Undertale lore is hilarious because there’ll be impossibly deep secrets about certain characters you can more or less only learn by datamining, but also the first major character is called “Toriel” because she gives you the tutorial.
Hey so if you’re a person whose thighs touch when you walk and you want to wear skirts, shorts, or swimsuits this summer without chub rub this is the quick guide from a fat person who enjoys wearing skirts.
For those who don’t know, Chub Rub is a painful burn that’s caused by friction, which generates when bare thighs rub together during walking and running and is exacerbated by heat and sweat.
There are two main ways to avoid Chub Rub, broadly speaking.
The first one is:
Physical Barriers work by keeping your thighs covered in fabric so they don’t touch and chafe.
Bike Shorts -Pro: Comfortable, stretchy, has pockets. Perfect if your skirt is longer than your shorts and not sheer. Super good in the winter. -Cons: Hot, almost never come in neutral or skin tones, so they’ll show up under anything sheer.
Bandelettes- Thigh bands that stay in place with a silicone strip. They can be cute, like garter belts, or simple. -Pros: Comfortable. Can be sexy, More discreet than shorts, Excellent choice if you want an exposed midriff. They stay in place all day. Easier bathroom access then shapewear or bike shorts. -Cons: No pockets. May not be wide enough to be effective for extra good thighs. Silicone bands that hold them in place can pull hairs and be painful.
Shapewear -Pros: Almost always come in skin tones. Shape the booty, slide really well. Cooler than bike shorts. -Cons: Extra difficult bathroom access, often high waisted and long so they don’t work well with short skirts. rarely have pockets.
The big con to this category is that you’re limited in how short your skirt can be since for the shorts and bandelettes to work they need to be long enough to cover all parts of your thighs that touch when you walk. Depending on the shape of your legs, thighs, and your gait that could mean your shorts are pretty long. For me, I’d need my shorts to be almost knee length to be effective.
Knee length shorts under mini skirts aren’t for me. Which is where the second category comes in!
The title says it all. These are various kinds of gels and stuff that you apply directly to your thighs to keep they sliding smoothly past one another without chafing.
The big pro of this category is that all the products are Invisible so they work with every fit, no matter the size of the thighs! They’re even useful when wearing swim suits. Just remember to reapply after you get out of the water. The cons are that some formulas can cause breakouts, and most will need to be reapplied several times throughout the day so you’ll have to carry it around with you. None of these specific brands gave me breakouts, but my skin is not your skin.
There are other anti chafing gels and creams and sticks out there, but these are ones I’ve tried and like very much.
Monistat anti chafing gel Lasts: 3-5 hours Invisible, cooling, feels great on the skin. Works even through high heat and sweat. I’m sensitive to textures and the powder-like feel of this stuff when it’s dry is amazing. I’m not sure if it’s “waterproof” but I sweat in my thigh area a lot and this stuff really sticks it out like a dream. It lasts far longer then I do between bathroom breaks so I just reapply it each time I use the bathroom and let it dry on my thighs for a minute.
Megababe Thigh Rescue Lotion Anti-Chafe Stick Lasts: 3 hours The deodorant stick makes application easy and fast, It goes on smooth and feels fine! Comes in a mini version that makes it easy to keep on your person and reapply through the day. The big con is that this stuff melts kind easy on hot days. which makes a mess in your bag or pocket. It doesn’t do great with sweat and will need to be reapplied more often. It’s unscented.
Skin Slick spray Lasts: 4-5 hours. This comes in an aerosol can so it’s not an option if you’re flying. Outside of that, it’s great. Feels nice and keeps your thighs cool. Goes on fast and easy, works well even when you’re sweating because it’s designed for sports. The best option for beach days.
To finish this post off here are some commonly suggested chub rub hacks i don’t recommend and why.
Deodorant- ineffective and if you use the wrong kind, it can actually make it worse.
Baby Powder: Okay so this a mixed bag. Over all, it does work pretty well for a short time. And who can deny that there isn’t much that feels better then a healthy sprinkle of baby powder down your shorts on a sweaty day. It soaks up your sweat and makes you feel cool and dry. The problem is that it doesn’t work for very long before needing to be reapplied, by which time the previously applied powder is clumping. Not to mention it leaves white powder all over the place. I’ll be honest, I often put this stuff in my bag when I’m going to be outside all day in the hot sun. At pride, summer festivals, hikes, camping, fairs, I always have it with me just in case. But I have to be a little desperate to bust it out because it makes such a mess and smells so strongly. It’s a last resort.
The Chub Rub Patch- This is the absolute worst thing I’ve ever tried for chub rub. It’s essentially a large band aid with no pad that you stick on your inner thighs. Throughout the day, the edges of these patches kept getting caught on one another and starting to peel and stick to my other thighs which gave me worse chub rub then if i had used nothing. I thought maybe I applied them wrong, so I tried them again the next day, this time taking care to make sure my thighs were clean and dry before applying. Same thing happened. And they hurt to take off. Like a band aid. They’re single use, and pretty expensive. They come in one size, so they won’t work for a lot of bigger thighs. These suck. They’re ugly as fuck too. Do not use these things.
Body/baby oil- This is a very effective way to fry up your thighs. After a day of walking around you’re thighs will look just like fried chicken.
Body Lotion- a move i’ve only ever seen attempted out of real desperation. This is a bad idea. The lotion rubs in so fast that you won’t get ten steps before needing more. If you’re chub rub is bad enough that you’re trying this hack, it’s time to find a pharmacy and get some Monistat anti chafing gel. I once saw a woman at a pride tie two trash bags around her thighs and it worked better then lotion.
Happy Summer Everyone! And don’t forget sunscreen! Especially if you have dark skin because dark skinned people are significantly more likely to die of skin cancer in the USA and Europe then light skinned people. Even if you don’t think you’ll burn that day, you’re still being irradiated by the sun!
if you like some sort of historical clothing style, tap pants/step-ins/chemises/combinations/drawers (if the open crotch seam is high enough) can work, too! just shove your chemise between your legs if that’s what you go with- it’s one option dress historians speculate may have been used for this purpose in the past, pre-drawers
Thanks for this, I’d really like for short skirts to be an option for me and the gel things might actually work for that.
Just wanted to add that boxer shorts are another great option for physical barriers. I like tomboyX boxer shorts they are a little pricey but they are made in factories that treat their workers (relatively) decently. Also they are boxers made for people who don’t have dicks so there isn’t a weird space in the front when I wear them. But if you do have a dick they might be uncomfortably tight idk.
Summer’s eve and body glide both make anti chafe gel that work wonders!!
Decades passed without proper infrastructure spending. Democrats changed that. The economy will get a broad boost from demand side spending. Give Joe Biden credit. #VoteBlue
National security includes items like maintaining new disease early warning systems, and engineering bridges that do not collapse unexpectedly.
This has been out in the open but tv/cable news is just now taking an interest. Yes it’s Project 2025 and it is terrifying. Republican Senators Tuberville, Rand, and Cruz have been blocking Biden’s appointments so that Republikkkans can fill nearly every single government position with an army of brainwashed MAGA loyalists on day one of what they hope will be Trump’s return to the White House.
Heritage’s initiative, called Project 2025, has a reported budget of over $20 million, and it is designed to help Trump transform the federal government overnight if he wins the 2024 election. During his first term, Trump was routinely hamstrung in executing policies and abusing power because he either failed to fill key bureaucratic positionsor he was foiled by resistant appointees. This time Trump allies are focused on gutting the federal government’s existing bureaucracy and replacing it with sycophants.
Project 2025. Know it. Tell others about it. Fight back!
More than two weeks have passed since Donald Trump told an interviewer that he would reveal whether he supports banning the use and distribution of drugs used in medication abortions “over the next week or two.” But the major cable and broadcast newscasts and most influential newspapers seem to have moved on, according to a Media Matters review of their coverage.
This lack of media interest allows the presumptive Republican presidential nominee to stay silent and avoid angering either the general public, which supports medication abortion, or his anti-abortion supporters, who desperately want it ended.
While Trump regularly takes credit on the campaign trail for ending Roe v. Wade’s protections for abortion rights through his Supreme Court appointments, he has largely avoided commenting on how far he’ll go to limit those rights if he returns to the White House.
