️

thegeniusidiotnstickmerchant3728:

Just had a thought; it was fucking weird.

I usually have a constant ongoing monologue and all my thoughts are thus filtered through language. This one was also primarily filtered through language, except for one “word”, which was just a concept. As in I had a full sentence, but in the place a word normally goes, there was just a void of definitely a noise, definitely meaning, but I can’t fully think of either the noise or the meaning when thinking back on it.

deadaliengoddess-deactivated202:

The bigger my boobs get the funnier this shirt is.


fantagala:


When she asks you out in bird. and Falin grew it herself too!!

squidinu:

radical dude

2-kamikou-1:

2-kamikou-1:

there is so much intimacy in creating something together

no I’m so serious. I’m thoroughly convinced this is how I got so close to my online friends. a significant amount of bonding with my s/o came from rping together. tumblr rp introduced me to new mutuals. writing trr brought me so much closer to the person I wrote it with. this applies to irl friends too. my irl I worked on cosplay and fanfic and oc stories with, it brought us closer. sharing your creativity with someone, creating something with someone, creates an inseparable bond between you and them. in this essay I will

bipolbur:

this image is making me throw up with laughter for some reason

nnomsu:

saint makes great loafs but gourmand…

chaos-in-one:

“It’s important you remember -thing-!”

Girl I barely remember today.

krudman:

ad-wills:

a meme

someone on the left labelled as "reader impressed by the meticulous foreshadowing" smiling and shaking michael scott's hand who looks confused and is labelled "the author who had no idea those things connected at allALT

I love this phenomenon. I’m sure there’s a better terminology for it than my ramblings, but I see it everywhere, it goes beyond foreshadowing and into things like subtext, and I don’t think it’s necessarily accidental.

A very common example you see in online spaces are trans folks drawing themselves as the opposite sex long before the realize years after the fact that that might mean something.

Hayao Miyazaki has the most chaotic way of making films that I’ve ever seen. He has no idea how the story is going to end when production starts. In Spirited Away he described the flooding at the end as a fortunate accident. He wanted the train scene to be completely barren in contrast to all the previous visual noise, and was relieved when he realized he had foreshadowed it.

There’s a fun interview with spielburg about close encounters of the third kind where he’s confronted with the interpretation that the movie ends with music and computer science coming together which were the respective professions of his parents, so it was a scene about him reaching out to communicate with his parents, and he laughs because he didn’t realize that when he made it.

Edward Bulwer-Lytton said “Talent does what it can: Genius does what it must.” and I think that describes this perfectly. You know what a 4 act structure is in basic terms, and there’s nothing particularly superhuman about recreating that formula, but there’s this small but significant part of you that, unbeknownst to you, is intentionally calling shots and turning that work into something more than you intended.

You could call it accidental, but you did it. Another good quote from red letter media: “You may not have noticed, but your brain did.”

bogleech:

morbidology:

A clam with pearls inside.

Haha, notes are so disturbed to learn that pearls form inside the tissues and not just lying inside.

So how do y'all feel about the fact that pearls have nothing to do with sand? Bivalves deal with sand all day long, of course grains don’t get “stuck” until they have to make a pearl. That was the assumption centuries ago and just continues to be spread by the jewelry industry as a plain old lie.

The formation of a pearl is to smother and permanently seal the parasites bivalves contract from all the animal feces they process :)

https://cortezpearl.mx/pages/how-a-natural-pearl-is-born-from-myth-to-reality

(which to me is very cool and if it grosses you out you should reconsider because biologically speaking it’s the equivalent of a trapped evil spirit)

megahertzmaroon:

Fool’s Paradise /// Loop

Special thanks two my friends Carol (cowsaresushi) and hatch for helping out with this comic!

Here’s the song that partially inspired the thing.

gal-o-guacamole:

— I love you.

— It will pass.

