May 2024

cellaspider:

yahooo-official:

yep-definitely-savers:

totallytesco:

little-lee-froggie:

elgringo300:

lowes-core-waifu:

poisonousquinzel:

monkeymug:

vicariouslylivingx:

jadehariey:

durbikins:

oh yeah, with the new size limit for .gifs this thing can finally be posted

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what the fuck

I just….?

TREASURE THIS POST. IT ONLY APPEARS ON YOUR DASH ONCE IN A BLUE MOON I SWEAR

forget posting cringe to scare off Twitter folks, we just gotta make this appear to be the constant vibe here and we’ll be good skdjskksks

what the fuck did I just watch

I felt like this after watching The Lighthouse

my new favourite movie

what did i just watch

I’ve seen this so many times by now and I STILL do not have a single clue what’s happening here.

what did i just witness

I’m going to have to ask what is going on here.

Why bother arguing in support of trans people if you’re not trans?

cellaspider:

10-days-of-freakin-olives:

willgrahamscock:

very simple concept called believing in human rights

And tonight we have: Humans caring about other humans for 500!

cellaspider:

kittensforbrowncoats:

artsy-biggirl:

Mobility assistance

Not physically disabled but seems pretty cool.

cellaspider:

skittle-boih:

yardsards:

yardsards:

yardsards:

hey, can my cat stay on your blog for a little while?

a transparent image of a short-haired orange tabby cat. she is lying on her side with her legs splayed out and her tail curled. her head is up and she is looking at the camera. she wears a blue floral collar with a bow and a silver nametag (its text is unreadable).ALT

i’m going out of town for the night and could use someone to watch her

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thank you, everyone

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oh jeepers, if i’d known she’d be travelling around this much, i’d’ve given her her leash

the same orange tabby cat, now wearing a black harness and leash. she is viewed from above and walking. the leash extends towards the viewer.ALT

make sure to hold on tight to her, okay?

Your cat is safe with me. Or is it?

cellaspider:

bisexual-airforce:

can someone tell me what the gay agenda was again I wasn’t paying attention in the meeting

Too busy doing… important… things… Something about ending homophobia. Also schools.

anguishworm:

softblockwashere-deactivated202:

My mom said cat boy rights

silly-baba:

oshun67:

Older Black gay men in long term relationships are rarely covered or seen by main stream media.

I love seeing husbands (:

rebels-cairn:

natalieironside:

My boyfriend was showing me his cat and I leaned over to kiss the cat on his soft little baby head and he went “meow” and scrambled away because I’d been wearing my headphones and I accidentally jabbed him with the microphone.

And I said “Damn, this is exactly like in the Iliad”

#explanation: this references the scene where Hektor the prince of troy goes to his wife after a battle and leans in to kiss his son #(who is still a baby and being held in andromache’s arms) #but his son cringes away in fear of his father’s battle helmet #it’s a gut wrenching scene about how war dehumanizes you and separates you from the people you love #this interpretation implies that being a gamer is analogous

cellaspider:

underwaterarcades:

gaydiskhorse:

baroquecourse:

gayvetforlife:

but… they’re not. Trans is short for “transitioning” which is to say you go from one gender to the other. Non-binary people are not transitioning to another gender. They’re just not moving from one to another.

trans is not and has never been short for transitioning you dumb hoe

trans is short for transgender dumbass

also for those who don’t get it, the creator of the trans flag herself (monica helms, to be exact) has stated verbally, herself, that the white stripe in the flag was for nonbinary individuals + that nonbinary ppl are absolutely trans

if you exclude nonbinary folks and tell us we’re not trans go fuck yourselves

I thought trans was literally anybody who isn’t cis. Like you could be MtF, FtM, ItM, ItF, ItX, MtX, FtX or whatever else there is. Plus it’s not like they don’t face discrimination and misgendering, with blanket transphobia against all non cis/openly trans people and nonbinary specific exorsexism.

cellaspider:

bigscaryd:

charlottan:

charlottan:

charlottan:

i honestly cant believe the normal amount of wanting to be another gender is zero. like arent you sick of yours yet lol

cis ppl how often do you consider being different gender/less gender/more gender

never

every few years

about once a year

about once a month

once or twice a week

daily

not cis

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people with cis mutuals rb this pleeeeaseee

There’s something of a misunderstanding of the cis experience here.

