May 2024

roseblog-rog:

superkursunaskr:

mentally i’m here

animentality:

secondbeatsongs:

grawly:

thespongebobsquarepantsmovie:

would you rather be waterboarded by blizzard game ads or disney movie ads

this image is making me realize fandom wikis are so impenetrable and smothered in ads that I have never actually seen any of the attempts at branding that fandom tries to make with its logo or choice of colors or whatever because I literally don’t have the opportunity to do so on their own goddamn website

this seems like a good opportunity to remind everyone that the Indie Wiki Buddy extension exists, and works on both Chrome and Firefox!

it makes it so that whenever you click on a link to a Fandom wiki, it helps you redirect either to an independent wiki (if there is one), or to a site like BreezeWiki that removes ads, suggestions, etc from Fandom pages so you can actually read them without all the clutter!

reblog to save a life

beansnmcnuggets:

raptorific:

If I didn’t remember actually reading this in an actual Calvin and Hobbes book as a child I’d think it was ironically photoshopped like those comics where Mickey Mouse and Goofy talk about how reality is an illusion but this comic strip was actually just……. already………… like that……………

Calvin and Hobbes is one of those pieces of media that’s a lot smarter than you think.

You go in expecting wacky shenanigans of a boy and his tiger, and then out of the blue the comic just makes you think.

You’re just reading some comics and all of a sudden you get hit with a “sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere is that none of it has tried to contact us.”

Like, damn, bro. I just wanted to have a laugh, not contemplate human nature as a whole.

And I love it for that.

would you rather spend an entire night in a haunted house (regardless of whether you believe in ghosts or not, this house is actually haunted) or an entire night in a forest?

in either case you'd be alone, but you can prepare yourself prior and you can take with you a maximum of three things

- night in a haunted house

- night in a forest

beansnmcnuggets:

apolladay:

Would you rather spend an entire night in a haunted house (regardless of whether you believe in ghosts or not, this house is actually haunted) or an entire night in a forest? in either case you’d be alone, but you can prepare yourself prior and you can take with you a maximum of three things

night in a haunted house

night in a forest

See Results

Give me a tarp, a sleeping bag, and a knife, and we chillin in the forest.

animentality:

A digital drawing of a tree with a single red apple, the tree has a very minimalist landscape behind itALT

Tree

color-palettes:

Deep Sea Science - Submitted by artisticallygay

#00003A #265454 #76DAC4 #9CFBE7 #FDF99D #FB9785

animentality:

finalgirlabigailhobbs:

nikoco11:

there is something horrifically grim to it, but illustrations for gaza and palestinians tend to catch more mass attention that actual photos of people. this made me feel incredibly helpless for a long while, seeing both how people would rather look at a neat drawing of red black green and white than look a human in the eyes, and how online platforms would rather push a viral drawing while suppressing those begging for help at the same time.

a way to cope with this feeling has been taking advantage of it to directly guide people to helping palestinians.

if art gets better traction, then there’s an incredible amount of good that can be done by creating art that immediately links to fundraisers. creating art of the many images of those who are asking for help.

within hours of posting my drawing, there has been jumps in the thousands for bashar from gaza’s fundraiser. it’s a small effort in the grand scheme of things. it’s not a fix it. but it’s something good. please take care of each other and do what you can. i think this could help a lot of people if a lot of people did it.

here is bashar. i’ve drawn him, spoken to him, and known him now for a few months. any shares help, any art helps. draw who you see, draw what you see. thanks all

$41,551 AUD raised of $65,000 goal raised as of May 15. please donate what you can and share

official-linguistics-post:

natalieironside:

My father was never very good with plurals and I fear I’ve followed in his feetsteep.

official linguistics post

kolbye:

hokuto-ju-no-ken:

pukicho:

bog-dweller-official:

pukicho:

boob-a-chu:

trilllizard420:

pukicho:

trilllizard420:

pukicho:

Doctor: $140,000 a year

Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year

i think you’re lowballing the furry art amount tbh

I’m sorry for the inaccuracies, Doctor Yiff

no matter how I respond to this I don’t look good, well played. i walked right into that

Well, furry artists are typically more competent and courteous than your average doctor, so I can see that.

