May 2024

jame7t:

Tugs your collar (non sexually) (rude) (dismissive) (chaste)

jame7t:

Tugs your collar (non sexually) (rude) (dismissive) (chaste)

sayruq:

shortgaything:

werewolf-transgenderism:

werewolf-transgenderism:

werewolf-transgenderism:

werewolf-transgenderism:

werewolf-transgenderism:

werewolf-transgenderism:

werewolf-transgenderism:

werewolf-transgenderism:

werewolf-transgenderism:

werewolf-transgenderism:

werewolf-transgenderism:

werewolf-transgenderism:

werewolf-transgenderism:

hey don’t cry. 7,401 species of frog in the world, ok?

IMPORTANT UPDATE: 7,532 species of frog in the world, ok?!

great news! 7,556 species of frog in the world, ok?!

hey don’t cry, now there are 7,576 species of frog in the world, ok?!

excellent news! 7,591 species of frog in the world, peace and love on planet earth

guess what! 7,624 species of frog on planet earth, ok?

hey don’t cry, 7,645 species of frog on planet earth, ok? peace and love on planet autism

great news! 7,653 species of frog on planet earth, ok?

hey don’t cry. 7,670 species of frog on planet earth, ok?

new year new frogs! 7,678 species of frog on planet earth, ok?

hey don’t cry. 7,683 species of frog in the world, ok? ❤️

hey don’t cry. 7,698 species of frog in the world, peace and love on planet earth

hey don’t cry. 7,701 species of frog in the world, ok?

@p0patochisps

violottie:

captain-price-unofficially:

zegalba:

The beacon is lit. America calls for aid.

stimmingandstruggling:

stimmingandstruggling:

stimmingandstruggling:

more good news from tiktok: they’ve started blocking celebrities.

they’re calling it block party 2024. just blocking and ignoring countless celebrities who havent said shit about palestine. influencers, actors, anyone who went to the met gala, whatever, they’re getting blocked. and people keep talking about how cathartic it is, how good it feels, how they never realized they could DO that. there was some kind of subconscious law against blocking famous people, but it’s broken, and people are LOVING it. and it’s WORKING. a social media/digital advertising coordinator was talking about how ad companies are PANICKING, because they can’t accurately target anymore. so many big influencers, including fucking LIZZO started talking about palestine the MOMENT their follower counts started going down. and the best part? no one is forgiving them. lizzo posted a tiktok asking people to donate to palestinian families, and all the comments just said you’re a multimillionaire. put your money where your mouth is. blocked.

i feel like i’m witnessing the downfall of celebrity culture, right here right now. people are waking up.

PEOPLE ARE WAKING UP. so many comments saying “blocking x celebrity was hard until i remembered they don’t care if i die. it got a lot easier then. they aren’t my friends, why should i feel like im betraying them?” what a beautiful thing to see

A screenshot from a tiktok reading: After hitting that block button I realized how crazy it is to feel attached to people who couldn't give two fucks about me or anyone. Millie Bobby Brown I should've blocked you sooner.ALT

does this not fill you with immense pride and joy

(screenshot from stickbugss1 on tiktok)

is-the-primate-vid-cute:

ebrithilbowser-blog:

waddledab:

lesbianhallieparker:

THIS IS THE CUTEST SHIT IVE EVER SEENNNN

tags reading: "# Ape wears sunglasses #Immediately fends off toddler who wants to grab glasses #Universal primate experiences"ALT

@is-the-primate-vid-cute

Cute!

