May 2024

assignedmale:

Hey it’s my birthday!! All I want is coffee to give me energy, which I will use to draw comics and fend off the transphobes!

wizard-eater:

Whispering “wizard spell of turn green” and waggling my fingers whenever I pull up to a stoplight

nuka-rockit:

hjartasalt:

hjartasalt:

Made the worst brownies ever created just now

Chat where did I go wrong

the reviews are in

battlecrazed-axe-mage:

battlecrazed-axe-mage:

salamencerobot:

battlecrazed-axe-mage:

If y'all liked the unidentifiable yellow glitter goo you’ll love the time I made wine out of marshmallow Peeps

…how???

Well you see. The ingredience for wine are:

-yeast

-sugar

-time

And it turns out the yeast aren’t really that picky about what kind of sugar you give them, as long as there’s enough of it

Peepswine moodboard

It ended up tasting kinda like a very mild, sweet white wine, with a faint but unmistakable aftertaste of marshmallow

dsmsix:

infectiouspiss:

ex buzzfeed employees love sitting in threes on couches for their apology videos it’s good enrichment for them

hylianengineer:

I just saw someone refer to Twitter as the bird app and for a second I thought they meant Merlin, the bird ID app made by Cornell. Either I’ve been doing too much birdwatching or I need more sleep.

infectiouspiss:

ex buzzfeed employees love sitting in threes on couches for their apology videos it’s good enrichment for them

knight-in-dull-tinfoil:

pileofknives:

thehauntedmansion2003:

assuming an average body weight of 8 lbs this bitch can stomp you with 40 lbs of force in less time than the blink of an eye. we stan

Secretary birds as antifascist symbol

knight-in-dull-tinfoil:

pileofknives:

thehauntedmansion2003:

assuming an average body weight of 8 lbs this bitch can stomp you with 40 lbs of force in less time than the blink of an eye. we stan

Secretary birds as antifascist symbol

bogos-bint3d:

gay-jesus-probably:

notkatniss:

notkatniss:

I love baseball

they let the pest control man throw out the first pitch 😭

I looked this up and I need you all to know that the stadium was blasting Holding Out For A Hero as the bee man was vaccuming them up with his shop vac. There’s video. It’s amazing.

bogos-bint3d:

gay-jesus-probably:

notkatniss:

notkatniss:

I love baseball

they let the pest control man throw out the first pitch 😭

I looked this up and I need you all to know that the stadium was blasting Holding Out For A Hero as the bee man was vaccuming them up with his shop vac. There’s video. It’s amazing.

gay-jesus-probably:

notkatniss:

notkatniss:

I love baseball

they let the pest control man throw out the first pitch 😭

I looked this up and I need you all to know that the stadium was blasting Holding Out For A Hero as the bee man was vaccuming them up with his shop vac. There’s video. It’s amazing.

aliveburs-deactivated20230829:

hearing your mutuals voices for the first time is wild some of them are literally british

cipher-fresh:

I must not mock Gen Alpha. Mocking Gen Alpha is the mind killer. Mocking Gen Alpha is the little-death that brings total generational solidarity obliteration. I will engage with Gen Alpha lovingly. I will permit them to be cringe. And when they grow up I will turn my eye to their accomplishments. Where mocking has gone there will be nothing. Only generational solidarity remains

punkitt-is-here:

ivehadanapophany:

yuzupool:

imnotrighthanded:

kibumkim:

Potion of fucking idiot

his videos make me feel like I’m awake at 5 in the morning against my will and everyone else at the party is either unconscious or staring at the corner like the blair witch

punkitt-is-here:

ivehadanapophany:

yuzupool:

imnotrighthanded:

kibumkim:

Potion of fucking idiot

his videos make me feel like I’m awake at 5 in the morning against my will and everyone else at the party is either unconscious or staring at the corner like the blair witch

prohaloplayer:

they haven’t taken a picture better than this which is kinda crazy if you think about it

MANKIND is DEAD

BLOOD is FUEL

HELL is FULL

BABA is YOU

spark-circuit:

me trying to figure out how the fuck to deal with mindflayer at 1:48am earlier

everythingfox:

Happiest place on earth

peanutbutter-and-jellie:

decaytriarch:

sgt-shivers:

This constitutes as lost art now with Nintendo issuing mass takedowns of their maps and models on the gmod workshop

Amazing

antlerlad:

happy tdov my loves. don’t let anyone else define your transness for you.

help trans women evacuate gaza

coastal-mangos-one:

a panel from the Dungeon Meshi manga showing a montage of Laios with his favorite book as a child, the guide on eating monsters, but the panel is edited so the book is Dragonology by Dugald Steer. The montage includes him receiving it as a birthday gift, being fascinated by the diagrams, excitedly reading it, protecting it from Falin, requested it be read to him while sick, looking at it sadly after bullies throw it on the ground, and carefully copying the contents by hand onto a pile of paperALT

you know he would have been one of Those kids

inspired by this pic:

a tweet by user luckygriffin saying "vaccines don't give people autism, this thing does" followed by an image of the book Dragonology by Dugald SteerALT

wheeloffortune-design:

rabbitrah:

“Le repos du fakir” (2003), Stéphane Argillet and Gilles Paté

learn to recognize and denounce hostile architecture. often it’s disguised as “artistic design”, but they just want to be cruel to homeless people.

nyancrimew:

mousegirlballs:

jemhowling:

were–ralph:

were–ralph:

?????? NATIONAL HERO???

this person needs protection this is not a joke we need to keep them safe

not a woman tho! she isn’t comfy with that word

just htought i’d let u know that this is the funniest shit anyone has ever said abt me

fungalfaggot:

fungalfaggot:

“the prefrontal cortex doesn’t fully form until yr 25!!” y do u wish to take more agency away from teens and young adults. y do u refer to phrenology to inform yr worldview. I’m about to undevelop yr prefrontal cortex with a baseball bat if u don’t shut the fuck up

for the ppl who keep saying this is an objective fact, from the Wikipedia list of common misconceptions:

it’s pop science. it’s pseudoscience. it’s phrenology. it’s not real. it’s being used as an excuse to call older people pedophiles and take away the rights of younger people. shut the fuck up.

nyancrimew:

mousegirlballs:

jemhowling:

were–ralph:

were–ralph:

?????? NATIONAL HERO???

this person needs protection this is not a joke we need to keep them safe

not a woman tho! she isn’t comfy with that word

just htought i’d let u know that this is the funniest shit anyone has ever said abt me

shopcat:

shopcat:

do you want to see the best trail cam photo ever

let it be known he is chilling like crazy

fungalfaggot:

fungalfaggot:

“the prefrontal cortex doesn’t fully form until yr 25!!” y do u wish to take more agency away from teens and young adults. y do u refer to phrenology to inform yr worldview. I’m about to undevelop yr prefrontal cortex with a baseball bat if u don’t shut the fuck up

for the ppl who keep saying this is an objective fact, from the Wikipedia list of common misconceptions:

it’s pop science. it’s pseudoscience. it’s phrenology. it’s not real. it’s being used as an excuse to call older people pedophiles and take away the rights of younger people. shut the fuck up.

lackadaisycats:

When Twitter is trending on Twitter

paulgadzikowski:

sleepy-bebby:

Oh god, why didn’t you just let him through?

when people see this guy coming and shout “duck” they mean it

biyorozurises:

twentieseight:

oh my god

That was timed so well oh my god

lackadaisycats:

When Twitter is trending on Twitter

sensiblereblogifposts:

pkducklett:

fluffmugger:

tenaciouszombiearcher:

Knowledge is empowering

you can literally get gender changers for like $3

And yes, that’s literally what they’re called.

Reblog if you got a gender changer for like $3

sayruq:

radicalurbanista:

tweet


Columbia University protest suppression, 4.30.24

sayruq:

koasku:

miku error

faithdeans:

vampiremuney:

faithdeans:

faithdeans:

faithdeans:

faithdeans:

time to see if my old mpreg player works ahhh!!!

IT WORKS!!!!

MP3 PALYER

sassysnowperson:

copperbadge:

Had a dream this morning that Archive of our Own had a Random button which would simply take you to a random fanfic, like Wikipedia has. (AO3 does not appear to really have this, I checked and couldn’t find one, but I kinda wish they did.) Someone had started a game where whatever fic you got, that was your new fandom, which is very fun! I would love this meme in real life.

The problem came in where so many people used the button that it broke and just started sending everyone to Stealing Harry, and like…I have fond memories of Stealing Harry but it’s not my best work and nobody should be assigned to be a Harry Potter fan in this day and age.

So I decide to go off and find Astolat and demand she fix this but when I finally did (there was a whole quest) she turned to me like the baddie in a horror flick and said, “But that’s the most random story there is” in a dark voice and I was terrified and woke up.

In the cold light of day I know there are more random stories by me on the archive, let alone by others, but I’m not going to try to get back there to argue my case. Pretty sure whatever I spoke to was actually the demon specifically assigned to plague fandom and not Astolat at all.

I’d say “get thee behind me, demon” but I know just how many porny fics on AO3 begin with that premise. (I’ve written some.) Begone foul spirit, and take your Satanic Panic with you!

This made me laugh so hard - of all the things a sleeping mind can offer up as entertainment, poor Copperbadge was visited by a demonic Astolat impersonator.

I wanted that Ao3 random button though.

SO I MADE ONE

It’s a generator that produces a link to a random work page on AO3, using a number generator in the link.

Fair warning, it turns up 404 errors pretty often, because many works have been deleted. Keep clicking, you’ll get something eventually.

Also, this is literally any work on AO3, so remember the back button and browse responsibly.

sassysnowperson:

copperbadge:

Had a dream this morning that Archive of our Own had a Random button which would simply take you to a random fanfic, like Wikipedia has. (AO3 does not appear to really have this, I checked and couldn’t find one, but I kinda wish they did.) Someone had started a game where whatever fic you got, that was your new fandom, which is very fun! I would love this meme in real life.

