May 2024

xenasaur:

zennistrad:

fucking losing it over this thumbnail

WOOOOO JAMES TULLOS MENTIONED


now I finally have an excuse to post this image I’ve had on my phone for MONTHS

official-new-zealand:

definitely-canada:

non-tyrannical-usa:

definitely-brasil:

childofthewargod:

13callisto:

o-kye:

frankie–the–fox:

i-wear-the-cheese:

bronzewitchhazel:

mothmaam:

taurussoulx:

sea-lestial-dreamer:

cosmic-witch:

phoenix-singularity:

dark-priestess-of-zork-love:

handsomepeacock:

sabriel-fanboy-83:

nomidot:

overexerted:

screenshot to see ur nickname!

Sweet indie birb

Lil emo king

Sweet Art Prince

Cute Poetry Animal

Cute Baby Mom

sleepy fucking girl lmao spot on

smol gay girl. can’t deny it 😂

smol ocean prince, I love it

pale ocean mom.

accurate.

Cute flower dad…

how did it knooow?

Sleepy Gay Birb.
I have a tattoo of two magpies and my patronus is a crow so like… Yes. This is accurate. (the sleepy and gay goes without saying)

lil plant queen

I mean I’m kinda short and I do love plants so that fits

i cant even sya mine its so Not Gender

Sweet flower princess

Fluffy poetry mom……

HEY WAIT THAT SUITS ME????

Pale space meme

hot snake prince ✨

….hot baby animal

what

I-

am I like on fire or???

“pale fucking animal” …

Sweet gay princess

ashes2caches:

big news from the girl factory! they’re inventing a new kind of girl who is both taller than you and also kinda faggy with it

tanadrin:

a psa sign in my vet informs me that the German word for rabies is “tollwut,” which to my nonnative eye reads as “excellent fury”

derinthescarletpescatarian:

Having a nap with feetsies out

taahko:

i think some of you dont like narratives or stories or characters i think you just like fanfiction tropes

cutecipher:

cutecipher:

no, actually, trying to position your disgust/annoyance with “stereotypical” trans women as political righteousness doesnt make me want to abandon them it makes me suspicious of you

i love harsh noise girls i love blahaj girls i love video game dev girls i love trans girls and i refuse to tear them down

shounenchild:

bisexualspongebob:

the fact that the bottom part of this was cut off and reposted and and almost nobody knew is one of the biggest cases of bi erasure in history

marryingthewholecorpoverse:

malrightnao:

the once-slurs be like “how fa-a-a-ag can i be”

reads like 10k. investing at 30

bisexualfunfacts:

being so fr with you all we need to drastically accelerate anti-car propaganda.

we need to make it so clear to future generations that we no longer tolerate a world where you cannot conveniently go for a walk or get a coffee or get groceries without a car

irockasingranite:

himbofisher:

unclefather:

new states just dropped and white supremacist sharks live there

Actually not a bad example of the problems with LLMs.

LLMs work roughly by performing a sort of textual interpolation. The prompt corresponds to a sampling point, and the model then interpolates from its training set onto that point.

When you prompt an LLM for any kind of novel information, you’re making it perform the textual equivalent of extrapolation. And anyone who’s ever done any kind of data analysis with machine learning (remember, linear fits are machine learning!) knows the perils of extrapolation.

Whatever you get out might look like coherent text, but the information it contains is going to be the fancy equivalent of “Morth Carolina”.

animentality:

I'm curious. Reblog this if you know how to cook

sister-equalist:

I don’t even care if it’s macaroni, ramen or those little bowls you stick in the microwave. Please, I need reassurance that most of the population on tumblr WOULDN’T STARVE TO DEATH if their parents couldn’t fix them food or they couldn’t go out to eat. 

tatrismus-t3ismus-deactivated20:

snakeoid-deactivated20241117:

jam filled freak

netopýr: *změní se v koblihu*

i-am-aprl:

People are passing food and water through the gates to the Columbia University Gaza Encampment protesters.


Columbia has completely shut down access to campus to try to starve the encampment.

walmart-the-official:

what if we did a picrew chain but we were daleks

@realecosia @mcgeese @realsafari @real-sephora @definitely-quicktrip @important-question-anon @gb-tesco-official @totally-italy @shakespeare-official-reblogs @applebees-honestly and anyone else who wants to join!

@ anyone who sees this!

3liza:

animentality:

I’m very autistic and I also used to think like this until I realized the population who was complaining the most about the little fictions and scripts that act as the traffic laws of public human social interaction (me, us, autistic people: of which I am one) were also the same people who were most likely to have a full scale rejection sensitive dysphoria meltdown every time someone wasnt VERY careful what they said to me. and that straightened my shit out pretty fast

professionalchaoticdumbass:

INTERNET PRO TIP: you can make absolutely Anything seem cringe in an instant by:

rifa:

Realized I have a naked rat and a small piano

Here’s Harry banging out the tunes, April 13th 2023

rifa:

Realized I have a naked rat and a small piano

Here’s Harry banging out the tunes, April 13th 2023

rifa:

Realized I have a naked rat and a small piano

Here’s Harry banging out the tunes, April 13th 2023

charlottan:

in a medieval groupchat nobody would make fun of your typo they would just assume that its a new spelling youre going with and roll with it

squid-ink-personal:

squid-ink-personal:

itonje:

so it’s the month of may huh?…well if you replaced the ‘m’ in may with ‘g’ well…you ‘may’ be surprised at what you find 😏😏

gonth

wait

genericpuff:

cinoclexity:

charlignon:

penguicorns-are-cool:

DO NOT DO THIS!!!

If a website has a paywall, like New York Times, DO NOT use the ctrl+A shortcut then the ctrl+c shortcut as fast as you can because then you may accidentally copy the entire article before the paywall comes up. And definitely don’t do ctrl+v into the next google doc or whatever you open because then you will accidentally paste the entire article into a google doc or something!!!! I repeat DO NOT do this because it is piracy which is absolutely totally wrong!!!

Also do NOT append “12ft.io/” before a URL ! Typing an URL like this https://12ft.io/<URL> will redirect to a site that would break the display of the page by removing the paywall !

Honestly it’s kind of prohibited to mash CTRL+P before some paywall windows can load in to get a PDF of the article. Really shouldn’t be done tbh very dangerous🤷🏿‍♂️ ❌️

alphabetcompletionist:

littleguysdaily:

spunchthegoblin:

alphabetcompletionist:

spunchthegoblin:

alphabetcompletionist:

spunchthegoblin:

kiwi b ird held so gen tle and sweet . wonderful .

AB DEFGHI KL NO RSTU W

17/26

i dont think this bird even knows the alphabet .

i will teach her

shes eager to learn !!

omg hi

catchymemes:

disableddyke:

disableddyke:

disableddyke:

if your class solidarity doesn’t include people who are on SSI, food stamps, or are unable to work it’s not solidarity

this also applies to homeless people, sex workers and undocumented workers. include them or your solidarity is meaningless

yes this includes people who “mooch off” their parents by still living with them into adulthood. you are not an ally to disabled or poor people if you hold disdain for those who cannot live on their own.

queerslurheritageposts:

eroticcannibal:

Not queer as in “queer is not a slur” but queer as in “I do not give a fuck if its a slur, you don’t get to censor my identity regardless”. Queer as in “I HOPE my identity upsets you”. Queer as in “my identity is not only a slur but a threat”

Queer Slur Heritage Post

generaljenobi-deactivated202411:

yeahokayillreblogthat:

cephalopodvictorious:

letsoulswander:

joshgrobanscock:

zooophagous:

I know I sound like your mom but you kids need to stop fucking vaping

1) Vaping is confirmed to cause cancer. Vaping coats the lungs with toxic substances, such as heavy metals and benzene, which are known to cause cancer

2) Many vapes contain diacetyl, which, when inhaled causes popcorn lung, or scarring of the lung

3) Ultrafine particles, when being inhaled, can be lodged in the trachea (not good!)

4) Ultrafine particles can also constrict the arteries in the lungs potentially causing A HEART ATTACK

5) Vaping is relatively new. Not much studies have been done in comparison to tobacco. Plus, the vaping companies are powerful people. There is a large chance that they are purposely downplaying and even burying any evidence that vaping is harmful - just like the tobacco companies before them. They do not care about you, or your health, or the truth. They only care for money

Also STOP VAPING INDOORS AROUND OTHER PEOPLE. Holy shit, if you’re gonna wreck your lungs at least give me the option not to wreck mine.

It’s such an issue that the MTA had to run a campaign about it

yeah okay ill reblog that

yeahokayillreblogthat:

cephalopodvictorious:

letsoulswander:

joshgrobanscock:

zooophagous:

I know I sound like your mom but you kids need to stop fucking vaping

1) Vaping is confirmed to cause cancer. Vaping coats the lungs with toxic substances, such as heavy metals and benzene, which are known to cause cancer

2) Many vapes contain diacetyl, which, when inhaled causes popcorn lung, or scarring of the lung

3) Ultrafine particles, when being inhaled, can be lodged in the trachea (not good!)

4) Ultrafine particles can also constrict the arteries in the lungs potentially causing A HEART ATTACK

5) Vaping is relatively new. Not much studies have been done in comparison to tobacco. Plus, the vaping companies are powerful people. There is a large chance that they are purposely downplaying and even burying any evidence that vaping is harmful - just like the tobacco companies before them. They do not care about you, or your health, or the truth. They only care for money

Also STOP VAPING INDOORS AROUND OTHER PEOPLE. Holy shit, if you’re gonna wreck your lungs at least give me the option not to wreck mine.

It’s such an issue that the MTA had to run a campaign about it

yeah okay ill reblog that

igotbugsinmypocket:

lifblogs:

theladyregret:

crazy-brazilian:

Sci-fi author admits to not actually having written anything in 9 months

Sci-fi author admits to plaigirizing for 9 months.

Basically, if they’re writing with AI, they’re not writing. They’re having an AI gather tropes and create stories out of them, overusing them. AI will never replace human creativity.

commandtower-solring-go:

janesexyway:

It should also be recognised that Lucille Ball helped advance the medium of television as a whole by, more or less, inventing the idea of reruns. This was, in large part, what drove the success of non-serialised shows such as Star Trek, but also paved the way for extremely popular television genres like the sitcom

coolcurrybooks-deactivated20230:

somethingmissingthiswaycomes:

officiallordvetinari:

datsderbunnyblog:

datsderbunnyblog:

noirandchocolate:

colouritlater:

nicolauda:

Rhianna Pratchett confirming her father wouldn’t be a “”“gender critical”“” activist (whatever the hell those GCs stand for) if he were still alive

The GCs are Terfs. A specific type of transphobe. Quite a few British celebrity got recruited to their ranks and they have the money and clout to do a lot of damage unfortunately.

Terry passed away before Rowling started her downward spiral and played a significant role in creating the current toxic atmosphere around Trans rights in England . It is good to see that his daughter ,who is also a writer, stands up for human rights.

That’s despicable trying to “recruit” someone who’s DEAD. Not to mention there’s NOTHING in Pratchett’s books—including the ones of essays, articles, and speeches—to suggest he join in if he was alive.

And obviously his own kid would know his private opinions so hopefully the assholes will see her tweet and back the fuck off.

(GC stands for “gender critical”, when you see that it usually means that you’re talking to/about terfs who are trying to rebrand their image).

For those of you who are wondering who else the original tweet is referring to, they are talking about Margaret Atwood, a very prominent feminist author (probably best known for The Handmaid’s Tale). Because she is a feminist the terfs assumed that she’d naturally side with them, and it came as a massive shock (for some reason) when she very publicly opposed and humiliated all of  terfdom.

But yeah I don’t know how terfs can possibly get through Discworld books without any kind of self-awareness but apparently they do. I’ve also seen them talking about how the Wives in the Handmaid’s Tale are all trans women (solely based on the fact that they are infertile). If you know anything about the plot or even the basic premise you’ll know how ludicrous that suggestion is.

Terf rhetoric basically revolves around throwing shit at the wall and then crawling around in anything that sticks, but the underlying transphobia is always present.

Rhianna Pratchett is the best.

“Terry Pratchett” is now a trending topic on twitter and everyone is just slamming the people who claim he would be transphobic. It’s been really nice to see

Also there’s this

And this. Bless @neil-gaiman

I’d already seen most of this on Twitter, but the Tom Hatfield tweet was new to me and got some laughs.

Also, this is the one that made me get all teary:

foxpost-generator:

tired-necromancer:

wanderingnelipot:

calliopeoracle:

megarah-moon:

Red Fox And Magpie In Autumn” by Niko Pekonen

magpie: bet you can’t fit that whole thing in your mouth.

fox: watch me.

To all the people worried about the fox in the comments….he’s fine, just tripping balls. 😂

So the magpie is daring him to hit an entire blunt in 12 seconds. I getcha now.

🍄🦊

coolcurrybooks-deactivated20230:

somethingmissingthiswaycomes:

officiallordvetinari:

datsderbunnyblog:

datsderbunnyblog:

noirandchocolate:

colouritlater:

nicolauda:

Rhianna Pratchett confirming her father wouldn’t be a “”“gender critical”“” activist (whatever the hell those GCs stand for) if he were still alive

The GCs are Terfs. A specific type of transphobe. Quite a few British celebrity got recruited to their ranks and they have the money and clout to do a lot of damage unfortunately.

Terry passed away before Rowling started her downward spiral and played a significant role in creating the current toxic atmosphere around Trans rights in England . It is good to see that his daughter ,who is also a writer, stands up for human rights.

That’s despicable trying to “recruit” someone who’s DEAD. Not to mention there’s NOTHING in Pratchett’s books—including the ones of essays, articles, and speeches—to suggest he join in if he was alive.

And obviously his own kid would know his private opinions so hopefully the assholes will see her tweet and back the fuck off.

(GC stands for “gender critical”, when you see that it usually means that you’re talking to/about terfs who are trying to rebrand their image).

For those of you who are wondering who else the original tweet is referring to, they are talking about Margaret Atwood, a very prominent feminist author (probably best known for The Handmaid’s Tale). Because she is a feminist the terfs assumed that she’d naturally side with them, and it came as a massive shock (for some reason) when she very publicly opposed and humiliated all of  terfdom.

But yeah I don’t know how terfs can possibly get through Discworld books without any kind of self-awareness but apparently they do. I’ve also seen them talking about how the Wives in the Handmaid’s Tale are all trans women (solely based on the fact that they are infertile). If you know anything about the plot or even the basic premise you’ll know how ludicrous that suggestion is.

Terf rhetoric basically revolves around throwing shit at the wall and then crawling around in anything that sticks, but the underlying transphobia is always present.

Rhianna Pratchett is the best.

“Terry Pratchett” is now a trending topic on twitter and everyone is just slamming the people who claim he would be transphobic. It’s been really nice to see

Also there’s this

And this. Bless @neil-gaiman

I’d already seen most of this on Twitter, but the Tom Hatfield tweet was new to me and got some laughs.

Also, this is the one that made me get all teary:

deadlysprinklez:

memewhore:

hmmm-official:

hmmm

todaysbird:

todaysbird:

todaysbird:

something i have noticed lately: as a collective, a lot of gen z are simply getting tired of their phone

granted this doesn’t mean the endless doom scrolling has stopped. but i see a lot more self recognition of how phones have taken away from our ability to live our lives authentically and with variation instead of Hours of Repetitive Scroll. the dopamine may be easier but it doesn’t hit the same

this is good btw. it’s really important that we begin making the distinction between real and virtual life again

one-time-i-dreamt:

readcritically:

vaspider:

rainbowgazes-archive:

love ppl online being like “ur literally 30” like do u think thats not gonna happen to you??

You can’t leave this in the tags

@one-time-i-dreamt

LET ME BACK IN

one-time-i-dreamt:

readcritically:

vaspider:

rainbowgazes-archive:

love ppl online being like “ur literally 30” like do u think thats not gonna happen to you??

You can’t leave this in the tags

@one-time-i-dreamt

LET ME BACK IN

teaboot:

lawnpork:

teaboot:

taskymastery:

teaboot:

bi-hook-or-bi-crook:

teaboot:

I’ve yet to encounter a problem in life that couldn’t be solved with a brick.

trolley problem

Use brick to derail the trolley from the track before it reaches the junction.

Wife wants a divorce

Divorce isn’t a problem, it’s a solution. Brick philosophy does not apply

I can’t see my forehead

Carve an exact replica of your own head into a brick so you always know what it looks like

pansyfemme:

pansyfemme:

ive said it before and will say it again but if you’re trans and a bit into your transition and suddenly become super vain, obsessed with your looks and think you’re fucking hot? GOOD. keep it up

idc if vanity is annoying idc if ppl think its bad. you deserve to feel like you’re the hottest person on the planet, especially in this evil fucking world that hates the way we express beauty. be fucking obsessed with yourself, you’ve earned it

genderqueerdykes:

if you are a trans boy, especially a teenage trans boy, i wanted to say that as a trans man in their 30’s, you have my deepest respects and condolences for what you may be going through right now.

it has become socially acceptable and basically online custom to bully teenage trans boys & mascs, call them cringy, or excuse misgendering them for whatever reason. people put trans boys on this pedestal of “must perform masculinity and manhood to cartoonish degrees” even though they’re still children.

people make trans boys fight for their manhood before they can even be boys. i am sorry people can be so judgmental and harsh on you. you are not wrong for wanting to be a boy. you are experiencing something wonderful. it’s okay if you still want to be a boy even if people have treated you poorly, or tried to make you feel bad for being a boy. there is nothing wrong with being a boy.

it’s okay if you never socially transition. it’s okay if you’re afraid to come out because it’s not safe. it’s okay if you never change your outward appearance. it’s okay if you try very hard to pass but struggle to. it’s okay if you wear “women’s” clothing and shoes, bras, makeup, etc., it’s okay if you’re gay and love other men. it’s okay if you’re scared of hrt. it’s okay if you don’t want surgery. it’s okay if you mainly occupy girl’s spaces still. people will find every reason to pick these things apart and ridicule trans boys for, but they are all perfectly fine experiences that do not make you any less of a boy. you are the one who is in control of your transition, presentation, and state of being- you should be able to prioritize your safety over the comfort of random strangers who have no impact over how you live your life.

i’ve been put through this too, but later in life as i came out when i was an adult. people still try to make me feel bad for identifying as a trans man, for whatever reason they have in their head to justify hatred of a trans person. i’ve had enough. there will never be an excuse for how people try to excuse the infantilization and abuse that trans men and trans boys face.

take care of yourselves, no matter what age you are, if you are a trans boy, man, or masc you deserve to know that other trans men care about you, especially when people are scrambling to find ways to punch down on you. there are people who suck, but there are also a lot of people who care about you. keep your chin up. you know who you are

mic-check-stims:

Boop!

X-X-X X-X X-X-X

generaljenobi-deactivated202411:

teaboot:

EVERYBODY HOLD UP I JUST TOOK THE BEST PICTURE OF MY BOY

A black kitten sitting on a pink towel in front of a red background. He has tipped his head forwards and is looking up in a way that makes him appear to be glowering cartoonishly ALT

butchhoods-deactivated20241124:

knightlyhoods-deactivated202404:

I’m sure Dungeon Meshi is fun but every single screenshot of it looks like this to me:

Marcielle: I literally scream I scream all the time no matter if a situation calls for it or not see watch this AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Liaos: You have to cut the creature meat against the grain you’ll make the meat too tender you see griffin meat was popular in 345 bce before they invented the pitchfork and before they would only eat the knee of this creature so in order to preserve it I will strip like the ancients in 345 bce to eat this heavenly piece of meat

Chucktick or whatever his name is: Honest to god I hope you kill yourself

Senshi: You can’t be saying that white baby

aropride:

a FRIEND is a type of WEIRD BUG that you can LOVE

confusing-content: