April 2024

drferox:

brightlotusmoon:

comixextra:

blastovkatamarinecromancy:

noegrets:

ferretteeth:

Pigeon attempts to court falcon

For all those in the notes - peregrine falcons hunt by dive-bombing their prey; this falcon however is currently stationary and cannot dive-bomb much of anything. In this moment, the pigeon is safe. The falcon however may not recover from the embarrassment.

I can’t tell if that’s a giant pigeon or a tiny falcon

Tiny falcon

The Bard: “I roll to seduce the dragon”

headspace-hotel:

literallymechanical:

kesslersymbolic:

evilscientist3:

evilscientist3:

Bitches love to be like “science sucks where are the eldritch horrors where is the knowledge thats maddening to know” that’s thermodynamics motherfucker. The first two world experts in thermodynamics (Ludwig Boltzmann and Paul Ehrenfest) both killed themselves because they had to do fucking thermodynamics

Oh you want to use abstract methodology poorly-understood by most to study something so alien to human existence it cannot be intuitively understood, then in doing so uncover a terrible truth that implies the unavoidable doom of all humanity? Nice going dingdong you just found out about entropy

“Ludwig Boltzmann, who spent much of his life studying statistical mechanics, died in 1906, by his own hand. Paul Ehrenfest, carrying on the work, died similarly in 1933. Now it is our turn to study statistical mechanics.”

States of Matter (1975) by David L. Goodstein

Via Wikipedia:

[Boltzman] is buried in the Viennese Zentralfriedhof. His tombstone bears the inscription of Boltzmann’s entropy formula:

S = k • log W

Having the formula for entropy — that fundamentally, all things must decay — inscribed on your tombstone is hauntingly poetic. Dang.

Consider, also: all of biology???

official-boob-posts:

penndragon:

antarctic-octopus:

theslowesthnery:

anyway i looked up the post about seeing your grandma’s boobs and tumblr has deleted the screenshot of the story where the finnish dude says that americans are “like that” because they haven’t seen their grandma’s tits

good job tumblr 👍

@official-boob-posts

official boob post

spotify-official:

Friendly reminder, cause I’ve seen a lot of these here lately, but anything that’s like ‘Reblog this or you’re bad’ is triggering for people with OCD and also just shitty to do in general

cosmos-kitty:

Maybe the real treasure was the boops we made along the way

catgirlcadaver-deactivated20241:

catgirlcadaver-deactivated20241:

she’s in her early 20s ⁉️ she should be in her room jerking off face down on her bed

sure buddy I’m the one who needs to be touching grass lmao

crabussy:

h3r0-hunter:

dragongirlafro:

masterboa:

beardedmrbean:

the-scungles-of-crungles:

crabussy:

a gentle reminder

Idk

this is my favourite addition to this post by far everyone go home. this freak won the post

musashi:

chellyfactor:

favorite thing about me and my friends playing lethal company is treating it like an actual job

i am SO glad i am not the only person who does this. my friends and i play ace attorney every saturday night…

gjjuddmk2:

mapsontheweb:

How do you say woman in European languages?

by european_languages_

crimelords:

if you’re not into some dumb embarrassing shit you’re not living your truth

books:

entamewitchlulu:

captaindibbzy:

raptorkin:

cryptiboy:

what if public libraries were open late every night so that:

- children and teens who cant get home until a later time have a safe, warm, well lit, populated area to socialize, charge devices, rest, etc

- children and teens have a safe place to go to stay away from danger

- people who have jobs that take up most of the day would still have time ANY DAY OF THE WEEK to go use the libraries facilities (printing, computers, etc)

This is exactly what public libraries are trying to achieve - public libraries as a third place is a whole thing - it’s just that the funding isn’t there (yet).

Libraries need and deserve so much funding

I’m going to apologize if this post comes off as sounding very aggressive, but having just been through one of the most stressful experiences of my entire career in libraries: 

if you want this, you need to be at your local community government meetings. you need to be talking to your representatives.  you need to be out there Lobbying.

Just a few weeks ago, my library, me, my coworkers, we had to write letters, send emails, make phone calls, speak at council meetings, just to beg our aldermen to give us our usual funding. Which they didn’t even give to us last year.  Losing last year’s funding forced us to cut staff, hours, and all of our databases.  If we’d lost this year’s funding? two positions would have been gone and we would have likely had to close on Saturdays.  On Saturdays.  The day of the week most of y’all working M-F jobs actually have time to go to the fucking library.

And do you want to know how much money we were asking? We were asking for an increase of approximately 13 cents a person.

13.

Fucking.

Cents.

ACROSS AN ENTIRE YEAR.

