michaels-reality:

something people don’t utilize in character design enough is the the teeth. And i’m not talking about vampire fangs or monster teeth, but more about crooked teeth, chipped teeth, missing teeth, yellow teeth, retainers, braces, teeth jewels, grills and stuff of the like. not everyone has a perfect array of teeth

catchymemes:

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colourpickingpride:

blender-pixelize:

pointed-achievements:

residentrain-deactivated2024040:

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a1exkra1ie:

colortracker:

a1exkra1ie:

I’m being TORTURED by a gimmick blog

Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Purple, Pink, Gray

[7/8]

LORD HELP ME

Check for understanding:

1. What is a gimmick blog?
2. What does OP mean when they say they are being “TORTURED by a gimmick blog?”
3. What is colortracker? What do they do?
4. Why does OP respond the way they do to colortracker’s addition?

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One real 8!

101/8

1262.5% of an 8!

shakespeare-official-reblogs:

india-official:

dukeofbookingham:

sandersstudies:

all-my-fandoms-are-killing-me:

sandersstudies:

fainsworld:

pleaseletthisjimbetaken:

sandersstudies:

samsjammaam:

sandersstudies:

roman-flair:

sandersstudies:

rinofwater:

sandersstudies:

i-will-physically-fight-you:

sandersstudies:

You can literally make anything and anyone problematic if you try hard enough seriously give me people and things and I’ll make them all “problematic” right now.

Dogs.

I don’t even have to do this one because PETA did it first by insinuating domestication is inherently abusive.

The sky

Used to trick and mock anyone who asks “what’s up?” A bullying tactic.

Super Mario Bros.

Stereotypes Italians, enforces the narrative of women who need men to rescue them, and encourages violence against turtles.

John Mulaney

He was over on the bench and he SAW what they did to Tyler and he did NOTHING.

Omfg

Pokemon

Making your pets fight repeatedly is animal abuse.

OP

OP literally argued that dogs were problematic but go off I guess

This is a work of art and should be sent to everyone as soon as they sign up for Tumblr so they know what they’re walking into

There’s nothing problematic about.. sleeping!

well it wastes precious time…

india-official:

true-blue-straya:

india-official:

true-blue-straya:

things that do not exist because i have never seen them - a thread

1. beavers - have you ever seen one of these fuckers before. they’re talked about like anything yet they don’t actually exist?
2. squirrels - like beavers, everyone talks about them but nobody has ever seen one before, minus the adhd stereotype
3. an american-born graduate of the american education system that can pinpoint new zealand on a map - this one is just obvious.
4. a greggs sausage roll - what is all the hype behind this one colonial fast food chain sausage roll? surely it’s not that good, if it even exists. british people who say it does are lying they are not to be trusted.
5. quails - what the actual fuck is a quail. i’ve only ever seen their eggs and they come in the same packets as those peppa pig yoghurt coated sultanas. what the fuck is an actual quail
6. an actual florida man - i know queensland exists but thats the clone of florida in australia what is an actual florida
7. the 7’ tall snake that is rumoured to live somewhere along the nullabor. this one’s just a straight up lie, mate.

i will continue this thread in future!

Behold

this image is MACHINE LEARNING GENERATED IMAGERY

see the top of the fuckos head. its just a few lines. didnt even bother

next we look at the fuckos rump

see that blotchy mess? the images this model was trained on were hand drawn by eleven year olds and uploaded to deviant art. it has no idea what its supposed to look like

and lastly,

why the fuck does the pole look like that.

Orr, alternatively, the photo is really low quality and thus the pixels are all blurry and stuff. Also that might be rope O.O

ilinalta:

kirtlandswarbler:

cursed knowledge:

in order to fit corvo’s lovely face under his mask….

they unfortunately have to do this to him:

they fucking dropped him…

bellbottom-jeans:

feanor-the-dragon:

james-p-sullivan:

james-p-sullivan:

the older i get and the closer i am to reaching 30, the more the people around me try to deny me my age. it’s a constant ‘oh you’re just turning 29 again teehee 🤭’ or ‘dont tell your SO that, he’ll leave you for a younger model 😉’ and i just???? hate it?????????

i spent my entire teenaged years fighting for my life. i crawled through the deepest pits of my depression to cling to the promise of a life beyond that pain. i was so convinced that i was going to die young, that i would never see the grace of my age starting with a 2, let alone 3.

so im going to turn 30, and there’s not a damn thing anyone can do to stop me from loving it.

this post was up for like five minutes and already im being told how wrong i am

fuck you, you can kiss my 30 year old ass

You know what? I needed to read this today

This attitude is exactly why they don’t want you to be thirty, they want you to act 20 and malleable forever

They can kiss your 30 year old ass though

box-in-a-cage:

I think one of the ways we (leftists) got ourselves in this dipshit, antisemitic, cult-like political climate is by jerking off so much about being radical.