Part of masculinity under cisheteronormativity is to be actively under pressure to do it enough. To not be “girly.” I am 100% cis and I am not masc enough by this society’s (stupid) standards – part of this is racialized (in my case, the antisemitic stereotype of Jewish men as neurotic intellectuals devoid of real manliness (we do it to ourselves too: see Woody Allen and City Slickers)), parts of it are fatphobia and anti-intellectualism (neither fat men nor men with desk jobs are “real men”) and part of it is as a tool to police everyone else, as we can use misogyny, homophobia, and transphobia to “prove” we’re real men if we’re willing to hate the right way.

So yeah, I’m cis, and the only reason I picked “about once a month” rather than “daily” is because I’ve mostly addressed the drumbeat of “am I being masc enough? can I wear pink? can I safely tell these people I enjoy baking? can I go out for a drink and have one drink and not get made fun of for it?”

Any cis people in my orbit?

cellaspider:

ambrosiaque:

meow-moment:

gothdoggygirl:

this frame from the fallout tv show is so funny i nearly puked watching it

Should’ve been doctor prepper

minotaurfemme:

minotaurfemme:

minotaurfemme:

Help a trans woman pay her rent!

Hi! As you know, I’m getting mega fucked over by unemployment and have been without income for over a month now. Unfortunately I still need to eat and pay rent, which puts me in the spot where I need to beg for money multiple times a month just so I don’t starve.

If you would like to assist me so that me and my roommate’s don’t go bankrupt, any amount helps tremendously.

cashapp: $catgirlsgetpaid

venmo: catgirlsarereal

dm for paypal

0/750

150/750

Hi, sorry to pop up on your dash again but I just came down with the stomach flu and I need money to get food I can actually keep down for the next few days. My phone bill is also coming up so anything is appreciated.

150/850

riceoatswheatgrain:

apolladay:

Which is funnier?

Vanilla extract

I’m bald/some other nuanced answer/results

BTS Celibacy gif

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WHAT is BTS celibacy gif. Someone please explain

404-unfoundbymystudents:

theconcealedweapon:

Laughs all the way to “work stop for teachers is unlawful”

(legit “only work during paid hours” is unlawful apparently)

riceoatswheatgrain:

ghostsarefurious:

mysharona1987:

sapphymayeyeplease:

orthosispsychosis:

i forgot how fucking hilarious “informational” mental health diagrams can be.

A picture of a person’s legs in a bath with soapy water. The person is wearing black slacks and dress shoes, implying they’re wearing a suit. Text reads “Oh my god. This was so needed…” End Image ID.ALT

homosexual-mixture:

sigynpenniman:

gertritude-art:

nightly spiral

this is my favorite fuckin comic ever I have never seen something capture the experience so well

leroleroart:

Depression comic

tanjir0se:

What is your BIGGEST Toxic Writer Trait?

Any sentence can be a full paragraph long if u try hard and believe in yourself

Got so caught up in dialogue now idk what anyone is doing w their hands

Got so caught up in an action scene now no one has spoken for 10 pages

Abuse of one metaphor you thought was really good and now can’t stop using

WIPs Georg, who has over 1 million unfinished WIPs, is an outlier adn should n

It really WAS supposed to be a one shot this time (now a 200k word epic)

Abuse of a specific word/descriptor you just happen to like

No beta readers we post our barely edited drafts at 2am like MEN

OP how could you forget ___? (Tags)

All of these exactly 100% equally/show results/I’m bald

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Disclaimer these are just a small sampling of some possible writer traits I’ve noticed either in myself or in fics I read. Also consider a rb for sample size !

liluzimakivert:

quantum-wordsmith:

paperandpencilsandskips:

mammal-blogging:

Birds of Aotearoa! At the very least, a couple of them!

athenaevm-deactivated20250210:

archaicfirehydrants:

bacony-cakes:

athenaevm-deactivated20250210:

bacony-cakes:

athenaevm-deactivated20250210:

bacony-cakes:

athenaevm-deactivated20250210:

athenaevm-deactivated20250210:

aerial shot of the twin towersALT

oestrogen could’ve saved them 😿

YOUR ADDITIONS ARE WEAK

NONE OF YOU SAID “DOWN WITH CIS AIRBUS”

MAD AT U D:<

that’s because they were boeings

what do you think the oestrogen changed 😤

estrogen doesn’t change your race sorry

it can make you better than you were (depending on your gender ofc)

yeah but still it won’t change you from a boeing 767 to an airbus a310 or whatever you’ll just be a happier boeing 767

what about the oestrogen that changes you from a boeing 767 to an airbus a310

an astute question

xxacidnekoxx:

sophiasrant:

thinking about a mattpatt game theory style video about the identity of batman in the dc universe.

“We have to assume that Batman makes a certain amount of money to be able to have all of his gear and things like the batmobile. So let’s look at the number of millionaires and billionaires that live within Gotham city. From here we can safely rule out all women and the men below five foot eight as Batman is agreed upon as ‘fairly tall.’ Now we look at ages and knock out people above 50 and below 30 based on how long Batman has been on the job. This leaves a manageable number of people on our list. Some can be knocked off the list manually, like Bruce Wayne. *insert poorly edited picture of Brucie in a costume Batman mask.* We can also successfully scratch out the names of people who have been in the same room as Batman. Then we look at the realistic schedules of the people left…and. No one. Not a single person was left on the list. Of course this list wasn’t perfect, but you’d think we’d get at least one candidate. But the best the list got us was Brucie Wayne which… I don’t even have to tell you why that’s incorrect. Batman’s identity remains a mystery but uh I guess that’s the point.”

hedgehogoftime:

writing-prompt-s:

An old dragon just wants to be left alone, but the new village that just cropped up a few decades ago keep leaving gifts at his doorstep… and now they’ve just left a maiden!

Dragons, long lived and seldom born as they are, do not think as men do, in days and hours. Dragons think in years, decades, centuries. They blink, and five times has the world gone round the sun. They sleep, and a decade has passed. So, Varas paid little mind to the village built at the base of his mountain.

They were so tiny, really. These little places humans scraped out of the wild. fragile, even. This wasn’t even the first time a village had been built here. The first had come and gone so quickly he had not even noticed it until he had stomped through its ruins on one of his walks. Goblin raid, if he had had to wager. Nothing left but ash and bone.

So Varas paid them little heed and went back to his doings, flying, hunting, sleeping, pondering as Dragons are want to do.

If he had to pinpoint the moment things changed, it was when he had woken one day to find a thief robbing his hoard. A dragon’s hoard was his pride, and that could not stand. He had awoken in a rare fury, burning the thief to cinders, and casting his ruined form from his cave.

He supposed the body must have landed in the village, because soon after, things changed.

They started leaving him things. At first it was livestock. A cow, a goat, a drop in the bucket of his appetite. Still, they were appreciated. Food was food, and the livestock tasted good enough.

Then it was more exotic things, accompanying the livestock. Treasure. Rare books. Even fancy dresses. The treasure was appreciated, of course. The books even more so, his library was the pride of his hoard after all. He had no idea what to do with the dresses so he stashed them in the back of his hoard, thinking they might one day be of use.

It had been a status quo of sorts, one he had tolerated even as the village grew and grew, becoming a small town.

Then, some foolish knight had come to slay him That happened to Dragons, foolish humans thinking they could make themselves legends by slaying a dragon. Pah, only the greatest of humans earned that right, and their names were venerated even among the Dragons.

Sigurd, George, Heracles. Their names were etched in the memory of every Dragon. This knight was none of them. Some foolish vassal of a vassal with ahead too big for his own good. Varas had not even bothered with his fire. He had merely knocked the human off the cliff outside his cave and let the mountain do the rest.

After that, the humans left a girl.

-

He had just awoken, stretched and yawned, and found the usual offering of a swine and a box of treasure, but with them was a shivering slip of a girl in one of the fine dresses he was now accustomed to getting, although it was almost comically too big for her, and she was shaking, sobbing, and crying.

This… was very strange.

He emerged from his cave and the girl screamed and fell to the ground, shielding her head, muttering and praying.

Now this was just ridiculous.

“Human,” he growled, and the girl froze.

She looked up, slowly, and met his great gaze. “Y- you speak?”

What? Did humans think Dragons were mute? Eh, who cared. “Why are you here?”

She blinked, fear giving way to confusion. “I- I am your sacrifice, great one.”

Sacrifice?! What was this?!

“I have no need for man flesh. Get thee gone from my door.”

He said little more, merely snatched the other offerings, leaving the girl out there, confused and frightened. After that he confesses he quite forgot about her until the next day, where he found she was still there, sleeping huddled behind a rock.

Now he was starting to anger. Did he not tell her to go?!

He went to her, and prodded her with his talon, waking her. She cried out, pressing herself against the mountain, eyes terrified.

“I told thee to get thee gone. Why have you defied me?”

the girl shivered. “D-Dragon I just- You’re meant to eat me!”

Eat her?! where had this come from? “I have no appetite for your kind.”

The girl shook her head. “B-but the Knight! Sir Evans!”

Oh Fates, was THAT what this was about?! “He came to slay me. I cast him from the mountain and ate his horse.”

She shook her head. “But- but it was a message! You- you aren’t satisfied with our offerings and wanted more!”

The dragon snorted. “I asked for no offerings. You left them to me of your own will. I took them because they were given. I would care little if they stopped.”

The girl shook her head. “But- but the story- one-hundred years ago when Sciath was first founded you cast a thousand burning corpse into the town square, demanding tribute! We have a day of remembrance and everything!

A thousand- what?! “It was one thief I burned and sent down the mountain.”

she stopped and stared. “One- One thief?”

Varas nodded. “Yes. Now that you know the truth, return to thy home, girl. I have no care for sacrifices.”

With that, Varas returned to his cave, considering the matter settled. However, much to his shock, the girl was still there the next day, looking tired and miserable.

Now this was just mad. Did she have nothing better to do?!

“You’re still here?” he asked, going out to her.

The girl nodded. “I- I don’t want to go back.”

Now this was strange. And interesting. Varas settled down, extending out one wing to shade the girl from the sun. “You do not wish to return to thy den?”

she shook her head, tears in her eyes once more. “They- they sent me here to die! It doesn’t- doesn’t matter that you didn’t they thought you would! All of them- my own parents- I- I-”

She broke down crying again. Varas said nothing. The ways of humans were strange to him. But he understood that betraying your own kin was wrong, no matter the nature.

“Dragon,” she said in a small voice. “I- I am so hungry. So thirsty. May- may I have something to eat? It’s been days.”

The dragon cocked his head, curiously, and rose. “My name is Varas, human. What is yours.”

“R- Rose. My name is Rose.”

“Enter and be welcome, Rose.”

-

Like that, a new normal had been established. Rose stayed in his cave for a day, and then he blinked and a year had passed.

She availed herself of his hoard. She learned to read from his books. Learned to fight with his the weapons in his piles of treasure. She taught herself to cook, to sew, even to smith.

He aided her, of course, curious to see what she could do. He helped build her a forge and a workshop to pursue her interests. He even parted with some of his gold (scandalous!).

The years turned to decades as they did for dragons, and Rose grew from a slip of a girl, into a powerful young woman.

It was strange, to see one grow up close. Their lives were so short, these humans. It was a privilege to witness this, he had realized.

And it was… nice. Nice to have a companion.

When twenty years had passed, they left another girl at his doorstep. another cringing slip of a girl, who nearly fainted when she saw Rose and himself. Rose took the new girl, Evelyn, in, and started to teach her all the things Rose had taught herself.

And then, one day, Rose came to him, asking permission to leave.

“I want to go out into the world.” Said Rose. “I want to help people, fight their enemies, maybe even meet other dragons!”

Varas looked her over. She looked so different, clad in armor and armed with sword and shield, both of which she had forged herself. sometimes he looked at her and saw the frightened child that had been left on his doorstep.

“I’d like to take Evie with me, she’s my squire after all.”

Varas sighed. “You have never been my prisoner, Rose. Thou hath been free to leave whenever you wished.”

She nodded. “I- I know Varas. You’ve just been so- so good to me. I- I wanted your blessing, I guess.”

He leaned forward and touched his snout to her brow. “It is given. I bequeath to you the world, Rose. Take it.”

Rose smiled and kissed the horn that rose from his snout.

