May 2024

tiggymalvern:

pogasm:

At some point, someone is going to die because they followed an AI’s advice, the companies involved are going to get sued and laws will be passed making companies criminally liable for this kind of abject misinformation, at which point this entire sub-industry will evaporate. It would be nice if that happened before somebody dies, but probably not.

The precedent has already been set in the Air Canada AI case - companies will be held legally responsible for AIs that lie to their customers. Any smart company should get out of this bullshit before they’re dragged through the courts, not after.

pogasm:

pussyronin:

if i were in charge of star wars i would end the last movie witth yoda reading the story out of a big book and he gives a little chuckle and says “happened, none of that did.” and then he gets out of his truck and waddles into walmart

troythecatfish:

depsidase:

yimra:

bigwordsandsharpedges:

Theres a novel by Poul Anderson called The High Crusade, which has an alien spacecraft land in rural England in 1345 during the Hundred Year’s War. The local baron has been raising an army to help King Edward against the French, and immediately assumes this must be some kind of enemy trick.

In a way, he’s correct: the aliens are scouts for a brutal and repressive interstellar empire, which has dominated numerous planets through their devastating technology.

Unfortunately, this reliance on advanced weapons means they’ve completely forgotten all forms of melee combat and Sir Roger of Tourneville leads his militia to defeat the aliens easily.

They spare a single enemy, forcing him to fly the ship at spearpoint. They intend to raid behind enemy lines, capture the king of France to end the war, and then go onward to reclaim the Holy Land using the same tactic.

In an attempt to outwit the knights, the alien pilot actually travels to the nearest Imperial planet, where he expects the occupying military forces to save him.

I won’t spoil the details, but the knights accept this as a challenge and declare the launch of the “high crusade”.

That last picture is so stupidly badass I might tattoo that next to my dick cause it ain’t getting any better after that

violottie:

Don’t scroll. Just think.

changelingfangs:

changelingfangs:

I finally made the meme I’ve had in my head for over a year


patchoulism:

my-never-ending-nightmare:

froginakettle:

astrayan:

crtter:

crtter:

crtter:

My dad told me a Queen Elizabeth x 9/11 combo joke but idk if it works in English

It goes something like this

Q: Why can’t Americans play chess against the British anymore?

A: Because the British are missing the queen and the Americans are missing two towers (rooks).

To whoever unfollowed me for this: I didn’t even come up with the joke myself, you should unfollow my dad instead.

As a part of the Chess Fandom™️ and also from a colonized country, this was the first image I saw the day the Queen died on my whatsapp chess club group:

So yeah, that’s how the news broke to me.

an incredible update to this post

stardial:

my biggest pet peeve in the world is when landlubbers design cool fantasy pirate cabins but completely forget that they’re on a fucking boat. yeah here’s a loose shelf with 50 glass bottles of rum on the top shelf. no there isn’t any sort of guard on the edge. “yeah sorry cap’n we hit One Wave a little weird and every single glass item you own crashed into the ground at once”

striders:

me staring at my calculator app for 45 seconds before i remember i was trying to open my clock app to set an alarm

nesofuyu-deactivated20240825:

memorycycle:

so what youre gonna wanna do is crush the garlic and ginger instead of just slicing it ok, it releases more of those good flavors. yoshi is going to eat me and turn me into an egg now, i love you. remember everything i taught you

heavensghost:

oooo sorry I already have weekend plans (destroying and betraying myself for nothing)

freyholland:

I love you “unlikeable” female characters I love you rude girls I love you mean women I love you girl interpretations of the “Asshole with a Heart of Gold” trope I love you women who get labeled Cold and Unfeeling I love you girls who lash out I love you women who lie I love you female characters who make people mad just by existing

liberalsarecool:

Context.

rnjsus:

goodbadhabit:

this is where I post from btw

>reverse image search

>no results

surpriseimbored:

Fun fact of the day

biocrafthero:

crystallizedtwilight:

People I met for a few moments that live in my head forever.

Babe are you okay? You reblogged crystallizedtwilight’s Strangers that live with me forever. again

kdinjenzen:

kdinjenzen:

kdinjenzen:

kdinjenzen:

kdinjenzen:

Hi Tumblr!

Local queer trans girl werewolf VTuber weirdo here letting your know that I am approaching nearly 12 Months of being unemployed.

Over the last 12 months I have:

  • Submitted 3,000+ applications/resumes.
  • Had 100+ interviews.
  • Got 1 job that I was constantly misgendered at, and upon informing HR, was then cyber-stalked by my bosses.
  • Got 1 freelance opportunity who, after two weeks, realized they had hired too many people and then let everyone go who was hired - me included.
  • Ran out of unemployment, drained my savings, maxed out my credit, and fully lost my insurance.

Unfortunately, even if I got a job RIGHT NOW, I would be unable to pay rent and bills for the foreseeable future.

I am constantly applying for jobs and trying to keep everything above water, but at this point I’ve become desperate for help.

If you have the ability to donate or contribute, you can use any of these below:

P@yPal: Paypal.me/kdinj
Ca$hApp: $KdinJ
Kofi: ko-fi.com/kdinjenzen

Additionally, if you have any leads on possible jobs you can feel free to message me as I’m actively applying to everything I can right now.

Hit over 3500+ applications sent out, have been applying to anything and everything I can find from front end checkout and dishwasher to the typical stuff I have been applying to within my industry and it’s been quiet as hell still.

The last interview I did was a full on scam and another I got rejected because some dude who ran my resume through Ai instead of actually reading it.

So here I am, again, asking for help with rent and bills feeling utterly defeated.

14 Days Til Rent/Bills Due

$0 / $3000

$300 / $3000

$888 / $3000

$928 / $3000

7 Days Til Rent/Bills are Due

longlivepalestine:

sayruq:

Its the right thing to do.

the-lovely-planet-earth:

feebledungeons:

bear-maximum:

pathfindernerds:

“I just feel so dead inside…”

Dead inside, you say? I know something that might just work

reanimate my will to live

Wake me up inside

WAKE ME UP

WAKE ME UP INSIDE

CAN’T WAKE UP

WAKE ME UP INSIDE

SAVE MEEE

the-lovely-planet-earth-deactiv:

the-red-planet-mars:

I sure as hell don’t- unless you’re not terraforming me.

Two meanings.

shadowfoxsilver:

Some quick tips to spotting accounts that are pretending to be a Palestinian needing mutual aid. Please keep in mind that not all of them are scam accounts, and that some may legitimate blogs who just aren’t too knowledgeable on how tumblr works. This guide is based around what I go by when checking certain blogs and usually it’s a quick giveaway the blog is a scam.

1. You was sent the ask as someone who regularly shares Palestine related content such as regular news updates of posts by other Palestinians who are regularly giving updates. You may also get these asks from sharing a popular post that is from the Palestine tag. If you post often about Palestine, you will always start getting these asks. These askers don’t care if you state don’t send the asks. They will anyway. Unfortunately minors also get sent asks.

2. The ask has odd formatting such as having odd quotation marks in it or unusual formatting that may indicate it’s been edited and copied from somewhere else. Often the ask is the same thing as the post itself minus a link to a donation site. These asks rarely change so searching it should pull up if it’s been sent to other bloggers.

3. The account is almost always a few days old or a week old or long depending on how often they have sent asks.

4. The blog has a few Palestine related posts or posts from random tags reblogged to pad out length and then no more. They will have no original posts besides the pinned post while occasionally answering asks that they may have received but otherwise nothing else and no further updates given either.

5. They may have a Linktree link that is called “GoFundMe” as if indicating they have a GoFundMe there. However, they don’t. When clicked on, the Linktree actually goes to a PayPal account whose name may not even match the one their supposed name is. They’ll say it’s a friend, but it’s just the same person not someone else. You’ll see this same name across multiple accounts after a while usually giving away it’s not legitimate even under a different theme.

6. The text used by the blogs are often real stories stolen from legitimate fundraisers and searching parts of it in your preferred search engine should pull up the sources. These sources make no mention of a tumblr account either or don’t have the PayPal account associated with them in the info. Scammers often impersonate a real person in need and will ignore you if you show them the source they copied from.

7. Legitimate Palestinians often link to their own GoFundMe posts that their friends have set up or post links to other social platforms they are found on. They will regularly post updates when possible, post sources to support them when necessary, and also generally have some method of verifying their legitimacy. They may often share links to support others as well or give links to charities that have been shown as reliable. They will have more original posts than just a single pinned one and regularly speak to other tumblr accounts beyond just an ask. Please don’t bother them with asks about possible scam accounts. There are many guides out there that can do that for you if you search.

8. Scammers don’t know anything about Palestine and will often have trouble once you ask them anything beyond the mutual aid post. They don’t know the languages decently and you can tell it pretty easily if you’re one who uses it regularly. Whatever the scammers use is often just copied off the site they got the post from.

9. These scammers can and will use names stolen off real Palestinians to look more legitimate and trustworthy. They change names constantly once one of their PayPal accounts is shut down.

Please don’t let these scams deter you from sending support where it needs to go. Even if you can’t donate personally, there are other ways to help. If you are sending money, please make sure that it’s going to where it’s needed and the place it’s sent has been verified accordingly. If you find a blog is a scammer, and have been able to prove it, please make sure to alert anyone sharing the post and report the account.

mastomysowner:

theworstcreature:

yeahokayillreblogthat:

cephalopodvictorious:

letsoulswander:

joshgrobanscock:

zooophagous:

I know I sound like your mom but you kids need to stop fucking vaping

1) Vaping is confirmed to cause cancer. Vaping coats the lungs with toxic substances, such as heavy metals and benzene, which are known to cause cancer

2) Many vapes contain diacetyl, which, when inhaled causes popcorn lung, or scarring of the lung

3) Ultrafine particles, when being inhaled, can be lodged in the trachea (not good!)

4) Ultrafine particles can also constrict the arteries in the lungs potentially causing A HEART ATTACK

5) Vaping is relatively new. Not much studies have been done in comparison to tobacco. Plus, the vaping companies are powerful people. There is a large chance that they are purposely downplaying and even burying any evidence that vaping is harmful - just like the tobacco companies before them. They do not care about you, or your health, or the truth. They only care for money

Also STOP VAPING INDOORS AROUND OTHER PEOPLE. Holy shit, if you’re gonna wreck your lungs at least give me the option not to wreck mine.

It’s such an issue that the MTA had to run a campaign about it

yeah okay ill reblog that

Felt like these tags from @emmedoesntdomath should be added

evilscientist3:

conzoop:

jame7t:

she wants me crying & gagging on it? Because of woke ❓

Yup❗❗❗ This is what the left wants 👆

cgan the left call me please

cyn-tipede:

queerplatonic relationship. reblog if you agree!

I see that you agree quite a bit


mastomysowner:

bardnuts:

lux-astralis:

theauthor27:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

the father the son and the holy spirit

cyn-tipede:

queerplatonic relationship. reblog if you agree!

bardnuts:

lux-astralis:

theauthor27:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

the father the son and the holy spirit

blueberryfruitbat:

AI and Tumblr

In the event of any kind of AI Art API is to be trained on this platform I do not give permission for my art to be sampled or used to train AI without financial compensation, artists hold the copyright to our art and any intentional mimicry or sampling of my art by an artificial intelligence is infringing on an artist’s rights to their creations.

We as artists will not take this grim proposal between Tumblr and Midjourney laying down, this was the last safe heaven for a lot of us and you are now holding knives to us entirely to solve your financial woes instead of offering meaningful solutions. You are going to bleed your community of all trust and all revenue you still eek out of us. Your ways have changed from one of a community built around passion for fandom and the creative mind to one of greed and exclusion. You have been showing true colors and they are ugly, they are sickening, and they will kill your platform.

If this deal goes through, may your platform die slow and painfully, may you watch your most loyal of whales walk away and leave you drying out in the hot pavement that is bankruptcy.

nyatasha6:

This is so cute, Marcille I love you

Just

charaznablespeteevee:

steam notifications are a great way to see what a guy you havent talked to in 9 years is up toALT

I think about this tweet almost every time I get a steam notification

bane-of-technology:

ngl I took many MANY pictures of the solar storm, but this one makes me laugh the hardest

the-real-seebs:

jinxynuthead:

radicos:

So apparently another whole ass animated scooby doo movie was canceled, this time featuring Krypto the Superdog, but it leaked onto 4chan and was uploaded onto the internet archive

In case anyone wants to watch (its such a good film i have it bookmarked)

woo free media

honeylemony:

It isn’t “radically inclusive” to include trans women in lesbianism. Trans women are women. Women are like, the foundation of lesbianism. Trans women ARE lesbianism. We don’t need complex thought systems to understand women loving women and being lesbians and also trans.

flipchild:

anyway this post got wiped from the face of the earth so here is ‘new animes to look ou tofor’

realest-slenderman:

realest-slenderman:

I need to stop posting personal stuff on here but it’s so fun like I need to tell the slenderheads about how horrible my time at the hospital was today and how pissed I am but alas you just collect my pages

valtsv:

valtsv:

pissing my whole party off and making them want to hurt me with knives by saying “me when i die” every time im revived

the "friendpilled visitmaxxer" meme, edited to the first person is saying "if you ever pull some shit like that again i swear to-" and the person facing them is saying "me when i die"ALT

space-blue:

fieldbears:

thepromiscuousfinger:

was tim okay though

This reminds me of a teacher in Adelaide uni, in Philosophy of Mind early classes. He took out a whiteboard pen from his desk and showed it to the class.

He wanted us to understand the basic of consciousness : that even though we can never know what it is like to be a cat, there is such a thing as being a cat. Experiencing cat-dom.

If I throw this pen across the room, he said, you’ll be worried for ME. Am I OK?? But if this pen is a kitten…

YEETS PEN AGAINST THE WALL

Then you’re worried about the cat, not me. Because you understand there’s an experience, a qualia, to being a cat, and you know this cat must be in pain.

And it’s fascinating to me, because if we HONESTLY thought AI was conscious, then we’d assume there is such a thing as being an AI. It would experience the world, and turning it “off” would be akin to sleeping or death. What would memory be like to an actual intelligence like AI, if it were conscious? Would it exist in a perpetual present, incapable of accumulating experience outside of the refinment of its task? Many works of fictions explore this concept. We love to think we’re in that world, but we aren’t. We’re nowhere near there.

There’s no such thing as being an AI. They don’t have qualia. They’re text code that yaps well enough to fool us, and we’re getting grifted into it destroying our already fucked capitalist nightmarescape.

cellaspider:

yahooo-official:

non-tyrannical-usa:

100percent-shell-oil:

confused-wanderer:

confused-wanderer:

kimlockholmes:

songtaegguk:

greeneyedpixie99:

finnglas:

coffee-or-hot-cocoa:

thetatteredveil:

shymagnolia:

shymagnolia:

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

i need all the help i can get for finals

Hey so

the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like. 

So you know. 

This might be the real one, y’all.

At this point literally anything helps.

For my upcoming mid terms, semi finals and finals. Please.

Eh fuck it let’s do this not like i’m gonna lose anything anyways

Fuck it we ball

This?? Worked??? I swear I was stressing out about a major decision and was out of options. Today, I went from having 0 to 3 AWESOME ones to choose from😭😭 REBLOG MAN THIS WORKS

Hello sister in law

hello!!!

i need all the luck i can get at this point

I’ll take some luck too. Feel free to collect on some luck.

Why bother arguing in support of trans people if you’re not trans?

cellaspider:

10-days-of-freakin-olives:

willgrahamscock:

very simple concept called believing in human rights

And tonight we have: Humans caring about other humans for 500!

cellaspider:

yahooo-official:

yep-definitely-savers:

totallytesco:

little-lee-froggie:

elgringo300:

lowes-core-waifu:

poisonousquinzel:

monkeymug:

vicariouslylivingx:

jadehariey:

durbikins:

oh yeah, with the new size limit for .gifs this thing can finally be posted

image

what the fuck

I just….?

TREASURE THIS POST. IT ONLY APPEARS ON YOUR DASH ONCE IN A BLUE MOON I SWEAR

forget posting cringe to scare off Twitter folks, we just gotta make this appear to be the constant vibe here and we’ll be good skdjskksks

what the fuck did I just watch

I felt like this after watching The Lighthouse

my new favourite movie

what did i just watch

I’ve seen this so many times by now and I STILL do not have a single clue what’s happening here.

what did i just witness

I’m going to have to ask what is going on here.

cellaspider:

cellaspider:

skittle-boih:

yardsards:

yardsards:

yardsards:

hey, can my cat stay on your blog for a little while?

a transparent image of a short-haired orange tabby cat. she is lying on her side with her legs splayed out and her tail curled. her head is up and she is looking at the camera. she wears a blue floral collar with a bow and a silver nametag (its text is unreadable).ALT

i’m going out of town for the night and could use someone to watch her

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thank you, everyone

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oh jeepers, if i’d known she’d be travelling around this much, i’d’ve given her her leash

the same orange tabby cat, now wearing a black harness and leash. she is viewed from above and walking. the leash extends towards the viewer.ALT

make sure to hold on tight to her, okay?

Your cat is safe with me. Or is it?

cellaspider:

kittensforbrowncoats:

artsy-biggirl:

Mobility assistance

Not physically disabled but seems pretty cool.

cellaspider:

bisexual-airforce:

can someone tell me what the gay agenda was again I wasn’t paying attention in the meeting

Too busy doing… important… things… Something about ending homophobia. Also schools.

cellaspider:

underwaterarcades:

gaydiskhorse:

baroquecourse:

gayvetforlife:

but… they’re not. Trans is short for “transitioning” which is to say you go from one gender to the other. Non-binary people are not transitioning to another gender. They’re just not moving from one to another.

trans is not and has never been short for transitioning you dumb hoe

trans is short for transgender dumbass

also for those who don’t get it, the creator of the trans flag herself (monica helms, to be exact) has stated verbally, herself, that the white stripe in the flag was for nonbinary individuals + that nonbinary ppl are absolutely trans

if you exclude nonbinary folks and tell us we’re not trans go fuck yourselves

I thought trans was literally anybody who isn’t cis. Like you could be MtF, FtM, ItM, ItF, ItX, MtX, FtX or whatever else there is. Plus it’s not like they don’t face discrimination and misgendering, with blanket transphobia against all non cis/openly trans people and nonbinary specific exorsexism.