YOU – mm i want a fat man on me gaystyle but with clothes on
FURRY INCLINATION [Medium: Success] – Any *animalline traits* to him, two-legs?
SENSATION – That would do nicely, texturally speaking…
YOU – not for now, but i’ll keep that in mind.
POSTER’S GAMBIT [Easy: Success] – Yes. YES. It’s the perfect emotion. Everyone wants – even if not that. So generalize, blogsman. Ambiguate. With this, you can finally build your *viral empire.*
BROAD APPEAL [Hard: Success] – With your crowd: three faves, and a flirtatious re-blog from some fur-fag. Eight if the bitcoinette or the not-lycanthrope touches it…
POSTER’S GAMBIT – Try again. We’re *this* close to another “you have to let ‘denny’s parking lot at 3am’ go.”
YOU – mm i want big men on me gaystyle #gay #mlm #lgbt #asexual
SENSATION [Medium: Success] – But it’s not about “big” – “big” alone is nothing. Non descript. You crave *plasticity* – you want to feel him pushing through, between your fingers…
FURRY INCLINATION – Oh, yes. Sounds *sonft,* two-legs.
SENSATION – *Really* sonft. If we must say it that way. And so *heavy* on our supine body, too. I almost wonder if we could…
New task: Administer the *auto-hand-job.*
SENSATION – Yeah.
POSTER’S GAMBIT – NEVER MIND THEM. Never mind any of that. You’re almost there. Keep going, blogsman. *Earn* the U.R.L.
BROAD APPEAL [Hard: Success] – Thirteen faves, four reblogs. None flirtatious – none you think.
YOU – what’s missing?
BROAD APPEAL – What do you think?
YOU [Impossible: Success] – the *sapphic* factor.
BROAD APPEAL – Exactly right. I *told* you I’m named this way for a reason…
HIGH SCHOOL G.S.A. – Do it for Erin. And Michaela. I wonder if they’re still…
BROAD INTUITION [Medium: Success] – They’re not.
YOU – mm i want big men or women on me #lgbt #ambiguously queer
HIGH SCHOOL G.S.A. – Ah-ah-ah.
BROAD APPEAL – And about that word “big” … you know what has to happen.
YOU – but that’s the core of it to me, kind of.
POSTER’S GAMBIT [Easy: Success] – And to the fur-fag sector.
BROAD APPEAL – A sector is nothing. We want the *website* in our hands. Even the proponents of Astarion, and the proprietors of “best girls”…
YOU – Yuck.
BROAD APPEAL – I know. But they’re the only way.
VANITY [Easy: Failure] – God, we’ll be on *Ellen.*
BROAD APPEAL – Enough of that. She’s out.
YOU [Impossible: Success] – mm i want anything at all #lgbt #ambiguously queer #asexual
POSTER’S GAMBIT – STOP THERE. YOU’VE FOUND IT, BLOGSMAN. QUICKLY – BEFORE WE BOTH FORGET – TYPE IT UP AND POST.
BROAD APPEAL – The known numbers don’t go high enough. You’ve found a ticket out of here – out of *Massachusetts.*
SHIVERS – IN 2027, A METEOR THE SIZE OF A KLEAN KANTEEN WILL LAND IN THE CENTER OF ROXBURY AND LEVEL BOSTON WITH ITS ZETTA-JOULES OF IMPACT ENERGY. TOO SMALL AND TOO QUICK FOR EVEN M.I.T.’S OBSERVATORY-BOYS TO DETECT.
POSTER’S GAMBIT – More important things than that are happening – and sooner, too. Type it up, blogsman. This is the easy part…
YOU – You type: “mm i want anything at all #lgbt #ambiguously queer #asexual.”
SENSATION [Hard: Success] – Stop. Go back. It’s dishonest.
BROAD APPEAL – This was never about you – you were only ever the basis on which *this* could be constructed. If that…
POSTER’S GAMBIT – Post it, blogsman. Make the world relate to you.
YOU – You hit: “post.”
YOU – The progress bar reaches – reaches – completes. A green light indicates success.
POSTER’S GAMBIT – YES. YES… Oh, I suppose we should have waited for *optimum posting hours.* It doesn’t matter now. It’s done – and the onslaught faves will begin rolling in catastrophically in three… two…
POSTER’S GAMBIT – In three… two…
Thought gained: Any day now…
POSTER’S GAMBIT – Don’t worry, blogsman. Just keep checking your phone – the *wi-fi* here is *bunk,* anyway.
VANITY – And once it does – Ellen.