Let this radicalize you! Let this radicalize you. What radicalized me was. How can they not expect us to be radicalized by this? Let this radicalize you. Let this radicalize you.

As if it’s some fucking virtue! As if there’s inherent value in simply being radical. Being extreme in your response to conditions is not inherently valuable. What is your response to the conditions? That’s where the value lives. It’s not in how far you are away from the status quo its literally just how good, how feasible, how pragmatic, how compassionate your ideas are.

I think what we’re seeing now with the anti-Israel + new antisemitic movement among the left is (among many other things) the culmination of this very exaltation of radicalism. None of these folks had good, feasible, pragmatic, or compassionate ideas. They really were just motivated by wanting something to be VERY DIFFERENT from how things are now. And that’s honestly fucking meaningless. It’s never something we should’ve put stock in.

Don’t let anything radicalize you as its primary value. Don’t ever let your distance from the status quo be your whole ideology. You need to actually have values and principles and morals and things that are close to your heart. You need to HAVE a heart. You can’t just be a political husk filled with anger who gets off on stirring controversy.

We should never have let it get this bad.

localcryptic:

werewolfoffeverswamp:

werewolfoffeverswamp:

found goat milk and wheat ale at the store. theres no way im NOT making a white gilgamesh tonite

ok here we go. recipe/original post here:

i sent this post to my friend who is known for making Concoctions. thinking she’d just find it funny. i underestimated her hubris

so for anyone curious about the white gilgamesh experience. i hope this satiates that sick desire in your hearts

eclipnet:

box figures !!

(also a repost from last year but i still find these funny)

eclipnet:

purple with jobs !!

repost from my old acc & from tiktok ✨

(you can use as pfps if you want idm !!)

part 1:

+ blue !!

part 2:

aychama:

In the comment section of my Relic of Youth fic, people were disscussing babyfied Narinder so I had to doodle!

Might draw the baby in funny and cute clothes 👀

mewniemoon:

They’re kinda simular doncha think?

Keep reading

copepods:

duckapus:

copepods:

leitmotifs never get old to me like holy shit dude there’s this melody that corresponds to this one guy and if you hear the melody it means the guy is there. holy shit. and sometimes it refers to ideas too not just guys. has anyone heard about this

Sometimes something fucked up happens to the guy and their melody gets fucked up too. Sometimes the thing that fucked them up also has its own melody and when the first melody gets fucked up the second melody gets mixed in

no fucking way dude. are you serious

i-am-a-fish:

he hehehe ! you found my post!!

ur pretty.

no take backs no take backs you have to deal with it

catchymemes:

shamebats:

“divine feminine” “divine masculine”

wrong. Divine.

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hotvampireadjacent:

typhlonectes:

babyfoxcollectionthings:

BIG ASS STURGEON

@ofishal-fish-posts

thepictureofmadamec:

quasi-normalcy:

quasi-normalcy:

I don’t trust anyone who hasn’t acknowledged their capacity for evil.

“I’m just a smol bean uwu” No sir, what you are is someone who is so habituated to thinking of yourself as innocent that you will continue to do so even when you’re guilty.

To quote Chris Fleming

“You know that thing where the most toxic person you’ve ever met over-relates to woodland creatures on social media? I call it Vibe Dysphoria. She’ll put up a picture of a mouse in a jean jacket with ‘It’s me.’ That is not you. I don’t know how you got under the impression that you are a mouse in a jean jacket. You are an eel with a gun.She posts a toad with a basket of mushrooms like 'Me doing my little things.’ Oh madam, there is nothing little about your things. You gave me psychosexual issues I’ll carry to my watery grave. You are not a toad in the forest…You are a cruel woman who just happens to be small.”–Chris Fleming

carolinemp3-deactivated06072025:

doing-90mph-in-central-london:

doing-90mph-in-central-london:

within fifteen minutes i have found two different grown adult men who have dating app profiles that say their worst fear is:

werewolves.

one was funny. two is like… hang on, do we actually have a werewolf problem in this town?

jesus christ I just found a third guy who’s afraid of werewolves. what the fuck is happening here

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hissterical-nyaan:

memeuplift:

And they actually met 😭

https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2024/04/09/solar-eclipse-new-york-teacher/

tomcruisingthroughlife:

mossworm:

mossworm:

If I had 50 thousand dollars but I could only spend it on cars I would literally rather just fix every possible thing inside my 2003 car than get something else. everything is huge now and comes standard with 200,000 features I don’t want. I literally collect soil

picture any modern car and then picture me schlepping in dozens of bags of mud and soil and dripping mystery water everywhere. upholstery destroyed. backseats literally soiled. 18 cameras inside the cabin automatically assume the bags contain weed and call the police automatically

three-dee-ess:

louceph:

louceph:

critics are raving about morbius!

because of hardware limitations of the 3DS, I had to splice the movie up into 10 minute chunks and download them all separately.

this is in fact the best way to watch the movie, as it means I now not only have my own little chapter select screen, but I can also pace myself while watching in case I run into any kind of beasts (rats, ghouls) while in this sewer

official 3ds post

metallic blue n3DSXL

tongue-twists:

serial-kissing:

booping back and forth….what are we?

kissing sloppy

reiningsoral:

dyall. people. bitches. stop making a fuss over ppl’s identities.

“but they have genderfluid and also mlm in their bio!”

fuckin. so what?????

“but they use it/its pronouns!”

doesnt affect you. shut the fuck up.

“but they use neos and emojis as pronouns!”

literally so what?? it’s harmless!!!

“but they wont label themself for me!”

idgaf, not your business.

“but they say they’re an animal!”

literally ok? how. does that affect you.

“but they think that theyre something that doesnt even exist!”

yes and that’s very cool of them

“but they use animals and nouns as their pronouns!”

do i look like i care? no? that’s because i dont.

“but they-!”

DOESNT FUCKING AFFECT YOU. OK. YOU HEAR ME??? IT. DOES. NOT. AFFECT. YOU.

YOU SHOULD NOT CARE SO MUCH ABOUT HOW SOMEONE EXPRESSES THEIR IDENTITY. IT LITERALLY DOES NOT TAKE A N Y T H I N G TO NOT BE AN ASSHOLE.

some-pers0n:

some-pers0n:

I hate how people will look at popular indie artists who had one or two songs go viral on TikTok and start making fun of anybody who listens to them. “Oh you listen to Lemon Demon, Will Wood, Jack Stauber, Glass Animals, and Mother Mother? Tsk, don’t you know that is stupid TikTok neurodivergent white transmasc preteen music? It’s so mid and bad you should listen to real music–” you are a pit of misery

People can’t just say “I don’t like this music” anymore they gotta call you gay and autistic for listening to a band that had one song go viral

movedmovedjump:

movedmovedjump:

epic… rap battles of history….. puppy …………………..versus………………… kitty……………………. BEGIN!!!!

everyone go home this is the only good addon to this post

tamarrud:

vague-humanoid:

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Oh they hateeeee how we have picked right up one catastrophe after the other and how they continue to fail to break us.

technofeudalism:

the funny thing is that i don’t think younger people - and i mean those under the age of 40 - really have a grasp on how many of today’s issues can be tied back to a disastrous reagan policy:

1. war on drugs: reagan’s aggressive escalation of the war on drugs was a catastrophic policy, primarily targeting minority communities and fueling mass incarceration. the crusade against drugs was more about controlling the Black, Latino and Native communities than addressing the actual problems of drug abuse, leading to a legacy of broken families and systemic racism within the criminal justice system.
2. deregulation and economic policies: reaganomics was an absolute disaster for the working class. reagan’s policies of aggressive tax cuts for the rich, deregulation, and slashing social programs were nothing less than class warfare, deepening income inequality and entrenching corporate greed. these types of policies were a clear message that reagan’s america was only for the wealthy elite and a loud “fuck you” to working americans.
3. environmental policies: despite his reputation being whitewashed thanks to the recovery of the ozone layer, reagan’s environmental record was an unmitigated disaster. his administration gutted critical environmental protections and institutions like the EPA, turning a blind eye to pollution and corporate exploitation of natural resources. this blatant disregard for the planet was a clear sign of prioritizing short-term corporate profits over the future of the environment.
4. AIDS crisis: reagan’s gross neglect of the aids crisis was nothing short of criminal and this doesn’t even begin to touch on his wife’s involvement. his administration’s indifference to the plight of the lgbtq+ community during this devastating epidemic revealed a deep-seated bigotry and a complete failure of moral leadership.
5. mental health: reagan’s dismantling of mental health institutions under the guise of ‘reform’ led directly to a surge in homelessness and a lack of support for those with mental health issues. his policies were cruel and inhumane and showed a personality-defining callous disregard for the most vulnerable in society.
6. labor and unions: reagan’s attack on labor unions, exemplified by his handling of the patco strike, was a blatant assault on workers’ rights. his actions emboldened corporations to suppress union activities, leading to a significant erosion of workers’ power and rights in the workplace. he was colloquially known as “Ronnie the Union Buster Reagan”
7. foreign policy and military interventions: reagan’s foreign policy, particularly in latin america, was imperialist and ruthless. his administration’s support for dictatorships and right-wing death squads under the guise of fighting “communism” showed a complete disregard for human rights and self-determination of other nations.
8. public health: yes, reagan’s agricultural policies actually facilitated the rise of high fructose corn syrup, once again prioritizing corporate profits over public health. this shift in the food industry has had lasting negative impacts on health, contributing to the obesity epidemic and other health issues.
9. privatization: reagan’s push for privatization was a systematic dismantling of public services, transferring wealth and power to private corporations and further eroding the public’s access to essential services.
10. education policies: his approach to education was more of an attack on public education than anything else, gutting funding and promoting policies that undermined equal access to quality education. this was, again, part of a broader agenda to maintain a status quo where the privileged remain in power.

this is just what i could come up with in a relatively short time and i did not even live under this man’s presidency. the level at which ronald reagan has broken the united states truly can’t be overstated.

technofeudalism:

animentality:

pallidprincess:

guy tries to toss a cigarette on the ground but the ground parries it and it flies back into his mouth and he solemnly continues to smoke it

warningsine:

iskariotrising:

wrecknician:

“have you tried weed to fix your mental illness” is just the libertarian version of “have you tried yoga”

shacklesburst:

sufficientlylargen:

plethora

honestly, this means a lot

greghatecrimes:

horsedestruction:

Wilson Pussy Indulgence

happy wilson pussy indulgence wednesday yall

gemstuff:

zackyjsworld:

shoutout alan turing. for everythingg (somersaults into traffic and dodges all cars perfectly)

admircot:

lesbianisopod:

lesbianisopod:

you can take off his clothes but you can’t put them back on. he’s too fast…

you can never put them back on again…

kienansidhe:

kienansidhe:

kienansidhe:

man everyone is like oh trans women are the most oppressed support trans women protect trans women until the second a trans woman is into ageplay or incest play and then suddenly shes a Sex Predator like bro i dont think you guys actually care abt trans women

ppl bending over backwards to be like oh she didnt actually ship that she doesnt actually have that kink ok but like even if she did? when a trans woman is actually a lolicon or a diaperfur or whatever yall sure are happy to throw her to the wolves without considering actual material harm. who is being harmed when an adult woman engages with fictional art that has nothing to do with anyone or anything real? who is being harmed when an adult woman roleplays as a child in sexual situations with other consenting adults? where is the victim in this scenario? who are you protecting when you brand a trans woman as a sexual predator bc of kinks you personally find distasteful?

idk i just! i know so many trans women who live in fear bc they have the Wrong Kinks and like yeah tme ppl also get persecuted for being into taboo kinks but if youre transfem and you have those kinks? the callouts follow you forever. FOREVER. i follow so many transfems who have been persecuted to varying levels of material harm across the internet since the fucking early 2010s. i see their names being spread in callouts from ppl who should know better. ive read the accusations, ive read their own accounts, ive seen the way their lives are twisted to fit the most bad faith narratives imaginable. ive seen their private kink blogs get exposed to the public. i see it over and over and over and i fucking hate you people for it. for every trans woman who is falsely accused of having Bad Kinks and only gets what little support she does bc she doesnt actually have those kinks, theres another trans woman who Does have those kinks and knows if she got found out she would be eviscerated. probably some of the women who deny having those kinks when called out rlly did have them but have to give them up or go deeper into hiding bc yall think their consensual sexual activities with other adults make them sex predators somehow. fuck you. do better.

amnhnyc:

It’s Wednesday, so hang in there like the bank vole (Myodes glareolus)! Though it resembles a mouse, this species is distinguished by a shorter tail and stockier build. Mostly herbivorous, it’s a proficient climber that uses acrobatic skill to reach seeds and fruits. Its diet also includes moss, fungi, and nuts. Weighing up to 1.27 oz (36 g), this diminutive critter can be found across most of Europe as well as parts of Asia.

Photo: Sue Cro, CC BY-NC 2.0, flickr

evilscientist3:

evilscientist3:

pass-the-boof-please:

cutepilled:

word of the day: “woowoo”

definition:

el woowoo

Happy “El Woowoo” Wednesday!

champsinthemaking:

champsinthemaking:

it is literally wurmple sippy soup wednesday

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wurmple sippy soup THE MOTION PICTURE wednesday

lukanthropi:

it is another WET BEAST WEDNESDAY

sweets-system:

goodnightwindy:

goodnightwindy:

goodnightwindy:

goodnightwindy:

4 days until wet rat wednesday

3 days until wet rat wednesday

1 day until wet rat wednesday

happy wet rat wednesday

Despite all my wrath I am still just a rat in a bath