False, the 26th president was East Virginia native B. J. “Swiffer” Johnson, born and raised (by wolves) in the beautiful state capital of Virginapolis, best known for inventing the belt buckles, keeping a pet alligator named “Swiffer Jr.”, and his pioneering contributions to racism against the Irish
i feel like a lot of the ‘i hate kids’ crowd would be more tolerant if they understood that due to a kid’s limited experience of the world that 4 hour flight might just be the longest they’ve ever had to sit still for or that trapped finger might literally be the most pain they’ve ever felt in their short life or they might not have ever seen a person with pink hair ever so of course they want to touch it or nobody’s told them yet that they can’t run around the museum and they only just learned cheetahs are the fastest animals so of course they want to put that to the test. how were they supposed to know etc etc.
some of you in the notes.. i would say read the room but you didn’t even read. the post
prev im peer-reviewing your tags bc theyre imporatnt
as someone who has hacked a ton of games: yes this is how they are.
Games that have shipped are full of terrible hacks. often they’re marked as such! if you’ve got comments, you’ll often see shit like “// fix this before we ship” and the game shipped 20 years ago, and the hack is still there.
It’s gotten slightly better since the 90s? We used to have to hack around basic missing pieces of the game engine. Like, Duke Nukem 3D has a lie in the first screen you see:
You see the little shadow around that roof bit in the middle?
This engine doesn’t support world shadows. There’s engine support for shadows under enemies, yes, but not on the world. Duke3D came out in January 1996, and Quake was high anticipated and only a few months away, and guess what? it supported world shadows! It had a whole lighting engine!
See? World shadows! The torch on the way leaves a shadow under it, and that column casts a shadow, and Duke Nukem 3D’s BUILD engine supports zero of that. So… why is there a shadow there?
If you open the level in the editor, you’ll find that the shadow is defined as a sector. You see, the engine DOES allow you to manually set the brightness level for floors/ceilings.
So they just made the level designers manually put shadows in. For every bit of the world that should have a shadow, manually draw a sector the shape of the shadow, then darken it a few shades. There you go, shadows. Did this take a massive amount of work? Probably! but it meant they looked like they had a feature they didn’t.
Railroad Tycoon saves games by taking a screenshot of the map. Commander Keen scrolls the screen by redrawing the edges of items and then actually redrawing it every 8 pixels. Wolfenstein 3D figures out when two columns of the screen next to each other have the same colors and draws them at the same time, because it was faster on these ancient video cards. 3D Movie Maker has “full 3D backgrounds” that are actually just a flat picture, but they appear 3D because they also do some trickery with a depth-buffer. Half-Life has a tram with a door that can open, something the Gold-Src engine can’t do, by having two copies of the tram level (one with a door and one with a tram) and having a loading point after the tram stops moving.
Games are always hacks at some level. They always have been! They probably always will be.
We only know about these hacks because they’re in games that shipped. The beautiful hack-free games that are architecturally pure in their design? They probably never got finished.
So yeah. Don’t be afraid to fake what you can’t do in your creative endeavors. Chances are, no one will ever notice, and the few weirdos who do (like me) will think you’re a genius for doing it.
“No one came to Google to work on offensive military technology”
- Vidana Abdel Khalek wrote in her mail resigning from Google on March 25 addressing to company leaders, including CEO Sundar Pichai, announcing her decision to quit in protest over Project Nimbus.
One detail I’ve always really liked in dunmeshi’s worldbuilding is the difference in life expectancies among races. I don’t mean the different rates at which they age but specifically how long they live from the point of view of their own group. For example, dwarfs are directly stated to age 2.5x slower than a tall-man, but where tall-men’s life expectancy is only about 60, for a dwarf it would be about 200 (equivalent to 80).
At first this stood out as odd to me but it makes sense when you look up the average lifespan for every race. In general, the short-lived races all have a smaller age of maturity to life expectancy ratio than all the long-lived ones.
I really love this discrepancy because the implication here is that long-lived races not only have longer lifespans due to aging slower, but they also just live longer generally due to a better quality of life, as they have taken the most fertile and livable lands to themselves, resulting in less conflicts over resources and faster technological developments.
Ultimately how long you live isn’t just a fantastical element of the setting, but a political one as well.
the secret to being a cool adult is to wear things that your younger self wanted to wear but couldn’t and to do things that your younger self wanted to do but couldnt
This is the kind of thing I’m talking about when I say that being an adult is better than being a teenager.
Like reality isn’t fun, no, and I don’t like responsibilities, but no one can tell me I can’t dress someway, eat something or do anything. I can do anywhere and do anything situational factors not withstanding.
I don’t play gacha games, but I’m in online spaces which are adjacent to gacha fandoms, so every so often I’ll pop open my notifications and see a thread where the comments are like “ooh, step on me, daddy”, and the post to which those comments pertain is a drawing of a waifish anime boy being manhandled by a second waifish anime boy.
Bringing up my Tumblr dash and seeing somebody doing the “mommy? sorry – mommy? sorry – mommy?” meme in response to a picture of a dewy-eyed teenage girl who is, for no clear reason, wearing the parade uniform of the French 4th Hussar Regiment circa 1875.
and that girl’s name? Charles Cousin-Montauban, Comte de Palikao
I seem to have accidentally wasted my lunch break on a quick Charles Cousin-Montaubaun-chan, so might as well post her.
She was a calvary officer, so she gets to have a riding crop.
Any similarity to any gacha character or persons, living or dead (with the exception of Charles Cousin-Montauban) is purely coincidental.
What this implies given that information is that they may not be equipped to fail that gracefully, meaning that otherwise salvageable situations are lacking the proper failsafes. Like, do they mean the plane just sinks to the ground faster rather than gliding?
my mom, dead in the middle of a conversation, slams on the breaks in the middle of a country road so she can pull over and take a picture of all these cows running for cover from the rain and adsfkjlfkdjg and thi dskfjfgj
rthis is the only picutre she took sfdkjlfgddfs MOM this almost literally could not be worse fdkjfjkdf i love you so much
she also took a pictuer of a bluejay
and believe it or not, a squirrel
mom vs the focus on her expensive camera vs her bad eyesight
ok i swear this is the last one but please look at this bluejay
These photos are artistically bad.
Like, the arrangement is nice and the composition pleasing to look at, which is just, so fucking funny because what is ostensibly the subject if each is so poorly framed.
OP, are you entirely sure your mother is just bad at photography and is not, in fact, actually a fucking comedic and photographical genius?
I want to play a soulslike where the horny undercurrent of the bosses’ elaborate instant kill attacks gets less and less plausibly deniable as the game goes on. Like, in the opening hours there might be a boss who turns you to stone with lurid panning closeups of your character’s expression of frozen horror or whatever, and then by the 50% mark you’re running into fights with shit like a thirty-second cutscene where the boss inflates you big and round. It’s critical that it never actually tips over into outright porn, so that I can play dumb and act like the people who’ve picked up on the horny vibe are reading too much into it.
The best thing about this post is all the folks in the notes who clearly think that deniably fetishy instant kill animations are something I’m proposing should be added to soulslikes, rather than something that’s already broadly present in the genre.
I think it’s incredibly fucked how capitalism discourages learning for learning’s sake. People will have interests they’ve spent years researching then say it’s “useless knowledge” bc it didn’t go towards a college degree and isn’t part of their job. Learning is never useless! Your brain is growing and developing throughout your whole life! People would never have epiphanies or sudden lightening strikes of creativity if they weren’t learning new things! That goes double for topics like science, politics, and history, which inform your understanding of the world you live in!
Y'all, the world is sleeping on what NASA just pulled off with Voyager 1
The probe has been sending gibberish science data back to Earth, and scientists feared it was just the probe finally dying. You know, after working for 50 GODDAMN YEARS and LEAVING THE GODDAMN SOLAR SYSTEM and STILL CHURNING OUT GODDAMN DATA.
So they analyzed the gibberish and realized that in it was a total readout of EVERYTHING ON THE PROBE. Data, the programming, hardware specs and status, everything. They realized that one of the chips was malfunctioning.
So what do you do when your probe is 22 Billion km away and needs a fix? Why, you just REPROGRAM THAT ENTIRE GODDAMN THING. Told it to avoid the bad chip, store the data elsewhere.
Sent the new code on April 18th. Got a response on April 20th - yeah, it’s so far away that it took that long just to transmit.
And the probe is working again.
From a programmer’s perspective, that may be the most fucking impressive thing I have ever heard.
you would think that you would try exciting and risky new building designs on small concept projects and use tried and tested ideas for your big expensive projects, but it seems to work out the other way around as people are sensitive with budget for small projects and end up accepting massive cost overruns on large projects so you might as well throw in all your wildest dream fantasies of engineering craziness.
Elon Musk bought the company. He has nothing to do with the development. #CosplayEngineer
No. I will not have you do this.
Dr. Nikola Tesla did not sign bad contracts. He signed an excellent contract with Westinghouse to bring AC power to America. Westinghouse was the big competitor against Edison Electric, which ran DC power. Thomas Edison was a massive prick and Edison Electric went around doing its best to convince everyone that AC power was dangerous, most infamously by electrocuting an elephant to death and developing the first execution-style electric chair using AC power. All of this cemented in the mind of the public that AC power was dangerous and deadly, while DC power was somehow safer.
By 1890, Westinghouse was in trouble. George Westinghouse went to Tesla and laid out the truth: if he honored the royalty contracts that he’d agreed to pay Tesla, he would go bankrupt. So Tesla tore up the contracts. He walked away from millions, maybe billions of dollars because he believed that wireless electricity should be free to the world. Westinghouse went on to bring AC power to homes across America.
Tesla wasn’t a bad businessman. He was an idealist who hated capitalism.
absolutely losing my mind that a bunch of nimby assholes spent $500k to build a sandcastle that was promptly wiped away
ted i really could not disagree more this is far from catastrophic. i am ensconced.
literally selling sand to people who live on the beach. some people’s hustle and grift game cannot be overstated. world class shit right here
i love tumblr but i hate that we have been conditioned to think you can’t add some of the most insightful shit you’ve ever seen to absolute shitposts. please by all means reblog my posts with this kind of context because it’s so important. excellent points here.
i just wanna thank all the gif makers on here. y'all really keep this site alive and we don’t freaking deserve you. thank you for all your hard work. tumblr is nothing without you.
Ahmad Abdel Rahman says if bakeries had not re-opened their doors, many Palestinians would have been on the verge of losing their families to hunger. “We lived through difficult days, and no one looked at us. We were dying every day from starvation, from bombing, and from running behind the aid parachutes that the planes dropped over us. Aid was dropped from the aircraft into the sea,” he explained. “If we wanted to get food for our families, we had to go to the mouth of death, to the sea, to pick up the aid that fell there.”
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“I hid from my children because of their constant insistence and requests for food. I used to tell them that I was going out to bring them food, but I would go to the house of one of my brothers and spend hours there until I was sure that my wife was able to force the children to go to sleep hungry and when they slept, my wife would send for me to come home. I slept beside them, hungry like them, trying to swallow my tears,” Ahmad recalled.
“unalive” should just mean the opposite of undead. if undead means a dead thing thats alive, unalive shuld mean an alive things thats dead. no i dont have any examples. ☝️yet
retail employees
Computers that still work but have become totally obsolete
Today on Donuts and Dogs we encountered a large dog with a muzzle in a group with a few other dogs on the trail. I didn’t initiate anything but the dog came up and rubbed so aggressively affectionately on us that we had to pet him.
I offered that I’ve seen dogs muzzled to prevent them eating rocks as a roundabout question. His mom sighed and said he has to wear it because otherwise he eats marijuana.
Where is this dog finding marijuana on the trail though?
Cannabis Canine
It’s legal in my state and it’s heavily wooded here. People fucking love getting high in nature. I can only imagine there’s marijuana for days on all the local trails. Certainly enough to justify muzzling her dog on the regular.
I’m having a meltdown. When I was 9 years old I read an article in a magazine called Backyard Adventures about how this antelope, the saiga, was on the verge of extinction. I enlisted the help of my best friend and launched a fundraising campaign called Save the Saigas. We sold lemonade, had bake sales, sold belongings, yelled at strangers as they passed in their cars. Our parents were able to match the money we made. Our school helped. It wasn’t much, it didn’t save them, but it helped the organization at least a little bit.
Y’all. The saigas have been saved. A little piece of my passionate child heart that has seemed hopelessly lost and endlessly disappointed for a long time feels so soothed. Maybe it’s not all hopeless. Maybe our efforts aren’t a complete waste. Maybe we keep trying and actually hope for the best.