“Thank you, father.”

He would never see Rose again.

-

Time passed, as it did. The village would leave him gifts, always with a maiden now. And always would he take them in. Sometimes they would leave, sometimes they died in his cave. He had a dozen living in his cave at this point, the eldest nearly eighty, presiding over the girls like a grandmother.

Before he knew it, a century had passed.

And then, one day, a knight came to his cave.

She was a resplendent creature, clad in burnished plate and armed with a familiar sword. The young woman knelt to him as he left his cave, and announced herself.

“Mighty Varas, Lord of Mount Crakefen. I am Arya Morrigan, Dame of the Knightly Order of the Dragon’s Rose. I am here to pay tribute to the father of our founder, and return an ancient relic to you.”

And with that, the knight unbuckled her sword and presented it to Varas, and he recognized Rose’s handiwork.

HIS Rose.

Varas accepted it and beheld the knight. “Tell me of her.”

The woman looked at him. “Who, Mighty Varas?”

Varas settled down by her, extending a wing to shade her from the sun as he had to a shivering slip of a girl a century ago. A blink of his eye, a drop in the bucket of his immortal life, and yet somehow a moment that had changed everything.

“Tell me of Rose.”

Dame Arya smiled. “Lord Varas, let me tell you the tale of Rose Varasdaughter, the greatest hero the land has ever known.”

fishing-lesbian-catgirl:

fishing-lesbian-catgirl:

Turns out that in real life it’s not just the tiny skinny ones who end up actually being trans women. Sometimes it’s the people who are built like linebackers, the people so tall they develop back issues hunching over from trying not to be the biggest person in the room, the people who can’t even find well-fitting clothing at big and tall stores, the people who “thigh-highs” barely go above the knee, the people with broad shoulders and high hairlines that bangs can’t hide. And yes a lot of these features aren’t seen as feminine or cute or beautiful. I’m sorry that I resemble stereotypical transphobic caricatures a bit too closely, and I’m sorry that acknowledging the existence of people that look like me might make getting trans acceptance from cis people a lot harder. But frankly I’m one of the lucky ones who realized things before I started balding, one of the lucky ones who has many years of youth spent taking hormones in my future to somewhat alleviate the problems that make me hate my own body. And I don’t think any of these issues makes me or anyone else less of a woman, and if no one else wants to even try to depict people like us in a flattering manner then I’ll do my damnedest to do it myself

To everyone who used this post as an excuse to say “Awooga big women 👀” in the tags please read the fucking room

chufflepop:

“Tall”


Small comic to test the waters- I want to make pmd comics but I’m not confident enough in storytelling and comic composition yet wahhh-

notthegrouch:

were–ralph:

were–ralph:

were–ralph:

were–ralph:

the catholic old white guy asked me to explain lgbtq+ to him and it was honestly kind of funny

“okay! you have 15 seconds to explain non-binary to me if there are only male and female genders”

me: if you lost your genitals would you still feel like a man?

“no”

would you feel like a woman?

“no?”

so you wouldn’t feel male or female

“yeah what’s your point?”

So, you wouldn’t fit into the gender binary of male or female? :)

him:

“so non-binary just means not feeling male or female?”

Yeah basically

“so why do they use “they” so much”?

if you were a woman would you want to be called a man?

“no…”

And the opposite?

“no…”

Why why would you want someone to call you male or female if you’re not male or female then?”

it’s not a perfect way of thinking but i had 15 seconds and i think it got the point across

if someone challenges you to break through a wall within fifteen seconds, you use a wrecking ball, not precision tools. I think you did marvelously.

autistic-af:

narrativerehearsal:

autistic-af:

punkrockisafulltimejob:

autistic-af:

“Based on data gleaned from the nearly 10 million military dependents it insures, the U.S. Department of Defense has repeatedly called the evidence supporting ABA “weak,” noting there is no research to determine whether the small number of participants who show improvement — 15% — do so because of treatment or simply because a child has matured. After a year of the therapy, the department reported to Congress in 2019, 76% of 16,000 participating autistic children saw no change, and 9% worsened.”

Okay before we get anyone on here saying “water is wet”, here are some other bullet points about the article.

  • The article uses proper terminology and actually defines stimming, masking, and many other words that neurotypical people may or may not know (re autism)
  • The data that the article is based off of includes first hand accounts from autistic people who have gone through ABA. The researchers even used ASAN (autism self advocacy) as a resource! Actual autistic people shared their stories!!! And they believed us!!!!!
  • It explains WHY autistic people have a hard time with ABA, which is incredible. Not just the fact that it’s akin to training a dog, but the psychology of it, and how it’s overstimulating and degrading
  • There’s a part that does quote from Auti$m $peaks spokespeople, BUT it’s because they’re leading into how neurotypical parents see ABA most often as a “saving grace” to get a “normal child” and then goes on to tell more about how autistic children perceive ABA, both during and after treatment
  • One family’s story tells of how a mother noticed her autistic son would actually hide when she went to turn the computer on for ABA therapy (this was during COVID lockdown) and how she realized something was off because of that. She canceled ABA and found an alternative (called Floor Time) where the child actually directs the play, and the therapist/teacher goes along with what the kid wants/does!
  • There’s a really cool bit on why ABA is usually the only thing available to parents, and the answer is Shitty American Healthcare/Insurance Companies!
  • It notes that ABA therapists don’t really have strict training requirements. You can do a quick online course and become an ABA therapist. It does not require a college degree. That should horrify you.
  • There’s another parallel study with its own data coming out in 2025

Honestly, this whole article is a gem. Remember, while “water is wet” studies seem trivial, we need them in order to get our side of the story taken seriously. Research with credible data that backs up what we’ve been saying is important!

TL; DR?

Huge study with lots of input from autistic people tells us ABA sucks!

Thank you for this addition. A better encouragement for this article than I managed!

Also the thing about ‘water is wet’ statements is that when it comes to attempting to change actual policy, especially in health care, and especially when convincing insurance companies to for out the cash for something, statements of 'this is obviously bad’ or 'everyone knows x or y’ don’t cut it.

If you want to change something that’s a policy, or even just a convention, then you need to prove that there is reason to make that change.

I’m in archaeology and had a student tell me a study we were discussing was pointless because 'everyone knows people had bad teeth back then’, only to not be able to answer when I asked 'how do we know for sure if we don’t count the bad teeth?’

Studies like the one in the article are massive achievements because it’s a huge dataset and it is providing the actual data to back up the 'water is wet’ statements. Now when someone, especially an insurance company, tries to suggest that ABA is the only therapy that could possibly be offered, you can point to this study and go 'why are you paying for shit that doesn’t work?’.

This! Is! An! Amazing! Addition!

choro-q:

I wish I had a car bomb. I wish I was like 9 so I had balls. Läl. Her boyfriends tall and he plays Madden ‘06 so how am I gonna cum. So when I asked her out she said I was put in the hospital for type 5 diabetes. I wish I was a little.

thesnadger:

Thinking about junk heirlooms.

I don’t mean family heirlooms that feel like junk but that you can’t get rid of because they’re important. I mean the opposite – things of no importance that were passed down through generations incidentally.

My grandmother owned a dish towel with a distinct checkerboard pattern. It wasn’t important to her, just one of many dish towels. When she died my parents kept some of her stuff because of sentimental value, but some just because it was perfectly fine stuff they could use, and they ended up with it.

Years later I was moving to another state and my parents asked if I needed any old towels since they were getting new ones. I got a box of rags, which included my grandmother’s dish towel (which had been downgraded to ‘rag’ by then, tbh it was in that category even when my grandmother owned it.) I literally have a rag that’s been passed down through multiple generations.

It’s not sentimental or anything, I still use it as a rag, but sometimes I look at it and picture it on the handle of my grandmother’s oven door and feel shrimp emotions.

sweaterkittensahoy:

dredsina:

Ive said this before but swear the biggest skill to learn as an adult is how to resist high-pressure sales tactics. You do NOT have to answer questions with anything other than “Sorry I’m not interested.” No matter how nice they are or no matter how many follow up questions they ask or even how agitated they get when you stand your ground. Just keep saying I’m not interested. Don’t answer their questions. Don’t give them an opening to try to push back on your reasons. Be a fucking brick wall of I’m not interested.

When we bought our car, I told Sean to let me handle it. I walked in and said “We have X for a down payment and cannot pay more than Y in monthly payments.” My Y number had some leeway, but I didn’t mention that.

First thing the sales guy did after I laid down the rules was turn to Sean and go, “What’s your number?” And Sean said. “Oh, no, you negotiate with Gayle.”

So, strike one for the sales guy. Could not divide and conquer us by implying THE MAN would not surprised at what I laid down.

Sales guy then had to confer with his manager and left us at his desk for several minutes. I have a vague recollection (this was 16 years ago) of Sean and I amusing ourselves doing bits about the other people there to look at cars. I am sure we did not give off the stressed or nervous energy they were hoping for.

Guy comes back. His first offer is fifty dollars a month more than I told him we could pay. I looked at him and said “I gave you our upper limit.”

“Well, but what’s another 50 bucks a month?”

“Something I can’t afford.”

He didn’t know what to do with my open and unashamed admittal that I had a budget because my money was finite.

He went back to talk to the manager again.

It took two more rounds of “I told you what I can afford” before he finally came back 20 bucks under what I’d stated as my max.

The trick to resisting high-stress sales tactics is doing the math at home, knowing exactly what you can afford, and then walking into the room and stating that number minus 15%. Then refusing to budge from that number. Never, ever, meet then where they want. Always meet them where you want. Because at the end of the day, you can walk away and go somewhere else and say “I told the people at Z what my terms were, and they refused to work with me. Here are my terms. Meet them, and you make a sale today.”

dimentiorulesblog:

“Autistic people need special accommodations” and “autistic people should not be infantilized and talked down to” are schools of though that can and should co-exist.

beebfreeb:

(it’s like kisses to them)

Drawing of my regular laptop who is so normal!

akajustmerry:

just wanna say as someone who’s Aboriginal that I think First Nations peoples have every right to be a little angry at white leftists (NOT Palestinians, people blaming Palestinians stfu) who ignored our anti-colonial movements for years but are now supporting the Free Palestine movement. If you, someone living in the US, Canada or Australia or Aotearoa, are serious about the liberation of Palestine then you NEED to be just as serious about justice and liberation for the First Nations peoples’ who’s stolen and colonised land YOU live on. If you’re not serious about where YOU fit in the paradigm of anti-colonial work, fix it. Here’s a good place to start: if you’re a person living on occupied Indigenous lands, learn who’s land it really is, and how you can help them as an ally.

sardonicdoll:

Three photographs of a white person in a wheelchair in profile view. Red yarn styled to look like veins extends down from their arm to the wheel of the chair and their long hair obscures their face. Most of the image has a brown tone aside from the yarn, which is a vivid, deep red.ALT

wanted to do my photo project this semester on the notion of mobility aids being extensions of our bodies, the yarn was done by a friend

sergle:

MY TWEETS? ENCOUNTERED IN THE WILD?

septemberkisses:

the fact that i’m no longer the same age as the protagonists of novels and films i once connected to is so heartbreaking. there was a time when I looked forward to turning their age. i did. and i also outgrew them. i continue to age, but they don’t; never will. the immortality of fiction is beautiful, but cruel.

images-that-are-only-cursed:

pablophonic:

yesterdaysprint:

Daily Mirror, England, January 23, 1923
Image © The British Library Board. All Rights Reserved.

I forget who originally said it, but there’s a quote about “Great science fiction isn’t predicting the automobile, it’s predicting the traffic jam”

images-that-are-only-cursed:

pablophonic:

yesterdaysprint:

Daily Mirror, England, January 23, 1923
Image © The British Library Board. All Rights Reserved.

I forget who originally said it, but there’s a quote about “Great science fiction isn’t predicting the automobile, it’s predicting the traffic jam”

burninblaze:

carrioncreature:

it is my humble yet passionate belief that Deltarune takes place in 2009, here is my take on the lightners’ phones/devices

[ID: Digital paintings of five devices, each with the screen off.

The first is a silver and blue Nokia flip phone. It has a number pad and arrow keys, and a selfie camera on the front. Handwritten next to it is text in bullet points that reads “Kris’ flip phone. Nokia 6290 from 2006. Passed down from Asriel. Only has the number pad so they don’t text much and when they do it’s short messages. Nokia Arabic ringtone. Contains a frightening amount of low quality images.”

The second is a black iPod nano. The top right corner is heavily cracked and covers half the screen and so is the area around the circular select wheel, yet the device is still intact. Text next to it reads “Susie’s iPod Nano. iPod Nano Gen. 1 from 2005. Cracked as hell, 2 GB memory full. Still kickin’. Will work for another decade until she leaves it in her pocket and it goes through the washing machine (which has happened once already).”

The third is a Samsung slide phone. The top is sliver and the screen covers most of the front of the device, with answer, hang up, and a center button on the bottom. A black QWERTY keyboard slides out from under it. Attached to the phone are three charms, a smiling star, a Christmas tree, and a candy cane. Text next to it reads “Noelle’s slide phone. Samsung M900 Moment from 2009. Keyboard so she texts a lot and uses creative emoticons. Lots of charms. Stickers on the back.”

The fourth is an iPod touch. It has a dark blue case and has visible fingerprints on the touchscreen. Text next to it reads “Berdly’s iPod Touch. iPod Touch Gen. 2 from 2008. Crusty grody case. Greasy fingerprints (feather-prints??). Sometimes he plays games on there like solitaire, sudoku, fruit ninja when it comes out in 2010. Mostly uses it for YouTube (where he watches The Guild).”

The fifth is a black BlackBerry phone with a black and bright pink checkered case. The phone has a screen on the top half and a QWERTY keyboard on the lower half. Answer and hang up buttons and a silver center button are in the middle. Text next to it reads “Catti’s BlackBerry. BlackBerry Curve 8330 from 2007. Texts a lot. Lots of music on there. Beloved device, will not be replaced until it dies many years later.” End ID.]

I love this and i also think dr takes place early 2000s so this is so good

cy-cyborg:

undeadentropy:

spiralarray:

theconcealedweapon:

I vote we stop calling it inflation at all. Seize the language. It’s price gouging, not inflation. Inflation is a nebulous concept that invokes feeling of being too complex for the layman, a struggle as old as economy itself against a beast no one has ever truly slain.

Price gouging is the truth of it. And it makes it very clear who is to blame, and what must be done to end it.

Can confirm this works wonders. Australia is in a cost of living crisis rn and the two major supermarkets are a big part of it, as they pretty much have a duopoly on not just the grocery shopping market, but a bunch of others considered to be essential (things like fuel). They are trying to blame their price rises on inflation, but the media recently started reporting it as price gouging (which it is), and it got the average person pretty worked up, better than blaming inflation did.

legendaryvermin:

daily-spooky:

Out of ratrimony, if you will.

derinthescarletpescatarian:

kinggizzard:

neophyteredglare:

edgay:

im quitting tumblr

ok see u tomorrow

this post is now 10 fucking years old

And you’re still here

100percent-shell-oil:

the-haiku-bot:

foxgirlclawjob:

someday I will be a victim of haiku bot, mark my fucking words

someday I will be

a victim of haiku bot,

mark my fucking words

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

YOU DID IT!

Okay seriously. Reblog if you're OLDER than 11.

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rainbowchu3:

rune0n:

Yep.

Yeah.

Yep

Uh ye

Yes

ye

yep

Ye yup

yaya

Yep

Yerp

((Yup))

yep , I am alot older

For the love of god please don’t follow me if you CANT REBLOG THIS

Just by a year!

//Yes indeedle//

Yuperoo

me

ye

yo

Yey

Yes

Indeed.

Yep

Yep

duh

Yea lol

Yes U-U👍

Yes 🤧✋

Yep…

Yes.

Yep! ^^ ✨

mun is actually literally double that age 😂

Yup 💃

Y E S ◉‿◉✨

ep!

Yeppers!

Yus 

im very far from that age at this point-☕

Yuh 🕺

Yeah bOi..

E

yep 👒

yeahh

yuh

Yes

mhm

Ye

Yep

:3

Ye

Ye- 8 siblings have aged me TvT

Hi

22 yo

😋🤞I’m here too!!

aye.

Yup!

yep

natalieironside:

bisexualchemistry:

natalieironside:

I was born at a very young age.  I’ve been alive for as long as i can remember, and I hope to continue living until I die.

And what do you think you can bring to our company?

Gonna steal from it