This orangutan had lots of fun with the sunglasses and the zookeepers managed to get her to trade the sunglasses for some leafy greens when she was done with them. Items like this are not ideal in primate enclosures because they can break and/or ingest pieces, so the orangutan got to have her fun and (not) eat it too.

ifyouwantwantwhatyouwantwant:

sylviii:

“she’s got legs for days” pfffft not impressive. i;ve had mine for years

how do you guys vocalize the punchline semicolon silly-punctuation I always imagine it’s a teenage boy voice crack

jedusaur:

screenshot of a Grindr conversation
A: "I'm not looking to fuck right now, but my bathroom sink is currently flooding the bathroom"
A: "I know it's kind of random, but can I borrow a flathead screwdriver by any chance?"
A: "I don't really know my neighbours and you're the closest person to me on Grindr"
A: [cry-laughing emoji]
B: Yeah why notALT

new fic trope just dropped

trying to prove a point to the boys at school

ye-olde-ace:

url0calcrvckhead:

brokenaroacecode:

sunglasses-in-the-bentley:

idledreams4:

yourlocalbreadenthusiast:

skyethesapphicwolfwizard:

cupids-poison-blog:

reblog this if you believe trans men are real men
like this if you dont

You better reblog and not like

That is WAY too high of a like number.

TRANS MEN ARE REAL MEN

TRANS MEN ARE REAL MEN

and enby people

ARE RIGHT BEHIND YOU

I LIKED ON ACCIDENT I’M SO FUCKING SORRY-

YEAH SAME 😭

TRANS MEN ARE REAL MEN YALL 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍⚧️

annunakitty:

iridessence:

iridessence:

mysterysciencegirlfriend3000:

iridessence:

stop holding ya pee for so damn long

Are you psychic?

no, i just know somebody following me is putting that shit off when it’s vital

No but really always reblog for a follower in need.

theivorybilledwoodpecker:

For 6 months, Israel has been committing genocide in Palestine. They have also been attacking Lebanon and Syria, while sending their sugar Daddy after Yemen.

All this US politicians refer to as self-defense.

But when Iran retaliates after Israel bombed their embassy, they say Iran is “escalating tensions.”

:

that-clever-oc-deactivated20250:

7/10

No garlic bread.

popop-maru:

Okay here’s my obligatory post about Tumblr users and their ignorance of rap, as a (white) fan of rap:

Saying “Not all rap music is about violence, here are alternatives” is not helpful, because the violent music ALSO has meaning.

When Biggie Smalls postures about his gang connections and packing heat, he isn’t doing it because wow violence is so edgy, it’s a powerful statement. Youth in urban areas where gang activity is heavy are often treated as lesser than by default, especially compared to black people the same age from a wealthy background. There’s a reason that the “wholesome and respectable” black-lead entertainment of that era was stuff like the Cosby Show, with doctor-lawyer parents, or Family Matters, with a cop dad. There’s a reason why the big joke of Fresh Prince is someone with a more unstable upbringing moving in with one of these model black sitcom families.

Standing up and saying yeah, I came from the mean streets, I was molded by this violence and yes, I did what I had to do to survive in a world that refuses to acknowledge my existence as meaningful or worthy of protection. I protected myself, I made my own way, and fuck anybody who tries to stand in the way of that.

Refusing to demonize that environment and wearing it like armor in a way that protects from the authority that wants you to see them as sub humans incapable of only violence and hatred, and saying HEY. I’m here, I lived this, and there is love and there is pain and there is ART in this.

That is powerful. That is the essence of gangster rap.

It isn’t about hurting people for fun, it’s about holding a mirror up to a society that does the hurting and then calls you a monster for what it’s made you. Its about validating the experiences of the disenfranchised and biting back at authority. It’s about turning a pain that the world say you deserve being one of those people from those places into POETRY. Into ART.

And thats why it matters.

And thats why you need to shut the yell up and stop dismissing it as violence without substance when you all sat on your ass listening to songs about Hatsune Miku eating people in middle school.

intersectionalpraxis:

“And you took him down? Excellent.” Then they proceed to laugh.

A defenseless deaf elderly man…

This is beyond horrific. The IOF is filled with depraved sadists and war criminals.

hole-therapy:

politijohn:

Source

Dear god please let housing become affordable here and please make this force the thousands of sitting-duck properties re-enter the market at drastically reduced prices for native families to be able to purchase and then live in their homeland 😭 kū kia‘i ‘āina

johnvenus:

saintjosie:

rural-panoptes:

stupid-lemon-eater:

new reaction image

ship-and-let-ship:

“You can portray bad things in fiction if it’s done in a negative light!”

maybe this is just me, but the author shouldn’t have to hold your hand & tell you explicitly that what’s happening in the story is bad.

Sometimes, the narration of the story portrays it as good, or “romanticizes” it because the character narrating is a terrible person. That doesn’t mean the author condones it, it means the *character* thinks it’s okay!

You should have enough critical thinking skills & media literacy to reach that conclusion on your own, and if you don’t, I recommend Disney Junior for your viewing pleasure, rather than adult content.

Don’t worry, they’ll tell you exactly the lesson they want you to learn over there, in painfully explicit detail.

That might be more your speed.

doityourselfbombs:

touching grass isn’t enough I need to put god in a paper shredder

skelkankaos-archive:

lakevida:

before you respond to anon hate resend it to yourself with a carefully placed typo that you can then mock at their expense

#holy shit court eunuch level hater strat

starheirxero:

A doodle of Gabriel from Ultrakill. He is drawn from the waist-up. He stares down at his open hand with an upset expression shown by the two horizontal lines on his cross being furrowed. He says: That machine... I don't have much time left.ALT
Gabriel looks up, his furrowed cross is now lighter, more pensive or resolved. His fist is clenched. He says: I know what I must do.ALT
In a much more detailed doodle, Gabriel looms over Lunar from the Lunar and Earth Show with one of his swords in hand. His back is the camera but enough of his expression is visible to show it is nothing but frustration. Lunar themselves has taken an agressive stance with their arms and legs spread apart as they glare at Gabriel with wide, angry eyes. In all-caps text below them, it says: fight the other nearest blue robot.ALT

I cannot stop thinking about that being the REAL Gabriel in the TLAES episode and the whole idea that, immediately after getting his ass beat by V1, he decides to try and lick his wounds by bullying a SMALLER blue robot and then still gets his ass beat,, WITH ONLY HOURS LEFT TO LIVE??? what a dumbass i love him

Bonus silly interaction:

Gabriel is hunched slightly forward, his hand held loosely palm-up in front of him. His expression is one of an exhausted anger. He says: This is where I killed the holy council, little machine. Beside Gabriel, Lunar replies with a bored/tired expression: cowabummer.ALT

staroftara:

hanitje:

“It’s a handbag.”

whozui:

the genocide in gaza has been going on for 6 months and there is rarely a day i don’t think about it or post anything on any of my social media accounts.

i can’t not post about gaza and bring awareness.

and i can’t believe that none of my friends have shared anything, and i’m upset with how little my siblings and mother have.

i’ve known about isntreal’s violent treatment towards palestinians for years. and even back then i was shocked people didn’t give a shit or know about it, which wasn’t their fault. western media is bullshit propaganda that purposely does not educate… so i was like “ok i can see how you wouldnt know about this.”

but now day after day, we are witnessing this ethnic cleansing, while palestininas are living it and for people to say they “don’t know much” about it, or they aren’t educated enough or blah blah.

you have 0 excuses. people are protesting all over the world, palestinians are sharing what is going on all over social media. students are setting up encampments, people have blocked ships, disrupted political events, set themselves on fire..

you had 0 excuses at the beginning of this and you have even less excuses now at month 6

i am so sick of people being willfully ignorant and playing dumb, just admit you didn’t care at the start of this, and you don’t care now. your apathy is disgusting. your indifference is vile.

free palestine.

redavexat:

wytchcore:

ryebreadgf:

Transcript:

I’m about to expose the men. Whenever you ask a man’s height, he’ll add an inch. So if he’s 6 foot, he’ll say he’s 6’1 and if he’s 6’2, he’ll say he’s 6’3.

Not me though. I subtract 4. I say I’m 5’9. Especially when there’s other men in the room. And then I just watch them panic. Not only have you exposed his lie, but now he thinks he’s 5’3.

