May 2024

kaible:

succubused:

succubused:

queerphobe:

flat fuck friday

you know what day it is

queued this because I did NOT want to miss another Flat Fuck Friday

kaible:

succubused:

succubused:

queerphobe:

flat fuck friday

you know what day it is

queued this because I did NOT want to miss another Flat Fuck Friday

miaumiaoumao:

Narinder is helpful

Little idea, haunting my mind all day

theworsethingsgettheharderifight:

jimxugle:

theworsethingsgettheharderifight:

serial777killers:

🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈

40.4004260, -79.8731200

What is your opinion on bees?

punkitt-is-here:

love those little cunts

dragewn:

meet Azul! he’s a record breaking track and field athlete. a go-getter who can’t be held back. his twin sister helped him every step of the way from physical therapy to bringing home the gold 🥇

dragewn:

meet Azul! he’s a record breaking track and field athlete. a go-getter who can’t be held back. his twin sister helped him every step of the way from physical therapy to bringing home the gold 🥇

waspcup:

hello my name is Very tiny flying insect i see you’ve got an uncovered beverage outdoors. Can i fall into it and kill myself please please please please please please please please please please

serial-unaliver-deactivated2024:

we sentence you to trying to get your mother to admit she’s been wrong before

lettuce-from-the-salad-bar:

theautumnaldemon:

jufy4718284791010847492928:

istaht ar a arate

Damn did Joof walk into the electric fence again ?? /j

bamsara:

Some of the Amnesia trope spin off of TROD AU I drew in stream the other day, Narinder version (idk I’ll come up with an actual name for it or just keep calling it the ‘trod amnesia au’ lmao)

Still not quite used to Clip Studio Paint, the brushes feel stiffer to use and I think it shows but alas

amayikes:

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Everyone, I am so happy to see Adriana Varejão in my dash??

She is a brazilian sculptor and artist who is probably one of the best creators of gore in formal art I’ve ever seen. Here’s some more of her work.


She loves exploring portuguese tiling, and her work includes eras that are solely focused on tiles.

She has also went through phases where she explored cracks in ink and in tiling

And of course that evolved into bloody cracks and slashes on tiles, like the walls are living beings

Which then became her iconic meat walls, but I also love her pool paintings, it’s a completely different kind of unsettling more akin to liminal spaces

I can’t add more images because tumblr sucks but ADRIANA VAREJÃO. Pride of my fucking country I tell you

definitely-tiktok-trust:

yes-im-youtube-kids:

mayday396:

medic981:

the-awkward-belle:

kingsleyyy:

i swear it would be easier to explain if someone looked over my shoulder and saw me watching porn than to explain some of the posts on my damn dashboard…this being one of them

@daniexa I FOUND IT!!!

Un-find it!!!!

Oh this Hellsite makes things Better

oh dear

Wth is this

littleguysdaily:

realshinjiikari:

ampervadasz:

This bird loves eating metal

the-arcade-doctor:

Headhunter lore:

he’s a reaper who has a knack for playing games

he harvests souls, not because they’re about to die, but to add them to his collection

he thinks ACTUAL death is too good for his victims, and drags them into his world

wolfertinger666:

wolfertinger666:

hey um, feel free to reference or study my art if it helps ya improve or Bec you want too! I find it flattering and honoring (⁠ᵔ⁠ᴥ⁠ᵔ⁠) I don’t like gatekeeping my style or sources

I use ibis paint, I use the default brushes (digital, oil hair for painting, felt tip, and watercolor brush) I use the blur and smudge tool to render my work and I use the built in textures to add that paper feel to my art(dirty paper texture and drawing paper texture) have fun!!!!

balkanbruiser:

girlnephew:

copywriteddad:

valmillion:

it was international jazz day and all you guys listened to was a single album??

not even close to joking when i say that everyone going “meeeee :3” in the notes needs to ask themselves why they’re so much more willing to listen to jazz that isn’t made by black artists

If you like Casiopea, check out some classic jazz funk fusion albums like Head Hunters by Herbie Hancock or Return to Forever by Chick Corea.

If you like the Cowboy Bebop soundtrack, check out some later period big band albums like Mingus Ah Um by Charles Mingus and The Roar of ‘84 by Buddy Rich.

If you like the Persona soundtrack, check out some more modern jazz fusion albums with electronic elements like Black Focus by Yussef Kamaal or Freedom Fables by Nubiyan Twist.

is-the-cat-video-cute:

nezjazz:

cybereihino:

teathattast:

bless

Only tik tok video that’s valid

@is-the-cat-video-cute

Rating: Cute

this is a cat that really likes and trusts its person. note how halfway through the video it flops and shows its belly, which is an indication of trust/positive relationships. it doesn’t really know what its owner is doing, but it likes being around them and is game to hang out for whatever silliness is going on.

heartbreakglow:

“I like your voice” ok the let me read to you while your head rests on my chest and i scratch your head until you fall asleep

flork-of-cows-official:

mahjong

leninisms:

i wish i could say this more eloquently but watching these college solidarity encampments popping up around the world… watching university faculty use themselves as shields to protect their students from the police… watching these students put their own safety on the line to demand divestments… i’ve never seen anything like it, and every update moves me to tears.

dduane:

elljayvee:

the-data-files:

The Rosetta Stone on the Deep Space Nine Promenade, written in English, Klingon, Vulcan, Ferengi, Bajoran and Cardassian

I’m losing my fucking mind at some of these businesses

Tom Servo’s Used Robots. Spacely Sprockets.

Fucking. Milliways and the Sirius Cybernetics Corp.

motherfucking Yoyodyne Propulsion Systems

Cavor’s Gravity Devices.

THE BANZAI INSTITUTE.

(snicker) Chez Zimmerman.

Hello, I am from (Rafah) in the refugee camp. I have left my parents at home, my younger siblings have been relying on me for their education, due to the family being economically poor, I took the responsibility of going to do domestic work. in 2017 in the (Gaza) Strip. In the family I was working for, everything was destroyed after riots broke out, the house was bombed, and unexpected deaths occurred frequently. And that's when we ran to Rafah. I am facing the challenge of leaving there (Rafah) because my mother is sick, she has 3C colon cancer, and my father has type 2 diabetes. I am their biggest support, the cost of leaving (Rafah) is $5000 and those it's too much money, I can't afford it right now. Please, I am at your feet, I am asking for your help so I can get home. Thank you🙏 DONATE AND SHARE

Another scam account? Your three day post history sure is realistic looking!!

pandakong:

brucebocchi:

[ID: Notification with a headphone icon and four colored dots. It reads, “Talk to your Ass… / Just press and hold the action butt..” / end ID]

dehydratedlydia:

jarnt8:

transuncletaylor:

Big boy Kiwi sliding into your feed

fat shit

HES NOT FAT HES FLUFFY AND CUTE AND SO SO FULL OFF LOVE >:C

decamarks:

i would literally be the worst creepypasta protagonist. i would find an evil haunted copy of mario 64 and i’d boot it up and see mario’s face distorted nightmarishly and the title would be “SUPER MARIO DEAD 96” and i’d be like “wow what a cool romhack with no information about it anywhere online i can’t believe i found such a rare and beautiful thing” and there’d be blood everywhere and the overworld music would be screeching static intercut with barely audible whispering so i record it and play it backwards and the whispering is just “DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH” and the spectrogram i generated is a small open-mouthed screaming face with empty eyes (which should be impossible considering the audio contents don’t correspond with the image at all, and the picture is strangely clear) and i’m like “wow such amazing attention to detail this must’ve taken so much work” and all the levels are named like ‘sector: EPITAPH’ with no enemies and untextured 3d primitives in an endless gray expanse soundtracked by slowed down n64 synthesizers and i’d say “wow this uncanny emptiness captures such a harrowing side of nostalgia, it really conveys this haunting impression of a missing or dead inner child or something” and then mario turns to the camera and starts listing off the coordinates of my current location and i’m like “wow they even put a geolocator in this thing” and i play the game nonstop because i’m absolutely enraptured by this strange and scary piece of art and i want to keep exploring it but then this ghostly kid emerges from the cartridge in a brilliant ray of light because it turns out by playing the game i gave this sad dead child an outlet to express his anger and grief and through my unconditional love and enjoyment of the game i’ve allowed this kid to play his favorite game one last time and so he vanishes, smiling, and now no one will ever believe me because all i have is this normal cartridge of mario 64 with the name “ANDREW” scrawled in sharpie on the back

