April 2024

iconicname:

silly werewolf transformation

longlivepalestine:

LMAO not Israel calling for an emergancy UN meeting, when they have done NOTHING but shit on the UN and their resolutions the entire time…. why should we listen to Israel and their “emergancy” when they didnt listen to Palestinians and the countries trying to protect the palestinians by calling for a ceasefire? Israel needs to learn to fight their own fights but they know they’ll lose on their own. cry harder assholes.

memingursa:

Holy shit

milfy:

wildegeist-old:

Change your Tumblr password now.


Humongous data breach just happened, with loads upon loads of sites being affected. Tumblr’s among those. Also on the list is Wattpad for you fanfic people out there- among many, many other places.

There’s a searchable list at the bottom of the article. Highly recommend scrolling or searching through, seeing what places you may be on that have been affected, and securing all your accounts. This thing’s kind of big.

If you know people on any of the sites affected, let them know about this too, and spread the article around.

40ouncesandamule:

morganoperandi:

sapphic-agent-4:

yesterdaysprint:

Evansville Press, Indiana, February 5, 1912

it’s a leap yeap

My nightmare: making a typo that people are still talking about over a century later

Happy leap yeap!

averyterrible:

oneheadtoanother:

oneheadtoanother:

The number of people responding to this post claiming to be bodhisattvas is hilarious. If you’d resolved your karma you wouldn’t be on tumblr.

A warlord asked his teacher, a great monk, what he would do in his next lifetime.

“Oh,” he said, “I think I will spend a few lifetimes on Tumblr, most likely.”

The warlord was astonished. “Your merit and virtue are renowned far and wide!” he responded. “Why on earth would you be condemned to Tumblr?”

“If I did not post on Tumblr,” his teacher responded, “who would be your mutual?”

anneofgreengaybles:

anneofgreengaybles:

anneofgreengaybles:

what’s up nerds school is in session and this year’s crop of 4th graders doesn’t disappoint

their hobbies include writing stories on Google slides, playing Bloody Mary in the bathroom mirror, and being walking shitpost generators at recess

HOT TAKE ALERT: generally speaking I do think that the kids are, in fact, Alright™️

anneofgreengaybles:

anneofgreengaybles:

anneofgreengaybles:

what’s up nerds school is in session and this year’s crop of 4th graders doesn’t disappoint

their hobbies include writing stories on Google slides, playing Bloody Mary in the bathroom mirror, and being walking shitpost generators at recess

HOT TAKE ALERT: generally speaking I do think that the kids are, in fact, Alright™️

xmajordumps:

sibling update real

xmajordumps:

egg.

this video was heavily inspired by @bubba-draws’s video! please go check out their video as well!

happy (late) sex update

xmajordumps:

when u think the wine’s making u think the god of death may be a lil cute but you haven’t had a sip of ur drink

xmajordumps:

you must be new here.

xmajordumps:

arrested for zoomy crimes

xmajordumps:

what a flirt

xmajordumps:

missionary travels: fertilizer merchant

xmajordumps:

caught in 4kALT

a tingling feeling (gone wrong)

part 1

xmajordumps:

a tingling feeling

part 2

xmajordumps:

sensory avoidant looking ahh catALT
sensory seeking lookin ahh cat & a pissed off father figureALT

some autistic coded cats + a timeskip design based on my AU

goobers are just attached to their adoptive father figure and reluctant new messiah

xmajordumps:

when you only know how to flirt w death threats (it still works bc ur former vessel/current god is a freak)

xmajordumps:

when you only know how to flirt w death threats (it still works bc ur former vessel/current god is a freak)

pusangkambing:

pusangkambing:

Vapes are so fucking uncool and lame and still genuinely harmful no matter how they market it. Atleast with cigars, as bad for your health as they are, you can homoerotically lean in close the face of another man as your cigar lights up his and you both stare at the end of your cigarette lighting the other’s and your eyes flick up for a moment to look at his eyes and he notices and looks back at you and then you lean away and take a long drag as if to pretend the smoke in your lungs is enough to sate the burning in your soul

Vapes cant give you shit

Important addition! Vapes require lithium batteries made out of cobalt! Buying/popularizing vapes impacts and contributes to the inhumane cobalt mining operations in congo. They are going through a genocide. Here’s a few donation links i found if you want to or can donate!

Friends of the Congo

Save the children

CrisisRelief

Focuscongo

anachronismstellar:

thethirdromana:

kinuko:

I’ve been on tumblr for almost 13 years and I refuse to know what homestuck is about

The thing that amazes me is that I’ve been on tumblr for ages and dashboard osmosis has conveyed absolutely nothing to me about Homestuck whatsoever.

There are whole episodes of Supernatural that I’ve seen in their entirety through gifsets. I don’t even know what sort of a thing Homestuck is or where I would find it. I know less about what happens in Homestuck, which presumably actually exists, than what happens in Goncharov, which doesn’t.

I spend hours every day on tumblr. I don’t know how this is possible.

This is proof that God has its favorites

leafin-soon-deactivated20241107:

yardsards:

yardsards:

you ever see a poll and just Know that a character lost purely because their source material is less well known than the winning character’s

there’ll be polls that are like “bipolar swag bracket round 1: PIKACHU from POKEMON vs SQUIMBUS from SOME MANGA FROM 2003 THAT ONLY SOLD 40 COPIES”

and you’ll look in the comments and it’s all “vote squimbus!” and *8 paragraph essay about how squimbus canonically has bipolar* and “#squimbus sweep!” and “squimbus my beloved” and *personal story about how squimbus inspired them to get help for their bipolar disorder*

and the only comment referencing pikachu is like “i have no clue who squimbus is but i like pikachu”

so you decide “yeah sure i’ll vote for squimbus why not” and you see the results and it’s like

pikachu: 93%

squimbus: 7%

komsomolka:

giggling about how germans are like the most unpopular white ethnicity in usamerican romance genre. there’s no german mafia or german billionaires, lmfao. zero regular german love interests too🤣

itsthekiks:

queer-as-city-folk:

Vampyre lore:

Vampires can enter any building in New York city specifically because the statue of liberty welcomes them in

@monstrousproductions

aorryn47:

foldingfittedsheets:

aorryn47:

Things I’ve called my wife’s cat:

A muppet with feelings

A teddy bear with a soul

A stuffed animal who vomits

An ambulatory carpet

A bottom

Which one are you?

A muppet with feelings

A teddy bear with a soul

A stuffed animal who vomits?

Ambulatory carpet

A bottom

See Results

Today I added a new one:

A bread loaf with extra thumbs (she’s polydactyl)

sunnywalnut:

Local PSA: invisible disability does NOT mean you can live your life like a “normal person” invisible disability meant that if a stranger looks at you in public they wouldn’t know what’s going on.

Like if a wheelchair user were to decide to run into a corner store to grab a candy bar because they know that their legs can last that long without, the cashier wouldn’t know.

Or someone with “mild” scoliosis walking upright through their shoulder leans slightly to the left. Maybe they just have bad posture. The lady in the next isle thinks to herself.

The person with EDS or POTS or whatever sort of condition wearing compression gloves out and about. Perhaps it’s a fashion statement?

Or what about the people with intestinal issues? They can look like “normal people” too.

You never know what someone is going through.

You never know what they might need to survive or if they’re on the edge of a flare up or even if they are currently going through one just by one look.

I think both disabled and non disabled need to realize this. You’re not “no longer disabled” because you can “live without” disability aids. They’re there to help you. To make your life easier. If living without a cane is going to make it more likely you’ll fall over and hurt yourself, use the cane.

If you need to sit down to do dishes or cut vegetables because you need to save your legs for taking out the trash, sit down.

If you need a shower chair because you don’t know if you’ll pass out, use the shower chair.

