May 2024

gabrielisdead:

finally I got them all

gabrielisdead:

finally I got them all

bamsara:

what have you done.

foreveriallyzombified:

”IRL”? this is real life. you’re just talking to me from computer. i’m on the same planet as you. perhaps one day i will pull you from a burning building

nonepronounwithleftboy:

nonepronounwithleftboy:

help i made a joke about Linux and now people named [distro]-user are following me

no

etherealspacejelly:

catchymemes:

no babe!!! we’re not gonna die!!!! we’re gonna push for change and reach net zero!!! probably not by 2050 but we will get there!!! dont let the defeatist attitude take over babe!!! we’re still very much alive and we have time!!! every 0.1 of a degree we dont warm by is a success!! dont give up now!!!! keep fighting!!! there is hope!!!!!!!!!!!

signed, an environmental science student <3

kitsnicket:

kitsnicket:

My favorite beanie baby is the one ominously named The End and it’s just black void bear with no birthday

kitsnicket:

kitsnicket:

My favorite beanie baby is the one ominously named The End and it’s just black void bear with no birthday

cosmic-aria:

ccarmody101:

A request for Peace 🕊️

etherealspacejelly:

catchymemes:

no babe!!! we’re not gonna die!!!! we’re gonna push for change and reach net zero!!! probably not by 2050 but we will get there!!! dont let the defeatist attitude take over babe!!! we’re still very much alive and we have time!!! every 0.1 of a degree we dont warm by is a success!! dont give up now!!!! keep fighting!!! there is hope!!!!!!!!!!!

signed, an environmental science student <3

greelin:

greelin:

the way being employed keeps you from video games and other various activities is so sick. genuinely demonic

“oh just do it when you come home” i am dead. “oh just do it on your days off” i am bearing with getting reanimated. after being dead throughout the week.

greelin:

greelin:

the way being employed keeps you from video games and other various activities is so sick. genuinely demonic

“oh just do it when you come home” i am dead. “oh just do it on your days off” i am bearing with getting reanimated. after being dead throughout the week.

wow-whatablog:

crawfishcomic:

Life is Gorgeous

glutko:

glutko:

archdukes fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs

wow-whatablog:

thumperdaetime:

theblob1958:

people are saying do it scared, but you also gotta do it alone. you’ll miss out on so much you want to do if you wait til someone will do it with you. do it scared and do it alone.

me (scared & alone) out in the wider world trying to broaden my horizons:


fnord888:

Child abuse is a big problem, so it’s important that we don’t let children communicate with adults except their parents and other official authority figures. Everyone knows the best way to prevent child abuse is to keep children isolated and ensure all their communications are controlled.

eyelessdraws:

i hope i can be this 2 some1

runningwithscizzorz:

maybmila:

Stay tf away from him ur scaring him lamb

Messy incorrect quotes there will be more

We love insane lamb in this house👏👏

luminarai:

luminarai:

Oh nooo I hadn’t noticed that my cat’s automatic feeder was getting low on food so as usual she dashed off when she heard the machine start but I couldn’t hear the usual sound of her food falling into the bowl so I went to look and my poor cat was just. Sitting there. Staring at her empty food bowl. Then for a second she glanced up at me then right back to her bowl with the biggest, saddest, most bewildered eyes you could ever imagine on such a small creature. I filled her bowl and the machine right away ofc but I still feel a little guilty 😭

Quick artist’s rendition

weaponsofmassdisruption:

Not what I expected coming from John Green

zmpl:

they would find each other in any universe

baeddoll:

wait holy shit dude you think being horny is a biological thing? oh my god that’s been disproven for years [pulls out my phone to read wikipedia to you] “sexual arousal (also known as sexual excitement) describes the psychokinetic response to leylines intersecting over areas of the brain dedicated to conceptualizing fear

yandere-isopod:

noellevanious:

noellevanious:

Genuinely wish there was some way i could thank chickens and cows for what they provide to humans. between eggs and milk they singlehandedly do more for our society than any CEO and i will never be able to thank them properly for it

thank you for eggs. thank you for the dozens of ways they can be eaten or used in cooking. thank you for milks, and the dozens of ways it can be changed and still be edible.

I thanked them for you with treats. (Sorry Hyrule looks like she went through a lawn mower, she’s molting.)

ahamkaracature:

flowers-but-gay:

The r/196 invasion of Tumblr

Promise 👉👈🥺

rumwik:

Good job!

annori:

dogrotpdf:

me. me when a poem says something ive felt before

me, when a poem says something i’m feeling at this very moment

tobiornottobithatisthequestion:

Lilou would like to know if you have food

enigmaticpink:

I think some people forget that some literature and some media is meant to be deeply uncomfortable and unsettling. It’s meant to make you have a very visceral reaction to it. If you genuinely can’t handle these stories then you are under no obligation to consume them but acting as if they have no purpose or as if people don’t have a right to tell these stories, stories that often relate to the darkest or most disturbing parts of life, then you should do some introspection.

(drawing request) a friendly snake inviting you to go into the mirror :3

anomalouscorvid:

Looping digital animation. A mirror, with several scaly coils inside (continuously moving), as well as a snake (or Fingerking) looking out of it. This snake occasionally reaches forwards to press its snout against the glass, tongue flicking.ALT

personally i think this is the best possible argument for going into the mirror. come and see them

heartnosekid:

the hummingbird bobtail squid (euprymna berryi) | source

retroactivebakeries:

radiation:

In cartoon comedys for grown ups and adults there was alwwys a little sad fellow or other getting torment and torture over and over for the amusement of the fans, well I dint fucking laugh

I will to save him

:

“Leshy tries flirting”

metalheadsagainstfascism:

politijohn:

Not this!

I already posted about this. But I’m just gonna say it.

This is just a new type of slavery for 2023 and is only going to lead to an increase in arrests in an attempt to fill demands for organs.

But something about this bothers me.

I read this series called Unwind. And it’s a fucked up dystopian novel. Unnecessarily dark. The synopsis is too prevent a Civil War between pro-choice and pro-life. They come up with after birth abortions. Essentially before the age of 18. If your kid is turning out to be a shit human. You can have him unwound. Essentially the body is taken apart to people that need organs (including hair, arms, eyes, etc). And people are okay with it because they believe that the soul is still alive, just divided up between all the bodies that the organs go to.

And you’re asking “what’s this fucked up dystopian abortion novel have to do with this?” Well. Because the act of unwinding served 2 purposes. It dealt with the abortion debate, sure. But it also solved the issue of lack of organ donations. So it wasn’t just an abortion argument. It was this one life saved hundreds of others with its sacrifice.

And let me remind you. Being a living donor, even if it’s for bone marrow, has risks. That’s kind of why people aren’t just lining up to give their body parts away.

-fae

quake-sparks:

Some cotl art I did recently because I was a bit late to playing the sins of the flesh update fhdhfh

squidsmeister:

Yknow how people say they picture senshi and it helps them cook? I think I’m doing something wrong (DO NOT DO THIS)

writeouswriter:

Sci-fi genre always out here like hey, why don’t you make a f*cked up and funky little scientist about it, huh?

And you know what, yeah, why don’t you?

evilvillain123456789:

You guys are not going to believe the amazing subversion of garfield that i thought up while getting my bangs cut, Y'all. Y'all Izzyzzz is going to go crazy for my dope ass eldritch garfield idea Y'all guys are gonna love it so much all of you thick headed chubby cheeked little dullards are gonna be lining up to stick two fingers up my crooked asshole

theshitpostcalligrapher:

alexmey-does-an-arts:

theshitpostcalligrapher:

alexmey-does-an-arts:

koscheiisms:

alexmey-does-an-arts:

alexmey-does-an-arts:

mm fulled of eggs

wait fuck NOT A FETISH POST NOT A FETISH POST NOT A FETISH POST. HARBOILED EGG ARE HARD BOPILED CHICKEN EGGS . CHIECKEN EGGS I ATE THEM NOT !! PEGNANT

"ovipositon blunder" written in flaming text ALT

700 notes I jus wokered up. All of you are evil beasts . 4 more eggs as little snack

oh i can make this worse

understandable

just-mushroom-thoughts:

cryptotheism:

jame7t:

cryptotheism:

jame7t:

Rings a high pitch bell in your ears for eight hours :3

Why

:3

[Nods sagely] Continue.

Dang. Im hungry now

i-may-be-an-emu:

actually, over 12 people on tumblr think I’m funny. so.

verbnounadjective:

sacred-portal:

can serve

autistic-af:

Do One or More Then Reblog For Others:

Unclench your jaw.

Sit up straight…maybe stretch, too

Get something to drink (do it before hitting this button)

Get something to eat (anything. All food is good. Get it first.)

Take your meds (go take them before reblogging so you don’t forget!)

Clean up the area around you real quick. You’ll feel better.

Change the music to something you enjoy. You deserve to be happy.

Pause for a moment. You’ve been doing so much.

Just want to pass this on? That’s okay, too.

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tobiornottobithatisthequestion:

Lilou would like to know if you have food

gauntletqueen:

Does anyone have the fucking tiktok video of the overly enthusiastic rich bearded guy showing off his new hiking shoes in his Mansion and the Woods, but then another dude duets with it to make it look like he’s escaping from being held prisoner please please

edit THANKS @smellslikebot

theshitpostcalligrapher:

alexmey-does-an-arts:

theshitpostcalligrapher:

alexmey-does-an-arts:

koscheiisms:

alexmey-does-an-arts:

alexmey-does-an-arts:

mm fulled of eggs

wait fuck NOT A FETISH POST NOT A FETISH POST NOT A FETISH POST. HARBOILED EGG ARE HARD BOPILED CHICKEN EGGS . CHIECKEN EGGS I ATE THEM NOT !! PEGNANT

"ovipositon blunder" written in flaming text ALT

700 notes I jus wokered up. All of you are evil beasts . 4 more eggs as little snack

oh i can make this worse

understandable

helioxed:

i kinda look like a cuuuuuuuuuuuuuunt