April 2024

nerdygaymormon:

tlirsgender:

tlirsgender:

Those questions that are like “is it cheating? 🤔 is it cheating in a box? Is it cheating wearing socks?” get me cause it really makes it clear how a lot of people just aren’t communicating their personal boundaries & betting on some universal truth of what’s right and wrong. And then like 90% of people acting like that are deeply insecure so you end up with those people who are like “is it morally okay if you even fucking look at another person or should I kill them”

I think it’s possible to be healthily monogamous but a lot of you are fucking weird about it. I myself am not even interested in dating right now I’m just watching all of this with opera glasses. Call me crazy but I think the reason cheating is bad is because it’s a breach of trust & the terms you already agreed on for your relationship & not like. Because you’re each other’s property. Maybe try talking to each other idk

royalhans:

spadefish:

Honestly the best part of being a barista was charging cops for their drinks. They’re so used to getting free shit so it was SOOOOO good for them to pull up to the window and for me to be like “$6.47 :)” and them to make this whole elaborate display of slowly pulling their wallet out and handing their card over bc they weren’t expecting to pay. I’d charge you double if I could, oink oink bitch

how could you leave this in the tags

cassierobinsons:

cassierobinsons:

cassierobinsons:

it’s important to me that people know the original “he would not fucking say that” was in response to a tiktok where someone said eric cartman would thank you for asking for his pronouns. Like it just doesn’t hit the same without context.

everytime someone uses “he would not fucking say that” for something he would absolutely fucking say given slightly different circumstances or has already fucking said i immediately become indignant cause you can’t waste a joke like this on mild characterisation nitpicks. sorry. it has to be on par with Any Pronouns Cartman.

What's your jacking off technique

thickness-protection-program:

minotaurfemme:

thickness-protection-program:

get cropped idiot

Did you just circumcise my post??

nothingenoughao3:

pintsofguinnesmakeyoustrong:

today I met an autistic transmasc dude who had a special interest in evil mad scientists, and he had NEVER seen reanimator. he hadn’t even heard of it. couldn’t believe my ears. like brother this film was made specifically for you i think

Every time I hear of something as delightful as this, I think of this comic

quietus-system:

its-just-hyper:

zegalba:

John Galliano Spring/Summer 2003

@saint-official

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH I LOVE IT

captainbradmarchand-deactivated:

not now kitten, daddy’s doing critical damage to their Spotify statistics.

90-ghost:

Just hours before the start of Eid al-Fitr celebrations, while children anxiously awaited the morning festivities, the Israeli army massacred the Abu Yousef family in the Nuseirat central Gaza Strip , resulting in the killing of at least 13 civilians most of them children.

lemonbarista:

who/what is your current phone background

A photo of just you

A photo of someone you know (partners, friends, family, etc.)

A photo of you with someone else (can be any number of other people)

A photo of someone you DON’T know (e.g. a celebrity, a historical figure)

A photo of a pet/animal

A photo that is NOT of a person/animal

A photo/fanart/screenshot of a fictional character

A piece of artwork (NOT including art of a fictional character)

A quote or saying

A meme

I never changed it/default phone background

Something else?

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gogoakechi:

a-mimic-and-a-jester:

miggylol:

What do you think your followers associate the MOST with you?

A general fandom interest (reblogs, excitement, reactions, etc.)

Meta fandom contributions (rec lists, meta posts, running events, etc.)

Creative output, mostly tied to a certain fandom

Creative output, NOT necessarily tied to a fandom

A cause you care about: social, medical, environmental, political, etc.

The city/region/country where you live

Particulars about your personal life

Your pets

Non-fandom activities that you enjoy, such as cooking, thrifting, etc.

Aesthetics you enjoy

General commentary and/or humor

Something else (in the tags)

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mwe heh heh

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calebwittebane:

calebwittebane:

i love it when people trap the warden in minecraft by making a moving piston that makes noise so the warden just quietly stares at it. ipad baby

his touy

siley-the-wizard:

switchelsweets:

themythicalcodfish:

pikestaff:

“Stop saying 15 year olds with weird interests are cringe, they’re 15” this is true however you should also stop saying adults with weird interests are cringe because who gives a shit

To wit:

I want to share some wisdom from my high school art teacher.

In my AP Art class, there was a girl who was just starting to experiment with mixed media. At this point she was still playing around, trying to decide what direction she wanted to go with her portfolio. So one critique day, she brought in an abstract canvas with some rhinestone highlights and painted and real peacock feathers. She loved sparkles and peacock feathers so she thought she’d try introducing them a *little*. And after everyone had given some input, the teacher gave her his advice, VERY roughly paraphrased here:

“So here’s the thing… I do not like this style. These are just elements that do not speak to me personally, but I see that you like them, and you’re doing interesting things with them.

“My biggest critique is, I only merely *dislike* this piece. I want you to make me HATE it. Go crazy with the things that you like. Don’t hold back trying to make it palatable to people like me. Because I am NEVER going to like it. And if the audience does not like it, it should drive them crazy seeing how much YOU love it.”

Her portfolio was chock full of neon colors and glitter and rhinestones and splashes of peacock feathers and it was a delight. Our teacher despised every piece lol, but she got great marks and I think even won some awards. And more importantly, she was happy and proud of the results. Because she didn’t limit herself by trying to appeal to people who were never going to enjoy what she enjoyed.

Takeaway here: be as cringe as you want. Don’t limit yourself based on other ppl’s tastes. They’re not you, and you are incredible 💕

Be cringe everyone!

i just love your blog so so much thank you for sharing these wonderful little creachures i cant believe im on the same planet at the same time as these little creachures

herpsandbirds:


Why thank you kumquat. Here is a special little friend for you…

Eastern Newt (Notophthalmus viridescens), family Salamandridae, Indiana, USA

photograph by Johnathan Willis

daincrediblegg:

no you know what I’m going to scream about the stuff I talked about in the tags of this post publicly

I’m tired of the well-meaning “don’t feel bad if your work only gets 20 notes your genius is what counts and do it for you!” bullshit. I’ve had a good handful of friends who have straight up DEACTIVATED in recent months because their work was not getting reblogged AT ALL. No, it wasn’t from lack of not being well-liked, no it wasn’t from lack of trying to make sure it was getting out there to the people they knew would engage with it. It was because no matter how much they were praised privately for their work, when push came to shove, absolutely NOBODY reblogged it and gave it the audience that it was due, and I’m tired of people shoving the “unsung genius” narrative as an excuse for it. Nothing excuses that. And the boop event really proved that.

because I know given the opportunity, indiscriminately pressing a button (sometimes 10 thousand times, as I did) is not beyond this website’s capability. y'all loved doing that. and look at what it wrought. nothing but love and affection and happiness. just from a couple of quick clicks of a little paw button. sure. nobody knew who you booped but the other person (which is how likes used to work on this website, btw). there was an element of anonymity to it. but that is kind of the core of this website that no other social media platform still has: the ability to be anonymous. and hyper-curating a blog on here like you might on twitter or instagram to project an image is simply not viable. and hey. you wanna know a secret: literally nobody cares what you post or whether it goes with the “theme” of your blog or not. yeah. I know. CRAZY concept in this day and age. but literally. I myself have reblogged things that have had nothing to do with whatever I am currently fixated by and you know what happened to my follower count? not a damn thing. in fact, I actively try to reblog things specifically BECAUSE it’s my friends who made them (even though I’m not always good at KEEPING UP WITH HOW MUCH THEY POST @prismatica-the-strange will NEVER GO UNRECOGNIZED by me).

And you know what fucking sucks? I have to deal with this too. surprise right? you ever wonder why I reblog fics or art I post like 20 times the day that I post them? do you ever wonder why I ask about tag lists and beg for asks all the time? IT’S BECAUSE EVEN I GET LIKE. 5 LIKES ON THE THINGS I POST. AND THE REST OF THE REBLOGS ARE MINE SO I CAN MAKE SURE THAT PEOPLE WHO WANT TO SEE WHAT I MAKE GET TO SEE IT. and I say that knowing that I’m certainly not an unpopular blog, or an unpopular writer. I know that people love the stories that I create. Hell, half of the people that I’ve talked to about lady terror have told me that they consider her to be canon (AND EVEN SOME!! THOUGHT SHE WAS!!! WITHOUT EVEN HAVING WATCHED THE SHOW! WHICH IS STILL SO SO WILD TO ME!!!) But especially in the last 4 years (which really dates this phenomenon), my posts, no matter how well received they’ve been amongst people I’ve talked to about them directly, I still go into the notes and at least half (often more than half) are MY reblogs to make sure people saw what I posted. and it happens every single time, and I can’t tell you how much it crushes me considering that it used to be that I would be able to post it only once, and people would reblog it sometimes even HUNDREDS of times.

It’s not about popularity. it never has been. it’s not about anxiety. or shifting website cultures. even if you lurk, the simple fact is, that if you want people to keep making what you love. you have to reblog. your theme won’t suffer because you reblogged a fanfiction that you really admire. your posting won’t be ruined because you reblogged some fanart from someone in a different fandom. really. I promise. and if people do unfollow you for that? who needs em. followers come and go but you should NEVER have to cater to them. on this website it has ALWAYS been the other way around. lean into it. make it yours. put stuff you ACTUALLY WANT to be seen and that you love and appreciate on your blog. no matter how old it is, how new it is, no matter how niche or off-theme it is.

so please. if you really want to show your appreciation for someone’s work? you reblog. it’s really as easy as that. check the tags. add some when you reblog if you like. but please for the love of god reblog. it’s as easy as booping and even more rewarding for the people who you reblog from. if you want to let someone know that their work is genius and appreciate it? show it. reblog. then DM them if you’re too nervous to say what you want to say but not in a public forum. but for christ’s sake. REBLOG.

Okay so if I want to become a cat like you

What do I need to do??

anton-exe:

lukadjo:

anton-exe:

I AM NYOT A CAT

Oh I get it! We’re practicing!

So the first step is lying about not being a cat?

NYUH UH

Alright kitty, if you don’t want to help me, then I’m going to find out myself!

See you when I become a cat! (Like you)

omagpies:


:> other bird comics about tumblr posts are on my blog under #omagpies

original post by @cauchys-special-boy here:

offair:

*Draws Apollo v1 having friends && being happy.*

twodotsknowwhy:

iyagadu:

sonypraystation:

kathy with the scorching tea

Hey I’m abt to talk abt religious child abuse so if you’re not up for that keep scrolling

Not to be That Guy ™ yet again but the tag “trainupachild” is a reference to a fundamentalist Christian parenting book that basically recommends beating your child for basically everything and has resulted in child death.

That kid isn’t doing that bc he’s just organically come about this great love for god—he’s doing that because literally dramatic displays of “grace”, ESPECIALLY PUBLICLY in ways that can bring their guardians praise, is one of the few things that will give him a positive response from his guardians

like I get it—we wanna dunk on the mom for being obnoxious, but knowing exactly what that tag means has me absolutely nauseous

Train Up A Child advises parents to use plastic tubes to beat them with because they are less likely to leave marks that might lead to CPS calls. It also says belts and branches are good for places that can’t be seen but does caution to use a “willowy” branch if the child is under the age of one.

Yes, they advocate for hitting infants with sticks

baddywronglegs:

tiktoksijustthinkareneat:

The timing for the TikTok jingle at the end did it for me

ohmsservice:

When you engage in discourse denial of the treatment of trans people in Hitler’s Germany and lose George Takei.

transgenderpolls:

If you’re not binary but not nonbinary either, why is that?

i’m not binary, and the nonbinary label still feels too related to the binary

i’m definitely not nonbinary but i feel disingenuous saying i’m binary

both “binary” and “nonbinary” have preconceived notions that i just don’t fit

technically i’m both, which means i’m also not one or the other

i just evade definition

other

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Okay so if I want to become a cat like you

What do I need to do??

anton-exe:

I AM NYOT A CAT

Oh I get it! We’re practicing!

So the first step is lying about not being a cat?

wizardchicken:

mclennonyaoi:

mclennonyaoi:

mclennonyaoi:

mclennonyaoi:

mclennonyaoi:

mclennonyaoi:

reading this deposition that just got dropped where someone sued musk and ohhhh my god it is this funniest thing ever . i can see why his lawyer tried to keep this confidential . they’re both maybe the biggest idiots . this is like ace attorney

PLEASE read this

bankston is my HERO he’s tearing these people apart

talisidekick:

Unfriendly reminder that while you’re busy mourning the loss of your childs old gender, claiming you need to mourn the death of your son/daughter, there’s a group of boys/girls/enbies scrambling to take your kid clothes shopping, snatching up the chance to take those “first” experiences from you forever. Your sons first fishing trip is gonna be with his best bros, your daughters first makeover is going to be with her girl friends, your kids first camping trip out as themselves is gonna be with the besties. Good luck getting those bonding experiences back. While you’re busy trying to guilt-trip your kid with your weird manufactured parental trauma, there’s a whole community ready to take your place as the better family.

Your loss, someone elses gain.

apocyan-bathed:

shiyorin:

Two moods

this is very much characteristic of a subset of autistic traits that some have and others dont, and some non-autistics have: its called Pervasive Drive for Autonomy (PDA), and basically means that it’s very hard to follow directions if you don’t see the purpose behind them, its mostly seen in children, since children are so tightly controlled without a reasonable purpose.

inkloom:

transmisogynistic:

Peer reviewed tags from Misterghostfrog

npdsalad:

npdsalad:

“i draw fat people!” and then it’s a skinny person with maybe 2 extra pounds on their stomach and thicker thighs and nothing else. Actually get out of my fucking house. I’ll kill us both

sorry i started thinking about an artblog i used to follow who started bragging about drawing fat people and when they got an anon that essentially boiled down to “where?” they pointed to 2 of their posts and it was literally just this and it still makes me so angry. Please actually stop talking forever. You’ve lost the right. You’re going away

genderkoolaid:

artarchangel333:

THEYRE GONNA PUSH KOSA THROUGH SENATE APRIL 8TH


EVERYTHING IS IN THE HOUSE’S HANDS

BOTH BIDEN AND SENATE SUPPORT THIS BILL

Please call/email/fax your house reps and tell them to say no to this bill.

PLEASE CALL THEM TOMORROW CUZ MONDAY IS THE DAY WHEN THE SENATE IS WORKING

You can use Resistbot to send emails, or faxes/physical letters if you spend money:

The Stop KOSA website also has a form you can fill out to send letters, and will help you call people:

5Calls will give you the relevant phone numbers, a script, and other information:

(From their Getting Started page, for people who hate phone calls: “Calling on evenings and weekends with the intent of leaving a voicemail is still a great way to make your voice heard. Congressional offices are usually open during normal business hours in their local time zone.”)

aropride:

aropride:

aropride:

my professor just emailed about class on monday… girl the SUN from the SKY is DISAPPEARING. my ass is NOT going to be in class

THE SUN FROM THE SKY. IS GOING AWAY. and you want me to GO TO CLASS???

@felipe-kuso well nasa is firing rockets at it so it’s possible (/joking abt the explosion part but serious about the rockets)

yourtongzhihazel:

yourtongzhihazel:

iberiancadre:

what do you guys think the relationship between NASA and the US military is

Its so fucking funny when usamericans criticize the Soviet space program for being “too connected with the military” as if NASA didn’t have 16 arms in every single MIC corporation and the military like the whole reason the space shuttle BECAME that big was because the military REALLY wanted something that could capture and deploy satellites.

for some extra laughs, because the usa was absolutely MALDING after Yuri Gagarin became the first man in space, guess what fucking motto they used for their guy.

the first free man in space

oh look who it is on the bottom of this propaganda poster!

mc-fucking-donnell douglas

lindleart:

lindleland:

I love that this would immediately be contradicted by the very next generation

this simpsons meme shitpost refused to leave my head until i drew it

gay-jesus-probably:

sabrinawinslow:

pacmantrinity:

identificat:

spar-kie:

wrexingdrew:

regbian:

clownings:

worldsworstfather:

the funniest character headcanons are feral, homophobic and tax evader i dont accept constructive criticism and you cant change my mind

hates the irish, fucks to survive, war criminal

alignment chart

she does not FUCK

can you believe this website is free

the-haiku-bot:

vsemily:

vsemily:

vsemily:

dont play defense

Terfs want my gender-affirming lasers so bad that they stole my art

Happy trans day of visibility to this 2-year-old post lol

Happy trans day of

visibility to this

2-year-old post lol

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

that-house:

that-house:

I had to mentally send myself a reaction image the other day. I ran up the stairs on all fours, said to myself “i’m such a locationpilled scampercel” and then perfectly envisioned this image

please i’ve already hurt so much

z0v:

I was walking around the neighborhood one day and suddenly came across this tree with a branch the formed a spiral

nougatto:

durnesque-esque:

afeelgoodblog:

Fantastic idea

Article about it here. 

what’s important to note and missing from the “headline” tweet is that they simultaneously constructed additional good public transit to the public transit already in the city (bus rapid transit, train stations). Just removing highway alone isn’t going to make traffic better, the bigger part of the story is that they improved public transportation. And the current mayor wants to do more - cyclist lanes and reinstate a tram system

villainessbian:

duncebento:

duncebento:

this site is so funny you sound evil

that is my emotional support physical abuse

guiltycrunch:

anexperimentallife:

charlesoberonn:

reginaldqueribundus:

tangent101:

scienceraccoon:

diaryofandnwoman:

Welcome to the Protestant Work Ethic where if you are not working for 16 hours a day you are a Sinner that will Burn In Hell. Unless of course you are rich in which case you are Blessed by God and can go to Heaven without lifting a finger.

heard a story on a podcast that some Christian missionaries showed these rural Cambodian farmers how to double their crop yields. the missionaries came back a year later and were surprised the Cambodians had grown basically the same amount of crops but the farmers were like “yeah this is great, we got everything we need for the year and only had to do half as much work”

and if that doesn’t tell you everything you need to know about the current North American work environment I don’t know what will

tyrantisterror:

bcomic-blog:

tyrantisterror:

The core appeal of Willy Wonka is that he’s a nigh-omnipotent maniac who uses his near limitless powers over reality to trick shitty people into killing themselves. You can’t make him the protagonist of a whimsical coming of age tale - you have to treat him like Jason Voorhees, or Dracula, or any other horror icon. Give him some new victims and new interesting kills and set him loose, that’s all audiences want.

I feel like I watched a somewhat different movie…

thefloralmenace:

I was recently informed by a science professor I know that journals do not publish papers that don’t yield interesting results, and while I understand that journals would rather publish your paper on how you cured cancer than all the things you tried that didn’t, I am ENRAGED by this idea.

If you don’t publish the experiments that didn’t yield interesting results, people are going to waste time repeating them because when they look in the database and see nothing published on them, they’re going to assume the experiment hasn’t been done???

And then my professor told me that scientists just “assume that if the experiment would be relatively easy to set up, but there’s nothing published on it, that means someone has already done it with no significant results.” WHAT? That means we could be assuming that important experiments have been done just because they seem to be too easy???

Not to mention that this also encourages people to fudge results towards significance for career advancement because no one wants to spend YEARS on a project they don’t get any credit for.

This convention of the culture is DELAYING scientific progress, I guarantee it. Please let me be financially successful enough that I can start my own journal for publishing experiments with no significant results. I AM ANGRY AT THIS INEFFICIENCY.

cupsofjade-deactivated20250509:

teathattast:

pikachu-deluxe:

you, reading this. you’re a creature now. reblog to creature your followers

get creatured idiot

oh thank fuck i thought i was never gonna get creatured

redfagdiver:

(if you don’t know the character just go off of vibes)

Could your profile pic defeat Prev’s profile pic in a fight?

Yes

No

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msburgundy:

msburgundy:

the downside to harassing a cat constantly is that you run out of ways to bother them. so sure she’s “well socialized” but how am i supposed to get revenge when she is being SO so annoying?

she enjoys this. what is left?

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its-just-hyper:

tomatomagica:

[x]

@anton-exe

thisurlwasnttakenbutnowitis:

thisurlwasnttakenbutnowitis:

pillothestarplestian:

bucketfillingtime:

thisurlwasnttakenbutnowitis:

beeseverywhere:

mr-radical:

gaypornsword:

adios-toreadorable:

elmo666:

remember when spongebob used to sometimes have actual people be in the cartoon and it was always extremely bad acting or really weird like why though

DAVID HASSELHOFF

those were the fucking funniest parts

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the greats hung about this is all of those people is spongebobs voice actor

Everyone on this post is deactivated. Jeez.

I’m right here y'know

Hey what