April 2024

everlarksquell:

even if you’re a minor and can’t fully boycott the brands/food chains your family consumes, remember that you can help by not suggesting going to those restaurants or coffee shops and offering non-zionist alternatives! and you can 🏴‍☠️ your favorite shows or movies so YOU don’t give money to ppl that support genocide! every little action counts.

toxicshipsincorporated:

if you think that what gender you are attrached to as an indication of morality then….you’re fucking sippin the radfem juice. i hear SO MANY young women say they feel bad for being attracted to men. they groan and say, “I know it’s wrong but I find men so hot.”

like…what??? have we really doubled back so far that we’re back to shaming women for their sexual and romantic desires???

radical feminism hurts everyone, even the ppl it claims to be for.

audpaints:

Keep reading

rainbluealoekitten:

king-minyard:

couchtaro:

Made a discord sticker for study dates with my friend! Feel free to use it (noncommercially of course)

[ID: Two cats facing away from each other. The one on the left is gray and wears orange headphones while staring at a laptop screen. The one on the right is orange and draws on a tablet with a stylus. Light orange text above and below them says, “Parallel play / tonight queen?” End ID.]

@achilleanauthor us when we are reblogging at the same time

alexseanchai:

skipppppy:

“You shouldn’t self-ID as ADHD/autistic, you’re turning a very real mental condition into a trend” Ok then stop saying delulu. Stop speculating on which cluster C personality disorder the criminals you hear about on the news have. Stop saying “schizoposting” and “acoustic” and “is it restarted?” Stop using “psycopath” and “sociopath” as catch-all ways of calling someone a bad person. Stop saying “the intrusive thoughts won” when you bleach your hair and then turn your nose up at people who suffer from very real, very scary urges of physical/sexual violence. Stop saying “I’m so OCD” as a way of calling yourself neat. Stop treating BPD/ASPD/Bipolar as inherently abusive. Stop saying “OP I am living in your walls” without tagging for unreality. Stop diagnosing complete strangers you’ve never met on r/AITA with NPD.

You first. If you don’t want our disabilities to be treated like trends then stop belittling and minimising them. I’ll NEVER judge a person for trying find labels for their symptoms when an apathetic, racist, sexist, ableist healthcare system refuses to. But I will absolutely judge a hypocrite. Which a lot of you are

Also, a bunch of self-diagnosed autistic people have listened to the experiences of our medically diagnosed peers and decided to avoid seeking medical diagnosis. Until such time as having a medical diagnosis of autism doesn’t put people at risk of (for example) being denied medical transition, telling people not to self-diagnose is telling people to submit to being abused.

00venator:

I photoshopped a thing.

mayhem-moth-deactivated20250415:

gaysheep:

hoofpeet:

If social media existed in the mlp universe ponies would record strangers in public and post it online to make fun of their cutie marks

rainbow dash would do this and then there would be a whole episode about how her friends become worried that she thinks lowly of their talents such as “apples” and “rocks” and twilight sparkle puts her foot down and introduces rainbow dash to the guy whose talent is crabbing and she spends a day on the boat with him gaining an appreciation for his humble skill and unending respect for the bounty of the sea and to a greater extent the fact that everyones talent no matter how inconsequential it seems is valuable

I thought the ponies hair where the carts handle is was a human face and I can’t see anything else now

kelleycubes:

kelleycubes:

pocket-deer-boy:

mwg-drwg:

snakegirltongue:

xener-aol:

xener-aol:

Please stop he is drowning…..

Gone forever

undescribed1mage:

wafflenati0n:

ID: A cowboy hat over the inclusive pride flag with text above it that reads EVERY TIME YOU REBLOG THIS and text below it that reads A [FLORIDA] law maker dies.ALT

I think that we should take both states down with one hit

mayhem-moth-deactivated20250415:

life-is-okay-rn-deactivated2024:

gobodegoblin:

life-is-okay-rn-deactivated2024:

gobodegoblin:

life-is-okay-rn-deactivated2024:

gobodegoblin:

life-is-okay-rn-deactivated2024:

gobodegoblin:

akronus-has-thoughts:

gobodegoblin:

akronus-has-thoughts:

gobodegoblin:

monsterfucker-research-wizard:

catchymemes:

Square with round corners is ok tho

What the fuck is tupperware???

Plastic boxes you put leftovers in?

??????

Wtf you mean CONTAINERS?????

Tupperware

Con. Tain. Ers.

tupperware

silly

no you’re silly!

I put you in your tupperware then put your tupperware in my container

and then smash it with a hammer!!!

No, sell at flea sale >:3

You sell me? You sell me like I am not worth keeping?? Oh! Jail for Gobo! Jail for Gobo for One Thousand years!!!

Fellas Ladies and Buddies!!

Tupperware containers

thememedaddy:

traggots:

sometimes i see a user on here talk about sex in a way that is totally bewilderingly fucking awful and then glance in their bio to see they were a teen back when “the concept of asexual teens is pedophilic because you cant have sexual thoughts until you turn 18 and only pedophiles would claim otherwise” was like shockingly widespread opinion and everything about the post suddenly makes sense.

sonia-marmeladova:

naamahdarling:

confetti-vampire:

tragedycamp:

i think that when god made stealing a mortal sin he didn’t know that walmart would ever exist

I’m absolutely not a rabbi, but I’ve been thinking a lot about this, actually, and what stealing might mean to gd. and I know this post is probably a joke but like I said. been thinking about it a lot.

So what a lot of people may not know is that the Torah is mostly like. a farming manual. A day-to-day life guide for 6,000 years ago. And so it has instructions for harvesting, of course. But it says specifically that you shouldn’t reap all the way to the edge of your field, and that you should leave that for the poor. It also says that you shouldn’t take the fallen grapes from your vineyard, and to leave that also for the poor. And a lot more little things like that.

So why is it encouraged? Why doesn’t it count as stealing for the poor to take the food you grew?

I think that gd’s definition of stealing would, in this case, punish you if you did take the fallen food from your fields, because you’d be taking it from the mouths and bellies of people who clearly desperately need it. It’s not the poor who are stealing, because they are simply trying to survive. I think gd wants us to remember, in our harvests, in our successes, that we have a duty to give what we can to those who need it, and if we don’t, that’s stealing from our fellow human.

In other words, pouring bleach on edible food thrown in dumpsters is stealing, and a mortal sin.

“‘But whom do I treat unjustly,’ you say, ‘by keeping what is my own?’”


“Tell me, what is your own? What did you bring into this life? From where did you receive it? It is as if someone were to take the first seat in the theater, then bar everyone else from attending, so that one person alone enjoys what is offered for the benefit of all—this is what the rich do. They first take possession of the common property, and then they keep it as their own because they were the first to take it. But if every man took only what sufficed for his own need, and left the rest to the needy, no one would be rich, no one would be poor, no one would be in need…”

“Is God unjust, dividing unequally the goods of this life? Why are you rich, while the other is poor? Isn’t it, if for no other reason, so that you can gain a reward for your kindness and faithful stewardship, and for him to be honored with the great virtue of patience? But you, having gathered everything inside the empty bosom of avarice, do you think that you wrong no one, while you rob so many people?”

“He who strips a man of his clothes is to be called a thief. Is not he who, when he is able, fails to clothe the naked, worthy of no other title? The bread which you do not use is the bread of the hungry; the garment hanging in your wardrobe is the garment of him who is naked; the shoes that you do not wear are the shoes of the one who is barefoot; the money that you keep locked away is the money of the poor; the acts of charity that you do not perform are so many injustices that you commit.”

St. Basil the Great, church father.

mulberrydyke:

koloocheh:

fivefve:

anneemay:

reminded me of this

This is her tiktok and she has a playlist dedicated to islamic omegaverse

charlottan:

the critical consumer. “this meal had flaws, and i am acknowledging them.” “i dont believe this hamburger was grilled with a pure heart, and i refuse to consume it.” “i will not eat anything which is irredeemable.” the critical consumer. “ive come across a delicious salad which was nevertheless tossed by somebody who had rotten intentions.” “ive never ate deviled eggs because of their association with evil.” the critical consumer

hold on a fucking second. delaware is a state?? i thought it was a river? or is the river more important than the state? why don't i know this? (i should mention i don't like in america, i'm just confused)

glitchysquidd-deactivated202408:

dear-ao3:

worldheritagepostorganization:

gallusrostromegalus:

dear-ao3:

hellsite-hall-of-fame:

dear-ao3:

kiwikipedia:

lordechostan:

dear-ao3:

robbietherat:

dear-ao3:

paulblartinum:

dear-ao3:

callme-corpse-septiceye:

dear-ao3:

jmercedesd:

sith-shenanigans:

forensicrodentfool:

dear-ao3:

joyflameball:

dear-ao3:

katherynefromphilly:

dear-ao3:

destiel-is-canon-what:

abnormalmind777:

vigilantsycamore:

dear-ao3:

totalrosalia:

shirtshawaiian:

invincimole:

dear-ao3:

king-finnigan:

dear-ao3:

you-say-that-so-often:

dear-ao3:

kkshowtunes:

swifty-the-rake-deadblog:

dear-ao3:

likethehorrormovie:

dear-ao3:

uncertaininnit:

dear-ao3:

publiusmaximum:

dear-ao3:

uncertaininnit:

dear-ao3:

skaktusposts:

dear-ao3:

skaktusposts:

dear-ao3:

uncertaininnit:

dear-ao3:

sobutmermaids:

dear-ao3:

dear-ao3:

there is delaware (state) and delaware (river) 

both are equally strange

the state is a tiny little cryptid thing

the rive is a monster that spans new york, pennsylvania, new jersey and delaware. also washington crossed it once and that was like kinda a big deal i guess. like crossing the rubicon in rome.

the state tries to me more important with its “im the first state!!!” bs (seriously its even on the fucking license plates) but we all know. its the river.

THATS TUPPERWARE

i thought delaware was a place in ohio? why are there so many things named delaware?

delaware is too powerful

what the fuck

Wait what? I thought Delaware was a store with building supplies. Like paint, wood, nails and stuff?

THATS HOME DEPOT ???

I know home depot, but dude I don’t know anything about America mad have never been there. Are you sure there is not a some sort of store called something close to Delaware!?!

…..ace hardware….?

this post has only been around for a few hours but could very well be a world heritage post

but at what cost

This post launched at 8am PST on 12 Feb 2021. The above conversation has happened in 3 hours.

he WHAT? i thought he was from. w. wait. ???

delaware stole the presidents shoelaces for clout and became too powerful

From the UK- and what do you mean Delaware isn’t a type of ceramic?

it is now

@hellsite-hall-of-fame is it too early?

Isn’t delaware what they make computers on???

software ??

I think they meant Dell Ware, a specific computer type. We had a Dell computer once.

I thought Delaware was that famous singer they spoofed in Zootopia.

gazelle??

oh i thought delaware was that one british singer lady, you know, the one from chasing pavements

that’s fucking adele

isn’t delaware that place you go when you die

youre thinking of superhell and all of you are going there

how the fuck did any of you come to the conclusions you all made

we live in america?

I thought Delaware was that food delivery service that keeps interrupting youtube videos with their ads when I’m trying to have a good time

….. are you talking about Doordash???

Isn’t Delawere the name of that one girl in the song that goes “Hey there, Delawere”? She’s from NYC or something.

THATS HEY THERE DELILAH

Pausing here to point out that op is “dear-AO3″ and now I’m wondering if Delaware fanfic would be categorized as RSF (real state fic) or AU (alternate unitedstates)

stop i do not want to think about this 

Isn’t Delaware that SPN ship that exploded the internet

Everyone on this post:


I love that the “no, that’s [x]” meme is making a comeback here and only here and nobody has any idea what’s going on

Keep up the good work, we can make poor OP have a melt down yet. 

Isn’t delaware that one brand of pizza that’s like “it’s not delivery, it’s delaware.”

isn’t delaware the god of the sea

Isn’t Delaware the name of that guy who painted the Mona Lisa?

delaware is that one evil cyborg guy that has a son named Luke and a red laser sword

Thats Darth Vader. Im pretty sure Delaware is that other red-laser sword guy. You know. The one that stabbed Qui-Gon.

what have i created

I usually only reblog older posts, but this definitely deserves to be in every tumblr hall of fame

this post has only existed for 8 days. 

This is fantastic because it goes great with my theory that Delaware only exists for tax purposes. Like, all the states really only exists for Tax Purposes, but Delaware is particularly fake because back in 2012 I got lost in the Alleged Delaware Area looking trying to get to a family reunion, but every time I pulled over for directions, I would ask what the hell state I was in now, and I went through Mayland, Pennsylvania, New Jersey AND Virginia and I never fucking found Delaware but I did eventually find the Family Reunion and earned the repsepct of my then-prospective- Great-Grandmother-In-Law by saving her favorite grandchildren from a furious oceangoing horse so I’m convinced that not only is the state a purely legal construct, they didn’t even dedicate any landmass to it, or it’s a gov’t blackzone where the carnivorous horses live.

World Heritage Post

fun fact, i actually drove through delaware on this posts 6 month birthday. i hate it here.

This post literally fills me with life,tysm.

splatoonheritageposts:

some-creep:

she’s just like me fr

splatoon heritage post

entity56:

gimmick-thief:

achivement-unlocked:

mortimermcmirestinks:

mechamothgirl:

hahawasabi-deactivated20250604:

kirexa:

charliesunreyes:

sharkbutthoohaahaa:

cardinalfeng:

kulvefaggoth:

littlegoldfinchh:

littlegoldfinchh:

lord the peasants are so loud today

pheasants. PHeasants. The birds

Don’t you mean classist Typo, as in discriminating against poor people, and not classicist, the type of academic who studies antiquity in southern Europe?

don’t worry guys I got the fire extinguisher

Achievement unlocked!

Fire post!

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE POST IS ON FIRE

weedoccultadvice:

Sorry folks but no one’s ever gonna come up with a better network name than

Bilbo LagginsALT

Bravest little signal of them all.

ameliasmiscmonsters:

gallusrostromegalus:

gawayne:

*booking an mri* what if I accidentally have a pacemaker. what if I got secret bone surgery and forgot about the pins

You jest but legitimately I had to stop my mom from getting an MRI at the appointment to get that MRI, because she forgot that she’s had her wrist and hip replaced with LARGE PIECES OF METAL.

welldrawnfish:

FISH HRT PART 1!

Inspired by @ayviedoesthings DRAGON HRT!! If you havent seen Dragon HRT head on over to SHABLAMO

WANT MORE? WELL HERES PUPPY HRT BY @nyxisart KABLAMO

NOT ENOUGH? NEED SOME DEEP LORE? @darkmagenugget CITES THE DEEP MAGIC KRACKACAKOAKAO

OH WHATS THAT? AM I BEING TOO LOUD? WELL SHUT ME UP BY CHECKING OUT @kaylasartwork BAT HRT MAGICSPELLSOUND

carolxdanvers:

carolxdanvers:

which of the following most closely describes your music taste?

white couple’s wedding reception

songs that could be on a Shrek soundtrack

theatre kid’s audition portfolio

dropped a box full of forks down a metal staircase

gazing pensively out the window in the rain

audio equivalent of reading dry purple prose

music to make drunk girls say “omg this is my songgggg”

greatest karaoke hits

there are 12 kinds of strummed string instrument involved

two trucks having sex

FUCKIN SLAYER, BRO 🤘😜

the dune soundtrack

See Results

Reblog for sample size etc etc

thepringlesofblood:

shleepy-girl:

darrenpillowscriss:

This is how Superhero v. Supervillain dynamics form.

gamechanger has 2 storylines. one is the episode to episode shenanigans, the escalation of games. the other is an extremely slow psychological thriller that exists only between Brennan Lee Mulligan and Sam Reich.

thegryffe:

I love how booping, a pointless (but cute) feature, is something we all have to opt into manually in case someone doesn’t want to pawticipate UwU

meanwhile, having our blogs scraped by AI’s for them to use our posts as they please for their algorithms is something we just have to consent to by default and we gotta opt out manually if we don’t want it

publiusvirgiliamaro:

new contender for best community note of all time

empress-of-dark2005:

mmolia:

daily-spooky:

Can i just. This post is annoying me so much, yes i know it’s a joke and taken to extremes, but as a rule of thumb stop assuming your very existance bothers people and making jokes about killing yourself for partaking in the simplest of social interactions. No one is going to think you’re an asshole for having the waitress take down your food order. No one is going to be offended you sent them a fucking hello text. No one hates you, no one is coming after you. We all have anxiety but forcing people take part in your self deprecating pity party is so uncomfortable. You are saying ‘i have flaws and i want you to confirm you think this little of me as well’. Grow up.

how are you a lesbian but he him

sirguyofdykesborn:

sirguyofdykesborn:

please… the pronouns is all i have left of my father

just wanted to say that the response to this post pissed me off so bad i started testosterone

lov3rgrrrl:

totallytesco:

evelily7023-deactivated20230824:

I may be a goofy gimmick blog but I still care for all you guys

Absotutalutely you guys

superyaoivriska:

Reminder that @photomatt gets off sabbatical in May and when he does you better dog his transmisogynist ass.

During Matt’s absence @staff has continued deleting and censoring black and trans bloggers, myself included. None of the affected blogs have been restored and none of the changes promised in that pathetic apology post have been implemented. The Terfs and Nazis who started the hate campaign against Rita are all still on tumblr. The moderation remains hateful.

Do not let these fuckers sweep it under the rug, do not keep making compromises where your black and trans sisters get fucked over.

chessb0r3d:

thewizardivy:

shaggy & scooby go to the krusty krab

chaotickit:

As of now, Florida and Kansas have passed bills that align with KOSA.

So many people have held back on speaking out against KOSA or signing petitions because “it probably won’t pass.” But we have proof that it very well can and will.

So what can we do right now?

The same thing we’ve been doing: bring awareness and protest.

Here are a few websites you can visit to sign petitions:

https://www.badinternetbills.com/

https://www.stopkosa.com/

https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2024/02/dont-fall-latest-changes-dangerous-kids-online-safety-act

You can also call your state reps. This post explains how you can do that.

Good luck, everyone! Don’t give up yet.

eternal–return:

allsadnshit:

“Growing Around Grief”

Lois Tonkin, 1996

This is the most important thing I’ve learned about grieving. It never goes away. Time doesn’t make it smaller. Time, if you do the work, makes you bigger. Self expansion is key. Self expansion through creativity and passion and communication. My grief used to be all of me. Now it is a part of me. An important part, but just a part. I love this visualization so much.

ukulelekatie:

you guys don’t have the boop feature anymore? that’s weird, mine is still here

dee-the-red-witch:

Oh look, just as fast and dirty as any other April 1st gag bit.

Matt, Staff, Automattic, etc, FIX YOUR HEARTS. And do some work on the real problem on here.

intermundia:

in retrospect i’m enjoying imagining the brainstorming meeting where they were like “our userbase is full of introverted, nervous, and annoying people doing parallel play, they all love bothering each other, but they also don’t want to be overly familiar with strangers, let alone the people they’ve been hanging out with for literal years, how do we add enrichment to that antisocial social enclosure” and the correct answer was to let us socialize like a feral cat colony and nonverbally and impersonally yet lovingly smack each other lol

tamarrud:

I’ve always felt uneasy about wanting to get people to pay attention to the atrocities committed by Israel in Gaza by saying “if Israel isn’t stopped, it’s only a matter of time before it happens to you” because why not care even if this wasn’t ever going to affect you personally

But seeing as how Israel had targeted a clearly marked vehicle of World Central Kitchen today, killing 4 of its staff operating in southern Gaza who are Australian, British and Polish - just goes to show these people again that Israel is setting precedent and making sure the world understands that it’s not “violating international law”, it is in fact changing the standard and setting the stage of what counts as a crime and what is permissible and can be done with complete impunity and no consequences.

candyredterezii:

how to make movies good again:

  1. put some fucking puppets in that thang!!!
  2. .

witzmaennchen:

the-future-now:

These are amazing — and shockingly accurate. Did you know there’s a “Bechdel test” for female scientist biographies?

Follow @the-future-now

Alright, nevermind, don’t write about women like men, write about men like women, this is way better

tlirsgender:

tlirsgender:

The way settlers trying to be allies talk about Native genocide like it worked always gets on my fucking nerves to be honest. We’re still here. Just because YOU were never taught about what happened doesn’t mean nobody else remembers it. Also stop acting like a victim of the american education system you can learn from places other than your sixth grade propaganda machine. Your understanding of history going from “we ate turkey together and then they just mysteriously vanished” to “white people came and killed literally everyone and they’re all gone now” is Barely an improvement

It’s just so…….. we’re still here. We’re even human people in the 21st century who use the internet and everything. I’m on your websites making posts. Shocking I know. Try to avoid forgetting this

lexibsparkles:

fella-lovin-fella:

“there are only two sexes, it’s literally third grade biology!” and pronouns are taught in kindergarten and you dont seem to understand those either

ok its literally this

eclogues:

being paranoid is funny bc like well what if i’m right

hawkpartys:

POV you made a popular post about insects

northgazaupdates:

MAJOR UPDATE

Very important update from our friend @moatazart! Please read!!!

We have come a long way and there is only a little left.

We thank you from the bottom of our hearts for your support. There are 15 days left. Can you reach the goal before that?

Thank you all

Moataz, Mariam, and Maria are SO close to having enough money to evacuate! The goal is almost 75% achieved!

There are only about 2 weeks left of the campaign, and conditions in north Gaza continue to deteriorate. If you can give even just a few dollars, it would be an immense help! If every one of our followers gave just $2, Moataz’s family would have enough money to evacuate! If half of our followers gave just $4 or if even one quarter of our followers gave just $7.50, Moataz’s family would meet their goal!

HERE IS THE DONATION LINK!!! You can also click the link below

PLEASE keep up the momentum! Let’s help this family escape genocide!

Thank you all so much❤️

westiec:

team–edward:

Another AO3 thing I’m curious about, how do yall decide if something is good enough to read? Usually I follow a rule of 1 kudos for every 10 hits. One because it’s easy math and two it’s yet to fail me. Thoughts? Do you just go for it and pray it’s good?

I have never ever once in years of reading fic on ao3 let the stats decide whether or not I give something whose title/tags/summary catches my interest a shot

bloglikeanegyptian:

hearing officials and public figures criticize biden openly on talk shows and seeing newspaper headlines sharply decry israel killing aid workers is making me feel kind of crazy. like it could’ve been like this the whole time. before 40,000 palestinians were killed and the infrastructure of gaza destroyed. it could’ve been like this when people gathered their children in plastic bags at al-ahli hospital, when a poet and his family were assassinated for a joke, when journalists buried their families on air, when children were targeted by drones on camera, when a little boy holding his grandmother’s hand in one hand and a white flag in another watched her get shot and die in front of him, when a cameraman was left to bleed out with a live counter for hours while his rescuers were shot, when patients were bulldozed in their tents in the courtyard of a hospital, when four babies were left die and decompose alone in their hospital beds, when six year old hind rajab was crying for help trapped in a car with the corpses of her family on the phone with the red crescent for hours until she and the rescuers sent to get her were killed too.

buthappysoverrated:

you BOOP miette? you BOOP her head with you paws? oh! oh! love for mutual! love for mutual for One Thousand Years!!!!

vampantheon:

this boop thing needs to be permanent. the serotonin levels i’m getting are comparable to hard drugs

rainbow-burst:

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