No one seems to understand how libraries are funded.  It’s not just Free Stuff.  It’s your tax dollars being paid back into your community.  It’s crowdfunding.  The highest cost anyone in my community pays for the library a year is approximately $250.  Divide that up.  That’s just $4 a week.  That’s less than a coffee.  It’s the equivalent of purchasing about 10 hardcover books a year.  For that price, you could have access to every book that has ever been written, a place to go that’s not a bar, programs for kids, teens, and adults, educated staff that can help you find the answers to your questions, and so much more.

You want these late-night libraries?  You want all this stuff?  Start fighting for it.  Start showing up.  Start making phone calls.  It’s not going to come out of thin air.  Start fighting to erase the idea that taxes = evil.  Start fighting to spread the understanding that taxes are what help us build a better society.

Make sure the people who represent you know that you want this.  That this is where you want your tax dollars to go.  That this is what you want them to support.  That you are willing to see your tax bill go up a few more dollars for this.

Because otherwise?  None of this is going to happen.  Libraries are going to keep cutting their opening hours.  Keep cutting staff.  Keep cutting programs and databases and collections.

We NEED your support, and we need more than just a post on Tumblr.  We need to see people show up and speak out. 

Ever wondered how libraries are funded? Here’s a very informative post, along with a plea for our help.

thevvitchbitch:

ralfmaximus:

computerheroboy:

Adult Swim making an unholy amount of sense.

Truer now than in 2013.

i-say-ok:

3000s:

3000s:

glass of water is so epic

glass of water is awesome

ok!

it's

i-say-ok:

blueengland:

multipls:

yiffmaster:

britney:

bitch

honestly this post only got funnier with the change in format

my xkit makes it the old format so


it’s yiffmaster britney bitch

ok.

sayruq:

aorish:

Y'know, if a formerly well-behaved straight A student suddenly starts almost not passing their classes and crying all the time and getting into trouble, maybe the default conclusion from every authority figure should not be that they are lazy and simply need to pull themselves together. Maybe instead you should give them stimulants or HRT or let them kill their parents and see if one of those three things resolves the issue.

india-official:

raine-ray:

ranijaisichaal:

King Charles has been diagnosed with cancer.


Also see :

The Koh-i-Noor Diamond is a 186 carat diamond with a curse affecting only men. According to folklore, a Hindu description of the diamond warns that “he who owns this diamond will own the world, but will also know all its misfortunes. Only God or a woman can wear it with impunity.”

Source (and is also a very well known story in India)

Currently, it is set as one of the jewels within a British monarchy crown that is kept at the Tower of London Jewel House.


Coincidence? I THINK NOT. Desis, it’s Our Moment *flips hair*

@india-official

INDIA MENTIONED

please let King Charles be reborn as Trisha Paytas’s baby so William can wear it next 🤞 Time to let my girl Kate girlboss

charlottan:

the existence of sweet tea implies the existence of another, less sweetened, unsweet tea

anthropomorphique:

pointnclick:

“No one wants to work anymore.” Damn right brother. If I could sit in a beautiful field for 40 hours every week of my singular precious life I would

anthropomorphique:

notamamiboye:

Happy April Fools 2024

cutest boopies

jacksmannequins:

btw. by the way. By The Way. BY THE WAY. if you gleefully boop you can also gleefully reblog edits. you can gleefully support content creators. you can gleefully leave compliments in the tags. i know you are all capable of pressing buttons now!!!!!!!!!!!!! REBLOG.

its rude to reblog things from people you arent mutuals with fyi. :/

anthropomorphique:

official-josh:

stitchthesewords:

💀 my brother in christopher

they have integrated poorly unlike us superior redditors

anthropomorphique:

mathcat345:

vaginadude:

earhartsease:

jaks21:

icycove:

psi1998:

stevviefox:

peneigh-dzredfohl:

Can everyone who reads this PLEASE reblog it?!?!?  Libraries literally saved my life as a child!

Being abused at home, bullied at school and lost in the world, the library and all the books I could escape to the most amazing worlds, kept me alive!

I would walk to the library, and spend all day, from 10 am to 9 pm reading there!! I got special awards for how many books I read, I wrote little blurbs on why i loved the books (probably why I love to BETA and do ARCs) 

PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE Just hit the green arrows and the reblog!!!

As a 50 year old woman, the library offers me so much. Digital art pads to borrow, 3D printing, book clubs that are face to face (yeah, the introvert likes face to face because a moderator will stomp on anyone getting snarky)

New books in LARGE PRINT! I’m visually challenged and as much as I love my kindle, The feel of a real book in my hands will always be a beloved feeling!

Our library also has quarterly books sales of almost free books!! For 5$USD we get in a day early and can buy as many as we want. Anyone else has to wait and there is a limit for the first 2 days.

Also many, many libraries have inter library loan(it may be called something different). This means if they don’t have the item you want, they can get it for you. This may include photocopy/pdf of articles. This can also include along with books and DVDs, microfilm/fiche which is also a huge resource. Check around for libraries that are listed as depositories if you want to look at government documents.

Remember that many colleges and universities have open stacks for the public. You will likely have to pay a membership fee but you will get to stuff.

I love the library ☺

The library was one of my favorite places to go as a kid and I still live to go and just. Sit and read. Or do homework. The university I’m at has a massive 8-story one I love to just wonder around in~ Great places

Libraries are amazing places, we need to protect them to ensure their continued existence.

I used to wander about the fiction section in my local library, and choose books with the most interesting titles - I discovered two amazing authors that way

If you feel disconnected from your local community & want to find ways to get involved, seriously consider spending some time at the library. Go to some events! Organize a reading group!

Support your libraries!

Read banned books!

People who don’t learn can be more easily controlled and told what to think!

libraries are some of the best use for taxes. i love mine. it’s really a safe space because you don’t have to spend money. you feel welcome just as you are.

cwispyyy:

You BOOP Miette??? You boop Miette like the button?????

heartstopper-lover123:

1 billion boops global!

We are something different on tumbkr aren’t we

queer-as-city-folk:

tofu-bento-box:

my dash keeps breaking. it’s just showing me every single @amtrak-official post. no one else. everyone’s on the train now

I, I have a lot of posts…

thebestcomicbookpanels:

Ernie Bushmiller kind of predicted the Internet in this early 1950’s Fritzi Ritz comic

anthropomorphique:

ur-daily-inspiration:

never stop growing ❤️

anthropomorphique:

skwermle:

resqectable:

“The soul always knows what to do to heal itself, the challenge is to silence the mind.”

Book of serenity

my therapist told me this earlier this week, that the mind’s job is to keep my body safe, but it has no respect for my soul evolving— it, in fact, is working against me. she told me to be grateful to my little self for learning how to keep me safe, but to thank her and move on.

the shame I feel for all my patterns isn’t entirely warranted because they *did* keep me safe for years. but now that my world is safe… I don’t need those patterns anymore, they’re hindering my spiritual growth. safety and security is so foreign to me, my mind continues to work against me and convince me that they are not real

it’s the coming to terms with the concept of “safe” as anything other than isolation for me

brain helps us to survive but not to thrive. i recognize that but it’s difficult to actually listen to it and apply it.

borderlinereminders:

borderlinereminders:

Pick whichever one you need to hear most today

You are so much more than the mistakes you have made

You are not your intrusive thoughts

You are not a failure

You are enough

You can get through this

The progress you’ve made is amazing and deserves acknowledgment

You are deserving of love

It’s ok if you fall backwards. It doesn’t erase your progress

See Results

Pass it on 💛

I am really surprised by the amount of votes on this poll. I’m sad that so many needed to hear the words but so glad to be able to share them.

anthropomorphique:

shieldfoss:

squareallworthy:

twitter: *proudly* In one day, I host 500 million tweets, facilitating the global conversation that binds us all together.

facebook: *even more proudly* In one day, I create over twenty billion ad impressions, thereby enhancing shareholder value at one of the world’s leading technology companies.

tumblr: *super duper proudly* In one day I got I people to push a button like 150 million times. This accomplished absolutely nothing.

And they’re better for it

over a billion times op. get your numbers right please.

animentality:

anthropomorphique:

sarahseeandersen:

because we were already perfect 💫

virtualgirladvance:

dialupmodern:

professionalchaoticdumbass:

without-ado:

(x)

IT

FUCKEN

WIMDY

my-autism-adhd-blog:

You Can’t Be Autistic Because…Wrong Answers Only

Neurokinection

beadoesthings:

thejerma985fucker:

boop jumpscare

AYE MATE just kidding i showed up her ebecause

um

i saw hamilton reference

anwyays have you ver see a reall life kiwi bird

i kinda want one as a pet lwokey

put it next to my food kiwi and … dont get tbem mixed uop

kiwi kiwi kiwis 🥝🦆🤦‍♀️

true-blue-straya:

lukadjo:

official-new-zealand:

true-blue-straya:

do i need to call an ambulance

but yes i have seen a real kiwi when i was in nz.

they’re not here.

@official-new-zealand is your best bet to getting one

i do have a kiwi plush tho!

you’re not gonna get kiwifruit mixed up with a kiwi bird or kiwi human … because one is a fruit and one is a bird and one is a human.

Kiwi birds!!! The pride and joy of this awesome country.

To preface, I’ve seen kiwi birds twice. Both times were in bird sanctuaries. They are nocturnal animals so you’d usually have to wait until nightfall to see them. The best experience I had seeing kiwi birds was on this island near where my grandparents live, called Kapiti Island. It’s basically a massive free-roaming bird sanctuary with a bunch of bush walks and hills to climb, because as it’s an island they can monitor the (lack of) predators, such as stoats and cats.

So if you want to see one, go to a bird sanctuary! You could go to a zoo-type one, or for the real deal, an island sanctuary like Kapiti Island is an amazing experience. Though I would not recommend trying to grab one as a pet. Firstly, they’re very skittish, so you probably wouldn’t succeed. Secondly, I have a feeling it might be illegal.

Finally, I’m gonna second @true-blue-straya in that I REALLY hope you’re not mixing up kiwi birds and kiwi fruits. Or kiwi people.

What are you going to say next that eating kiwi people is illegal or something?

nintendont2502:

I would love to live in a world where Prospit and Derse are Australian slang

true-blue-straya:

WHAT TIME IS IT? showtime time for me to take part in trends for once


25 notes and i’ll clean my computer (DUSTY)

50 notes and i’ll finish my cardboard craft project

100 notes and i’ll sell some of my old things that are lying around

150 notes and i’ll do all of my holiday homework

200 notes and i’ll finish wallpapering my room

300 notes and i’ll study more maths next school term

400 notes and i’ll repair the furniture in my room

500 notes and i’ll try to pass all my sacs (fuck test conditions)


youre never gonna get these

1000 notes and i won’t sh for a month

2000 notes and i’ll eat breakfast AND lunch every day for a week (please no)


and just for shits and giggles

3000 notes and i’ll buy another BLÅHAJ

6969 notes and i’ll be horny on main (one post and one post only) (not worth it)

10000 notes and i’ll get retested for autism

EDIT: no spamming pleas LOOKIN AT YOU US NAVY

samsung-music-official:

Fish [enter text] me women [enter text] me

theautumnaldemon:

mansand:

I don’t know what this is but it’s the greatest thing I’ve ever seen

everyone needs to look at this absolute creature

theautumnaldemon:

theautumnaldemon:

@gummy-axolotl scribbled this out at 2 am

This continues to be one of my favorite posts

I’m making a tag for this

blu3tac0z:

first batch of reuploading my art

the chonks.

legalizememes:

smallest-feeblest-boggart:

the-hittite:

sexhaver:

sexhaver:

silverlightpony:

gayestgen:

scorch-mechanic:

goat-plushie:

Wait, there’s physical copies of Fallout Equestria? That’d have to be massive.

The first run was five hardbacks of progressively increasing girth. The stack is hefty, but the books are comfortable. Each chapter has chapter art too, which I consider a plus in all fantasy books.

Later runs were single-book softcover monstrosities. I think I saw another five-volume hardback run recently, but I’m not deeply involved in the fandom anymore.

The second print run was two volumes, hardback, with jackets.  Dunno about any subsequent runs.

I still think the 5-volume split was the best option.  It’s a big damn story.

(For anyone who hasn’t read it: yes, that’s a functional replica of the main character’s go-to weapon.  No, I didn’t customize it like that; I bought it from the person who did.)

anon PLEASE tell me your teacher is the author of this

Ok, I Kind of hate that I know this, but I’m pretty sure that anon’s teacher did NOT write the books the others are showing off. He wrote the darker, edgier and somehow even longer fanfic OF that fanfic called Project Horizons.

Original Fallout Equestria was written by someone known as Kkat who I’m 90% sure is a woman and the story only has some PG-13ish scenes at worst (you know, aside from the violence and gore that comes with a Fallout setting.) Project Horizons was written by a guy known as Somber, who I remember him mentioning in the post-chapter notes that he got fired for failing the wrong student once and the fic itself includes multiple explicit sex scenes.

it’s important to me u know what the 3rd printing looks like. please note the gilded pages

one of tumblr’s secret trump cards is its ability to deliver absolutely OBLITERATING gut punches like this post without any context or warning whatsoever

benzohoarder:

sacredstem:

posting is a trauma response to thinking

doublism:

they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn’t work good.

chainmail-butch:

chainmail-butch:

We (The Panthers) were out doing food distribution yesterday and there was a homeless trans woman with cerebral palsy.

And just. Fuck me, man. It was all we could do to get her some estrogen. We gave her some razors but like. Can she even use them?

It felt more personal. Here was one of my sisters at the lowest she could possibly be and there was nothing I could fucking do.

I haven’t been able to get her out of my mind.

She couldn’t speak. She was terrified of men. She was on the corner begging for cigarettes. There was a smear going down her cheek from where she had applied her lipstick. She started crying when she saw another black transwoman. When she held me I could feel her drowning.

Fuck.

Some if you asked if there were ways to donate. We’ve put those together now.