Did you just legitimately tell me that a person who draws wolf ass is more competent than a dude who spent 8+ years in a university to give you your lung transplant?

doctors are bullshit and furry artists perform an infinitely more valuable service to society compared to them

You will die in 7 days

It took doctor’s like 10 years to diagnose what was wrong with me, some insisting I was faking for attention while a furry artist I knew just went “that sounds like crohn’s” after hearing me complain once and ended up being right

Also I can’t go to a doctor and ask them to draw Rouge the Bat wider than she is tall with tits to match, now can I

You could if you weren’t a fucking coward

squeakybold:

who-let-the-gods-outt-deactivat:

ndiecity-deactivated20241101:

KILL DIE THE VIOLENCE GUY

*KILL!! KILL!!! KILL!!! KILL!! KILL*

VIOLENCE RULES!

kolbye:

hokuto-ju-no-ken:

pukicho:

bog-dweller-official:

pukicho:

boob-a-chu:

trilllizard420:

pukicho:

trilllizard420:

pukicho:

Doctor: $140,000 a year

Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year

i think you’re lowballing the furry art amount tbh

I’m sorry for the inaccuracies, Doctor Yiff

no matter how I respond to this I don’t look good, well played. i walked right into that

Well, furry artists are typically more competent and courteous than your average doctor, so I can see that.

Did you just legitimately tell me that a person who draws wolf ass is more competent than a dude who spent 8+ years in a university to give you your lung transplant?

doctors are bullshit and furry artists perform an infinitely more valuable service to society compared to them

You will die in 7 days

It took doctor’s like 10 years to diagnose what was wrong with me, some insisting I was faking for attention while a furry artist I knew just went “that sounds like crohn’s” after hearing me complain once and ended up being right

Also I can’t go to a doctor and ask them to draw Rouge the Bat wider than she is tall with tits to match, now can I

You could if you weren’t a fucking coward

quacula:

thestuffedalligator:

thestuffedalligator:

“So you collect ghosts?”

“Not intentionally. Ghosts are just drawn to me. I’m a ghost sponge. A ghost magnet. When I’m hired to check out a haunted house, I walk in and take all the ghosts with me when I leave. And if it turns out there’s a demon the ghosts eat ‘em. It’s a very efficient system.”

“…Say that last part again.”

“The ghosts eat the demons. Like a pack of hyenas taking down a wildebeest. I’ve seen the ghost of a 90-year-old Ukrainian babushka tear apart a demon with her teeth.”

“Wouldn’t that be the other way around? I thought demons would be more powerful than ghosts.”

One ghost, sure. But they’re never prepared to take on fifty ghosts at once. Especially if I bring Olga.”

outofcontextdiscord:

kolbye:

hokuto-ju-no-ken:

pukicho:

bog-dweller-official:

pukicho:

boob-a-chu:

trilllizard420:

pukicho:

trilllizard420:

pukicho:

Doctor: $140,000 a year

Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year

i think you’re lowballing the furry art amount tbh

I’m sorry for the inaccuracies, Doctor Yiff

no matter how I respond to this I don’t look good, well played. i walked right into that

Well, furry artists are typically more competent and courteous than your average doctor, so I can see that.

Did you just legitimately tell me that a person who draws wolf ass is more competent than a dude who spent 8+ years in a university to give you your lung transplant?

doctors are bullshit and furry artists perform an infinitely more valuable service to society compared to them

You will die in 7 days

It took doctor’s like 10 years to diagnose what was wrong with me, some insisting I was faking for attention while a furry artist I knew just went “that sounds like crohn’s” after hearing me complain once and ended up being right

Also I can’t go to a doctor and ask them to draw Rouge the Bat wider than she is tall with tits to match, now can I

You could if you weren’t a fucking coward

dg-kino:

shaaknaa:

vrumblr:

spaceshipsandpurpledrank:

It’s amazing how much baking you can do when you follow all the goddamn directions. Baking is not a category in which you can fuck around unless you have tons of experience.

“Cooking is an art, but baking is a science.”

“i am a god” in the most neutral possible tone

whydidisavethistomyphone:

theprofessional-amateur:

alexseanchai:

jesters-armed:

liminalweirdo:

bemusedlybespectacled:

stereotypecollector:

beemovieerotica:

today in “google AI is fucking useless because it hallucinates things that never happened”, i bought a couple CVS thermometers that have both been acting up, tried to search if there had been a problem with the whole product line:

there is no record of this product recall. it did not happen. the date “feb 8 2024” is the date someone listed a thermometer for sale on ebay.

Google’s trying to save you the time spent clicking on a site full of AI-generated SEO garbage by presenting the AI-generated garbage right up front! Such efficiency.

#so google probably uses chatgpt right? #because for some time now chatgpt has done this #become utterly insane and make up random bullshit #and nobody knows why

I was under the impression that we did know why: AI isn’t actually a brain and can’t actually think or understand information, so it has no concept of something being true or not, or what markers indicate truth or falsity, or how to synthesize information. It’s putting a bunch of words in a jar, shaking the jar, and then dumping it out, and acting like that means the jar knows how to talk.

Like, in this case, OP asked for information about a recall. The AI knows that, throughout the entire internet, the word “recall” usually is surrounded by information like a date or a number, so it gives you a date and a number. It doesn’t know what a date is or what it’s for or what it means. (It also apparently doesn’t know the difference between “recall” as in “removing a dangerous product from the shelves” and “recall” as in “remembering,” since it smooshes the two together)

what’s that thing again that you can put into ublock that blocks all the ai results from google?

On Github is The Huge AI Blocklist for UblockOrigin. You can import it, the linked ReadMe gives a description on howto.

[ID mostly by @homunculusalphonse : A photo of the Google search results for the phrase “cvs thermometers recall”: “On February 8, 2024, CVS Health recalled its rigid tip digital thermometer with memory recall and fever alarm. The thermometers have a memory recall feature that stores the previous temperature. The item number for the recall is 375235991489.” Both the links attached to this text are from eBay and Pinterest. This module does say “AI overviews are experimental”, in much smaller font. /End ID]

The uBlockOrigin AI blocklist above is super helpful y’all.

Try this as well

https://udm14.com/

fellowshipofthenoodles:

Dizzy, the cream, yellow and brown ball python, resting and leaning out of her enclosure while flicking her tongue. ALT
Dizzy, the cream, yellow and brown ball python, resting and leaning out of her enclosure while flicking her tongue. ALT
Dizzy, the cream, yellow and brown ball python, resting and leaning out of her enclosure while flicking her tongue. ALT
Dizzy, the cream, yellow and brown ball python, resting and leaning out of her enclosure while flicking her tongue. ALT

Dizzy has a single tiny piece of lint where her brain should be and I love that for her

Dizzy is a rehome, we do not support the breeding or selling of spider morph ball pythons.

sitronsangbody:

For those wondering: every fat person you know

- is aware that they’re fat

- has heard of the health risks associated with fatness

- has most likely heard of the diet / drug / surgery / product you’re considering recommending to them

- will have their guard up whenever they’re around you if you make attempts to “fix” their fatness

dimentiorulesblog:

“Autistic people need special accommodations” and “autistic people should not be infantilized and talked down to” are schools of though that can and should co-exist.

trashdogpenultimate:

i have an appointment to play with my toys tomorrow sorry

caats:

cannibalchicken:

i assume you are kind of a loser

theblackparadeisdead:

Well man this is tumblr

shutyourmoustache:

The fact that he’s not actually struggling but just learned a habit from watching his human buddy snap bamboo is so precious.

saltyleftlip:


Keep reading

pwesident:

pwesident:

dont talk to me til ive fucked my coffee

[single loud slosh followed by Tom & Jerry yell]

saltyleftlip:


Keep reading

official-lucifers-child:

we’re passionate tonight about animal and plant products apparently. very good. very good.

color-assigner:

syntaxaero:

grabs your hand. you’ve had enough plot and exposition and character development lately im taking you to the beach episode

#EAEACD

teruterusky:

teruterusky:

btw the thing she couldn’t ignore was someone calling her out for saying anti-depressants/hormone therapy are only perscribed by lazy doctors

Update:

J.K. Rowling is apparently now filing a defamation lawsuit against someone who made fun of her for saying this, which means its time to spread this like wildfire!

falsedetective:

This particular thing was lifted from a Reddit comment, I can’t find the post with the contest, but it was

plaidos:

hey girl i mean any pronouns

noncompliantbi-deactivated20241:

cosmicretreat:

In fact the organic protest was carried out by a teenage Claudette Colvin. She was dark skinned and pregnant so the NAACP didn’t want to use her as the face for the movement. It was mostly for their image-based activism but also it protected her. She still got involved with the movement though just not front and center.


She’s alive today. None of the horrors and indignities we faced are that long ago and many are still ongoing.

vnynv:

balaclava-trismegistus:

im able to understand the humor in the cyber truck sucking ass in a historical context. as though i am from the future. imagine learning about this. the first “cyber truck” just sucks absolute dick. people mistake it for a dumpster. it will kill you if it has the opportunity. this is a futurama gag.

