May 2024

Did you hear about the world's most expensive cow? Idk how real it is, but look vv

a-book-of-creatures:

bovineblogger:

this is sorta true, though the caption gets it a little bit wrong!

viatina-19 fiv mara imóveis is a beautiful purebred nelore cow, and the most expensive cow in the world! her total value is 4.3 million!

though she’s actually owned by multiple people! most recently, one third of her ownership was sold (so like… imagine shares in a company. cow stocks if you will.) for 1.4 million, which increased her value to the 4.3 million mark, even though she was already considered the most expensive cow in the world before that!

Investing in beef stock…

tamarrud:

tamarrud:

*~tHe OnLy DeMoCrAcY iN tHe MidDdLe EaSt~*

Excerpt from a pre recorded report by Al Jazeera’s correspondent Imran Khan:

If you’re watching this pre recorded report, then Al Jazeera has been banned in the territory of Israel. […] Let me just take you through some of the definitions within the law: they have banned our website including anything that has the option of entering or accessing the website, even passwords that are needed, […] whether it’s stored on Israeli servers or outside of Israel. The website is now inaccessible. They’re also banning any device used for providing content, that includes my mobile phone. If I use that to do any kind of news gathering, then the Israelis can simply confiscate it. Our internet access provider, the guy that simply hosts aljazeera.net is also in danger of being fined if they host the website. The Al Jazeera TV channel is completely banned. Transmission by any kind of content provider is also banned. And holding offices or operating them in the territory by the channel [is banned].

Tell me you’re losing the media war so fucking bad without telling me you’re losing the media war…

sometiktoksarevalid:

pokkin:

They should make an alternate version of boba tea called kiki tea and its filled with spikes

stuffman-main:

imagine if you will, a fairly dry survival crafting game in which you live in a bunker and must periodically venture out to scavenge food, set up turrets for attacking monsters, etc

now, your computer inside the bunker has a game-inside-a-game on it which is a charming farming sim of undeniably greater quality and scope than the survival game you’re playing. therefore, the object of the game becomes to keep your bunker secure so you can play the farming game more.

now, once you achieve the highest rating in the farming game, a secret shop inside it unlocks, and one of the novelty items you can purchase is a game console, giving you access to games-inside-a-game-inside-a-game. most of the games for it are typical mobile shovelware, but one of them is a highly polished, extremely brutal precision platformer with amazing level design and production values exceeding that of the survival game and farming sim combined.

it is only at this point that the purpose of this entire contrivance becomes clear: to create the most deranged speedrun community the world has ever seen.

blackmormon:

thebobblehat:

awkwardarbor:

didgeridooyouloveme:

caseyanthonyofficial:

That gazebo is so fucked

Are you sure gazebo is the correct word?

Are

you 

sure?

idk why you’re confused, that poor gazebo needs help

This has hit my dash three times… that final reblog made it worthy.

I only liked this for the gif

blackmormon:

thebobblehat:

awkwardarbor:

didgeridooyouloveme:

caseyanthonyofficial:

That gazebo is so fucked

Are you sure gazebo is the correct word?

Are

you 

sure?

idk why you’re confused, that poor gazebo needs help

This has hit my dash three times… that final reblog made it worthy.

I only liked this for the gif

blackmormon:

thebobblehat:

awkwardarbor:

didgeridooyouloveme:

caseyanthonyofficial:

That gazebo is so fucked

Are you sure gazebo is the correct word?

Are

you 

sure?

idk why you’re confused, that poor gazebo needs help

This has hit my dash three times… that final reblog made it worthy.

I only liked this for the gif

anomalygal:

one thing about me is that I will abuse the quick reblog function on mobile

anomalygal:

one thing about me is that I will abuse the quick reblog function on mobile

tinylittletrashbot:

the-pursuit-of-yaoi:

prozdvoices:

Anonymous said:

Could you please do a clip of Team Rocket using insults that are a lot heavier than “twerp”?

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meowth, control yourself

I HAVE NA EEVER LAGUHED SO HA RD IN MY ENTRE L IF E

james sounds so fuckin offended like omf

psipaka:

What is bro yapping about 😂🙏

mymatedave10:

vaspider:

commasameleon:

vaspider:

nothorses:

vaspider:

I am begging everybody, fucking begging them, to slow the fuck down and fucking look things up. Right now, there are a lot of people who are making money off of creating headlines that are meant to make you mad, and it’s going to get worse as we get closer to the election.

If someone tells you that there’s a secret conspiracy to [do a thing you don’t like] and that it’s unique to Biden, you better fucking look that thing up, because chances are you’re going to find that it’s been happening under every administration for the last 50 years. Is that good? No! Should you want to change it? Probably! Is it a unique crime to Biden? Nope!

“Biden said [bad thing] [X] years ago.” Well, this bad thing he said happens to be true, but it looks like it was 45 years ago, and he changed his stance 40 years ago. “Biden said [other bad thing] [Y] years ago.” What’s the source on that? So there’s one person who says he said it? And nobody else who was there has corroborated that account? Who posted the story?

These are all random examples of things I’ve seen over the last couple of weeks, with the details slightly changed from the Tumblr posts and news articles I’ve seen, because the point isn’t the details of the particular story, so I don’t want to get bogged down in particulars that don’t matter to the point I’m making.

The point of this post isn’t the specific things I’m referencing but the fact that in each of these cases, the reality was not what was initially presented. Either the reality was wildly different, or this story can’t be corroborated and was told by someone with a clear and very well-known agenda of their own, which means that at the very least, the story should be treated with extreme suspicion.

And on that note, please don’t believe that because you’re a leftist that you can’t be radicalized in the same way that right-wingers are. You aren’t immune to propaganda either. I’m not saying you have to like, or should like, any particular politician or political entity. I am saying, however, that you should view a lot of the news with a gimlet eye, and that goes double for anything that makes you real fucking mad.

You need - need - to stop and read the whole article and ask yourself if you can verify the claims and who benefits from this making you mad.

Please. For the sake of the people around you who have to patiently explain to you that you’ve gotten fucking bamboozled again by propaganda if for no other reason. We’re all very tired of you thinking that leftists can’t be propagandized.

As an example for that last point: a former beloved mutual of mine who was very active in trans spaces here (and probably followed or was followed by a lot of the people who will see this post from my blog!) began posting a lot of anti-public education a while back. The last I saw of them was a post reblogged from an extremely obvious & blatantly right-wing conservative blog railing against the “inherently abusive nature of schools”, with multiple mentions of how CRT specifically was to blame.

I’m sure they weren’t aware that CRT is short for Critical Race Theory, i.e., the idea that racism exists. But they didn’t even look up this acronym that was cited at least three or four separate times as the titular reason schools are so evil; the post said a bunch of stuff they thought they agreed with, so they reblogged it.

I unfollowed them, I have no idea where they are now, but I think about this literally constantly. Your leftism does not protect you from radicalization. Mine doesn’t, either. We have got to be fucking diligent.

Yeah.

And the other thing I need to be clear about is that there is shitty “leftist” propaganda and right wing propaganda, and you can be radicalized out of sense along any axis of political thought.

Leftists tend to think they’re “too smart” to fall prey to cult-like thinking or radicalization. That is absolutely not true & there is plenty of weird fringe left, unfuckingfortunately. Thinking you couldn’t possibly be radicalized makes you more vulnerable.

Stay incredulous. Stay suspicious. Check sources.

It is in fact statistically more likely you would be vulnerable to cult or cult-like ideology the “smarter” you are—evidence for many decades suggest the more educated people are often the ones that fall the hardest for cults, to be clear. No human is infallible no matter how more or less educated you are and feeling righteous does not mean you are acting righteous. People need to remember that “question everything” means most importantly questioning even YOURSELF.

Yes, thank you! That’s the point I was trying to make, but I was not clear enough. I appreciate your words.

There’s an documented thing called Nobel disease, it’s where winners of Nobel prizes fall prey to the concept that because they are experts in their own fields, they are experts in every field. This is, of course, wrong.

Everyone is fallible to propaganda and being fooled by bad actors, thinking you are immune only makes you more vulnerable.

inthesensethat:

sloppjockey:

hyn. gouache watercolor painting on paper 2017

one-time-i-dreamt:

one-time-i-dreamt:

one-time-i-dreamt:

After all these years, it finally happened

It happened

I had a dream I was a worm

I was a worm in a relationship with a human man

He still loved me even though I was a worm

The question has been answered

garlicbug:

ravenworks:

anoleis:

nintendo…?

Apparently no one on Tumblr knows this so here’s a fun factoid: ‘neko’ (cat) is Japanese gay slang for a bottom

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anomalygal:

one thing about me is that I will abuse the quick reblog function on mobile

pokemonheritageposts:

Pokemon Heritage Post

walmart-the-official:

cannibalchicken:

Reblog to throw prev into the pit

not-wizard-council-aristocrat:

hummingbird-hunter:

I know a lot of you like to make an oc the most pathetic wet cat man and then torture them and throw rocks at them and make everything bad happen to them ever. Well. I’m built different I like to do the opposite. I like making guys that are so evil and fucked up and are happy about it and will make it everyone else’s problem. They torture y'all’s wet cats and kill for fun and have NO negative repercussions whatsoever. How does it make for good character development well he develops into an even bigger cunt hope that helps

I do both at once to the same character!

thetreeofliberty:

iceslushii:

beacon-lamp:

hello beloveds ☺️

made an alternate version for the mutuals ive never spoken to

You are appreciated

sandersstudies:

sandersstudies:

sandersstudies:

My friend sometimes brings her six-year-old to our DnD sessions and my husband (the DM) lets her roll for all enemy attacks and sometimes he will show her a few figures and let her secretly pick what creature we meet next. Who needs encounter tables when you have a first-grader around

She cheers when the monster is winning.

DM: *places an ugly, slavering, repugnant, spine-tingling creature on the battle map*

Child who can barely see over the table: ᵗʰᵃᵗ’ˢ ᵐᵉ :)

cannibalchicken:

stil-lindigo:

i really can’t overstate how fucking furious i am that corrupt egyptian officials have become millionaires from charging palestinian refugees thousands upon thousands of dollars to escape genocide and not only that, that it comes down to the generosity of normal people like you and me to fund these people, to feel guilty over not being wealthy enough to do more, to feel the pressure of choosing which fund to donate to, to have to shoulder the emotional burden of deciding which lives to save, when politicians will get absurdly rich off of insider trading and taking bribes from companies as they help engineer a worse world for all of us to endure.

gal-o-guacamole:

gal-o-guacamole:

Ok but do you think they’ve been to Libido bath

sure

wheelie-sick:

wheelie-sick:

wheelie-sick:

wheelie-sick:

wheelie-sick:

wheelie-sick:

wheelie-sick:

wheelie-sick:

wheelie-sick:

wheelie-sick:

wheelie-sick:

wheelie-sick:

wheelie-sick:

wheelie-sick:

wheelie-sick:

wheelie-sick:

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wheelie-sick:

wheelie-sick:

wheelie-sick:

wheelie-sick:

🇵🇸 the University of New Mexico is camping for for a free Palestine!! 🇵🇸

UNM is not happy about this

our encampment lives!! we made it through night 1!!!

[ID: a cardboard sign saying “cops go home we’re staying”]

Day 3 of the encampment!! we’re still here!!!

Day 4!!! we are not leaving until UNM divests!!

[ID: A lamp post with the Palestine flag hanging from it. a sign says “the revolution will be incentivized feed the people protect the people house the people educate the people” a sign below it says “cease fire” in all caps]

Day 5!!!

numbers dwindled as dead week approaches. we only had ~11 people this night. cops left expired citations early in the night but left and did not return! one demonstrated real maturity (/sarcasm) by putting an L to their forehead while passing us

we are still here and we will be here until UNM divests!!

police raided camp, stole a bunch of shit we are allowed to have, and then assaulted someone at the camp.

day 6! last night police gave notice that we are not allowed to sleep there anymore. they harassed the group 4 times during the night to make sure no one was sleeping. people stayed overnight with little to no rest.

day 7! resident life and student housing wants us gone by Monday. we have no plans to leave. last night the cops visited several times but most of the time they left before reaching camp. one of the times that they made it to camp they pushed me around alongside at least 2 other people. no one was injured or arrested.

if anyone could support us with some phone calls we could really use some help. police have been becoming increasingly violent. in particular officer Nicole Thorn (badge # 1238) and Travis Lente (badge # 1252) have been violent towards students. please help by calling the following numbers and demanding that, at minimum, they be reassigned due to their pattern of escalation and aggression. PROTECT THE PACK! HANDS OFF OUR STUDENTS!

Joseph Silva, Chief (505)277-1933

Christine Chandler, Deputy Chief (505)277-1934

Arturo Gonzalez, Commander, (505)277-3065

Tim Stump, Commander, (505)277-1935

Pete Guevera, Lieutenant, (505)277-0992

cops came by again and shoved me again. this time not just shoulder checking me but using their hands to full force shove me. I was the only one shoved and I was not injured. they are planning to remove us tonight and if they’re using this much force in the daytime they will only use more at night.

[ID: a sign with a duck on the left wearing a kufiya. on the right it says “UNM Divests Dislocate Declare These are our demands” in all caps]

the camp survived the night! happy day 8!!!

we! are! still! here!

RLSH still wants us gone today so we’ll likely be facing violence from the police. we’re very worried about the possibility of tear gas being deployed in camp. we are prepared for this but calling UNM PD is so helpful. let them know that the world is watching them and that they will not get away with harming us.

today we’re holding a rally and march at 6pm. we demand:

Declare; a public call for ceasefire and an end to the occupation

Disclosure; of all UNM investments

Divestment; from all companies involved in the genocide of Palestinians

[ID: a pillar in a building with art on it saying “FREE GAZA LIBERATION NOW” with a watermelon]

We took the student union building!!!! 🎉🎉

28+ state police cars outside, 10+ UNM PD, no arrests so far

multiple people were maced and arrested but we held the building until about 4am

camp is back up!

one of my friends was pretty badly beaten by riot police

camp is still going! it’s day 10? 11? I’ve lost track I pulled an all nighter yesterday it doesn’t feel like the protest was two nights ago. a total of 16 people were arrested and many people experienced police brutality. multiple people sustained injuries from the police. almost, if not all, of our comrades are out of jail

[ID: a person inside a building with orange-pink hair wearing a face shield sitting on a water jug in front of a line of protesters holding box lids as shields. they are facing a line of riot cops.]

while y'all are reblogging this why don’t you also help Muhammad get his family out of Gaza?

It’s day 12! We are still here and UNM still has not divested so we will stay here!

We have officially put up a statement discussing what happened on Monday night and how it was handled by the university

Putting the full statement beneath a cut because it’s long:

Keep reading

It’s day 15!!!! we are officially the longest occupation of UNM campus in history. I have mixed feelings about this- it’s amazing that we’ve stuck around for so long but I wish we didn’t have to. I wish our demands were met so we could leave.

ghostingthespace:

yoursminehourss:

artistofnothing:

yoursminehourss:

yoursminehourss:

😳 <- this emoji but without the blush or romantic connotation. im not blushing im staring you directly in your fucking eyes

if you excuse the bad editing it would look like this

can we hit 150k before this piece of shits one year anniversary

u know before yellow emojis took over as automatic, the one we used for this exactly was O_O . which has unfortunately become the shortcut for the stupid blushy one. but we also used to emphasize the emotion by making the mouth bigger, O_________O . there was also o_O , for when you’re weirded out, and o_o for small weirds or intrigue. you could use a period instead of an underscore for the mouth, o.o, O.O, which was a little more like shock.

there was also -_- for when you’re annoyed. -_-* for pissed. the asterisk is a forehead vein. a very bad day or very bad joke could result in -___________-********** .

anyway that’s your history lesson for the day, dont forget your roots.

the-shrimp-that-fried-rice:

themostrandompolls:

poll of random

Chose their will be no further context

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vote for fun

Reblog to share fun

Like to show you enjoying

Oh how i love democracy

digitaloffshoot:

tadc fan media literacy challenge - impossible

ampersketch-art:

kibumkim:

Helpppp

Happy one year anniversary to Elle Death Note.

pinene:

occasionalesbianlovermariahcarey:

pinene:

occasionalesbianlovermariahcarey:

I hate calling in sick I don’t want to inform anyone about my abnormal bowel movements

I love it. I call them up and say hey bossman I’m camped out on the shitter today yeehaw

you are so beautiful in every way

We will get married on a windswept cliff and the dinner will be easily digestible

aecho-again:

daggers-drawn:

dnadoublefelix:

raptorific:

raptorific:

raptorific:

discord server for silent video game protagonists

chell, doomguy, link, samus, and master chief are all in the server and not one of them has ever sent a message in it. they all consider the others to be their closest friends

there’s a channel where Red sends pictures of all of his pokemon and they all get a Thumbs Up emoji react from everyone else

Eventually Link starts posting selfies in the most crazy places with monsters in the background about to hit him or closeups of plants and small critters. They also get a Thumbs Up react. Nothing else is said.

D00MGU7:

👍4 👿2 🙀1

👍4

the-lumpfish-king:

virtualgirladvance:

kira-serialfaggot:

cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024:

bisexual-lemon1:

cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024:

what’s a bird you think you could beat up?

So I saw the thing abour no weapons, where is the fight taking place?

back alley in New Jersey

I ain’t going bigger than a goose I think. I’d fuck that bitch up. Crush its ribs with a kick and swing it by its neck into a wall.

Anything but a cassowary , emu or ostrich

I think I could take any bird. I won’t come out of it unhurt, but I do think I would win the fight

stargoyle:

“This person has a secret onlyfans!” “This artist does NSFW commissions!” “This author writes porn on the side!” I cannot begin to tell you how swag and awesome that is.

justaboymadeofhoneyandglass:

andiv3r:

pisshandkerchief:

pisshandkerchief:

sometimes m/f ships are gay. this is often the case actually

never say this to me again holy shit. blocked

Sorry, reblogging this again because I find the amount of people I see tagging this as team rocket immensely fun

but seriously, if a queer guy and a queer woman are together, that does not make them straight

sunflowerslut:

inthesensethat:

depsidase:

dragonboyteeth:

meatpulp:

meatpulp:

you know those like really edgy traumacore edits or whatever. can i have one of those but its about eating a cheese when ur lactose intolerant

EXACTLY

Your wish is my command

chillgamesh-the-swing:

reuniclus:

transmechanicus:

clowreedsforfilth-deactivated20:

prole-log:

Thank u comrade tyranitar

that is godzilla

Pokemon go screenshot of Tyranitar, with the same crest and tail spikes as the op imageALT

nothing but respect for comrade godzilla but that’s fucking tyranitar

muffinlevelchicanery:

scary-terryy:

scary-terryy:

scary-terryy:

So I started working again today, and me and my coworker had to squeeze lemons which usually is a really un fun job but TODAY. We had the mostly lovely batch of lemons to work with. So we rated how smoothly they cut and how nice the insides of them looked for about an hour. An absolutely marvelous time I gotta say

And in case anyone was wondering

Here she is. The most lovely lemon I’ve ever laid eyes upon

Just thinking about her. I can’t believe we had to turn her into lemon juice

kaijuno:

*baps you with my kitty paws*

-1hp

*baps you with my kitty paws*

-1hp

*baps you with my kitty paws*

-1hp

*baps you with my kitty paws*

-1hp

*baps you with my kitty paws*

-1hp

*baps you with my kitty paws*

-1hp

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silly-slacker-person:

cockmcstuffins:

bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent

Posts that changed the timeline

moringmark:

thebkwyrm:

digitaldiscipline:

Wyoming, one of the most useless states in the union, has decided to make itself even more useless by disenfranchising about a quarter of the electorate in hopes of cementing its shitty republican majority and bloody senators.

any followers who live there and didn’t vote previously:

  1. go fucking vote
  2. re-register so you can do item 1

There are fewer adults over the age of 21 in that state than there are children in my local school system. What the fuck, Wyoming, you’re pretty and all but HONESTLY.

raccoonskoodilypoopdungeon:

gunsandfireandshit:

vintageadvertising:

70’s ad for Asbestos

neomedievalist:

one time i was walking home from classes and i saw a tesla exit the uni parking lot and i said out loud “reddit car” and the guy heard me