May 2024

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Is it rude to yawn?

Yes, always

Yes, if someone else is talking

Yes, in some other situations

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valdevia:

timecobra:

valdevia:

The Shame-Faced Boulder Crab (Calappa pseudopetra) is a large species of rock-mimicking crustacean.

Found in beaches and cliffs, they use their inconspicuous appearance to blend in and patiently wait for prey to approach them. When the moment is right, they strike for the kill.

Due to their heavy exoskeleton, adult C. pseudopetra rarely move during their lifetimes. To avoid expending energy, they will let themselves be pushed by the tide to slowly move. They will only voluntarily leave their hiding spot once, as their final effort, to find a mate.

I hate that this is fake, AI needs to stop

Can we not assume this sort of thing about real artists, please?

It’s honestly discouraging as hell. It would take people 3 seconds to click on my profile and see that I do all my work with Photoshop. Even with direct links to the twitch channel where I made these pieces live if they don’t believe my word.

This is one of the worst consequences of the AI environment we live in. People take your work that you’ve spent so much time creating and thinking about and just reduce it to something trivial.

africanaquarian:

the changes I’ve been noticing in food on top of inflation…the worsening of textures…smaller packaging…the loss of flavor as companies reformulate with cheaper ingredients for the sake of profit

liberalsarecool:

Dots connected.

saintjosie:

which version of autism are you

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therottenkingsreckoning:

charlemane:

athelind:

friendlyfrankenstein:

noping-out-deactivated20241117:

[ID: Four posters by @LizWhatsHerFace on Instagram. 1. A muscular man wearing a black respirator, a black tank top and black shorts. “Are you man enough to wear the Ellipse P100 Niosh respirator or should I call Kyle?” 2. A thin woman wearing a black N95 facemask, pink lace bralette, white fur vest, pink and white striped pants and sunglasses “Sorry I made it weird when I said my life is worth more than eating indoors at Applebees.” 3. A stacked woman wearing a white N95 facemask and a low cut white tank top “I bring a sort of wear a fuckin mask vibe to the party” 4. A photonegative woman wearing a black N95 facemask and black tshirt “Radical Covid zero extremists want your dick to keep working.” Comment by Liz at the bottom “trying some new approaches 🌈🍔”]

Ooh I own an Elipse p100 that duckers comfy as hell, works great with glasses, does double duty for fire conditions.

#anyone know if Elipse p100 protects against covid?
#bc dude that thing looks sick

From https://pksafety.com/blog/respiratory-basics-n95-vs-p100/:

The number in a rating tells you the minimum amount of airborne challenge particles the mask protects against: an N95 mask keeps out at least 95% of particles but isn’t oil resistant, and a P100 mask is oil proof while protecting the wearer from at least 99.8% of particles.

This included virus particles, so yes, it protects against COVID.

Make sure you pick up some replacement filters!

Guys, NO. The Elipse p100 has an EXHALE VALVE. Meaning it filters the air coming in, but it doesn’t filter the air going out. So, yeah, it’ll protect you from COVID while you’re wearing it, but if you happen to get COVID anyways (it happened to me, the most mask-fastidious person I know irl), then you’ll be breathing it out to everyone around you just the same as if you weren’t wearing a mask at all.

Protect yourselves AND each other. Look for masks with no exhale valve.

fleshdyke:

fleshdyke:

fleshdyke:

bitches just want us all to be perfectly perisex more than anything

newborn babies have their genitals mutilated so they’re Normal and intersex teenagers get hrt forced on them whether we like it or not while trans people have to jump through a billion hoops to even have the thought of getting hrt entertained because they would no longer be properly perisex once they begin physically transitioning. what if i killed everyone.

and on top of all the medical abuse we are completely fucking forgotten by EVERY “leftist” and “lgbt activist”. we’re afterthoughts at best to allllll of you

What inspired the 2 Trucks song?

neilcicierega:

I was thinking about two trucks having sex and, well, the rest is history

pekingopera:

tweet to original artist

beerfridgeaesthetic:

eb-the-gamer:

gauntletqueen:

mongoose-in-the-wall:

adastraperabsurdia:

harleyeah:

The mascot of linux was almost a cool foxgirl, just remember that.

The world that could have been 😔

we were robbed, truly

@lesserknownwaifus

Alan Mackey’s original art, pictured above, was intended as a fox*boy*, didn’t win out as the mascot but years later a twitter user cathodegaytube posted her interpretation https://twitter.com/cathodegaytube/status/1197227512075411456?s=20 as a girl

This reached the original artist detailed in this thread who fully supported the interpretation
https://twitter.com/cathodegaytube/status/1269405917700710400

Xenia is the cool transfem foxgirl Linux deserves

forgrtashes-blog:

Vault-Tec is the best anti-nuclear bunker builder in the world, Wally Darling approved! (Bet you weren’t expecting this crossover, huh).

kyacchan-comics:

Me: I hate gossip

Also me:

andmaybegayer:

rowark:

crocketthoughton:

So basically, Dolly the sheep was an accident. They were trying to clone sheep cells, and they ended up unintentally generating an embryo, which turned out to be viable, hence we got Dolly.

The method they used proved unsuccessful in primates, and the risk of cloning primates (and thus humans) outweighs the benefits (because there really aren’t any real benefits, scientifically speaking), so they don’t do it.

Where it’s most likely to be used is in agriculture, cloning livestock embryos.

What they use cloning for is stem cells. Cloning adult cells to create stem cells means they don’t need embryonic stem cells, which is probably the most important thing that came from cloning research in the past 25 years.

The reason it was so important was that it proved that you didn’t need an embryonic cell to clone live animals. The nucleus of an adult cell contains all the DNA you need to clone, because Dolly was cloned from an adult cell, which was previously unheard of. Now they know that adults cells can be reprogrammed back to an embryonic stage, and was a major breakthrough for stem cell research.

So basically, we don’t hear about cloning anymore because they aren’t doing anything that is so exciting it will capture the world’s interest, like Dolly did. But it was a major scientific breakthrough that is still very important.

One of my favourite cloned animals is Kurt, a Przewalski’s Horse who was cloned from the preserved samples from a horse that died in the 90’s so that he can hopefully introduce some additional genetic diversity into the Przewalski’s Horse population. Oh hey there’s actually two clones of this one horse now, the second one is Ollie who was born last year. Kurt is now about four years old. Last I checked he was at the San Diego Zoo.

We don’t tend to clone animals that are more common because we already have a very efficient machine for making sheep, it’s called sheep.

lukewarmorangejulius:

candyredterezii:

iris-collects:

davidkendall:

sixbucks:

When you are alone and have a heart attack. What are you gonna do then?

Take a 2 minute break and read this:

Let’s say it’s 5:25 pm and you’re driving home after an unusually hard day’s work.

You are really tired and frustrated. All of a sudden your chest pains. They are starting to radiate in the arm and jaw. It feels like being stabbed in the chest and heart. You’re only a few miles away from the nearest hospital or home.

Unfortunately you don’t know if you can make it..

Maybe you’ve taken CPR training, but the person running the course hasn’t told you how to help yourself.

How do you survive a heart attack when you’re alone when it happens? A person who is feeling weak and whose heart is beating hard has only about 10 seconds before losing consciousness.

1. But you can help yourself by coughing repeatedly and very strongly! Deep breaths before every cough. Coughing should be repeated every second until you arrive at the hospital or until your heart starts to beat normally.

2. Deep breathing gives oxygen to your lungs and coughing movements boost the heart and blood circulation. Heart pressure also helps to restore a normal heartbeat. Here’s how cardiac arrest victims can make it to the hospital for the right treatment

3. Cardiologists say if someone gets this message and passes it on to 10 people, we can expect to save at least one life.

4. FOR WOMEN: You should know that women have additional and different symptoms. Rarely have crushing chest pain or pain in the arms. Often have indigestion and tightness across the back at the bra line plus sudden fatigue.

Reblogging this, because it is helpful information, BUT, with a couple of additions and caveats. First, this:

And then this:

And yes, as you get older, these are things you actually start thinking about, and worrying about, so I always try to stay informed.

Important for younger people too!! I was in my 30’s, sitting in a waiting room, feeling sorry for myself because I was the youngest person at the cardiologist’s. Then a kid who couldn’t have been more than 16 walked in….

One of the most dangerous mistakes people make about their health is believing that a health problem doesn’t happen to people “their age”.

the-lovely-planet-earth-deactiv:

hiding the newly gained continent with mist so that no country can colonize it.


the plan is to let a new species of intelligent life evolve there who turn out to better than humanity and ultimately replace them .

Wow, kinda reminds me of eugenics, you sure you’re the good guy?

livelaughratgirl:

jones-friend:

imthegirlwhowaited:

spookyviper:

Thank god for Russian dash cams to bring us wonders like this

they’re saying it’s 3am and they’re so tired and lets just drive and get out of here and then it happens and they’re like ‘well that woke me up”

This video has given youtubers permanent strikes on their account for violent content. Reblog violent content on your dash TODAY

I love violet content

secondlina:

Poetry? More like CROWETRY!

Read Crow Time // Read Namesake // Patreon // Store

Crow Time Plush is now up for sale!

evidently-endless:

i think we should remind musicians they can absolutely make up little stories for their songs btw. it doesn’t have to be about them at all. you can invent a guy and put him in situations to music. time honoured tradition in fact.

the-lovely-planet-earth:

the-red-planet-mars:

definitely-canada:

realgoogleclassroom:

bigbootybaba:

iridescentrey:

black-diamond96:

the-apple-is-the-fruit:

labambinafantasma:

If you’re European, in a couple of weeks you will be denied any and all access to fandom contents on Tumblr and everywhere else on the internet. Here’s why.

On June, 20th the JURI of European Parliament approved of the articles 11 and 13 of the new Copyright Law. These articles are also known as the “Link Tax” and the “Censorship Machines” articles.

Articles 13 in particular forces every internet platform to filter all the contents we upload online, ending once and for all the fandom culture. Which means you won’t be able to upload any type of fandom works like fan arts, fan fictions, gif sets from your favourite films and series, edits, because it’s all copyrighted material. And you won’t also be able to share, enjoy or download other’s contents, because the use of links will be completely restricted.

But not everything’s lost yet. There’s another round of voting scheduled for the early days of July.


What you can do now to save our internet, is to share these informations with all of your family members and friends, and to ask to your MEP (the members of the European Parliament from your country) to vote NO at the next round, to vote against articles 11 and 13.

Here you can find more news and all the details to contact your MEP:

https://saveyourinternet.eu

Also, sign and share this petition:

https://www.change.org/p/european-parliament-stop-the-censorship-machinery-save-the-internet?recruiter=50668942&utm_source=share_petition&utm_medium=twitter&utm_campaign=psf_combo_share_initial

We have just a couple of weeks to stop this complete madness, don’t let them dictating the way we enjoy our internet.

#SaveYourInternet now!

I’m not from Europe but #Save yourInternetEuropeans

Fuck!!!!….

PLS GUYS VOTE!!!!!!!

Why does this have so few notes??? When American Internet was in danger, everyone helped you guys. At least do the same for us.

nobody follows me but whatever. HELP THEM!!

guys, this is actually very important! Please vote!

Not Europeen but still, spread this and please vote

what the actual hell- are the europeans okay?

guys pls vote. help ‘em out this is ludicrous smh

help the europeans ya’ll

stories-that-are-lovely:

xekstrin:

One of the most memorable interactions was Saturday. Into our booth strolls a small family, tempted by free samples of freshly brewed tea. We chatter and give them the spiel, that the tea is character merch and we’re a cozy health-based app called Forage Friends.

The young girl zeroes in on our pride pins.

“They have my pin!” She says excitedly. “They have my flag!”

The dad blinks. He is surprised, but also calm and positive when he sees it’s the lesbian flag. “Oh. That’s… different from what you told me.”

“That was months ago, dad.” And she rolls her eyes. Definitely a teenager.

I turn to him and say, “Yeah, dad.” And we share a little laugh about it.

He says, “No, it’s great. That’s amazing, honey. It was just news to me.”

“Well, I guess I just decided to stop lying to myself. About liking guys. Like right now.”

A little lesbian just came out to her dad and he was super cool about it.

I’m standing there in my tie-dye mask and my cheery blue apron pouring tea and making small talk and I’m trying really hard not to cry or compare it to my experience, the fire & brimstone, the disgust, the conditional acceptance as long as I never bring it up.

So as this beautiful bonding is going on, the girl’s even younger brother turns his gaze around. He’s in a snorlax hoodie and bored and wants to go look at the swords across the hall. But on the other side of our booth….

“WHY DO PEOPLE DRAW THAT?” He asks loudly, and we all turn to our neighboring booth.

Our neighbors were extremely lovely people. Every time we had a break we would talk, and we became good friends over the weekend. They kept apologizing that their booth was next to ours and we kept repeating that it was totally fine. Their booth was great. I even bought their merchandise.

The thing that was so contentious, that they felt the need to apologize for, was that they were selling explicit titty hentai stickers of popular characters. They were censored with little yellow R18 labels but the content was very clear.

So back to the family: I freeze and immediately go somewhere else to let dad handle this question. With adult customers I’ve been loud and positive about our neighbors. (“Man, how has it been boothing next to them?” It’s been great! They bring a lot of foot traffic and they’re kind and wonderful professional neighbors. If anything it’s a fun juxtaposition. We believe in artistic freedom. I bought a sticker too!)

But this is a kid, it’s not my place to explain anything…. But I was extremely curious about what this chill dad would say.

“Well,” dad says with a long measured silence between each word. “Sometimes people are horny.”

the-lovely-planet-earth:

the-red-planet-mars:

definitely-canada:

realgoogleclassroom:

bigbootybaba:

iridescentrey:

black-diamond96:

the-apple-is-the-fruit:

labambinafantasma:

If you’re European, in a couple of weeks you will be denied any and all access to fandom contents on Tumblr and everywhere else on the internet. Here’s why.

On June, 20th the JURI of European Parliament approved of the articles 11 and 13 of the new Copyright Law. These articles are also known as the “Link Tax” and the “Censorship Machines” articles.

Articles 13 in particular forces every internet platform to filter all the contents we upload online, ending once and for all the fandom culture. Which means you won’t be able to upload any type of fandom works like fan arts, fan fictions, gif sets from your favourite films and series, edits, because it’s all copyrighted material. And you won’t also be able to share, enjoy or download other’s contents, because the use of links will be completely restricted.

But not everything’s lost yet. There’s another round of voting scheduled for the early days of July.


What you can do now to save our internet, is to share these informations with all of your family members and friends, and to ask to your MEP (the members of the European Parliament from your country) to vote NO at the next round, to vote against articles 11 and 13.

Here you can find more news and all the details to contact your MEP:

https://saveyourinternet.eu

Also, sign and share this petition:

https://www.change.org/p/european-parliament-stop-the-censorship-machinery-save-the-internet?recruiter=50668942&utm_source=share_petition&utm_medium=twitter&utm_campaign=psf_combo_share_initial

We have just a couple of weeks to stop this complete madness, don’t let them dictating the way we enjoy our internet.

#SaveYourInternet now!

I’m not from Europe but #Save yourInternetEuropeans

Fuck!!!!….

PLS GUYS VOTE!!!!!!!

Why does this have so few notes??? When American Internet was in danger, everyone helped you guys. At least do the same for us.

nobody follows me but whatever. HELP THEM!!

guys, this is actually very important! Please vote!

Not Europeen but still, spread this and please vote

what the actual hell- are the europeans okay?

guys pls vote. help ‘em out this is ludicrous smh

help the europeans ya’ll

mint-corset:

such-justice-wow:

supreme-leader-stoat:

Wrong! It is now!

I don’t like this use of fuckable.

kottkrig:

People liking your personal OCs is still such a crazy feeling, I’ve been doing this for years and ppl asking about them still fills my entire heart with warmth and idk how to handle it

You enjoy this fictional guy I made up for fun?? Whose only content is random artwork or writing made by me and a handful of other artists at most? They have no show/book/game with a large fandom, it’s just one person with an art blog?? I love u

raqhaelia-deactivated20241212:

this changed it all

dduane:

bmwiid:

axxisse:

This is literally the most heart warming story I have read on Twitter so far.
I think this is exactly what friends should do, and I feel everyone deserves people like this.

A barn rasing:  a collective action of a community, in which a barn for one of the members is built or rebuilt collectively by members of the community.

because you cannot, you CANNOT, build a barn on your own, and without it, you will not be able to survive. 

What a fuckin’ gem of a sentence. “What we did today was a barn rasin” 

“Not all heroes…”, etc., etc. This is one way heroism looks.

tamarrud:

This bloodbath has gone on for far too long. At the start of this aggression, the school year had barely just started. The academic year ends in just a month. Everyone, from first graders to university seniors, have lost an entire year at least. I say at least considering even if there is a ceasefire today, Israel had destroyed literally all universities in Gaza and damaged over 400 schools. Lest we forget also Israel’s deliberate targeting of university professors and academics.

You absolutely cannot mistake the intent behind all of this.

freegameplanet:

Ancient Greek Punishment: UI Edition is an odd little experience that allows you to reenact the punishments bestowed by ancient Greek gods in UI form!

Read More & Play The Full Game, Free (Browser)

sensiblereblogifposts:

pkducklett:

fluffmugger:

tenaciouszombiearcher:

Knowledge is empowering

you can literally get gender changers for like $3

And yes, that’s literally what they’re called.

Reblog if you got a gender changer for like $3

i-love-word-association-games:

So I’m on a trip with my robotics team and there’s only two “girls” (me, an enby, and a cis girl), so we get our own beds in our own room, but the guys are rooming four to a room, but there’s only two beds in each room. Which means that two guys are sleeping on the floor every night.

I’m not joking. They were literally arguing over who’s sleeping on the floor tonight (apparently they plan on rotating).

And I asked them “why don’t you just share a bed?” And they all gave me the same answer:

“No, that’s weird! That’d be gay!”

