May 2024

tweets-i-have-saved-on-my-phone:

somethingusefulfromflorida:

The day some billionaire buys Wikipedia, we’re screwed.

lycanthropthy:

wikipedia antis dni

anonymous-ivplay:

I literally cannot think of a better name for the Roman god of penises

escuerzoresucitado:

wikipedia:

samble-moved:

the vibe of this is so funny

this sounds like a great idea actually

reginaldqueribundus:

this will never not be funny

wikipedia:

tumblr told me ive liked 250 posts thanks tumblr im glad u can count how many times i’ve been a menace to someone on here because they tagged a post with “wikipedia” not thinking i, someone not actually related to wikipedia at all, would decide to come along and like it or reply to it or reblog it

atlxolotl:

minyicho:

i love wikipedia

rainemanisfake:

dduane:

“…the sight of Elon Musk charging towards Wikipedia with his trademark guile and delicacy was so predictable that it was almost relaxing. He saw a collective resource that people prized and he wanted to hurt it.”

Thoth knows Wikipedia’s not perfect, but I’d sooner have it handy than not have it.

maldemer:

a wikipedia poem on software entropy

prokopetz:

I don’t always agree with the decisions of Wikipedia’s volunteer editors, but having learned that their decision on how to handle the James Somerton situation was to deem him non-notable and turn his article into a redirect to a brief writeup of Hbomberguy’s plagiarism investigation – well, like I said, this may not be a good decision, but in context it’s an extremely funny one.

memories:

You ever just… yell about #the everything crisis??

james-webb-space-telescope:

This first image from NASA’s James Webb Space Telescope is the deepest and sharpest infrared image of the distant universe to date. Known as Webb’s First Deep Field, this image of galaxy cluster SMACS 0723 is overflowing with detail. Thousands of galaxies – including the faintest objects ever observed in the infrared – have appeared in Webb’s view for the first time. This slice of the vast universe covers a patch of sky approximately the size of a grain of sand held at arm’s length by someone on the ground.

katebushstandean:

my dad is so funny he’ll cut out newspaper articles that he thinks i’d be interested in or that are relevant to a conversation we’ve had and print out whole wikipedia pages about some part of it that he was excited about and write a little letter about it and paperclip them all together and mail it to me and it’s such a waste of paper but it’s so sweet that i can’t even be annoyed about it

afterword:

afterword:

hey dude im on Loves You island and all of your friends are here too. what time are u planning on getting here? we are gonna order pizza

#maybe u didnt mean it this way op but as someone who struggles a lot with self-loathing and bullying myself #I read this as we are all waiting for you to join us in loving you #crying btwALT

this is exactly the way i meant it :) the sooner u love urself the sooner we can all play mario kart btw. but its ok if u take a while. we are not going anywhere

memories:

hello lukadjo

brighhton:

you’d be a rat. jerma you’re a rat. i think you’d be a rat 🐀

kushblazer666:

escuerzoresucitado:

wolfsteax:

their question was foreign, I could not understand

ladydedlock:

hey fellow Europeans (EU), just a friendly and mildly concerned reminder that in less than a month, the European elections are taking place. it’s an election with a historically low turnout, but one that is just as important as any other, if not more. the composition of the EU parliament determines the political direction of the EU, and has an impact on all 27 countries through directives and regulations that get voted.

we cannot let far right extremist parties get an even bigger stronghold there than they already do. sadly, there are very significant threats of exactly that happening from many countries.

so please, if you are an EU citizen living in the EU and are of voting age, check the modalities to vote in your country of residence, and make sure to make your voice heard.

ladydedlock:

hey fellow Europeans (EU), just a friendly and mildly concerned reminder that in less than a month, the European elections are taking place. it’s an election with a historically low turnout, but one that is just as important as any other, if not more. the composition of the EU parliament determines the political direction of the EU, and has an impact on all 27 countries through directives and regulations that get voted.

we cannot let far right extremist parties get an even bigger stronghold there than they already do. sadly, there are very significant threats of exactly that happening from many countries.

so please, if you are an EU citizen living in the EU and are of voting age, check the modalities to vote in your country of residence, and make sure to make your voice heard.

sillyman-justgoofy:

not a big fan of AI but this is a top 10 video of all time for me

ladydedlock:

hey fellow Europeans (EU), just a friendly and mildly concerned reminder that in less than a month, the European elections are taking place. it’s an election with a historically low turnout, but one that is just as important as any other, if not more. the composition of the EU parliament determines the political direction of the EU, and has an impact on all 27 countries through directives and regulations that get voted.

