April 2024

avgprettyboy:

sfw-mlm-thoughts:

Ough my back is so hurty and I don’t even have a cute and strong boyfriend here to rub it for me,,, woe is I

gwydion-aacblog:

attention , very important reminder !

snails exist . flowers exist . there is beautiful men to kiss . world is wonderful :)

catmask:

smtimes i think about my bf too much and i feel like im going to throwup also hes literally laying right next to me but i feel like i need to be closer like i need to attach to him like a leech <- normal guy in love

mlm-blues:

“lmao imagine liking men” OK!!! ON IT BOSS 🫡🫡🫡 it’s beautiful here

the-batboy-2022-deactivated2024:

woah you guys should really try this new thing its called “a boyfriend” yeah idk. he likes talks to you and stuff its cool

knsdg;,s;f,ds;fmlanfsfoisafdf;sdamfa booyyssssssss 😍😍

sfw-mlm-thoughts:

Mhmm yeah this is true

mlm-yearning-hours:

The thoughts of domestic life with him are just-

akrkskdkdjdj

Waking up in each other’s arms in the morning and staying in bed longer just to spend a little more time together

Trying to make breakfast and just being giggly idiots the whole time

Spending the day just enjoying each other’s presence and helping each other with tasks and just being in love together

jsjdjsksjsjsjsjsjsjs

typewriter-worries:

starting a collection

links to each post - please go show some love <3

carry-on-my-wayward-gays:

“unfortunately I like men” What do you mean unfortunately?? Have you seen men?! I’m lucky to like men!! I love that I love men!! There’s so much fortune to be had in being attracted to men!!

nerdy-mlm:

hairy chests. you agree. reblog

alterouslyinlove:

anatomy of a boy: a guide written by a boy who is very smitten with other boys (i like boys a lot)

  1. boy tummy. good to use as a pillow. squish squish. also very kissable
  2. hands!!!! so holdable so biteable etc etc hands are the best part of the body change my mind
  3. lips. for. well you know😊😊😊
  4. HAIR TO PLAY WITH I WANT TO PLAY WITH BOY’S HAIR AUGH SO FLUFFY
  5. boy chests. flat, large, anywhere in between, they’re all great!!! especially boy tits i love you so much
  6. collarbones. this one’s for my beloved she likes collarbones and frankly i have to agree with him
  7. BACK. i am not elaborating
  8. guys i’m running out of ideas i didn’t think this far ahead
  9. shoulders bc i do get distracted by them ok (/j) shoulders are very gnawable looking
  10. that’s it give me some other SFW ideas in the notes if you want no pressure /gen

mister-girrrl:

animentality:

challenge accepted? blackberry movie LETS GOOO
okay so
theres this guy
i think his names mike
i cant remember
he makes this company called RIM (research in motion)
but he has this communicator
that is revolutionary
its called the pocketlink
but noone on his team is marketing
theyre all engineers
so they go to this guy jim
who quits his job to go work for him
now they have a killer product and a fantastic marketer
so they go to at&t and pitch it
at&t laughs at them and says it wont work
mike says it will work with 500k devices at a time
at&t says 10
so mike explains how the 500 000 devices will work
and at&t gets a contract with RIM (mike's company)
to buy a crazy amount of pocket links
but pocket link is not a good name
so when jim (whos pitching it) is asked for the name of the product can't think of a response
he looks over at mike's blackberry stained shirt and says
BlackBerry
right
so
blackberry are doing fantastic
selling hundreds of thousands of units
got their own messaging program that is free
while sms was costing 20c per message
theyre flourishing
media loves them. even obama gets one
but THEN
they reached the device cap
500 000 units on the network
so they go to google, motorola , ericsson
and they poach their top network engineers
and pay them in stock (this is relevant later)
so they get to work
and they increase the bandwidth from 500 000 across all networks to 2 000 000 for each network (6 000 000 total)
blackberry is booming
theyve got customers all over the world
its a status symbol
its the most premium thing you can fit into your hand
right
then comes 2007.
macworld
steve jobs
i think we both know what happens next
the iphone comes
all the major execs (like mike, steve ball(s) mer from microsoft and others) say its gonna flop within a year
but it doesnt
blackberry's next phone sells horribly
the iphone has all their numbers
and then the SEC comes in
and investigates blackberry for fraud
because that stock that it gave to the employees?
there was no stock evaluated at that much at that time
jim is sent to court and arrested (tho he gets out on a loophole and serves no jail time)
and mike is broke
and now instead of blackberries and everything else we have iphones and smasnugs and everything else

:3

google-news-official:

huh, that is very :3 indeed. pocketlinks wouldve been a sick ass name though, but he changed it to blackberry? justifiable to lock up the guy who changed that last minute

animentality:

sayruq:

super-firepaw119:

Another KOSA update:

Sadly, it is true that today, 04/10/2024, KOSA has been introduced to the House BUT! That doesn’t mean it’s game over just yet!

Proof:

Friendly reminder that there is much less support for KOSA in the House than the Senate. And even if it does pass the House—God forbid, it’s not over until the President signs it.

Here is the phone number for the Committee that’ll be holding the hearing on April 17th (Use the top number), and of course keep calling your Senators & House Representative.

I know this is scary for a lot of people, but we have to keep fighting. Please spread this around & don’t give up!

Don’t lose hope.

KEEP FIGHTING.

super-firepaw119:

Another KOSA update:

Sadly, it is true that today, 04/10/2024, KOSA has been introduced to the House BUT! That doesn’t mean it’s game over just yet!

Proof:

Friendly reminder that there is much less support for KOSA in the House than the Senate. And even if it does pass the House—God forbid, it’s not over until the President signs it.

Here is the phone number for the Committee that’ll be holding the hearing on April 17th (Use the top number), and of course keep calling your Senators & House Representative.

I know this is scary for a lot of people, but we have to keep fighting. Please spread this around & don’t give up!

Don’t lose hope.

KEEP FIGHTING.

youngbloodthekilljoy:

setheverman:

setheverman:

you: suck my dick
me, an intellectual: inhale my richard

here it is! the post that started a “me, an intellectual” hell frenzy, and is officially ⭐ the worst post of 2016 ⭐

you: the worst post of 2016

me, an intellectual: modern art

kabretoss:

digitaldiscipline:

tomboy014:

dabouse:

tomboy014:

dabouse:

formerlyanon:

beggars-opera:

The old school lack of transparency on tumblr is amazing because you assume the people you follow must all be equivalent to you and then you see someone write “I brought my youngest to college today” and someone else write “my mom wouldn’t let me listen to Ariana Grande when I was a kid” and then your head explodes

and we need that! keeps us humble. 

Then I’m just like WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU’RE AN ADULT

It goes the other way, too, because WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU’RE A CHILD?!!

I’m 16, that’s like, barely a child

I’m in my 30s. You are baby

I’m older than both of you in a trenchcoat.

honestly one of the best things we can do for ourselves is realize that people of different ages than us can still be the same kind of person as us. it’s humbling and it gives everyone involved a sense of continuity, and it busts those stupid generational stereotypes media is so fond of.

bread :)

catboypvnkie:

I agree

kosmogrl:

phykoha:

oh yeah forgot to post these guys

for when you’re definitely very normal about Things

femmefitz:

gentl3manly-deactivated20240712:

DONT STOP TALKING ABOUT PALESTINE! DONT STOP TAKING ABOUT GAZA!

DONT LET THEM MAKE YOU FORGET!!

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You’re only done talking about Palestine when we see a free Palestine.

Plain text:

Don’t stop talking about Palestine! Don’t stop talking about Gaza! Don’t let them make you forget!!

big-cheesy-productions:

f1rstperson:

fandomsandfeminism:

marchy88:

mentethemage:

isleofapplepies:

One of my least favourite dialogue tropes is when a man tells a woman, “You can’t do that” or “I wouldn’t do that if I were you” and she says, “Why? Because I’m a woman and therefore too weak to handle this/can’t take care of myself?” or something to that effect and the guy replies with, “No, because everyone who tried that ended up with a bullet in their brain” or something equally reasonable and not gender-specific that paints him as the rational not sexist guy and the woman as an irrational paranoid feminist who searches for sexism in everything. This whole scenario is built on the idea that sexism is over and women’s fears and suspicions don’t have a leg to stand on. It’s also self-congratulatory pseudofeminism bc it’s supposed to make the viewer/reader/listener feel that in this specific work of fiction women are treated respectfully and as equal with men.

huh.. never thought of it like that

But, what if the male character isn’t sexist? I meam…their fictional sure but…I’m not sure how to phrase this

Its not a question of the character themselves- its how the writers are portraying them. The way this trope plays out, the whole moment revolves around the woman looking foolish for assuming that there is sexism happening. She is characterized as being irrational, jumping to conclusions, even insecure. While the dude is characterized as the calm, rational one.

It is a trope that specifically works by taking a woman standing up to sexism and saying “haha it wasnt actually sexist at all! Isnt calling out sexism foolish and silly. Thats what you get for assuming that men are sexist!”

I have the same reaction with homophobic jokes set up like this. Like the whole “you can’t marry a woman”, “why bc you think its wrong” “no we haven’t found you the right dress yet silly!” Or stuff along those lines.

It feels like someone setting up to punch you and then you duck and the person goes “haha, i wasn’t gonna punch you at all, why would you duck? You shouldnt just assume someone’s gonna deck you because they have their fists up.”

saw someone once describe those kinds of “jokes” as winding up they’re going to punch you and then laughing when you flinch.

teaboot:

runcibility:

penny-anna:

penny-anna:

my dentist thinks my chronic dry mouth might be due to sleeping w my mouth open and recommended an anti-snoring device and im like ok im game to try that but i do need to tell you that i already wear dry-eye goggles at night. this has no bearing on whether or not i can also use the anti-snoring device i just need you to know how ridiculous im gonna look

gonna style these 2 together and report back ig

Your dentist is trying to give you keymaster vibes

Endgame is you end up sleeping in one of those Dune suits so you don’t wither into a prune whilst unconscious

batsarebetterthanpeople:

radiofreederry:

The problem with American politics is that the left supports Argentinian political parties? apparently?

Obsessed with the taurus symbol in her foot. Why yes, reading your horoscope and passively wondering if it’ll come true is just as bad as *checks notes* literal naziism.

Low key tho this sums up the problem with american politics but not in the way that the op of the tweet thinks it does. It sums up the problem with american politics in that there’s all these god damn centrists running around that think that Planned Parenthood and the Klan are both equally extreme.

audley-and-cherry:

williamthegrahamcracker:

cthulhulovesewe:

jacobtheloofah:

hell world!!!! hell world!!!! hell world!!!!

“Small government.”

Electronic smart cars like most Teslas can and will record location information which will be turned over to the police

How fucking grim is it that not only do we need burner phones, but we’ll need to figure out a way to have a burner car?

ozzenstach:

I hate bright ass fucking LED headlights or whatever the hell they are

societyslostone:

mamalizmas:

pennypeabody:

this is a callout of all of yall on this hellsite

mlm-blues:

mmm i dont ghink they were 🤨☝🏽

sayruq:

The bombing hasn’t been scaled back at all. For example, a few days ago, Israel bombed Rafah for 7 hours. They’re also still destroying houses and displacing thousands every day. The Al Shifa Hospital massacre wasn’t that long ago either

latias:

toastdurr:

wallabyvvay:

dancelilithdance:

toastdurr:

ironicbaking:

toastdurr:

“ummmmm ur bra strap is showing :/ ”

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i thought this was me at first and i was really confused

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omg hi

WE’RE MULTIPLYING

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uhhhhhhh



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polyamorouspunk:

I love hearing boys ramble about shit I do NOT understand. You are so hot when you are incoherent. I’m glad you make sense to you though.

sfw-mlm-thoughts:

This close friendship with homoerotic undertones is fun and all but bro can you just kiss me already

sfw-mlm-thoughts:

It’s too late dude I already drew us as kittycats hanging out

chocolate-guy-compilations:

artarchangel333:

KOSA IS BEING PUSHED FOR REAL THIS TIME


‼️URGENT: KOSA has been officially introduced in the House as of today.

We need to spread the word on social media and urge people to send emails to Congress through stopkosa.com.


• There will be a hearing on Wednesday (17th April) where KOSA, along with some other bad internet bills, like the Protecting Kids on Social Media Act could be pushed.


• We will be having a calling day on TUESDAY (16 th April) to make clear to Congress that there is still a ton of opposition to these bills. https://energycommerce.house.gov/posts/chair-rodgers-and-ranking-member-pallone-announce-legislative-hearing-on-data-privacy-proposals-1


• House Energy and Commerce is holding the hearing so they are the best offices to call this week ‼️ https://energycommerce.house.gov/representatives


• You can use http://badinternetbills.com/ to contact your congresspeople !


• And https://www.house.gov/representatives/find-your-representative to find all of the phone numbers of your House Representative, and faxzero.com to send up to 5 free faxes a day


While the bill needs to be aproved by both the house and senate WE NEED TO MAKE SURE IT NEVER LEAVES CONGRESS.


SPREAD THE WORD !!

This isn’t my usual content (which I promise we will return to soon), but KOSA will prevent me from using recourses that I desperately need and will prevent others from using recourses that have honestly saved my life. I’d appreciate it if you all could at least share, and contact your lawmakers if possible!

chocolate-guy-compilations:

artarchangel333:

KOSA IS BEING PUSHED FOR REAL THIS TIME


‼️URGENT: KOSA has been officially introduced in the House as of today.

We need to spread the word on social media and urge people to send emails to Congress through stopkosa.com.


• There will be a hearing on Wednesday (17th April) where KOSA, along with some other bad internet bills, like the Protecting Kids on Social Media Act could be pushed.


• We will be having a calling day on TUESDAY (16 th April) to make clear to Congress that there is still a ton of opposition to these bills. https://energycommerce.house.gov/posts/chair-rodgers-and-ranking-member-pallone-announce-legislative-hearing-on-data-privacy-proposals-1


• House Energy and Commerce is holding the hearing so they are the best offices to call this week ‼️ https://energycommerce.house.gov/representatives


• You can use http://badinternetbills.com/ to contact your congresspeople !


• And https://www.house.gov/representatives/find-your-representative to find all of the phone numbers of your House Representative, and faxzero.com to send up to 5 free faxes a day


While the bill needs to be aproved by both the house and senate WE NEED TO MAKE SURE IT NEVER LEAVES CONGRESS.


SPREAD THE WORD !!

This isn’t my usual content (which I promise we will return to soon), but KOSA will prevent me from using recourses that I desperately need and will prevent others from using recourses that have honestly saved my life. I’d appreciate it if you all could at least share, and contact your lawmakers if possible!

sorrytoallwholikeme-blog:

nemfrog:

“The Big Dipper as it is today (left) and as it will look in 50,000 years.” Dream of stars. 1940.

Internet Archive

Credit: @queerpeculiar

freak-nation:

trashbagcommunist:

anarchistmemecollective:

so-much-for-subtlety:

porterdavis:

fuuuuuuuuuck

He’s 52 now, so from the moment he exited his mothers vagine it’s like he’s made (on average) about $11k for every second that he’s existed.

The time it’s taken you to read this post, Musk’s wealth has increased $300,000.

TAX THE FUCKING BILLIONAIRES!!!

*KILL

Billionaires shouldn’t exist. There’s no way to become a billionaire without exploitation. Taxing won’t diminish the exploitation.

mayhem-moth-deactivated20250415:

elderslightlyevil:

mayhem-moth-deactivated20250415:

memes-hoarder:

I am not really trusting this. Truth is that gender is much more complicated than that and discluding a group can be harmful to many people. There are men who have experienced sexism. Im not quite sure im explaining well what im trying to get at here but this feels off.

I think you’re right to be suspicious of any categoricsl absolute Statement made about something as multifasceted as gender. For example, im sure there are trans men who have experience sexism directed at them for being perceived as a woman and sexism for being trans. By making a categorical statement like that you are either excluding them by saying “trans are not really men and therefor they cannot speak as men” or by saying “trans men are men, therefore any misogyny they experienced is invalid and they shouldn’t complain about it.”

Either one is a bad take. And the person who wrote this probably didn’t mean to say that. But merely by expressing it in that way, they show that they do not percieve trans people to be included in general terms like men and women, and so do not consider them normal.

That being said, the person responding is probably making an argument in bad faith. Like a reverse sexism/racism/“insert broad group here”-ism argument. .

But I think I get what you mean and I believe your instinctive discomfort with a statement like this comes from a place of broadmindedness and is correct.

YES THIS IS WHAT I MEANT THANKYOU SO MUCH

yashee-but-jjba:

vero-chan:

persitentmanlyagitation:

c-orgiis:

catwithbenefits:

benepla:

bumblebeebats:

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

FUCK YOU

Why

kingofallfandoms:

antifasuccubus:

petey-protection-pack:

great-tweets:

omggggg

that kitty really went

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It’s actually so fascinating watching its eyes expand and dilate

andwhatexcellentboiledpotatoes:

They should invent a part time job that pays like a full time job so I can actually enjoy life.

kropotkindersurprise:

February 28, 2024 - American military veterans burn their uniforms calling for a free Palestine, at a vigil for Aaron Bushnell in Portland, Oregon. [source]

daily-spooky:

panstarry:

A red graphic with a black banner. The title reads "Palestinian Relief Bundle: April 12th - 19th". The bundle contains, "370+ games / comics / more for $8" and "all proceeds go to the PCRF". The background has a light keffiyeh pattern and the icon features a gaming controller overlaid with the flag of Palestine.ALT

heads up: this games charity bundle was finally approved on itch.io! it opens this friday, april 12th, and will run for a week. all proceeds will go to the Palestinian Children’s Relief Fund.

you can check out the bundle on itch.io and follow @vgforpalestine on twitter for more updates!

catchymemes: