May 2024

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labambinafantasma-deactivated20:

If you’re European, in a couple of weeks you will be denied any and all access to fandom contents on Tumblr and everywhere else on the internet. Here’s why.

On June, 20th the JURI of European Parliament approved of the articles 11 and 13 of the new Copyright Law. These articles are also known as the “Link Tax” and the “Censorship Machines” articles.

Articles 13 in particular forces every internet platform to filter all the contents we upload online, ending once and for all the fandom culture. Which means you won’t be able to upload any type of fandom works like fan arts, fan fictions, gif sets from your favourite films and series, edits, because it’s all copyrighted material. And you won’t also be able to share, enjoy or download other’s contents, because the use of links will be completely restricted.

But not everything’s lost yet. There’s another round of voting scheduled for the early days of July.

What you can do now to save our internet, is to share these informations with all of your family members and friends, and to ask to your MEP (the members of the European Parliament from your country) to vote NO at the next round, to vote against articles 11 and 13.

Here you can find more news and all the details to contact your MEP:

https://saveyourinternet.eu

Also, sign and share this petition:

https://www.change.org/p/european-parliament-stop-the-censorship-machinery-save-the-internet?recruiter=50668942&utm_source=share_petition&utm_medium=twitter&utm_campaign=psf_combo_share_initial

We have just a couple of weeks to stop this complete madness, don’t let them dictating the way we enjoy our internet.

#SaveYourInternet now!

I’m not from Europe but #Save yourInternetEuropeans

Fuck!!!!….

PLS GUYS VOTE!!!!!!!

Why does this have so few notes??? When American Internet was in danger, everyone helped you guys. At least do the same for us.

nobody follows me but whatever. HELP THEM!!

guys, this is actually very important! Please vote!

Not Europeen but still, spread this and please vote

The Brussels effect will allow this to set a dangerous worldwide precedent if it passes.

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It’s funny how I specifically turned on post dates to prevent this kind of thing

And then it happened anyway

barin-mclegg:

blignick:

Unmute btw

If I can’t be extremely dramatic over every single minor inconvenience

then what’s the point of minor inconveniences

frozenfishfillet:

frozenfishfillet:

chongoblog:

chongoblog:

chongoblog:

Had a dream that there was a new Pokemon that was ghost type and it was like. Half a greyhound. It was a spectral dog that was known as one of the fastest Pokemon. And yet it only had it front legs. There were wispy floating stubs on its back half which sort of implied there COULD be legs, but they never reached even close to the ground. It stood on its front legs as if the back legs were still there.

I don’t know what this Pokemon’s name was but its appeared in many of my dreams so either they made it real and I forgot or I’m being haunted by a Fakemon.

I have been informed it is not a real Pokemon so I’ll share another detail I recall seeing about it more than once.

One of its main features about it is that it could run stupidly fast, like, a solid 100 MPH (at least thats my best guess from a dream) but more impressively or eerily is that it could go from 100 to 0 almost immediately, stopping in a stance where it stood up straight and at attention

I think I love this weird dream dog

I assume this is for artists so sure thing

I imagine that this dog is very tall and sleek (like a good five feet tall), with a sickly pale (with just a hint of light blue hue). Its eyes are a pure empty (yet still piercing somehow) white. Along its front half across the back and its legs are pale green sets of stripes, almost like racing stripes.

As for how the ghostly “back legs” worked, they looked sort of like this

with his physical form slowly transitioning into an pale blue ectoplasm, and there were amorphous hints of what could have possibly once been legs. Despite completely missing his back half, the posture seen here is still its regular posture, standing straight up, as if a soldier at attention.

Hope this helps!

Hehe i really like this concept

@legalarson

SO TRUE BOOZOI

relevant-wikipedia-articles:

chongoblog:

the windows 7 startup sound sounds kinda neat when you slow it down

animentality:

assumptionprime:

gallusrostromegalus:

memeengine:

Scott McCloud’s incomparable “Understanding Comics”.

I swear you can open this book to any page and it’s amazing.

(ps it’s actually a digital image of a printed copy of a drawing of a painting of a pipe)

Highly recommend scott mccloud’s “understanding comics” as an introduction to all forms of visual media, but especially educational work like scientific illustration because the man does have a handle on some of the funkier stuff that happens when a viewer tries to interpret an image.

Also reccomended: james gurney’s “light and color”. The man did Dinotopia he knows what the fuck he’s talking about.

Also: Understanding Comics is available to read for free on the Internet Archive!

pregnant Nari call that the one who expects

bamsara:

m0thbytes:

bamsara:

Things Lamb/Leshy/Heket say to Narinder out of the blue just to provoke a reaction out of him

narinder sees someone flirting with lamb? call that the one who hates.

narinder orders lamb around? call that the one who dictates.

narinder goes on a crusade with lamb? call that the one who dates.

narinder destroys his siblings treasuries? call that the one who desecrates.

narinder telling lamb something heket said since she cant speak? call that the one who translates.

narinder helping lamb pick out an outfit? call that the one who rates.

narinder tells lamb the happenings of the cult while they are out on crusades? call that the one who narrates.

narinder stops trying to assassinate lamb? call that the one who abates.

narinder makes something? call that the one who creates.

narinder argues about a subject in a formal manner? call that the one who debates.

narinder does a kickflip? call that the one who skates.

narinder suddenly loses confidence? call that the one who deflates.

narinder expresses something definitely or clearly? call that the one who states.

narinder considers one thing to be the same as or equivalent to another? call that the one who equates.

narinder does something with style? call that the one who ate.

narinder intervenes between heket and leshy having a dispute to bring about a agreement or reconciliation? call that the one who mediates.

narinder exits a building during a fire? call that the one who evacuates.

narinder has trouble breathing? call that the one who suffocates.

narinder gets put in chains? call that the one who is in restraints.

femondoetus:

curioscurio:

sam reich should be running Squid Games

godxamalya:

argumate:

there can be more strength in loving than in being loved

vaspider:

mataurin:

donesparce:

comicsiswild:

arguablysomaya:

comicsiswild:

Batman: Widening Gyre (2009) #1

my favorite responses

thanks

posting this panel was a mistake on my part

@mistresskabooms i tag you for your favorite girl being gay in the last panel

blank0s:

samuelroukin:

teaboot:

samuelroukin:

they need to invent a writing that is easy. and fast also

monkey paw finger curls and another AI generative text program is born

nooo my good intentions

Damn did you see that? That was fucked up, right? Anyway I’m Rod Serling.

a-teardrop-of-the-sun:

So my wife is trans and gonna get bottom surgery hopefully in a couple years. We’re in the middle of the Mythbusters episode where for various reasons they make a silicone mold of one host’s face, and my wife turns to me and says, “I just realized that if we cast and mold a silicone copy of my dick now, once I’ve had bottom surgery, I could literally go fuck myself

Which is why we paused Mythbusters and immediately spent about €60 for a dick mold and silicone casting set (arriving in up to 7 business days) because you can’t waste the chance to commit to a bit like this

MY PARENTS ARE TAKING ME TO DASHCON AS MY CHRISTMAS PRESENT! AHHH

foreskinnier:

dashcon:

*loudly sings it’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas*

The car ride back home:

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Starting a new thread of insane shit I over hear my husband say to our toddler.

  1. “Here, will this rice cake cracker sate your dark passanger?”

2. “Come now my child.”

*bluey the album starts playing*

3. “Oh I am so sorry. You’ve been mildly inconvenienced. How dare I truly”

4. “It is she! Her Majesty, Queen of the Sludge, Keeper of Goo, DJ Baby P (In the House) Dropper of Beats and Clapper of Hands”

5. He is in charge of bathtime and he lifted the ghoul tonight while singing “come with me and you’ll be in a world of baby sanitation” and I laughed so hard I snorted pasta

6. Okay this is more one that he said to me about the toddler but he was home with her while I was at work and I just got this text

7.

“Happy Independence Day Sweetie! Nationalism is a cancer!”

8. This is another one he said to me about her but still it made me laugh so hard I nearly choked

9.

*Penny babbling in the back seat, many la la las coming from her car seat*

“Are you singing us a song? Ah yes the dulcet tones of goblin”

10.

“Listen kid, I can’t let you have the cup anymore because you keep chugging the bath water, so we just have to remove the cup from the equation.”

11.

*penny is screaming, trying to climb back up a big slide at the playground*

“Someday you’ll learn about ,I don’t know physics and the myth of Sisyphus ,and you’ll start making a lot of connections I think. “

12. *Pen is still screaming and baby cussing about not being able to climb back up the slide*

“The problem is that you set goals for yourself that are unattainable by both man and baby.”

13.

“You can keep the cookie container, I don’t care. What kind of father would I be if I tried to separate a small raccoon child from her trash!?”

14.

*Penny is crying because the bucket she insisted on sitting in fell off the couch with her in it. Husband is bouncing her and rubbing her back after assessing that no physical damage occurred, just a bruised toddler ego*

“Oh my poor sweet angel. She fucked around and found out.”

15.

16. “The only three things this child cares about is Elmo, Cooking Videos, and Keith Tryguy”.

17.

“Hey. No! Cup privileges hereby rescinded, bath chugger”

18.

we miss him a lot

19.

20.

“I just don’t know how you and I, the two most indoorsy people to ever exist, managed to give birth to I don’t know , Baby Bear Grylls!?”

21.

“Not that I ever would because I love her and she’s my best friend, but I’m pretty sure if we just gave her one of those old timey kerchiefs on a stick and like sent her into the woods, she’d be fine. She’d come home in a week with berries and woodland friends ready to go to war for her.”

22.

“There’s so many mommy blogs and parenting books but not one of them have ever told me what to do when my child adopts a mad scientist laugh. How do you proceed from there?”

23.

(For context on this one, my in laws have one of these as a coffee table)

24.

Me: *hears a biiiig gulp come from upstairs* HEY IS SHE CHUGGING BATH WATER AGAIN?

Husband: SHE GOT THE PITCHER I USE TO RINSE HER HAIR AND IM AFRAID OF HER SO YES

25.

“ you know how penny can count to 5? She absolutely can not count to 6. We’re going through the numbers on her cube thing right? One, Two, Three, Four, Five and stop. She looks at me like what the hell do you mean keep going we’ve completed counting, this is all the numbers. I point at the 6, cause you know this thing goes to 10 and she is like looking at me like Dad, I got 1 through 5, that thing you’re pointing to? That’s some ancient rune from an unknown civilization and I can’t help you with that”

26.

“You really can do anything you set your mind to Penny Rose, it’s just that what your set it to doesn’t make a lick of sense”

27.

“Oh by the way I need a new pitcher because penny rose, much like a tiny Thor, took her bath pitcher and cracked in on the ground after she attempted to chug it”

28. (In response to penny being in her “I must be nude” phase)

29. Last one today. In response to Penny Rose’s unadulterated toddler rage

30.

“Her legs are so small why she so fast?”

31.

“Who taught her to call us you guys? She knows we’re mom and dad right? She just keeps calling me you guys”

32.

“When I get a sandwhich or a sub I always get chips cause you gotta get P a distraction snack, a dissnacktion if you will”

33.

Can’t get in my feelings when my husband is the court jester appointed to make me laugh

34.

(For context we play a level of Kirby every night as soon as P is out of the tub and into her Jammies)

“Penny Rose you have to brush your hair! You can’t let Kirby see you like this!”

35.

“Penny woke up with morning and said “I’m gonna lay in bed and and shout every word I know with no context at all”

36. “You’re being a real Muffin right now lady”

Oooo drag her

37.

*penny and husband in the distance, Penny is yelling PUSH PUSH PUSH PUSH*

“Girl the word you’re looking for is actually pull. You want to pull the zipper on your Jammies… yes okay yeah you do it. But you’re not doing it. Its pull. Its pull. You pull. You pull. You did it! I don’t know if that deserves applause really. Okay we’re clapping”

38.

This might be niche to us but man I was cracking up

39.

“My wish for P is that someday she finds someone who looks at her the way she looks at bread”

40.

“I know we don’t have food rules but I am going to have to start enacting food laws against food crimes. First order, you can’t shove your fist in the butter. That’s not about eating that’s about human decency.”

41.

Them boys are gonna learn unfortunately

41. (For context my daughter calls herself Penny Woes, because her name is Penny Rose and Rs are hard)

“When the snacks are gone and no one will pick you, these are Penny Woes”

42.

Husband: *goes to steal another fruit snack from P*

Me: stop stealing her snacks!

Husband: it’s the dad tax!

Me: yeah well taxation without representation is illegal.

Husband: she can say whatever she wants to me! And I, much like the US government, don’t have to listen to ANY of it!

43. Alright when we get to 50 I’m starting a new thread. This is getting out of hand

44:

Wednesdays are my favorite days because my husband works from home with Penny and I get a running commentary all morning

45:

“You’ll never defeat Posiedon if all you’re worried about is your dress getting wet!”

yourlocalbreadenthusiast:

theconcealedweapon:

I hate this. People want to hate on LGBTQIA+ people so much that they don’t even bother to learn the facts. How do you not realize that pronouns are just a part of speech? Wait until you find out about VERBS.

vampireapologist-archive-deacti:

notahorseindisguise:

talking to someone about my city and she goes “i can tell the concept of home means a lot to you” and. yeah. i never realized that about myself, but i have a huge attachment to my city, to the places i would visit as a child. i have so many memories here and i know this place so well. i have this connection to the area and getting to show someone around it is. this very intimate act to me

boldlygayingwherenogayshavegayed:

gallusrostromegalus:

memeengine:

Scott McCloud’s incomparable “Understanding Comics”.

I swear you can open this book to any page and it’s amazing.

(ps it’s actually a digital image of a printed copy of a drawing of a painting of a pipe)

Highly recommend scott mccloud’s “understanding comics” as an introduction to all forms of visual media, but especially educational work like scientific illustration because the man does have a handle on some of the funkier stuff that happens when a viewer tries to interpret an image.

Also reccomended: james gurney’s “light and color”. The man did Dinotopia he knows what the fuck he’s talking about.

I genuinely think this is a more interesting take on the treachery of images than most and it’s super refreshing because a lot of people stop their interpretation and thinking at the most famous interpretation. Meanwhile, Magritre, among other in this series, painted this:

It’s called The Two Mysteries and I always want to show it to every person who call the message of the treachery of images obvious.

boldlygayingwherenogayshavegayed:

gallusrostromegalus:

memeengine:

Scott McCloud’s incomparable “Understanding Comics”.

I swear you can open this book to any page and it’s amazing.

(ps it’s actually a digital image of a printed copy of a drawing of a painting of a pipe)

Highly recommend scott mccloud’s “understanding comics” as an introduction to all forms of visual media, but especially educational work like scientific illustration because the man does have a handle on some of the funkier stuff that happens when a viewer tries to interpret an image.

Also reccomended: james gurney’s “light and color”. The man did Dinotopia he knows what the fuck he’s talking about.

I genuinely think this is a more interesting take on the treachery of images than most and it’s super refreshing because a lot of people stop their interpretation and thinking at the most famous interpretation. Meanwhile, Magritre, among other in this series, painted this:

It’s called The Two Mysteries and I always want to show it to every person who call the message of the treachery of images obvious.

sacred-portal:

gamechangershow:

EVERYBODY DO THE WENIS 🕺 THE WENIS IS A DANCE 💃 EVERYBODY IS A GENIUS 🧠 WHO KNOWS IT IN ADVANCE 👯

wat-zu:

Hollowhead siblings 💥💥💥💥💥💥

freakqueer:

freakqueer:

from “gender outlaws: the next generation”

image transcript:

Let me break it down this way: some lesbians and gays feel that their issues are more important than transgender issues, because transgender people are freaks. Some transgender people—often, but not only, transsexuals—view transsexual issues as more important than the issues of, say, cross-dressers. Some among the more genderqueer portions of our community look down upon those who opt to live in a more “normatively gendered” space. There are even groups that cross-dressers feel superior to: sissies, drag kings and queens, “little girls,” and so on. Yes, I’m sure that we could follow even each of these groups and find that, eventually, everyone has someone they view as a freak.

This is a human phenomenon, and one which occurs especially, it seems, among marginalized groups. Trekkers versus trekkies versus people in Klingon costumes, or furries versus fursuiters versus, oh, plushies. I’m sure if I looked at model railroaders, I’d probably find that HO gauge fans look down at N scale, or something like that. The taxonomies are endless, often circular, and are usually graded to a fineness that would be invisible to any outsider. We just want to identify the “real” freaks, so we can feel closer to normal. In reality, not a single one of us is so magically normative as to claim the right to separate out the freaks from everyone else. We are all freaks to someone. Maybe even—if we’re honest—to ourselves.

#(not the point but yes for all 5 of you wondering most HO scale model railroaders do think HO is the best scale#and N scale think HO is pretentious)

GENUINELY delighted to know this information

sailermoon:

animentality:

[ID: tweet reading "Y'all hate being parents, yall hate the idea of getting married, yall hate relationships, yall hate working to provide.. what do yall like?!??" it's been quote retweeted with a comment reading "I like yaoi"]ALT

whatafuckinnerd:

I find it unfathomable and astounding that Tumblr isn’t more obsessed with Sam Reich. You’re telling me there exists out there a man who was born into the aristocracy of our country—with every privilege of modern society at his fingertips—who didn’t complete high school (due to his mental health) and instead chose to devote his life to making strangers laugh and raising awareness on mental health. A full-bearded short king who is so committed to being the change he wants to see in the world that he decided to take the company he worked for into his own hands so that he could make sure all the people who worked under him could keep their livelihoods.

How many other CEOs are out here being as honest and transparent with their target audience/market as Sam Reich is? How many of them acknowledge when they fumble and continuously strive to be better than they were? How many of them actually seem like they respect their talent, both in the cast and crew? Sam Reich is the standard we should be holding other CEOs to.

But forget about all that (I could talk for a long time about the respect I have for Sam Reich)—ignore just how respectable he is as a businessman and a person. Ignore all the wholesome reasons for obsessing over Sam Dalton Reich.

The man is a stone-cold fox.

He’s a little chaos gremlin and an absolute evil mastermind all rolled into one classy suit and well-groomed beard. Whenever Sam is on the set, you can guarantee he is going to make you crack a smile. And for someone with such natural authority, he’s never afraid to be the butt of a joke and show himself being embarrassed. Go ahead, watch any clip of him trying to improvise in No Laugh Newsroom and just try to resist that blush.

You’re sleeping on a goldmine of a man, here, damnit! And I will NOT let this go ignored any longer!


freakqueer:

freakqueer:

from “gender outlaws: the next generation”

image transcript:

Let me break it down this way: some lesbians and gays feel that their issues are more important than transgender issues, because transgender people are freaks. Some transgender people—often, but not only, transsexuals—view transsexual issues as more important than the issues of, say, cross-dressers. Some among the more genderqueer portions of our community look down upon those who opt to live in a more “normatively gendered” space. There are even groups that cross-dressers feel superior to: sissies, drag kings and queens, “little girls,” and so on. Yes, I’m sure that we could follow even each of these groups and find that, eventually, everyone has someone they view as a freak.

This is a human phenomenon, and one which occurs especially, it seems, among marginalized groups. Trekkers versus trekkies versus people in Klingon costumes, or furries versus fursuiters versus, oh, plushies. I’m sure if I looked at model railroaders, I’d probably find that HO gauge fans look down at N scale, or something like that. The taxonomies are endless, often circular, and are usually graded to a fineness that would be invisible to any outsider. We just want to identify the “real” freaks, so we can feel closer to normal. In reality, not a single one of us is so magically normative as to claim the right to separate out the freaks from everyone else. We are all freaks to someone. Maybe even—if we’re honest—to ourselves.

#(not the point but yes for all 5 of you wondering most HO scale model railroaders do think HO is the best scale#and N scale think HO is pretentious)

GENUINELY delighted to know this information

therealamperssand:

edited in google slides, as is my occasional wont

boopsloop656:

cannibalchicken:

p1ctur3:

New drawing challenge for the ava/m fandom: draw how your TDL and TCO carry each other

tiredfemboy:

assignedmale:

Eighty Percent

sygol:

captainsamuelmorrigan:

PSA for trans men, trans mascs, and enbies & intersex folks on T:

Your injections should AT WORST feel like a hard pinch if you hit a vein on accident. It should NOT sting the whole time, itch, be tender for more than a day, and should not cause significant bruising.

I was not told this when I started, and missed that I was allergic to my shots for the first 2 months I was on T. There is more than one type of oil, and the type of T they prescribe most often is more likely to have allergic reactions. You should not have to suffer more just to get your boy juice. You can also gain allergies over time, so if you start experiencing these symptoms, check in with your doctor!

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wifegideonnav:

the fact that op turned off rbs is very very funny to me. anyway i want this post on my blog too.

:/

trannygutz:

what the point of mmf threesomes if the dudes don’t fag out a lil

anarchristist:

stonerzelda:

asynca:

Hands up if you’re sick of the IDF flying gay flags like they’re doing this shit in our name

dont fall for neoliberal pinkwashing

bedabug:

bedabug:

Snails Kiss On Cherries [photo by Vyacheslav Mishchenk]

whatmathgodwrought:

Well played, crow. Well played

大 means ‘big.’ It’s used as the place name for Omiya station.


犬 the extra stroke exactly where the crow is standing changes the meaning to 'dog.’ So now it’s dog-o-miya station.


This crow understands Japanese and is a genius prankster.

animentality:

why is the default terf insult “you’re just a freak wearing a dress,” like, you call yourself a feminist and yet wearing a dress is the best insult you can come up with, something soooo shameful for men to do?

even if they’re not trans?

wasn’t the whole point that no one should have to wear pants to be respected, lol?

wasn’t the whole idea that we as a society don’t need to throw people in the boxes of woman that stays home wearing dress and flower apron and man wears the pants and goes to work?

these people, man.

just call yourself transphobes not feminists.

were–ralph:

I post about walmart so much im getting ads for it

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anapplepie:

when programs fucking autocorrect <3 to ❤️ and :) to 😃,,,, do you have any idea what you’ve just done?? what you just fucking destroyed ?

A) It’s irritating when systems turn lovely ascii art into crude little pictograms, and

😎 It’s even more frustrating when you weren’t actually trying to make an emoji.

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anapplepie:

when programs fucking autocorrect <3 to ❤️ and :) to 😃,,,, do you have any idea what you’ve just done?? what you just fucking destroyed ?

A) It’s irritating when systems turn lovely ascii art into crude little pictograms, and

😎 It’s even more frustrating when you weren’t actually trying to make an emoji.

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anapplepie:

when programs fucking autocorrect <3 to ❤️ and :) to 😃,,,, do you have any idea what you’ve just done?? what you just fucking destroyed ?

A) It’s irritating when systems turn lovely ascii art into crude little pictograms, and

😎 It’s even more frustrating when you weren’t actually trying to make an emoji.

manrippedapartbydogs:

sleepy-bebby:

Tumblr Code.

yourlocalbreadenthusiast:

second-order-simulacra:

final-girl-cas:

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ace-beef:

informercials:

amlsh:

geekishchic:

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “i fill my ass with orange juice”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

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must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: ”17 cocks”

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always reblog tumblr identification

this post makes me want to gouge my eyes out

im laughins so hard who changed it

WHO TF EDITED THE SHOELACE POST

No seriously the edit function has been gone for years who did this

WHO CHANGED IT AGAIN