Hey are you offended by the word bitch? I'm going to send you a hate anon, but I saw that you go by she/her and I respect women

gayvampyr:

willgrahamscock:

willgrahamscock:

don’t let anything stop u from being a hater king

take your time

charlesoberonn:

marauders4evr:

salytierra:

ardent-38:

charlesoberonn:

Zuko: And finally, allow me to introduce the Avatar, Aang.

Aang: Ambassador Aang.

Zuko: Ambassador of what? You’re the only member of your nation.

Aang: And whose great-grandpa’s fault is that?

Zuko: Touche, ambassador.

Aang: I changed my mind now I’m King Aang.

Zuko: What.

Aang: King of the Air Nomad.

Zuko: That doesn’t even make any- whatever. Let’s just proceed with the meeting.

Vice President Aang

Zuko: Wait, who’s the president then?

Aang: *lifts baby Tenzin*

Aang: Don’t forget Lord Momo of the Momo Dynasty.

Zuko: I am not calling him that.

Aang: You’re disrespecting his dynasty, Zuko.

Zuko: Since when does he have a dynasty?

Aang: Well, most of it is gone, now.

Zuko:

Aang: Because of your great grandfather.

Zuko through gritted teeth: Your Momoness.

This post broke containment

not-wizard-council-aristocrat:

“Oh no, they’re too WEIRD to be part of the queer commu-” BITCH WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK “QUEER” MEANS?!?!

uncomfortablecliche:

000l:

girlhood is touching your necklace whenever you feel nervous

me when im absolutely not corrupted by the amulet

a-sentient-cup:

alright, making a second post just because of how wretched the experience of me trying to find a job has been

it has been close to a year since i was fired from my previous job, and i haven’t been able to find work since so i have been living off my savings for that long.

Despite that i have been doing my best to actually enjoy what i can in life, even if that has meant making financial decisions that realistically would’t be the best at the moment.

My visit to my girlfriend helped the building stress that i have had since then but unfortunately it has returned with seeing just how hard it is to get a job. It would’ve been nice i didn’t have to exchange that joy for shortening how long i can still say i have money

I know my savings won’t last forever, and especially since there is a planned *move* over to her some time in the near future. I would prefer to have the option to go without too much hassle or burdening those who i am living with with too many of the things i can’t bring. That’s just assuming my savings will even last long enough for it to stay a real consideration instead of it turning back into something that was once impossibly far away.

I hate how the more time goes by it starts feeling more and more impossible for me to be back safely. I know it’s safer for me there and it just highlighted how alone i feel here, but i am holding n with everything i have until i am back in her arms again and to stay

I don’t regret my actions up to now, but i think that it would be preferred if i could be able to more comfortably say i can at least get to somewhere i want to be instead of this growing hellscape that was both through other’s actions and my own.

I know that the money could go to better places than me, and likewise i hate asking to begin with, but here’s a ko-fi link: https://ko-fi.com/a_sentient_cup

meleeon:

eliluminado7:

HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!

source!

How do I come out to my parents as bi?

pukicho:

pukicho:

You just did, son. We still love you.

I love you, my same-aged son

the-haiku-bot:

shawn-spencestar:

the-lovely-planet-earth:

the-red-planet-mars:

yahooo-official:

yep-definitely-savers:

totallytesco:

little-lee-froggie:

elgringo300:

lowes-core-waifu:

poisonousquinzel:

monkeymug:

vicariouslylivingx:

jadehariey:

durbikins:

oh yeah, with the new size limit for .gifs this thing can finally be posted

image

what the fuck

I just….?

TREASURE THIS POST. IT ONLY APPEARS ON YOUR DASH ONCE IN A BLUE MOON I SWEAR

forget posting cringe to scare off Twitter folks, we just gotta make this appear to be the constant vibe here and we’ll be good skdjskksks

what the fuck did I just watch

I felt like this after watching The Lighthouse

my new favourite movie

what did i just watch

I’ve seen this so many times by now and I STILL do not have a single clue what’s happening here.

what did i just witness

new life cuts off a part of older life- creation and destruction are the rivals that can only dance when the other dances.

what did i just witness-

Oh my God this is a sign if it appears on your dash reblog it

Oh my God this is

a sign if it appears on

your dash reblog it

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

biocrafthero:

crystallizedtwilight:

People I met for a few moments that live in my head forever.

Babe are you okay? You reblogged crystallizedtwilight’s Strangers that live with me forever. again

biocrafthero:

crystallizedtwilight:

People I met for a few moments that live in my head forever.

Babe are you okay? You reblogged crystallizedtwilight’s Strangers that live with me forever. again