Keep reading

grubloved:

if ur confused about why animal people advocate for keeping your pets at a “healthy weight” but sometimes also in the same breath will advocate against human diet culture, its because we know what body condition a cat is supposed to be at optimally. but literally there is not one for humans as far as we can tell.

humans are a weird, opportunistic, hyper-adaptable and variable primate and we have evolved to have a LOT of variety in size, shape, metabolism, and weight retention. this has been essential to survival in hard times and easy times. you know the thing people talk about sometimes how about half the population are night people and about half are morning people so we’d be better able to watch at night as a group? yeah, weight variation is like that: there’s a lot of latent variation in human populations because as a community we survive significantly better if some of us are fuckin ready to not die during the longass winter of death and some of us can eat their weight in fish and then run a mile immediately after. this is also why some people gain muscle crazy fast and some people don’t: muscle requires a lot of energy, so some people are built to gain a lot during a plentiful season and be really efficient then and some people are built to use less energy over time and be more useful during a long hungry period. cats and almost all other vertebrates simply don’t have this kind of complex community variation built in, and tend to be much more uniform in build and weight. humans tend to be really variable in body and brain, and that’s one of the biggest factors that’s made us so successful! there are just a LOT of ways to be a human being.

all of the “science” on “ideal human body condition” we have at the moment is almost entirely bullshit and was done by white supremacists for eugenics purposes. it’s just not something we know, and right now there’s significantly more evidence that there is no ideal body type for everyone to reach. recent research indicates that humans are healthiest at a variety of weights and builds, and dieting is almost universally bad for you. even if the culture hasn’t caught up yet.

adhdoofenshmirtz:

dysfunctionalnerd:

he found a poster for a phineas and ferb theme party and just. decided to go. oh my god 😭

byjove:

byjove:

what happened to Shanidar 1? violence? large animal attack? fall from a great height? if a modern human survived his severe injuries, they probably would have been in the hospital for months and in physical therapy for years. and 60,000 years ago he lived to 45 with his head bashed in, partially deaf, two broken legs, a broken neck and one functioning arm. it’s amazing his community administered medical care to the best of their abilities and cared for him and kept him alive. but also on an individual level, that dude was a fucking tank. the indomitable human spirit contained within that Neanderthal was incredible. he must have been in agony but he didn’t give up.

maybe he was just one hell of a guy.

literallyaflame:

how do conservatives think talking to children works? if a four year old came up to me and said “i’m a cat!!” i would say “really? what makes you a cat?” and they’d say some shit like “i have claws >:)” and i’d be like “oh wow, you do have claws. but wait, i thought cats had pointed ears!” and they’d say “they DO!!!” and then i’d pull up a picture of an elf and ask “is THIS a cat?” and they’d yell “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”

u wouldn’t say “fucking hell, Emily, get it together. this is the real world”

biscoff-und-taxis:

katelyn-danger:

voregeoisie:

lesbianshepard:

phrasing of this is taking me out

Harder to crucify a being with eight legs

#spider Jesus died on the asterisk for our sins

you can’t just leave this in the tags

literallyaflame:

how do conservatives think talking to children works? if a four year old came up to me and said “i’m a cat!!” i would say “really? what makes you a cat?” and they’d say some shit like “i have claws >:)” and i’d be like “oh wow, you do have claws. but wait, i thought cats had pointed ears!” and they’d say “they DO!!!” and then i’d pull up a picture of an elf and ask “is THIS a cat?” and they’d yell “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”

u wouldn’t say “fucking hell, Emily, get it together. this is the real world”

sunflowerslut:

inthesensethat:

theshitpostcalligrapher:

alexmey-does-an-arts:

theshitpostcalligrapher:

alexmey-does-an-arts:

koscheiisms:

alexmey-does-an-arts:

alexmey-does-an-arts:

mm fulled of eggs

wait fuck NOT A FETISH POST NOT A FETISH POST NOT A FETISH POST. HARBOILED EGG ARE HARD BOPILED CHICKEN EGGS . CHIECKEN EGGS I ATE THEM NOT !! PEGNANT

"ovipositon blunder" written in flaming text ALT

700 notes I jus wokered up. All of you are evil beasts . 4 more eggs as little snack

oh i can make this worse

understandable

assignedmale:

maswartz:

evilnicegirl:

evilnicegirl:

every day should be like i wake up & my first thought is a beautiful idea of a fun & new activity & i spend my day accomplishing it

i do want to live like them like so bad

kaible:

succubused:

succubused:

queerphobe:

flat fuck friday

you know what day it is

queued this because I did NOT want to miss another Flat Fuck Friday

kojitheopossum:

Day Seven of @gabv1elweek !!

hawkeabelas:

bransrath:

loloftheday:

Energy company has got some sass

Duke Energy Fined $102 million for Polluting Rivers with Coal Ash

This is the best summary of the corporate deflection of blame for environmental destruction onto the consumer to save face I’ve ever seen

exit-pursued-by-spiders:

animentality:

Firefighters are more than just brave and stereotypically hot. They’re also incredibly based.

sacred-portal:

mysticorset:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

fuckyeahchinesefashion:

cr: 百变花央

I’m out here buying tshirts and pants like a chump while some people are just wearing the world’s best rectangles

Pre-manufacturing cultures will really be like, here is the most elegant and gorgeous outfit you can imagine, and it’s achieved entirely with rectangles, ropes, and pins.

Over and over again, across the world, in cultures that never even knew of each others’ existences. Just, rectangles, knots, and pins. And I love that for them.

mysticorset:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

fuckyeahchinesefashion:

cr: 百变花央

I’m out here buying tshirts and pants like a chump while some people are just wearing the world’s best rectangles

Pre-manufacturing cultures will really be like, here is the most elegant and gorgeous outfit you can imagine, and it’s achieved entirely with rectangles, ropes, and pins.

Over and over again, across the world, in cultures that never even knew of each others’ existences. Just, rectangles, knots, and pins. And I love that for them.

nonbinarycannibalgirlfriend:

fakeymcnamerson-blog:

butchdykekondraki-moved:

butchdykekondraki-moved:

the hadron collider is like an angel to me

>large
>unbelievably powerful
>hurts to look at for too long

^ this is an angel

-wheels within wheels (look at it (and this picture doesn’t even really convey the scale of interconnected circular structures))

-covered in eyes (sensors)

-too large to see the whole thing at once

-too intricate for one mortal mind to grasp the whole thing at once

-brings cryptic messages about the nature of reality

-benevolent, but will kill you with invisible rays if you try to fuck with it while it’s on the job

This makes scientists and technicians priests, which also tracks in some ways.

oddliestcatch:

oddliestcatch:

oddliestcatch:

oddliestcatch:

magicsuga:

brotherluv:

i love tumblr glitches. sponsored message everyone

That’s not a glitch that’s god sending a message to the people

argus-after-dark:

85-rend:

I love this thang…. get a load of this guy

snowyllama-art:

They’re making cupcakes!! Wonder what V1’s secret ingredient is…

redstonedust:

i appreciate the attempts a lot of game devs are making with gender neutral character creation, and i appreciate that it’s actually a very difficult task to implement that depending on the game’s base code. but it’s so funny to me when you hear an uproar because some game has “entirely removed the gender option from character creation!!!!!” so you go to check it out and its just like

aqueerkettleofish:

thepharmercy:

gayshanewalsh:

some dude on survivor outed another survivor who happened to be trans and called it “deception” like this was some damn soap opera and everyone was like ”lmao that’s personal and not your fucking problem?” and the host immediately said “We don’t need to vote, just grab your torch” and had him kicked off. that’s some instant fucking karma.

IT’S REAL (two parts, second half here)

Video links are broken, but I wanted to clarify:

afterbonus:

joebidenbeefcurtains-deactivate:

birdblogwhichisforbirds:

marzipanandminutiae:

nealashitposts:

Avoiding Chub Rub this Summer

Hey so if you’re a person whose thighs touch when you walk and you want to wear skirts, shorts, or swimsuits this summer without chub rub this is the quick guide from a fat person who enjoys wearing skirts.

For those who don’t know, Chub Rub is a painful burn that’s caused by friction, which generates when bare thighs rub together during walking and running and is exacerbated by heat and sweat.

There are two main ways to avoid Chub Rub, broadly speaking.

The first one is:

Physical Barriers work by keeping your thighs covered in fabric so they don’t touch and chafe.

Bike Shorts
-Pro: Comfortable, stretchy, has pockets. Perfect if your skirt is longer than your shorts and not sheer. Super good in the winter.
-Cons: Hot, almost never come in neutral or skin tones, so they’ll show up under anything sheer.

