April 2024

gummybard:

clementiens:

this started as a joke but then i started actually thinking about it and now im really annoyed that IDs have this one letter that doesnt mean anything for cis people and is a huge pain in the ass for trans people when we could instead have literally lifesaving information so emergency medical services could just check ur wallet to see which blood to give you so you dont die or whatever But No

replace genders with blood types

prokopetz:

Look, there’s a lot to be said about the contemporary gaming industry’s preoccupation with graphics performance, but “no video game needs to run at higher than thirty frames per second” – which is something I’ve seen come up in a couple of recent trending posts – isn’t a terribly supportable assertion.

The notion that sixty frames per second ought to be a baseline performance target isn’t a modern one. Most NES games ran at sixty frames per second. This was in 1983 – we’re talking about a system with two kilobytes of RAM, and even then, sixty frames per second was considered the gold standard. There’s a good reason for that, too: if you go much lower, rapidly moving backgrounds start to give a lot of folks eye strain and vertigo. It’s genuinely an accessibility problem.

The idea that thirty frames per second is acceptable didn’t gain currency until first-generation 3D consoles like the N64, as a compromise to allow more complex character models and environments within the limited capabilities of early 3D GPUs. If you’re characterising the 60fps standard as the product of studios pushing shiny graphics over good technical design, historically speaking you’ve got it precisely backwards: it’s actually the 30fps standard that’s the product of prioritising flash and spectacle over user experience.

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bed-wed-behead-your-fave:

Hug Befriend or Behead Timmy Turner from Fairly Odd Parents.

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cryptotheism:

cryptotheism:

Sorry to break it to y'all but believing in anything, participating in anything, has the capacity to harm people. There’s no perfect system of belief that exempts you from having to continually work to not be an asshole.

Like, it never stops. It’s not like you’re gonna read the right book of philosophy or religion or magic and be like “I’ve found it! The perfect idealogical framework! Now all of my actions for the rest of my life will finally be perfectly moral and impossible to criticize!”

obligatorymorningfart:

beastars but louis is an actual high school theater kid

that-gay-jedi:

lifewithchronicpain:

likeahyacinth:

I hate when people say ohhhh your pets only love you because you feed them. as if that wasn’t the first form of love any of us felt. get real.

So true. Food is literally what we use to tell animals we won’t hurt them. We give them food and then don’t do anything to them and the animal learns you’re a cool dude, and becomes open to bonding. When you bond, you Know your pet loves you. It’s the primary way we get feral kittens to start trusting humans. It’s no different really with people and how we come together, we bond over meals all the fucking time.

Also like. There is no higher praise than knowing an animal feels safe enough to come to you with their basic needs. That’s why I like when it’s cold and my cat comes to sit on my chest. She could go directly to the heater and often does when I’m at work, but does the heater cuddle back? Does it thumb rub her ears and talk to her in a voice she recognizes as contented and pleased?

alexzpaintings:

khoshekh

polteergeistt:

1percentcharge:

nightmaretherabbit:

distractedbean:

thegreasyhair:

lovesick-yandere:

thekinkstress:

honeybeehusky:

titenoute:

hiddlesherethereeverywhere:

pr1nceshawn:

Tips That Can Save Your Kid’s Life.

THIS IS IMPORTANT 

When I was a child, from the time I was about four and could understand things, my mom told me and my brother that we should have a secret word. That way, if we were ever in trouble or felt unsafe and we didn’t want the people around us to know we needed her to come get us, we could let her know. So she let us pick the word and my brother and I chose the phrase “peanut butter cups.” (I’m happy to share the phrase now since both my brother and I are adults now). 

I used the phrase twice in my life. Once, I was at a friends house when I eight years old. Her dad got really drunk and was throwing things against the wall. I was really scared and I didn’t want to draw attention to myself on the phone when I called my mom to come get me because I didn’t know if he would get more violent if I asked her to come get me. So I called her and was calm and after a couple minutes I asked “Hey mommy, did you get me those peanut butter cups from the store?” And she said “I’ll be right there.” And she came and got me within minutes. 

Second, I was a teenager spending the night at a friends house. Her brother and dad were drinking and they started talking about things that made me uncomfortable - ie: what they liked to do to women. My friend didn’t seem perturbed and said that was normal for them and that I shouldn’t worry. But I was worried because they were really drunk and I was 15 and the only ‘woman’ around that wasn’t related to them. I went in my friends room, told her I needed to call my mom and say goodnight. Before I hung up with her I asked “Next time we go to the store, can we get some peanut butters cups? I’ve been craving them.” And she came and got me, just like that. 

Two incidents, one as a young child, one years later as a teen. Don’t discredit this stuff, it fucking works. My brother used it a few times too. Let your child pick the word and no never, ever, ever, ever get mad at them for using it no matter what it is. 

DO NOT SCROLL PAST THAT.

Off topic, but very important! I was taught to yell “this is not my mom/dad.” A young kid freaking out in public is likely to be ignored out of embarrassment, but a kid telling you right out that they don’t know who is messing with them? That will turn heads.

Reblog this.💯🗣💋

rEBlOg nOw

I feel like this should be said too if you see a child yelling things like “this isn’t my mum, or I don’t know you” or something don’t ignore them! This system relies on people actually helping the child! It dosent matter how rude you’ll seem or how anxious you are you could be saving a child’s life!

Even if you just ask the child “Do you know this person” if the adult butt’s in make sure to ASK THE CHILD! Even a shy kid will tell you they don’t know this person or just met them or something!

DON’T IGNORE THE SIGNS!

ALWAYS REBLOG

I can’t stress this enough.

sepulchritude:

autistic-aroace:

people are absolutely EVIL about the boundaries of “picky eaters”. no, they do not have to try it. yes, they can know they don’t like it without having eaten it before. no, they probably have not suddenly grown a taste for the food they’ve said they hate. no, they probably are not going to like it in the Special Way This One Place Cooks It. yes, you are being a bad friend if you try to “trick” them into eating it anyway

Things that actually help picky eaters try new things:

And most importantly, build trust with that person by listening to them, showing that you take their concerns into account, and being cool if the answer is no. No is always an option. This isn’t something you do once, it’s a pattern you have to stick to if you want to establish that you are a safe person when it comes to food stuff

Basically: offer the food, explain what’s in it and why you think it’s worth trying, and then be cool with the answer you get. No pressure, no trickery, just be straight up with people

theotherpacman:

theotherpacman:

theotherpacman:

chilchuck: ok guys ONLY step where I just stepped

dm: everybody roll dexterity

laios: 14

marcille: 17!

senshi: … 3.

dm: chilchuck roll dex save

chilchuck: ME??? HE’S THE ONE WHO FAILED THE CHECK IN THE FIRST PLACE

dm: you hear the beautiful, alluring sound of a siren singing…

laios: WAIT. if you make enough noise to drown out the song you don’t get entranced, right?

dm: sure

laios: I sing along, louder than the siren but harmonizing perfectly

dm: … roll performance

laios: 4

dm: you fucking suck

marcille: I roll to resurrect falin.

dm: okay, roll arcana then, but you’re going to need to roll pretty high to -

marcille: 26.

chilchuck: 26?????

marcille: well yeah I mean obviously I have proficiency in arcana, plus I have a +8 to all necromancy spell checks

chilchuck: WHY THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE THAT

certifiedlibraryposts:

the-golden-onion:

So I work at a library and about a month ago I helped a little old woman who is legally blind figure out how to listen to our audiobooks on her tablet. We got to chatting and I mentioned that I always listen to audiobooks while I knit, which made her very excited and she told me all about the afghans she used to make when she could still see. She was so sweet and I was so glad to be able to help her figure out a way to still enjoy books without being able to read.

Yesterday I answered the phone at work and when I said my name the woman on the other line got so excited and said “Madeline?? You’re exactly who I wanted to talk to! This is Marie, you helped me about a month ago. How late are you working today?” It was her!! And about an hour later she and her husband showed up, and she was carrying a huge stack of old knitting patterns for me, and her husband brought in a few boxes full of yarn. They couldn’t stay long but I was so touched that she remembered me, and I struggled to not just flat out start crying when she handed me the patterns. When I looked through them later I realized it was her entire personal collection from over the years, including all her personal notes and drawings and even some photographs of her finished pieces. No one in my family knits, and to have someone pass on their legacy to me like that was incredibly moving.

