everlarksquell:

even if you’re a minor and can’t fully boycott the brands/food chains your family consumes, remember that you can help by not suggesting going to those restaurants or coffee shops and offering non-zionist alternatives! and you can 🏴‍☠️ your favorite shows or movies so YOU don’t give money to ppl that support genocide! every little action counts.

acespec-ed:

I made a couple of flow charts for the ace and aro spectrums! Not meant to be taken 100% factual- you know yourself better than a basic flowchart. They’re mainly just for fun, though they can also be a good start for anyone questioning!

(Free to use as long as you keep my url on them and aren’t making money off it!)

studentofetherium:

homodachi…

miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon:

onwardwall:

thegingerbalrog:

my-fandom-life:

dismantlerepaired:

whereismystrawberrytart:

hikingnerd:

timelordpillbug:

follovved:

amerlcanapparel:

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

When Russia sends you nudes

#what the fuck happened here

dailyquests:

• Boop an Unsuspecting Victim.

thatdisasterauthor:

sometiktoksarevalid:

I love that inserting cats into crafting videos crosses cultures.

very-something-z:

misterbrick42:

orteil42:

no tumblr i’m not gonna spam those so the left counter overflows and turns into “TUM” or something equally corny

charlottan:

the critical consumer. “this meal had flaws, and i am acknowledging them.” “i dont believe this hamburger was grilled with a pure heart, and i refuse to consume it.” “i will not eat anything which is irredeemable.” the critical consumer. “ive come across a delicious salad which was nevertheless tossed by somebody who had rotten intentions.” “ive never ate deviled eggs because of their association with evil.” the critical consumer

roycohn:

once again thinking about this banger

angiethewitch:

saltykingsalty:

ancientcitystyle:

[ *Shocked silence*

*Bewildered silence*

“Uh…

I’m just Welsh…” ]

MY FAVOURITE TIKTOK OF ALL TIME

ameliasmiscmonsters:

radiation:

cannibalchicken:

gallusrostromegalus:

gawayne:

*booking an mri* what if I accidentally have a pacemaker. what if I got secret bone surgery and forgot about the pins

You jest but legitimately I had to stop my mom from getting an MRI at the appointment to get that MRI, because she forgot that she’s had her wrist and hip replaced with LARGE PIECES OF METAL.

welldrawnfish:

FISH HRT PART 1!

Inspired by @ayviedoesthings DRAGON HRT!! If you havent seen Dragon HRT head on over to SHABLAMO

WANT MORE? WELL HERES PUPPY HRT BY @nyxisart KABLAMO

NOT ENOUGH? NEED SOME DEEP LORE? @darkmagenugget CITES THE DEEP MAGIC KRACKACAKOAKAO

OH WHATS THAT? AM I BEING TOO LOUD? WELL SHUT ME UP BY CHECKING OUT @kaylasartwork BAT HRT MAGICSPELLSOUND

the-punforgiven:

Sad sack is such an insult, like not only are you a depressed motherfucker, you’re also a bag

derinthescarletpescatarian:

itsgonnagetinspiringsoon:

Thank god

HAPPY ENDING

thepringlesofblood:

shleepy-girl:

darrenpillowscriss:

This is how Superhero v. Supervillain dynamics form.

gamechanger has 2 storylines. one is the episode to episode shenanigans, the escalation of games. the other is an extremely slow psychological thriller that exists only between Brennan Lee Mulligan and Sam Reich.

thegryffe:

I love how booping, a pointless (but cute) feature, is something we all have to opt into manually in case someone doesn’t want to pawticipate UwU

meanwhile, having our blogs scraped by AI’s for them to use our posts as they please for their algorithms is something we just have to consent to by default and we gotta opt out manually if we don’t want it

sadomarxist:

bro its a bridge. Over water. Whose “property rights” are you concerned about

publiusvirgiliamaro:

new contender for best community note of all time

empress-of-dark2005:

eskewcity:

oh this is nothing that chewing my leg off like an animal stuck in a trap cant solve

it's

i-say-ok:

blueengland:

multipls:

yiffmaster:

britney:

bitch

honestly this post only got funnier with the change in format

my xkit makes it the old format so

it’s yiffmaster britney bitch

ok.

mmolia:

daily-spooky:

Can i just. This post is annoying me so much, yes i know it’s a joke and taken to extremes, but as a rule of thumb stop assuming your very existance bothers people and making jokes about killing yourself for partaking in the simplest of social interactions. No one is going to think you’re an asshole for having the waitress take down your food order. No one is going to be offended you sent them a fucking hello text. No one hates you, no one is coming after you. We all have anxiety but forcing people take part in your self deprecating pity party is so uncomfortable. You are saying ‘i have flaws and i want you to confirm you think this little of me as well’. Grow up.

the-nameless-nerd:

aesthetic-otd:

Today’s aesthetic is cassette futurism

gotta highlight this tag because YES

eclogues:

being paranoid is funny bc like well what if i’m right

lexibsparkles:

fella-lovin-fella:

“there are only two sexes, it’s literally third grade biology!” and pronouns are taught in kindergarten and you dont seem to understand those either

ok its literally this

tlirsgender:

tlirsgender:

The way settlers trying to be allies talk about Native genocide like it worked always gets on my fucking nerves to be honest. We’re still here. Just because YOU were never taught about what happened doesn’t mean nobody else remembers it. Also stop acting like a victim of the american education system you can learn from places other than your sixth grade propaganda machine. Your understanding of history going from “we ate turkey together and then they just mysteriously vanished” to “white people came and killed literally everyone and they’re all gone now” is Barely an improvement

