April 2024

post-uwuifier:

puppygirl-fagposting:

strange-aeons:

Happy 24th birthday to the earliest known use of UwU

@post-uwuifer

Howy shit is dis my biwthday??? OwO

anywayssss, CEWEBWATOWY CAKE UwU

thesillyguyy:

ms-scarletwings:

Never thought I would see a fly rocking a double mohawk before

Not exactly sure what this beaut is, but Strauzia genus was about as satisfactory as I did narrow it down.

Those are eyelashes

the-cybersmith:

pissvortex:

the cybersmith just tagged me in a video of a chimp fucking a frog on twitter

OP is decontextualising and misrepresenting the facts here.

everythingfox:

Cat.exe non-functional

just-a-little-dead-inside:

evilscheme:

dude you have x’s for eyes are you ok

firefox-official:

interesting inbox today

unaloid:

beelebee:

Twisted Curse Pt 3

My lamb’s name is Louie, but only Narinder knows it and he is the only one who calls them that way.

I also changed my signature to a watermark of my own. I honestly don’t know when I can continue with this because tomorrow I start another semester in college and that is killing me, so for now I’m giving you this. I’ll try to keep in touch.

You’d help me a lot if you reblog!

Pt 1 / Pt 2/ Pt 2.5 / ?

squishy-bean-deactivated2024051:

IT’S “FREE PALESTINE” UNTIL PALESTINE IS FREE!! DONT STAY SILENT, BE LOUDER THAN EVER


There's a Palestinian sun bird falling with its feathers scattered above in the air, representing the state of Palestine today while there's a dove above flying towards it representing peace and freedom, There's also the olive branch on the bottom right and upper left with the Palestinian flag covering the background !! To sum it up, the msg to be taken from this is , Palestinian resistance will prevail, may we see a free Palestine!ALT


link for info on the Palestine sun bird btw

https://twitter.com/crowley_kissr/status/1749520741496689085?t=ME_OsWAhYrB3496_x6RSxg&s=19

some useful links to help donate to Gaza ::

arab.org ::daily clicks

gazaesims.com :: e-sim cards

gofundme.com/f/careforgaza ::funds to displaced families in Gaza

piousprojects.org/campaign/2712 :: menstrual hygiene kits to people in gaza

change.org/p/sign-and-sha… :: ceasefire petition

spacelazarwolf:

newsfrom-theworld:

Stop reading popular books by Zionist authors!

This includes Neil Gaiman, Brandon Sanderson, SJM, Rebecca Yarros, Chloe Walsh, Gabrielle Zevin, Pierce Brown, Carissa Broadbent, Rachel Lynn Solomon, Michelle Hodkin, Taylor Reid Jenkins, etc.

Boycott Zionists’ works!

neil gaiman is jewish and has explicitly stated he’s not a zionist, and his stance is that the violence should stop and people should be safe.

brandon sanderson visited israel in 2019 and one of his books is apparently influenced by multiple different conflicts, including israel/palestine.

sarah j maas has not posted at all abt israel or palestine, but she is jewish and has visited israel in the past.

rebecca yarros was harassed into making this statement:

chloe walsh planned to stop in israel on a book tour in collaboration with an israeli romance author, and people flooded her with harassment, including telling her that the baby she lost just a year ago deserved to die.

gabrielle zevin is jewish and has not made any statements about israel but one of the characters in one of her books is israeli.

pierce brown made a statement condemning the october 7 attack.

i found literally nothing on the internet about carissa broadbent and israel except a random tik tok accusing her of supporting israel.

rachel lynn solomon is jewish and i couldn’t find any statements from her at all about israel, and only found one tweet from months ago accusing her of being a zionist with no evidence.

michelle hodkin is jewish and i also couldn’t find any statements from her, only posts on social media accusing her of being a zionist.

taylor reid jenkins has called herself “half jewish” and has also not made any statements, the only “evidence” i could find was a tik tok claiming she “has only posted one video and it was from an israeli father.”

half the people on your list of “zionist authors” are jewish, and none of these authors have made explicit statements of support for israel. i need y’all to examine why you are more focused on targeting people who you think are “zionists” rather than people who have actually shown outspoken support for israel. i need you to think about what would compel you to focus on some shadowy unspoken force trying to manipulate you rather than the glaringly obvious problems that are right in front of your face.