The problem came in where so many people used the button that it broke and just started sending everyone to Stealing Harry, and like…I have fond memories of Stealing Harry but it’s not my best work and nobody should be assigned to be a Harry Potter fan in this day and age.

So I decide to go off and find Astolat and demand she fix this but when I finally did (there was a whole quest) she turned to me like the baddie in a horror flick and said, “But that’s the most random story there is” in a dark voice and I was terrified and woke up.

In the cold light of day I know there are more random stories by me on the archive, let alone by others, but I’m not going to try to get back there to argue my case. Pretty sure whatever I spoke to was actually the demon specifically assigned to plague fandom and not Astolat at all.

I’d say “get thee behind me, demon” but I know just how many porny fics on AO3 begin with that premise. (I’ve written some.) Begone foul spirit, and take your Satanic Panic with you!

This made me laugh so hard - of all the things a sleeping mind can offer up as entertainment, poor Copperbadge was visited by a demonic Astolat impersonator.

I wanted that Ao3 random button though.

SO I MADE ONE

It’s a generator that produces a link to a random work page on AO3, using a number generator in the link.

Fair warning, it turns up 404 errors pretty often, because many works have been deleted. Keep clicking, you’ll get something eventually.

Also, this is literally any work on AO3, so remember the back button and browse responsibly.

tenderwasthekiss:

baby-girl-aaron-dessner-deactiv:

[ID: A drawing of a red kite with white, black and green bows on its tail. The caption says “No amount of propaganda should convince you that some children don’t deserve to grow up. End ID]

trickstertime:

dresshistorynerd:

im-the-princess-now:

paula-of-christ:

dailyhistorymemes:

The Choctaw-Irish Brotherhood(via)

I love stuff like this. Didn’t a tribe in Africa send America some cows after 9/11? Like this is holy and the most valuable thing we have. We hear your suffering and want to do anything in our power to help

It was not a potato famine. The famine didn’t happen because of the potato yeald failing. Ireland was actually producing more than enough food. However it was almost all land owned by Brittish landowners, who took all of the food out of the country to sell in UK. Potato was what the Irish farmers ate, because it was cheep and could be produced in worst parts of the land, where more profitable food couldn’t be grown. When there were no longer potatos, the decision for the farmers was to either starve and sent the food as rent to the landlords or loose their homes and then starve.

The Brittish goverment was unwilling to do anything for two reasons. First was the laissez-faire capitalistic ideology, that put the rights of property owners to make profits above human lives. Rent freeze was unthinkable and they even were unwilling to do proper relief efforts as free food would lower the cost of food. The second reason was distain for the Irish, and the thought that they were “breeding too much” and the famine was a natural way to trim down the population, aka genocidal reasoning.

This is why it’s important to stress it was not a potato famine. The potato blinght was all over Europe but only in Ireland there was a famine. The reasons behind it had nothing to do with potatos and everything to do with the Brittish.

Apparently what made Choctaw want to offer relief to Irish was the news about the Doolough Tragedy. Hundreds of starving people were gathered for inspection to verify they were entitled to recieve relief. The officials would for *some reason* not do that and instead left to a hunting lodge 19 kilometers away to spend the night and said to the starvqing people they would have to walk there by morning to be inspected. The weather conditions were terrible and many of them died completely needlessly during the walk thoroung day and night.

This apparently reminded the Choctaw of their own very recent (and much more explicit and bigger scale) experiences of ethnic clensing, where they were forcibly relocated. It was basically a death march and thousands of Choctaw died from the terrible conditions also completely needlessly.

In 2015 a memorial named Kindred Spirits was installed in Southern Ireland to commemorate the Chactow donation.


Then in 2020:


bowlifecomics:

Note: I am by no means a professional in health or otherwise. This is personal experience. I made this as a metaphor to help my parents understand me better.

psychotic-gerard:

Draw badly. Write nonsensically. Embroider messily. Burn what you bake and cook. Get paint everywhere. Read half a book. Lose your mind for a bit. Plant things. Have faith in the process. Abandon 70 wood-carving projects. Get a kit and do some of it and never return to it. Get comfortable with sucking and losing motivation. Continue to create with reckless abandon.

the-haiku-bot:

margindoodles2407:

blackturtlesofdeath:

artsekey:

For at least some speed-runners, this is canon.

@sara-da-yo he puts on pants after the third memory

Literally I have an AU about “what if this was canon”

and if you all want to see it I’d be more than happy to oblige

Literally I

have an AU about “what

if this was canon”

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

the-haiku-bot:

margindoodles2407:

blackturtlesofdeath:

artsekey:

For at least some speed-runners, this is canon.

@sara-da-yo he puts on pants after the third memory

Literally I have an AU about “what if this was canon”

and if you all want to see it I’d be more than happy to oblige

Literally I

have an AU about “what

if this was canon”

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.