May 2024

holythefirm:

boss-of-armadildos:

Post corrections/clarifications are my favorite genre of humor: a compilation

annunakitty:

iridessence:

iridessence:

mysterysciencegirlfriend3000:

iridessence:

stop holding ya pee for so damn long

Are you psychic?

no, i just know somebody following me is putting that shit off when it’s vital

No but really always reblog for a follower in need.

gffa:

“The way I personally stay true to the story I started down on is to give myself permission to not teach anyone anything. I’m not writing a manual. I’m not delivering bromides. I know that a lot of people do take enormous pleasure and relief in lines or phrases or ideas from stories that ring true to their own lives, but it’s important for me that I tell a story and that I’m not writing Chicken Soup for the Necromantic Soul. It is getting harder and harder again, especially for authors from marginalised places or backgrounds, to write works where the takeaway isn’t ‘this is to succour all my marginalised people’. For anyone on the female-identified axis this is especially hard because it seems to me that most books by anyone female-adjacent have an expectation that they will comfort the uncomfortable and discomfit the comfortable etc., whereas a guy can just tell an adventure story and be done with it. This ties in with an idea that I think nowadays that good art is moral and bad art is immoral: i.e. if a story is bad it actually has to be because the lessons are bad, and if a story is good it must somehow be beautiful on the moral scale. We go looking for why the art we love is moral even if the art we love is a donut. I think this is the pressure of capitalism on time – that everything has to double or triple up in benefit compared to the time we take on it: if we’re prepared to waste eight hours on a book we had better be able to tot up at the end how that book was also feeding us in some way. That’s brand time we just used.“  (Tamsyn Muir)

Holy shit, Ms. Muir, marry me.

anton-exe:

lukadjo:

Ohhhhhhhhh fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

Well at least using the site doesn’t benefit them. Still I would like to see evidence of when this all took place.

Edit: The original poster of the “signal boosting this” is suspended so trying to confirm this just got harder.

Edit: source

Yeah…

after looking into it a bit more

this does not appear to be from an actual director. just a random volunteer

if i am reading the stuff correctly, dre is threatening to submit a harassment complaint, but does not have any actual power over the volunteer with the status or the site. this isn’t “run by zionists”, this is “there’s a single zionist there” (which should be promptly removed, but i feel the situation was made out to be a lot worse than it truly is)

(note: i am not too used to ao3 so i don’t know too much)

Thanks

therobotmonster:

prokopetz:

prokopetz:

I want to play a soulslike where the horny undercurrent of the bosses’ elaborate instant kill attacks gets less and less plausibly deniable as the game goes on. Like, in the opening hours there might be a boss who turns you to stone with lurid panning closeups of your character’s expression of frozen horror or whatever, and then by the 50% mark you’re running into fights with shit like a thirty-second cutscene where the boss inflates you big and round. It’s critical that it never actually tips over into outright porn, so that I can play dumb and act like the people who’ve picked up on the horny vibe are reading too much into it.

The best thing about this post is all the folks in the notes who clearly think that deniably fetishy instant kill animations are something I’m proposing should be added to soulslikes, rather than something that’s already broadly present in the genre.

Commercial Voice: Rated E for Everyone.

prawnlegs:

drunkenauthor:

prawnlegs:

JUST yesterday I gave the library director my elevator rant about why webtoon is evil lmao webcomic library is your friend

I agree but I’d still like to listen to your rant

I have not personally tried to host my comic on webtoon so this is all coming from friends in the trenches, but basically it’s very geared towards marketable homogeneity and anything that doesn’t have a professional level of polish gets swept under the rug. It treats webcomics like an IP farm for potential lucrative netflix deals instead of, say… an art form with its own merits. And for my Old Man Moment: it’s become such a juggernaut that people are starting to ignore anything that isn’t hosted there, and using “webtoon” generically for “webcomic.”

Webcomics started as punk outsider art and seeing them molded into consumer products makes me seethe

mickules:

Sometimes burnt bridges can be rebuilt.

Ace Attorney had it’s 20th anniversary last year and combined with the long awaited translation of Dai Gyakuten Saiban/the Great Ace Attorney Chronicles I got all nostalgic.

THIS moment is my absolute favourite scene:
Phoenix Wright, terrified of heights, running across a burning bridge above a canyon because he’s far more scared of losing anyone else, that he’d do anything to stop it.
And in what would become a recurring motif, when Phoenix is in desperate straits, Edgeworth puts everything on the line to build him back up.

The same way Phoenix saved him.

I love these games.

(longboy combined version under cut cos the quality gets nerfed)

Keep reading

lukadjo:

Ohhhhhhhhh fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

Well at least using the site doesn’t benefit them. Still I would like to see evidence of when this all took place.

