May 2024

luigiheritageposts:

zsnes:

suppermariobroth:

Top: Luigi’s model from Mario & Sonic at the Rio 2016 Olympic Games.

Bottom: Upon closer inspection, the buttons on Luigi’s overalls are not flat discs, but instead stakes that are driven into Luigi’s body. By taking them out of the main model, we can see their shape.

luigi nipple crucifixion

Luigi heritage post

aleprouswitch:

Are YOU one of Jay’s Kids?

Classically trained opera singer and Shock Rock pioneer Jalacy J. Hawkins, better known as Screamin’ Jay Hawkins, definitely put a spell on his droves of female fans - upon his death in Februrary 2000, it was discovered that Hawkins could possibly have been the father of up to 75 children.

A website, jayskids.com, was launched to find as many of Hawkins’ children as possible. Confirmed children of Hawkins were found to live all over the world, from Hawaii to France and everywhere in-between. A meetup eventually brought a dozen or so of Hawkins’s children together.

To this day, the number 75 remains just an estimate of how many children Hawkins has. As of the time of writing this article, jayskids.com is no longer active.

journeysendinlovers:

sayruq:

Op has said that it’s not just his account that got suspended but many other people around him as well

If you have anything personally stored on a OneDrive account, pull it immediately. Microsoft is going to try to cover their ass. Don’t buy the PR spin they’re going to push. They’re shutting down all the accounts in the area to claim neutrality when they’re forced to divest. Israeli soldiers have been using OneDrive to store and share their horrific crimes.

the-quasar-hero:

dreamyslothbunny:

the-quasar-hero:

I could NOT be in feudal Japan. Here are some reasons why

  1. I wasn’t born then.

WRONG! Time travel beam

gremlin-pattie:

hempkitty:

can someone please be proud of me like fuck I’m trying

reblog to let prev know you’re proud of them

toastbutteregg:

i needed to read this today so im sharing it to all of you!!

actuallymewhassuppeeps:

thesaltofcarthage:

flyonthewallmedstudent:

heathenvampires:

blackqueerblog:

FACTS!

Additions: if your viral load is suppressed by medication to the point it’s undetectable, it’s considered untransmittable, even without condoms. Children with HIV+ carriers are usually given medication when they’re born, to make sure any of the virus doesn’t take hold (which we also do to adults who fear they’ve been exposed, it’s called PEP ((Post Exposure Prophylaxis)), which is a month of medication and must be started within 72 hours of exposure).

(There’s also PreP - Pre Exposure Prophylaxis, which is taking medication if you feel you are at risk of being exposed to HIV, whether through sexual partners or sharing injection needles)

This is why we need universal free healthcare - so people can go on and have happy, healthy lives despite the HIV diagnosis. Nobody should die or live in fear when the treatment is so damn simple and effective.

HIV is not as deadly as it once was in the 1980s-1990s. 

There’s been a lot of progress in this. So long as you’re taking your medications (anti-retrovirals), it’s essentially become another chronic disease like diabetes or COPD etc. HIV patients nowadays are living into their 60s and 70s and are more likely to die of cardiovascular disease rather than opportunistic infections or AIDS defining illnesses. 

If the HIV viral load is undetectable, then your CD4 counts (your white cells that are affected by the virus) should normalise. Such that you’re no different to the general population when it comes to infection risk.

Yes, we should all still be precautious, but it’s no longer a death sentence. 

Stigma remains because of how it is transmitted.

We need to share this information as widely as possible.

Silence still Equals Death.

[image description: a widely smiling black woman hugs a black man and their two children, who are also smiling widely. The woman holds a sign reading “HIV+” and the man and the children hold signs reading “HIV-”. This image is on a tweet by bucci jenkins @/Glorico who says “bruh what”.

There are 2 replies to that tweet, by GEM @/Rozthecreator reading “the woman is hiv positive, she takes her meds which makes her count low, she can’t pass it off to her husband which makes her still able to live her normal life and reproduce. The stigmas of hiv has to stop, and as Blacks especially we have to educate each other.”

The next reply is by t a y l o r @/G14_Classified_, reading “people on this app talk about sex 24/7 but are completely ignorant when it comes to stds and how they can/can’t be contracted. Yikes”.

End id]

notetaeker:

rat-detector:

wuntrum:

happy sparkle on its wednesday monday

roses-blog-of-things-deactivate:

Hebsuehhevr love my mutuals so much

🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂

Hugs for all my lovely mutuals

anexperimentallife:

cugzarui:

ka3l:

i’m sorry

WHAt

those are seizures????da hell????

jesterbots:

“ohh what if my kid starts identifying as a CAT because of the trans agenda we have to prote—” well they’ve always done that. do you remember the psychological effects of h2o on young girls. of warrior cats on autistic children. i believed i was a demigod because of percy jackson. twilight came out and kids were telling their friends they were secretly vampires. this is just a thing kids do. worry less

pirateprincessjess:

When I was a kid my family pretended to get raptured so I would think I was left behind on earth while they all went to heaven.

I was like 8 years old and my sister and mom had gotten really into the Left Behind novels (bible fan fic about the rapture). In the books when the rapture happened the clothes that people were wearing when they got raptured were left behind in neatly folded piles.

One day when I was getting home from school my family decided that they would leave piles of neatly folded clothes around the house, and then hide in the basement.

The intended effect was that I would get home and see the clothes then, think that my family had been raptured and that I wasn’t good enough to get into heaven… or something?

The problem was that I had never read these books, and didn’t really think about the rapture very often. There was no reason that I would see some laundry on the floor and think “The rapture happened and I’ve been abandoned by God! I’ll never see my family again!! Oh nooo!!!!”

I just sat down and watched cartoons and eventually my family got bored and revealed that they were all hiding in the basement.

It’s a good thing I didn’t understand the joke, otherwise that shit would have been traumatic.

wizardarchetypes:

the cashier at barnes & noble just gave me this duck at checkout and they said “i give these to children and people with a certain vibe.”

floored to know something about me aligns with this duck

depsidase:

appendingfic:

dochkavurdalaka:

chilchuck going “sorry leave me outta this one. i cant fight” but then hitting literally every precise shot with an arrow or projectile he ever made in the story INCLUDING PIERCING A RED DRAGONS EYE BY THROWING A KNIFE WHILE LEAPING AWAY my bro is a rogue with dex 20 and wants no one to know biggest liar in history

As a fellow union man i can relate - you do not let your employer know you can do anything you don’t want to become your job

copepods:

chart with all my favorite fictional guys on it and it looks like this

jewishdainix:

jewishdainix:

ladycelebrianofimladris:

hesperocyon-lesbian:

“The only democracy in the Middle East”

esims are more important than ever, please donate directly or to a drive. i know there’s a lot going on with the campus protests but we CANNOT let it take our eyes off of Gaza. the protestors themselves say so too.

esims!!!

esims!!!

esims!!!

badsciencejokes:

Poor trout

whereserpentswalk:

lordascapelion:

shadows-ember:

cherokeefrank:

lordspoons-deactivated20240903:

return-of-the-blech:

whereserpentswalk:

return-of-the-blech:

durkin26:

whereserpentswalk:

Bigots don’t realize how far I want society to go in terms of acceptance. I want to see a world where an eighteen year old getting bottom surgery that leaves them entirely without genitals, or with both sets of sex organs, to be commonplace. I want to see a world where the hotboy singer all the straight girles are fawning over to be an underweight pre T trans guy. I want there to be public theistic luciferian pagan churches, that were converted from catholic churches, and have church school attached to them. I want fathers to be proud of their daughters becoming sex workers. I want the title of ceo to seem as ancient as the title of duke. I want it to be considered normal that some psychotic people carry weapons for self defense. I want it to be normalized for people to be on puberty blockers deep into adulthood. I want…

OP will never understand why their ideal world will never exist.

Hint: it’s not because people are intolerant or bigoted.

People said the same about those who dreamed of abolishing slavery and monarchy.

Capitalism will be abolished.

The state will be abolished.

Chrsitantiy will be abolished.

Patriarchy will be abolished.

Define capitalism.

As for the State, I wish.

There is no patriarchy.

Christ is eternal.

And you still don’t understand why bigotry us not the issue here.

lol OP thinks they can abolish Christianity

Christ is Eternal and will triumph over everything and there’s nothing you can do about it.

How I sleep knowing people want to play enemies and abolish Christianity

knowing we already won.

Hint: those fathers who are proud of their daughters being sex workers? They were their daughters first pimps.

Christ is King

Yeah OP is pretty delusional. You can have a functioning society without normal sexual relations. There may be room for exceptions but it can never be the standard.

Christianity is a major (if not THE) reason why our current civilization has so many institutions and memes that allowed for the development of the progressive movement in the first place. It outcompeted paganism and other faiths for a reason.

Free Enterprise (I prefer that term to “Capitalism”, when possible) is basically proven to create more prosperity than centrally planned systems. The amount of evidence is overwhelming.

The State will continue to exist due to human beings needing stability.

“Patriarchy” is such a nebulous and emotionally loaded term that encompasses so many concepts across so many areas that discussing it is borderline pointless. But that said, the way sexual relations work out, it’s unlikely to go away anytime soon. Human sexual dynamics don’t exist because one group decided to oppress the other, it’s because evolution iterated upon them over millions of years and the current system is the one that persisted until the modern day. If a Matriarchy ever existed, it was outcompeted and consumed by its non-matriarchal neighbors. Hierarchy is a fact, hard-coded into Nature and will never go away. Equality is not possible. OP’s world would result in human extinction, if realized.

(Bonus points for me if they respond and say that they desire Human Extinction or insist that it Wouldn’t Be All That Bad.)

Going through your points:

Christianity basically only lead to systems of oppression. It never out competed real religions on fair grounds, it’s basically only ever spread via state violence.

Anarchism will have less central planning than capitalism by definition.

The state can be abolished just like how systems of oppression have been abolished before.

Gender does not exist in nature. It’s a human construct just like anything else.

Human extinction isn’t a threat caused by feminists, it’s a threat caused by the state (nuclear war) and capital (climate change). If you care about human extinction you must become an anarchist.

“Christ is eternal” people when they see religion statistics and find out christianity is on the decline:

whereserpentswalk:

lordascapelion:

shadows-ember:

cherokeefrank:

lordspoons-deactivated20240903:

return-of-the-blech:

whereserpentswalk:

return-of-the-blech:

durkin26:

whereserpentswalk:

Bigots don’t realize how far I want society to go in terms of acceptance. I want to see a world where an eighteen year old getting bottom surgery that leaves them entirely without genitals, or with both sets of sex organs, to be commonplace. I want to see a world where the hotboy singer all the straight girles are fawning over to be an underweight pre T trans guy. I want there to be public theistic luciferian pagan churches, that were converted from catholic churches, and have church school attached to them. I want fathers to be proud of their daughters becoming sex workers. I want the title of ceo to seem as ancient as the title of duke. I want it to be considered normal that some psychotic people carry weapons for self defense. I want it to be normalized for people to be on puberty blockers deep into adulthood. I want…

OP will never understand why their ideal world will never exist.

Hint: it’s not because people are intolerant or bigoted.

People said the same about those who dreamed of abolishing slavery and monarchy.

Capitalism will be abolished.

The state will be abolished.

Chrsitantiy will be abolished.

Patriarchy will be abolished.

Define capitalism.

As for the State, I wish.

There is no patriarchy.

Christ is eternal.

And you still don’t understand why bigotry us not the issue here.

lol OP thinks they can abolish Christianity

Christ is Eternal and will triumph over everything and there’s nothing you can do about it.

How I sleep knowing people want to play enemies and abolish Christianity

knowing we already won.

Hint: those fathers who are proud of their daughters being sex workers? They were their daughters first pimps.

Christ is King

Yeah OP is pretty delusional. You can have a functioning society without normal sexual relations. There may be room for exceptions but it can never be the standard.

Christianity is a major (if not THE) reason why our current civilization has so many institutions and memes that allowed for the development of the progressive movement in the first place. It outcompeted paganism and other faiths for a reason.

Free Enterprise (I prefer that term to “Capitalism”, when possible) is basically proven to create more prosperity than centrally planned systems. The amount of evidence is overwhelming.

The State will continue to exist due to human beings needing stability.

“Patriarchy” is such a nebulous and emotionally loaded term that encompasses so many concepts across so many areas that discussing it is borderline pointless. But that said, the way sexual relations work out, it’s unlikely to go away anytime soon. Human sexual dynamics don’t exist because one group decided to oppress the other, it’s because evolution iterated upon them over millions of years and the current system is the one that persisted until the modern day. If a Matriarchy ever existed, it was outcompeted and consumed by its non-matriarchal neighbors. Hierarchy is a fact, hard-coded into Nature and will never go away. Equality is not possible. OP’s world would result in human extinction, if realized.

(Bonus points for me if they respond and say that they desire Human Extinction or insist that it Wouldn’t Be All That Bad.)

Going through your points:

Christianity basically only lead to systems of oppression. It never out competed real religions on fair grounds, it’s basically only ever spread via state violence.

Anarchism will have less central planning than capitalism by definition.

The state can be abolished just like how systems of oppression have been abolished before.

Gender does not exist in nature. It’s a human construct just like anything else.

Human extinction isn’t a threat caused by feminists, it’s a threat caused by the state (nuclear war) and capital (climate change). If you care about human extinction you must become an anarchist.

nats-uvi:

The whole tadc fandom right now

smoqueen:

sharkboy:

all i needed to see was division 1 lacrosse player

“english majors” graduate off the backs of these essays somehow

the-haiku-bot:

adam-scott:

every film maker should have one thing in mind: will this be a good gif?

every film maker

should have one thing in mind: will

this be a good gif?

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

incognitopolls:

What’s the most attractive/your favorite physical feature of women?

Hair

Face

Voice

Tits

Tummy

Back

Arms

Hands

Ass

Thighs

Other

I’m not attracted to women

See Results

Follow-up to this poll about men so “anon’s bisexual ass can vote for girltummy too”

We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.

datadegroove:

i love the idea that this photo is candid and that she pulled out her phone to take this picture in front of the guy who may or may not make her uncomfortable to snap this historic image and the hawaiian shirt man decided that since he’s getting his picture taken anyway he may as well make it look good meanwhile the guy who’s bothering her is just like sitting there wondering what the hell is happening seconds before she agrees to have him removed just for a lark even though he didn’t actually do anything and the bodyguards come and they take him outside and they throw him out on the street as hard as possible and then one of hte bodyguards comes out and crushes his head with a bar stool like an overripe melon

that-weird-bee:

bored-dromaeosaur:

sam-the-skelepun:

dionysus-god-of-all-things-wine:

sam-the-skelepun:

dionysus-god-of-all-things-wine:

:

Give a mutual a curse

Anytime they use a swear word a frog falls out of their mouth

Anytime they make popcorn it will burn

Every 10 pages they loose their place in a written work

Cats will never sit on their lap

A bright red pimple will appear on their forehead anytime they take a picture

They will fall in a well not once, but twice

Turned into a toad

Forced to live in Oklahoma, USA

Must forage for food. They have no knowledge on what is or isn’t safe to eat

May never get 8 uninterrupted hours of rest

Always wakes up 5 minutes before their alarm

Must eat a spoonful of pure vanilla extract daily

See Results

the cat one is just WAY TO CRUEL

hey. hey mr D. Guess what i gave you

YOU DIDNT.

Tee hee

Anytime you you make popcorn it will burn. :3

You always will have to wake five minutes before the alarm

And the same for you

what-is-love-babey-dont-hurt-me:

what-is-love-babey-dont-hurt-me:

You guys ever see a DNI that makes you break out into laughter and almost cry

If graphic design is your passion then !!! GET OUT !!! 🚫🚫👎‼️🥶🥶🚫

aerospaceaspirant:

entryn17:

i miss when someone would post an image and then another person would reblog from them with seemingly the same image but there was a lucky luciano hidden in there somewhere. and you spent 5 minutes looking for it. do you remember how we used to play

zeroiii:

sgstrider:

kumagawa:

zeroiii:

@ straight people:

Honestly what the fuck

once again the SJWs attack ….logic be my horse, reason my blade…fedora my armor..heterotron activate

um. what?

you heard the man heterotron activate

hungry-skeleton:

Tomorrow we’ll all be changed men, for better or for worse we’ve yet to find out. But have some art for the road 🫡

Reblogs > Likes

Standalone art under cut

Keep reading

somethingusefulfromflorida:

crevicedwelling:

flatid planthopper nymph, Singapore. hemipterans (true bugs) like these have mastered the art of covering oneself in weird waxy filaments, which are shed along with their last juvenile molt, revealing a sleek, gossamer-winged adult

He look like a terrycloth puffball that fell off an old towel

drunkmice:

accessibletweets:

fuckfreaks3:

[Image ID:

The “is this a pigeon” meme with the speaker labeled “radical social justice spaces” asking, “Is this accountability?”

The butterfly is covered up with a large thought bubble that says, “Completely obliterating a trans woman’s entire support network leaving her a traumatized bundle of nerves who feels like she’ll never have any community because you’ve convinced her she’s a monster.”

End ID.]

What a statement Tumblr turned this into, removing the image and the person who explained it

drunkmice:

accessibletweets:

fuckfreaks3:

[Image ID:

The “is this a pigeon” meme with the speaker labeled “radical social justice spaces” asking, “Is this accountability?”

The butterfly is covered up with a large thought bubble that says, “Completely obliterating a trans woman’s entire support network leaving her a traumatized bundle of nerves who feels like she’ll never have any community because you’ve convinced her she’s a monster.”

End ID.]

What a statement Tumblr turned this into, removing the image and the person who explained it

alphabetcompletionist:

yorickish-deactivated20240629:

why’s youtube recommending me this gay shit

oh. carry on then

ABCDEFGHI KLMNO RSTU W Y

20/26

anniesimps:

I FORGOT TO POST THIS HERE OOPSSS

Are they stupidd or smthh

:

izzy-the-chaotic-gremlin:

twostudcampcounselorspud:

storythesilly:

catchymemes:

fuck fucker

help??

Fuck. That’s just it. I don’t have a last name… my names spud..

Fucky Fucken

fuckiam fuckespeare

Fuck Fuckevic

8ball-wizard:

bitches call my dick game weak bc my thrusts are uncoordinated and sloppy and i keep losing my erection thinking about the ramifications of the maze

greelin:

y’all have got to stop approaching interactions with strangers like they’re stupid and this is their very first day on the earth

bunnyhugs22:

respect-the-locals:

🐙 Daily Cephalopod Fact: 🐙

Firefly Squid: The photophores that dot the body of the squid produce two different wavelengths of light (both blue and green bioluminescence) while those around the eye and on the arms only produce blue light. The reactant luciferin and the necessary enzyme luciferase are located in a crystalline structure within rod-like bodies in their photophores. Firefly squid are the only cephalopods to have this structural arrangement which increases the efficiency of its bioluminescence and allows the light to be directed downward in a cone-like projection.

shakespearenatural:

When someone does something and is waiting for your reaction, but you’re autistic and your face doesn’t convey emotions very well :

tbh creature holding up an enormous thumbs upALT

fismoll7secinv:

image

sending mental apologies to mutuals

tinylittletrashbot:

the-pursuit-of-yaoi:

prozdvoices:

Anonymous said:

Could you please do a clip of Team Rocket using insults that are a lot heavier than “twerp”?

image

meowth, control yourself

I HAVE NA EEVER LAGUHED SO HA RD IN MY ENTRE L IF E

james sounds so fuckin offended like omf

scarygreenlightning-art:

Digital illustration of Gabriel and V1 from Ultrakill. They're dancing under a spotlight, with V1 standing behind Gabriel, and Gabriel's arms crossing to hold V1's hands opposite of his own. Gabriel's head is tilted to the right side, looking back at V1, and V1 is looking at Gabriel with its optic lens slightly shuttered in affection. Both have their wings spread out.ALT

I think it’s cute that their wings are of each other’s main color hehe

nintrando:

Autism stronger than a Midwest tornado I know that’s right

certainunkownlove2:

This is your daily reminder to stop kosa. Email your reps or go to badinternetbills.com/ and it will send the email for you. You can also edit what it will say in the email.

Also share information about kosa and how to stop it with everyone, you could reblog or just post your own post on your blog or text a friend. Even telling one person makes a difference.

Don’t know who your rep is/their email?https://www.house.gov/representatives