May 2024

datafags:

its-arson-time:

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CRYING AND BAWLING AND LOSING IT

ihavechangedthisname:

lukadjo:

youtube:

do u ❤️ horses? we do → https://goo.gl/i5nIkn

This is the last post on the YouTube Tumblr blog before it was seemingly abandoned.

What happened around here in 2016-2017?

The horses got them

mothcub:

A drawing of a tiny, fluffy bunny surrounded by stars. Text reads: "creature".ALT
A photo of a tiny, fluffy bunny. It is mostly white, with grey ears and sides of the face.ALT

A noble being.

warenai:

jotunvali02:

mysharona1987:

mysharona1987:

I can’t wait to hear how the bees are also Hamas.

This story is crazy.

Must be KHAMAS hornets.

Nah, is this legit?! You know you’re fucking up if the damn bugs are against you😭

lacefuneral:

lacefuneral:

augustdementhe:

seeyoulaterallig8r-deactivated2:

its of utmost importance you have sound on while watching this

If you can’t make use of the sound, please imagine the soft snuffles of a hand vacuum that’s capable of love.

i love it, sniff animal

sniff animal saturday

ty-bayonet-betteridge:

double life musical. i don’t know how to write a musical at all however i think boat boys should have a duet entitled “Everything Burns” and then it reprises when they’re eliminated

only-cat-memes:

pangur-and-grim:

I’m explaining to him that by being soooooo so small, and by having little baby meows that are audible, he has sent his aunt into anger-induced organ failure

zattera:

fingersinhisassfriday:

thespectacularspider-girl:

quinzelade:

thespectacularspider-girl:

miintymilk:

holy fuck.

We really going to ignore the fact that he donated once and is just using the same screenshot over and over?

Edit:

To clarify, I have no issue with someone donating.  I’m pro-choice myself.  The issue is he donates once when he says he’s going to donate each time, just so he can virtue signal about how he refuses to engage with someone.

Furthermore, I have issues with him replying to any criticism with this.  You can criticize the smug pride in not engaging in debate and beating your opposition, yet he’ll assume you’re pro-life as a result.

He’s being a smug prick who is playing you all like a fiddle to get jerked off and you’re all falling for it.

If this is the hill you want to die on, Spidey, go for it. I’m quite happy with the idea of someone donating money to Planned Parenthood, and since I don’t know or care who he is, the virtue signalling is lost on me.

That aside, being suspicious of everyone for any nice act all the time is mentally exhausting so miss me with that.

… I literally say I have no issue with him donating money.

But he’s saying “I’m going to donate every time” and then he posts the same donation page.  So rather than do what he says, he’s donating ONCE and using it to as an own against other people while using it to get ass pats from people who agree with him.

That’s literally the same screenshot, two hours apart.  

This is like “man pledges to build house for every homeless person evicted from X location” except he builds ONE house and takes the same picture of it over and over again, yet claims he’s built 100 houses.  It’s deceptive and he’s doing it to milk people for social praise.

The goal wasn’t to help people, because if it was he’d actually donate every time.  It was to get ass pats.

Shut up

also

zattera:

fingersinhisassfriday:

thespectacularspider-girl:

quinzelade:

thespectacularspider-girl:

miintymilk:

holy fuck.

We really going to ignore the fact that he donated once and is just using the same screenshot over and over?

Edit:

To clarify, I have no issue with someone donating.  I’m pro-choice myself.  The issue is he donates once when he says he’s going to donate each time, just so he can virtue signal about how he refuses to engage with someone.

Furthermore, I have issues with him replying to any criticism with this.  You can criticize the smug pride in not engaging in debate and beating your opposition, yet he’ll assume you’re pro-life as a result.

He’s being a smug prick who is playing you all like a fiddle to get jerked off and you’re all falling for it.

If this is the hill you want to die on, Spidey, go for it. I’m quite happy with the idea of someone donating money to Planned Parenthood, and since I don’t know or care who he is, the virtue signalling is lost on me.

That aside, being suspicious of everyone for any nice act all the time is mentally exhausting so miss me with that.

… I literally say I have no issue with him donating money.

But he’s saying “I’m going to donate every time” and then he posts the same donation page.  So rather than do what he says, he’s donating ONCE and using it to as an own against other people while using it to get ass pats from people who agree with him.

That’s literally the same screenshot, two hours apart.  

This is like “man pledges to build house for every homeless person evicted from X location” except he builds ONE house and takes the same picture of it over and over again, yet claims he’s built 100 houses.  It’s deceptive and he’s doing it to milk people for social praise.

The goal wasn’t to help people, because if it was he’d actually donate every time.  It was to get ass pats.

Shut up

also

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okay-hotshot:

optimal-idiot:

madzandcheese:

quinnfebrey:

quinnfebrey:

asians: pls care about racism against us

tumblr:

like literally the fact that this has 9 notes (and most other posts abt asian american rep i’ve seen, rbed, or written have similar amounts), is proving my point. every time i reblog or post anything about racism agains asians, i can literally see everyone scrolling past it. not even given a performative like. are y’all consciously ignoring it or are you truly just that desensitized to racism against asians?

May I add:

  • Dont fetishize asians.
  • Dont make coronavirus jokes about asians. (Yes, it’s still happening, and it’s still a problem.)
  • Dont like?? Stereotype asians? Not every asian you’re going to meet is good at math or lives on a diet of rice, that’s just rude as hell and wrong

Exactly. Speak up for everyone.

Keep the same energy for racism against all asians as we do with other races. That includes more than just east asians. Asia is more than China, Japan and Korea.

And I see y'all, you’re really selective about the shit y'all reblog from me. This should have more than one reblog.

There has been a sharp increase of AAPI hate crimes ever since the pandemic (especially in the Bay Area if you live in the United States). If you’re going to be an advocate for Asians, please don’t forget to include Southeast Asians, South Asians, Western Asians, Central Asians, and our Pacific Islander cousins in your activism. As well as mixed Asians, too, especially if they’re not white passing

marlynnofmany:

sahonithereadwolf:

sandmandaddy69:

I want to see the vampire who lives in this. I bet his name is Chad or Hunter.

And he’s ready to crack open a boy with the cold ones.

only-cat-memes:

im genuinely so fascinated by your little cat sona thingimajig. one protein. a single calorie. deploy the feller. grub in the soil.

crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington:

she mad!!!!!!!!

discopiranha:

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gothic-chicanery:

alivebobby:

happy werewolf transgenderism wednesday

happy werewolf transgenderism wednesday

@wolfertinger666

My mom's stinky boy. He likes to sleep on my chest with his paws right on my neck.

kittybroker:

Stinky neck holding boy a real crazy snoozer it seems! Get the crazy stinky snoozer now for only $18.94!

cannibalchicken:

pink-wisp:

certi-shenanigans:

kathaflatta:

starridge:

chingaderita:

starridge:

every time i see those posts like ‘what food from a show did YOU always wanna try’ i go lol none? but i just remembered im a liar

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i always wanted the fucking soup brock made in the pokemon anime

Hello OP, i don’t have anyway to prove this is the same recipe they make in the shows but i make this to calm my inner kid from wanting the fictional soup:

  • 300gr bacon, beef or chicken. A meat of your choice. These go specially well. I prefer chicken tights. Diced
  • 1 medium onion, diced.
  • Garlic minced (i used 2-4 pieces depending on size)
  • 300gr carrot, cleaned, peeled and diced.
  • 3 sticks of celery, washed and diced.
  • 800gr potato. Washed, peeled diced in quarters.
  • 1 head of broccoli.
  • 8 cups of stock of your preference. I recommend using the bones of the beef or chicken, but veggies stock works too for a vegetarian or vegan version.
  • 3 tablespoons all purpose flour.
  • 1 cup whole milk. (Almond or rice milk work fine for a vegan option)
  • ½ cup heavy cream. (Skip it for a vegan option)
  • Salt and black pepper to taste.
  • ½ teaspoon paprika, use the spicy one to get the warmth up a notch in winter.
  • 1 tablespoon fresh chopped coriander. Optional.
  • 1 cup diced gouda or manchego cheese. Optional but really ties all together.

Make sure you have all your ingredients ready and at hand for this one to make sure it comes out nice and tasty!!!

  1. In a pot put water and the bones to prepare your stock (chicken, beef, veggie) You can use premade or bouillon cubes, just make sure its 8 cups worth of broth. In a different pot boil the potatoes until soft.
  2. In a big pot put some butter or olive oil to fry the onion, when it turns a little transparent add the garlic, move constantly.
  3. Add the celery and diced carrots, moving constantly.
  4. The carrot will get a little brighter in color, add the diced meat. Salt and pepper to your taste.
  5. Meanwhile, blend the potatoes with enough stock so your blender wont have trouble blending. If you have a food processor, it’ll be easier.
  6. Ad the remaining stock to you big pot with the veggies and meat, add the broccoli chopped in bite size pieces. Add the paprika and taste for salt and pepper. Let over a medium fire for 10 min.
  7. Separate 3 tbsp of the stock to mix with the flour, set aside. This will be a thickening agent.
  8. Pour the potato mix on the big pot, move to integrate and taste for salt and pepper.
  9. Add the milk and heavy cream. Move with a laddle. Have a final taste and let over low fire for 5 min.
  10. Serve hot and decorate with a pinch of coriander and some cubes of cheese.
  11. ENJOY!

Notes:

I personally prefer to use chicken, love how it goes with potatoes and veggies. Also the tight is very tender and flavorful. With beef you have to be careful not to overcook it or it’ll get gummy and hard to bite, so make adjustments.

VEGAN: could also skip the meat, cheese and heavy cream for a vegan option.

I make it for my younger sister and she loves it. Instead of meat i add some diced, toasted nuts when served. Cashew, pecan and pistachios work nicely.

You’ll have to use 5 tbsp of flour to thicken up the broth a tid bit more without the heavy cream but you can still use a vegan milk.

You can totally skip the coriander, but it adds another dept of flavor.

Do try it with the cheese tho, i promise it’s GODLY. Gouda and manchego are my fave, the melt nicely and have a strong after taste, but i guess any cheese that melts could work.

Finally, if you are like me and like spicy food you can add chopped chili. Serrano and arbol chiles are my go to’s, freshly chopped sprinkled just after serving my bowl.

Hope y'all give it a try and if you have any doubts do ask!

Provecho!

this is literally the best addition i’ve ever gotten to any of my posts thank you so much

Hey I tried this recipe out and I can confirm that it tastes heavenly!!

Can confirm this soup is absolutely divine!

Substituted spinach for broccoli because my partner is not a fan of the latter and used chicken and bacon. Gonna try it again with a nice Italian sausage in place of the chicken next time.

@kdinjenzen

lacefuneral:

lacefuneral:

augustdementhe:

seeyoulaterallig8r-deactivated2:

its of utmost importance you have sound on while watching this

If you can’t make use of the sound, please imagine the soft snuffles of a hand vacuum that’s capable of love.

i love it, sniff animal

sniff animal saturday

mellozheist:

mellozheist:

Mystery and Multiple // Hermitcraft Animatic

>> Youtube link <<

Have I told you that my Tanuki Joel can shapeshift and multiply himself >:3

and with Joel talking to himself in the video many times just feeding my headcanon to be so real lmao xD

Thumbnail :D

unbossed:

morgan-tha-gorgan:

assiraphales:

assiraphales:

enough reclaiming slurs, I think in 2023 we should reclaim nascar. they banned the confederate flag on all properties & their stance on lgbtq+ isn’t just performative bc in 2013 they fined a driver 10k for using a homophobic slur, condemned indiana in a statement for an anti lgbt law, and partnered w carolina’s lgbt+ chamber of conference in 2022. nascar was founded by anti-cop moonshiners/bootleggers who drove suped-up fords to out-run the police. #yaaascar

HELP

To this day, my favorite argument I ever had was with my Nascar-loving family about how a thin blue line flag on a Nascar is antithetical to the core tenets of Nascar.
There is no organization more rooted in ACAB than Nascar. Literally, the only reason it exists was that a bunch of moonshining families had to build cars that could outrun the cops while on supply runs during the Prohibition Era. The goal was to make the car look like a regular vehicle so they could pick up supplies or drop off illegal alcohol without arousing suspicion. But if the cops were on you all you had to do was put the pedal to the metal and that little truck could outrun them with no problems.
And of course, families would be in competition over who made the best alcohol, and whose car was fastest. So, they would have races on the weekends. When prohibition was lifted, the races continued. And that is why we have Nascar.

It really frustrates me how people look at American car culture and scoff at it. Formula One racing is more exciting and more dynamic to watch, but the history of it is not as interesting: a bunch of rich assholes who made specialized cars for racing. And to this day, it is still a rich man’s sport. Whereas Nascar was about a bunch of so-called hicks in the backwoods who used some basic hand tools and trial and error to make a junker into a racecar.

serial-unaliver-deactivated2024:

junglejim4322:

I’m screaming at redditors not being able to understand hey girl I mean they

I like that they say he’s drowning in the water filter

blueboyluca:

“When I first heard it, from a dog trainer who knew her behavioral science, it was a stunning moment. I remember where I was standing, what block of Brooklyn’s streets. It was like holding a piece of polished obsidian in the hand, feeling its weight and irreducibility. And its fathomless blackness. Punishment is reinforcing to the punisher. Of course. It fit the science, and it also fit the hidden memories stored in a deeply buried, rusty lockbox inside me. The people who walked down the street arbitrarily compressing their dogs’ tracheas, to which the poor beasts could only submit in uncomprehending misery; the parents who slapped their crying toddlers for the crime of being tired or hungry: These were not aberrantly malevolent villains. They were not doing what they did because they thought it was right, or even because it worked very well. They were simply caught in the same feedback loop in which all behavior is made. Their spasms of delivering small torments relieved their frustration and gave the impression of momentum toward a solution. Most potently, it immediately stopped the behavior. No matter that the effect probably won’t last: the reinforcer—the silence or the cessation of the annoyance—was exquisitely timed. Now. Boy does that feel good.

— Melissa Holbrook Pierson, The Secret History of Kindness (2015)

the-real-numbers:

redarmyscreaming:

Hertella Auto Kaffeemachine. This Dash-Mounted Coffee Maker Is Likely the Rarest Volkswagen Accessory.

Getting into a KarAkciddent and splashing 3 cups of FükkenScälden all over myself

jackalopescruff:

its been so long since i seen this image but its like an old friend returning to me

tiktoksformyfriends:

[video by cartervailmusic. caption: We’re guys, ya know?]

corvidaemnit:

every single day I think about how american black vultures are known for engaging in interspecific allopreening (preening between different species)

and they have a specific relationship with crested caracaras, in which the black vultures assist them by not only preening them after meals but also leading them to food in the first place, while the caracaras assist the black vultures by acting as a warning signal in case of danger

and while this is more typical of black vultures, this is not common at all for any member of the falconidae family— it’s a special bond!

yet another post in favor of vultures everyone , hope you enjoy:) and I implore you to do some more research on these incredible birds !!

EDIT: I meant interspecific allopreening! excuse my typo!

EDIT 2: black vultures do not have a superior sense of smell to caracaras, sorry for the misunderstanding!

brucebocchi:

feralratbitesu:

feralratbitesu:

this grave keeper edible aint shit

who gors there ,

feralratbitesu:

feralratbitesu:

this grave keeper edible aint shit

who gors there ,

vedajuno:

demilypyro:

I don’t know much about lady Gaga but I saw this clip on my timeline once years ago and since then I’ve been ride or die. idc. she a real one. I need this energy from more cis folks

you can get into a lot of debate about whether her Jo Calderone alter ego thing was a drag king or gender experimentation or whatever, but the thing everyone can agree on was that he was killing it

sergle:

MY TWEETS? ENCOUNTERED IN THE WILD?

thememedaddy:

endreal:

Reblog to get fucking bopped by prev

lunarlotuscove:

Pretty cute dove if I say so myself

Friday May 3rd 2024 2:53pm

ty-bayonet-betteridge:

ty-bayonet-betteridge:

ty-bayonet-betteridge:

viewers: have you ever wanted to visit canada?

joel, a normal guy: i would love to go visit gem and search for etho

joel smallishbeans, machete in hand, snowshoes on, navigating the Canadian wilderness. he approaches a log cabin, the first civilization hes seen in hours, and knocks on the door. a nondescript 30-something man answers the door. “eefo?” he asks. the man looks at him, confused. joel shakes his head and walks away. he mudt be here somewhere, its only a matter of time

lizzie tells him this and he just goes silent for like a minute and then goes “im going in winter”

l0serfail3000-deactivated202409:

lizluvscupcakes:

boyfeelxo:

IM SO SICK OF YOU ALL


DO YOU EAT CEREAL WITH WARM OR COLD MILK

WARM (right anweser)

COLD (wrong answer)

I dont eat cereal

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No nuance allowed. please share for a bigger sample 💕💕💕💕💕

*by eat i mean how do you prefer your cereal.

i eat my molten liquid cereal with vapor condensed milk

chickadeejubilee:

a juvenile mourning dove sits on a wooden fence and looks towards the camera. it's a beige and brown bird with black spots on the wings and the tips of each feather are a lighter beige. there are some purple flowers in the foregroundALT

Mourning Dove

dreamerofderse:

youtube:

When you finally find the right emoji.

marketing targeted at today’s youth is so strange because like, they’ve picked up on certain things, but they can’t string the parts together in a cohesive way. It’s like one of those shitpost generators. I mean, yeah, they understand that reaction gifs are a thing, and they understand that emojis are a thing, and they understand that tyler oakley is a thing. but they can’t drive the point home. that is not a proper reaction to finding the right emoji. it doesn’t make sense. they’re trying, really hard, but the nuances of internet youth culture still manage to escape their corporate grasp

emily84:

brokenaroacecode-deactivated202:

crunchy-possum-soup2:

empress-of-dark2005:

May i add this to your thesis

Not to mention

beesmygod:

shes actually awesome

futureevilscientist:

antaranya:

yurious-george:

When a person with ADHD complains of severe anxiety, I recommend that the clinician not immediately accept the patient’s label for her emotional experience. A clinician should say, “Tell me more about your baseless, apprehensive fear,” which is the definition of anxiety. More times than not, a person with ADHD hyperarousal will give a quizzical look and respond, “I never said I was afraid.” If the patient can drop the label long enough to describe what the feeling is like, a clinician will likely hear, “I am always tense; I can’t relax enough to sit and watch a movie or TV program. I always feel like I have to go do something.” The patients are describing the inner experience of hyperactivity when it is not being expressed physically.

At the same time, people with ADHD also have fears that are based on real events in their lives. People with ADHD nervous systems are consistently inconsistent. The person is never sure that her abilities and intellect will show up when they are needed. Not being able to measure up at the job or at school, or in social circles is humiliating. It is understandable that people with ADHD live with persistent fear. These fears are real, so they do not indicate an anxiety disorder.

holy SHIT

Ooo okay, I really wanted to know what the source of this was and it’s Additude magazine, a 2021 last-updated-in-2021 article here titled Why Anxiety Disorder Is So Often Misdiagnosed.

I know I vibed with this quote and saw others do so in the tags so I thought a source would be helpful.

In many ADHD people, anxiety also becomes the de-facto coping mechanism to compensate for forgetfulness, distractability, etc. It is obviously a mistake to diagnose and treat “anxiety” in a vacuum, because there is in fact nothing irrational about “I obsessively triple-check scheduled appointments and that I’ve set my alarm clock because I have missed important appointments in the past and it was disastrous”

cpntredbeard:

This is the End Goal of Capitalism

I have had strong visions of the need for a specifically geriatric care orientated fast response team for evictions,.

thememedaddy:

capricoopla:

The Burden

“You carry your regrets with you.”

aleatoryw:

ace-aussie-asshole:

identitty-dickruption:

sorry, it’s a GOOD thing if cishet people use non-conforming pronouns or dress in non-conforming ways or whatever else. for one, that person may not be cishet. but more importantly, living in a society where more people feel comfortable exploring their relationship to gender and sexuality is an undoubtedly GOOD thing

”He’s queer baiting! He’s in a skirt!” I thought clothes weren’t gendered? What does a skirt have to do with gender and sexuality? Are you, perhaps, just a little bit bigoted?

“Girls with short hair are never straight.” Yes they are. It’s a haircut. I thought hair didn’t define gender? I thought we were allowed to do whatever we want with our hair? Why does she have to have long hair to be considered straight?

“you can’t use neopronouns, you’re not even non-binary!” I thought pronouns didn’t equal gender. I thought we could use whatever pronouns feels most correct. Why are you gendering these pronoun sets that were literally created to be used by anyone of any identity? Are you possibly trying to govern how other people express or experience gender?

Why are these things inherently queer? Are you stereotyping queer people? Are you trying to say that a specific type of person has to be queer? Why? Are you homophobic and transphobic? No? Then stop being a fucking prick and let people do whatever the fuck they want. Let cishet men wear skirts. Let straight woman have short hair. Let binary people use whatever pronouns they want. Stop pushing gender norms, it’s not progressive.

sometimes I see people get actively mad if a woman has short hair and is wearing cargo shorts and a hoodie with no makeup… and then mentions her husband. congrats! you just implied straight women should be dressing for men and fit certain societal beauty standards. they have as much of a right to shave their head and dress “butch” as queer women do. when feminine presentation is often associated with a lot of extra labor and clothing that makes physical activity more difficult - shaving your legs, maintaining long hair, doing your makeup, wearing heels - it’s a pretty basic feminist talking point that all women should be allowed to not do that stuff!

thesmallestclown:

I’m okay with you “cis” and “straight” people, I just don’t agree with the lifestyle. Keep it in the bedroom, and stay away from kids with your “straight” stuff.

injuries-in-dust:

I will be aggressively nice to you…

parasitoidism:

parasitoidism:

Last night I had a dream where I was filling up my water bottle at a drinking fountain and someone ran over and started to drink out of my water bottle as it was filling up and I got so mad I woke up

Tried to recreate it