May 2024

bearie:

whenenver i save a bug in trouble its kind of like im their mr beast

tyaz:

tyaz:

You can really tell I was neglected as a child

How would this type of post prompt this kind of reaction

forystr:

Silly

punkitt-is-here:

audoodle:

punkitt-is-here:

not to be crude but the people who think Laios is one of those fandom characters that doesnt know what sex is are completely missing like. his whole deal. you think the dude who obsessively studies monster anatomy and behaviors doesn’t know what sex is? you think he hasn’t memorized the mating rituals of every single goddamn beast under the sun? you think he doesn’t have an encyclopedic knowledge on how to fuck? thats his goddamn special interest brother. he knows sex better than anyone on the goddamn planet.

sorry if i am piggybacking on your post punkitt and making it too serious but i keep finding this to crop up as a trend where people in a fandom take a character and go “this character is so naive (and neurodivergent) that they can’t know what sex is!” and like. does this feel really infantalizing to anyone else? especially when the character is just an adult man. he’s 26 in a race that has an average lifespan of 60. he was almost married. he knows how living armor fucks. I don’t want to name examples or put anyone’s headcanons down but this has been weighing on me how fandom spaces treat autistic characters as sexless. it also plays into a lot of the harmful ideas that causes autistic people not having all the reproductive rights and access they should to act like they are unaware of the world. I don’t want to say this in a way that people can’t have ace headcanons but I want people to think what they are saying when they add these ideas onto characters with mental or physical disabilities and check they aren’t saying anything that comes off as insensitive (even if they don’t mean to do so).

no actually go off yeah. its weird as hell when people act like adult characters with neurodivergent tendencies are babies that need to be coddled for some reason. its like a complete misread of a character and a bizarre way of looking at other people.

predatory-lesbians:

barladera:

some bloody embroidery)

that’s not embroidery that’s what it looks like if u peel all my meat and stuff off

not-wizard-council-aristocrat:

elaboratingisfortheweak:

thechangelingmushroom:

elaboratingisfortheweak:

archangel-fucking-judas:

generalb:

cathartidae:

cathartidae:

You can Bite your Friends.

reblog to fuckign BITE your mutuals

@rowanoke @underestimated-heroine @latte-cucumber @archangel-fucking-judas *shark chomp sound effect*

@hummingbird-hunter @not-wizard-council-aristocrat @moenmomentsthemoe-en @greyhound-with-a-mega-wizard-hat @skulkie @ribbed-vault-heart @itsahotminuteinbetween BITING YOUG

Through my powers of hiding I am not bitted

CHOMP

Fuq

CHORMP

troythecatfish:

lesbiankendall:

that feeling you get when you see a popular post from pre-2013 tumblr and you go on their blog and see that op is still posting regularly……hotel california ass website genuinely

m11quda:

[ mean siblings ]

yesnowhatno:

emilynyaaa:

penumant:

mananabuffins:

that-twink-over-there:

dormouseking:

i told my friend’s dad that he was hot (it was in context with the conversation, he was complaining that he was feeling old, etc), and he said a very genuine thank you and the conversation moved on to other topic, my friend was now talking about something else entirely when his dad goes

“i think if i were born in your generation i might have been bisexual”

and friend got kinda mad at me lmao

Fuck his dad

Fuck his dad

Fuck his dad

Fuck his dad

post-uwuifier:

brx8:

post-uwuifier:

piss-bong:

@post-uwuifer is maybe the funniest blog on the platform rn bc it’s obviously a bot 90% of the time and sometimes the owner logs in and responds to reblogs manually, but if you suspend your disbelief just enough it leads to the much funnier conclusion that it’s a bot 100% of the time and its responses are evidence that the algorithm has gained sentience but can only communicate through uwuified tumblr posts

I hate to wuin da fun but uh

it’s aww 100% manuaw💀

tanks fow da pwaise tho UwU

I am sorry but this being completely manual is like 1000x scarier than it being a 100% bot.

good.

bongjoonheaux:

Sorry for being incapable of answering a question without like 900 “It dependssss” prefaces. Unfortunately too many things depend on too many things

doppelgender:

doppelgender:

you have to grom it “but im scared” then grom it scared

exac:

“this character did a problematic thing-” its a story helen, commonly including things like conflict and drama

milo-melon:

I think we should put this on every post people try to fuck around on

sayruq:

This is the important part

We’re going to see A LOT of pro Israel propaganda in the media in late June. More than usual I mean.

We need to be prepared to combat it all especially with the current invasion of Rafah killing and displacing thousands

androgynousspace:

For any of you who even DARE to think about voting for trump just because of the war happening in Israel, this post is for you.


-First off trumps opinion on Israel is pretty much the same as Biden, in terms of sending money to them and being anti-gaza, https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcna141905

-Let us not forget project 2025, I know a solid portion of palestine supporters are in the LGBTQ+ community, a vote for trump, is a vote to put your fellow queers in jail, https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_2025

-Another section of pro-palestinian people are POC, not only does project 2025 include the killing and jailing of POC just in general trump has a long history of hating POC, ex: he used to pay hotels and casinos to get rid of any black people who were currently there, https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2015/08/trump-casinos-black-employees/

-Now let’s talk about Jews for palestine, trump is also extremely anti-semetic and has a history of being anti-semetic, atleast Biden cares about the Jewish people, https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2022/10/17/trump-history-antisemitic-tropes/

-Muslims for palestine, trump wants to ban the ability for hijabis to wear the hijab, and for muslims in general to work and be in public, https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/oct/17/trump-muslim-ban-gaza-refugees

Last if this has convinced you to not vote for trump I’m glad, this also applies to any republican running. DONT. VOTE. THIRD. PARTY. I don’t know how many times I have to say this, it splits the leftist vote and gives trump or any republican for that matter a WAY better chance of winning the election, as much of anti-semetic you may be towards Israel, the only valid vote is for Biden.

circuscountdowns:

leshy

lukadjo:

Okay I gotta find out what you think-

Addiction is almost always,

a moral failure.

a compulsion.

a coping mechanism.

See Results

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I dont know what trans guy needs to hear this. But please cut off that cis girl ‘friend’ who gets weirdly uncomfortable when you start transitioning and being masculine. She is not your friend.

You being masculine isn’t bad. Being a trans man isn’t evil. You aren’t betraying anyone. You aren’t a monster. You aren’t a threat.

naamahdarling:

tri-punisher:

hi. did you know australia has a fairywren species called the superb fairywren

and another species called the splendid fairywren

…and one called the lovely fairywren

They just named these by showing pictures to some elderly woman and noting down her first delighted exclamation.

naamahdarling:

tri-punisher:

hi. did you know australia has a fairywren species called the superb fairywren

and another species called the splendid fairywren

…and one called the lovely fairywren

They just named these by showing pictures to some elderly woman and noting down her first delighted exclamation.

batstabb:

Grips this angel TIGHTLY. Im going to have fun messing with him

(Need to get used to drawing him first 💔)

apocalypsegay:

anyway

planefood:

The final stage of every OC’s creation is having to go through websites like this to name it:

radiofreederry:

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[most annoying person ever voice] tsk you guys hate nuance. Unlike y’all I prefer having deep complex conversations. And by deep complex conversations I mean yelling at marginalized people for talking about their oppression in a way I don’t like.

[most annoying person ever voice] you know when you talk about trans women in your posts about transmisogyny you are really lacking nuance. You should talk about cis men instead. This is what ‘nuance’ means. You shouldn’t focus on one thing at a time, you should focus on so many things at once that the point of your post doesn’t make sense anymore. I just don’t like when marginalized people speak in ways that make me challenge my world view.

the-haiku-bot:

lizluvscupcakes:

creepymutelilbugger:

theblueboxiscoming:

im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

image

spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song
ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

hey guys do you want to circulate the heirloom dancing spiderman again i feel like we could stand to do that

Yeah, we could stand to have Spider-Man dance for us; maybe it’ll help

Yeah, we could stand to

have Spider-Man dance for us;

maybe it’ll help

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

the-haiku-bot:

lizluvscupcakes:

creepymutelilbugger:

theblueboxiscoming:

im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

image

spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song
ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

hey guys do you want to circulate the heirloom dancing spiderman again i feel like we could stand to do that

