youngvlcanoes:

i need a hug and six months of sleep

gayboygaming:

This is the funniest thing ive seen today. Yes thank you, that truly was one of my finest posts

theconcealedweapon:

post-uwuifier:

boushty-deactivated20250227:

“can mutuals DM you?” Is this a joke, I’d rub up on some of them like a cat.

“can muwutuaws DM yoo? OwO” is dis a joke, I’d wub up on some of dem wike a cat UwU

This post has been UwU-ified!

sillycourtjester:

I was dissassociating in my english class and somehow thought that a new meme was taking overused memes with text labels and just slapping joe biden in the corner labeled as joe biden. Like this:

aspennntree:

jumpingjaverts:

jumpingjaverts:

jumpingjaverts:

jumpingjaverts:

whats the difference between outlaws and inlaws

outlaws are wanted

come on reblog this my grandma told me this joke and was convinced she was going to be famous on tumblr for it

every time my mom and grandma get into an argument my grandma says “excuse me pamela i am famous on the tumbler”

@hellsite-hall-of-fame @hellsite-hall-of-girlfriend

she is famous on the tumbler it’s gotta be archived

gracepostsmemes:

Baby’s gonna be AFAB (Assigned Finland at Birth)

silentstar:

This meme except they’re nice friends supporting each other :)

hyperoperationfractallisation:

currentlycryingaboutlancelot:

currentlycryingaboutlancelot:

currentlycryingaboutlancelot:

currentlycryingaboutlancelot:

currentlycryingaboutlancelot:

shoutout to my brother for setting me up for this

guys if you keep reblogging this i’m gonna have to tell him it blew up on tumblr and my credibility from this comeback will instantly plummet

oh no this is still getting notes

this broke 10,000 notes so

results are in. no I can’t tell him about this I can’t do it

pussy

ospreyonthemoon:

skipppppy:

contact-guy:

sherlock holmes deduces you are trans before you’ve figured it out yourself and refers to you with those pronouns and then when you look confused is like “ah…had you not arrived at that conclusion yet?” and wafts away in his dressing gown to smoke seventeen pipes, leaving you in a gender crisis

Hercule Poirot deduces you are trans by accident because he suspected you of murder and broke into your house and searched your stuff then puts 2 and 2 together when Hastings makes an innocuous observation about your fashion sense or something and he jumps up and cries “mon dieu!!!” before striding over to you kissing you on both cheeks and saying “ah, cher ami, you must live as you choose!” and then running off to confront the real culprit while you stand there in befuddlement

Columbo deduces you’re trans from context clues while he’s talking to you about the area, immediately uses your preferred pronouns and starts telling you about his cousin, who’s also transgender, and how they got this job doing security, and how they told him that a security guard always locks up, and asks you if the guard locked up last night, and isn’t it weird the place was open? And you’re like, well, someone else must have opened it up. Maybe the guy in charge? He has a spare key. And then he nods and goes “the guy in charge has a spare key… well, how about that?” And then he offers you a cigar and wanders off, and a day later your boss gets arrested for murder.

realgoogleclassroom:

very-real-australia:

snakeboxed:

two-entire-bits:

sodium-bitch:

nick-nonya:

ti0mumu:

harperhug:

abraxasrinbalt:

grimeclown:

velvetys:

How is bnha anime of the decade…… they aren’t even anime of the hour of the minute of the second

The notes on this post were so toxic that staff just axed em

1969………

Yes, when the original post is deleted from the server (not just the blog, but the Tumblr servers), there is no root post for notes to be added onto, and also no root post for time to be counted from, so it starts from zero. Most computer operating systems use Unix, which was launched in 1971 with t.he epoch date of midnight on January 1, 1970 as 1. Therefore zero is one second behind that date: December 31, 1969. Also, very unfortunately, this also means nobody except you and anyone you reblog it to will see this explanation, as you cannot open the notes to see comments when there are no notes.

Tumblr is truly one of the webbed sites ever

ohmg

Not the 0 note post

yes the 0 note post

maybe the 0 note post

very-real-australia:

snakeboxed:

the-red-planet-mars:

taketwo1983:

tf2addictedman:

paranoid-android-official-deact:

(also, if that photo has multiple fictional characters, all of the fictional characters in that photo will be your roomates.)

(sorry if you don’t like this content, I just saw one of those “fictional character in photo roll” posts, and thought I would make one.)

it may not go quite well

Oh no?

ALL OF MR SPHERICALS COUNTRYBALLS

NOOOOOOO

NOO ITS MOTHER FUCKING

what is that image

Fuckibg hell

demigods-posts:

outofuse-sorry:

SPOILER FOR PJ

I’m probably not the first person to figure this out, but it just clicked for me. Percy Jackson never technically made a decision that would be the rise or fall of Olympus on his 16th birthday, he made one the day before. This is because he never actually turned sixteen. He, multiple times, got stuck in places where time was warped, like the lotus casino, and calypso island. He physically, never turned sixteen.

