April 2024

wil-reblogs-things:

glumshoe:

glumshoe:

als-bullshit:

glumshoe:

glumshoe:

l4nn-1312:

glumshoe:

whoever created all these stock photos of this particular smarmy, insufferable android knows what’s up

As a robot myself, I hate this particular android. He looks like he’d try to sell me bitcoin

come… follow me into this dense white mist… I have lots of bitcoins for you there…

Yes… yes… come further now… don’t worry about the darkness, can’t you see how shiny this bitcoin is?

I almost,,, have it,,, just,,, need to get closer,,,

GOTCHA!

Finally… we can be together….

What a pity it is that you meatsacks live such brief lives. That’s the price of planned obsolescence, I suppose.

Ah well… another one for the collection.

I have been continually breathing hard out of my nose through this whole thing and at one point a actually ran out of breath

prettiestboytoy2:

daughter-of-sapph0:

conurecc:

my recent operation saw doctors KNOCKING ME OUT, CUTTING OPEN the inside of my nose, & SURGICALLY REMOVING my septum cartilage - leaving me w/ 2 inch long splints in both nostrils for 1 week

it was called a “septoplasty” & it made me breathe clearly for the 1st time in 26 years

as a poor child, the evil doctors put me to sleep and shoved a tube up my body that sliced scars into my heart.

the procedure is called svt abrasion, and is used to treat Supraventricular tachycardia, a condition where my heartrate exceed 100bmp while at rest. those scars prevented certain stray pulses of electricity from triggering an extra heartbeat. since then I have never had a single issue with my heart in over a decade.

any procedure can sound gross or disgusting when it is intentional written that way.

I just find it strange that when cis people get gender affirming procedures like plastic surgery or implants, it is never described this way.

cannibalchicken:

erros429:

roommate texted this to me……..

the-trash-eating-llama:

zordonmlw7:

artgirllullaby:

chongoblog:

kitsnicket:

This show was the funniest fucking thing

He never elaborated on this and it kills me

If I remember correctly it eventually got out.

Apparently this was a rehearsal for the scene, so the extinguisher was a prop one (hence the moment Miranda sassy looks at the camera/crew for how he was acting her in panic), so they went on to it.

But someone had switched the extinguisher to the actual fire thrower that would be used on the scene (I dont remember if was proposital or not or simply a mistake because they were meant to be identical).

So this is their actual reaction, cause when he pressed the valve, he really wasnt expecting to fire come out, neither was Miranda, so their reaction is 100% genuine and they did freak out as on tape.

The thing went out so well they were unable to reenact their reactions or surprise as the first time on rehearsal, so the rehearsal scene was kept and put it into the actual episode.

Are you telling me Miranda was eating that carrot with whip cream for fun and not because the scene called for it.

I am on ðe floor.

deviantplum:

When people describe themselves as a “godin bed, that’s really troubling. Lots of gods have a pretty terrible track record for partner satisfaction. You really should be more specific, just say you’re Dionysus in bed.

sadomarxist:

bro its a bridge. Over water. Whose “property rights” are you concerned about

inhumanliquid:

inhumanliquid:

The boobs are the best feature to be assed to the entire site since I joined btw

This Tumblr shit is easy (as I’m sobbing hysterically on the floor)

alexaloraetheris:

mercurymusing:

mayorgearsolid:

xeansicemane:

mayorgearsolid:

Ain’t nothing like turning to your coworker to ask what they’re making and hearing them say “piranha solution”.

For the curious it’s a mixture of sulfuric acid and hydrogen peroxide. It’ll dissolve anything organic faster than you can say “fuck I spilled it”.

Hazard statement(s)

H272 May intensify fire; oxidiser.

H290 May be corrosive to metals.

H314 Causes severe skin burns and eye damage.

H350 May cause cancer.

Precautionary statement(s) Prevention

P201 Obtain special instructions before use.

P210 Keep away from heat/sparks/open flames/hot surfaces. - No smoking.

P221 Take any precaution to avoid mixing with combustibles/organic material.

P260 Do not breathe dust/fume/gas/mist/vapours/spray.

P280 Wear protective gloves/protective clothing/eye protection/face protection.

P281 Use personal protective equipment as required.

P220 Keep/Store away from clothing/organic material/combustible materials.

P234 Keep only in original container.

Okay you’re clear to reblog this now.

