April 2024

lazuli43:

xxmethlordxx:

This panel makes me laugh out loud every time I see it in my camera roll

Man’s life is hanging by a thread and he still finds breath to be a hater, that’s dedication

animentality:

reemillustrated:

snoopy encourages you to buy a new book!

yeahokayillreblogthat:

company:

blusoldier:

company:

incel-moved-deactivated20210803:

half of this website should learn this

Shut the fuck up

yeah okay ill reblog that

railroadlion:

Arbok

luckynein:

saturatedsinset:

luckynein:

saturatedsinset:

luckynein:

luckynein:

luckynein:

“Trans men can be misogynistic because they’re MEN”

No, everyone can be misogynistic because misogyny is not stored in the gender.

Some of the nastiest misogyny I got to hear growing up came from the women around me.

Had a whole response ready to go about this but I’d like to ask for some clarification before I do. Are you arguing for or against the people who make these claims? Do you agree with the claim that trans men as a class benefit from misogyny or are you simply explaining one of the ways others interact with that idea?

men as a social class benefit from misogyny as a social force regardless of other axes of oppression they face

This is not a coherent explanation whatsoever because you’re relying on the idea that trans men as a social class benefit from misogyny as if that is some given. This is not a given, it is not reality. There is no place in this world as it currently functions where trans men, as a social class, benefit from misogyny.

I am relying on the idea that men, all men, as a social class, benefit from misogyny, because society is structured by patriarchy, and I am also relying on the idea that trans men are men. men benefit from misogyny. men benefit from patriarchy. this is simple, baseline feminism 101 stuff, and if you can’t wrap your head around it then you have no business speaking on misogyny

Ah yes, it’s real because reasons! Zero acknowledgment of how the trans man existence as a man is not one society grants to us as a class. Just ignore that fact. Trans men r men and the reality of our lived experience as men, oppressed as men particularly and specifically, cannot be reality.


Real glad I did ask for clarification because you are so clearly not even remotely worth my time.

bloodraven55:

still an absolutely iconic moment 🫡

thunderbottle:

dontkillbugs:

sloppystyle:

Happy Send Me On My Way Sunday

he’s on his way

popillia:

popillia:

Bug indentfication app identified me as my favourite species of jumping spider forever ago and I decided to doodle it instead of working 🫡


I fixed God’s biggest mistake

I coloured it

ghosts-and-glory:

Extra cause I couldn’t stop thinking about Leshy and Narinder getting banned from stores. They already have a lifetime ban from Walmart.

In my heart Leshy is like 20, can’t drive, dresses like a 8 year old boy, shit posts 24/7, never double checks his writing and is allergic to using punctuation and capitalization.

I need to put the YouTube au down now.

finleycannotdraw:

duckdotcom:

would you put a discarded fruit sticker on my forehead in whimsical jest yes or no

reblog to put a discarded fruit sticker on the forehead of the person you reblogged from in whimsical jest

courageisneverforgotten:

unbothered. moisturized. happy. in his lane. focused. flourishing.

yourpostisonpinterest:

@tropiyas

i found your post on pinterest!

cy-cyborg:

undeadentropy:

spiralarray:

theconcealedweapon:

I vote we stop calling it inflation at all. Seize the language. It’s price gouging, not inflation. Inflation is a nebulous concept that invokes feeling of being too complex for the layman, a struggle as old as economy itself against a beast no one has ever truly slain.

Price gouging is the truth of it. And it makes it very clear who is to blame, and what must be done to end it.

Can confirm this works wonders. Australia is in a cost of living crisis rn and the two major supermarkets are a big part of it, as they pretty much have a duopoly on not just the grocery shopping market, but a bunch of others considered to be essential (things like fuel). They are trying to blame their price rises on inflation, but the media recently started reporting it as price gouging (which it is), and it got the average person pretty worked up, better than blaming inflation did.

queer-as-city-folk:

thebelovedlion:

queer-as-city-folk:

They should make a game where you design characters and then decorate houses for them

well buddy boi have i got some news for you

I want a good game though

derinthescarletpescatarian:

the-last-teabender:

strix-alba:

inthesensethat-deactivated20240:

#I feel like we’re all conditioned to give these corporatized apologies or statements for every interaction#because when you talk like a regular fucking person online it’s much more easily misinterpreted by people who just want to be pissed off#you know the Tweet that’s like “I like pancakes” “so you hate waffles?” “no bitch that’s a whole new sentence what are you talking about”#corporate apologies and statements read the way they do because they’re intentionally structured to prevent ambiguity or misunderstanding#while also conveying a certain tone that will hopefully prevent people from getting mad while they read it#and when we have to buffer everything we say with conditional statements to prevent some rando from ripping us apart over a perceived slight#everything we say starts to sound sanitized and corporate (x)

Reeducating myself on how to say “You are willfully misinterpreting me so this conversation is over.”

Recently watched a youtube video about tips for trying to buy sustainable and high quality textiles and the narrator started with several minutes of “I am not shaming anyone for having to buy fast fashion, no ethical consumption under capitalism etc., these are just some tips for if you have the means and desire to source these sorts of fabrics, I know being able to buy sustainable things is a privilege –” and the fact that that disclaimer is necessary, that we live in a culture so ready to read anything in bad faith that providing tips for something is assumed to be shaming people for doing anything else unless you do the “you’re valid too! <3” speech at the start, made me want to eat my own face.

charlottan:

if i had a vagina i promise i would feed it and pet it and take good care of it 👍

derinthescarletpescatarian:

the-last-teabender:

strix-alba:

inthesensethat-deactivated20240:

#I feel like we’re all conditioned to give these corporatized apologies or statements for every interaction#because when you talk like a regular fucking person online it’s much more easily misinterpreted by people who just want to be pissed off#you know the Tweet that’s like “I like pancakes” “so you hate waffles?” “no bitch that’s a whole new sentence what are you talking about”#corporate apologies and statements read the way they do because they’re intentionally structured to prevent ambiguity or misunderstanding#while also conveying a certain tone that will hopefully prevent people from getting mad while they read it#and when we have to buffer everything we say with conditional statements to prevent some rando from ripping us apart over a perceived slight#everything we say starts to sound sanitized and corporate (x)

Reeducating myself on how to say “You are willfully misinterpreting me so this conversation is over.”

Recently watched a youtube video about tips for trying to buy sustainable and high quality textiles and the narrator started with several minutes of “I am not shaming anyone for having to buy fast fashion, no ethical consumption under capitalism etc., these are just some tips for if you have the means and desire to source these sorts of fabrics, I know being able to buy sustainable things is a privilege –” and the fact that that disclaimer is necessary, that we live in a culture so ready to read anything in bad faith that providing tips for something is assumed to be shaming people for doing anything else unless you do the “you’re valid too! <3” speech at the start, made me want to eat my own face.

fledgling-witch:

homosexuallyisolated:

me, a reasonably depressed edo period pilgrim: just do it. fuck me up

“I hope you’re all ready for mouth-watering sweet potatoes!”

“I thought we were going to be killed?”

“Oh no, I said marugoroshi! That’s what I call steamed yams!”

“You call steamed yams marugoroshi?”

“Yes! It’s a, uh, regional dialect.”

“Uh huh. What region?”

“Uhhhhh Sanuki-no-kuni.”

“Really. Well, I’m from Takamatsu and I’ve never heard of anyone call these marugoroshi.”

“Oh, not in Takamatsu, no, it’s a Marugame expression.”

“I see.”

underwhelmedandoverstimulated:

jaesig:

Can we please make “I’m depressed” a valid reason to out-of-the-blue fall off the face of the earth?

I’m not busy.

I’m not tired.

My plate isn’t full.

I’m not swamped with work.

I don’t have a cold or flu.

I’m not laying awake at night. (But I am sleepy throughout the day.)

Nothing tragic or traumatic has happened.

I nor anyone I know or work with is going through anything.

You didn’t do or say anything wrong.


But I’m not sad, either. I’m not homesick or in mourning. I’m not angry at anyone or anything.


Nothing is wrong…


I just woke up and suddenly being alive sucked, eating became a dumb idea and nothing mattered. I canceled training for the next two weeks, making up a lie, saying I’d be out of town on business.

And I have no other explanation for that, but I don’t [can’t] say anything because the word “depression” might as well be “itchy” to some people.

“Here, have a mango. You like mangos, right? This should cheer you up!” But I’m not sad.

“Just think happy things!” But I’m not sad.

“Did something happen? You know you can always talk to me!” About what? I’m not sad.


It’ll go away just as it came: on its own.

How long it’ll stay in my system this time is anyone’s guess.

Sweety, that is in fact what the kids call Goin through it.

i-may-be-an-emu:

only-cat-memes:

Reblog if you’re feral

sayruq:

minophus:

minophus:

king sisyphus at council meeting spotted Picking his nose

He has just flicked it onto holy councilor Haniel’s hood. He doesnt even realize its there

dathen:

froody:

tilthat:

TIL In an epilogue at the end of the original 1931 Dracula film, Dracula breaks the fourth wall and taunts the audience, saying vampires are real and to be afraid. In a 1936 re-release, this was censored by the Hays Code, out of fear it would encourage belief in the occult.

via reddit.com

think about how many people have died because they took out the warning

This is hilarious because the biggest edit Stoker’s editor made him do was to cut out a preface that said “this was all real and the Harkers are wonderful people and my friends :)” The editor felt he risked inducing mass panic.

animentality:

yeahokayillreblogthat:

company:

blusoldier:

company:

incel-moved-deactivated20210803:

half of this website should learn this

Shut the fuck up

yeah okay ill reblog that

thunderbottle:

dontkillbugs:

sloppystyle:

Happy Send Me On My Way Sunday

he’s on his way

ghosts-and-glory:

Extra cause I couldn’t stop thinking about Leshy and Narinder getting banned from stores. They already have a lifetime ban from Walmart.

In my heart Leshy is like 20, can’t drive, dresses like a 8 year old boy, shit posts 24/7, never double checks his writing and is allergic to using punctuation and capitalization.

I need to put the YouTube au down now.

courageisneverforgotten:

unbothered. moisturized. happy. in his lane. focused. flourishing.

beesleeps:

cy-cyborg:

undeadentropy:

spiralarray:

theconcealedweapon:

I vote we stop calling it inflation at all. Seize the language. It’s price gouging, not inflation. Inflation is a nebulous concept that invokes feeling of being too complex for the layman, a struggle as old as economy itself against a beast no one has ever truly slain.

Price gouging is the truth of it. And it makes it very clear who is to blame, and what must be done to end it.

Can confirm this works wonders. Australia is in a cost of living crisis rn and the two major supermarkets are a big part of it, as they pretty much have a duopoly on not just the grocery shopping market, but a bunch of others considered to be essential (things like fuel). They are trying to blame their price rises on inflation, but the media recently started reporting it as price gouging (which it is), and it got the average person pretty worked up, better than blaming inflation did.

queer-as-city-folk:

thebelovedlion:

queer-as-city-folk:

They should make a game where you design characters and then decorate houses for them

well buddy boi have i got some news for you

I want a good game though

Sims 3

Maybe?

queer-as-city-folk:

thebelovedlion:

queer-as-city-folk:

They should make a game where you design characters and then decorate houses for them

well buddy boi have i got some news for you

I want a good game though

aautumnair:

ackee:

ackee:

everyone should be weirder about their ocs more.

fake movie posters and comic book covers. visual novels. rpg maker games. fics. websites dedicated to your ocs. custom oc merch to wear or decorate your house with. surreal art that some old guy from the 1600s woulda painted. i want to see it ALL

derinthescarletpescatarian:

the-last-teabender:

strix-alba:

inthesensethat-deactivated20240:

#I feel like we’re all conditioned to give these corporatized apologies or statements for every interaction#because when you talk like a regular fucking person online it’s much more easily misinterpreted by people who just want to be pissed off#you know the Tweet that’s like “I like pancakes” “so you hate waffles?” “no bitch that’s a whole new sentence what are you talking about”#corporate apologies and statements read the way they do because they’re intentionally structured to prevent ambiguity or misunderstanding#while also conveying a certain tone that will hopefully prevent people from getting mad while they read it#and when we have to buffer everything we say with conditional statements to prevent some rando from ripping us apart over a perceived slight#everything we say starts to sound sanitized and corporate (x)

Reeducating myself on how to say “You are willfully misinterpreting me so this conversation is over.”

Recently watched a youtube video about tips for trying to buy sustainable and high quality textiles and the narrator started with several minutes of “I am not shaming anyone for having to buy fast fashion, no ethical consumption under capitalism etc., these are just some tips for if you have the means and desire to source these sorts of fabrics, I know being able to buy sustainable things is a privilege –” and the fact that that disclaimer is necessary, that we live in a culture so ready to read anything in bad faith that providing tips for something is assumed to be shaming people for doing anything else unless you do the “you’re valid too! <3” speech at the start, made me want to eat my own face.

lifesgrandparade:

cardentist:

godmybackhurts:

catherine-clover:

catherine-clover:

How many people do you follow?

No one. I just scroll the For You page, liking things I like. A true algomaxxer.

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Ok, question. Why not use the For You page at that point?

Because it sucks

um

Prev tag

Normal people can vote in this reblog

🐾

boop

🐾🐾🐾

Boop boop boop!

Super boop!!

psych-is-the-name:

catherine-clover:

dreamsy990:

godmybackhurts:

catherine-clover:

catherine-clover:

How many people do you follow?

No one. I just scroll the For You page, liking things I like. A true algomaxxer.

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Ok, question. Why not use the For You page at that point?

Because it sucks

hi heres real options

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boi no. go back while you still can. a good chunk of my answers are in the quads

everybody out of the way!

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sayruq:

only-cat-memes:

and-a-pidgey-in-a-wepear-tree:

professionalchaoticdumbass:

ace-disgrace-on-the-case:

skluug:

karcatgirl-vantas:

the default way for things to taste is good. we know this because “tasty” means something tastes good. conversely, from the words “smelly” and “noisy” we can conclude that the default way for things to smell and sound is bad. interestingly there are no corresponding adjectives for the senses of sight and touch. the inescapable conclusion is that the most ordinary object possible is invisible and intangible, produces a hideous cacophony, smells terrible, but tastes delicious. and yet this description matches no object or phenomenon known to science or human experience. so what the fuck

this is what ancient greek philosophy is like

False! “Sightly” is a positive word, so the default way for things to work is good as well.

The true most ordinary object is beautiful, horrible sounding, very smelly, intangible, and delicious.

I still don’t think it matches anything in existence but to truly understand a thing one must know its true nature.

“touchy” is also a word! however it’s mostly used for things that aren’t objects, like subjects of conversation. it either means “oversensitive and irritable” or “requires careful handling/wording, delicate”

i think the second one works well for our hypothetical object. so we can use that.

therefore, the Default Object is:

  • beautiful
  • makes a horrendous sound
  • smells absolutely awful
  • is very fragile
  • tastes delicious

and i still cannot think of anything that matches this

behold, the default object!

sosuperawesome:

artbyjulia.png on Instagram

lackadaisycats:

New musical, animated dance video up today!
Or, well, Ivy’s dancing. Freckle’s just trying not to die.

Just a little something to vibe to!

Find it here!

thefoolandthehermit:

kagesstuff:

modelinterrupted:

myheart-istheworstkindofweapon:

The Money Tubbs only comes around every 5628 seconds. Reblog the Money Tubbs and you’ll find money!

Bitttchhh the last time I reblogged some bullshit like this I booked a 2k 30minute shoot lmao

Couldn’t hurt

Money money money *in Mr.Krabs voice*

sosuperawesome:

artbyjulia.png on Instagram

spamish-inquisition:

one-time-i-dreamt:

I bought a bike and everyone started calling me “Bichael.”

My name is not Michael.

Obviously not. It’s clearly Bichael.

reallybadgurrenlagannquotes:

Simon: So I got detention today.
Kamina: How?
Simon: The teacher pointed a ruler at me and said, “There’s an idiot at the end of this ruler.”
Simon: Then I asked which end.
Kamina, tearing up: I’m so proud of you.

spamish-inquisition:

:

sludgewizard666:

  • if it sucks hit da bricks <- litany against sunk cost
  • take it easy but take it <- litany against burnout/apathy cycle
  • fuck it we ball <- litany against perfectionism
  • now say something beautiful and true <- litany against irony poisoning

some others i found in the notes

i-am-a-fish:

beep-beepster:

anemiaman:

anemiaman:

anemiaman:

I DIDNT CHECK TH E SONG FULLY BEFORE POSTING THIS I FUCKED UP

congratulations!!! through doubt, you have unlocked backstory!!!

imagine, if you will, innocent, overly-trusting me listening to the mario galaxy ost and getting to the honeyhive galaxy theme, and thinking “wow! this song would go great with a pokemon walking gif!”

a brilliant idea! i immediately search up the song, and oh, how naive i was.

the third result is very official-looking!! a perfect candidate for a quick youtube rip–it’s just a meme, it won’t hurt anybody.

the first few second autoplay, and it seems legit! i quickly copy the url and download the file, then make the post

at this point, i haven’t seen the gif along with the song i’d intended to put with it, so i have a listen!!

and let me tell you, the surprise i got,

this is now rowlet’s theme

there’s something really special about finding an old post you remember and seeing it has several new additions. it’s like aw, the post grew up :)