Yeah, we could stand to have Spider-Man dance for us; maybe it’ll help

Yeah, we could stand to

have Spider-Man dance for us;

maybe it’ll help

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

the-haiku-bot:

lizluvscupcakes:

creepymutelilbugger:

theblueboxiscoming:

im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

image

spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song
ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

hey guys do you want to circulate the heirloom dancing spiderman again i feel like we could stand to do that

Yeah, we could stand to have Spider-Man dance for us; maybe it’ll help

Yeah, we could stand to

have Spider-Man dance for us;

maybe it’ll help

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

animentality:

r0sebutch:

hostilemuppet:

r0sebutch:

hostilemuppet:

hostilemuppet:

hostilemuppet:

im sick of every f/f ship just being like. oh they are cute and lovey dovey all the time. i want beavis and butthead except lesbians

ENOUGH boiling women down to their Purity and how Proper they are. draw your blorbettes fucking up a kegstand and being put in a cast that the other draws a penis on

id: tag reading #dykevis and butchhead

dykevis and butchhead are now screenreader accessible

important to me that every single person possible is reached by dykevis and butchhead

silentstar:

This meme except they’re nice friends supporting each other :)

awkwardpariah:

prole-log:

Its also a lot cheaper. 

libraryogre:

supremeshogunrj:

killowave:

The longer it takes for this to come across your dash the funnier it is

Which will fade first? Memories of the Area 51 “raid”, or memories of Internet Explorer?

txttletale:

txttletale:

i ate nothing but food for 200 days

sleeping in a bed until i wake up

amvs:

squareallworthy:

amvs:

walkietalkiesaki:

amvs:

amvs:

interesting fact i have titanium in my spine

Fun Fact!

Titanium not only is crazy durable, but it noo magnet! Thas wy Dock chok jjiun spi; surgyr ad pater noster, qui es in cœlis; sanctificetur nomen tuum: Adveniat regnum tuum; fiat voluntas tua, sicut in cœlo, et in terra. Panem nostrum cotidianum da nobis hodie: Et dimitte nobis debita nostra, sicut et nos dimittimus debitoribus nostris: et ne nos inducas in tentationem: sed libera nos a malo.

dude got hit with the ol’ Lorum Ipsem beam😞

Fun fact! Titanium is often used for medical implants because it’s *dodges lorem ipsum beam* because it’s strong, nontoxic, won’t corrode inside the body, and best of all, *dodges* bone will directly grow onto it! This is called “osseointegration” and it means that your titanium artificial hip, dental implant, or whatever will have greater *dodges* greater mechanical stability and will ARRRGGH! aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit!

darksteel-relic:

awittylemon:

kabru is so fucking funny. he’s out here playing 15 dimensional manipulation mind chess with a guy whose hobby is barking like a dog

And he’s losing.

relevant-wikipedia-articles:

gregdotorg:

I thought I’d just post two sweet and similar polar flags and be done with it, but the history of Antarctic flags is very complicated, because it was subject to so many territorial claims before the international treaty that guarantees it remains a peaceful non-state, and the difference between the previous proposals and the True South flag proposal [top] is that it’s angling to be the flag of the people who live in Antarctica now. The flag of Greenland, meanwhile [above], is the flag of indigenous people trying to assert their distinct identity from the country that colonized them.

haunted-xander:

If you skip a meal Senshi will materialize next to you w/ food at the ready

kociamieta:

send asks while i procrastinate on everything ever. question mark

dizzyhslightlyvoided:

lakemojave:

lakemojave:

lakemojave:

A concept:

Sebulba

The hedgehog

The old "Sonic the Hedgehog" logo except it says "Sebulba the Hedgehog"ALT

sapropel:

melchiordommik:

Concentration camp.

They built a concentration camp.

I don’t think words can describe what this other than genocide.

staroftara:

hanitje:

“It’s a handbag.”

commondyke:

sevaryaa:

Holy shit transphobes are so stupid

mixedgirlrants:

““Mother,” I slowly repeated in Korean. “I am not a boy. I am a girl. I am transgender.” My face reddened, and tears blurred my vision. I braced myself for her rejection and the end to a relationship that had only begun. Silence again filled the room. I searched my mother’s eyes for any signs of shock, disgust or sadness. But a serene expression lined her face as she sat with ease on the couch. I started to worry that my words had been lost in translation. Then my mother began to speak. “Mommy knew,” she said calmly through my friend, who looked just as dumbfounded as I was by her response. “I was waiting for you to tell me.” “What? How?” “Birth dream,” my mother replied. In Korea some pregnant women still believe that dreams offer a hint about the gender of their unborn child. “I had dreams for each of your siblings, but I had no dream for you. Your gender was always a mystery to me.” I wanted to reply but didn’t know where to begin. My mother instead continued to speak for both of us. “Hyun-gi,” she said, stroking my head. “You are beautiful and precious. I thought I gave birth to a son, but it is OK. I have a daughter instead.””

Andy Marra, The Beautiful Daughter: How My Korean Mother Gave Me the Courage to Transition (via a-witches-brew)

leyfin:

leyfin:

sobbing and crying at the woman who stole a meth addicted kitten from her dealer and then she and the kitten got clean together

Post from r/meth by u/borgurtlen: My cat was an addictALT
Tina, a healthy adult black and white cat, sleeping on a bed. There is a stuffed dog toy by her paws.ALT
Tina, as a sick black and white kitten in a cardboard box. Camera flash makes her pupils blue.ALT

thats love baby!!

littleguysdaily:

garagegalaxy-deactivated2025010:

littleguysdaily:

garagegalaxy-deactivated2025010:

littleguysdaily:

the-disemvoweler:

littleguysdaily:

Imagine a ant

mgn nt

‘a’ isnt a vowel nice try though

actually. even though ‘a’ is used as a word, it’s still a vowel.

No not the word. The letter 'a’ is not a vowel.

yes it is???

linguistically vowels are defined as letter sounds that are generated without constricting your mouth’s airflow. the sound the letter a makes is one of those.

also,

This proves nothing.

notvv0ltz-deactivated20250112:

notvv0ltz-deactivated20250112:

fiemdblunt:

When the anti “LGBT propaganda” law passed in Russia, all of you were going insane and cared. Give Georgia the same energy. If you can have sympathy for our oppressors on the basis of them being queer, you should keep the same energy for us, if not more.

If this law passes, every Georgian queer person I know is so severely fucked, myself included. If you make jokes about “being illegal in several countries” you better fucking care about the countries you’re apparently illegal in, or going to be illegal in.

Make sure to spread this around. This is important.

Also worth mentioning

The Parliament of Georgia has started considering not only a law prohibiting LGBTQ+ propaganda and preserving family values but also amendments to the Constitution. 
According to the legislation: 

Only relationships analogous to marriage that involve the union of one genetic male and one genetic female who have reached the age of 18 can be regulated; 

Adoption or guardianship of a minor is only permitted for spouses married in accordance with the Constitution and legislation of Georgia, or for heterosexual individuals; 

Any medical intervention related to changing a person's gender is prohibited; 

In documents issued by the state or local self-government bodies, only the female or male gender corresponding to the person's genetic data will be indicated; 

Any decision by a state authority or private entity that directly or indirectly restricts the use of gender-defined concepts is invalid; 

Assemblies aimed at promoting same-sex family or intimate relationships, incest, adoption or guardianship of a minor by a same-sex couple or a non-heterosexual person, medical intervention related to gender change, or non-use of gender are prohibited. ALT

No but seriously reblog this. If you actively reblog about LGBT rights you can also reblog this post you know. Also look through notes. Unless I see more activity on posts from Georgians I’m going to be aggressive about this

lesbiacebian:

daftpatience:

this post reminded me of this ~scenario~ that happens to me and other fat folks quite often! thin folks that are our friends, support fat folks, but haven’t quite had the time or chance or willingness to unlearn fatphobic ideas in relation to themselves. we know you still think of fatness as inherently unhealthy and unattractive, work on it ♥

free blocklist in the notes btw