we cannot let far right extremist parties get an even bigger stronghold there than they already do. sadly, there are very significant threats of exactly that happening from many countries.

so please, if you are an EU citizen living in the EU and are of voting age, check the modalities to vote in your country of residence, and make sure to make your voice heard.

catchymemes:

dreamduality:

should I give him 🍟?

prudencepaccard:

prudencepaccard:

these tags are so incredible

dilfsisko:

you there. high quality production youtube channel with a team of people. why are your captions autogenerated.

tumbrunes:

slashercatz:

macademmia:

a-maiz-ing:

bururaji:

The voice acting didn’t have to hit like that

you have to unmute the voice acting is Oscar worthy

he sounds like an anime villain

Glorious voice acting but can we also acknowledge

“Mario is not a real game”

Mario.

The granddaddy of video game popularity

The big kahuna of every single mainstream console launch since 1986

Nintendo’s Ride or Die bitch

Is not a real game.

forgottensonicfacts:

forgottensonicfacts:

While most of the anthropomorphic characters in the Sonic the Hedgehog series are either scaled up or down in size to more naturally scale with one another, Storm the Albatross has the unique distinction of being a reasonable length for his species. Standing at 140 cm (4’ 7"), Storm is just slightly above the average height of the real-world wandering albatross.

As a fun aside, the seabirds that can be seen flying around the Starfall Islands in Sonic Frontiers (2022) are albatrosses.

lukadjo:

Okay I gotta find out what you think-

Addiction is almost always,

a moral failure.

a compulsion.

a coping mechanism.

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promostuff-art:

toothshock:

ayscl:

deep sea creature

painted this thang

chucktaylorupset:

gummybard:

clementiens:

this started as a joke but then i started actually thinking about it and now im really annoyed that IDs have this one letter that doesnt mean anything for cis people and is a huge pain in the ass for trans people when we could instead have literally lifesaving information so emergency medical services could just check ur wallet to see which blood to give you so you dont die or whatever But No

replace genders with blood types

dare to imagine a world where govt issue identification that days whether u are A, B, or O

dredsina:

Ive said this before but swear the biggest skill to learn as an adult is how to resist high-pressure sales tactics. You do NOT have to answer questions with anything other than “Sorry I’m not interested.” No matter how nice they are or no matter how many follow up questions they ask or even how agitated they get when you stand your ground. Just keep saying I’m not interested. Don’t answer their questions. Don’t give them an opening to try to push back on your reasons. Be a fucking brick wall of I’m not interested.

1hoverman0k:

Otra víctima del Chupacabras

destiel-news-channel:

[Image ID: The Destiel confession meme edited so that Dean answers ‘There’s a petition to ban conversion therapy in the EU’ to Cas’ 'I love you’. /End ID]

If you are a citizen in the EU please sign this petition:

destiel-news-channel:

[Image ID: The Destiel confession meme edited so that Dean answers ‘There’s a petition to ban conversion therapy in the EU’ to Cas’ 'I love you’. /End ID]

If you are a citizen in the EU please sign this petition:

inthesensethat:

one-time-i-dreamt:

aingealbites:

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one-time-i-dreamt:

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one-time-i-dreamt:

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gay-david-tennant:

one-time-i-dreamt:

not a dream

what the duck is a blorbo

What does a stock photo of some random guy brooding have to do with my question

i’m so sorry to tell you that’s not some random guy brooding, that’s jensen ackles, the guy who played dean winchester in supernatural. i think this may be a screenshot from the show.

My mom calls him pouty and the other one squeezy

thank you, I didn’t do it intentionally

on the one hand im honored that my tags got noticed but on the other hand now everyone can see the fact that i got misha collins and jensen ackles mixed up

in my defense they look exactly the same

In your defense when you said this was Misha Collins I immediately believed you that this was his name instead of Jensen Shackles

This post gives off vintage Tumblr vibes

No the real vintage tumblr would already add at least one supernatural gif to the post

this happened an Hour ago

I’m sorry, I need to bring us back around to pouty and squeezy because that’s perfect and I love it

*tries to fit this gif in here somewhere*

THAT’S SQUEEZY!

he sure pouts a lot its the perfect name

I couldn’t find the right image to explain why my mom called the other one squeezy (because he often kept his lips “tightly squeezed”, according to her) so here’s this image instead

this post is from… *check notes* yesterday?

