I FUCKING LOVE THE “LITTLE” “PALE” “GHOST” “WANDERER” “TRAVELLER” “THING” “FRIEND” KNIGHT
imagine thinking they’re the Real Pure Vessel and don’t have any thoughts or feelings about anything when You are the driving force behind them and you can splash friends and strangers in hot springs and knock skulls around like soccer balls and ring the stagbell a million times because heehoo noisy and juggle millibelle and sit next to lonely friends for comfort
AND THE THINGS YOU DON’T HAVE CONTROL OVER like the music going out of key when they’re unsure or confused or unsettled or hornosk being a thing or flinching away from loud noises or the “sit” prompts existing in the first place or “millibelle the thief” or “the old stag” or “a self-proclaimed knight, of no renown” or the fact that they’re on this quest in the first place to save their sibling even if they don’t even know it yet
this nameless character has literally always been about love and protection and saving their loved ones. literally ever since fucking hungry knight, of all things!!! this cute little character has ALWAYS been doing this! the most valuable charm they get their hands on is void heart, dammit!!!! they’ve got a lot of heart!!!!!!!!
never forget that ghost was canonically doing the exact same “wait hang on… uh… oh no. NO. NO NO NONONO” thought process during the trapped bench sequence. your dark rōnin is afraid of spiders
this is what i was just talking about actually, if The Miss France, the elected Woman Of The Year for the Entire State of France cannot perform woman correctly enough for the gender police then none of us can, the mild oppression of “short haircut causes international discussion” exists on the EXACT same axis as “trans people killed for existing” its the same exact machine at work
being so fr with you all we need to drastically accelerate anti-car propaganda.
we need to make it so clear to future generations that we no longer tolerate a world where you cannot conveniently go for a walk or get a coffee or get groceries without a car
maybe cain wldnt have killed abel if they had video games to healthily channel the violence between siblings. unfortunately back then the only smash brothers they had was smash brothers head in with a rock
The Procgen Mansion Generator
produces large three-dee dwellings to toy with your imagination,
offering various architectural styles and other options. Each mansion
even comes with floorplans:
btw the thing she couldn’t ignore was someone calling her out for saying anti-depressants/hormone therapy are only perscribed by lazy doctors
Update:
J.K. Rowling is apparently now filing a defamation lawsuit against someone who made fun of her for saying this, which means its time to spread this like wildfire!
Like, 35ish years ago, we had a long wooden hallway leading to the front door, and if I stood in the door talking to someone, the cat would try to get out, and I would bowl him down the hallway.
So one time, I had done this a couple of times, but the conversation got engaging enough that I wasn’t paying attention, and I heard a meow. And I looked, and the cat was there, in the doorway, with a front paw raised. He made eye contact with me, then very carefully set the front paw down precisely outside the threshold, continuing to watch me.
y'all missing the whole point of stardew valley. it’s supposed to be slow paced. you’re a farmer. crops do now grow instantly and you wont be making millions in a season. enjoy the fucking game, take your fucking time. take days off to just forage and talk to people. aren’t yall tired of the grind from real life??? do you want to experience burnout in a farming game too??????
listen. listen to me so carefully right now. (if you’re in the eclipse path/planning on viewing). please don’t stare directly at the sun tomorrow. i am begging you - do not stare at it. if you got eclipse glasses off of amazon/other, please put them on in your house and make sure you can’t see anything; if you can still see like regular sun glasses, they are not safe for eclipse viewing, you will burn your retinas, and we cannot fix that. eclipse glasses should be iso/ce certified, and aas (american astronomical society) approved. please make smart choices and protect your eyes. please.
a five year old note among my 1588 saved notes that just reads: four-dimensional salmon
OH WAIT I REMEMBER WHAT THAT MEANT
a higher-dimensional creature whose life cycle involves ‘swimming upstream’ backwards through time from the end of the universe to their spawning site at the birth of the universe
my biggest red flag is that im a lesbian who likes boobs and whenever im watching a show with obvious fanservice and all the girls have their massive tits hanging out of their bras being held together by string, my first reaction isnt to go “god im so tired of all this oversexualization of women”. i go WOOOOO BOOBIES !!!!!!!!!
^ me whenever i go crazy about a female character with massive tits
adults are always talking about how “kids will do anything to get out of school” and okay, first of all that’s not true, but I think we really need to ask why that idea holds so much sway.
children’s brains are hard-wired to take in new information and acquire new skills. consider, for a moment, just how thoroughly our society had to fuck up the concept of education for it to be a normal thing to assume kids are universally desperate to avoid learning.
couple things here:
multiple things can actually be bad at the same time
I’m 32
couple more things:
Little kids really aren’t equipped to work full time without damaging their physical, mental, and emotional development and health, and when you play the “but adults work all day!” card you sound like a nineteenth century textile baron.
Highschoolers can easily be “working” 40+ hours a week, between school, homework, and extracurriculars and/or part-time work, and still hear this smug “:/ wait til you get to the real world sweaty” rhetoric all the time.
The original claim here wasn’t even “school is too hard,” it was “school is failing to perform its most basic function,” which is different.
from an adult point of view:
- When my work day is done, it’s done. I don’t need to spend hours each night to study or do homework.
- I don’t have tests and exams.
- I MAKE MONEY.
Sometimes I’ll be at home and start freaking out that I haven’t done any homework yet before I realize “Wait I’m 30.”
Or I’ll be asleep dreaming that I’m at school but suddenly realize at the end of the semester that I’ve missed all my classes and don’t know what’s going on
School/homework has to be a stressful thing if it gives people anxiety and nightmares over a decade after graduation.
On a serious note: I agree with all of this.
On another note “you sound like a 19th century textile baron” is my new fave insult.
Sometimes I have school revenge dreams, I have autism so I was treated unfairly during my time at school and on occasion I have dreams where someone treats me unfairly and I respond by beating the shit out of them with furniture
Too many I know, give more than asked and run themselves ragged.
I know you want to be good and kind to others and show your skills. But please don’t. It just leads to more work because people think you can handle it, or uses you. If you can perform 100% of what is asked with 70% of your energy, do that and save the 30% for yourself.
Honestly the best part of being a barista was charging cops for their drinks. They’re so used to getting free shit so it was SOOOOO good for them to pull up to the window and for me to be like “$6.47 :)” and them to make this whole elaborate display of slowly pulling their wallet out and handing their card over bc they weren’t expecting to pay. I’d charge you double if I could, oink oink bitch
reading this deposition that just got dropped where someone sued musk and ohhhh my god it is this funniest thing ever . i can see why his lawyer tried to keep this confidential . they’re both maybe the biggest idiots . this is like ace attorney
I had to mentally send myself a reaction image the other day. I ran up the stairs on all fours, said to myself “i’m such a locationpilled scampercel” and then perfectly envisioned this image
btw the thing she couldn’t ignore was someone calling her out for saying anti-depressants/hormone therapy are only perscribed by lazy doctors
Update:
J.K. Rowling is apparently now filing a defamation lawsuit against someone who made fun of her for saying this, which means its time to spread this like wildfire!
y'all missing the whole point of stardew valley. it’s supposed to be slow paced. you’re a farmer. crops do now grow instantly and you wont be making millions in a season. enjoy the fucking game, take your fucking time. take days off to just forage and talk to people. aren’t yall tired of the grind from real life??? do you want to experience burnout in a farming game too??????
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