a lot of y’all are unironically starting to sound a lot like germans in the 30’s who called for a boycott of jewish businesses and anyone who supported them. you are not being activists you are being bigots and hiding it behind a liberation movement — a movement you are an active detriment to. if you want to help, donate, call your representatives, support palestinian businesses, have difficult conversations with your community. stop wasting your time compiling lists of (((secret zionists))) to “boycott” and harass.

fremulon:

forget Resting Bitch Face, I have Resting Competent Face. People see me and think ah yes she can point me to the nearest train station. Fellow grocery shoppers ask if I know what kind of butter they should buy. If a strange man speaks to me on the street it is literally always an inquiry and never a catcall. Once someone randomly asked me what an equinox was and after I told her she nodded and said “you seemed like you’d know.” why am I assigned oracle at random interaction

sfw-mlm-thoughts:

tummy hair is god’s gift to faggotkind

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imsoooodrunk:

We miss you

mintaikkcorpse:

Man I love Twitter

who-is-riley:

scary-terryy:

scary-terryy:

scary-terryy:

So I started working again today, and me and my coworker had to squeeze lemons which usually is a really un fun job but TODAY. We had the mostly lovely batch of lemons to work with. So we rated how smoothly they cut and how nice the insides of them looked for about an hour. An absolutely marvelous time I gotta say

And in case anyone was wondering

Here she is. The most lovely lemon I’ve ever laid eyes upon

Just thinking about her. I can’t believe we had to turn her into lemon juice

hi I painted your lemon

myorgansaremelting:

gloriousvermin:

rosedominatesyou-deactivated202:

oupydogcity:

lavenderfoxboy-deactivated20240:

i wish there was more it/its positivity that wasn’t just “hell yeah look at you go funky little goblins/otherwordly beings/freaks/objects”

this is really important actually i wanted to link one of my fav tweets on this subject :>

you are the mountains that line my horizon

“a rock is it”

And

Rocks a fucking awesome

I AM A ROCK!!

lemeduartes:

My lil sister just showed me the Mystery Shack she build from scratch using pizza boxes and I’m literally so proud of her that I have to share it here

cannibalchicken:

strawdool:

narilamb mis babas <33333333

the-voweler:

gibbish-anon-from-gell-deactiva:

iheartchv:

thehumorousace:

proudace:

tiggyloo:

aliminalplace:

drewwwbydoobydoo:

puppybaby15:

Do NOT interact with anyone using the MAP flags!!!

Off topic but the owner of this blog will literally smash any pedophile’s face in. :)

good post but please do not call them “MAPS” EVER. Call them pedophile ALWAYS. These are not “MAP flags”. These are Pedophile Flags plain and simple. Do not normalize the other. It’s what they want.

Important note: I’ve seen this flag going around on Reddit

I want to clarify that if you see this, it is still an ace flag, just with 1 more gradient.

The pedofile flag has 7 different colors and is dulled, this only has 5 stripes and the full bright colors

thanks for the update!

Reblogging to keep minors away from pedos

I can’t stress this enough, be SO fucking careful about who you talk to on here

One of the people I got groomed by had one of those flags stay safe yall

poorly-drawn-mdzs:

Knowledge Revenge.

nat-20s:

nat-20s:

“someone who allows you to rest” is the relationship dynamic of all time

A parent that welcomes you back home after things have fallen apart. A best friend whose voice alone who can make you relax. A spouse who convinces you to stay in bed an extra hour and leave the dishes for later. A stranger who sees you tired and gives up their seat on the train. Augh. The humanity of it

captainbradmarchand-deactivated:

not now kitten, daddy’s doing critical damage to their Spotify statistics.

catchymemes:

the-shy-wolf:

Guy ate his own pants

nilefreemans:

characters in their 30’s and older exploring their sexuality and discovering themselves beyond their teens and twenties is so important and beautiful and worth telling

busket:

chewchuck:

small non-exhaustive collection of laios making That Face

tygermama:

roach-works:

jumpingjacktrash:

homunculus-argument:

Apparently people who don’t have executive dysfunction think that actually working on something is the hardest part of doing something. And that’s why they get mad that you call the rest of the project “easy” after you’ve finally worked through doing the plan and know what to do when you’re working.

So when you’re through with the epiphany of how to make it physically possible to make the thing you’re making, and you’re sharing the plan with excitement, because the hard part is over, and now you only have to get your hands moving and do it, they get mad at you like

“it’s not that easy! It’s a lot of hard work! >:C”

they mean it, because

to them, working is the hardest part.

They don’t have to fight their brains to get started. They don’t have to fight their way through making the choices, making the plan, making yourself make the thing. People who don’t suffer from executive dysfunction think that the hardest part is actually doing the thing.

when you have executive dysfunction, it’s like… you’ve just clawed your way up a long steep embankment of loose gravel, and you flop exhausted into the construction site, and you’re like “oh thank fuck, time to lay some bricks, i absolutely could do this all day” and the guy who drove to the site goes “what’s wrong with you man bricklaying is hard graft!”

not as hard as crawling up the gravel mountain bro

there’s also good hard and bad hard. doing the thing might be hard, but at least you’re doing it; it’s good hard. just getting to the thing in the first place is hard and it’s fucking miserable. executive dysfunction puts so many bad hard things in your way before you can get to even the good hard things.

sometimes i describe it as my transmission is broken, every thing else works fine but no matter how hard I pump the gas pedal, I ain’t getting anywhere because I can’t

disgustinggf:

see you in your dreams (a threat)

echeveriia:

echeveriia:

echeveriia:

i’m starting a collection

the collection grows!!!!!

cananabananalist:

becausewhatiam-iswhatimnot:

littleguysdaily:

doing-90mph-in-central-london:

fun fact: pigs can metabolize alcohol slightly better than humans, and they of course enjoy grains. this means that a pig can drink a beer as a treat. Rufus usually gets one a year, for his birthday. and he won’t let the label stop him.

guys it’s almost Rufus’ birthday according to the notes

happy birthday to Rufus!!! 🎂🎂🎂

cananabananalist:

becausewhatiam-iswhatimnot:

littleguysdaily:

doing-90mph-in-central-london:

fun fact: pigs can metabolize alcohol slightly better than humans, and they of course enjoy grains. this means that a pig can drink a beer as a treat. Rufus usually gets one a year, for his birthday. and he won’t let the label stop him.

guys it’s almost Rufus’ birthday according to the notes

happy birthday to Rufus!!! 🎂🎂🎂

catatonic-chaos-climax:

fat-fuck-hairy-belly:

“Internet lefties call everyone a fascist, the word has lost all meaning”. Nah bro, there’s just a lot fascists around.

And also the most annoying person ever: “it can’t be fascism because fascism is an ideology based on Italian early century…” actually shut up. this is not how language works

ackaff:

It’s dangerous to go alone, take this

defaultjen:

inside-my-gay-mind:

officialprydonchapter-deactivat:

Can you do something for me, please?

I want you to reblog this if you believe that two people can be very close and physically affectionate with one another, but still have a completely nonsexual, non-romantic relationship. 

Even if the two people in question are capable of being sexually or romantically attracted to one another. 

Because the friendship I share with someone I consider family in a way that transcends blood has been typecast as a romantic relationship ENTIRELY too many times, and I’m beginning to get sick of it. 

mrrrcesare:

do you see my vision

juneberryyy:

Tbh i would kill for them

hecklefreckled:

hecklefreckled:

AI valentines I’ve been working on!! They’re finally finished yayyy

coolcheese51:

What do you think would Happen if there was halman and chelldos double date lol It would go absolutely horrible and awkward

egg-on-a-legg:

everyone stop calling hal 9000 evil RIGHT FUCKING NOW. the real evil is the UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT.

worblewobble:

these guys

superbellsubways:

bonus points if they start caring for people either platonically or romantically

virtualgirladv:

comfortunit:

hal in 2001

Autism post

aichu-dechu:

cryptotheism:

Some people on this website clearly see religion as the Good Woke Religions and the Evil Dangeous Religions. (Every week someone flips a coin to see which category Islam goes into.)

It is a bit fun to being up like, Arab Christians and watch their brains overheat like an old laptop. Like just you wait buddy let’s talk about the caste system and it’s relationship to Hinduism.

catchymemes: