April 2024

gffa:

LMAO Jason holding a goon up against a glass display and telling him to be quiet so he can watch the televising of Dick’s award ceremony is hilarious, THAT’S HIS BROTHER, YOUR HONOR, NOW SHUT UP HE’S TRYING TO LISTEN

soon-palestine:

candyredterezii:

conzoop:

yourlocalbreadenthusiast:

wizard-archivist-official:

wizardcore420:

theboynichmanuscript-deactivate:

wizardcore420:

elmyra-is-tired:

wizardcore420:

you know the wizards council will use this to expand the surveillance kingdom and erode nonhuman rights

👏dragon 👏blood 👏can’t 👏erode 👏mythril 👏beams

everyone else is funnier than me I quit

On this day in wizard council history…

we remember the 4/18 terror attack on the Dual Spires of the City of Towers, which led to the loss of nearly 3000 wizards and their apprentices. We commemorate their loss as the Wizard Council continues to wage arcane war across the continent to secure vengeance (and mana drilling rights) from the many nations deemed at least partially responsible for this tragedy.

#NeverForgor

FIRST THE GNOMES, NOW DRAGONS?

yourlocalbreadenthusiast:

wizard-archivist-official:

wizardcore420:

theboynichmanuscript-deactivate:

wizardcore420:

elmyra-is-tired:

wizardcore420:

you know the wizards council will use this to expand the surveillance kingdom and erode nonhuman rights

👏dragon 👏blood 👏can’t 👏erode 👏mythril 👏beams

everyone else is funnier than me I quit

On this day in wizard council history…

we remember the 4/18 terror attack on the Dual Spires of the City of Towers, which led to the loss of nearly 3000 wizards and their apprentices. We commemorate their loss as the Wizard Council continues to wage arcane war across the continent to secure vengeance (and mana drilling rights) from the many nations deemed at least partially responsible for this tragedy.

#NeverForgor

FIRST THE GNOMES, NOW DRAGONS?

lish-lishii:

time is of the essence.

i was supposed to finish this before ep.2 but i just. didnt. so!!!!

yamada-ryo:

guiltyidealist:

xlydrs:

chicinlicin:

it’s time to trace~!

heads up. the charts in the middle are very rough guides. everything about copying is super grey, you need to use your own judgement…also I have more notes

Keep reading

Honestly there’s such an unnecessary stigma with tracing, regardless of the context. I used to trace all the time to better understand anatomy, and I still do!

Right? It’s literally the best way to develop an understanding of anatomical shapes, proportions, angles, movements, and limits

queerautism:

dandelionjack:

not nearly enough people are fuming about the cass review. do you understand the eventual implications? trans people in the uk will be considered children up until the age of 25, and denied HRT/surgery/even basic measures like legal name change and social transition. all owing to a biased and largely unscientific study. you know what “treatment” for gender dysphoria is recommended by the review instead? conversion therapy.

this will kill people and they know it, because they prefer us dead and out of sight. the government, the NHS and even the opposition have made this clear again and again. a twenty-five year old can have sex, get married have children, join the military, earn a living, be halfway up the corporate ladder or highly successful in their chosen career field by that age, but they can’t transition under NHS rules. this is a death sentence for trans teenagers and they are going ahead with it. it’s trans genocide, same as across the pond.

i’m so afraid for my trans siblings and our futures. i’m so scared for myself. what are we to do if not even the party that is supposed to be on the “left” gives a shit about our safety and mental health as long as they get voted in? labour have become tories with a red coat of paint. it all feels hopeless

It’s fucking horrible. Scientifically it’s absolute nonsense with the most ridiculously biased methodology possible, and it makes me feel fucking insane to see the way it’s being talked about and how it’s being used

I was 28 years old last year when my GP clinic was basically trying to use GUIDELINES MEANT FOR CIS CHILDREN to deny me HRT I had been on a wailist for for 7 years. I am fucking terrified of the way they will try to use this against all of us.

victusinveritas:

victusinveritas:

victusinveritas:

pupyjpeg:

pupyjpeg:

My absolute hottest take is that, from a culturally relative perspective, no food is bad. None of it. It’s an expression of culture, art, history, ecology, material conditions, subjective taste. It’s all inedible pap to somebody and the taste of childhood for someone else. Americans be eating cheesed burger. Pea wet is as good as gravy in Wigan. The French eat snails and the Inuit eat seal, the Germans eat sauerkraut and the Russians drink kvass, the Inca ate cavy and the Romans ate flamingo. People around the world have been eagerly awaiting their serving of simple bread or thin porridge or fermented milk product or pickled whatever-the-fuck since we learned to cook food over fire. We all love the slop we grew up eating. Food is a reflection of millennia of culture and loving human artistic expression. Attempting to extrapolate largely harmless online food banter into actual serious comparative rankings or half-baked critical analyses of cultures based on how much you subjectively don’t like what they eat is a miserable way to live. Live a little. Peace and love on the only planet with food.

This is a post of critical support for bland English cuisine and unhinged Brazilian pizzas and everything else I don’t understand. Turning food, something literally every person on earth enjoys, into a moral or cultural judgement is, well, if it’s not full-blown reactionary and parochial… then it’s at least kind of nasty, huh?

pupyjpeg:

pupyjpeg:

My absolute hottest take is that, from a culturally relative perspective, no food is bad. None of it. It’s an expression of culture, art, history, ecology, material conditions, subjective taste. It’s all inedible pap to somebody and the taste of childhood for someone else. Americans be eating cheesed burger. Pea wet is as good as gravy in Wigan. The French eat snails and the Inuit eat seal, the Germans eat sauerkraut and the Russians drink kvass, the Inca ate cavy and the Romans ate flamingo. People around the world have been eagerly awaiting their serving of simple bread or thin porridge or fermented milk product or pickled whatever-the-fuck since we learned to cook food over fire. We all love the slop we grew up eating. Food is a reflection of millennia of culture and loving human artistic expression. Attempting to extrapolate largely harmless online food banter into actual serious comparative rankings or half-baked critical analyses of cultures based on how much you subjectively don’t like what they eat is a miserable way to live. Live a little. Peace and love on the only planet with food.

This is a post of critical support for bland English cuisine and unhinged Brazilian pizzas and everything else I don’t understand. Turning food, something literally every person on earth enjoys, into a moral or cultural judgement is, well, if it’s not full-blown reactionary and parochial… then it’s at least kind of nasty, huh?

valtsv:

[stumbling out of the dungeon, covered in cobwebs and blood] you should see the other guy

giant spidergirl covered in lipstick kiss marks:

fear-is-nameless:

viostormcaller:

tiny-slime:

ice-block:

chekplaysminecraft:

Theory Time

The reason endermen don’t like it when you look at them is because they communicate telepathically with one another by locking eyes! Humans are absolutely not designed to do this so when we look at them we are accidentally projecting all of our thoughts into them at the same time and it hurts :(

But like, since the player is not of the Minecraft world, the player is just what the use to explore it, what if it’s like:

Enderman: *looks at player’s eyes*

Player: 01010010 01100001 00100000 01110010 01100001 00100000 01010010 01100001 01110011 01110000 01110101 01110100 01101001 01101110 00100000 01101100 01101111 01110110 01100101 01110010 00100000 01101111 01100110 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01010010 01110101 01110011 01110011 01101001 01100001 01101110 00100000 01110001 01110101 01100101 01100101 01101110 00100000 01101111 01101000 00100000 01100110 01110101 01100011 01101011 00100000 01100001 01101110 00100000 01100101 01101110 01100100 01100101 01110010 01101101 01100001 01101110

Enderman: oh ok *attacks player*

This kills me every single fucking time

I don’t even play Minecraft but this is hilarious 

cristalplanetheart:

papayajuan2019:

did they ever cut that guy’s life into pieces like he was requesting

john-liberal:

i’ll krill you. you won’t resprawn. shrimpleton

yellowpoet:

BEHOLD…

outofcontextdiscord:

skajador:

orcboxer:

orcboxer:

If you’ve ever been disappointed by dragonfruit, especially if you felt like it tasted like nothing, then I’m like 90% sure you had unripe dragonfruit, which tastes like nothing. There’s a small window of time where it tastes amazing. You must have the patience of a hunter. Do not strike until your prey is at its most delicious

TIPS FOR DRAGONFRUIT/PITAYA

  1. You want PINK flesh not white flesh. It’s sweeter. Pink pitaya never done me wrong.
  2. You want DENSE pitaya. It’s like the watermelon rules, heft them and compare weight-to-size ratios.
  3. You want ROUND. I don’t really know why but the longer ones ain’t usually as sweet.
  4. You want SHORT petal tips not the longer ones, this usually tells you if it’s pink on the inside or not.
  5. Once you have caught your sessile prey you will WAIT patiently for the petals dry out, until the TIPS of the petals have started to turn BROWN
  6. FEAST

Be free, I love you

hype culture works like this:
guy 1: i think they are making a new "Sweater"
guy 2: Im literally so excited, about this

i hope you can comprehend this

charlottan:

i dont knowwwwwww

image

skajador:

orcboxer:

orcboxer:

If you’ve ever been disappointed by dragonfruit, especially if you felt like it tasted like nothing, then I’m like 90% sure you had unripe dragonfruit, which tastes like nothing. There’s a small window of time where it tastes amazing. You must have the patience of a hunter. Do not strike until your prey is at its most delicious

TIPS FOR DRAGONFRUIT/PITAYA

  1. You want PINK flesh not white flesh. It’s sweeter. Pink pitaya never done me wrong.
  2. You want DENSE pitaya. It’s like the watermelon rules, heft them and compare weight-to-size ratios.
  3. You want ROUND. I don’t really know why but the longer ones ain’t usually as sweet.
  4. You want SHORT petal tips not the longer ones, this usually tells you if it’s pink on the inside or not.
  5. Once you have caught your sessile prey you will WAIT patiently for the petals dry out, until the TIPS of the petals have started to turn BROWN
  6. FEAST

Be free, I love you

pastelstarmie:

evilbeast:

sometimes my friends send me good reels

(op)

We’re called Cheap Dirty Horse The song is called On the Rob! You can find it pretty much all over! Thank you for checking out our stuff!!!

rainbowsightings:

aren't you a bit old to be thirst posting like this tho?? 🤧

vampmilf:

vampmilf:

vampmilf:

catch me thirst posting on my deathbed the grind never stops

bc shes talking to me and when im gonna be in the nursing home i will be a grandpa

virtualgirladvance:

mostnormalthing-deactivated2024:

yellowpoet:

yellowpoet:

hold on. Was suck him good and hard through his jorts supposed to conjour the image of someone who has an unzipped fly because this entire time I’ve been imagining someone slurping on wet denim

Truly one of the sentences of all time. Wetpilled denimmaxer

virtualgirladvance:

mostnormalthing-deactivated2024:

yellowpoet:

yellowpoet:

hold on. Was suck him good and hard through his jorts supposed to conjour the image of someone who has an unzipped fly because this entire time I’ve been imagining someone slurping on wet denim

Truly one of the sentences of all time. Wetpilled denimmaxer

virtualgirladvance:

mostnormalthing-deactivated2024:

yellowpoet:

yellowpoet:

hold on. Was suck him good and hard through his jorts supposed to conjour the image of someone who has an unzipped fly because this entire time I’ve been imagining someone slurping on wet denim

Truly one of the sentences of all time. Wetpilled denimmaxer

melon-official:

slightmayhem:

attentiondeficitstarscream:

if you’re offline or away and i message you something (like a link to a meme or a picture or w/e) honestly just assume that i’m just leaving it there for when you get back and not expecting you to answer straight away. i don’t need you to respond with “hey, sorry, i wasn’t at the computer!” or anything. i was leaving u a gift for later.

This also applies if you’re online and just don’t want to or have the energy to deal with humans in the moment. Just because we have the ability to reply in real time does not mean we have the obligation.

im like a cat i drag the posts to ur doorstep and if ur not there it’s ok, the post will be on ur porch for later

pollutionofthepolls:

What would you rather do?

5 years of college (engineering)

Sit inside a bathroom stall for 4 hours (no entertainment)

Babysit 5 children for a week (2-7 years old)

Present a self-written speech to 25 000 people

Skip 30 years forward (you disappear, then reappear at your current age in 2054)

See Results

lycaniums-room:

Hello, I opened Photoshop again

arokalypse:

tw: eyestrain, flashing colors like bright colors n stuff

some animated arospec banners. slap em on your pinned post to assert aromance

hahaaa here we go again

(i did two for akoiromantic and lithromantic, and grayromantic and greyromantic because somehow both terms are accepted soo uhhhhh)

Keep reading

wizardavid:

i-am-emily:

fiddlertoad:

yebisu:

onlywayin-deactivated20231101:

I work cybersecurity, this is like half my job.

the whole vaccine deal tbh

antidepressants

Yes these are all the work of wizards

rapicho:

ok every time I see this post I find it necessary to point out Jesus was a carpenter like he legit would’ve used the fuck outta a nail gun

schifty-al:

angelsonthesideline:

“You see Perry the platypus”

bunnyheritageposts:

don’t understand how everyone isn’t as obsessed with bunnies as i am. have you seen The Ears??

koucrunchwrap:

27-moons:

27-moons:

Dr Ghassan Abu Sitta, who was a lead surgeon in Gaza and particularly at Al-Shifa hospital, is barred from entering Germany.

German forces stormed the room that the “Palestine Conference” was being held in Berlin, Germany, cutting off the electricity and video feed as Nakba survivor and researcher Salman Abu Sitta was speaking via video.

Dr. Ghassan Abu Sitta, a firsthand witness to genocide who was working in Gaza hospitals during the war and set to speak at the conference, was detained at the Berlin airport and forcibly prevented from entering the country.

It is worth noting that Germany is currently on trial at at the International Court of Justice for its military and financial support for the zionist entity’s genocide, and it is one of the most repressive countries for Arab and Palestinian activism, long before October 7th.

- Resistance News Network

german media was of course immediately invited into the space to record the spactacle - remember this was a private event. udi raz from jewish voice for peace berlin has been arrested. organisers had already jumped through hoops to make the conference possible, accepted 2500 cops on site despite just 1000 attendees being expected.

tomcruisingthroughlife:

Good news for @pinkisthenewscarlet !!

themaiajae:

beepost-generator:

cetitan:

looking out the window at my shitty lawn and colossal egg

silver-tongues-blog:

evil-vampire-official:

dduane:

petermorwood:

knitmeapony:

ct-crosshair:

lmaodies:

thekristen999:

inferno-sytem:

one-time-i-dreamt:

seductively-eats-a-bagel:

lilith-hargreeves-official:

aheadfulloffollies:

muriels-wife:

daisy-rivers:

fierceawakening:

karmic-punishment:

theminingengineer:

askfordoodles:

teashoesandhair:

petermorwood:

watchfor:

trishmishtree:

starrynight35:

aquilacalvitium:

jackslenderman:

strangeracrossthestreet:

deadjosey:

callmebliss:

stuff-n-n0nsense:

babyanimalgifs:

This is so wholesome

Update: he finally got the cat to the vet to see if she had a microchip

I was already on board with his sweet wholesome open-to-love-and-nurturing heart but I was fully unprepared for getting to that last tweet and seeing how off the hook HOT dude is

https://twitter.com/pariszarcilla?lang=en heres his twitter is here there is also additonal cat photos of his children. 

CAT DAD IS BACK

aww, the kids grow up so fast. ;-;

HHHHHHHH I LOVE CAT DAD!

This is, by far, the single most adorable fucking thing I have ever seen. 

update:

image

I love that he kept …. All of them.

I’ve reblogged the earlier part of this thread before, and the new stuff makes it even better.

This is the Tumblr equivalent of a warm hug on a cold day.

You’re welcome.

I remember this thread, but I never saw the grown-up pics ❤

@every-n-anything

All hail Catdad

I saw Catdad for the first time today, and my day instantly became exponentially better.

I’M CRYING!?

CATDAD HAS REVIVED MY WILL TO LIVE

I live for cat dad-

Cat dad has saved us all

CAT DAD!!

I had not seen the updates. I am so happy that the Cat Gods smiled upon this person and their new family :)

He’s got more recent pictures (and is also an INCREDIBLE artist), but this is the fam circa May 2020 :>

It’s been over a year? Where is cat dad? Where is he?

Fear not, CatDad is still happily with us:

Cat Dad 2022 pic.

It’s been far too long since I saw these guys. “Heartwarming” doesn’t begin to touch it. :)

Okay he lives. no way around it.

Cat Distribution System at work

quicksilverserpent:

sayruq:

Finally the achilles heel strategic weakpoint is revealed bomb the papa johns and the americans will be left in shambles.

charlottan:

lonestatus:

prohaloplayer:

charlottan:

lonestatus:

prohaloplayer:

the mining dwarfer seems to pick his axe at night

girl it’s a single sentence

need you to be not so toughies on me.

i want to thank you both for turning my biggest wording fumble where i clumsily said mining dwarfer instead of dwarven miner into a post i chuckle at whenever it comes across my dash

hold on i’m busy i’ll have to check what you said in a minute

finally read this. would not have reblogged!

thedeafprophet:

elementofdawn:

thedeafprophet:

elementofdawn:

ocs. have you guys heard about this?

no whats that

you can make up a guy… no one can stop you

big if true

war-crime-wizard:

my blog is a safe space for me. the rest of you are in danger i think