Ok, but what is a blorbo?

I HAVE BEEN INFORMED BY MY MOM THAT I (ACCIDENTALLY) LIED TO YOU ALL

TURNS OUT, SOME 18 OR SO YEARS AGO MY MOM AND AUNT DECIDED TO GIVE SUPERNATURAL A GO AND STARTED WATCHING THE FIRST SEASON TOGETHER AND IT WAS MY AUNT, NOT MY MOM, WHO GAVE POUTY AND SQUEEZY THEIR NICKNAMES

I must add that my aunt is the kind of person who cares not about pop culture

exxonmobil-official:

totally-peacock-i-swear:

100percent-shell-oil:

undeniably-chevron:

anexperimentallife:

bellybuttonblue2:

The best way to fight climate change is to destroy capitalism.

😰

I HAVE NEVER DONE ANYTHING BAD EVER STFU

@exxonmobil-official

For once you’re not the problem!

Good job, honey!


💛🧡❤️💜💙💚

So proud of you,

~Peacock

Here’s a list of things I did do.

itisiives:

one-time-i-dreamt:

averyintrovertedfangirl:

one-time-i-dreamt:

there was a time when one-time-i-dreamt couldn’t even recognise jensen ackles in that “what the duck is a blorbo” post and now you’re posting the werepire marriage. celebration is in order

This one is for all of you lil freaks (affectionate), I recognize the name of the show now and don’t even call him Jensen Shackles anymore

praise

wisphunt:

Dreams and nightmares

whysowise:

tragic

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Uh- Skibidi.

So mood.

you did not just fucking say skibidi

I did.

Because I have that W Ohio Rizz just like Hulu does.

y-you’ve been ruined…………………………………………………………………..

I’m doing it intentionally, despite my repulse at this Gen-Alpha slang. Someone need to assist in a takeover of the world.

sigh

@definitely-hulu uncle you’ve got an accomplice

I know! That’s my best friend

next time we go on a car ride we’re going to sing Descendants together


#skibbidi gyatt rizz level 10

GET OUT OF MY HEAD…

that’s not sigma

u got drake level 0 rizz

(through tears) wh;at the fuck is goin,g on,

Pandora, no swearing!

i’m sorry mom but you have to stop uncle hulu he’s being weird

I can’t.. He only listens to your Uncle, Syfy

i’m going to throw myself into the sea

Don’t say that!

HULU SHOULDNT SAY GEN ALPHA STUFF

shh, I’m witerally mewing rn

WHAT

THE

FUCK

Let me cook.

YOURE NOT WVEN COOKING THE FOOD IS RAW

That’s what the food companies want you to think.

SHUT THE FUCK UP

Didn’t your mama tell you not to swear

DIDNT YOUR MAMA TELL YOU TO GROW THE FUCK UP

I never met my mama. Neither did your mom.

@totally-peacock-i-swear

Pandora, what did I just tell you?

You know we don’t bring up your uncles’ and I’s mom.

>:( UGH I HATE THIS FAMILY

Hate is a strong word. Don’t be ugly now.

YOUR FACE IS UGLY

Excuse you?

I know you did not just say that to me.


@exxonmobil-official

Do not speak to your mother that way

oh, YOU can’t fucking tell me what to do

Pandora, did you think I wouldn’t see this?


Three weeks.

OTZ

NOOOOOOOOOO

Maybe you should think about your actions beforehand, then.

:( but hulu was creeping me outtttt

Your father, isn’t Hulu.

my father is mean and does genocide

So does other people

yeah and i’ll be just as mean to them

No you won’t. You want to be better than them, right?

i’m already better than them because i don’t do genocide

Cussing is verbal genocide.

no it definitely is not

I wouldn’t recommend arguing with me right now.

words don’t mass kill people and wipe out whole races and generations thats literally impossible that’s like common sense

what the fuck is going on why is this kind of shit taking over my crackfics i wanna read about gay rizz not angry parental arguments

i got grounded:( i can’t see my girflind fro:(((( three weeeeeeks:((((

damn that’s real sigma of you

kill me

that ain’t very rizzful of you…

kill me

bruh went sigma there 💀

@literally-hottopic girflibd HELP

what in the skididi gyatt happened here

quit gen alpha-ing my post-

….I’m gonna go chug 3 mugs of coffee real quick and see if I’m actually mentally stable enough to handle today.

homunculus-argument:

Peacocks are hilarious, really. They really are just like

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