Instead, at the beginning of SoN, where he finds Juno (Hera) he makes the big choice of going into the water into safety or bringing her to Camp Jupiter. Thats roughly 2months after the Battle of Manhattan, as we don’t know how long went by before he went missing. In SoN, he said he’d been on the run for 2 months. If you go and add up the times where he was frozen in time, like calypso and the casino those two are 3 weeks, probably a little over a month including the Labyrinth.

This is a strong hypothetical, but if you went back and added up all the times he was frozen, my hypothesis assumes that they would add ip to, or near the rough two months between SoN and TLO. Don’t quote me on this, this is a stupid theory I’ve thought about before. Also, First post of Tumblr!

oh this is incredibly interesting.

infectiouspiss:

nudity isn’t inherently sexual but when the nudity is sexual BARK BARK BARK BARK you know?

piendish:

piendish:

piendish:

hte real april foule… was you.

for thinkjghing I did not care abou you.

my friende.

its-sanrio-official:

walmart-the-official:

jay-of-all-trades-deactivated20:

walmart-the-official:

evil-vampire-official:

cargopantsman:

corvodumpy:

corvoda:

corvodumpy:

I got a mental health wellness app and decided my first entry was going to be about a videogame I played that day

No no no we can’t make this a holiday I beg you

ROXIE.

happy flesh prison friday

Yo I love flesh prison friday

FLESH PRISON FRIDAY GAYMERS WHOOOOOOOOH

HAPPY FLESH PRISON FRIDAY <3

FLESH PRISON FRIDAY AGAIN YIPPEEEE

FLESH PRISON FRIDAYYYY

its-sanrio-official:

raintalon82:

TADC storybook AU

I made another page here

ouuuu

raintalon82:

Damn you guys really like the storybook AU. Here’s another. Let me know if you have ideas for more pages.

codexcorporis:

codexcorporis:

you guys realize ‘reblog bait’ is a trigger tag for psychosis that can be set off by posts that say things like ‘reblog this or your dog dies’ ‘reblog this or you’ll never be happy again’ ‘reblog this to win a million dollars’ and not for posts like ‘hey rb this and put in the tags x thing’ right

okay since some people in the notes are confused, and to be fair I didn’t word this post very well, here’s some examples on how to tag things

reblog bait: reblog this and you’ll have good luck for 10 years

reblog game: reblog and put your favorite color in the tags

reblog bait: if you don’t reblog this, we can’t be mutuals

reblog game: reblog to give your mutuals a stuffed animal

reblog bait: you’re a terrible person if you don’t share this, I don’t care about your blogs aesthetic

reblog game: reblog and tell me if you’re right or left handed

basically, just think. is the post giving a threat, ultimatum or guilt trip? if so, it goes under reblog bait! a post saying to reblog but doesn’t have anything like the above would go under reblog game. hope this clears stuff up

intersectionalpraxis:

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[original post that sof’s library (@/folkoftheshelf) is reacting to: Globe Eye News reports: “White House says no "genocide” happening in Gaza.“ May 13, 2024]

checkerboardfloorwork:

moth

malwarechips:

i love it when moths are shaped like this and rthen you get them in a glass to let them outside and you see them from underneath and they look like this

kosmogrl:

bisexual-engineer-guy:

attackofthegiantleeches:

degeneration-design-doctor:

jheselbraum:

yandere-angela:

yandere-angela:

i love finding out the meaning of slangs for “attractive woman” in various languages

chick (english) - baby chicken
Schnecke (german) - snail/slug
sild (danish) - herring
fıstık (turkish) - pistachio
тёлочка (russian) - heifer
ծիտ (armenian) - sparrow

Girls night

Yet more unrealistic body standards for women 🙄😤

Yeah I’d be down to be called a snail or a herring

“Who’s my good little pistachio nut?”

troythecatfish:

Continue Escalating

raccoon-piss:

nemuwii:

i dont think whites understand how being white makes literally everything easier.

it effects everything.

being trans is easier when youre white.

being gay is easier when youre white.

being disabled is easier when youre white.

being a woman is easier when youre white.

being autistic is easier when youre white.

oppression is eased when you are white, as you get extra privileges, and your whiteness is seen as a positive characteristic that in some ways counter-balances your other forms of being a minority. whiteness controls everything.

you are automatically way more innocent in your own oppression as a gay, trans, disabled person because of your whiteness.

never forget this.

three things:

1. it’s true

2. white people get pissed when i bring this up/wear this shirt

3. the comments to this thread melted my fucking eyeballs seriously why the fuck are y’all like this

your-favorite-closeted-bi:

stalksships:

cryptidjeepers:

Love the idea that Velma clocks Shaggy even before he realizes it and tries to be supportive by calling him “sir” BUT…!

Shaggy, even at such a tender age, insists he’ll never be a “sir” and after he’s older, he explains it’s because “a Sir is someone who works for The Man” and he’s just not about that.

oh my fucking god Oh My Fucking God OH MY FUCKJNG GOD YES

rainbowgod666:

amayikes:

homestucktrashnow-deactivated20:

hiring a wizard to break whatever curse is holding henry kissingers shitty body together and laughing with childish glee as he instantly collapses into individual limbs like a lego character

Posts that become infinitely funnier with timestamps hall of fame

48 hours guaranteed i see

agentleem:

monsterfucker-research-wizard:

villainessbian:

hexpolls:

lemme just

Do you remember why you followed prev?

Yes

No

See Results

#you followed me and im pretty sure you’re the main of slutty-wizard-council

every week people forget that I told them I’m the main of the SWC

No I’m pretty sure I figured that out myself and I don’t think you told me, but I have the worst memory, so…

Wait villanessbian you are slutty wizard????????

faustandfurious:

faustandfurious:

faustandfurious:

Still remember when a homo- and transphobic acquaintance tried to bring up JKR’s views on trans people in conversation and I shut it down with «oh yeah she’s been saying a lot of dumb shit on Twitter after she finished writing Harry Potter, like when she claimed Dumbledore was gay, just to be politically correct», which made it absolutely impossible for him to admit that he agreed with anything JKR had ever said. Sometimes you just have to weaponise people’s homophobia against their transphobia.

Other ways to stop family members/acquaintances from going on bigoted rants:

• «Isn’t this all a bit silly? I mean, I’m more concerned about the economy/the war in Ukraine/covid/my job» - weaponised whataboutism
• «Do you work with a lot of trans people? Because it seems like this is a problem you frequently encounter in everyday life from the way you talk about it» and when they say they don’t, follow up with «well then I don’t see what you’re making such a fuss about»
• «Idk, I haven’t been much on social media lately, I think Twitter is a waste of time» - make them feel like they’re the ones who are terminally online
• «Idk, I’m not that concernced with other people’s genitals and sex lives» - creep shaming

The point is that I’ve used all of these in various contexts and they’ve saved a good number of dinner table conversations from derailing into pointless debating. You don’t de-radicalise friends and family members by entering into political discussions they initiate just to stir up shit. You de-radicalise them by shifting the focus away from their shitty opinions and onto the things you have in common and the practical everyday stuff that exists outside their internet echo chambers.

bogleech:

despazito:

despazito:

despazito:

thinking about that kakapo egg that got crushed but the conservation team patched it up and it survived

life will persist against all odds

For those who don’t follow kakapo conservation, they are critically endangered parrots who only breed on years where the rimu tree they rely on meet a certain threshold of fruit production. One breeding season in 4 years can be typical, and about half of all eggs laid by kakapo are infertile (they still aren’t completely certain why, it could be a recent population bottleneck) so each fertile egg is worth its weight in gold.

This was one of only 5 fertile eggs laid on the Whenua Hou island population in the 2014 breeding season and it got crushed by its mother on accident. It was mended with glue and tape and incubated by the rangers until hatching.

At 150 days old kakapo chicks are officially added to the population total and given a unique name, until then they are given their mother’s name and a number for birth order laid in the clutch. This chick was known as Lisa-one before officially being given the name Ruapuke by local indigenous Ngai Tahu people.Here he is grown up:

It’s sad when a species is so rare we know them all individually but at the same time I love that you can point at this one bird and say oh that’s Ruapuke, his mom sat on him too hard

spaghetti-o-fficial:

kittybroker:

beetlekermit:

kallistoi:

phcking-detective:

knifekris:

knifekris:

my cats name is шарик (SHA-reek, roll the r) but his legal name is soap just to make it easier on americans and also its a cute name. anyways the vet called him “mr. soap” which i really appreciated

baby boy!

me, escorting this beautiful boy onto my blog: Right this way, Mr. Soap.

[image description: a photo of a fluffy grey cat sitting on the floor and looking up at the camera]

@kittybroker how much for this bearded fella?

Clean and tidy Mr soap a real exemplary kitty! Get this beautiful boy for yourself, now for only $24.65!

HI MR. SOAP

gravitytrips:

viralfrog:

One of my favorite genres: young married couples being adorable

satellites-halo:

You should include intersex people in your activism not bc we prove bio essentialists are wrong but bc we are people who deserve rights 👍

communistkenobi:

zoethesportsblog:

listen listen. when you see a deactivated blog and the url says *url*-deactivatedyyyymmdd that person deactivated voluntarily. if it says just the url and the blog is deactivated that means they got terminated by staff.

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circleturk:

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bricky-b:

iicraft505:

iicraft505:

iicraft505:

Compilation of people holding things that shouldn’t be held, please add more if you have any

@chai-cow-ski

@is-the-snake-video-cute looks like a coral snake (blunt nose) but double checking- is it ?

That’s indeed a coral snake, good ID!!

This thread is full of the luckiest people on the planet, I think. Also goes to show just how calm even venomous snakes are - coral snakes rarely bite unless you’re actively harassing them - and how important it is to make sure your ID as non-venomous is 1000% certain before picking up any wild snake.

kira-serialfaggot:

ilan:

mammalidentifier:

poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts:

escuerzoresucitado:

Whoa mama! The big yapper some sort of cat! ✓

Serval (Leptailurus serval). You can’t get much more cat than that!

fixing-bad-posts:

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