Bandelettes- Thigh bands that stay in place with a silicone strip. They can be cute, like garter belts, or simple.
-Pros: Comfortable. Can be sexy, More discreet than shorts, Excellent choice if you want an exposed midriff. They stay in place all day. Easier bathroom access then shapewear or bike shorts.
-Cons: No pockets. May not be wide enough to be effective for extra good thighs. Silicone bands that hold them in place can pull hairs and be painful.

Shapewear
-Pros: Almost always come in skin tones. Shape the booty, slide really well. Cooler than bike shorts.
-Cons: Extra difficult bathroom access, often high waisted and long so they don’t work well with short skirts. rarely have pockets.

The big con to this category is that you’re limited in how short your skirt can be since for the shorts and bandelettes to work they need to be long enough to cover all parts of your thighs that touch when you walk. Depending on the shape of your legs, thighs, and your gait that could mean your shorts are pretty long. For me, I’d need my shorts to be almost knee length to be effective.

Knee length shorts under mini skirts aren’t for me. Which is where the second category comes in!

The title says it all. These are various kinds of gels and stuff that you apply directly to your thighs to keep they sliding smoothly past one another without chafing.

The big pro of this category is that all the products are Invisible so they work with every fit, no matter the size of the thighs! They’re even useful when wearing swim suits. Just remember to reapply after you get out of the water.
The cons are that some formulas can cause breakouts, and most will need to be reapplied several times throughout the day so you’ll have to carry it around with you. None of these specific brands gave me breakouts, but my skin is not your skin.

There are other anti chafing gels and creams and sticks out there, but these are ones I’ve tried and like very much.

Monistat anti chafing gel
Lasts: 3-5 hours
Invisible, cooling, feels great on the skin. Works even through high heat and sweat. I’m sensitive to textures and the powder-like feel of this stuff when it’s dry is amazing. I’m not sure if it’s “waterproof” but I sweat in my thigh area a lot and this stuff really sticks it out like a dream. It lasts far longer then I do between bathroom breaks so I just reapply it each time I use the bathroom and let it dry on my thighs for a minute.

Megababe Thigh Rescue Lotion Anti-Chafe Stick
Lasts: 3 hours
The deodorant stick makes application easy and fast, It goes on smooth and feels fine! Comes in a mini version that makes it easy to keep on your person and reapply through the day. The big con is that this stuff melts kind easy on hot days. which makes a mess in your bag or pocket. It doesn’t do great with sweat and will need to be reapplied more often. It’s unscented.

Skin Slick spray
Lasts: 4-5 hours.
This comes in an aerosol can so it’s not an option if you’re flying. Outside of that, it’s great. Feels nice and keeps your thighs cool. Goes on fast and easy, works well even when you’re sweating because it’s designed for sports. The best option for beach days.

To finish this post off here are some commonly suggested chub rub hacks i don’t recommend and why.

Deodorant- ineffective and if you use the wrong kind, it can actually make it worse.

Baby Powder: Okay so this a mixed bag. Over all, it does work pretty well for a short time. And who can deny that there isn’t much that feels better then a healthy sprinkle of baby powder down your shorts on a sweaty day. It soaks up your sweat and makes you feel cool and dry. The problem is that it doesn’t work for very long before needing to be reapplied, by which time the previously applied powder is clumping. Not to mention it leaves white powder all over the place. I’ll be honest, I often put this stuff in my bag when I’m going to be outside all day in the hot sun. At pride, summer festivals, hikes, camping, fairs, I always have it with me just in case. But I have to be a little desperate to bust it out because it makes such a mess and smells so strongly. It’s a last resort.

The Chub Rub Patch- This is the absolute worst thing I’ve ever tried for chub rub. It’s essentially a large band aid with no pad that you stick on your inner thighs. Throughout the day, the edges of these patches kept getting caught on one another and starting to peel and stick to my other thighs which gave me worse chub rub then if i had used nothing. I thought maybe I applied them wrong, so I tried them again the next day, this time taking care to make sure my thighs were clean and dry before applying. Same thing happened. And they hurt to take off. Like a band aid. They’re single use, and pretty expensive. They come in one size, so they won’t work for a lot of bigger thighs. These suck. They’re ugly as fuck too. Do not use these things.