People are going to judge you regardless for multiple reasons out of your control.

I’d rather they judge you while you’re being safe.

You don’t need to struggle to be “normal.”

You can just be you.

However that looks for you.

Use your disability aids.

drawing-prompt-s:

rainabic:

drawing-prompt-s:

Draw a pastel, fluffy light dragon and a terrifying, evil dark unicorn!

Historians would call them “Best Friends”

My immediate response was “woah” and then I saw the line under it and snorted.

Well, these “best friends” look absolutely stunning. This was the first response I saw to this prompt and I got so excited because I had already loved the concept, and seeing the execution was is just wonderful!! I also absolutely adore the colors you used in this, they’re very eye catching. I am so glad that this prompt made its way to you, and even more excited that you took the time to do it and to share it with us!!! I absolutely adore this and I know others will as well!!

fogmoo:

bichoplaza:

“Do it scared” “do it alone” what am I a survival horror protagonist gtfo

saiiboat:

froggxxam:

screampotato:

Suddenly struck with a need to explain to you how boat pronouns work (I work in the marine industry).

When you’re talking about the design of the boat, you say “it”.

When the boat is still being built, your say “it”.

When the boat is nearing completion, you can say “it” or “she”.

When the boat is floating in the water you probably say “she”, unless there is still a lot of work to be done (e.g. no engine yet) then you say “it”.

When the boat is officially launched and operating, you say “she”. If you continue to say “it” at this point you are not incorrect but suspiciously untraditional. You are not playing the game.

If you are referring to a boat you don’t really know anything about you may say “it” (“there’s a big boat, it’s coming this way”). But if you know its name, it’s probably “she” (“there’s the Waverley, she’s on her way to Greenock”).

If you are talking about boats in general, you say “it” (“when a boat is hit by a wave it heels over”)

If you speak about a boat in complimentary terms, it’s “she” (“she’s a grand boat”). If you are being disparaging it may be it, but not necessarily (“it’s as ugly as sin”, “she’s a grotty old tub”).

If she has a boy’s name, she’s still she. “Boy James”, “King Edward”, “Sir David Attenborough”? The pronoun is she.

If it’s a dumb barge (no engine), you say it. But if it’s a rowing boat (no engine), you say she.

I hope this has cleared things up so that you may not be in danger of misgendering floating objects.

@saiiboat My beloved boat mutual can you confirm?

image ID: a really poorly edited image of the "fact checked by real american patriots meme" that replaces Trump's face with Saiiboat's sailboat pfp and reads "fact checked by real boating patriots". end ID.ALT

euniexenoblade:

lisanees:

xenasaur:

xenasaur:

fat transfems… save me fat transfems…

I love you fat transfems I love you so much you are so gorgeous and desirable

Op is a bigot.

Oh I also want to point out while I’m here, homunyas abuses shinigami eyes to mark trans people as “anti trans” despite said blogs not actually being marked red. In comparison:

Homunyas hopes the image of the red name will confuse people without shinigami eyes into actively thinking trans people are actually some transphobic bigot. mercy is obviously not red in shinigami eyes, because it’s not transphobic. mercy is also not the first person she’s done this to. This person is trying to abuse our trust in shinigami eyes slyly while trying to claim everyone’s lesbophobic “bigots.”

At this point, I fully believe Homunyas is probably a crypto terf, or at the very least some weird transphobic troll aiming to be an annoyance in our niche communities. Don’t take her seriously, block her and move on.

lullychi:

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Everyone who’s been talking to me knows i’ve been working on this comic about wlws and cats for a while and i’m so so happy it’s finally here!!! :D

idea stolen from this post :’3

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prokopetz:

maddie-2022:

prokopetz:

There’s a cinematic equivalent of “this meeting could have been an email” where you get about two hours into a feature-length blockbuster and it occurs to you that this would have lost nothing meaningful if it had been a ten-minute short film on YouTube.

I would also volunteer “this miniseries should have just been a movie”.

See Kenobi. It’s a good story … that only really needed ninety minutes to two hours to tell. They had to really pad out the middle to stretch it out to a full season when it could have just been a movie.

Level 1: Miniseries that could have been a feature film.

Level 2: Feature film that could have been a short film.

Level 3: Short film that could have been a TikTok sketch.

Level 4: TikTok sketch that could have been a rage comic.

Level 5: Yeah, maybe just keep that one to yourself.

vauschen-art:

vauschen-art:

I think it would be funny to break the funny little guy even more


BTW I’m not really good at making comics, so sorry if the text is hard to read

A funny continuation

averyterrible:

oneheadtoanother:

oneheadtoanother:

The number of people responding to this post claiming to be bodhisattvas is hilarious. If you’d resolved your karma you wouldn’t be on tumblr.

A warlord asked his teacher, a great monk, what he would do in his next lifetime.

“Oh,” he said, “I think I will spend a few lifetimes on Tumblr, most likely.”

The warlord was astonished. “Your merit and virtue are renowned far and wide!” he responded. “Why on earth would you be condemned to Tumblr?”

“If I did not post on Tumblr,” his teacher responded, “who would be your mutual?”

anneofgreengaybles:

anneofgreengaybles:

anneofgreengaybles:

what’s up nerds school is in session and this year’s crop of 4th graders doesn’t disappoint

their hobbies include writing stories on Google slides, playing Bloody Mary in the bathroom mirror, and being walking shitpost generators at recess

HOT TAKE ALERT: generally speaking I do think that the kids are, in fact, Alright™️

xmajordumps:

egg.

this video was heavily inspired by @bubba-draws’s video! please go check out their video as well!

happy (late) sex update

a-mimic-and-a-jester:

should I start posting art on here

yea :DD

nah let’s stick to shitposts

See Results

xmajordumps:

missionary travels: fertilizer merchant

pusangkambing:

pusangkambing:

Vapes are so fucking uncool and lame and still genuinely harmful no matter how they market it. Atleast with cigars, as bad for your health as they are, you can homoerotically lean in close the face of another man as your cigar lights up his and you both stare at the end of your cigarette lighting the other’s and your eyes flick up for a moment to look at his eyes and he notices and looks back at you and then you lean away and take a long drag as if to pretend the smoke in your lungs is enough to sate the burning in your soul

Vapes cant give you shit

Important addition! Vapes require lithium batteries made out of cobalt! Buying/popularizing vapes impacts and contributes to the inhumane cobalt mining operations in congo. They are going through a genocide. Here’s a few donation links i found if you want to or can donate!

Friends of the Congo

Save the children

CrisisRelief

Focuscongo

desgn8n-n:

girlballs:

tastylemonbread:

BEST QUEER MEDIA TOURNAMENT FINAL ROUND!!!!!

[ propaganda masterpost]

Which is the best queer media of all time?

South Park

Hazbin Hotel

See Results

leafin-soon-deactivated20241107:

yardsards:

yardsards:

you ever see a poll and just Know that a character lost purely because their source material is less well known than the winning character’s

there’ll be polls that are like “bipolar swag bracket round 1: PIKACHU from POKEMON vs SQUIMBUS from SOME MANGA FROM 2003 THAT ONLY SOLD 40 COPIES”

and you’ll look in the comments and it’s all “vote squimbus!” and *8 paragraph essay about how squimbus canonically has bipolar* and “#squimbus sweep!” and “squimbus my beloved” and *personal story about how squimbus inspired them to get help for their bipolar disorder*

and the only comment referencing pikachu is like “i have no clue who squimbus is but i like pikachu”

so you decide “yeah sure i’ll vote for squimbus why not” and you see the results and it’s like

pikachu: 93%

squimbus: 7%

komsomolka:

giggling about how germans are like the most unpopular white ethnicity in usamerican romance genre. there’s no german mafia or german billionaires, lmfao. zero regular german love interests too🤣

itsthekiks:

queer-as-city-folk:

Vampyre lore:

Vampires can enter any building in New York city specifically because the statue of liberty welcomes them in

@monstrousproductions

aorryn47:

foldingfittedsheets:

aorryn47:

Things I’ve called my wife’s cat:

A muppet with feelings

A teddy bear with a soul

A stuffed animal who vomits

An ambulatory carpet

A bottom

Which one are you?

A muppet with feelings

A teddy bear with a soul

A stuffed animal who vomits?

Ambulatory carpet

A bottom

See Results

Today I added a new one:

A bread loaf with extra thumbs (she’s polydactyl)

drawing-prompt-s:

rainabic:

drawing-prompt-s:

Draw a pastel, fluffy light dragon and a terrifying, evil dark unicorn!

Historians would call them “Best Friends”

My immediate response was “woah” and then I saw the line under it and snorted.

Well, these “best friends” look absolutely stunning. This was the first response I saw to this prompt and I got so excited because I had already loved the concept, and seeing the execution was is just wonderful!! I also absolutely adore the colors you used in this, they’re very eye catching. I am so glad that this prompt made its way to you, and even more excited that you took the time to do it and to share it with us!!! I absolutely adore this and I know others will as well!!

saiiboat:

froggxxam:

screampotato:

Suddenly struck with a need to explain to you how boat pronouns work (I work in the marine industry).

When you’re talking about the design of the boat, you say “it”.

When the boat is still being built, your say “it”.

When the boat is nearing completion, you can say “it” or “she”.

When the boat is floating in the water you probably say “she”, unless there is still a lot of work to be done (e.g. no engine yet) then you say “it”.

When the boat is officially launched and operating, you say “she”. If you continue to say “it” at this point you are not incorrect but suspiciously untraditional. You are not playing the game.

If you are referring to a boat you don’t really know anything about you may say “it” (“there’s a big boat, it’s coming this way”). But if you know its name, it’s probably “she” (“there’s the Waverley, she’s on her way to Greenock”).

If you are talking about boats in general, you say “it” (“when a boat is hit by a wave it heels over”)

If you speak about a boat in complimentary terms, it’s “she” (“she’s a grand boat”). If you are being disparaging it may be it, but not necessarily (“it’s as ugly as sin”, “she’s a grotty old tub”).

If she has a boy’s name, she’s still she. “Boy James”, “King Edward”, “Sir David Attenborough”? The pronoun is she.

If it’s a dumb barge (no engine), you say it. But if it’s a rowing boat (no engine), you say she.

I hope this has cleared things up so that you may not be in danger of misgendering floating objects.

@saiiboat My beloved boat mutual can you confirm?

image ID: a really poorly edited image of the "fact checked by real american patriots meme" that replaces Trump's face with Saiiboat's sailboat pfp and reads "fact checked by real boating patriots". end ID.ALT

euniexenoblade:

lisanees:

xenasaur:

xenasaur:

fat transfems… save me fat transfems…

I love you fat transfems I love you so much you are so gorgeous and desirable

Op is a bigot.

Oh I also want to point out while I’m here, homunyas abuses shinigami eyes to mark trans people as “anti trans” despite said blogs not actually being marked red. In comparison:

Homunyas hopes the image of the red name will confuse people without shinigami eyes into actively thinking trans people are actually some transphobic bigot. mercy is obviously not red in shinigami eyes, because it’s not transphobic. mercy is also not the first person she’s done this to. This person is trying to abuse our trust in shinigami eyes slyly while trying to claim everyone’s lesbophobic “bigots.”

At this point, I fully believe Homunyas is probably a crypto terf, or at the very least some weird transphobic troll aiming to be an annoyance in our niche communities. Don’t take her seriously, block her and move on.

a-mimic-and-a-jester:

should I start posting art on here

yea :DD

nah let’s stick to shitposts

See Results