This isn’t what I usually post here, but with life being especially dark lately I wanted to share a moment of happiness and a reminder that a bit of kindness goes a long way ♡

Certified Library Post

iwanttodance:

theliltchirurgeon:

mortalityplays:

leog4u:

mortalityplays:

mortalityplays:

the whole point of a zine is that it’s cheap to produce, amateur and homemade. if you’re being asked to apply to participate in a print project, it is not a zine. if the final product is being printed and bound professionally, it is not a zine. if you are being asked to enter into any kind of licensing agreement more complex than “my work can be reproduced as part of this publication” it is not a zine. nine times put of ten if the final product costs more than $5 you have left zine country. im so serious about this.

this isn’t snobby gatekeeping or imaginary semantic problems or whatever, this is an issue that has come up irl at cons and zine fairs local to me and which keeps coming up online. people who show up to trade fairs selling professionally printed $15 anthologies as ‘zines’ have a direct impact on the people trying to sell their $3 chapbooks at the next table over. submission based kickstarter projects that bill themselves as 'zines’ exploit the connotations of amateur, punk production values to induce creators to work for less and eschew formal guarantees and protections they are entitled to.

my favorite zines have all been $1 or free and printed on highlighter paper. i used to pick em up from a book store in chelsea that sold predominantly self published work, and had sections for zines. Some were about how to eat cheap in the city when most of your paycheck went to rent, others were talking about the best drag performances in town, and plenty of DIY stuff. all of them had the same unique quality: nobody but the author and their collaborators could’ve made this, and they wanted to make it easily accessible to the community

i kinda hate that the word that was used for extremely personal and cheap works is applied to essentially art books of your favorite anime OTP

hi! sorry, real quick:

  • grab a piece of paper and fold it in half like a book
  • write “im indifferent to zines” on the cover
  • write “i’ve never been able to buy one” on the first page
  • write “and i’ll never be in one” on the second page
  • write “just want to be a hater today” on the back

congrats you’re in a zine! if you like you can photocopy it and sell it to art students, fellow haters, or anyone with a sense of humour. I’ll buy one.

ive been saying this since 2015! all my illustrator friends kept submitting to them (and gettin in which i was proud of) but they… werent zines. they were like massive books with grandiose color schemes and gilded bossing. i couldnt afford them even. zines are oft free or traded and they arent about how pretty a picture you can make.

the first zine idea i found was in a book i checked out from the library (id never remember what it was. it was about cartooning i think and had a section about chibi style lol) that had a little section on taking one sheet of paper, marking it into eighths, cutting a line in the center of the page and folding it over for a quick eight pages. like this

this makes printing soooo easy too. id love to see these floating around places

So I scrolled past this post and was thinking the same thought I always do when I see people talking about zines, which is basically ‘zines are so cool, I’ve never made one because I don’t think I have anything interesting to say in one, but I should make a zine someday if I ever have creative energy again’ and then it gets added to my ever growing mental list of things I want to do but don’t end up doing (I have spent the last several years struggling so hard with my depression that I can’t seam to create anything at all)

And then I thought, hey I have a piece of paper by my desk I should at least follow that diagram and fold it, that way I’m halfway there even if it’s blank and sits on my desk for months, and then 5 minutes later I had this:

Now I’m just holding this little thing I’ve made in my hands and I love it so much

So thank you to this post for inspiring me to make something today! Even if it’s just a simple silly little thing I’m going to treasure it

amethyst-aster:

imfemalewarrior:

transgenderteensurvivalguide:

Lee says:

Here’s a transitioning starter pack for all my trans folk out there! 


Transfeminine resources:

Presentation:

Medical transitioning:

    Other:

    Transmasculine resources:

    Presentation:

    Medical transitioning:

    Other:

      More resources:

      Crisis help: Suicide and crisis hotlines

      Anyone can reblog, including allies!

      Here is a master post from this blog! 

      Please reblog to spread it! 

      Also if you have more specific questions regarding the above and fitness, @thenonbinraywarrior is a great blog to check out! 

      -FemaleWarrior, She/They 

      @pie-tra @space-rocc @myconidwitch @gloriousvermin @acinongalli

      cherry05:

      cherry05:

      ira-online:

      ira-online:

      the results of that poll are stupid so im doing my own have you ever smoked cigarettes

      never

      once or twice

      infrequently

      only when i drink

      im a smoker 👍

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      i cant believe you guys. NOT EVEN ONCE

      hammercarexplosion:

      sayruq:

      sapphling:

      you’re too logged on man your consumption of internet porn has severed your psychospiritual connection with the beauty of the natural land. i spent 10 months in sensory deprivation exclusively cranking it to the gentle soundscape of a babbling brook and now when i hear the tap on a soda machine go off i bust so hard the gas station clerk has to call the police

      orphetoon:

      yeah

      souldoes-things:

      ialwaysthinktooloud:

      drowns-your-posts:

      entity56:

      gimmick-thief:

      achivement-unlocked:

      mortimermcmirestinks:

      mechamothgirl:

      hahawasabi-deactivated20250604:

      kirexa:

      charliesunreyes:

      sharkbutthoohaahaa:

      cardinalfeng:

      kulvefaggoth:

      littlegoldfinchh:

      littlegoldfinchh:

      lord the peasants are so loud today

      pheasants. PHeasants. The birds

      Don’t you mean classist Typo, as in discriminating against poor people, and not classicist, the type of academic who studies antiquity in southern Europe?

      don’t worry guys I got the fire extinguisher

      Achievement unlocked!

      Fire post!

      WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE POST IS ON FIRE

      Don’t worry, I got this one


      souldoes-things:

      ialwaysthinktooloud:

      ashen-crest:

      decorative-plant:

      made by yours (un)truly

      see this person gets it

      I dont-


      I don’t think they’ll all fit

      me with my 100 dice

      the-shrimp-that-fried-rice:

      finlizziah:

      twinkboom1:

      I love chimpingway

      I wanna see green dog

      theindo:

      Me

      fullofgirlishwhimsy:

      why so one? - the twiceler

      fullofgirlishwhimsy:

      why so one? - the twiceler

      fullofgirlishwhimsy:

      why so one? - the twiceler

      fullofgirlishwhimsy:

      why so one? - the twiceler

      fullofgirlishwhimsy:

      why so one? - the twiceler

      fullofgirlishwhimsy:

      why so one? - the twiceler

      emiett:

      Q+A from library visit where I read my comic about a skeleton that plays the fiddle

      Kid: Is this fiction?

      Me: Yeah

      Kid: I kinda thought so

      Me: Oh really? Why?

      Kid: Because skeletons aren’t real

      Me: Skeletons are real. You have one!

      Kid, jumping up out of his seat: Yeah but they don’t move around!!

      Me: Your skeleton’s moving around right now!

      Kid, yelling: THAT’S!! DIFFERENT!!!

      phantomrose96:

      phantomrose96:

      phantomrose96:

      phantomrose96:

      phantomrose96:

      phantomrose96:

      phantomrose96:

      phantomrose96:

      My coworker Mike just started cracking up. Informed us someone was trying to make a test Outlook group at work and seems to have accidentally made it a real Outlook group.

      Everyone added to the group is named Mike.

      Creator of the group isn’t online yet but the Mikes are coming online in droves.

      “Why was I added to this group? What do I have in common with all these other Mikes?” -one of the Mikes

      “Ah, so this is Mikerosoft” (<- you’re never gonna guess what company I work for)

      One Mike has suggested this is an effort by the group-creator to hunt Mikes for sport

      Coworker (Mike T.) has informed us he had a meeting earlier today, and among the participants one person was missing (Mike S.) Current theory is first Mike casualty had occurred. More will follow.

      Current suggestion is we attempt to add a non-Mike to the group, to test its security.

      Coworker Alex: “Alex log, day 207. The Mikes have started to accept me as one of their own.”

      Delighted to inform you the group creator is not a Mike at all. It is apparently some guy named Ashton.

      :

      People on this app will say shit like “be gay do crime!” And call themselves a “tranny genderfuck” and then clutch their pearls when a trans women calls herself a bi lesbian

      dua-fupa:

      pissvortex:

      swarnpert:

      swarnpert:

      why does that one poison album cover look so. cunty

      this one

      Political Compass

      This the type of band to be Republicans in 2024

      ayeforscotland:

      lakemojave:

      kalichnikov:

      myconetted:

      myconetted:

      msexcelfractal:

      The US military emitted 640 times as much CO2 as Taylor Swift last year

      the entire US military. only 640x worse? holy fuck. the US military employs. more than 640 people. either this is wrong or taylor is on some next level shit

      d-i-r-k-s-t-r-i-d-e-r (39m ago)
google says the military did ~51 million metric tons in 2023 (roughly as much as all of sweden, it claims) and swift did ~8,300 tonnes in 2022, which works out to roughly 6000x

d-i-r-k-s-t-r-i-d-e-r (38m ago)
so, probably wrongALT

      thx for checkin @d-i-r-k-s-t-r-i-d-e-r

      i’ll point out the US military still employs more than roughly 6000 people

      The US military employs about 2.86 million people worldwide. That means they generated about 17 tonnes of emissions per person, a figure substantially smaller than Swift’s alone

      In fact, you might say that Taylor Swift has personally generated the emissions of 465 members of one of the world’s largest polluters. I wouldn’t say that remotely absolves her

      This is like crypto bros defending how much power Bitcoin uses by saying banks leave ATMs on all night.

      do you know where "no beta we die like x" comes from and how it is used?

      selkienight60:

      ao3commentoftheday:

      The term “beta” in this context is short for “beta reader” - a person who reads a fic while it’s still in the editing stage and helps the writer get it ready to post. Some betas check grammar. Some check canon compliance. Some are sensitivity readers. There are lots of things that betas can do.

      So functionally, saying “no beta” means that the writer didn’t get this checked by a second person before they posted it. It’s a warning that there might be errors or typos etc. It’s mostly used when an author has written something quickly and is posting without doing a lot of (or any) edits first.

      As for where it comes from? It all started with a bumper sticker.

      image of a dark blue Kia with a sticker in its back window that reads "No Airbag We Die Like Men"ALT

      This image was an internet meme at one point, and it got meme’d on in the form of “no ___ we ___ like men”

      Here on tumblr, one of the versions that got really popular was from now-deleted user @grec1a who created this version:

      screenshot of a tumblr post from grec1a reading "no proofreading we die like men". The post has 76,389 notes and is tagged #we die like menALT

      From there, it migrated to AO3 as the “no beta we die like men” tag, and very often the word men is replaced by the name of a character who dies in canon.

      I did not know this, but it makes so much sense, and it’s SO good to learn fanfiction history.

      do you know where "no beta we die like x" comes from and how it is used?

      selkienight60:

      ao3commentoftheday:

      The term “beta” in this context is short for “beta reader” - a person who reads a fic while it’s still in the editing stage and helps the writer get it ready to post. Some betas check grammar. Some check canon compliance. Some are sensitivity readers. There are lots of things that betas can do.

      So functionally, saying “no beta” means that the writer didn’t get this checked by a second person before they posted it. It’s a warning that there might be errors or typos etc. It’s mostly used when an author has written something quickly and is posting without doing a lot of (or any) edits first.

      As for where it comes from? It all started with a bumper sticker.

      image of a dark blue Kia with a sticker in its back window that reads "No Airbag We Die Like Men"ALT

      This image was an internet meme at one point, and it got meme’d on in the form of “no ___ we ___ like men”

      Here on tumblr, one of the versions that got really popular was from now-deleted user @grec1a who created this version:

      screenshot of a tumblr post from grec1a reading "no proofreading we die like men". The post has 76,389 notes and is tagged #we die like menALT

      From there, it migrated to AO3 as the “no beta we die like men” tag, and very often the word men is replaced by the name of a character who dies in canon.

      I did not know this, but it makes so much sense, and it’s SO good to learn fanfiction history.

      nerdicorntheshipper:

      If colors had tumblr

      🍀 greenasthegrass Follow

      hate when yellow gets all the credit for being a primary color when it’s literally r G b

      ⭐️ mellow-yellow Follow

      uhh… i literally am a subtractive primary. like yeah it sucks that you don’t get the recognition you deserve but you don’t have to put down other colors

      🌷 majestic-magenta Follow

      at least you’re on the color wheel :(

      159,903 notes

      💎 cyan-ide Follow

      I hate colors whose hex codes start with F. It’s literally such a red flag

      255 notes

      🔍 clearasday Follow

      not absorbing light, not reflecting light, but a secret third thing (letting it pass through me)

      1516 notes

      🔮therealroyalpurple Follow

      you’re in her dms, i’m a fundamental part of her personality. we are not the same.

      541,094 notes

      🍎 rubyred Follow

      if you can’t be represented by a wavelength of light you’re not a real color

      🌷 majestic-magenta Follow

      this is literally so toxic wtf! colors that are perceived only when the short and long cones are activated together are valid!

      🎱 blackasmysoul Follow

      tired of ppl telling me i’m the “absence of color” and therefore not a color myself. like you don’t get to choose how I identify!

      980,195 notes

      🎱 blackasmysoul Follow

      why is everyone saying that orange is the new me. I literally haven’t gone anywhere

      🏀 thecolornotthefruit Follow

      sounds like a skill issue????

      765 notes

      💎 cyan-ide Follow

      stop saying me and blue look alike!!! we are literally different colors!!!

      💙 therealroyalblue Follow

      yeah i’m so much hotter than that

      💎 cyan-ide Follow

      fuck you

      106,399 notes

      thank you for coming to my tumblr post

      paper-mario-wiki:

      wukker:

      paper-mario-wiki:

      paper-mario-wiki:

      hey here’s a website for downloading any video or image from any website.

      works w/ youtube, soundcloud, twitch, twitter (gifs and videos), tumblr (video and audio), and most other websites you’re probably lookin to download stuff off of.

      for anyone wondering about privacy and whatnot, i’m happy to say that the developers are pretty committed to have 0 trackers and 0 data retention. you can read more in their “about” section, but here’s the basic important stuff:

      COBALT MENTIONED OUTSIDE OF TWITTER???

      ^ (one of the lead devs that made cobalt)

      thank you for your thingy, it’s real useful 🙏

      nerdicorntheshipper:

      If colors had tumblr

      🍀 greenasthegrass Follow

      hate when yellow gets all the credit for being a primary color when it’s literally r G b

      ⭐️ mellow-yellow Follow

      uhh… i literally am a subtractive primary. like yeah it sucks that you don’t get the recognition you deserve but you don’t have to put down other colors

      🌷 majestic-magenta Follow

      at least you’re on the color wheel :(

      159,903 notes

      💎 cyan-ide Follow

      I hate colors whose hex codes start with F. It’s literally such a red flag

      255 notes

      🔍 clearasday Follow

      not absorbing light, not reflecting light, but a secret third thing (letting it pass through me)

      1516 notes

      🔮therealroyalpurple Follow

      you’re in her dms, i’m a fundamental part of her personality. we are not the same.

      541,094 notes

      🍎 rubyred Follow

      if you can’t be represented by a wavelength of light you’re not a real color

      🌷 majestic-magenta Follow

      this is literally so toxic wtf! colors that are perceived only when the short and long cones are activated together are valid!

      🎱 blackasmysoul Follow

      tired of ppl telling me i’m the “absence of color” and therefore not a color myself. like you don’t get to choose how I identify!

      980,195 notes

      🎱 blackasmysoul Follow

      why is everyone saying that orange is the new me. I literally haven’t gone anywhere

      🏀 thecolornotthefruit Follow

      sounds like a skill issue????

      765 notes

      💎 cyan-ide Follow

      stop saying me and blue look alike!!! we are literally different colors!!!

      💙 therealroyalblue Follow

      yeah i’m so much hotter than that

      💎 cyan-ide Follow

      fuck you

      106,399 notes

      thank you for coming to my tumblr post

      nerdicorntheshipper:

      If colors had tumblr

      🍀 greenasthegrass Follow

      hate when yellow gets all the credit for being a primary color when it’s literally r G b

      ⭐️ mellow-yellow Follow

      uhh… i literally am a subtractive primary. like yeah it sucks that you don’t get the recognition you deserve but you don’t have to put down other colors

      🌷 majestic-magenta Follow

      at least you’re on the color wheel :(

      159,903 notes

      💎 cyan-ide Follow

      I hate colors whose hex codes start with F. It’s literally such a red flag

      255 notes

      🔍 clearasday Follow

      not absorbing light, not reflecting light, but a secret third thing (letting it pass through me)

      1516 notes

      🔮therealroyalpurple Follow

      you’re in her dms, i’m a fundamental part of her personality. we are not the same.

      541,094 notes

      🍎 rubyred Follow

      if you can’t be represented by a wavelength of light you’re not a real color

      🌷 majestic-magenta Follow

      this is literally so toxic wtf! colors that are perceived only when the short and long cones are activated together are valid!

      🎱 blackasmysoul Follow

      tired of ppl telling me i’m the “absence of color” and therefore not a color myself. like you don’t get to choose how I identify!

      980,195 notes

      🎱 blackasmysoul Follow

      why is everyone saying that orange is the new me. I literally haven’t gone anywhere

      🏀 thecolornotthefruit Follow

      sounds like a skill issue????

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      stop saying me and blue look alike!!! we are literally different colors!!!

      💙 therealroyalblue Follow

      yeah i’m so much hotter than that

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      fuck you

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      thank you for coming to my tumblr post

      mountainchicken?

      ospreyonthemoon:

      meepmoopmaap:

      validwarriorcatsnames:

      A valid warrior cat name. And an odd name for the actual animal that it is!

      for those wondering:

      BEHOLD.

      The mountain chicken!

      It is called the mountain chicken because it makes it sound more palatable and it also apparently tastes sort of like chicken. In england they also used this trick to get people to eat frog on a fancy menu once by calling them nymphs of the dawn. It’s literally just a frog guys.

      However, what’s REALLY funny is the fact that naming things after chickens happens to OTHER things as well.

      Actually, here’s an idea. Let’s play a game.

      which of these things is the closest relative to The Domestic Chicken?

      Chicken of The Woods

      Mountain Chicken

      Hen of The Woods

      Marsh Hen

      Greater Prairie-Chicken

      Sagehen

      Hen Harrier

      Chicken Turtle

      See Results

      i-am-a-fish:

      i-am-a-fish:

      choose one shitty mental health task

      brush your tooth, just pick one of them

      drink some microwaved water

      think really *really* hard about stretching

      pick up one thing up off of your bedroom floor and replace it with a new thing

      invert your pillowcases

      take all the dishes in your room and make a little tower with them

      swap the contents of your shirt drawer and your sock drawer

      breathe directly on a plant to give it carbon dioxide

      take an evil shower (a shower with the lights turned off)

      See Results

      you can do more than one of these if you want

      actually, you can do anything you want

      live unapologetically and without restraint

      #evil showers are literally the best though
#i pretend im spelunking through a wet caveALT

      I like to pretend I’m back in the womb

      crowboy-bebop:

      Uh Oh, The One Other Guy Having The Same Problem As You Got Zero Replies To His Post On Reddit That He Made 5 Years Ago

      foxritz:

      Various digital sketches of The Lamb from Cult of the Lamb. Most of the sketches are done in grays with red accents. The Lamb is stylized with more human proportions, long eyelashes, and drooping nicked ears. From left to right, the sketches are as follows;

A bust of The Lamb glancing to their left with parted lips.
A full body of The Lamb bowing their head towards the viewer, their arms stretched out to their side.
A half body of The Lamb facing the viewer. They are holding a bible, giving a sermon with glowing eyes, a halo of occult symbols surrounding their head.
A full body of The Lamb kneeling to the floor, gathering small mushrooms from the ground. They have a kind expression.
A small, fully colored chibi of The Lamb holding their sword. There is text above them that reads: "I crave violence."ALT

      Finding my footing with how I want to draw The Lamb. I love the long sheep lashes tbh.

      COTL has been living in my head rent free for weeks now, which means you can expect more COTL in the future.

      twilightofthesandwiches:

      Congratulations! You are now a Magic-User!!

      In which way does your magic begin to gradually affect your body?