And I just looked at them and I decided to break the bad news to them

“If lying next to another guy makes you wanna suck dick, you already wanted to suck dick.”

I’ve never seen so many Straight Guys™️ enraged by a single sentence before

doubleca5t:

doubleca5t:

The current state of pop girlies is so funny like

Ariana Grande: getting dragged for homewrecking with the guy who played SpongeBob in the SpongeBob musical

Taylor Swift: dropping her worst album in years about how deeply obsessed she is with Matty Healy

Billie Eilish, for some reason:

Context for those who are curious

theshitpostcalligrapher:

popstarryeyed:

charlottan:

banned from the clock app for making too many alarms. you set too many alarms girl! banned from clock app.

thing that happened to famous singer-songwriter andrew hozier-byrne

screenshot of 2 tweets from hozier. the first is a screenshot of a phone notification reading 'can't have more than 50 alarms' captioned 'phone is being judgy today so'. the second reads 'I see some of you have taken the side of the phone here. Perilous mistake'.ALT

tortiefrancis:

sandmandaddy69:

[ID: picture of a person’s hand in the foreground and of a museum exhibit in the background. the person wears two bracelets, and their hand is open wide. they have two fingers missing: the thumb and the ring finger. the exhibit is the presumably missing hand of a statue, displayed inside a glass box. this hand has only two fingers, the thumb and the ring finger. it is also wide open. end ID]

derinthescarletpescatarian:

sanguinifex:

escuerzoresucitado:

That’s definitely a location

I’ve been here in multiple different computer games

pukicho:

pukicho:

Look at this goofy fucker pretending to be a writer. GET OUTTA HERE

I GAINED 112!! SHE IS NOT TO BE FEARED

tenthstar:

*timeline restored*

wholeheartedsuggestions:

the person reading this is going to survive the rough patch they’re going through

eblu3:

I feel like if I could be anything else I’d be a cool looking and super agile robot

battlecrazed-axe-mage:

battlecrazed-axe-mage:

battlecrazed-axe-mage:

battlecrazed-axe-mage:

battlecrazed-axe-mage:

battlecrazed-axe-mage:

battlecrazed-axe-mage:

battlecrazed-axe-mage:

battlecrazed-axe-mage:

Okay legally I have to try this rainbow goo, right?

It seems to be trying to fill a similar ecological niche to jelly so I got waffles to eat it on

I swear to fuck, y'all, this stuff smells like children’s shampoo

Well okay let’s do this

The flavor is indescribable. It’s like if you wanted to make lemon preserves but your only knowledge of lemons came from Saturday morning cartoon advertising. This is lemon as seen through the lens of Dr. Wondertainment of SCP fame and I’m pretty sure it fell through a rip in spacetime from their employee cafeteria. It’s !!LEMON!! (with a strong aftertaste of artificial coloring and plastic from the edible glitter bits)

The texture is exactly how I always imagined it would be to eat aloe vera gel out of the brightly-colored bottle in my mom’s bathroom

Overall 6/10, I’m gonna finish the waffle but fuck knows what I’m gonna do with the rest of the bottle

Update my tummy hurts

I assure you these plastics were very macro

Great news! This is how the yellow glitter junk has ended up

I threw it together with some white wine yeast and water and fermented it into…this! It is violently neon yellow and has some disconcerting hydrophobic globules suspended in it, presumably from some oil that was in the goo. It made the siphon weirdly greasy as I was bottling it, which was unnerving!

As for the taste, it’s…honestly not as bad as expected? It tastes like white wine but lip-puckeringly sour and dry. If I’d backsweetened it after fermentation it might almost have been palatable. When I tasted it at racking it tasted like battery acid so this is a welcome surprise! Yeast truly are the redeemers of all culinary sin

Mostly “hm. This sucks. I wonder if it would suck less if I made it into alcohol”

vickythestrange:

kragehund-est:

kragehund-est:

i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they’re like “uhm… translate? 😒” fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don’t need to know what they’re saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

i sent this meme to 7 people, and 4 of them asked me to translate for them. i legitimately do not think that was necessary.

yo . what do i do if i just spent like 30 minutes scrolling through a terf's blog and now i feel like shit . help . please !!

gayboygaming:

:

Here is a silly cat gif

Deliberately looking at hateful stuff should count as self harm

a-frog-in-a-bog:

liking my mutuals’ posts sloppy style

cognitohazardous:

scpwiki-official:

so much respect for surgeons because all this shit looks like goop to us

tatzelwurming:

slugbo:

beer is cool bc you drink it and instantly want to suck cock

daily-spooky:

escuerzoresucitado:

kayina-san:

Oh how the tables have turned

daily-spooky: