May 2024

weirdness-is-good:

krindor:

aussieroborous:

lemonsharks:

HE’S BACK, BABY

EA-NASIR IS HERE FOR US, RIPPING OFF CAPITALISTS


AS PER MY LAST TABLET

Ea-nasir coming to be regarded as the new god of amusingly dishonest business practices is such a glorious illustration of human nature.
I love it!

that-clever-oc-deactivated20250:

fakest-slenderman:

aroorchid-slenderwoman:

0littleblue0:

stagbeetleboy:

stagbeetleboy:

WAIT I HAVE AN AWESOME HOUSE DESIGN

I am architecture

Collect my big long evil closet

wtf don’t just post my house like that like jeez

Slenders get no privacy these days smh my head

sourdough-seal:

“how did you get into writing” girl nobody gets into writing. writing shows up one day at your door and gets into you

the-overthinktank:

sparrowlucero:

sparrowlucero:

the obsession with realism as the gold standard of quality is the hole where good creature design and interesting fx goes to die

it’s not realism that’s the issue, by the way, that’s just a style, it’s the way people often treat realism as the dictionary definition of good special effects

I have a lot of thoughts about realism as an aesthetic and how it is incredibly relative and how “realistic” is used to mean a huge variety of different things when people say it as a compliment for media lol

quasi-normalcy:

deedesria543:

ladychurch:

lost-carcosa:

Oh look, it’s campus-police officer Lt. John Pike who pepper-sprayed peaceful protesters at University of California Davis.

And UCD reportedly payed $175,000 for this image to not appear when you search it on google:

Darn shame if this circulated…

So you mean to tell me that just by reblogging this I’m ruining an organizations plan, wasting them money, and uncovering some shitbag humans awful behaviour?

T R I P L E K I L L

DEFINITELY don’t Lt. John Pike by the nickname “Sargeant Pepper”; I know he HATES that.

i-am-aprl:

What a shame it is to see peaceful protests where students are asking for an end to the genocide being met with force. We need an end to the occupation and an end to the genocide.


X: ShaukhSulaiman

sayruq:

quietdoppelganger:

karma-crystal:

taintmotel:

This is honest to god the funniest thing I have ever seen in my entire life

This 1️⃣ goes out to all the horny 💏 couples out there who are thinking 🤔 of getting rowdy 🔞 this 💌Valentines💮 day evening: 👍 👎DO ❌️ NOT👍 👎 If you do your child 🧒 will be born 👏 a ♏SCORPIO♏
Now, why ❓️ don’t ❌️ we like Scorpio's♏?
For starters, “Scorpio” has 7️⃣ letters 🔠. 7️⃣ letters 🔠: 7️⃣ deadly ☠️ sins ✝️ 🙅‍♀ Now, what are the 7️⃣ deadly ☠️ sins? Wrath, Sloth, Gluttony, Envy 👏👏 Envy is associated with the color GREEN 💚 What else is green 💚? Marijuana. Just 1️⃣ more pothead in the world 🗺️. LAME.
Now where is pot 🍲 legal? Canada 🇨🇦, Washington, Colorado, Oregon, Alaska, airplane ✈️ bathrooms if the pilot’s 👨‍✈️ chill. And where can 🥫 planes ✈️ take you? California 🕶. And what’s on California’s state flag 🚩? A BEAR 🐻. Your child 🧒. Is gay 👨‍❤️‍👨.

The execution is like slam poetry but the content is clearly a shitpost and that’s def the most powerful combination I’ve encountered in a while

valdevia:

timecobra:

valdevia:

The Shame-Faced Boulder Crab (Calappa pseudopetra) is a large species of rock-mimicking crustacean.

Found in beaches and cliffs, they use their inconspicuous appearance to blend in and patiently wait for prey to approach them. When the moment is right, they strike for the kill.

Due to their heavy exoskeleton, adult C. pseudopetra rarely move during their lifetimes. To avoid expending energy, they will let themselves be pushed by the tide to slowly move. They will only voluntarily leave their hiding spot once, as their final effort, to find a mate.

I hate that this is fake, AI needs to stop

Can we not assume this sort of thing about real artists, please?

It’s honestly discouraging as hell. It would take people 3 seconds to click on my profile and see that I do all my work with Photoshop. Even with direct links to the twitch channel where I made these pieces live if they don’t believe my word.

This is one of the worst consequences of the AI environment we live in. People take your work that you’ve spent so much time creating and thinking about and just reduce it to something trivial.

suzumori521:

🐐🐐

africanaquarian:

the changes I’ve been noticing in food on top of inflation…the worsening of textures…smaller packaging…the loss of flavor as companies reformulate with cheaper ingredients for the sake of profit

2peachy:

Rabbis from the US and Israel marched towards the Erez crossing carrying symbolic aid for Gaza and calling to end the war. The police blocked them a few hundred meters from the border, and arrested 7 protesters. source

liberalsarecool:

Dots connected.

koegama:

Hanasei cuisine

Trying out a new format with these lore dumps, ft a bit of Hanasei cuisine! Its all meat folks

plip plap plop

therottenkingsreckoning:

charlemane:

athelind:

friendlyfrankenstein:

noping-out-deactivated20241117:

[ID: Four posters by @LizWhatsHerFace on Instagram. 1. A muscular man wearing a black respirator, a black tank top and black shorts. “Are you man enough to wear the Ellipse P100 Niosh respirator or should I call Kyle?” 2. A thin woman wearing a black N95 facemask, pink lace bralette, white fur vest, pink and white striped pants and sunglasses “Sorry I made it weird when I said my life is worth more than eating indoors at Applebees.” 3. A stacked woman wearing a white N95 facemask and a low cut white tank top “I bring a sort of wear a fuckin mask vibe to the party” 4. A photonegative woman wearing a black N95 facemask and black tshirt “Radical Covid zero extremists want your dick to keep working.” Comment by Liz at the bottom “trying some new approaches 🌈🍔”]

Ooh I own an Elipse p100 that duckers comfy as hell, works great with glasses, does double duty for fire conditions.

#anyone know if Elipse p100 protects against covid?
#bc dude that thing looks sick

From https://pksafety.com/blog/respiratory-basics-n95-vs-p100/:

The number in a rating tells you the minimum amount of airborne challenge particles the mask protects against: an N95 mask keeps out at least 95% of particles but isn’t oil resistant, and a P100 mask is oil proof while protecting the wearer from at least 99.8% of particles.

This included virus particles, so yes, it protects against COVID.

Make sure you pick up some replacement filters!

Guys, NO. The Elipse p100 has an EXHALE VALVE. Meaning it filters the air coming in, but it doesn’t filter the air going out. So, yeah, it’ll protect you from COVID while you’re wearing it, but if you happen to get COVID anyways (it happened to me, the most mask-fastidious person I know irl), then you’ll be breathing it out to everyone around you just the same as if you weren’t wearing a mask at all.

Protect yourselves AND each other. Look for masks with no exhale valve.

plip plap plop

therottenkingsreckoning:

What inspired the 2 Trucks song?

neilcicierega:

I was thinking about two trucks having sex and, well, the rest is history

fleshdyke:

fleshdyke:

fleshdyke:

bitches just want us all to be perfectly perisex more than anything

newborn babies have their genitals mutilated so they’re Normal and intersex teenagers get hrt forced on them whether we like it or not while trans people have to jump through a billion hoops to even have the thought of getting hrt entertained because they would no longer be properly perisex once they begin physically transitioning. what if i killed everyone.

and on top of all the medical abuse we are completely fucking forgotten by EVERY “leftist” and “lgbt activist”. we’re afterthoughts at best to allllll of you

pekingopera:

tweet to original artist

beerfridgeaesthetic:

eb-the-gamer:

gauntletqueen:

mongoose-in-the-wall:

adastraperabsurdia:

harleyeah:

The mascot of linux was almost a cool foxgirl, just remember that.

The world that could have been 😔

we were robbed, truly

@lesserknownwaifus

Alan Mackey’s original art, pictured above, was intended as a fox*boy*, didn’t win out as the mascot but years later a twitter user cathodegaytube posted her interpretation https://twitter.com/cathodegaytube/status/1197227512075411456?s=20 as a girl

This reached the original artist detailed in this thread who fully supported the interpretation
https://twitter.com/cathodegaytube/status/1269405917700710400

Xenia is the cool transfem foxgirl Linux deserves

forgrtashes-blog:

Vault-Tec is the best anti-nuclear bunker builder in the world, Wally Darling approved! (Bet you weren’t expecting this crossover, huh).

kyacchan-comics:

Me: I hate gossip

Also me:

lukewarmorangejulius:

candyredterezii:

lukewarmorangejulius:

candyredterezii:

andmaybegayer:

rowark:

crocketthoughton:

So basically, Dolly the sheep was an accident. They were trying to clone sheep cells, and they ended up unintentally generating an embryo, which turned out to be viable, hence we got Dolly.

The method they used proved unsuccessful in primates, and the risk of cloning primates (and thus humans) outweighs the benefits (because there really aren’t any real benefits, scientifically speaking), so they don’t do it.

Where it’s most likely to be used is in agriculture, cloning livestock embryos.

What they use cloning for is stem cells. Cloning adult cells to create stem cells means they don’t need embryonic stem cells, which is probably the most important thing that came from cloning research in the past 25 years.

The reason it was so important was that it proved that you didn’t need an embryonic cell to clone live animals. The nucleus of an adult cell contains all the DNA you need to clone, because Dolly was cloned from an adult cell, which was previously unheard of. Now they know that adults cells can be reprogrammed back to an embryonic stage, and was a major breakthrough for stem cell research.

So basically, we don’t hear about cloning anymore because they aren’t doing anything that is so exciting it will capture the world’s interest, like Dolly did. But it was a major scientific breakthrough that is still very important.

One of my favourite cloned animals is Kurt, a Przewalski’s Horse who was cloned from the preserved samples from a horse that died in the 90’s so that he can hopefully introduce some additional genetic diversity into the Przewalski’s Horse population. Oh hey there’s actually two clones of this one horse now, the second one is Ollie who was born last year. Kurt is now about four years old. Last I checked he was at the San Diego Zoo.

We don’t tend to clone animals that are more common because we already have a very efficient machine for making sheep, it’s called sheep.

livelaughratgirl:

jones-friend:

imthegirlwhowaited:

spookyviper:

Thank god for Russian dash cams to bring us wonders like this

they’re saying it’s 3am and they’re so tired and lets just drive and get out of here and then it happens and they’re like ‘well that woke me up”

This video has given youtubers permanent strikes on their account for violent content. Reblog violent content on your dash TODAY

I love violet content

souldoes-things:

vickythestrange:

kragehund-est:

kragehund-est:

i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they’re like “uhm… translate? 😒” fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don’t need to know what they’re saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

i sent this meme to 7 people, and 4 of them asked me to translate for them. i legitimately do not think that was necessary.

Я думаю русский это один из языков, где такое невозможно сделать…

iris-collects:

davidkendall:

sixbucks:

When you are alone and have a heart attack. What are you gonna do then?

Take a 2 minute break and read this:

Let’s say it’s 5:25 pm and you’re driving home after an unusually hard day’s work.

You are really tired and frustrated. All of a sudden your chest pains. They are starting to radiate in the arm and jaw. It feels like being stabbed in the chest and heart. You’re only a few miles away from the nearest hospital or home.

Unfortunately you don’t know if you can make it..

Maybe you’ve taken CPR training, but the person running the course hasn’t told you how to help yourself.

How do you survive a heart attack when you’re alone when it happens? A person who is feeling weak and whose heart is beating hard has only about 10 seconds before losing consciousness.

1. But you can help yourself by coughing repeatedly and very strongly! Deep breaths before every cough. Coughing should be repeated every second until you arrive at the hospital or until your heart starts to beat normally.

2. Deep breathing gives oxygen to your lungs and coughing movements boost the heart and blood circulation. Heart pressure also helps to restore a normal heartbeat. Here’s how cardiac arrest victims can make it to the hospital for the right treatment

3. Cardiologists say if someone gets this message and passes it on to 10 people, we can expect to save at least one life.

4. FOR WOMEN: You should know that women have additional and different symptoms. Rarely have crushing chest pain or pain in the arms. Often have indigestion and tightness across the back at the bra line plus sudden fatigue.

Reblogging this, because it is helpful information, BUT, with a couple of additions and caveats. First, this:

And then this:

And yes, as you get older, these are things you actually start thinking about, and worrying about, so I always try to stay informed.

Important for younger people too!! I was in my 30’s, sitting in a waiting room, feeling sorry for myself because I was the youngest person at the cardiologist’s. Then a kid who couldn’t have been more than 16 walked in….

One of the most dangerous mistakes people make about their health is believing that a health problem doesn’t happen to people “their age”.

secondlina:

Poetry? More like CROWETRY!

Read Crow Time // Read Namesake // Patreon // Store

Crow Time Plush is now up for sale!

secondlina:

Poetry? More like CROWETRY!

Read Crow Time // Read Namesake // Patreon // Store

Crow Time Plush is now up for sale!

evidently-endless:

i think we should remind musicians they can absolutely make up little stories for their songs btw. it doesn’t have to be about them at all. you can invent a guy and put him in situations to music. time honoured tradition in fact.

the-lovely-planet-earth:

the-red-planet-mars:

definitely-canada:

realgoogleclassroom:

bigbootybaba:

iridescentrey:

black-diamond96:

the-apple-is-the-fruit:

labambinafantasma:

If you’re European, in a couple of weeks you will be denied any and all access to fandom contents on Tumblr and everywhere else on the internet. Here’s why.

On June, 20th the JURI of European Parliament approved of the articles 11 and 13 of the new Copyright Law. These articles are also known as the “Link Tax” and the “Censorship Machines” articles.

Articles 13 in particular forces every internet platform to filter all the contents we upload online, ending once and for all the fandom culture. Which means you won’t be able to upload any type of fandom works like fan arts, fan fictions, gif sets from your favourite films and series, edits, because it’s all copyrighted material. And you won’t also be able to share, enjoy or download other’s contents, because the use of links will be completely restricted.

But not everything’s lost yet. There’s another round of voting scheduled for the early days of July.


What you can do now to save our internet, is to share these informations with all of your family members and friends, and to ask to your MEP (the members of the European Parliament from your country) to vote NO at the next round, to vote against articles 11 and 13.

Here you can find more news and all the details to contact your MEP:

https://saveyourinternet.eu

Also, sign and share this petition:

https://www.change.org/p/european-parliament-stop-the-censorship-machinery-save-the-internet?recruiter=50668942&utm_source=share_petition&utm_medium=twitter&utm_campaign=psf_combo_share_initial

We have just a couple of weeks to stop this complete madness, don’t let them dictating the way we enjoy our internet.

#SaveYourInternet now!

I’m not from Europe but #Save yourInternetEuropeans

Fuck!!!!….

PLS GUYS VOTE!!!!!!!

Why does this have so few notes??? When American Internet was in danger, everyone helped you guys. At least do the same for us.

nobody follows me but whatever. HELP THEM!!

guys, this is actually very important! Please vote!

Not Europeen but still, spread this and please vote

what the actual hell- are the europeans okay?

guys pls vote. help ‘em out this is ludicrous smh

help the europeans ya’ll

the-lovely-planet-earth:

the-red-planet-mars:

definitely-canada:

realgoogleclassroom:

bigbootybaba:

iridescentrey:

black-diamond96:

the-apple-is-the-fruit:

labambinafantasma:

If you’re European, in a couple of weeks you will be denied any and all access to fandom contents on Tumblr and everywhere else on the internet. Here’s why.

On June, 20th the JURI of European Parliament approved of the articles 11 and 13 of the new Copyright Law. These articles are also known as the “Link Tax” and the “Censorship Machines” articles.

Articles 13 in particular forces every internet platform to filter all the contents we upload online, ending once and for all the fandom culture. Which means you won’t be able to upload any type of fandom works like fan arts, fan fictions, gif sets from your favourite films and series, edits, because it’s all copyrighted material. And you won’t also be able to share, enjoy or download other’s contents, because the use of links will be completely restricted.

But not everything’s lost yet. There’s another round of voting scheduled for the early days of July.


What you can do now to save our internet, is to share these informations with all of your family members and friends, and to ask to your MEP (the members of the European Parliament from your country) to vote NO at the next round, to vote against articles 11 and 13.

Here you can find more news and all the details to contact your MEP:

https://saveyourinternet.eu

Also, sign and share this petition:

https://www.change.org/p/european-parliament-stop-the-censorship-machinery-save-the-internet?recruiter=50668942&utm_source=share_petition&utm_medium=twitter&utm_campaign=psf_combo_share_initial

We have just a couple of weeks to stop this complete madness, don’t let them dictating the way we enjoy our internet.

#SaveYourInternet now!

I’m not from Europe but #Save yourInternetEuropeans

Fuck!!!!….

PLS GUYS VOTE!!!!!!!

Why does this have so few notes??? When American Internet was in danger, everyone helped you guys. At least do the same for us.

nobody follows me but whatever. HELP THEM!!

guys, this is actually very important! Please vote!

Not Europeen but still, spread this and please vote

what the actual hell- are the europeans okay?

guys pls vote. help ‘em out this is ludicrous smh

help the europeans ya’ll

raqhaelia-deactivated20241212:

this changed it all

raqhaelia-deactivated20241212:

this changed it all

raqhaelia-deactivated20241212:

this changed it all

raqhaelia-deactivated20241212:

this changed it all

aacedust:

Had to throw this together after being struck with inspiration.

raqhaelia-deactivated20241212:

this changed it all

raqhaelia-deactivated20241212:

this changed it all

curiooftheheart:

joey-wheeler-official:

i’m enough of a nerd to see when a weapon would be impractical but not enough of a nerd to give a shit

Scythe Wielder: *Shows up in a media*

Me: You know, scythes were designed for reaping grain, not combat. Yes it is bladed so it could be a weapon but not a very efficient one.

Scythe Wielder: *Does that badass scythe stuff*

Me: Hot damn that’s cool.

fionacle:

A screenshot from Minecraft with a crafting table and furnace placed next to each other in the corner of a room. The words “this, too, is yuri” are over it in white impact font text.ALT

decafcatfeen:

meggannn:

reallyreallyreallytrying:

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

#tapping the reblog button with utmost care because i’m handling a historical artifact (via @malarkiness)

*smashes the reblog button with a hammer*

coolxatu:

coolxatu:

coolxatu:

coolxatu:

government is trying to ban tiktok meanwhile millions of poor and disabled americans are about to completely lose their internet access at the end of april because congress wont renew funding for the affordable connectivity program

hell fucking world

if you want to help us convince congress to do something that actually benefits society, please check out the link below. we only have roughly 45 days of affordable internet service remaining from the time this post has been written

say that shit

As of April 19, 2024 we currently have just 10 days of ACP funding left

please spread this and reach out to your representatives before its too late to save this vital program

sylvia-on-the-run:

determinate-negation:

thank you to the dishonest failing new york times for constantly erasing us and purposefully obscuring jewish participation in these protests just to make people less sympathetic to the movement opposing an ongoing genocide

btw you can see all the edits nyt makes to their article titles on this twitter account

to be clear editing the gray lady is a third party who keeps track of changes to articles post release for accountability purposes

woahpip:

some of the brightest minds of our generation post on tumblr during work hours

genjichu:

basedandfatpilled-deactivated20:

Same energy as this post