      Black spike-shaped marks start appearing on your cheeks, under your eyes

      Bioluminescent yellow-orange spots start appearing on your skin

      Tiny dots in a variety of colors start appearing on your body

      Your footsteps become heavy stomps

      You seem to always smell like freshly-printed book

      You always smell like worn-out cloth and rags

      Anyone who falls asleep in your vicinity would have the weirdest dreams

      Flies always seem to be buzzing around you

      Tiny patches of lichen starts growing on your body

      You have a voice like a waterfall

      You feel compelled to lie as much as possible, especially about yourself

      See Results

      depsidase:

      foxritz:

      Digital color sketch of the Cult of the Lamb Leshy and Lamb characters. 

Lamb is on the left side, crouched with both hands on their knees. They got mud covering their extremities, border of their fleece, cheek and tips of wool/hair. 
They got a tired smile, looking towards Leshy in his follower form. He is kneeling on the floor on top of the indocrination circle, a long bushy tail wrapping around him, his left hand clawing at the floor and holding his head with the right one. 
He has an angry expression, mouth full of thin and sharp fangs with icor (black blood) dripping from under his eye bandages. 

Lamb thought bubble: Sigh. This is going to be a pain isn't it...
Leshy: I cannot see! Where is my crown? 
DAMN LAMB! I know you are there!
What has become of us?...ALT
      All the of the following drawings described next together in the same image in order top left, top right, bottom.ALT
      Digital color sketch of the Cult of the Lamb Leshy and Lamb characters. 

Caption at the top: After a while

Lamb waist up on the left looking slightly up towards Leshy to the right. They are mid wave, with a smile and a slightly confused expression. 
Leshy waist up is looking slightly downwards towards the Lamb, a big toothy smile, carrying a wooden box full of vegetables.

Leshy: Hello Lamb!
Isn't it a lovely day?

Lamb: Oh, hello Leshy (?)ALT
      Digital color sketch of the Cult of the Lamb Leshy and Lamb characters. 

Leshy on the left sitting on a log, a bowl of hearty meat broth resting on his knees. He is looking slightly down and has his mouth closed chewing with two fangs poking out. With his right hand he is picking a pice of food close to his face.

The Lamb is on the right, sitting on the same log, looking slightly up towards Leshy. They are also mid chewing, grabbing a fork with their right hand while the bowl of food lays on their knees. The red crown is perched on their left shoulder, looking down at the food bowl with interest. 

Leshy: Lamb, have I ever told you that I'm so glad you took me in?

Lamb: !ALT
      Digital color sketch of the Cult of the Lamb Leshy, Lamb and Narinder characters. 

Lamb is waist up, arms lift towards their own chest in a basheful pose. Their wool/hair is bigger than usual and sticking in every direction. They got a happy but sheepish expression. The crown is flying odd their head and looking puzzled to both Lamb and Leshy. 

Leshy is waist up to the right, vent sidewise and looking towards the Lamb, his right arm lifted and squishing the Lamb head wool. He got a big toothy grin, his big bushy tail wagging behind him.

On the background to the right is Narinder looking towards Lamb and Leshy with a surprised expression.

Caption: Squish

Leshy: Hehehe
Little Lamb, you are so fluffy. 

Lamb: Bah!
I haven't sheared in a while.

Narinder: >:0ALT

      Leshy is the ex-god of chaos, so it’s no surprise he favors chaos and that it guides most of his actions, which also makes his motives pretty unpredictable, even to the other Bishops. 

      Hating the Lamb would be the logical thing to do, but approaching them in a friendly way will result in more confusion and a chance to annoy the hell out of Narinder as a bonus.

      So far Lamb doesn’t seem to mind, aside from the confusion the interactions cause them. 

      Based on Leshy interactions in my cotl game file

      draco-galboy:

      imsobadatnicknames2:

      Post that will get me labelled a psyop but honestly the moment that a party realizes that “you might not like us but you have no choice but to vote for us because otherwise the fascists win” is an effective way to rake in votes it practically ensures that they’ll never take any actual meaningful action against the fascism problem. They gotta keep the fascists around bro they’re their electoral strategy.

      And with each cycle as the window of “normalcy” for their donors gets ratcheted right-ward, the level of deniability grows. The only workable solution is an interlocking network of small action networks that can provide for people’s daily needs (food, shelter, etc)

      The main reason the Black Panthers were targeted wasn’t their standing armed defense of neighborhoods. It was their free meals for kids and clinics. Look into their 12 point program, and either find a way to support similar movements today.