Trump’s allies want him to go very far indeed. Project 2025, the far-right agenda that the Heritage Foundation assembled with input from anti-abortion groups, calls for curtailing medication abortion — which accounts for more than 60% of abortions in the U.S. — by reversing federal approval of the abortion drugs mifepristone and misoprostol and enforcing the 1873 Comstock Act’s ban on the mailing of such medications. Right-wing activists are also seeking to limit access to the drugs in the courts and in state legislatures.
Trump himself had avoided commenting on these policies, which are wildly unpopular — a recent poll found more than 7 in 10 Americans say they support women obtaining medication abortion from their doctor or a clinic. The former president’s views have remained elusive in part because he typically stays within the bubble of his right-wing sycophants, who are more concerned with propping up his campaign so he can get elected and curtail abortion rights than forcing him to take a public position that might lead to his defeat. His campaign, meanwhile, maintained strategic silence, refusing to answer questions on the subject from journalists.
In a rare opportunity by a mainstream reporter to get Trump on the record, Time magazine national politics reporter Eric Cortellessa used a pair of interviews last month to try to get Trump to reveal whether his administration would seek to cut off the drugs used for the majority of American abortions.
But Trump, who is infamous for responding to questions about major policy initiatives by promising to provide details in “two weeks,” punted both times. When Cortellessa pressed him for his views on mifepristone and the Comstock Act during an April 12 sit-down, Trump told him a “big statement” on the subject was coming “over the next 14 days.” Then, when Cortellessa followed up in an April 27 phone interview, noting that the promised announcement had not materialized, the former president said one would be forthcoming “over the next week or two.”
Major media outlets are helping Donald Trump conceal his position on the Comstock Act. He gave a promise that he’ll say something in “two weeks”, but he has blown that promise. His allies, especially those linked to Project 2025, want him to endorse a medication abortion ban.
More than two weeks have passed since Donald Trump told an interviewer that he would reveal whether he supports banning the use and distribution of drugs used in medication abortions “over the next week or two.” But the major cable and broadcast newscasts and most influential newspapers seem to have moved on, according to a Media Matters review of their coverage.
This lack of media interest allows the presumptive Republican presidential nominee to stay silent and avoid angering either the general public, which supports medication abortion, or his anti-abortion supporters, who desperately want it ended.
While Trump regularly takes credit on the campaign trail for ending Roe v. Wade’s protections for abortion rights through his Supreme Court appointments, he has largely avoided commenting on how far he’ll go to limit those rights if he returns to the White House.
Trump’s allies want him to go very far indeed. Project 2025, the far-right agenda that the Heritage Foundation assembled with input from anti-abortion groups, calls for curtailing medication abortion — which accounts for more than 60% of abortions in the U.S. — by reversing federal approval of the abortion drugs mifepristone and misoprostol and enforcing the 1873 Comstock Act’s ban on the mailing of such medications. Right-wing activists are also seeking to limit access to the drugs in the courts and in state legislatures.
Trump himself had avoided commenting on these policies, which are wildly unpopular — a recent poll found more than 7 in 10 Americans say they support women obtaining medication abortion from their doctor or a clinic. The former president’s views have remained elusive in part because he typically stays within the bubble of his right-wing sycophants, who are more concerned with propping up his campaign so he can get elected and curtail abortion rights than forcing him to take a public position that might lead to his defeat. His campaign, meanwhile, maintained strategic silence, refusing to answer questions on the subject from journalists.
In a rare opportunity by a mainstream reporter to get Trump on the record, Time magazine national politics reporter Eric Cortellessa used a pair of interviews last month to try to get Trump to reveal whether his administration would seek to cut off the drugs used for the majority of American abortions.
But Trump, who is infamous for responding to questions about major policy initiatives by promising to provide details in “two weeks,” punted both times. When Cortellessa pressed him for his views on mifepristone and the Comstock Act during an April 12 sit-down, Trump told him a “big statement” on the subject was coming “over the next 14 days.” Then, when Cortellessa followed up in an April 27 phone interview, noting that the promised announcement had not materialized, the former president said one would be forthcoming “over the next week or two.”
Major media outlets are helping Donald Trump conceal his position on the Comstock Act. He gave a promise that he’ll say something in “two weeks”, but he has blown that promise. His allies, especially those linked to Project 2025, want him to endorse a medication abortion ban.