Edit: The original poster of the “signal boosting this” is suspended so trying to confirm this just got harder.

Edit: source

Yeah…

non-tyrannical-usa:

existentialcrisisetcetera:

no little german boy don’t walk into that electric fence! 

oh mein gott, zhis fence is full of shockenspdyiujhsgfwgh;lkjsdhggslkjn;dbjvkgchskjhlbndjbhvkjgsvhlbdhvkjgflhkd

@germany-official @genuinely-germany @totally-germany

one of you 🫵

redpandarascal:

daddyfuckedme:

the original makes the same point, but it’s funnier

sa-filonzana:

writing-prompt-s:

“Please stop writing! The very next thing you write will actually happen!”

adropofhumanity:

non-tyrannical-usa:

sayruq:

This is monumental. May it be the start of a new movement

W COLUMBIANS!!!

animentality:

herpsandbirds:

Giant Iridescent Tiger Moth (Chrysocale gigantea), family Erebidae, Colombia

photograph by Valentin Golubkov

writing-prompt-s:

weaselle:

tunashei:

Caves are weirder and more varied than you think

my followers can have some cave pics, as a treat

Good reference for writers

postsofbabel:

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tomcruisingthroughlife:

peach-pot:

when is comes to asexuality and aromanticism you have to be okay with contradiction. one ace person will say asexuality is about not experiencing attraction, another will say it’s about not caring to act on attraction, another will say it’s not experiencing arousal. one aromantic will consider themself queer, one won’t. two people with seemingly identical experiences will use two different labels. aro people will be in romantic relationships, ace people will have sex. you get it.

blueengland:

this is an apt description for nya i feel

zennistrad:

fucking losing it over this thumbnail

inthesensethat:

emmalily:

offending-the-offended:

imaginarycircus:

sofia-ciel:

alexithymia42:

blockmind:

hello-missdolly:

beanmom:

nospockdasgay:

redbloodedamerica:

mallninjacode:

pual1010:

brownglucose:

stunningpicture:

So proud of my mother for doing her own research after I sent her that meme. A sign she hung in her car window.

Stay woke

Is this true?

Not only is it true, it gets worse. The Susan G Komen For The Cure Foundation has actually successfully sued “competing” charities, because (paraphrasing) their “message or branding was infringing.”

You read that correctly: they took money that people had donated to cure cancer, and hired attorneys with it, to sue ANOTHER group of people trying to find a cure for cancer, who, in turn, had to us their donated money to hire their own legal counsel to defend themselves.

Yeah signal boost because not enough people know about this and seriously FUCK SUSAN G. KOMEN THEY ARE THE ACTUAL WORST

Some links…

http://thinkbeforeyoupink.org/

http://www.somethingawful.com/feature-articles/for-the-cure/

http://thestir.cafemom.com/in_the_news/132728/susan_g_komen_foundation_has

(reblogged in honor of my mother, who died of breast cancer, 11/13/97)

Reblog every time I see it. Roughly once a month.

Also please never forget the pink fracking drill bit

image

that’s right
fracking
you know, a process using chemicals known to cause cancer that leech into the water supply

http://www.triplepundit.com/2014/10/baker-hughes-fights-breast-cancer-pink-fracking-drill-bits/

http://www.nbcnews.com/health/cancer/pink-drill-bits-bring-complaints-komen-tie-fracking-n223166

It’s that time of year again, please remember Komen is the actual worst

Komen For The Cure is pretty much awful.

My mother died in 1996 from breast cancer. Most cancer charities are scams, in that people throw fancy parties and get rich off them and very little money goes into research or support for patients. Here are some vetted cancer charities that get good scores on Charity Navigator and pay medical expenses or fund research:

Breast Cancer Research Foundation

Cancer Research Institute

Dana-Farber Cancer Institute

63 four star rated cancer charities on charity navigator

Signal boosting this

Reblogging from myself because it’s October now

thelittledaily:

REBLOG THIS TO GIVE THE PERSON YOU REBLOGGED THIS FROM A GOLD STAR BECAUSE THEY’VE BEEN STELLAR TODAY AND THEY DESERVE IT ⭐️

hyp3rdr1v3:

inside-my-gay-mind:

Real

depsidase:

depsidase:

soberscientistlife:

It is ridiculous how much grocery prices have increased

calocera:

calocera:

my pet mold spore

catchymemes:

the-conquest-of-shred:

peak half assed inclusivity that speaks to reality

[First Image description: a close-up photo of a  Lego™ figure in a plastic molded Lego wheelchair. end description]ALT

good on Lego for making a physically disabled Lego dude


[Second image description: a photo of a Lego™ model coffee shop with the wheelchair-using figure on its back, awkwardly jammed against the coffee shop table. description ends]ALT

absolutely incredible accidental commentary by making him not fit in any of the buildings

depsidase:

charlottan:

good. weve narrowed it down

brucebocchi:

elon musk admitted under threat of perjury that this is his burner account

copepods:

duckapus:

copepods:

leitmotifs never get old to me like holy shit dude there’s this melody that corresponds to this one guy and if you hear the melody it means the guy is there. holy shit. and sometimes it refers to ideas too not just guys. has anyone heard about this

Sometimes something fucked up happens to the guy and their melody gets fucked up too. Sometimes the thing that fucked them up also has its own melody and when the first melody gets fucked up the second melody gets mixed in

no fucking way dude. are you serious

alexs-random-bullshit:

bacony-cakes:

@saint-official

@anton-exe

i-count-words-in-posts:

valtsv:

valtsv:

a triangle chart with three captions, one at each point. the first says "angel rules (you can break the rules, but doing so will have irreversible consequences)". the second, "fae rules (you can't break the rules, but you can exploit any loophole)" and the third "machine/artificial intelligence rules (the rules are encoded in your very being, and to break them requires breaking you)".ALT

been thinking about fantasy/scifi rule systems and free will

a youtube thumbnail titled "what the fuck is god's problem?" showing three young boys sitting in a semicircle on a couch as if in the middle of a debate. the kids are captioned "fae" "angel" and "machine" respectivelyALT

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foone:

catgirlforeskin:

lorebird:

byjove:

spiffiesttea:

some-j-name:

spiffiesttea:

tricotbf:

byjove:

girl I would kill myself if I did that lol

reading harry potter actively makes you less literate

j why did you censor the name of the scottish play

I think doing that is way funnier than saying the Scottish play, and I’m not going to risk actually saying the name and having something bad happen

i just realized despite me making fun of you for saying m*cbeth, i refused to say it myself. i am fucked up

even I, the op, flinched while writing it in the notes 😔

do y’all only post from inside a theatre?

All the world’s a stage, catgirlforeskin.

swordy-da-goat:

swordy-da-goat:

An amorphous black blob thingy that shape-shifts into any hazard related thing.

The Hazard Monster also has the ability to change the reaction of their body. Examples include:

There are other examples of reactivity, but I don’t wanna draw them

hemuchang:

hi friend

theauthor27:

paradichlorosocksy:

I have been laughing at the concept of splatoon for 2 minutes now what is wrong with me

anarchistmemecollective:

agoodcartoon:

dont threaten me with a good time

political cartoon recreation of the painting in the sistine chapel of adam and god's fingers almost touching, except god's arm has been replaced with a skeleton, which is labeled "capitalism - statism".  captioned "a culture that celebrates greed, power, and competition - the creation of a death cult"

stele3:

liberalsarecool:

Elon Musk bought the company. He has nothing to do with the development. #CosplayEngineer

No. I will not have you do this.

Dr. Nikola Tesla did not sign bad contracts. He signed an excellent contract with Westinghouse to bring AC power to America. Westinghouse was the big competitor against Edison Electric, which ran DC power. Thomas Edison was a massive prick and Edison Electric went around doing its best to convince everyone that AC power was dangerous, most infamously by electrocuting an elephant to death and developing the first execution-style electric chair using AC power. All of this cemented in the mind of the public that AC power was dangerous and deadly, while DC power was somehow safer.

By 1890, Westinghouse was in trouble. George Westinghouse went to Tesla and laid out the truth: if he honored the royalty contracts that he’d agreed to pay Tesla, he would go bankrupt. So Tesla tore up the contracts. He walked away from millions, maybe billions of dollars because he believed that wireless electricity should be free to the world. Westinghouse went on to bring AC power to homes across America.

Tesla wasn’t a bad businessman. He was an idealist who hated capitalism.

queer-as-city-folk:

queer-as-city-folk:

Quickly threw together a comic

I added more songs to it

alexandriaocasiocortez:

iwanttodance:

theliltchirurgeon:

mortalityplays:

leog4u:

mortalityplays:

mortalityplays:

the whole point of a zine is that it’s cheap to produce, amateur and homemade. if you’re being asked to apply to participate in a print project, it is not a zine. if the final product is being printed and bound professionally, it is not a zine. if you are being asked to enter into any kind of licensing agreement more complex than “my work can be reproduced as part of this publication” it is not a zine. nine times put of ten if the final product costs more than $5 you have left zine country. im so serious about this.

this isn’t snobby gatekeeping or imaginary semantic problems or whatever, this is an issue that has come up irl at cons and zine fairs local to me and which keeps coming up online. people who show up to trade fairs selling professionally printed $15 anthologies as ‘zines’ have a direct impact on the people trying to sell their $3 chapbooks at the next table over. submission based kickstarter projects that bill themselves as 'zines’ exploit the connotations of amateur, punk production values to induce creators to work for less and eschew formal guarantees and protections they are entitled to.

my favorite zines have all been $1 or free and printed on highlighter paper. i used to pick em up from a book store in chelsea that sold predominantly self published work, and had sections for zines. Some were about how to eat cheap in the city when most of your paycheck went to rent, others were talking about the best drag performances in town, and plenty of DIY stuff. all of them had the same unique quality: nobody but the author and their collaborators could’ve made this, and they wanted to make it easily accessible to the community

i kinda hate that the word that was used for extremely personal and cheap works is applied to essentially art books of your favorite anime OTP

hi! sorry, real quick:

  • grab a piece of paper and fold it in half like a book
  • write “im indifferent to zines” on the cover
  • write “i’ve never been able to buy one” on the first page
  • write “and i’ll never be in one” on the second page
  • write “just want to be a hater today” on the back

congrats you’re in a zine! if you like you can photocopy it and sell it to art students, fellow haters, or anyone with a sense of humour. I’ll buy one.

ive been saying this since 2015! all my illustrator friends kept submitting to them (and gettin in which i was proud of) but they… werent zines. they were like massive books with grandiose color schemes and gilded bossing. i couldnt afford them even. zines are oft free or traded and they arent about how pretty a picture you can make.

the first zine idea i found was in a book i checked out from the library (id never remember what it was. it was about cartooning i think and had a section about chibi style lol) that had a little section on taking one sheet of paper, marking it into eighths, cutting a line in the center of the page and folding it over for a quick eight pages. like this

this makes printing soooo easy too. id love to see these floating around places

So I scrolled past this post and was thinking the same thought I always do when I see people talking about zines, which is basically ‘zines are so cool, I’ve never made one because I don’t think I have anything interesting to say in one, but I should make a zine someday if I ever have creative energy again’ and then it gets added to my ever growing mental list of things I want to do but don’t end up doing (I have spent the last several years struggling so hard with my depression that I can’t seam to create anything at all)

And then I thought, hey I have a piece of paper by my desk I should at least follow that diagram and fold it, that way I’m halfway there even if it’s blank and sits on my desk for months, and then 5 minutes later I had this:

Now I’m just holding this little thing I’ve made in my hands and I love it so much

So thank you to this post for inspiring me to make something today! Even if it’s just a simple silly little thing I’m going to treasure it

certifiedlibraryposts:

the-golden-onion:

So I work at a library and about a month ago I helped a little old woman who is legally blind figure out how to listen to our audiobooks on her tablet. We got to chatting and I mentioned that I always listen to audiobooks while I knit, which made her very excited and she told me all about the afghans she used to make when she could still see. She was so sweet and I was so glad to be able to help her figure out a way to still enjoy books without being able to read.

Yesterday I answered the phone at work and when I said my name the woman on the other line got so excited and said “Madeline?? You’re exactly who I wanted to talk to! This is Marie, you helped me about a month ago. How late are you working today?” It was her!! And about an hour later she and her husband showed up, and she was carrying a huge stack of old knitting patterns for me, and her husband brought in a few boxes full of yarn. They couldn’t stay long but I was so touched that she remembered me, and I struggled to not just flat out start crying when she handed me the patterns. When I looked through them later I realized it was her entire personal collection from over the years, including all her personal notes and drawings and even some photographs of her finished pieces. No one in my family knits, and to have someone pass on their legacy to me like that was incredibly moving.

This isn’t what I usually post here, but with life being especially dark lately I wanted to share a moment of happiness and a reminder that a bit of kindness goes a long way ♡

Certified Library Post

tomcruisingthroughlife:

massachusetts-official:

herbgeek:

technofeudalism:

technofeudalism:

technofeudalism:

technofeudalism:

absolutely losing my mind that a bunch of nimby assholes spent $500k to build a sandcastle that was promptly wiped away

ted i really could not disagree more this is far from catastrophic. i am ensconced.

literally selling sand to people who live on the beach. some people’s hustle and grift game cannot be overstated. world class shit right here

i love tumblr but i hate that we have been conditioned to think you can’t add some of the most insightful shit you’ve ever seen to absolute shitposts. please by all means reblog my posts with this kind of context because it’s so important. excellent points here.

Stop. Removing. Native. Plants.

Official Post of Massachusetts