It’s just so…….. we’re still here. We’re even human people in the 21st century who use the internet and everything. I’m on your websites making posts. Shocking I know. Try to avoid forgetting this

hawkpartys:

POV you made a popular post about insects

doublism:

hey man can i come over and be sickly in the corner of your living room

justsomeguycore:

the fact that i still have to unlearn shame… like come on that’s literally the most embarrassing thing to not have unlearned yet

bloglikeanegyptian:

hearing officials and public figures criticize biden openly on talk shows and seeing newspaper headlines sharply decry israel killing aid workers is making me feel kind of crazy. like it could’ve been like this the whole time. before 40,000 palestinians were killed and the infrastructure of gaza destroyed. it could’ve been like this when people gathered their children in plastic bags at al-ahli hospital, when a poet and his family were assassinated for a joke, when journalists buried their families on air, when children were targeted by drones on camera, when a little boy holding his grandmother’s hand in one hand and a white flag in another watched her get shot and die in front of him, when a cameraman was left to bleed out with a live counter for hours while his rescuers were shot, when patients were bulldozed in their tents in the courtyard of a hospital, when four babies were left die and decompose alone in their hospital beds, when six year old hind rajab was crying for help trapped in a car with the corpses of her family on the phone with the red crescent for hours until she and the rescuers sent to get her were killed too.

westiec:

team–edward:

Another AO3 thing I’m curious about, how do yall decide if something is good enough to read? Usually I follow a rule of 1 kudos for every 10 hits. One because it’s easy math and two it’s yet to fail me. Thoughts? Do you just go for it and pray it’s good?

I have never ever once in years of reading fic on ao3 let the stats decide whether or not I give something whose title/tags/summary catches my interest a shot

derinthescarletpescatarian:

aethersea:

botanyshitposts:

dukeofriven:

botanyshitposts:

so like up until the 1600s, people believed that plants got their mass by eating dirt, because where the fuck else would they get it from. a guy named jan van helmont thought this sounded kind of funky and decided to test it by planting a willow tree sapling, letting it grow in a pot for 5 years, and measuring the soil before and after. lo and behold, at the end of the 5 year experiment the weight of the soil was basically the same. he decided that the mass of the growing willow tree would HAVE to be from water, because what the fuck else could the plant possibly eat, am i right lads???

anyway what im trying to get at is that its actually a really common misconception that plants eat dirt. they do not eat dirt. they get their mass from carbon dioxide in the air that they converted into sugars and starches in photosynthesis. yes, they get nutrients and stuff from the soil, but the bulk of what you see in terms of like, leaves and bark and Non-Water Plant Stuff™ was made from materials converted from carbon dioxide in photosynthesis. 

jan van helmont did not know this. jan van helmont self-identified as an alchemist and spent most of his time thinking very hard about how eating things worked while under the assumption that plants apparently got bigger from only water and absolutely nothing else. this, although some sort of mood i can’t pin down– a small worm, a similar hat, if you will– is not a life style i would encourage

This is a weird callout post for a guy who made the most logical deductions he could have given the resources and tools he had at his disposal.

i wrote this trying to find a funnee joke way to correct the ‘plants eat dirt’ misunderstanding but u know what? this is valid. post cancelled jan van helmont didnt deserve this

I mean to be fair the chain of “sounds sensible” is directly inverse to the chain of “actually true”

“plants eat dirt” ok sure, there is physical mass (dirt) and then there is physical mass (plant), most plants can’t survive when taken out of the dirt, this checks out.

“plants eat water” I mean he did weight the dirt so I guess that one’s debunked, and there’s nothing else plants will die without, and I mean they do have sap and so on inside them, we know the water goes into the plant. sure! weird but okay!

“plants eat air” get out of here. you’re just making things up now.

In his defense. They do also eat small amounts of water.

escuerzoresucitado:

official-lucifers-child:

official-lucifers-child:

i wish i could test bite things with no repercussions. just a light little bite, i wanna know what the hardness level is, what the texture is, all that good stuff. just a crunch. a cromch if you will. please.

as someone who has adored and obsessed over sharks for about 13 years, i love this actually

allthingswhumpyandangsty:

ALT

feeling called out today

credit: _ADWills

animentality:

infectiouspiss:

you have to stay alive. you’re going to be such a beautiful middle aged freak. young freaks will see you in the street and know that things can be okay.

quark-nova:

Happy Flat Fuck Friday here’s an angel shark

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jimmyhoffathecat:

Do you have cheese on your phone

theotherpacman:

marcille, confronted with boiled mushroom: ewwwww it was just up and walking arooouuuund

marcille, confronted with her best friend’s skeleton: [etching an evil necromantic circle into the ground] the concepts of “right” and “wrong” were crafted by empires of men to shackle and puppet us

sir-josh-of-art-deactivated2024:

danatron1:

Hi real quick does anyone have the cat gif that goes like this

Found and saved one from this very hellsite:

supermodelcats:

paradichlorosocksy:

red-is-gentle:

paradichlorosocksy:

paradichlorosocksy:

I had a dream humanity had to live underground for years because of an unspecified cataclysm that happened years ago so we lived in underground cities with highly advanced technology until one day all of France suddenly ran out of electricity and most adults disappeared too so I went on a quest to find my tumblr mutuals by going to the surface. This could be a cool videogame I think

I also remember how I found some of you you can ask if you want

That’s just fallen London but modern and french

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