thefloatingstone:

rain-droplet:

egberts:

itwashotwestayedinthewater:

itwashotwestayedinthewater:

bungus

welcome to ‘no note bungus’. reblog and you will feel a sense of accomplishment and goodwill wash over you

two note bungus if you’re brave enough

For some reason this showed up with SEVEN whole notes on my dash

leninisms:

i wish i could say this more eloquently but watching these college solidarity encampments popping up around the world… watching university faculty use themselves as shields to protect their students from the police… watching these students put their own safety on the line to demand divestments… i’ve never seen anything like it, and every update moves me to tears.

voidpunk-life:

i-say-ok:

theradioghost:

oh shit wait you guys know about the aardwolf right?????? right???????

theradioghost:

hyena positivity that focuses on spotted hyenas only is so fake. if you don’t love brown and striped hyenas then get out. if you don’t love aardwolves I can’t even look at you oh my god

leeeeeetle hyena? eats bugs?

OK. ♥️

lierdumoa:

cheeseanonioncrisps:

angel-alistary:

wholesomepostarchive:

floatingrockinthesky:

sketchy-pebbles:

pancakeke:

flannelgeek:

johnnyjoestarrelatable:

hellobendykitty:

You can make one here

same energy

and another

The holy trinity

This is so fucking wholesome wtf

1/23/2022

How could we forget.

This post has strong 1997 internet energy.

catboybiologist:

queerism1969:

Just a further little note.

I adore transition timelines from people who started around my age. They boost my hope and confidence so much.

Also love to see the representation of trans BIPOC, which is sorely missing from public perception.

And also. Y'know. Respectful appreciation.

eateradam:

happy rika pokemas day to all who celebrate

slate021:

Getting Used To It

theautumnaldemon:

jufy4718284791010847492928:

theautumnaldemon:

jufy4718284791010847492928:

istaht ar a arate

Damn did Joof walk into the electric fence again ?? /j

mmetamorpjsoauwsis

RIP Joofenschmirtz

died to electric fence

dilemind:

xenneyehc:

Tumblr is such my safe space.

Bored in public? Tumblr.

High? Tumblr.

Going thru some shit? Tumblr.

tumblr in public is like russian roulette lol

sneezest:

ganondorf:

this is like the democrat version of when republicans see a long line at the food pantry and are like “this is what america would look like under communism”

it should be mentioned Professor Samer Alatout is Palestinian

julieterbang:

8.46am__

aninonin:

aninonin:

papasmoke:

papasmoke:

randomly thinking about that huge mosaic floor that that family in Gaza unearthed in their backyard last year, no idea if they’re safe, no idea how their home or that incredible archeological discovery has fared, maybe the IDF excavated it and moved it to one of their shitty museums, no fucking clue

reply from passerea reading: Gaza has so so much incredible archaeology from prehistory through the Hellenistic and Roman period through the medieval, so many incredible discoveries have been made there from statues to pottery to tools to mosaics and building rubble and so much more, Gaza and Palestine have such incredible history and Israel wants nothing more than to destroy and/or pillage it.ALT

Keep reading

I tried to find the podcast where I first heard about archaeology in Israel, and in Jerusalem specifically. I thought it was NPR, but if it was I wasn’t able to find it again. The TLDR was that Israeli archaeologists look for anything that legitimizes Israel’s presence there, so they search specifically for Jewish evidence, and discard everything else. Jewish, Christian, and Muslim groups have lived in Jerusalem in peace for centuries, but evidence of that is being thrown away as irrelevant to the aim of these digs. One of the big technical criticisms of these archaeological digs is that it’s bad archaeology. When you’re trying to investigate the past, you dig deep and vertically, trying to avoid damaging the layers as much as you can. These archaeologists dig horizontally, destroying much of the evidence of other cultural groups’ existences in the process.

Anyway, I couldn’t find the podcast, but here’s a source that talks about the same thing a bit:

I think I found the original source!

level1cleric:

dazed-and-wandering:

The boots - the socks

my dash did a funny

daemonhxckergrrl:

butchdykekondraki-moved:

butchdykekondraki-moved:

butchdykekondraki-moved:

can everyone be normal about masculine presenting trans women. for the love of god can everyone please be fucking normal about masculine presenting trans women.

hey guys you understand that when you say women don’t owe you femininity it includes trans women right. you guys know that trans women don’t need to be feminine to be considered women right. right. guys. you know that right. right guys. Right Guys.

listen to me okay listen to me. trans women can be comfortable being masc. it does not mean they’re not trans women. sometimes, and i know this is going to be a shock to some of you, but sometimes trans people can be trans and not look like their gender. do you hear me are you fucking processing what im saying right now

“I need to be more fem to be more masc” comes from people not being normal about masc trans women

yeoldenews:

A selection of strange and cryptic personal ads from The New York Herald, 1860s to 1890s. 3/?

tomcruisingthroughlife:

brockdavis:

Recently, while staring far too long at a potato chip, it occurred to me that the ridges could possibly be used to create a lenticular effect. So I got out some chip dip (and the smallest paint brush I have) to test it out. I started with a simple 2-frame illustration of a football and a basketball, then I painted a little sour cream and onion dip bird. 🥔🕊️ - via my new @brockdavisart instagram

derinthescarletpescatarian:

lumeninfusco:

lumeninfusco:

thyrell:

thyrell:

elon musk had a third child with grimes that he kept secret until the release of his biography. he named it techno mechanicus

can you imagine being an adult nepo baby at a company your rich dad invested in and having to walk into the boardroom first day like. hi everyone. my name is techno mechanicus

I can tell this is fake because “techno mechanicus” doesn’t start with X

OH SON OF A BITCH

Screenshot of an article about Elon Musk's biography. Quote:
"him. The musician Grimes, the mother of three of Musk's children (the existence of the third, Techno Mechanicus, nicknamed Tau, has been kept private until now), calls his roiling anger "demon mode" - a mindset that "causes a lot of chaost." She also"
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The word "Tau" in the described passage is highlighted.ALT
Screenshot of a wikipedia page about "Tau". It reads: "Tau was derived from the Phoenician letter taw" followed by a character that closely resembles the roman alphanumeric letter X. The implication being that Elon has named yet another human being some variant of the letter X.ALT

I haven’t been reblogging this post because I genuinely assumed you guys were Goncharoving a nepo baby

wizardarchetypes:

doublism:

they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn’t work good.

when I was a kid I had an old tv in my room that would always turn to unwatchable static in the middle of shows but one night my sister and I were watching Naruto & every time Kakashi was on-screen the static cleared so we were like “hahaha the tv looooves Kakashi.”

I had a Kakashi bookmark so we held it up against the screen as a joke but the static actually cleared up. Mystified, we tried different bookmarks and objects with the same plastic material but nothing else worked, only the Kakashi bookmark.

We ended up taping it to the corner of the screen and it stayed there for 11 years until we moved out. When I was older people would be like “can you move the bookmark off the screen” bc it did sort of block a bit of the view but I would demonstrate the static issue and everyone was always just like “huh. what the hell?? well…alright.”

No explanation, but thanks Kakashi.

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POV: you made a post targeted towards trans men

“Hard to send to a girl I know.” Then send it anyway. Send it and say “hey I know this post is targeted towards trans men - but I think the information in the post would be helpful for you to know.”

Y’all know that cis people can just . Follow advice that’s intended for trans people but is applicable in their situation , right?

What if I told you people are mad at me bc of this post

do you think lamb before they were captured would recognize themself now during ascension?

aveloka-draws:

aveloka-draws:

Something something despite everythin its still you

Bonus:

bonus of the bonus:

not quite venting but a lot of thoughts

thyrell:

thyrell:

thyrell:

garrettauthor:

This made me so fucking angry I have to inflict it on all of you.

what’s the punchline here

wait

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