I’m sure Dungeon Meshi is fun but every single screenshot of it looks like this to me:
Marcielle: I literally scream I scream all the time no matter if a situation calls for it or not see watch this AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Liaos: You have to cut the creature meat against the grain you’ll make the meat too tender you see griffin meat was popular in 345 bce before they invented the pitchfork and before they would only eat the knee of this creature so in order to preserve it I will strip like the ancients in 345 bce to eat this heavenly piece of meat
Chucktick or whatever his name is: Honest to god I hope you kill yourself
you’re too logged on man your consumption of internet porn has severed your psychospiritual connection with the beauty of the natural land. i spent 10 months in sensory deprivation exclusively cranking it to the gentle soundscape of a babbling brook and now when i hear the tap on a soda machine go off i bust so hard the gas station clerk has to call the police
My coworker Mike just started cracking up. Informed us someone was trying to make a test Outlook group at work and seems to have accidentally made it a real Outlook group.
Everyone added to the group is named Mike.
Creator of the group isn’t online yet but the Mikes are coming online in droves.
“Why was I added to this group? What do I have in common with all these other Mikes?” -one of the Mikes
“Ah, so this is Mikerosoft” (<- you’re never gonna guess what company I work for)
One Mike has suggested this is an effort by the group-creator to hunt Mikes for sport
Coworker (Mike T.) has informed us he had a meeting earlier today, and among the participants one person was missing (Mike S.) Current theory is first Mike casualty had occurred. More will follow.
Current suggestion is we attempt to add a non-Mike to the group, to test its security.
Coworker Alex: “Alex log, day 207. The Mikes have started to accept me as one of their own.”
Delighted to inform you the group creator is not a Mike at all. It is apparently some guy named Ashton.
My coworker Mike just started cracking up. Informed us someone was trying to make a test Outlook group at work and seems to have accidentally made it a real Outlook group.
Everyone added to the group is named Mike.
Creator of the group isn’t online yet but the Mikes are coming online in droves.
“Why was I added to this group? What do I have in common with all these other Mikes?” -one of the Mikes
“Ah, so this is Mikerosoft” (<- you’re never gonna guess what company I work for)
One Mike has suggested this is an effort by the group-creator to hunt Mikes for sport
Coworker (Mike T.) has informed us he had a meeting earlier today, and among the participants one person was missing (Mike S.) Current theory is first Mike casualty had occurred. More will follow.
Current suggestion is we attempt to add a non-Mike to the group, to test its security.
Coworker Alex: “Alex log, day 207. The Mikes have started to accept me as one of their own.”
Delighted to inform you the group creator is not a Mike at all. It is apparently some guy named Ashton.
Leshy is the ex-god of chaos, so it’s no surprise he favors chaos and that it guides most of his actions, which also makes his motives pretty unpredictable, even to the other Bishops.
Hating the Lamb would be the logical thing to do, but approaching them in a friendly way will result in more confusion and a chance to annoy the hell out of Narinder as a bonus.
So far Lamb doesn’t seem to mind, aside from the confusion the interactions cause them.
Post that will get me labelled a psyop but honestly the moment that a party realizes that “you might not like us but you have no choice but to vote for us because otherwise the fascists win” is an effective way to rake in votes it practically ensures that they’ll never take any actual meaningful action against the fascism problem. They gotta keep the fascists around bro they’re their electoral strategy.
And with each cycle as the window of “normalcy” for their donors gets ratcheted right-ward, the level of deniability grows. The only workable solution is an interlocking network of small action networks that can provide for people’s daily needs (food, shelter, etc)
The main reason the Black Panthers were targeted wasn’t their standing armed defense of neighborhoods. It was their free meals for kids and clinics. Look into their 12 point program, and either find a way to support similar movements today.
i swear it would be easier to explain if someone looked over my shoulder and saw me watching porn than to explain some of the posts on my damn dashboard…this being one of them