YOU’RE SO MEAN I’M LITERALLY SOBBING ACTUAL TEARS RIGHT NOW
Anyways
WANT ME TO PERFORM AN EXORCISM ON YOU????
ya or whatevr
IN THE NAME OF THE SUB GODS, WE REPULSE THE ATTACKS OF THIS FUCKING FREAK SKIBIDI DEMON! WE DRIVE YOU FROM US, EVIL SPIRIT!! BEGONE!! RRRRAAAAAHHHH!!!!!
They’re more deserving of the uniform than most generals.
Heroes
Society couldn’t function without them.
Society really couldn’t function without them. Anthropologist Robin Nagel did this fabulous ethnography of NYC sanitation workers called Picking Up where she actually became a sanitation worker herself. In NYC alone, there’s fewer than 10,000 sanitation workers dealing with a daily load of about 11,000 tons of garbage and 2,000 tons of recycling. It’s a more dangerous profession than firefighting or police work (cops and fire aren’t even in the top ten most dangerous jobs in the US), and if the sanitation workers aren’t able to do their jobs, cities become unlivable overnight.
(Also you should read that Robin Nagel book, it’s really fascinating. Even if you don’t live in a city, it’s a great read.)
They’re not called “New York’s Strongest” for nothing.
this got Numbers on twitter so i’m posting here cause i literally have nothing else going on but working on my webcomic which you can read here and support here
this is not intended to be a funny quirky joke meme phrase it’s a description of american or otherwise western gays with deeply imperialist and racist tendencies, you do not want to say you’re this person
Genuinely can you shut the fuck up. do you hear yourself rn
@clarissa39 are you sure you kicked the racism and imperialism? Cause it sure doesn’t fucking seem like it
Yeah you’re right, it’s an ongoing process to correct my attitudes and it’s going to take a lot of time and effort but is very much the right thing to do. What I mean here is what I have done and been complicit in in the past doesn’t go away because I’m getting better and trying to correct my past errors.
Also because I was involved in the YPG in Syria as an irregular, so an illegal combatant…you know, a war criminal
Like very literally this is why I joke about it.
you could’ve led with that last part and saved everyone a lot of trouble but it is admittedly very funny that you didn’t
Actually, I’m from the same place @ghostinachinashop is, I know what they’re talking about! In certain circles of Hisuian peoples, we pronounce it that way!
As you know, you can make writers lives easier by doing unnecessary exposition scenes in real life, thereby making them realistic.
Thank you for making this post on the hip social media site that we frequent at this point in our lives. I’m reblogging it both because it’s funny and because I consider us friends
Yes, in the early 21st century we often consider people we only interact with over social media as friends, even if we have never met them in real life. And that’s why I have not only reblogged this post, but also liked it (by clicking a button with my mouse).
he would be such a Banger Mutual tbh. I just know he’d have 1k on here minimum and would post about the souls games and be like “still haven’t found a job #what if we all die” every other day and we’d all be like noooo keep going oomfie but whatever you do, do NOT work a food service job‼️😭 and then one day he gets doxxed over furry closed species discourse on the toyhouse forums and we’d all find out he’s not some 22 year old he/it from toledo taking a gap year with a display case full of transformers in his room but a Sponge and we’d all be like WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY MUTUAL LIVES IN BIKINI BOTTTOMMMMMMM😭😭😭😭😭
Saw this frame on a different reblog by @thatssroughbuddy but why does it look like Iroh is using his phone to take a photo of his nephew at a landmark
“Uncle, make sure you get that glowy light in the picture and send it to my dad to let him know I’m about to capture the Avatar!”
This was so cute I had to draw it
and of course Iroh is doing what-
!!!!!!
Iroh posts it on social media with some caption like “look at my beautiful nephew” and Zhao comments like “is that the Avatar in the background?”
And Iroh responds, “no, it’s the northern lights.”
@ciipher-arts actually commissioned me to draw a joke I made while I was making her watch ATLA.
Zuko: She bent snow at me Uncle! Iroh: There’s water everywhere, Prince Zuko, even where we can’t see it. Zuko: Yeah, sure. Next you’re gonna tell me blood is made of water.
A Positive Light on a Negative Space by Tang Yau Hoong
[ID: A streetlamp against a deep blue sky. A silhouetted painter with a roller brush paints the yellow light coming down from the streetlamp. /End ID.]