Body/baby oil- This is a very effective way to fry up your thighs. After a day of walking around you’re thighs will look just like fried chicken.

Body Lotion- a move i’ve only ever seen attempted out of real desperation. This is a bad idea. The lotion rubs in so fast that you won’t get ten steps before needing more. If you’re chub rub is bad enough that you’re trying this hack, it’s time to find a pharmacy and get some Monistat anti chafing gel. I once saw a woman at a pride tie two trash bags around her thighs and it worked better then lotion.

Happy Summer Everyone!
And don’t forget sunscreen! Especially if you have dark skin because dark skinned people are significantly more likely to die of skin cancer in the USA and Europe then light skinned people. Even if you don’t think you’ll burn that day, you’re still being irradiated by the sun!

if you like some sort of historical clothing style, tap pants/step-ins/chemises/combinations/drawers (if the open crotch seam is high enough) can work, too! just shove your chemise between your legs if that’s what you go with- it’s one option dress historians speculate may have been used for this purpose in the past, pre-drawers

Thanks for this, I’d really like for short skirts to be an option for me and the gel things might actually work for that.

Just wanted to add that boxer shorts are another great option for physical barriers. I like tomboyX boxer shorts they are a little pricey but they are made in factories that treat their workers (relatively) decently. Also they are boxers made for people who don’t have dicks so there isn’t a weird space in the front when I wear them. But if you do have a dick they might be uncomfortably tight idk.

Summer’s eve and body glide both make anti chafe gel that work wonders!!

justinspoliticalcorner:

Matt Gertz at MMFA:

More than two weeks have passed since Donald Trump told an interviewer that he would reveal whether he supports banning the use and distribution of drugs used in medication abortions “over the next week or two.” But the major cable and broadcast newscasts and most influential newspapers seem to have moved on, according to a Media Matters review of their coverage. 

This lack of media interest allows the presumptive Republican presidential nominee to stay silent and avoid angering either the general public, which supports medication abortion, or his anti-abortion supporters, who desperately want it ended.

While Trump regularly takes credit on the campaign trail for ending Roe v. Wade’s protections for abortion rights through his Supreme Court appointments, he has largely avoided commenting on how far he’ll go to limit those rights if he returns to the White House.  

Trump’s allies want him to go very far indeed. Project 2025, the far-right agenda that the Heritage Foundation assembled with input from anti-abortion groupscalls for curtailing medication abortion — which accounts for more than 60% of abortions in the U.S. — by reversing federal approval of the abortion drugs mifepristone and misoprostol and enforcing the 1873 Comstock Act’s ban on the mailing of such medications. Right-wing activists are also seeking to limit access to the drugs in the courts and in state legislatures

Trump himself had avoided commenting on these policies, which are wildly unpopular — a recent poll found more than 7 in 10 Americans say they support women obtaining medication abortion from their doctor or a clinic. The former president’s views have remained elusive in part because he typically stays within the bubble of his right-wing sycophants, who are more concerned with propping up his campaign so he can get elected and curtail abortion rights than forcing him to take a public position that might lead to his defeat. His campaign, meanwhile, maintained strategic silence, refusing to answer questions on the subject from journalists.

In a rare opportunity by a mainstream reporter to get Trump on the record, Time magazine national politics reporter Eric Cortellessa used a pair of interviews last month to try to get Trump to reveal whether his administration would seek to cut off the drugs used for the majority of American abortions.

But Trump, who is infamous for responding to questions about major policy initiatives by promising to provide details in “two weeks,” punted both times. When Cortellessa pressed him for his views on mifepristone and the Comstock Act during an April 12 sit-down, Trump told him a “big statement” on the subject was coming “over the next 14 days.” Then, when Cortellessa followed up in an April 27 phone interview, noting that the promised announcement had not materialized, the former president said one would be forthcoming “over the next week or two.” 


Major media outlets are helping Donald Trump conceal his position on the Comstock Act.
He gave a promise that he’ll say something in “two weeks”, but he has blown that promise.
His allies, especially those linked to Project 2025, want him to endorse a medication abortion ban.