lizardsfromspace:

I can’t get over the Star Wars Hotel making you log in to Disney+ to watch anything. $6000 experience that can’t give you free Disney+ for two days. Back in the day a lot of people decided to get cable off experiencing it for free in hotel rooms and now you’re expected to bring your cable with you lest they give you anything for free for two days

redspyisinthebased:

puppygirlbelly:

mobylace:

It’s like this

Reversed version so you and your mutuals can bonk back and forth.

wait, hold on

microtyalm13:

nerdygaymormon:

69l6:

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nyasarin:

toastbutteregg:

psychotic-gerard:

psychotic-gerard:

I LOVE SCHIZOPHRENICS, GIVING TEENAGERS HRT, REFUGEES, FREE HOUSING FOR ALL AND SHITTY GRAFFITI.

SOME OF YOU DON’T EVEN LIKE A PERSON WHO MAKES A SINGULAR POST WITH A MISSING OXFORD COMA. THIS POST IS NOT FOR YOU.

trans-androgyne:

Being transmasc for me means being hated for my masculinity by the broader world because it’s gender nonconformity AND by my own community because it’s considered more inherently dangerous than femininity. Just say you want me to be a cis woman too

noelledeltarune:

really fun duo you have there. mind if i add arbitrary roles to their relationship dynamic so i can write one of them as an overprotective caretaker and the other as a naive helpless baby?

wolfythewitch:

the urge to make ocs of a god and their special little mortal (soldier? priest? jester?) so i can put them in situations (healthy relationship) (ritual sacrifice)

draconym:

It’s so funny to me that it’s possible to have verbal misunderstandings with animals.

This morning I made Ripley (a parrot) a foraging toy, as I often do before I leave for work, by putting a bunch of paper shreds in an old tea box with some peanuts and dried cherries. He hadn’t touched it by the time I came home so when he was wandering around the living room restlessly looking for something to do I picked up the box and told him “hey, there’s a peanut in here. You can get it out” and then I went back to my office.

After a couple minutes, he walked through the kitchen to where I was sitting at my desk and looked up at me and whispered “I get peanut?”

I said, “Buddy. I think you misunderstood me. The peanut is still in the box.”

He tapped his beak on the floor, said “oh” in a really disappointed tone, and then helpfully suggested, “I step up get a peanut?”

dietspam16:

adz:

reddit is having a glitch where it puts the wrong captions over photos and it’s the only thing i care about right now

larval-tear:

🟨

anerican choese

tenthousandand:

strawberryqueen00:

k3yreviewer25:

One of my favorite hobbies is thinking about the fucked up implications of this fantasy world map my parents got me for christmas

[Image ID: photo of a map. On the left side of the map is Middle Earth, with the Shire and Mordor labeled. To the direct right of Mordor is Whoville.]

I FOUND THE FULL ONE AND ITS SO MUCH MORE CHAOTIC.

HYRULE SHOOK ME TO MY CORE!

THIS WORD HAS TWO KINGDOMS RULES BY A BEING IN A TOWER!

The existence of Oz and Neverland is wild too. Does this mean that there is a REAL Earth outside of this? Could Wendy hang out in Westeros?

giraffes-golashes:

alfamangle:

leafpool2014:

eveningflares:

evangelala:

internet friends are kinda like illegally downloaded friends. you don’t get the physical copy but you still get all the great content

#i’d illegally download you all

reblog if you’d illegally download your followers

thedogopera:

thedogopera:

I think they’ll find it

ps26:

im saving this url for the twenty-sixth incarnation of the playstation. and then sony will pay me millions for this. you will see

derinthescarletpescatarian:

transprophetess:

everybody just latched onto “terf = enemy” and then never again put any thought into why that is, and what transmisogyny is, so they just make a big deal out of being an anti-terf instead of understanding the problem in the first place

We’re at the point where any transphobe is called a terf now. I’ve seen conservative men who think women shouldn’t be in the workforce called terfs. Words mean things and if you just blindly jump onto which labels are Bad and treat them all like an interchangeable soup without understanding the actual problems then that habit is not going to lead you anywhere good. Some people don’t care about unerstanding harm and protecting people from it, they just want a group to gleefully hate and don’t care why.

mspaintpetfinder:

mspaintpetfinder:

The beginning of this blog!

Here is Caramel :]

you all wont believe who i might meet later today

thehammyyammy:

The Doctor: We are in Wales, spectacular!

Ruby’s plot, literally two minutes later:

ALT

thetursithan:

Nature puts on a show but the distance from the public doesn’t seem safe to me…

catasters:

localcanadiancryptid22:

colbullet:

withoutalice-deactivated2025021:

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Not a woman but

Literally

thetursithan:

A welcome surprise for everyone present…

dictatorshipofcapital:

I enjoy you, homosexual in my phone. I will keep you.

mistchievous:

Tumblr PSA:

Idk how long this is going to be an issue. Maybe forever. But when you’re tagging people in Tumblr posts, you need to start tagging them in groups of five. After each group, press enter and tag the next group in a new block. If you do not do that, all of the tags after the first five will not work.

I learned this the hard way.

Your tags need to be organized like this.

@/tag1 @/tag2 @/tag3 @/tag4 @/tag5

@/tag6 @/tag7 @/tag8 @/tag9 @/tag10

@/tag11 @/tag12 @/tag13 @/tag14 @/tag15

And so on.

Hopefully this doesn’t last forever, but it’s definitely the way you have to do it for now.

anarchistmemecollective:

anarchistmemecollective:

dyrdeer:

Being autistic is weird bc it’s a lot like putting on a play. You gotta remember your lines, deliver them like a normal human, and tripping up on what you say can break the immersion of normalcy. Also you’re at the dentist

ALT

ALT

lilu-the-almighty:

mammalidentifier:

girlnumbers:

don’t piss me off. you don’t know who you are messing with.

Southern pudu (Pudu puda). This one is a fawn!

now you know who you are messing with

olderwest:

sillyguywithsillydoodles:

olderwest:

sour

I hope it’s okay but I animated him a little because the concept is too good thank you for your service 🧎

I can’t upload a video with sound for some reason but here’s the version with audio

hOLY FUCK!!!!!! HOOOLYYYY FUUUUCCKKKK

THE KIWIFICATION….. AWESOME. I LOVE HOW YOU ANIMATED THE TRANSFORMATION + LOVE HOW HIS SMALL HAT FALLS OFF😭😭THIS IS SO CUTE

squishysphealgirl:

captainjonnitkessler:

Heartbreaking: This person is making great points but they’re being a huge fucking asshole about it so you can’t reblog any of it

Heartbreaking: This person is making great points but they’re saying you’re a bad person if you don’t reblog so you can’t reblog any of it

sandmandaddy69:

candycornstudios:

candycornstudios:

Daily reminder that conservatives and TERFs are the real snowflakes. Ironic that they viciously defend the usage of actual slurs like the T-slur and N-slur, yet “cis” crosses the line in their eyes. Truly the world’s biggest hypocrites

Imagine throwing a hissy fit over the word “cis” 😂😂😂 #trans #transrights

Reblogging because some conservative twitter page is getting assmad about this LMFAO

You are proving my comic right, dipshit

prose-among-the-trees:

emma-dennehy-presents:

Get booped by Mr Fresh

@ruins-of-gods sorry I don’t make the rules

kalofi:

forever thinking of the time i just wanted to know how long i could go without sleeping and google autofilled it to “in minecraft” without me realizing. you can imagine my shock and horror until i read the website title

Humans are adorable.

shakespork:

teaboot:

Supporting evidence:

1. Humans say ‘ow’, even if they haven’t actually been hurt. It’s just a thing they say when they think they might have been hurt, but aren’t sure yet.

2. Humans collect shiny things and decorate their bodies and nests with them. The shinier the better, although each individual has a unique taste for style and colouring

3. Humans are not an aquatic or even amphibious species, but they flock to bodies of water simply to play in it. They can’t even hold their breath all that long; they just love to splash!

4. When night falls and the sky goes dark, humans become drowsy and begin to cocoon themselves in soft, fluffy bedding.

5. Some humans spend time in each other’s nests! Just for fun! It’s not their nest; they’re just visiting each other.

6. Some humans use pigments and dyes to make their bodies flashy and colourful! They even attach shiny dangly bits to their cartalidgous membranes!

7. Humans are very clever, and sometimes adopt creatures from other species into their family units. They don’t seem to notice the obvious differences, and often raise them alongside their own young!

8. If a human sees another creature in distress, they can commonly be observed trying to help! Even at their own risk, most humans are deeply compassionate creatures!

9. If a human hears a particularity catchy sound or tune, it will often mimic it, even to the point of annoying themselves!

10. Sneezes are entirely involuntary, and completely adorable. Especially when the human in question becomes frustrated

11. Humans love treats!!! Some more than others. Many humans will save these treats specifically for a later date when they are in need of comfort or reassurance. IE, pickles, pop tarts, Popsicles, etc

12. They’re learning to travel in space!!! They can’t get very far, but they’re trying!!! So far, they’ve made it to the end of their yard, and have found rocks

this sounds like it was written by a really enthusiastic alien humanologist

butyoutoldmeiwasfunny:

kandykittixd:

beckiboos:

knightofleo:

pisshandkerchief-deactivated202:

guerrillatech:

Holy shit that’s so cool

Finally “do you love the colour of the sky” got compressed for our convenience

This is now my favorite photo

boss-of-armadildos:

Post corrections/clarifications are my favorite genre of humor: a compilation

chongoblog:

chongoblog:

People who have spent the last few years crying about how “THE WOKE IS INDOCTRINATING OUR CHILDREN IN SCHOOLS” are incredibly funny in a country with the Pledge of Allegiance

For any of my followers outside the US who may not know what the Pledge of Allegiance is:

Basically, every morning in public school, everyone has to stand up, usually placing a hand on one’s heart, and recite the Pledge of Allegiance, which is as follows:

“I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the Republic for which it stands, one nation, under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all”

Now, you might be thinking “what the fuck?” and you’d be right to think that! A few things that should be added are that in most states, it isn’t legal to FORCE someone to say the Pledge, or punish someone who refuses, and there have been a number of court cases where people who have tried, and the courts don’t rule in their favor (so that’s good). But in 47 out of our 50 states, there are laws that do require the recitation of the Pledge, although many of these states have exemptions (the full breakdown can be found here)

Another thing that is of note that has been mentioned before, but bears repeating, is that the “Under God” part was added in 1954. Totally awesome from a country founded on separation of church and state.

So yeah. I don’t think the recent college grad with they/them pronouns are the most blatant example of indoctrination.

drtanner:

marinella-ela:

The soft eyes! The forward facing ears! The question mark tail! Not to mention the poise and control! This little dude is having a blast and is SO good at it!!

marlinspirkhall:

notahorseindisguise:

midnight-revelation:

hiveswap:

notahorseindisguise:

mysticorset:

notahorseindisguise:

the “came back wrong” trope except like… they didnt. like this mad scientists wife died, and so he studied necromancy, brought her back, and she came back and it all worked. like she came back exactly the same as she was before with literally no difference. but the scientist guy is like “oh no… what have i done…. shes Different now!!!! she came back Wrong!!!!” and shes just like. chilling. reading a book. cooking dinner. shes just so so normal but in the guys mind hes like “oh shes soooo weird” but shes just normal

Peer reviewed tags from @somanyofthekids

NO its a JOKE and YOU DONT GET IT. ITS NOT THAT DEEP

While she was dead he put his memory of her on such a high pedestal that she could never live up to it alive

alternatively‚ she came back perfectly fine but he thinks she came back wrong‚ because the tragic reality is that he never actually knew his wife

im going INSANE thats MY POST.

It’s your post but the journey to posting it changed it to such a degree that even its closest intimacies are now foreign to you. Sorry dude.

thattexantransdude:

A visitor came up to me at work and thanked me for wearing a he/him pin and “being an ally to the trans community” and “how important it is that cis people normalize sharing pronouns” and BRUH I am SOARING rn

And transphobes still be out here saying “wE CaN aLWaYs tEll”

This just in: “Trans Man Rolls a Nat 20 For Stealth”

welcometo79s:

were–ralph:

national holiday

I know it’s because this is an account that discusses film but it’s kinda funny that it refers to him as “Home Alone star” instead of “Former President of the US”