What I do is not a crime, but it should be.

harukami:

commodoregrimes:

hockeylvr42:

celepom:

trashboat:

i don’t expect this to be very widely known but here in vancouver we’ve had a barge stuck on shore since mid november

we’re going on day 25 of barge simpson not moving a damn inch and i for one hope it never moves

image

They put up a sign

WHAT

Ever Given fans reading this post like:

I think it’s really important, for non-Vancouverites, that you know some additional layers of the joke to this, because this shit’s got history:

kedreeva:

monsterpotion:

monsterpotion:

monsterpotion:

another underappreciated tumblr feature that you dont get on other sites is the queue. i love it when something i thought was funny six months ago and then forgot about a week later crawlts its way out of the processing vortex and i get to see it all over again.

you should queue this post it would be funny and grant me immortality

you motherfuckers put me in the processing vortex

How was the processing vortex, was it fun? It looked like it would be fun.

souldoes-things:

everythingfox:

Wiggly boi

wiggwewiggeewiggwewiggwe

kedreeva:

monsterpotion:

monsterpotion:

monsterpotion:

another underappreciated tumblr feature that you dont get on other sites is the queue. i love it when something i thought was funny six months ago and then forgot about a week later crawlts its way out of the processing vortex and i get to see it all over again.

you should queue this post it would be funny and grant me immortality

you motherfuckers put me in the processing vortex

How was the processing vortex, was it fun? It looked like it would be fun.

theoneofwhomisblue:

No flash wunktography allowed

kedreeva:

monsterpotion:

monsterpotion:

monsterpotion:

another underappreciated tumblr feature that you dont get on other sites is the queue. i love it when something i thought was funny six months ago and then forgot about a week later crawlts its way out of the processing vortex and i get to see it all over again.

you should queue this post it would be funny and grant me immortality

you motherfuckers put me in the processing vortex

How was the processing vortex, was it fun? It looked like it would be fun.

ichangenameseveryfiveseconds:

a-swarm-of-crabs:

gingergiggles:

sephet:

smaug-official:

trans-mouse:

celticpyro:

arctic-hands:

attackofthebteam:

attackofthebteam:

is it fucking weird to anyone else to think that deer are like, everywhere

like, i tend to think of them as a north american animal, but

I like how they just avoid Mongolia

Mongolia has an anti-deer forcefield.

I like the rat map even better

What is Alberta doing

we are fucking constantly vigilant 

Jesus fucking christ, Alberta

Hey! Albertan here. I thought rats were fictional until I was 9 years old. I have still never seen a rat in person.

Are we not gonna ask why greenland(I think) is surrounded in deer all around the edges

ichangenameseveryfiveseconds:

a-swarm-of-crabs:

gingergiggles:

sephet:

smaug-official:

trans-mouse:

celticpyro:

arctic-hands:

attackofthebteam:

attackofthebteam:

is it fucking weird to anyone else to think that deer are like, everywhere

like, i tend to think of them as a north american animal, but

I like how they just avoid Mongolia

Mongolia has an anti-deer forcefield.

I like the rat map even better

What is Alberta doing

we are fucking constantly vigilant 

Jesus fucking christ, Alberta

Hey! Albertan here. I thought rats were fictional until I was 9 years old. I have still never seen a rat in person.

Are we not gonna ask why greenland(I think) is surrounded in deer all around the edges

gloriousvermin:

geewaysgreendayhoodie:

mikewheelerfan2022:

Get them all to 25% (help is allowed and Tumblr better work this time)

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YIPPEE WE DID IT!!!

Let’s fucking go

radiofreederry:

the-haiku-bot:

lizluvscupcakes:

creepymutelilbugger:

theblueboxiscoming:

im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

image

spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song
ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

hey guys do you want to circulate the heirloom dancing spiderman again i feel like we could stand to do that

Yeah, we could stand to have Spider-Man dance for us; maybe it’ll help

Yeah, we could stand to

have Spider-Man dance for us;

maybe it’ll help

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

animentality:

awkwardpariah:

prole-log:

Its also a lot cheaper. 

libraryogre:

supremeshogunrj:

killowave:

The longer it takes for this to come across your dash the funnier it is

Which will fade first? Memories of the Area 51 “raid”, or memories of Internet Explorer?

txttletale:

txttletale:

i ate nothing but food for 200 days

sleeping in a bed until i wake up

amvs:

squareallworthy:

amvs:

walkietalkiesaki:

amvs:

amvs:

interesting fact i have titanium in my spine

Fun Fact!

Titanium not only is crazy durable, but it noo magnet! Thas wy Dock chok jjiun spi; surgyr ad pater noster, qui es in cœlis; sanctificetur nomen tuum: Adveniat regnum tuum; fiat voluntas tua, sicut in cœlo, et in terra. Panem nostrum cotidianum da nobis hodie: Et dimitte nobis debita nostra, sicut et nos dimittimus debitoribus nostris: et ne nos inducas in tentationem: sed libera nos a malo.

dude got hit with the ol’ Lorum Ipsem beam😞

Fun fact! Titanium is often used for medical implants because it’s *dodges lorem ipsum beam* because it’s strong, nontoxic, won’t corrode inside the body, and best of all, *dodges* bone will directly grow onto it! This is called “osseointegration” and it means that your titanium artificial hip, dental implant, or whatever will have greater *dodges* greater mechanical stability and will ARRRGGH! aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit!

sapropel:

melchiordommik:

Concentration camp.

They built a concentration camp.

I don’t think words can describe what this other than genocide.

commondyke:

sevaryaa:

Holy shit transphobes are so stupid

littleguysdaily:

garagegalaxy-deactivated2025010:

littleguysdaily:

garagegalaxy-deactivated2025010:

littleguysdaily:

the-disemvoweler:

littleguysdaily:

Imagine a ant

mgn nt

‘a’ isnt a vowel nice try though

actually. even though ‘a’ is used as a word, it’s still a vowel.

No not the word. The letter 'a’ is not a vowel.

yes it is???

linguistically vowels are defined as letter sounds that are generated without constricting your mouth’s airflow. the sound the letter a makes is one of those.

also,

This proves nothing.

lesbiacebian:

daftpatience:

this post reminded me of this ~scenario~ that happens to me and other fat folks quite often! thin folks that are our friends, support fat folks, but haven’t quite had the time or chance or willingness to unlearn fatphobic ideas in relation to themselves. we know you still think of fatness as inherently unhealthy and unattractive, work on it ♥

free blocklist in the notes btw

sayruq:

copepods:

duckapus:

copepods:

leitmotifs never get old to me like holy shit dude there’s this melody that corresponds to this one guy and if you hear the melody it means the guy is there. holy shit. and sometimes it refers to ideas too not just guys. has anyone heard about this

Sometimes something fucked up happens to the guy and their melody gets fucked up too. Sometimes the thing that fucked them up also has its own melody and when the first melody gets fucked up the second melody gets mixed in

no fucking way dude. are you serious

mysteriouslypleasantcat:

irlwakko:

Just a reminder for people who may not know, in light of protestors at UCLA being shot in the face with rubber bullets— rubber bullets are not bullets made of rubber. They are metal bullets encased in rubber.

Despite being called “non-lethal” or sometimes “less lethal”, they are well known to cause death and permanent disability.

Here’s a photo showing their size— these are actual rubber bullets used during the Black Lives Matter protests in 2020.

A photo showing three large rubber bullets lying in a human hand. The smallest spans the length of four fingers, the largest spans from thumb to pinky across the palm.ALT

Do not let them downplay the severity of what they are subjecting this students to for standing against genocide. Stay safe and stay educated.

Even if its was pure rubber it’s still going to cause damage when you get hit, especially if those cunts fire in close range.