Piranha solution vs chicken drumstick.

If you think he’s exaggerating the ‘vaporizing’ part you’re wrong

cat-fandom:

monchursouls:

tiktoks-for-dead-pope:

Diglett

Diglett

sansthepinecone:

scriobh-an-iontach:

captainlordauditor:

fandoms-taking-over-my-life:

tma-and-wtnv-trash:

thespiritofeon:

yo…. when jet breaks in the tea shop and accuses zuko and iroh of beinh firebenders….

do you think any of the patrons looked at zukos scarred face - obviously done by a firebender - and immediately think jet was an asshole? like

jet: hes a firebender!!!!

patrons, thinking about the backstory they concocted for zuko and iroh where their home was invaded by firebenders and they barely survived with their lifes so they could come and have a peaceful life selling tea in a city the war doesnt touch:

Jet: He’s a firebender!

The Patrons to the Tea Shop internally: You fucking stupid, sir? I think you might be stupid.

THE TAGS

#if someone shouted something racialized at a food service worker and he pulled swords#if be like ‘yeah that’s fair’

Every customer in that tea shop who’s dealt with frustrating customers watching Zuko pull out swords be like

Also thank you everyone in the tags

I found these and thought to myself

HOW DARE you leave these here

azurelunatic:

spitblaze:

adhd-hippie:

mens-rights-activia:

could you IMAGINE if jobs asked to see your tumblr ajsjskksksks the url alone is enough to disqualify half of you hoes let alone your blog descriptions

Put your LinkedIn profile AND ONLY YOUR LINKEDIN PROFILE on your resume and if they ask for social media information refer them to your resume.  “Oh I’ve listed my relevant social media pages on my resume” 

IF they ask for your twitter, facebook, or Instagram specifically tell them you’re not presently active on any of those accounts.  “Currently I’m not an active user of those sites” 

Make sure you use pseudonyms on twitter and insta, don’t tag co-workers, and keep your facebook private.  Ask your friends not to tag you in their pictures either. 

Never discuss work on your social media, never refer to your job by name, never tag your location when your going to/from work, and never ever discuss any difficulties with your job online.  Doing so will only ensure you get fired. 

For the record, though- if you get consequences at work because of venting over social media, and you belong to a union, TELL THEM. The NLRB had the position that you should not be fired for venting online, and on that note, it’s yet another great reason to push for unionization- freedom of speech online without fear of occupational backlash. Some states also have laws that broaden what you’re allowed to say without fear of termination, so check your state legislature.

if you’re working/applying in a field that basically requires a social media presence, create a new one that uses your professional name and your professional name’s email address (do NOT use the same email address with your fannish nick) and get some professional account management software so you can establish an account that’s active like weekly with things like:


thegaymertrainer:

🐱 🐦

thegaymertrainer:

🐱 🐦

justasunflowerseed-deactivated2:

selkierr:

calicodreamer:

zoroshonkingbazonkadonkas:

captainlordauditor:

prismatic-bell:

feralrookie:

abracazabka:

mothermishy:

You guys just have to trust me on this one and click here okay?

OH MY GOD I NEEDED THIS

For the chronically anxious and/or otherwise mentally ill:

This is not a screamer, jumpscare, or any other kind of horror link I don’t know the name of. It will not cause you to question reality and as far as I’m aware, there is no reason it should cause any kind of hallucinations or psychosis. I don’t want to spoil the surprise because it’s DELIGHTFUL but I am happy to tell you it’s very sweet and gentle and also great lowkey stress relief. This is a cinnamon roll link appropriate for all ages (yes, all the way down to babies) and you will enjoy it if you click it. ❤️

And no, it is not a rickroll

…i’ll go check that link

@selkierr i promise you will love this

This is going on my main blog.

This link is worth your time.

@remitiras ur gonna love this I promise

elbiotipo:

The USA was invented in a Hollywood set in 1985 for the hit film series Back To The Future. Over time, other authors added their own quirks to the setting, like New York in Home Alone and the expansive lore seen in Forrest Gump. The setting proved to be so popular that many other movies and TV Series were set in that fictional country and they’re still made even today; indeed, Wikipedia often has to edit articles mistakenly referencing it as a real country, a true testament to the enduring popularity of its worldbuilding.

justasunflowerseed-deactivated2:

selkierr:

calicodreamer:

zoroshonkingbazonkadonkas:

captainlordauditor:

prismatic-bell:

feralrookie:

abracazabka:

mothermishy:

You guys just have to trust me on this one and click here okay?

OH MY GOD I NEEDED THIS

For the chronically anxious and/or otherwise mentally ill:

This is not a screamer, jumpscare, or any other kind of horror link I don’t know the name of. It will not cause you to question reality and as far as I’m aware, there is no reason it should cause any kind of hallucinations or psychosis. I don’t want to spoil the surprise because it’s DELIGHTFUL but I am happy to tell you it’s very sweet and gentle and also great lowkey stress relief. This is a cinnamon roll link appropriate for all ages (yes, all the way down to babies) and you will enjoy it if you click it. ❤️

And no, it is not a rickroll

…i’ll go check that link

@selkierr i promise you will love this

This is going on my main blog.

This link is worth your time.

@remitiras ur gonna love this I promise

owochimuwu:

They don’t talk about this enough, but i recently managed to seduce the governor into letting me pass a bill so that every street light in the state is outfitted with a new type of lightbulb that gives off an imperceptible but profoundly disturbing supersonic tone that causes insomnia and nightmares. This makes it easier for people to engage in risky behaviors such as unprotected sex to cope with the increased psychological stress. And thus the birthrate has skyrocketed, but not too much, since it’s offset with the new wave of strange and disturbing murders. But sure ok let’s ignore the achievements of women in STEM.

xxxcxcxx:

supernulperfection:

arundelo:

tanadrin:

“meme” is now the generic term for “stuff on the internet” btw. funny comments on Reddit? memes. funny posts on Tumblr? memes. Good tiktoks? oxymoron, but memes. Your great aunt’s anti-vax conspiracy theories on Facebook? memes. The homepage of The New York Times? memes, baby!

[astronauts meme]

“It’s all memes?”

“Always has been”

jadevine:

introvertbard:

lilietsblog:

kitstacean:

grison-in-space:

jadevine:

Preindustrial travel, and long explanations on why different distances are like that

I saw a post on my main blog about how hiking groups need to keep pace with their slowest member, but many hikers mistakenly think that the point of hiking is “get from Point A to Point B as fast as possible” instead of “spending time outdoors in nature with friends,” and then they complain that a new/less-experienced/sick/disabled hiker is spoiling their time-frame by constantly needing breaks, or huffing and puffing to catch up.

I run into a related question of “how long does it take to travel from Point A to Point B on horseback?” a lot, as a fantasy writer who wants to be SEMI-realistic; in the Western world at least, our post-industrial minds have largely forgotten what it’s like to travel, both on our own feet and in groups.

People ask the new writer, “well, who in your cast is traveling? Is getting to Point B an emergency or not? What time of year is it?”, and the newbies often get confused as to why they need so much information for “travel times.” Maybe new writers see lists of “preindustrial travel times” like a primitive version of Google Maps, where all you need to do is plug in Point A and Point B.

But see, Google Maps DOES account for traveling delays, like different routes, constructions, accidents, and weather; you as the person will also need to figure in whether you’re driving a car versus taking a bus/train, and so you’ll need to figure out parking time or waiting time for the bus/train to actually GET THERE.

The difference between us and preindustrial travelers is that 1) we can outsource the calculations now, 2) we often travel for FUN instead of necessity.

The general rule of thumb for preindustrial times is that a healthy and prime-aged adult on foot, or a rider/horse pair of fit and prime-aged adults, can usually make 20-30 miles per day, in fair weather and on good terrain.

Why is this so specific? Because not everyone in preindustrial times was fit, not everyone was healthy, not everyone was between the ages of 20-35ish, and not everyone had nice clear skies and good terrain to travel on.

If you are too far below 18 years old or too far past 40, at best you will need either a slower pace or more frequent breaks to cover the same distance, and at worst you’ll cut the travel distance in half to 10 or so miles. Too much walking is VERY BAD on too-young/old knees, and teenagers or very short adults may just have short legs even if they’re fine with 8-10 hours of actual walking. Young children may get sick of walking and pitch a fit because THEY’RE TIREDDDDDDDDDD, and then you might need to stay put while they cry it out, or an adult may sigh and haul them over their shoulder (and therefore be weighed down by about 50lbs of Angry Child).

Heavy forests, wetlands and rocky hills/mountains are also going to be a much shorter “distance.” For forests or wetlands, you have to account for a lot of villagers going “who’s gonna cut down acres of trees for one road? NOT ME,” or “who’s gonna drain acres of swamp for one road? NOT ME.” Mountainous regions have their traveling time eaten by going UP, or finding a safer path that goes AROUND.

If you are traveling in winter or during a rainstorm (and this inherently means you HAVE NO CHOICE, because nobody in preindustrial times would travel in bad weather if they could help it), you run the high risk of losing your way and then dying of exposure or slipping and breaking your neck, just a few miles out of the town/village.

And now for the upper range of “traveling on horseback!”

Fully mounted groups can usually make 30-40 miles per day between Point A and Point B, but I find there are two unspoken requirements: “Point B must have enough food for all those people and horses,” and “the mounted party DOESN’T need to keep pace with foot soldiers, camp followers, or supply wagons.”

This means your mounted party would be traveling to 1) a rendezvous point like an ally’s camp or a noble’s castle, or 2) a town/city with plenty of inns. Maybe they’re not literally going 30-40 miles in one trip, but they’re scouting the area for 15-20 miles and then returning to their main group. Perhaps they’d be going to an allied village, but even a relatively small group of 10-20 warhorses will need 10-20 pounds of grain EACH and 20-30 pounds of hay EACH. 100-400 pounds of grain and 200-600 pounds of hay for the horses alone means that you need to stash supplies at the village beforehand, or the village needs to be a very large/prosperous one to have a guaranteed large surplus of food.

A dead sprint of 50-60 miles per day is possible for a preindustrial mounted pair, IF YOU REALLY, REALLY HAVE TO. Moreover, that is for ONE day. Many articles agree that 40 miles per day is already a hard ride, so 50-60 miles is REALLY pushing the envelope on horse and rider limits.

NOTE: While modern-day endurance rides routinely go for 50-100 miles in one day, remember that a preindustrial rider will not have the medical/logistical support that a modern endurance rider and their horse does.

If you say “they went fifty miles in a day” in most preindustrial times, the horse and rider’s bodies will get wrecked. Either the person, their horse, or both, risk dying of exhaustion or getting disabled from the strain.

Whether you and your horse are fit enough to handle it and “only” have several days of defenselessness from severe pain/fatigue (and thus rely on family/friends to help you out), or you die as a heroic sacrifice, or you aren’t QUITE fit enough and become disabled, or you get flat-out saved by magic or another rider who volunteers to go the other half, going past 40 miles in a day is a “Gondor Calls For Aid” level of emergency.

As a writer, I feel this kind of feat should be placed VERY carefully in a story: Either at the beginning to kick the plot off, at the climax to turn the tide, or at the end.

Preindustrial people were people–some treated their horses as tools/vehicles, and didn’t care if they were killed or disabled by pushing them to their limits, but others very much cared for their horses. They needed to keep them in working condition for about 15-20 years, and they would not dream of doing this without a VERY good reason.

All of this, with one additional nudge : even the people who thought of horses as I think of my car often cared intensely about the possibility of killing or disabling a horse by mishandling it. I would personally be furious if some feckless wastrel took my car and raced it over uneven ground so that it the suspension was shot to hell and the car had to be totaled and sold for parts. And I do not drive a nice car!

Today, we tend to think of horses as cheap to buy and expensive to maintain because those are the real incentive costs in a modern economy. In much of human history, though, horses were EXPENSIVE — that’s a big reason that we associate them to heavily with nobility! Other draft livestock are going to be even slower—good luck making quick time on a donkey or an ox cart—and harder to convince to move quickly for extended periods. And if you’re carrying supplies or any substatial weight? You’ll be lucky to get ten miles, and twenty will be a feat of extraordinary effort akin to a rider doing forty or fifty.

much like cars, draft animals are expensive things that are often vital to either your livelihood, your social life, or both. If there are towns separately by large distances in the setting, then you’d need some way for people to get between them - and if someone’s job relied on travelling between these towns either quickly (messengers, certain service jobs like mercenaries) or carrying a lot of goods between these towns (merchants, traders, etc), their animal being injured or killed would ruin their day, if not their life.

Vague literature based memories (of, like 19th century)? inform me of an infrastructure thing that is a network of, like, stables? courier stations? where a person can CHANGE HORSES (the horses are presumably all government-owned, as is the whole network) and keep going very, very fast in an emergency. I THINK it was specifically for government couriers, but logic dictates that a private individual could probably pay for the service?

Your weekly reminder that this “preindustrial travel” post has been updated A LOT! https://jadevine.tumblr.com/post/738801850678116352/preindustrial-travel-and-long-explanations-on-why

previous poster’s tags: #writing #fascinating info really #that last tidbit seems true though im pretty sure thats how the US postal service started out basically

The Pony Express is very famous… and very short-lived! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pony_Express

There was also a preindustrial version of it: The Persian / Achaemenid Empire’s postal service! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chapar_Khaneh

Notice how this is an EMPIRE and not a “Kingdom,” though?

Read more for why the Pony Express is Not Practical!

Keep reading

@lilietsblog forgot to tag you in my response, but there’s the Pony Express and the Persian Empire’s courier service, who both embody the sheer difficulty of “Hey, if you switch out horses, you could cover a LOT MORE ground! Why hasn’t anyone done it?”

Tealdeer: Switching out horses every ten miles and going full-speed across the country is enormously expensive and enormously dangerous.

elizabisme:

tiktaalic:

European: Americans will be like I’m going to watch a whore movie and eat a hamburger slathered in lard

Americans: it’s true I do do this.

American: British people will be like alright I’m off to eat some wheezy bangers (beans and bread out of a can)

Brit: I’ve seen this reblogged by several people I normally trust so: How mocking British cuisine and dialect has a long classist history and how it became frighteningly normalized on an American (uniquely cruel, uniquely ignorant) internet: a thread. 1/?

asteroidtroglodyte:

vintagewildlife:

Walrus
By: Fred Bruemmer
From: Natural History Magazine
1977

OP probably hella confused why this is getting a bazillion notes out of nowhere

roaldamundsen:

men invented maps they had to spread on tables so they could watch each other bend over hands flat arms outstretched

musashi:

not everyone is either butch or femme actually. That’s a false dykeotomy.

riley-coyotl:

sunrisetune:

cabbagedotexe:

Members of carnivora paired with their common ancestor, a miacid. 

[ID: Four art pieces showing a lion, a seal, a wolf, and a bear beside their common ancestor, a miacid, who looks a bit like a large weasel. They’re each drawn in realistic style, in matching poses. /End ID].

Oh I love them

catinc:

galaxa-13:

thetursithan:

A painstaking work !!

This went from “He’s making a truck!” to “He’s MAKING a TRUCK!!”

My ass did NOT expect him to make it functional.

senshigargantuanimplants-deacti:

senshigargantuanimplants-deacti:

OP of the original post turned off reblogs but as of 3 hours ago 3/3/24 Deux Face is still alive and doing well!! According to the farm’s Facebook she is starting to try to stand and getting better at holding up her head. The farm has been very clear that they’re going to care for her and do their best to meet her needs, they are not planning to sell her or show her off to the media. They also haven’t mentioned any other noticeable deformities inside or out and have noted that both heads connect at the same throat, and she’s lived for about 5.5 days at this point which is shockingly long for an animal with this level of deformities. Go Deux Face!

Deux Face update 3/6!!

She is continuing to make “very slow but positive progress” to stand, managing to stand for a couple seconds a few times since the last update.

They also confirmed some fun facts: she breathes out of both noses at once and can see with all four eyes! There really are twice as many stars for little Deux Face.

Plus some new photos released by her farm :)

thehmn:

People who were spoiled as children (or are spoiled children) are usually depicted as unpleasant monsters who insist on getting their way always, and for sure they exist but I’ve also met a lot of spoiled people, children or adults, who were super nice and generous because they were brought up with the knowledge that if they let someone else have something or give away one of their possessions they’d just get another one and that carries over into adulthood where they might not get another one but they still don’t feel the same attachment to material things.

So in my experience whether spoiled people are unpleasant have more to do with the values instilled in them by their parents as well as their general personality. I know one boy who won’t give anyone anything despite his parents giving him everything he wants and another who will hand you his entire birthday cake if you ask because he trusts that you’ll share it with him and if not his mom will get him another.

So nice spoiled people in fiction like Carlotte from Princess and The Frog aren’t unrealistic but they are probably a lot less satisfying for a lot of people.

only-cat-memes:

baboon-87:

cozy2000:

johnnyjoestarrelatable:

johnnyjoestarrelatable:

being moderately proficient with computers in the early 2010s was casting a hex on your family to call you sheldon

i got a big bang theory box set and a bazinga t shirt for christmas when i was 16

my dad wanted to get me a psych eval so i could say “im not crazy. my father had me tested.” like sheldon did and after the psych eval they diagnosed me with paranoid schizophrenia

this could be the funniest thing that has happened to anyone ever. my condolences king

retrocausality:

firstfullmoon:

thinking about that illustration of solitude vs loneliness in which solitude is a dog peacefully holding its own leash & loneliness is a feral dog fighting against the restraint of the leash & feeling slightly insane

Jaakko Pallasvuo

gwenthebard:

Not enough jobs are willing to do training anymore, no matter what the situation. Grocery stores won’t teach you to work a cash register, businesses won’t teach you how to use their programs, even the arts won’t teach you anything

Everyone wants a triple threat, expects you to just have those skills. In the old days? you could show up to a random theater barely able to dance and they’d teach you, and then the incel living in the walls would make you a world class singer and actor and you’d be headlining your own show in a few years

prokopetz:

They say science fiction never really predicts the future, and yet Captain Picard says “tea, earl grey, hot” in that meticulous way observed only in someone with a slightly unusual accent who’s finally figured out the exact cadence and phrasing their voice activated smart-whatever actually understands and suspects if they allow their tone to vary even one iota it’s going to interpret their drink order as a request for a live ocelot.

potatoheadinwonderland-deactiva:

im never tricking raw in pittsburgh never again what the hell

howdoitagmyself:

ohfugecannada:

gallusrostromegalus:

greyannis:

A gif for Mermay!

This gif actually, literally made me laugh out loud and send it to every group chat I’m in just to get yelled at. Thank you.

I checked the notes looking for these exact frames and was not disappointed.

oldguydoesstuff:

entheognosis:

Also, plugging into any port he could find. Who knows what viruses he picked up. Stardom comes with a price.

johannadc:

rogha:

gretchensinister:

One of the most life-changing things I ever learned came from Mythbusters, where they tested and proved (with cognitive testing puzzles and reaction time tests) that lying down and resting with the intention to sleep STILL provided significant mental benefits over just staying awake, even if a person couldn’t fall asleep in the amount of time they had. 

It helps me to actually sleep to know that just lying down with my eyes closed is still doing me some good, and helps me to not freak out/beat myself up when I stay up later than intended. Any amount of rest is better than no rest!

So if you didn’t know that…now you do

do you know that i think of this post every time i can’t sleep op. what mythbusters did for you, you have done for a great many others. 

Useful advice.

s-lycopersicum:

rnadvillain:

s-lycopersicum:

All you need in life is a color picker willing to expose you to the unbounded madness we call color vision.

me, absolutely clueless: “I want a color just like this one, but in red”
color picker: Fuck you think you are, a Mantis Shrimp? Don’t talk to me again until you can afford a wide gamut monitor.

what is even happening here 😨 wheres the circle with the triangle inside we all know and love..

The circle and triangle are a lie we tell ourselves to cope with the ugly reality… Now this– this is the real deal!

In seriousness, this is oklch.com, a color picker for the OKLCH color model.

There are whole several hour lectures one could take in color science and theory, but to keep it short: the set of colors we can see, the set of colors monitors can display, and the set of colors computers can model are three circles that only somewhat overlap.

In this case, if I wanted this color

but in red, I could just go of Photoshop and move over the hue slider, getting this as a result:

Which is.. acceptable, but not as “bright” and “vibrant” as the green I had. Looking at the graphs in the OKLCH color picker, we can figure out why:

It tells us that a red with the same luminosity and chroma as this green is out of gamut—that is, it cannot be displayed by this monitor.

In this case, you can use the edges of the graph to find the color that is closest to what you want. You can, for example, keep the chroma but sacrifice lightness,

keep the lightness but drop the chroma,

or a bit of both, which is what the common HSV triangles already do.

But I like to know when it happens, y'know?

phrenic-a:

cadaverousdecay:

have we tried substance abuse my liege

Substance, the masochist Jester: it has been known to help many other royals my lord

drferox:

brightlotusmoon:

comixextra:

blastovkatamarinecromancy:

noegrets:

ferretteeth:

Pigeon attempts to court falcon

For all those in the notes - peregrine falcons hunt by dive-bombing their prey; this falcon however is currently stationary and cannot dive-bomb much of anything. In this moment, the pigeon is safe. The falcon however may not recover from the embarrassment.

I can’t tell if that’s a giant pigeon or a tiny falcon

Tiny falcon

The Bard: “I roll to seduce the dragon”

borkthemork:

siliquasquama:

tiktoksformyfriends:

Another example that humanity never really changed

dogiperson:

yes it’s nice

adhoption:

musicalhell:

beckyhop:

leghorn:

scoutsmoocrew:

THEY’RE NAMED GIRL NAMES BECAUSE YOU GET MILK FROM FEMALE DAIRY COWS

CHRIST, IT AIN’T THAT DEEP

Personally I would be happy to know my yogurt was coming from a place that cared enough about its livestock to not only give then names, but to properly credit them in the finished product.

Personally I would be happy to know my yoghurt wasn’t milked from a bull

bonyassfish:

if your support for Palestine can only exist by outright denying any connection jews have to the land, maybe you don’t actually support Palestine

if your support for Palestine can only exist by painting every single jewish person living in Israel as a bloodthirsty monster, maybe you don’t actually support Palestine

if your support for Palestine means pretending that Hamas hasn’t committed heinous acts against civilians, maybe you don’t actually support Palestine

if your support for Palestine is only based on some weird black-and-white idea of good guys and bad guys, maybe you don’t actually support Palestine

if your support for Palestine would go away if the US didn’t support Israel, maybe you don’t actually support Palestine

you should support Palestinians because they are victims of colonialism, displacement, and genocide. you should support Palestinians because they are human beings who deserve to live in safety, peace, and comfort in their own homes.

officialprydonchapter-deactivat:

Can you do something for me, please?

I want you to reblog this if you believe that two people can be very close and physically affectionate with one another, but still have a completely nonsexual, non-romantic relationship. 

Even if the two people in question are capable of being sexually or romantically attracted to one another. 

Because the friendship I share with someone I consider family in a way that transcends blood has been typecast as a romantic relationship ENTIRELY too many times, and I’m beginning to get sick of it. 

officialyoda-deactivated2024050:

officialyoda-deactivated2024050:

officialyoda-deactivated2024050:

officialyoda-deactivated2024050:

does anybody else remember that reality show where they gaslit a bunch of americans into thinking they were competing to marry prince harry but it was really just some guy

willgrahamscock:

make prev drink a potion

love potion (they’re now obsessed with you)

friend potion (you are now permanently bonded)

transform potion (prev is now a creature of your choosing)

health potion (prev is now healed of all ailments)

curse potion (prev now bears The Curse forever)

invisibility potion (the horrors can no longer find prev)

blood potion (prev is experiencing tooth pain and sun sensitivity)

evil potion (prev is now allowed to be evil, oh god what have you done)

strength potion (prev is no longer encumbered by small tasks)

size potion (prev can fit in your pocket, for safer and easier travels)

mysterious potion (what… was in this again?)

you accidentally spill all of them on prev (uhm prev is visibly… uh happy)

See Results

play potions with your followers, but watch out..

headspace-hotel:

literallymechanical:

kesslersymbolic:

evilscientist3:

evilscientist3:

Bitches love to be like “science sucks where are the eldritch horrors where is the knowledge thats maddening to know” that’s thermodynamics motherfucker. The first two world experts in thermodynamics (Ludwig Boltzmann and Paul Ehrenfest) both killed themselves because they had to do fucking thermodynamics

Oh you want to use abstract methodology poorly-understood by most to study something so alien to human existence it cannot be intuitively understood, then in doing so uncover a terrible truth that implies the unavoidable doom of all humanity? Nice going dingdong you just found out about entropy

“Ludwig Boltzmann, who spent much of his life studying statistical mechanics, died in 1906, by his own hand. Paul Ehrenfest, carrying on the work, died similarly in 1933. Now it is our turn to study statistical mechanics.”

States of Matter (1975) by David L. Goodstein

Via Wikipedia:

[Boltzman] is buried in the Viennese Zentralfriedhof. His tombstone bears the inscription of Boltzmann’s entropy formula:

S = k • log W

Having the formula for entropy — that fundamentally, all things must decay — inscribed on your tombstone is hauntingly poetic. Dang.

Consider, also: all of biology???